Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 013: "Dystopian Nightmare" W/ Mike Recine and Adam Friedland

[@Lowity]

Mike’s kid being genuinely scared and or repulsed by Ian is the funniest thing

[@calebmarks4150]

Equally as funny as it is endearing that Jordan is unable to not reciprocate attention from the baby

[@SGFTI]

I too am repulsed by Ian.

[@Mavidyatunes]

Ian's leg tats look like an octopus inked on him and the baby can tell he's a psycho. 🐙 🤡 👶

[@andrewforce6516]

It is a survival instinct. Lol

[@angelotro]

"I've watched your podcasts, Uncle Ian, hell nah"

[@dan_sinqween]

Adam has the demeanour of a 1950s housewife at a hairdressers

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

Im actually starting to think that it makes him the manliest in CT. Hes a heterosexual man that makes absolutely no attempt to seem butch

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

My great grandpa saw me notice him sitting like that and immediately started discussing how men sit.went on to explain that sitting that way was the least harmful to your knees.

[@haterade5137]

@@williemasterofdestruction5339 so your grandpa's gay?

[@MoarMike]

@@williemasterofdestruction5339 Maybe the most jewish thing I have ever read

[@GlassofAIDS]

Always seems like he's slightly xanaxed out.

[@jaydeatts]

"People put this on just so they don't kill themselves" -Mike Recine, Man of the People

[@OnPointFirearms]

To be honest, I still might kill myself.

[@ClibanariusJJ]

I felt very called out at that moment. All I've been doing this past night is trying to stave off the 'cide.

[@yourmove267]

@@ClibanariusJJ let engage in a double 'cide tonight friend

[@somethingelse4424]

I'm doing it right now. byyyyyyyee

[@PeterBondeVillain]

Recine is a keen observer of the human condition and he's not even gay

[@ReallyBigBrother]

As a dad, I commend this dudes ability to just relax while his toddler is toddler’n

[@djangofett4879]

there's no other choice. when you have a toddler you have to watch that thing 24 hours a day. the second you look away, they will find an incredibly stupid way to hurt themselves. they have a 1 second attention span.

[@DerekOfRivia]

He's an overall chill person. But you don't have any choice when cameras are on you. One hint of bad parenting and he'd never hear the end of it.

[@bandofmountains]

@@DerekOfRivia do you mean when he stuck his big toe in his sons mouth? Bc that was fucked up.

[@bandofmountains]

@@DerekOfRivia or when he thought it would be funny to talk about the time he used the n-word to describe black teens in front of his toddler?

[@jamk2668]

@@conor7154 Yeah, a podcast that you can effortlessly avoid (despite the fact that the child made it more interesting) doesn't qualify as an inappropriate place.

[@MikeHoczbig]

Ian is exactly like the high school friend that’s throws a party and the whole time he’s scared your gonna break something 😂

[@BookerT69]

😂very accurate

[@MikeHoczbig]

@@BookerT69 hulk hogan, we coming for you Ni--…

[@BookerT69]

@@MikeHoczbig 😂 yes we are brotha Stevie Ray

[@Chungskingi]

so fucking true, hate that guy, love ian

[@jessop-]

Ian's nervous leg is my favourite recurring character.

[@superiguana1]

Definitely with the kid and everything he's just trying to hold it together

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

Yeah him grabbing his dick a lot has me seriously uncomfortable... this one went off the rails a bit 😳🤣🥴

[@johnadams9514]

The way Adam sits makes it look like he’s struggling to hold up his skeleton

[@Rafael-vu2xn]

Adam is actually a hermit crab between shells

[@Jdowling357]

He's got that low energy. Can barely muster the strength to speak words sometimes

[@pawel8365]

I always felt that Adam was bullied by Nick, but I think he wasn't bullied enough...

[@youtubeisaszhole]

Imagine getting to bully your friend and remix songs with gay lyrics like I did at 14 for 150k a month.

[@dennyAyard_]

I agree. This made me realize that Nick shits on Adam to prevent Adam from shitting on everything.

[@FrantiC119]

It's kind of funny to me how Adam just cannot stay off his phone and how it irritates literally everyone he podcasts with to the point where they seem like they want to murder him a little bit and he still does it.

[@onatone]

@@FrantiC119 exactly now it makes sense why they needed to bully him on cumtown.

[@Garrett1240]

Adam’s an extremely annoying person

[@jasonkrapf]

It makes me sick that Recine, one of the best comics and joke writers in the world, has to even think about day care costs. What piece of the puzzle is he missing? Bad agent ? Wtf

[@chanty2192]

NYC should have been raising their wages decades and decades ago to correct the nonsensical real estate market, but they didn't wanna do that so they just imported people that could not believe how much money they were making at dunkin donuts. The result is that there is literally no place for a working man to raise a family there unless you have some serious concessions, like taking your baby on a podcast Ian Fidance.

[@tafjord44]

Idk what he was thinking when he cancelled the sitdown podcast. It was actually funny

[@Anouyz]

@@chanty2192 I mean he got a free sandwich hes hitting daycare and lunch in a combo move.

[@taylorg8509]

I agree with you , have have go with the other poster , new York is too expensive and drains everyone of their checks which mostly goes to rent

[@jasonkrapf]

I get it NYC is expensive, starting a family is expensive, I'm saying Recine SHOULD be NYC level rich and it's criminal he isn't.

[@adolfwigga]

The chaotic nature of this episode is great so far

[@dionysusyphus]

on me, im 16 minutes deep and im in

[@Looneyboy]

i thought this was an old episode?

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Mfs talking about chaotic energy

[@clubfoot5061]

Laughing so hard that Mike brought his baby and Ian keeps pulling out weapons lol

[@ithinkimarealboy2402]

This podcast is what Ian's brain processes are like. Chaotic, talking over itself yet it remains positive even when it can't make sense of what is happening.

[@AB-tb9fb]

Watching Ian stress has to be the funniest part

[@henryschmidt6887]

Ian was crushed he couldn't rip butts for an hour

[@zebuluntheimpaler342]

Hahaha bro I was thinking the same thing too!! Lol he almost looks coked out

[@MelissaAnn420]

Jordan should get 95% of the Patreon money.

[@joeshmoe6798]

Or just get her own podcast, and never appear on bein Ian again

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@joeshmoe6798 Ian is necessary as a punching bag, he’s essentially the Adam of his own podcast

[@Okillydokilly69]

The two of them work together, this is quickly becoming one of my favorites . I think I’m falling in love with Jordan 😊

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

I love Jordan, she can tame toddlers and Puerto Rican Rattlesnakes.

[@tamholt3494]

it was nice when Ian bounced the baby on his knee for 2 seconds and then spent a full minute trying to push it away w his arm fully extended lol

[@williamhornabrook8081]

26:23

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

Thats how you keep a family dog at bay lol its tried and true

[@intruative]

14:44 the green screen randomly falling off the wall in the background really makes this. This is my new favorite podcast lmfao

[@cooperdunn3808]

Lmmmaaaaoooo

[@stopmakingmechangemyname]

mike just calmly participating in a discussion about gun control while off mic barely audible you can hear jordan going "no, thats a taser" to his child was killing me

[@JasonLitman]

Auntie Ian gets frantic around babies

[@MainstreamNewsGuy]

The energy in the first 15 minutes is that of a family from the suburbs at a counseling session where the parents are already (secretly) divorced and the kids are already (obviously) on drugs, and the therapist left the room 15 minutes ago but they don't care because they think they have insurance (but they don't).

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

This is so personal I'm terrified

[@VIDS3687]

Jordan is "Mother of my child" material

[@worldsbiggesttruck]

mike saying “I forgot about the sandwich” was truly perfect.

[@Gary_Pinise]

Mike bringing his kid on is hilarious.

[@gank9]

The green screen peeling away from the window at 14:42 really adds to the chaos of this episode

[@gank9]

I wrote this comment before the whole thing fell

[@anonymousmc7727]

Jordan would be a great mom…

[@robertschneider779]

Given the chance, I think I'd make her one

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Funniest comment I've read all day

[@LuisCarruthers]

@@robertschneider779 Me too, bro.

[@ozzi5283]

For my kid

[@davidwinn2575]

I'd make a bitter single mother out of her in a heartbeat

[@nicknolfe4823]

why is mike recine poor, he's funny

[@dougrobinson1171]

I am thoroughly attracted to Jordan Jensen based solely on her personality.

[@wall8080]

She has a classic two-face. Some angles she looks really pretty and some other, oof

[@intruative]

@@wall8080 I love that tho tbh

[@chickenfdisoruhg4915]

@@wall8080 Hey let's be nice.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

100%

[@juliancruz392]

She kind of looks like a female Tom Myers. Just as funny too.

[@jslay239]

Adam is scared with out daddy nick, mike is just chillin with his kid, Ian is having a conniption because he can’t smoke and Jordan’s lesbian mom vibes are on 💯

[@alanthomas1066]

23:03 is the moment they all realise they want Jordan to raise their children...apart from Ian of course.

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

To quote Tim "What a well adjusted kid."

[@joshkkg1519]

this feels like a dystopian nightmare

[@bluemartian9]

Jordan is so CUTE playing with the baby. She rules.

[@CaptainToadsworth]

Damn is that Adam Friedland from the Adam Friedland Show?

[@Mjolknirn]

A haughty fertile gorgeous lady.

[@henry2179]

Yea it is actually

[@Mjolknirn]

@@henry2179 that's so cool

[@HitThatBoglimRock]

@@Mjolknirn also, im gay.

[@rworded]

If Ian had just one funny bone in his goofy looking body, he'da tazed Adam without consent.

[@bangUwitApickle]

Name checks out

[@rockzen8050]

True gold

[@anongoloid]

Damn, this was teased on cumtown for months, this old af

[@briancrosby160]

What is cumtown?

[@lesam5015]

Yeah Ian mentions something about “this is launching august 8” or something so this is probably from July

[@grantcooper948]

I swear, adam will be 50 years old and still look like the nerd from Little Giants to me.

[@jacob-2271]

Whoa you got the world's most famous bug on? Really keeping with the bee thing after the episode with Nick talking about bees

[@soccersmything01]

recine's baby makes the pod in a weird way...jordon showing her feminane side and recine caring for someone other than himself....its nice lol

[@Nowledgeman]

The term caring is being used very loosely 😂

[@chilidog727]

Nice to see Adam finally making the rounds

[@BlackwellTheory]

Don’t stress the guest, Ian and Jordan episodes have been some of the best

[@HushBQuiet]

I really just like watching Jordan fawn over the thing she will never have. It's sweet. Love you, Jordan.

[@willneverreadreplies]

Adam acting like Bein Ian is beneath him when he's literally shit himself on his podcast

[@dirtymikeandtheboysuk]

#Facts

[@martyrmayne]

That was Cool Adam. This is just regular Adam.

[@893loses]

that's why it's beneath him. you can't kill a man with no shame.

[@PhonkJesus]

Which podcast? Didn't happen in TAFS 👍

[@Woombi]

@@dirtymikeandtheboysuk dude Jesus Christ that guy was joking

[@zj5818]

Showing family in the comedy community is priceless.

[@zj5818]

We need more babies on podcasts please 😅

[@kostadinhadzibanov3601]

Clips from this episode will one day be on a "Making a murderer"-type documentary.

[@Mjolknirn]

Yeah that kids in for it huh

[@ghagzor]

Not if we support mike

[@jennys1876]

This is gonna be a fun flex for that baby in 20 years.

[@ngonzales3781]

glad they got a literal infant to translate what adam is saying.

[@youtubeisaszhole]

I love how it looks like the baby is drinking a tall boy.... but it's just a water called liquid death. 🤣

[@Doomsense]

"When you come do a podcast you expect one episode" unless it's Matt and Shane or Stuff Island those guys surprise every guest with an extra hour for their Patreon

[@moomoney6]

I love how Ian's legs are so telling of whatever the fuck is going on in his brain

[@fatmanyrhaw9423]

great to see adam friendland center left host making his rounds

[@joshiahayash]

When Mike's kid grows up and watches this video in 15 years, I hope he replies to this comment

[@agustinmotaduval3186]

Mike Recine just leaving his kid soaked is insane

[@JamesAnderson-ju3vb]

Please never stop posting new episodes of this show.

[@maxpflughoeft6806]

Straight to the moon ian, this podcast is gonna go far!

[@raygreeko]

I find myself singing the intro song throughout the day

[@maxdavidek]

Mike is right. I am listening to this so I don’t kill myself

[@thegoodgood]

The leadup to this episode made me think, “Surely, Ian was overreacting/over-indulging in the ‘Dystopian Nightmare’ idea.” But like how is the baby 7/10ths soaked the whole episode and every single other person an ever-evolving drunkle? I can watch almost anything and basically exit with my soul and sense of self generally intact but this made me question my entire existence and instinctual focus. Anyway 10/10 I guess. This made me lose my faith in myself. Not kidding. Absolutely nothing matters.

[@KarmaPaym3ntPlan]

14:59 this closeup of Jordan looking at Mike’s baby, is so fucking cute

[@wall8080]

“We’re gonna bring you to Whole Foods so I can steal” literal lol, gj mike

[@umlau9910]

Ian talking about Sodom and Gomorra is probably the craziest crossover I've experienced

[@liamsweeney4754]

His hometown

[@happycampa9622]

having the little one made everything so much more funny... micro managing hilarity 😂🥰

[@jimmygugino3024]

The devil and God are raging inside me is a great album. Brand New is amazing.

[@specialedclass2982]

In 2 years I expect Ian to be a full conservative

[@Malachamavet]

that's an overestimate, between this episode and the books he's reading

[@parrishwl]

screamo baby - great addition to this chaos 😂

[@RustOnWindows]

17:08 Recine is gold

[@ObscureBalls]

Movie Idea: Ian & Friedland go to Jersey Mike’s and Jersey Mike is played by Recine.

[@yourmove267]

48:59 is such a knee slapper!

[@nickmoreno3885]

for this specific show, i definitely put it on just so i don't kill myself

[@chiefwidemarsh]

This is stressing me out so much

[@CH-ml4rz]

I’m nearly 6min and I am legit the opposite of relaxing.

[@jforozco12]

i know you guys were super conscious of the kid but honestly, I do listen to this while cleaning and I don't mind it at all, it was a fun episode, that's how I hang with friends, some of them have kids, it makes it feel more real, cuz it actually is.

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

i never thought it would drop, I assumed it was TOO DYSTOPIAN AND NIGHTMARISH

[@lazylion420]

Bein Ian definitely a late entry for Best New Pod 2022

[@GodsNode]

Mike Reccine is America right now.

[@samhall7385]

Literally cleaning while trying not to kill myself in minecraft

[@maxjenkem3993]

Thanks for chucking this up Ian. Fuck yeah dude, you rule.

[@Abysssmo]

I love hanging out with my friends.

[@snickothemule]

Jordan is good with kids, didn't let the little fella play with the taser.

[@Slop_Dogg]

it’s crazy how they started throwing that kid around like a basketball

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

Fun fact about the Village People, not all the members were gay. The Cop, Construction Worker, and Leather Daddy Biker (which surprised me) were straight AF. Yet they put aside any 1970's prejudices and homophobia, for the money... Which I find beautiful.

[@lostsoul2184]

17:05 now come on , that's a beautiful classic moment right there . Love it . Clip it please . Those dance moves are insanely good

[@dongusaerelius3007]

One of the funniest episodes yet!!

[@waddy8564]

It’s nice seeing this pod cast take off. Love Cousin Ian on AYG!!

[@JJ_hehehehehe]

Can't get over the fact The Lumineers sing the theme song.

[@sammythemc]

Blaming Krasner for Philly crime is like blaming Nick Mullen for the existence of racism

[@drewdickens5774]

This group of people feels warm and friendly like my friends

[@natalietapia4949]

watching ian is making ME insanely nervous jesus christ lol

[@marcoszamora1032]

Great episode. So many different things going on.

[@fellas6287]

Watching Ian struggle to understand the legal system is endlessly entertaining

[@computerjockproducti]

Adam calling recines kids his livelihood really showed his yamake there 17:50

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey everyone thanks for digging the pod! If you can and want to, sub to our patreon! www.patreon.com/beinianpod You’ll get early episodes, bonus episodes, and different bonus content like road videos, record reviews, playlists, and whatever weird little things me and Jordan get up to! This was one of the first ones we did and a lot of people asked for it so we released it as a regular! I’ve been on the road for a month so we banked a bunch of eps but after this week the show will be up to date! Thanks again, fuck yeah dude you rule, xo, Ian

[@9tailskyle]

Does Mike have venmo?

[@vladimirryan9302]

I love the pod. Keep at it Ian and Jordan. One of my favorite comedy shows, it pairs well before or after watching Redbar. much love!

[@BeinIanPod]

@@vladimirryan9302 it’s all good bro! It was chaotic but a lotta fun! Thanks for diggin the show 🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@vladimirryan9302]

@@BeinIanPod hey you're right, it is all good. Maybe that's why I watch comedy, for that moment of clarity and relief 😄 peace! I'm going to become a Patreon sub soon.

[@Theguyguyguy]

15:45 100% on point there

[@Philboh8]

Absolute degeneracy and wholesomeness at the same time. Hell yeah dude

[@frankboyle8678]

You know these antics wouldn't be tolerated on The Tim Dillon Show.

[@sealmeatisbestmeat1241]

He would eat the child.

[@CAPSTRES]

Best opening jingle of 2022. Period point blank.

[@ThaHulkster]

As someone with a 1 year old I approve of this podcast

[@dondingus]

Easily the best episode yet

[@Crazyolblazed]

You think a child would have ruined the episode but it was great.

[@djangofett4879]

When you give babies alcohol, it makes them calm down

[@evilsponge6911]

Adam can't stop himself from spreading his legs and presenting for the camera

[@mynameismud420]

When Recine put his foot in his babys mouth that was a dystopian nightmare. Or child abuse. Either one.

[@mercer785]

6:10 does Adam blow the bottle every sip?

[@OPAIK]

Every time I listen to the intro song I’m in awe. It’s so perfect for this podcast. Shoutout to the songwriter

[@DerekOfRivia]

Ian wrote it. Performed by Lumineers.

[@jenkemblunt879]

@@DerekOfRivia i hate the lumineers so much lol

[@GreatLakesFeatherCo]

You shouted out the lumineer's which is very funny

[@DerekOfRivia]

@@jenkemblunt879 they're not for me either