“Friends are like birds, they go away when you throw stones at them” My deep quote 2023
@SpongyMc404 Жыл бұрын
Now the real qestion is who tf throws rock at their friends 💀
@sawa3278 Жыл бұрын
@@SpongyMc404 lmao real
@idkwhattoputhere9888 Жыл бұрын
"Chad climbed out of him arsehole" -my deep quote 2023
@DracoTheNinja Жыл бұрын
@SpongyMc404 ask my little brother 💀
@joobiladaga Жыл бұрын
alpheine chocolate suprise lion
@Unclaimed_RN Жыл бұрын
"One time when i was a kid, I ate laundry detergent." My deep quote 2023
@Goober.2k Жыл бұрын
Stupid ni-" - Peter Griffin. (so sad)
@LocalizedIdiot Жыл бұрын
Deepest quote 😔
@catnip694 Жыл бұрын
im not lying here, when i was like 2, i ate CAT LITTER. i am not lying xdd
@The_Gaeilge_Man Жыл бұрын
i felt that
@Goober.2k Жыл бұрын
i ate $5 worth of quarters..@@catnip694
@ConfusionGaming64 Жыл бұрын
“Kids are like keys, their important but you always forget them” is probably my favorite quote I’ve said
@vrmil6843 Жыл бұрын
id gladly ask a personal question but nah
@YourLocalYter Жыл бұрын
kids are like keys, if you put an in a toaster they turn black
@MZIH Жыл бұрын
Kids are like keys, you can use it to fuck up your neighbor's car.
@soreal4that Жыл бұрын
minor grammar mistake🗿
@hypnoticthoughts Жыл бұрын
@@soreal4thatthey’re
@Bleachedskin_882 ай бұрын
I had real depression for years, and would often isolate myself from society because of how anti-social it made me feel. Seeing kids like these faking depression is one of the reasons it went on so long, as I didn’t want to tell anybody about what I was going through to be compared to a “typical edgy teenager faking depression”. Thanks for exposing these idiots.
@Echo_675 Жыл бұрын
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines." - My deep quote 2023
@brians1793 Жыл бұрын
When pigs fly, they'll become ground pork.
@thatweaselman Жыл бұрын
MAN THIS SO TRUE
@LIVECHICKENSNOTFOOD8 ай бұрын
NO ONE ASKED+MY CONTENT IS BETTER THEN DARK DOM
@kericook63118 ай бұрын
@@LIVECHICKENSNOTFOOD you don’t even fncking post and see the rest of the comment section THIS IS THE ONLY SH!T THAT IS IN THE COMMENTS
@knockthebackdoorbeforeleaving8 ай бұрын
@@LIVECHICKENSNOTFOODReal + True
@Cheezer_123 Жыл бұрын
"Every poo poo time is a pee pee time but not every pee pee time is a poo poo time" My deep quote 2023
@NinnyPrinny10 ай бұрын
Masterful, my life has been changed forever, the sheer power of this comment has changed my whole outlook on life, thank you, @Xenteric
@MALKMIN_THE_MILKMAN9 ай бұрын
I don’t like toilet humor but that was relatable
@JustMevHere9 ай бұрын
Amogus rඩඩ
@MALKMIN_THE_MILKMAN9 ай бұрын
@@JustMevHere that comment makes a calendar from 1997 look like this comment when it was pasted 8:34pm on Thursday April 4 2024
@Man_Aslume9 ай бұрын
PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA
@MagicckPlaysGames8 ай бұрын
The dead receive more flowers than the living, because regret is stronger than gratitude.
@Skababaababababab8 ай бұрын
DAYUM
@knockthebackdoorbeforeleaving8 ай бұрын
i know we shit on these quotes because of the 14 year old going through hormones trope but some of these actually do go hard ngl
@Adolphus_of-bysantanium7 ай бұрын
Usually I'd say 14 year old or something but this goes hard
@Wheat_Land7 ай бұрын
Life is like a path you never know what’s ahead
@Austria-HungaryRules7 ай бұрын
I like how this has less likes than the brainrot ones
@Joeyplayzsoccer3 ай бұрын
“Crimes are only illegal if u get caught” my deep quote 2023
@Supernova_guacamole3 ай бұрын
“Anything’s legal when there’s no cops around!” Stanley Pines
@crawdad45403 ай бұрын
@@Supernova_guacamole you're a legend
@JesusLovesYou-ke9llАй бұрын
bro its 2024
@Rip_overseer19 күн бұрын
@JesusLovesYou-ke9llBro its 2025
@JesusLovesYou-ke9ll19 күн бұрын
@@Rip_overseer i sent my message in 2024 the main message was in 2024 but hes talking about 2023
@su-30butwithinternetaccess14 Жыл бұрын
*"The louder the fart, the bigger the shart"* - me, 2023
@nushy_kaida Жыл бұрын
i approve 😂🤣
@Justchillingstrangers2012 Жыл бұрын
I’m just thinkin bout school when we’re talking bout fart-
@Kartik-ti7zb Жыл бұрын
I’m now inclined to think about sharks
@idkwhattoputhere9888 Жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I have explosive Diarrhea.." -some kid from the table next to me in maths class, 2023 (extremely emotional and deep)
@nushy_kaida Жыл бұрын
@@Kartik-ti7zbwhy
@keatskeet13138 ай бұрын
“All shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits” 😔 Burger dog 2024
@blackgrandnational7 ай бұрын
amen brother
@C0smic_Garou-l6l7 ай бұрын
“When I was a kid, I giggled and shat on the dog.” My deep quote 2024
@E.o.737 ай бұрын
Oh man thats deep
@aussierhino85356 ай бұрын
Too deep
@jeremiahbullfrog43796 ай бұрын
It's deeper than the ocean bro
@chezburgerE8 ай бұрын
"To do is to be" - smart man "To be is to do" - also a smart man "Do be do be do" - Scooby Doo
@aleasedis6 ай бұрын
Lol
@im_proyt55286 ай бұрын
To do to do to do to do to do to dooooo to do do-pink lion
@Infinity_73846 ай бұрын
@@im_proyt5528do be do ba-agent p
@oakleytheaussie75226 ай бұрын
HELP
@im_proyt55286 ай бұрын
@@oakleytheaussie7522 you ok💀
@bowennewman82472 ай бұрын
Me and my friend were at the hospital and I needed to know what my friends blood type is, I didn’t know it, lost him last year. He just kept saying, “B-POSITIVE B-POSITIVE” I tried being positive and thinking but I didn’t know. “B-POSITIVE” -my friends deep quote of 2023. 😢
@Mrman6052 ай бұрын
Not to be mean but you sold that ngl RIP to him
@Astrogamezz Жыл бұрын
As someone who was actually undergoing depression due to PTSD, it boils my blood when people fake illness
@menjolno Жыл бұрын
"i think the illness is fake because only conservatives can get PTSD" stop being political
@maazuponvelocity Жыл бұрын
It makes people think of people that actually have mental illnesses as them faking it, and overreacting.
@frootcanva Жыл бұрын
for me i go through depression due to family issues
@JinxTheFluffyFox Жыл бұрын
I understand you and hope you get better :3
@Talaria_78 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has a hedgehog as a profile photo you should not be sad, otherwise get better (:
@mrd0nutgaming610 Жыл бұрын
"Dark humor is just like food and water. Not everybody gets it."
@JohnDoe-bt9qp Жыл бұрын
Ah iz apefreakun an ah wantz muh chiggun wingz, feedz meh, ooga booga iz starving. All duh chiggun beez gone an shee-It.
@LesbianKimDokja Жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped
@miik5324 Жыл бұрын
i’m the 69th like yippe
@FoxyFluff-oj7rm Жыл бұрын
Bro I took a second to think about that then was just like "OOOH"
@breadthegamblingtoaster Жыл бұрын
prime example of dark humor :) i love it
@Levidoesathing Жыл бұрын
Hurting someone’s feelings is like throwing a rock into a pond. You never know how deep that rock is going to go.
@krimsonmoon Жыл бұрын
Bro is not Hamilton making these deep ass quote😭 🙏
@HelloThere-zo1ks Жыл бұрын
thats the fun part.
@PugSuit Жыл бұрын
fr lol @@HelloThere-zo1ks
@That_Isabelle Жыл бұрын
I actually like this one wtf
@wannaseeamagictrick410 Жыл бұрын
thank you Hobbes.
@BasGew2 ай бұрын
"All kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids"~My deep quote of 2023-2024
@RedHeavy- Жыл бұрын
“DAD I GOT STUNG BY A HORNET.” My deep quote 2023
@vajdhas712809 ай бұрын
as a 14 year old this quote is deep
@Man_Aslume9 ай бұрын
I was 14 years old last year in 2023 I would be crying so hard because of deep meaning
@PeanutButterGobbler Жыл бұрын
“Dads are like boomerangs… I hope” -me, right now
@yeetblaster2007 Жыл бұрын
NAHHHHHHHH
@stevandave Жыл бұрын
LOL I had to think for a second
@long_boy_bonsai Жыл бұрын
I am confusion
@Un039 Жыл бұрын
Damn
@Lionsprodzz Жыл бұрын
@@long_boy_bonsaihes saying his dad left and he wants him to come back
@pengis63764 ай бұрын
Saw something along the lines of "You guys think depression is all cutesy and fun until you can't stand to even brush your teeth for a week straight" and that was the realest shit ever
@demonlord3642 ай бұрын
@nO_iTs_BeCkY11 Becky it may come out of nowhere but please hold on, times do get better. Been there, sometimes still stand fixated on the mirror empty but still go through the day. Gotta push Broski
@Pablothecoolest2 ай бұрын
That’s tough man I hope everything gets better, I’m just coming out of depression and I still find this a difficult thing to do I hope shit gets better for you ❤
@The-Real-MrMan-12 ай бұрын
@nO_iTs_BeCkY11 It can get worse, just dont let idiots like that around you and you will turn out good.
@Tealen2 ай бұрын
@nO_iTs_BeCkY11 its not a massive chore
@Tealen2 ай бұрын
@nO_iTs_BeCkY11 i dont think so
@-DragonGM-2 ай бұрын
"don't hate yourself for who everything you aren't, start loving yourself for everything you are" -My deep quote 2024
@julianzamudio8089 Жыл бұрын
heres a quote:friends are like birds, they die if you kill them
@truckman3 Жыл бұрын
friends are like bricks, if you eat them they will fall apart
@mellophon3 Жыл бұрын
friends are like ducks, if you shoot them they die
@joobiladaga Жыл бұрын
alpheine chocolate suprise lion
@Chiptheblackcat Жыл бұрын
friends are like snowflakes, they disappear when you pee on them 😔
@Aidon.Knowles Жыл бұрын
Friends are like dogs. They get instaneously evaporated if a nuclear bomb explodes within 100 feet of them.
@spinningfish-cv6zj Жыл бұрын
"Friends are like trees, if you chop them in half with a chainsaw, they will die." - Wise man.
@ilikotsagareishvili9364 Жыл бұрын
oh so anybody else other than friends are indestructible to chainsaws... {changes plans on a sticky note}
@dragongamer4628 Жыл бұрын
VERY good to know. Thank you.
@IceDunker-2000 Жыл бұрын
Damn
@YourLocalDoomer13 Жыл бұрын
NAH REALLY?!?!?!?!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@vrmil6843 Жыл бұрын
if i didnt use protection youd be taking care of a lil bro, fishboy
@Fia-v9r Жыл бұрын
“When I was a kid, I threw up all over the carpet 😢😢💔💔🖤”-my deepest quote ever
@OfficialFBIagency9 ай бұрын
Wow, this quote hits hard
@LIVECHICKENSNOTFOOD8 ай бұрын
NO ONE ASKED+MY CONTENT IS BETTER THEN DARK DOM
@Fia-v9r8 ай бұрын
@@LIVECHICKENSNOTFOOD no one asked YOU, buddy
@GoluckyTheDude2 ай бұрын
When I was a carpet, I threw up all over the kid
@IcFire_gaming1532 ай бұрын
@@LIVECHICKENSNOTFOODno one asked
@cycloneentertainmentofficial2 күн бұрын
friends are like water in a toilet, it goes away when you piss on it. deep quote 2025
@Rune_Shade Жыл бұрын
As a person with depression I also thought for a long time I could handle it myself but as soon as I caved and went to therapy it changed my life I’m happy I did so no it’s not “cool” to ignore therapy
@cal7468 Жыл бұрын
This is about 12 year olds who THINK they are depressed, so this does differ
@Spencycle Жыл бұрын
Amen. I hate it when I hear other kids making fun of therapy.
@cal7468 Жыл бұрын
@@gamestorm010 every 8th grader or at least most go through a depressed period, just try to stay active and social.
@viniwa Жыл бұрын
i aint got the money for therapy sadly, good on you though brother
@LasagnaWare6424 Жыл бұрын
@@gamestorm010 8th?!?!?!!
@louisskulnik7390 Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I got a letter from a teacher saying I was doing a good job. I threw it into the back of the closet because I didn’t want good things to happen because I didn’t think I was worth it. I was six. The boy who cried wolf is the death of us all. There are kids out there who really are sick…really hurting… screw these fake ass little bastards.
@vidal9747 Жыл бұрын
As someone suffering from continual depression, I heard from my Psychiatrist that she would do the best she could, but that I would not necessarily feel 100%. With the right medication I am almost never thinking of suicide again. It can be a lot better. Just don't take fucking paroxetin
@moepikd Жыл бұрын
I agree. A lot of stuff has happened to me during my childhood years (I'm still in them), and I'm honestly annoyed about how I got called an attention seeker during my worse. I even got called that by a teacher. Like yeah I was trying to get attention because I'm feeling the worse that I have in my entire life. And I'd always see videos like this and it would always make me feel worse, make me feel like I couldn't feel bad, and I was just faking it. Also, I'm not gonna go into detail about such things, firstly because they're personal, and secondly because they get pretty violent and depressing (the things include child abuse, self-harm, attempted suicide, bullying, not being able to even step one foot outside the house from said bullying, child sexual abuse and losing everyone). Also, I haven't been diagnosed with any form of depression but the therapy that I have been able to get (since I'm apparently too "extreme" for therapy) have all said that they suspect I have depression, and I have fully diagnosed autism, suspected agoraphobia, and fully diagnosed heavy anxiety.
@joobiladaga Жыл бұрын
alpheine chocolate suprise lion
@omgdodogamer4759 Жыл бұрын
woah so deep hide your struggles like a true red pilled alpha male!!!
@Gamer_Goose Жыл бұрын
@@moepikd Jesus I hope your okay man, I can’t really do anything but please start worrying about yourself
@JustJakePape8 ай бұрын
“Women are like lit candles, if you forget about them they burn your house down” -my deep quote 2024
@uhmmsah5 ай бұрын
that doesn't make sense
@JustJakePape5 ай бұрын
@@uhmmsah It does, you’re just too stupid to understand.
@juliuscaesar8105 ай бұрын
@@uhmmsahyou just don’t get quotes 😡
@Chalupalupap5 ай бұрын
@@uhmmsahit means crazy women don’t like it when you forget them so they burn your house and yeah
@OMmets865 ай бұрын
uhmmsah is going to be on an r/kidsrstupid post
@bababoi06363 ай бұрын
0:55 "friends are like snow, they disappear when you pee on them" (the deep quote btw this is from pinterest)
@rnjefferson Жыл бұрын
"Sometimes when you think you have to fart, it might be a shart. In life, shit can be unexpected" - Sensei Wu
@LocalBritishMinecrafter9 ай бұрын
Nahh you made me rechecking my memory for this episode 😭
@thirteenly13y8 ай бұрын
i crapped my pants
@LIVECHICKENSNOTFOOD8 ай бұрын
NO ONE ASKED+MY CONTENT IS BETTER THEN DARK DOM
@NormDeguere Жыл бұрын
"It's better to poop in the sink, then sink in the poop" - Socrates
@CrimsomGloryXD Жыл бұрын
😮
@CzeEC Жыл бұрын
😮
@revilsanjiani146 Жыл бұрын
😋💩
@ssww3 Жыл бұрын
Deep😢
@B1.s4m Жыл бұрын
YOOOOO
@AllayEdits Жыл бұрын
"I miss 2002 so much 😭😭😭" - Little Tommy - born in 2015 That shit hits deep...
@starcatcherswift851411 ай бұрын
I am born in 2015😢
@AllayEdits11 ай бұрын
@@starcatcherswift8514 its a joke
@Cyrusgaming857911 ай бұрын
whats even hapenning?
@connesuir8 ай бұрын
@@starcatcherswift8514my fucking god your like 9
@akiprox72 ай бұрын
8:37 i love how he starts with like: "you could die eh BUT YOU COULD EVEN GET SICK?!"
@AlEx-qd3mg Жыл бұрын
"Just because I can, doesn't mean I should. But just because couldn't, doesnt mean I shouldn't." - my friend before he went visited the orphanage, circa 2021
@Real_t-rox8 ай бұрын
“People are like dogs, they die when you shoot them” -my deep quote
@snas... Жыл бұрын
As someone who wanted truly hated themselves and couldn’t find myself happy for an entire year or two, it’s kind of annoying seeing people pretend to have the same issue just as an ‘aesthetic’ and ‘attention’…
@is2xaccc Жыл бұрын
mental health is basically a trend at this point
@themonkeylover1234Ай бұрын
At 7:20 the rocket league juke made me laugh more than the whole vid 😭😭😭
@blackwholez3008 Жыл бұрын
“The best way to defeat your enemy is to make then your friend” - Sensei Wu
@TyrannosaurusRex.. Жыл бұрын
I turn friends into enemies
@CroissantTudor Жыл бұрын
👍
@obee7423 Жыл бұрын
“I call this one, the caged monkey”
@CIKwastaken Жыл бұрын
That episode of ninjago was fire
@xxXAnonymous69Xxx Жыл бұрын
“The bigger they are, the harder they fall” -five ninjas who went to the past and almost died
@OfficialJoeTheChicken Жыл бұрын
“My dog ate my cat. We should all be like my dog. CONSUME your enemies.” - Me
@RayaArts41 Жыл бұрын
That is funny as fuck
@Nicolas-sc3lw Жыл бұрын
hahaha yo you got me cracking up
@Hyns. Жыл бұрын
@@RayaArts41you have some horse shit ass humour
@EntropyAndSingularity Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@mopedout Жыл бұрын
ur boutta get conssumed by ur ennemy any second now
@JustSuitedAlt8 ай бұрын
"I call my girlfriend PlayStation, cuz she just turned five" The deepest quote ever
@SkeletonCommenter7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@Y333_H4WW_1ST7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@EggBlox17 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@LahhamZaid7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@JustSuitedAlt7 ай бұрын
Il add my own 💀💀💀
@Fireflylovey3 ай бұрын
“It feels like no matter how hard I try, the pain never goes away, 11 attempts seem to many for others, to me, they just seem like way to many scars.” My quote.. makes me wanna cry
@amogus_rizzler Жыл бұрын
"Speaking is silver, to stfu is gold" - it's literally the BEST quote ever
@MohaKitil-s3r Жыл бұрын
"I ate a candle this year. It tasted weird." My deep quote 2023
@MALKMIN_THE_MILKMAN9 ай бұрын
The after taste is good though👍
@7NG3L5339 ай бұрын
@@MALKMIN_THE_MILKMAN I agree
@Blacksynshine634349 ай бұрын
@@MALKMIN_THE_MILKMANyea! I love the taste of cardboard!
@zacharyquinn70226 ай бұрын
Did it burn?
@leonoxos Жыл бұрын
„ I can’t caaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiange, Lord I can’t change, would buy me a Freebird yeah ææææ“ is my favourite quote
@HelloThere-zo1ks8 ай бұрын
w
@emondara3 ай бұрын
"Helping someone doesn't change the world, but it can change the world for them" My deep quote 2023
@claireeee-21 Жыл бұрын
"friends and strangers are closer than you'd think. both will scream if you punch them in the face" -me, 2023
@NOTFLUTTERS4 ай бұрын
WHAT😭😭😭
@Biocrab9 ай бұрын
"I am a headcrab😢😢💔💔" -deepest quote ever, and also the truth
@merp_dino7 ай бұрын
😭 😭😭😭
@NINJAVRGT7 ай бұрын
I eat headcrabs
@Chatterbox-n4y7 ай бұрын
@emanuelpinette7208 are you a barnacle?
@DanielWindows7 ай бұрын
i drink headcrabs
@NINJAVRGT7 ай бұрын
@@DanielWindows I eat headcrabs for breakfast
@Haven._. Жыл бұрын
“Our Imperfections are what make us Perfect” -Me in 2018 sitting in my room bc I was grounded
@nicolaszanon3337 Жыл бұрын
being bored sometimes really hits that 500 BC greek philosofer thinking (and most time its sucks ngl)
@DrChickenLord13 күн бұрын
“Ask a question be a fool for five minutes never ask a question and be a fool forever”
@LesbianKimDokja Жыл бұрын
“If you can’t fight someone physically, you’re kinda weak lol” is my end of 2023 quote 😍
@Frostyboifr4 ай бұрын
PEAK PEAK!!
@oogaofbooga26246 ай бұрын
"laughter is the best medicine." "unless you have diarrhea."
@jangeliqpapasin30465 ай бұрын
DAMNNN PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY🔥🔥
@astro8629vr5 ай бұрын
@@jangeliqpapasin3046FR
@NOTFLUTTERS4 ай бұрын
@@jangeliqpapasin3046yeaaHHHHH
@universlion4 ай бұрын
@@NOTFLUTTERSyou know it
@Curious_Kay4 ай бұрын
this made me shed a shart...so emotional...
@Lil_Beanster Жыл бұрын
“Some people are like slinkies, their only purpose is to be pushed down the stairs.”-Me
@Wizardly2711 ай бұрын
omori reference
@user-randomidiot123122 ай бұрын
@@Wizardly27 mari omori
@Seahawksman_122 күн бұрын
"age is just a number, it doesnt matter who or what age it is" my 2023 quote which was 2 years ago
@Pozzestie4 ай бұрын
"One time when I was a kid, I was a kid." Mind blowing. 🤯🤯
@Nightgames_YT_9492 ай бұрын
You know what is actually very depressing and fucking sad? Having oyu're school changed and losing all you're best friends! after like 2 FUCKING YEARS!
@ProBallBoys Жыл бұрын
"Your phone is linging, your phone is linging, pick up your phone big bro" - Deepest quote ever, subscription worthy, even.
@kyro0996 Жыл бұрын
"Equal rights equal fights" Thats my quote
@ankarian Жыл бұрын
pfp checks out
@kyro0996 Жыл бұрын
@malicai your pfp makes me imagne you as demented
@Justchillingstrangers2012 Жыл бұрын
Alr then- WE FIGHT-
@Feddyfazbor Жыл бұрын
@@kyro0996damn
@Theline-v4o Жыл бұрын
matches the nerd emoji
@hello13373 ай бұрын
"the time for talk has passed, the lords work must be done"
@slurpcanvods Жыл бұрын
the girlfriend who was blind told her boyfriend that if she could see again, then she would marry him, so the boyfriend donated his eyes to her, becoming blind in the process. Once the girlfriend saw that he was blind she refused to marry him, but the boyfriend wrote a note to her with the help of his friend letting her know that her new eyes were his (this is for anyone else who didn't understand)
@goofballer-t8s Жыл бұрын
Dom its been awhile since I've visited your channel, and it still brings me the same smile as it did like 6-7 years ago. happy birthday bro, hope its a good one.
@Loafbaker-rm2vd Жыл бұрын
i thought you were lying untill I saw your username
@Echo_675 Жыл бұрын
I see you watched him before you made an account
@goofballer-t8s Жыл бұрын
i actually wasnt signed in to an account until i made this one bud i been watching him since 2016 buddy if were gonna get all technical@@Echo_675
@Bonnieisthegoat6 ай бұрын
His last video was 6 years ago bro
@goofballer-t8s6 ай бұрын
@@Loafbaker-rm2vd yes i have an ancient account and you can tell by my vids and idk how to delete
@doofus-noire Жыл бұрын
“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti.” -Slim Shady Edit: whoa- i'm popular
@eudaemon.mp4 Жыл бұрын
"And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt Her was eatin' dinner while you were sweepin' And spilled ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy, ain't she? We'll let her wash off in the water And me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?" -- slim shady
@joobiladaga Жыл бұрын
alpheine chocolate suprise lion
@wayworner Жыл бұрын
@@joobiladaga Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
@joobiladaga Жыл бұрын
@waywormer8761 you copied and pasted that from packgod
@poopymcdoopy69 Жыл бұрын
@@joobiladaga shut up
@Sh4d0wN1ght03 ай бұрын
“My soul is like someone’s emoji history. It can be sad, happy, dead, or transform into an eggplant.” -me just now
@BacteriaTheBacteria Жыл бұрын
My deep quote: "I didn't know it was possible to have an aneurysm at 14 over chocolate truffle making in culinary class," -me yesterday
@lDontExist Жыл бұрын
I’ve allready seen this video 173,827,928 times and i can confirm, it is a classic.
@ChaosCreator121 Жыл бұрын
its not even been out for more than 30 minutes so-
@PaypsAgain Жыл бұрын
@@ChaosCreator121you dare doubt him?
@BricksAndStuff2 Жыл бұрын
@@ChaosCreator121huifyjttlhntdgjk
@timohara7717 Жыл бұрын
But it says exactly 1,900 though...
@Goober.2k Жыл бұрын
he speedruns@@ChaosCreator121
@WD_RatLad9 ай бұрын
"Bigger's not better, better's what's better." - Marvin Yagoda
@BEE331318 ай бұрын
huhhhhhh
@RealFireDragon8 ай бұрын
Thats what she said XD
@ibrahimabid-l3j2 ай бұрын
quote "if she leaves you for anther there is always her mother" master ogaway
@The_YellowGuy_ Жыл бұрын
casually just donates eyes 9:01
@Lost-Account--processing Жыл бұрын
As someone diagnosed with depression these kids are *horrible* at "mimicking" it
@amandaaddario7342 Жыл бұрын
for someone faking depression you really dont like when other people do it too
@Lost-Account--processing Жыл бұрын
@@amandaaddario7342 I wish I was just Faking It I actually am diagnosed
@MrGrayDogVPG Жыл бұрын
Calm down, They are just sad because their Gacha Character Died
@abigaildowling8202 Жыл бұрын
Dam@@MrGrayDogVPG chill out there
@Clordyceps Жыл бұрын
@@MrGrayDogVPGlmao
@regret1x Жыл бұрын
"One must wait until the evening to see how splendid the day was; one cannot judge life until death." - Charles De Gaulle i saw that quote recently, and i realised how relevant it still is.
@Moldontoe2 ай бұрын
38:15 yeah because i totally learned how to play guitar from spotify
@doofus-noire Жыл бұрын
“Once, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my life-“ -Jimmy’s Dad.
@KodibearIndigo Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
@LahhamZaid7 ай бұрын
*mom
@GarlicBredArt6 ай бұрын
I love when people who aren't depressed tell people with depression, y'know, the condition that physically lessens the amount of joy chemicals you create, to do things that give people joy and then get confused when it doesn't work, then justify their answer by blaming the symptoms of depression for their depression, then try to turn it into some "obvious truth everybody rejects" type post
@I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.19378 ай бұрын
“A lot of things start with potatoes. Hashbrowns, French fries, famine… communism.” -my deep quote, 2024
@Fluffy-craft23 ай бұрын
“The worst thing you can do in this world is make someone feel like they aren’t wanted or loved”
@FinnKuhlman5 ай бұрын
"Does a straw have one or two holes?" My deep quote 2024.
@leafy_loaf Жыл бұрын
6:48 I see Amazon Prime, Uber, Spotify, PayPal, KZbin, McDonalds, Duolingo, Costco, Google Translate, Linkedin, Temu, and Angry Birds. This implies that it’s not worth it to shop online, get rides, listen to music, have a bank account, watch a video, eat fast food, learn a new language, shop online (again) understand foreign languages, do whatever the fuck people do on linkedin, shop online (again) (again), or play a game.
@AllMightsSister11 ай бұрын
"Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart.”
@gontleikitseng38022 ай бұрын
"Insulting someone is like throwing a stone in the ocean because you dont know how deep it sinks" my deep quote
@MrMlemphis Жыл бұрын
"Even though we may lose our loved ones on earth they are still with us, helping us, fighting for us, guiding us." My deep quote of 2023 and of all time.
@Murdyr8 ай бұрын
That's actually pretty good
@raphaeiabioda77454 ай бұрын
gay
@MrMlemphis4 ай бұрын
@@raphaeiabioda7745 jokes on you I'm bi and soon you will be gay
@RowanAboat-k2c2 ай бұрын
@@raphaeiabioda7745yes I am😊
@Good_Boy333 Жыл бұрын
my quote for 0:49 : "Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up, and drowned. The second mouse didn't give up, and tried so hard to swim. He swam, and swam. Eventually, he tried so hard that he churned the cream into butter and crawled out of the bucket." Dom, you my friend are the second mouse :)
@Java_Dude25 Жыл бұрын
im 16 with REAL Depression, I know what real depression feels like especially after witnessing brutal domestic violence until i was 12
@PGRustic Жыл бұрын
do you want a cookie
@ElijahArtalejo5 ай бұрын
@@PGRusticthat’s crazy
@RowanAboat-k2c2 ай бұрын
@@ElijahArtalejohow?
@ElijahArtalejo2 ай бұрын
@@RowanAboat-k2c do you want a cookie in response to that dudes trauma is just wild I don’t even know what to say
@MrAnthonyVR3 ай бұрын
“How can you BE good if you don’t DO good” -My self quote
@BlueSpiderLillyvr Жыл бұрын
"I no longer listen to what people say, I just watch what they do. Behavior never lies." Winston Churchill
@HiHi_Its_TyTy8 ай бұрын
"you can be a lover and a fighter if you love what your fighting for"
@tamathavines746 ай бұрын
Nice
@WolfTrot4 ай бұрын
"life is a runway and you're the designer" Oh I thought you were singing the lyrics to a song
@DudeDawgcheese4 ай бұрын
”be happy with what you’ve got because one day you’re going to miss it” my deep quote 2024
@Moncarch3 ай бұрын
Its not your quote
@ANTICATEMOJI2 ай бұрын
COPYRIGHT🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🥶🥶
@DudeDawgcheese2 ай бұрын
Ik dude
@DudeDawgcheese2 ай бұрын
@@Moncarch Ik dude but at least I know one
@DudeDawgcheese2 ай бұрын
@@Moncarch do you play brawl stars?
@Whytry122 ай бұрын
Did he not realize that myself isn’t a five letter word 6:13 😂😂😂
@gothskywolfe Жыл бұрын
"hatred is like a 2 headed snake,yes you may be poisoning the person you hate but at the same time your poisoning your self" my deep quote 2023
@tsukikoafton1235 Жыл бұрын
That's... not how snakes work, though? Venomous and poisonous snakes are immune to their own toxins. Good quote and deep meaning though!
@Froggard_Fazfrog8 ай бұрын
Allow me to be the grammar police just to piss you off /j "Hatred is like a two headed snake. Yes, you may be poisoning the person you hate, but at the same time, you're poisoning yourself."
@gothskywolfe8 ай бұрын
@@Froggard_Fazfrog bruh that was 5 months ago-
@metrobeboomin8 ай бұрын
you can’t always rely on others even your shadow leaves you in the dark
@thundergoat296 Жыл бұрын
I’m Actually in awe on how kids think how some experiences mean they’re depressed
@beefish00 Жыл бұрын
I mean it depends on the experience, a single experience, depending on what it is can leave you depressed for years
@joobiladaga Жыл бұрын
alpheine chocolate suprise lion
@Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave Жыл бұрын
@@beefish00 95% of these kids claim their depressed are ""depressed"" because they got called a poopy head in school 😱😱😱😭😭
@Tyler-ce3um Жыл бұрын
You have no idea what they're going through, for example I have a friend whos scared to even go home after school.
@Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave Жыл бұрын
@@Tyler-ce3um boohoo let me play a song for you on the world's smallest violin
@veloctygod2 ай бұрын
"The gun smoke and blunt smoke that neva stop" - my soundcloud rapper friend 2024
@tayemmohamed79557 ай бұрын
"Does your hair give you confidence, or does your confidence give you hair" deep quote 2024
@AruShhie6 ай бұрын
I was diagnosed with depression at 14 and it really saddens me that because of kids like this, depression is being devalued :( I had to endure a lot of insults and judgment, sometimes even after I showed them the diagnosis from the doctor
@pinapplepizzza23134 ай бұрын
same here
@RonEngle3 ай бұрын
This right here sir I hear kids doing it all the time I'm 16 and was bullied for a while and went through a very nasty brake up and seeing kids 12 or 13 cutting their wrists for fun really sickens me
@RonEngle3 ай бұрын
Granted some of them probably are depressed but the other kids are attention clowns like poor me wah wah I wanna kill myself and saying it so everyone can hear it sucks they feel like this or want to feel like this it ain't no fun and games people it fuckin sucks
@GirlsGirly-d4b Жыл бұрын
"Trust takes years to build and seconds to break" deep quotes
@keiey2 ай бұрын
"Are you a happy person with sad moments or are you a sad person with happy moments?" a quote I've seen on Instagram, but has stuck with me
@NeonDbL Жыл бұрын
Giving someone a second chance is like reading a book all over again
@Somkin-gh4jf Жыл бұрын
You have audio books
@NeonDbL Жыл бұрын
💀@@Somkin-gh4jf
@Azypic_Official Жыл бұрын
Well, you see, content that's repetitive doesn't mean it's bad. Staying strong for such a long amount of time simply implies that people don't get bored of it.
@SandWingFire6 ай бұрын
"'Have you tried crossing over yet?' If death is a choice then I refuse it."
@KM_CM2 ай бұрын
1:53 Wow really?! I thought she was writing a Python script to unpack a tuple to variables A, B and C!
@JeffDaCrow Жыл бұрын
"Sadness increases with Intelligence, as you get smart you start noticing things and you are sad that you can't go back to ignorant bliss"
@TheFishLord42 Жыл бұрын
I must be smart
@shelly87797 ай бұрын
"All that pain and suffering, was it worth it?"-Suicide hotline
@Cheesycj7 ай бұрын
Yes it was
@shelly87794 ай бұрын
@Brody_gamesonroblox No. but i heard it when my sister called the hotline
@OOWFN6 ай бұрын
"When i take a dump in the bathroom No one cares . When i take a dump in the kitchen everybody cares" Sometimes you have to change your location for succes
@ShubhamLamichhane-cg8sy3 ай бұрын
too deep
@jesseanimates111828 күн бұрын
"the biggest hearts make the biggest farts which explains a lot" -Jesse animates also: "meatballs and sasuages..... why does that ring a bell" 🤣🤣