I was a pretty stupid kid, Mom said she wishes she had an evil goat to help babysit me, she mustve hated me
@MøńķêÿbåľłşïńmýjãŵşАй бұрын
I feel so bad for you
@IShy2Ай бұрын
Okay, sorry to hear that, but, why a goat...
@willy__aftonАй бұрын
Does that mean she wants BAPHOMENT To babysit you?
@robbierowe7175Ай бұрын
@@IShy2 I was literally just thinking that💀
@royvines7240Ай бұрын
That's pretty sad, but good thing your adult... Right?
@CrownofDiscouragementАй бұрын
At a young age, I had made my own breakfast and I saw that my dad had baked croissants today, so I threw away my cereal then I asked my dad “Where’s the croissants, dad?” He said “They are for tomorrow, son. You’ll have to wait.” Then I said “I THOUGHT YOU MADE CROISSANTS FOR ME TODAY!” Then I kicked a glass vase and it broke, my dad then said “THATS IT, YOUR NOT HAVING CROISSANTS AT ALL NOW!” I started crying. Turns out those croissants were tomorrow, I figured kicking a vase wouldn’t make it any better.
@rickandmortyfan649Ай бұрын
that's me on the thumbnail! It feels so surreal to see myself on a Dark Dom thumbnail!!! Thank you!!!
@OctavalAura4Ай бұрын
Bruh what
@kingstonbirchardАй бұрын
How did the shoe box taste?
@rickandmortyfan649Ай бұрын
@@kingstonbirchard get this, like cardboard
@CamHoops11Ай бұрын
@@rickandmortyfan649😂😂😂
@kingstonbirchardАй бұрын
@@rickandmortyfan649 wow, gotta try it sometime
@ThatFNaFEditer23 күн бұрын
Here’s a little story. When I was younger, like 4 or 3, I made this thing called “Kindness Soup”. And remember, I was young. So couldn’t cook. Anyway. I would get milk or water, eggs, pepper, and 2 or 3 more things. And I would want someone to eat it. My mom didn’t want me to feel bad, so she “ate” it. She didn’t really eat it. My family still makes jokes about it.
@J0YFUL-PR0DUCT10NS11 күн бұрын
that's rather interesting, kids enjoy mixing random concoctions I guess
@Simonghostriley3u4iw1ncod29 күн бұрын
0:11 baby Karen 💀
@Jjray510027 күн бұрын
Yes it is
@Squishy18427 күн бұрын
Already calling for the manager
@Ragg70326 күн бұрын
Fr😂
@Simonghostriley3u4iw1ncod26 күн бұрын
She has already complained about every store in the world
@L1GHTYM00NL1GHT14 күн бұрын
BYE 💀
@ChickenNugget11-w4d25 күн бұрын
One time, when I was like 8 or something, I didn’t know what “despair” meant, so I would just walk up to classmates, say, “The pig of despair” and walk away. To this day I am still equally as stupid.
@brittbell111727 күн бұрын
33:12 the reason why the gorilla did that is when other gorillas beat their chest that indicates that they want a fight or just saying that they’re better
@creakydoorlive23 күн бұрын
Did you just say that on a clip of a baby?
@neopultulo38656 күн бұрын
A history of my agresive and hiperactive 4 year cousin: me and my family went to celebrate new year on another city, whe went to a restaurant and when they bring us the menu, i grabed it and my cousin toke the menu from my hand and stared at it, i asked he why did he do that and he said that he wants to see the menu, i told he that he cant read and asked him to give me the menu back so i can read it to he. my cousin got mad at us
@IceyFoxVRGD25 күн бұрын
"I JUst WaNnA Beeee ChInESEeEeEEEE" got me dead 24:10
@ItzzEstella17 күн бұрын
FRRRRRRRRR
@leothegamer70117 күн бұрын
i am, confused
@EPICRAPSBATTLES14 күн бұрын
I’m wheezing the way she falls over with the sound effects 💀 0:11
@GDUB294Ай бұрын
6:45 the cat was not having it 😂😂
@J0YFUL-PR0DUCT10NS12 күн бұрын
Dark Dom making the decision to not have kids after making this video (Some kids are really great though, and a lot of them make me smile they're so wholesome)
@Sync_Goes_EEEEEEEEEEEE13 күн бұрын
12:39 abhhHAHBABHAHAHAH HELP WHY IS IT SO FUNNY (this is something i would of done when i was 10 ) also 22:52 looks like a horror movie xd
@spacechicken527Ай бұрын
16:24 after hearing my dad talk about how boring it got as a fireman to go to the same house for the same EMS problem, and constant false fire alarms, I'm sure helping a cute kid made their day 29:45 That's how belugas say hello, he was just being friendly.
@HudsonSmith-i3u6 күн бұрын
6:46 cat was not having it lol
@noahsforeheadwrinkleАй бұрын
i watch your vids at my PHP program on my chromebook when i'm not supposed to and then get in trouble because i laugh too much. but pls never stop making content, you're my favorite youtuber and have been since like forever now.
@erikacastrillon7369Ай бұрын
The girl in the beginning sounds like my brother cry over a toothbrush
@CopeZero27 күн бұрын
thats a boy
@DavitTheCore29 күн бұрын
Instructions on how not to grow a stupid child- No physical punishment except if last resort, have very strict voice when something bad is done by the child and also actually give a shit about where your child is at all times. There is a lot more stuff, but these are the basics I learned from my parents raising me and my sister. I can not even comprehend my sister stealing something from another person's table in a restaurant or even touching a go carts pedal for more than a second.
@car915426 күн бұрын
very good list
@so.do.you.like.amongus5 күн бұрын
4:34 it looked more like a garbled mess of pixels
@therealsirdj593428 күн бұрын
dude, I feel like these babies either are children of a football star (or soccer for my American friends) or (more likely) the girl knew her trying to steal her brothers toys, then taking a dive and crying would lead to her getting the toy, because mom or dad think he shoved her. Also: That smile from the girl saying "I look good" was absolutely adorable. I love how that girl just chomped down on the entire block of cheese, because honestly: I would do the same
@LinusStrawn-ju4lo19 күн бұрын
Haha yea
@seahorse1295Ай бұрын
43:27 French Onion soup would be pretty weird without onions
@Expendable1182Ай бұрын
Then it would be just… French soup.
@MonkeyDfamGamingАй бұрын
W a t e r
@00-ANGELXEYES-0029 күн бұрын
what about without french and onions?
@00-ANGELXEYES-0029 күн бұрын
perhaps *S O U P*
@rinotino1957Ай бұрын
bro new dougdoug, mws, and darkdom vids in one day is amazing
@ongakuwotabetaАй бұрын
Nice! You also watch Microwave Society!
@captain_duelist_cat4324Ай бұрын
"Have A Day" -Jude
@Expendable1182Ай бұрын
@@ongakuwotabetaisn’t that was mws means? Idk. Correct me if I’m wrong.
@confusinggtag28 күн бұрын
28:00 i love how darkdom says NO GOOD MORNING im dying
@Ukederi15 күн бұрын
9:02 I'M EATING PIZZA HUT RN LMAO
@HackerG46Ай бұрын
144p My new year resolution is 144p
@Austingaming-o3jАй бұрын
What the hell
@Cythical223 күн бұрын
20:30, I’m not focused on the headphones, IM LOOKING AT THE FACT THAT HE IS ON A LEASH!
@GarðarEiðsson6 күн бұрын
I remember in Sumer I was outside playing but then a random kid walked in my garden and took a water gun that I put there and tried to walk away with the water gun but I stopped him and said “hey don’t take that it’s ours” and he said “it’s mine”? Then turned around and I stoped him again and said “no it’s mine, now put down the water gun and leave please” and he put down the water gun and went home. Then I took the water gun and went inside. That was my story.
@bobby5.313 күн бұрын
0:42 "the longest year of my life" you cant be real💀💀💀💀
@Yin-YangsimpАй бұрын
I was a somewhat smart kid when i was little. My only problem is I wasn’t smart when it came to my mind and emotions. So, when someone would say no, i’d start crying, but I was smart enough to know it was manipulation (or something among those lines), so to stop this, i’d go hide away in my room and say i was fine until I stopped crying.
@Davidelkaraan-k4f28 күн бұрын
love ur videos
@CastielLinville-dp6bh14 күн бұрын
I sub to you. You are so funny to all the clips you did.
@kosmicbricks7 күн бұрын
When I was 1 or 2 years old me and my family was at a restaurant, after my family was done eating the waiter took away the plates and stuff, but for some reason I started crying when the waiter took my plastic spoon for some reason...
@CreatorLox28 күн бұрын
I just visited this channel after about a year and still hasn’t changed! This is honestly crazy but I love this content
@goober981213 күн бұрын
a food that would be worse without onions: onion rings
@dylanboyte8330Ай бұрын
was watching your videos and went to the channel to find a new one and i see this posted XD
@BlaubeerenIsy8 күн бұрын
28:19 God, Hearing people speak the First language i can is soo goddamn funny to me 😂 and yes, i'm German.
@LokisVR126 күн бұрын
Yo I just broke my wrist, but this video provided pain relief since you know, it distracted me, so thank you for the pain relief
@OwO447723 күн бұрын
did you know dark Dom was born on his birthday
@SolarSharp3 күн бұрын
woah really??
@Hack-iy7do13 күн бұрын
1:14 I thought there was a big drop for a second
@purplecubeguy18 күн бұрын
10:26 my checkpoint checkpoint comment: the fact that she thought it was cake is insane
@camden2614 күн бұрын
This wasn’t in 2024 but I just remembered this when I saw that kid grab fire, so when I was like 4 or 3 maybe 2, I had one of those sparklers for the 4th of July and I grabbed it… by the flames
@the_red_leader45208 күн бұрын
20:40 I wish that when a kid acts out in public and the parents aren't around (or even if they are around and they don't do anything) the parents could get charged with child neglect and the crimes that would follow with the child's actions. For example, kid walks up and destroys a camera, parents aren't around, parents are charged with child neglect and destruction of property. Another example would be kids just purely assaulting people or stealing things from people and the parents ARE around and still don't do anything, child neglect charge and corresponding charges based on the kids actions. I can already hear people argue about the kids doing it on purpose, and my response is simply, "Take responsibility for your kids or don't take them out in public. And even if you are charged with the crime, you can fight it in court with a lawyer."
@faithhollingsworth-ej2wrАй бұрын
i’ve been watching you for a while, your vids always make my day and help me sleep😭
@KacperSobierajVargskeletor54216 күн бұрын
15:58 That kid just really wanted to be Mega Man so badly…
@Nuggetface27 күн бұрын
With the hulk hands i knew what Was going to happen 😂😂😂😂
@SuperDuoTwo13 күн бұрын
On New Year’s I’m going to a steakhouse for the 3rd time in my life!😮🥩😮
@alphagaming74942 күн бұрын
19:55 you missed nothing with Healeys the moment sand gets in there it’s over.
@CatAceFN29 күн бұрын
Dang, another year gone by. This year I started watching these type of videos and you helped me get through some tough times when my cat got very sick (she is ok)
@lisashackelford595128 күн бұрын
It isnt over yet😊
@MonkeyDfamGamingАй бұрын
I’ve waited a year for this… …for the third time…
@JonathanCrane-g6s29 күн бұрын
If you put a child inside a Canon the baby goes... AHHHHH
@MikuGojoFriskFan10 күн бұрын
12:41 he just wanted that queso
@Cinnamonroll_luv3rАй бұрын
HI DARK DOM!✨
@Willdriftz28 күн бұрын
When I was 5 at my birthday I thought the candle was part of the cake and ate it
@UntitledVideoChannelАй бұрын
My new years resolution is to ignore like beggars as much as possible
@Layne-pf3qs17 күн бұрын
The dog at 11:34 is probably like oooo that feels nice
@FitaFifaGachaLife16 күн бұрын
34:16 Nah bro in Russia they have just tables outside, we eat outside, we play outside, we cook outside, we clean outside, we sleep outside, and get detention outside
@cooperwilson902122 сағат бұрын
42:04, actually, saying bad words on roblox doesn’t get you banned, it gets you terminated :) (which is way worst then a ban)
@MYSTERY-853828 күн бұрын
35:22 if I was the guy experiencing this I would tell the kids parents that they are paying the money to me that all the figureines are worth
Ай бұрын
i remember that my aunt sent this uh old ahh vid of me when i was a baby (we speak spanish btw) and the video went like aunt: "whos this?" *holding a plush of lucas the duck from looneytoons* me: duck aunt: "whats his name?" me: duck *insert spanish swear word*
@Hermesofolympus7 күн бұрын
1:00:01 So did I!!!!!
@matthew-reborn24 күн бұрын
5:59 she took eye liner to a whole another level
@bobby5.312 күн бұрын
26:40 That is pure evilness
@bro331127 күн бұрын
8:01 "this is my brother bilo" LOOKING AHH
@The2Lemonz10 күн бұрын
27:07 that’s so evil. In that one that’s a stupid parent for telling him that and ruining it for him.
@paper93217 күн бұрын
My new years resolution is to not die.
@EmersonCeku25 күн бұрын
Dom just to let you know Healeys are available in adult sizes. Also they got crock versions.
@yicelhernandez216910 күн бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how short 2023 was Edit: also 10:49 nobdy gonna talk about the bruising on the lil girls hands?
@Zatoka.Ай бұрын
I don't think we're focusing on how genuinely concerning it is for that one kid to try and stop the monkey...that's a furure murderer 💀
@AngelAdrian-sk3fy10 күн бұрын
5:00 it looks like that one thing lightning McQueen, but it happened on the highway
@alexamulneix932212 күн бұрын
the kid with the chips looks like a kid at my school in 5th grade 27:30
@DitTheDot12 күн бұрын
He looks like a kid i had in 6th grade
@majorcloogsbrother6141Ай бұрын
my mom brought me to a forest once and left me there for like 5 seconds before she came back since i was bein bad, i never forgot that lmao
@matthew-reborn24 күн бұрын
33:52 those guys are the duo of duos
@andrewscott1215Ай бұрын
New dark dom vid
@Theterriblegamer-tl6yd29 күн бұрын
Did anybody also notice that he’s on a leash? 20:28
@AS-mp813 күн бұрын
I’m 8 yr old but I’m chill but if I do see a cam I would ask if it’s a vid😂
@mcrobotmanАй бұрын
W video compilation
@LucasMoane-x6m23 күн бұрын
37:50 ....Don't EVER remind me of that...anyways bro was just a berserk fan scared for his life
@JujutsuF3INАй бұрын
First kid def gonna become an insurance scammer
@MøńķêÿbåľłşïńmýjãŵşАй бұрын
💀
@lindalevins86707 күн бұрын
As a irish person. I disagree that all of us are british
@NeRdEmOjIHuH4 күн бұрын
7:12 WASBI😂
@GlitchCat2735 күн бұрын
When I was 5 a McDonald's worker let me use the ice cream machine and I spilled the ice cream everywhere when my parents weren't looking
@notzsplitthegoobАй бұрын
FINALLY!!! LETS GOOO!!!
@SuperSign648 күн бұрын
we're leaving kids in 2024 💀💀💀
@PJ_Crowshaw28 күн бұрын
I love how videos can be completely unrelated to the thumbnail and title
@kiwigoldfruit900Күн бұрын
Use both your eyes got me weak
@FelixsUniverse12 күн бұрын
I was here since 2020
@Fritos111120 сағат бұрын
Thumbnail is so relatable
@matthew-reborn24 күн бұрын
5:00 this kid and the girl from the start should be a couple when they grow up
@DogDoesStuffКүн бұрын
7:55 what’s the game here?
@dacoolengineer21 күн бұрын
10:56 ST-
@redcoindoodles17 күн бұрын
34:29 What happened to the audio quality?
@MoonDropSimpFamily29 күн бұрын
27:13 Im sorry that kid just said "oh if i cant have them then no dose how about that mom!" XD
@kalmii120 күн бұрын
dude i swear i feel exactly like that kid with the thought of marker fingers I fucking hate it when people imagine that i said that i said what i thought but IF that i have to tell people “IFFFF” before saying stuff 😭
@BennyGames27413 күн бұрын
3:30 I thought she would get into a concussion
@nikolassantoro74664 күн бұрын
1:45 High key expected this kid to lose his grip on one of the doors and get thrown by the one he was still holding when it swung open. But that??? Poor lil mf 😭
@Kandicuff-10120 күн бұрын
36:41 I love ducks so much I would be like:”AWWWWWWWWW”
@Repjnmmgaming25 күн бұрын
58:53 bro is exposing the matrix
@Cutiegal-g4w17 күн бұрын
Dark Dom have you never had onion rings at restaurants they taste really good you need to try some
@ChooKit-y6l4 күн бұрын
17:40 Britain is Ireland (part of Ireland) and Scotland and England and wales