Dark Souls Remastered: Kirk Fan Club (Armor of Thorns Squad)

The Kirk Fan Club returns with their armor of thorns for some classic trolling and rolling
discord: / discord
twitter: / ironpineapple_
Decided this funny idea from Dark Souls 3 really deserved to be done in Dark Souls Remastered since we got the flip ring (dark wood grain ring) in this game, hope you guys enjoy.
Awesome thumbnail by Maffi: / maffi1996
Big thanks to the boys for helping out:
yung maestro: / thekaboomguy
InfernoPlus: / dmtinfernocide
JellyElite: / jellyelite117
music: / get-ya-hands-low

[@soulareclipse1802]

The Slab Stabber is the hero we needed but don't deserve

[@fazepalm4500]

lmaoooooo

[@VoidSinister]

This comment has 1.8 K likes but only 2 replies ... we live in a society

[@diegorso2]

Slab stabber made me laugh so hard. I love this community

[@boogeythegorilla7330]

It's a sacrifice we need to make for his sacred slabs

[@Taolan8472]

He makes a simple promise and he fuckin delivered.

[@studmuffin6043]

slab stabber wasn't lying

[@Laevaryl]

studmuffin name checks out

[@figureLP09]

Well, a scorpion can't help but sting, so a Slab Stabber can't help but stab you after you grab his slab.

[@0Blueaura]

somebody was watching megalo box

[@figureLP09]

You nailed it.

[@YGeo]

Kirk Fanboy: "If this was just a trick, why did he bother to dropping the actual slab?" Slab Stabber: "Because if it wasn't, you'd have known. You'd have heard it in my voice. It had to be real. It probably didn't have to be real."

[@MegaHellstrike]

Slab Stabber, the greatest bang-for-your-buck invader one can get imo

[@SulthanRrafi]

MegaHellstrike inb4 hacked items ez softban thanks from

[@eshankarnik262]

@@SulthanRrafi no he is on KZbin u can see his videos He isn't hacking

[@rawkhawk414]

@@SulthanRrafi bruh slabs in DSR are still easier to get than chunks in DS2 lol. people spamming siegbraus and blessings is way more sus.

[@Voldrim359]

How to beat a meme? With another meme

[@maskedproduct3284]

@@SulthanRrafi nah if do right no ban

[@PichiJamGaming]

The Kirks dropping in was too good

[@TheJackCoffee]

Not even gonorrea stand a chance against them

[@azelia2464]

It was perfect xD That guy was just... NOPE

[@then35t18]

I wish pineapple threw in a gif of FFVII Advent Children when Kadaj summons all the kids to jump out of the trees at this point. XD

[@unknownshadow966]

Kirn and da boiz.

[@MaybyAGhost]

Give 'em the old *slab 'n stab* Works every time

[@unimportantname26]

I mean, dying once for one of the rarest items in the game.... sure I'll take it.

[@juampan]

Thats some commitment to a chatacter name

[@fog5835]

i aint even mad

[@TwoBlade5]

Dont you mean "Swish Swish Stab"? #RedVsBlue

[@solaireofastora4227]

Good trade to me (if ur the victim)

[@IronPineapple]

you can flip in this game, so I kinda had to make this

[@mistermini1514]

Iron Pineapple Understandable.

[@alextheshrimp.]

Iron Pineapple good video, and holy fuck im early

[@squeakychew]

painful

[@harmoncrowe1612]

Gay

[@Kasai606]

Iron Pineapple Boss fight with them? Hmm.... kirk fanclub chellenge run? Beat every boss with just rolls- that'd be amazing

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

0:16 I love how they try that shit on Giant Dad and he's just not having a bar of it.

[@King_Stranger]

giant dad is overrated and looks ridiculous

[@xSilentZeroXx]

@@King_Stranger You think you got him with this, but then he got back up and pwnd you

[@unclaimedusername6608]

@@King_Stranger nah

[@bookofzed8882]

OP

[@King_Stranger]

@@xSilentZeroXx ooh that hurts you got me. srsly? you and your stupid meta can fuck off. Giant dad is lame and any that like it is just dumb and can't think for themselves. only sheep follow other sheep

[@InfernoPlus]

Those poor ankles.

[@polrock1747]

InfernoPlus They had one job, one job...

[@Reaverbot7]

InfernoPlus Don't worry, undead don't feel pain. Probably.

[@zekkekeipa6521]

If so, why they are moaning then backstabbed?

[@zombb6387]

Remastered ankles Inferno, just how you like it.

[@Bluelyre]

Zekkekeipa sexual arousal.

[@TheCursedJudge]

That last guy was 9000 IQ

[@tostupidforname]

Nukem Dukem didnt he say that?

[@TheRPGentleman]

Nukem Dukem What's the difference?

[@SageHerrera]

Yall made me choke on my bong rip goodjob

[@r.j.j.o]

666th like.

[@MajorasWrath1]

@@SageHerrera doing weed isn't a personality

[@claudiocozzi4425]

2:29 the nicest murderer in Lordran.

[@Omnicrom]

IKR? I'd gladly be killed by any invader who gives me a Titanite Slab.

[@joshuakim5240]

I remember i did something somewhat similar in Anor Londo. Whenever i found a lone host, i would drop a bunch of spare upgrade materials and extra pieces of non-hollow armor before black crystalling out.

[@ToaPaul959]

Damn that's pretty cool of you. It's stuff like this that makes me love the DS community.

[@JellyElite]

this is how you spin2win in 2018

[@solaireofastora4227]

Lobos had it wrong the whole time

[@klondikelegitski675]

Ikr, ill be damned if I pay 300 plat for Maiming Strike.

[@Nosferdamus]

I thought you needed 2 bone wheels and +5 Darkwraith Set for that?

[@ballerswagbro9k611]

Finer words have never been said

[@negiwakerosu7012]

rip atterax

[@esper6126]

Rolling Squad is no match for Giant Dad

[@laserblaster]

the legend never dies

[@darknessdevil2657]

He poised right through the gonkers

[@FlaskFlash]

wat r u, casul?

[@KyosukeShigeru]

Took me a moment to realize what was standing before the club...then I saw that mask. xD GG, Kirk Fan Club!

[@gatekeeper6720]

Wot rings u got bitches

[@HavokYT]

So are we basically just re-mastering all old videos now

[@FlookersontheOptiMist]

Shots fired. Oof

[@gabbtrox]

its like pottery

[@SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

i'm ok with that.

[@gabbtrox]

same

[@Kanakravaatti]

when you run out of ideas

[@kaich369]

Slab stabber, kek.

[@SarudeDanstorm]

Slab Stabber... what a legend

[@paulmaltar5873]

Remember kids Never take any slabs from lizard people, they might be slab stabbers ☝

[@sarcasmismyfavoriteemotion4180]

But what if it is worth?

[@Itsprincesweets]

Yes but i can return from de-

[@wingset]

@@Itsprincesweets ueheee ueheeeeeee *witch grabs your chest*

[@dangoitaliano2690]

My hero! "Slab Stabber"!

[@GunpowderCoffee]

0:49 is definitely my favorite.

[@allew7646]

GunpowderCoffee 49 likes as of writing this.

[@akirajotaro]

I just love that little part where the guys drop from above like ninjas, amazing comedic timing.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

@0:16 Who would win 4 spiky bois OR... 1 legend?

[@MukatoShishio]

CidGuerreiro1234 THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!

[@d7721]

1 GIANT DAD

[@LORDFERROK100]

One bass cannon🌚

[@SableLeaf]

THE LEGEND

[@immerrosales9642]

Gigantdad doesnt give a f**k xD

[@Ogryska]

We had Shrek, we have Kirk BDSM fanclub If OnlyAfro is going to make a GiantDad Remake I will just go hollow and be happy.

[@polrock1747]

Ogryska He's back! In HD!!

[@alfredberdo7495]

I hope Krazy make new videos… His Sen Ninja is missing...

[@LedzQQ]

THE WALL needs to return brother

[@MultiConchiglia]

*G I A N T* *I* *A* *N* *T*

[@Berry_Bruiser]

As someone who watches his streamer regularly, that best Im going to assume from his is that he is going to make a parody of his original legend video. He has this general negative attitude towards the giant dad meme whenever he or a viewer brings it up or song requests the song used in the legend video. It's probably because of how much people have just attached him to the meme or maybe he's just tired of hearing about it.

[@RYNOCIRATOR_V5]

0:15 - it is evident that *THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!*

[@Fourthsequence]

Slab Stabber sends his regards

[@slushyjarl5486]

Fourthsequence r/thathappened

[@zegreatpumpkinani9161]

Derram WAIT WHERE

[@zegreatpumpkinani9161]

Derram yeah I figured that out, I assumed you were calling this comment out as a fake

[@katchupp5067]

Slushy Jarl you can check his channel, he really is the legendary slab stab

[@King_Stranger]

so. how'd you get all them slabs?

[@David_Vitek]

0:24 Oh come on, y'all really thought you could take on The Legend?

[@condorrish123]

Classics never die

[@DeadlockDrago]

I like the slab stabber guy, he gives you free titanite slabs.

[@KishibeRohan]

He's back, and he's thornier than ever!

[@mutbka_tutbka4215]

0:21 THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

[@alexanderpalmer2647]

0:54-0:58 "Ah excellent let's us fight in glor-..." "...nevermind"

[@cervixcrusader85]

Truth be told, my deepest kink is to have 4 men clad in spiked armor roll all over me

[@snowisthebestweather]

Oof. Ow.

[@addemiusinksoul8655]

I think I’m gunna have to Kirkshame you

[@ilostmyfaithinhumanityandi6651]

I expected nothing less from the famous Donovan!

[@A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber]

“Slab Stabber” Name checks out.

[@gatekeeper6720]

0:17 The Legend never dies

[@Ranger_of_Steel]

Can't wait to see the stuff you'll come up with for Sekiro: Pineapples Die Twice.

[@696969edwin]

Austin tfw when we're not getting any Sekiro videos from Iron Pineapple since there's no invasions 😢

[@Omnicrom]

Early leaks say you invade in Sekiro by essentially hijacking and buffing up already existing enemies, but that's yet to be confirmed. What, if any, multiplayer Sekiro has is not yet clear.

[@darukan]

@@Omnicrom it's here and theres no multiplayer whatsoever

[@Omnicrom]

@@darukan Yes, thank you for informing me that the unconfirmed rumor which I said was unconfirmed turned out to be incorrect. I surely would never know that about the game that I played when it released 5 months ago. It's kind of you to respond to a comment I made over a year ago well in advance of Sekiro's release to correct me about something I couldn't have known as though I had posted it only last night.

[@KurosakiYukigo]

0:55 I can only imagine the reaction this guy had when this happened in front of him. God I love Dark Souls trolling.

[@arctris9380]

0:54 His internet couldn't handle badass intros

[@mateusv.6331]

0:23 this just proves that the legend never dies

[@aldor9357]

Our daddy told us not to be shamed of our armor, especially since it's of such a good size and all

[@GodVsMachines]

i fell ashamed for understanding this reference

[@diznutz5369]

Where's the reference from?

[@danlorett2184]

oh you sweet, summer child

[@jaredh3258]

Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.

[@aldor9357]

It gets bigger when I pull on it. Sometimes I pull on it so hard, my Dark Souls gets remastered

[@JustinOliverMusic]

That disconnect was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

[@manjiimortal]

Four rolling spiked Kirks... and yet The Legend Never Dies!

[@personadan]

God the stagger by rolling into them is disgustingly amazing

[@wvykaine6157]

Moral of the story: Respect *The legend, father of giants*

[@yellowsausage7714]

"Slab Stabber" ;)

[@rafengamer6296]

Gotta admire his commitment. His name wasn't for show.

[@thetexan1011]

Undead : sees iron Irons squad: falls in Undead: *nope*

[@itrollforfun1803]

Ive been going through a rough patch these past few days, but I’ve been binge watching these videos and I’ve laughed so hard I snorted a few times. Actually made me feel better for a few minutes

[@aymanwazid5314]

The part where they dropped down had me dying lmao. Good job Iron pineapple ❤️

[@amauriherrera6022]

This is great, first time watching and laughed so hard I started to cry. Bizarre gankins in DS1 always cheer me up. If I got jumped, I wouldn't even be mad.

[@spiritfired]

I'm actually jealous at how much fun you guys are having.

[@justthefries7338]

Glad to see another classic video brought back into Dark Souls Remastered.

[@dust0614]

Gotta love how you scared an invader when the three other kirks jumped down 😂

[@RxdLight]

0:22 the legend's never dies

[@cournualcarp]

One of the most funny and original ideas I’ve seen from the community.

[@theramenking7237]

The first Kirk Fan Club is my favorite video in the entire universe. I just bought the Remastered edition today and come home to find this was uploaded today too?? I didn’t know it was possible for me to feel this happy~

[@filipchalupa3802]

This is the content we all crave for. Praise the Pineapple!

[@SifArtorias]

Metallic Fruit*

[@oldfirearm]

0:22 legends never die? ;P

[@kyletheskeleton6351]

this was a vid I watched yesterday so its a delight to see a remake

[@TheUltimateRiku]

I just watched the old one yesterday, this is still amazing.

[@sariusdrake5494]

The Squad is back

[@Seayeal]

This is getting me *thorny*

[@RELIN-Q]

The audio level in this video was way better, thank you.

[@kmcombine4773]

keep styling, never change, still makes me smile

[@petrsauer8240]

This is called fun.

[@benb.8550]

Petr Sauer this is R E L I G E O N

[@joecro15]

Just when I think every darksouls mechanic has been memed. Well done sir, well done

[@Calyx]

It had been memed years ago. This is just the Meme Remastered.

[@joecro15]

Everyone likes a comeback ;O

[@RedHotista]

AWESOME! I was eager to watch more videos like these since Remastered was announced! Cuz ppl kinda stopped doing crazy stuff like that. DO IT MORE \o/

[@steamedpaul5775]

So happy you still keep the souls content up, just hope you still enjoy it too xD

[@lamellarm6546]

Stop uploading I'm not used to it

[@chrisj403]

2:25 He "dark"mooned us!

[@user-ng8wc7xx5e]

This is the best dark soul play i ever seen

[@Kxnnyb]

I’m not sure why but I wheezed when you emoted and the 3 guys just dropped down out of nowhere, that shit caught me by surprise.

[@Deidusk]

THEY'RE BACK

[@toreole2993]

Oh my god. I literally just watched the dark souls 3 Kirk fan club a few hours ago xD Coincidence? I dont think so

[@IncandescentWriter]

Gods I haven't listened that song for so long. Vids amazing.

[@Balgus4]

This is beautiful on so many levels.

[@MisterAcker]

I met the legend that was Slab Stabber

[@MrPecz-eg8qs]

*KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'*

[@Skaikrish]

man you are the greatest :D it was about time for that video

[@Smokin_Snowman]

This is probably the best souls video ever made.

[@sempersugere]

0:20 Remember that the legend never dies 😂👊

[@hernandogaribaldi8627]

Nice bonewheel cosplay 10/10

[@thanaGogical]

That last guy did what he came to do. Respect.

[@SuperStrifey]

The only video so far that has made me consider playing dsr, purely to backflip in kirk armour to victory!

[@birchbranch2739]

*Four people wearing the same thing all doing the same action to invaders.*

[@XUIW]

Sonic in Dark souls

[@ironoxide007]

man i missed videos like these ❤

[@P4T098]

Hip hop dark souls is something I never thought of being this good

[@ironwoodkid9577]

2:35 *tsk tsk tsk* that's the oldest trick in the book and you fall for that, shame on you

[@JustinY.]

And they don't stop rollin and they don't stop rollin Fed to the rules and I hit the ground tumbling

[@polrock1747]

Hey now, it's a Kirk Squad! They gonna roll you to dead.

[@Burningstreets981]

the legend of the youtube comment section

[@RaylaEclipse]

Where do you not go?

[@lordpanda6166]

I feel like you have a whole team of people who all watch different genres but all use your one account to comment

[@ayylmaotv]

nah he just has no life and a ton of bots

[@j.kepler593]

These guys never disappointed me

[@sibrilliant]

This is the absolute funniest dark souls pvp compilation ever

[@Killa-zhin7]

1:50 wut?

[@danielzacho4058]

I thought inferno didn't like dsr

[@notscorchingsands9718]

but bought it anyways making his video pointless

[@bearmanpig1568]

Inferno doesn't like anything

[@Angel-kc7ck]

He doesn't like anything yet he keeps making videos about that things he doesn't like

[@TheParryGod]

art.

[@lucianosimmons3003]

55 lol. So cold, so calculated, so Kill Bill. Ty for the we'll choreographed lola. So fun to watch

[@ssss-iz4ch]

I want to know the name of the music.

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

Dude! Check the description

[@albertogarciaprieto4637]

Some body know how they make the White Phantom like the owner of the world?

[@buttholelicker1874]

Fighter just made a similar video inspired by your DS3 video a couple days ago.

[@cunnyman]

> People playing together with friends to have fun Fighter: Is this gank?

[@gamerFreak0623]

it IS a gank. Although a fun gank. Not the "No fun allowed" type of gank.

[@cunnyman]

Chika Hakozaki It's not exactly gank when they just wanna have fun. You're the one who's ruining it.

[@wolfnite2300]

the original video you did like this is what got me into dark souls. lol

[@Diles46]

Thanks for sharing this. Good Stuff!

[@zach7]

Wait how do you get all your summons to appear human in Dark Souls 1

[@CurseMarksasgay]

id assume cheat engine

[@Calyx]

rings, bitch!

[@thiagonunes9703]

Calyx which ring?

[@Calyx]

Thiago Nunes Nigga I don't know I skipped this piece of shit remaster, I ain't paying 20$ for a 7 year late patch that didn't fix any actual bugs

[@Butchimus]

inb4 millennial gamers be like *fighter did it first reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

[@noxaeterna2]

Only 56 a.C kids will remember.

[@punishedcranky3119]

FUCKING NORMIES

[@danlorett2184]

millennials are like 30 man wtf

[@notscorchingsands9718]

but he did

[@veryimportantthought]

Totes just trolling. Not ganking ;)

[@Dieselkraftwerk]

This video (or its predecessor) made me sub to you years Ago!

[@groq4454]

Favorite dark Souls video of all time