THE STUPIDEST KIDS OF 2022

[@DarkDom]

hope ur all having a good one

[@PARTYGOER_BACKROOMS]

Yes sir

[@Cheers.Official]

Thanks!

[@hmmoctaneg8507]

Hi Dark dom

[@zabooka]

Hi

[@polturdgeist]

yes

[@L15Gaming]

To be honest, as a kid, I thought fog was caused by clouds falling on cities

[@CheeseLoverrrr]

They aren't?!?

[@Scrunity]

some fog is caused by low clouds

[@SM64_Mario]

Same

[@JG_3024]

Is it not

[@woah7_7]

Same

[@oliviaharshman1117]

I thought it was wildly funny to prank my gullible little sister when I was a stupid kid. To this day, she is still shook by the fact that I told her leather dog mannequins were made with real dog leather.

[@Galaxiewolfdachicken]

well that escalated quickly

[@lilatune]

what the fuck are leather dog mannequins anyway?!

[@tlcheng2846]

@@lilatune i never heard that too

[@The_Sniper13]

​@@tlcheng2846me neither

[@Celestialcaterpillar]

That went to 1 to 100 real quick

[@CoveredCoconuts]

As a kid, in Walmart, I was so convinced the employees would camp out in the Walmart and have their “mates/coworkers” do the rest of the hours for them. Came to find out there was things called shifts.

[@weebandgaminginc.7593]

As a kid, I thought the people just lived there. Never figured out until around 7 that the employees also had homes

[@ophanim7665]

Well, when I was younger, I uhh... I'm sorry, but I thought you lose 1 of your testicles when you die, then you get resurrected. Then, when you die 2 times, you die for real, and you lose your balls too. I don't who told me that, but it's most prolly some drunk lady I met. So uhh, long story short: Your testicles are you life counter.

[@Throwbacky2k]

I mean- you were kinda right. Sometimes it felt like I was camping there all night. And the night crew definitely do.

[@Boothill.muncher..]

When I was in the younger grades of school like preschool and Kindergarten I thought the teachers lived in the schools cuz they would always wear pajamas to class They’re just tired 🤷‍♀️

[@Goofygoober584]

5:56 I have the answer who :tiktok kids why :stupid trend and what : I don't know

[@jgamer2228]

You’re so right about the irrational crying as a child. When I was a kid my family and some friends went to a hockey game and we got toys of the mascot. My mom went out and got it signed by the mascot and when she came back with them I remember being upset that it was now not pristine.

[@JacobKc-m2b]

In third grade I cried literally for no reason. I’m not exaggerating. I would just burst out crying in the middle of the lesson and even I wouldn’t know why I was crying

[@BenAnimationsOfficial]

I once cried cause my dad went to work when I was 4

[@creeperoftheend1644]

When I was in kindergarten, my gym teacher threatened to make kids sit on the bleachers when they were acting up. My dumb ass imagined a factory where these kids sat on a conveyor belt and were sprayed with bleach. I was never observant enough to notice the bleachers were just the things you sat on.

[@therealevilmudbug]

I hate how they never tell you how to do stuff or what stuff is when you're young. Like they just expected me to just know what bleachers are :p

[@radiationbeetle]

@@therealevilmudbug it’s common sense

[@creeperoftheend1644]

@bro octa gaming your school doesn't have PE???

[@brahmpeterson3309]

AHAHAHAHA

[@thepinkelephant2520]

LMAOO

[@ShadowisAlive]

13:00 as someone who swallowed a marble as a kid, if you have a marble in your stomach 1) you can't have magnets near your stomach 2) you just poop it out

[@Water_Puddle]

What if a stomach is near your stomach if a marble is in it?

[@ShadowisAlive]

@@Water_Puddle if it gets stuck to your stomach, go to a doctor, it might pull your intestines I’m pretty sure

[@Water_Puddle]

@@ShadowisAliveoh heck nah-

[@IAmLatt3]

@@Water_Puddle explain that again? “If a stomach is near your stomach”

[@dominoes64]

⁠@@IAmLatt3if someone elses stomach is near your stomach

[@9272pk]

When I was three I thought tornados were clouds that have anger issues.

[@Aiden_Gamez_4realz]

OMG SAME 😂

[@WM_WWMMWMWMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWWWW]

Tbh that's true

[@Ggjee99]

U weren’t

[@GrapeZilla_Official]

That's wild💀

[@codycallaway9057]

I mean i can completely understand as to why you thought that and I would probably of thought the same around that age

[@slawof9442]

When I was a kid, I tried to do the coke in mentos trick, but the problem was I didn't have any coke nor mentos, so I had to improvise. I used a sprite bottle that was almost finished and a piece of chocolate as the mentos substitute. Needless to say I was both confused and angry when I saw the piece of chocolate drowning in the sprite

[@LittleRatOfRats]

Me and my friend recently spent the night at her house, we grabbed a Mountain Dew glass and put damn m&m’s in it. We then refused to drink it because it looked like diarrhea, what is wrong with us?

[@eekekdrrlrl]

I saw the "Ipad goes Bye bye" Before it blew up,I mean for the most part.

[@peashootergaming7903]

I would’ve thrown a computer at an oven tbh

[@runningfastboy]

Iq raised to 100

[@candycoloredprotagonist]

man, chemistry sucks

[@golden-c1y]

the sonic reaction to 9/11 got me dying💀💀💀

[@bezee961]

LOL

[@LilyPot187]

I wish they attached the image lol

[@Xx_StormChasingdude_xX]

FR LOL💀

[@Fley_boi]

@@LilyPot187or the link

[@SR71BLACKBIRD-g1p]

When

[@thatnerdy_poltergiest1560]

When I was like 6, I got into a car accident with my mom and thought that “the bad men were going to take the car away” because of the damage. I remember balling my eyes out in terror and despair and now I’m laughing at my stupidity.

[@Speariture]

"Wait a minute.... *chuckle* who are you?"

[@BlueLizardKing]

"It's a secret, I can't tell you" is the perfect response. nobody is allowed to make you tell them a secret. it's the rules.

[@aidan570]

lil kid

[@DanBulboTheGamer]

When I was younger I loved those games that came in DVD format for computers. One day I was playing one of them and thought "if this DVD has this game, and that DVD has that game, if I put both of them on the computer will the games merge into a super awesome game?" I tried it out, heard a loud sound, removed one of them and got my soul scarred for 3 minutes

[@TcourtneysBIGGESTfan]

what happened 💀

[@DanBulboTheGamer]

@@TcourtneysBIGGESTfan I tried it out, heard a loud sound, removed one of them and got my soul scarred for 3 minutes

[@TcourtneysBIGGESTfan]

@@DanBulboTheGamer dang 💀

[@runningfastboy]

That DVD has gotta had the soul of a demon in it or smth

[@spilt-milkie]

what hapened to the dvds

[@JamesBradbury-ji2du]

7:06 Bro turned into a depressed Minecraft villager

[@jeicapistrano8181]

15:50 this is a quote for flamingo, it is a intro for one of flamingo's videos.

[@cocopuffer12]

am pretty sure 2020 or 2019

[@wh1zk3rzandp4wz]

WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@randomducklover]

@@wh1zk3rzandp4wzsamee

[@SimonRozzer_TheSecond]

@@wh1zk3rzandp4wz SAME

[@nailpolish.remover]

“i will swear word at you” is a genuine one i’ve seen on roblox

[@henryatticuslayes8574]

Until I was about 10, I believed that the military wasn’t real. My dad told me that the stuff in the action movie we were watching weren’t real cuz I got a bit scared (I was like 6) and I took that literally. I only found out when I actually saw the military base near my home town for the first time. Guess I was a stupid fucking kid….

[@frowner_and_co]

You were a WHAT

[@Psssstscreechsucks]

@@frowner_and_co wdym?

[@mrichiro400]

I love guns and tanks

[@frowner_and_co]

@@Psssstscreechsucks r/woooosh

[@satanslittleprince]

@@frowner_and_co bro... that is not an r/woooosh moment

[@ConrailQuality4121]

12:15 As a geography geek, THIS HURTS ME SO MUCH.

[@Meg-459-38-four]

YEAH

[@SinHawaii]

I'm not a fan of geography at ALL (in fact I kinda dislike it) but that hurt so much

[@ilikeballsilikeballsilikeballs]

same its so bad that even a geography hater thinks it hurts plus its my favorite country

[@ChairMan956]

same, Germany is technically a state… not German…

[@BlueRoblox-ng3im]

@@ChairMan956 Germany is a country not a state

[@tvted1351]

As a kid I thought rain was god peeing 💀💀💀

[@whatdoyouexactlymeanbyhandle]

LOL

[@skibidicum1]

I said that at the playground and some brat of a kid told on me to the religion teacher.

[@GmEp_3]

i just call it that

[@nikermakki]

Lol😂

[@Ascension721]

I thought it was God crying

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

19:52 I'm now writing "John." on my empty orange soda can on my desk, it is now John.

[@Ferocious_Pizza]

15:26 all flamingo fans know this part

[@pixasecretchannel2693]

YOOOOOOO

[@kirby4603]

OMG I JST REALISED IT

[@Stinky_Coyote]

Yes..finally someone knows.

[@cocopuffer12]

YEAH ITS THE PLUSHIE ADVERTISEMENT

[@This_is_Ratgrave]

YES

[@gachamachireactions2940]

When I was in 4th grade, I saw a black and white picture of President Abraham Lincoln and for some reason thought he was black. I was confused why people kept saying Obama was the first black president and thought it was my duty to correct the false information. I was considered the smartest in my class and a lot of people looked up to me so I convinced everyone that Lincoln was black. I found out he wasn’t and it was just my imagination in like 8th grade and I changed schools in like 5th 🤷‍♀️

[@cyclonetheseawing3283]

OOOOF

[@Peaspeasman]

When I was 7 or 8 I cut my hair with scissors and put it on a toy lizard. The next day my mom noticed a hole in my hair and asked me what happened, being me I pretended that I did not know why it happened. This went on several times till she asked her friend and her friend said that it looked like someone had cut it. I came clean with it, I was grounded for a week

[@samuelf1612]

Same for me except the lizard part

[@Galaxiewolfdachicken]

how tf do you get grounded for cutting ur own hair?!

[@lilatune]

@HyperTennis ...?

[@lilatune]

@@Galaxiewolfdachicken bc ur ruining it and it gets uneven and can ruin it for years if u dont have enough money to go to a proffecinal

[@CryoTheKaiju]

@@lilatune professional?

[@arisparker4377]

To be honest, i love the sound of your laughter. It makes my day 😂

[@Gone._.]

I once had a breakdown for not getting in a Leadership Lap. If you didn’t know, a Leadership Lap is a thing my school does where if you do good in specific categories, you get in. I was in every Leadership Lap before that one week. So, instead of watching the people WHO DID get in, I started crying for the entire Leadership Lap. BTW, this was in first grade.

[@vandalix8103]

Lol

[@supercaveman7747]

L

[@supercaveman7747]

I was the kid that got the leadership lap instead of u

[@Gone._.]

@@supercaveman7747 who asked?

[@vandalix8103]

@@supercaveman7747 plot twist

[@paperstrawsYT]

I don't remember that many details, but I was playing a game with a kid much younger than me. I remember them trying to spell "happening", but they failed, so I said "Happening*" they ended up saying: "WHAT?? DO YOU HAVE A BOOK??!"

[@sunnynotsonny2411]

One time my little sister saw some chocolate that we got from the store. I decided to hide it on top of the fridge, and she actually thought I threw the entire package of chocolate in the trash. She stood by the trash can and started crying.

[@Gaming.Villager]

🐢

[@racheldavenport8505]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Nina_KitYT]

​@@Gaming.Villager🐢

[@Frinlo2]

@@Nina_KitYT🐢

[@alakoopakool]

I hate random cuts in these vids

[@Totally_Descendants]

‘I’m sure that I can bring a weapon to school tomorrow, I won’t go to juvie, I’ll be popular and I’ll get views on TikTok! What could go wrong?’ 🤣🤣🤣

[@Monky_Man_Was_Taken]

“Mom’s phone goes bye bye” “Child support goes bye bye”

[@runningfastboy]

Savage

[@virturegd5247]

“Dad goes bye bye”

[@seabass14]

@@virturegd5247 milk goes bye bye

[@typoecro]

“kid goes bye bye”

[@nightglide_]

“Kid goes Ohio”

[@ElettraMazza-fx5pb]

15:12 I had the opposite thing, I thoungth Bikini Bottom from Spongebob was Vikiny Bottom (I was 5-6 and didn't knew english) I remember that one day my sister told me that it was wrong, so I started calling it with a B, but from time to time she would tell me that it was actually a V or B, continuing a cycle that ended with her telling me I was going insane and they needed to take me away. I am still pissed off at her over 10 years later

[@ChaydGotN0RizzRL]

IS ANYBDOY GONNA TALK ABOUT AT 15:45 FLAMINGO MADE A SKIT ON THAT POST

[@boredsandwich_2]

everybody is

[@KooperTrooper6900]

i remember watching that

[@plutothefool6401]

When I was in kindergarten/preschool, (I’m homeschooled, in 4th grade rn.) I had a book about sharks and at the time mom would always look at the sharks in the aquarium, which probably everyone does, anyways- there was a part describing how sharks literally DEVOURED seals, so I red that part, and I was really scared, sad, and worried (seals are my fav sea animals) even though, I went to my mom to comfort me and that night I had nightmares.

[@Funky_Burger]

I used to argue with people when I was in 3rd grade so much about war saying that “People in war don’t kill eachother stupid! They find the dying person and bring them to a hospital stupid!”

[@carti7908]

i feel like a kid on christmas every time dom posts

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

Same

[@typoecro]

same

[@ecernosoft3096]

same

[@nik_nikkii]

same

[@Frinlo2]

Same

[@TigersandBearsOhMy]

True story, I started getting homeschooled in 8th grade, but it took them time to send me the books and computer, so I was in physical school for the first 2 weeks. I was a pretty quiet kid, so aside from my few best friends, no one knew including my teachers. When people started questioning my absence, my best friends told people I died in a plane crash and allegedly they even had a moment of silence for me in health class. Fast-forward to two years later, one of my old classmates saw me at the local fair, screamed, ran over and hugged me SOBBING, and told me she thought I was dead. This is how I found out. A few years after that, I had someone find me on Facebook and tell me the same story; they thought I had died in a terrible plane crash and they legit questioned their mortality for months as a 12 year old because I was the only kid they knew who had died. Obviously I did not die. Jerks.

[@IShy2]

Are you sure they were your friends

[@Idkwut2put4thename]

@@IShy2 Fr

[@thepinkelephant2520]

Oh my goodness

[@Tails7626]

8:39 SHADOW THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

when i was in elementary school, i used to be in this group of kids who would build ant houses for the ants during recess. we would build houses, stores, schools, etc. but the 5th graders kept destroying the houses we were building and we got so angry. lmao 💀

[@nochannelnamezero]

tell me how to make one

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

@@nochannelnamezero 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗉 :)

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

@@nochannelnamezeroyou just make a pile of dirt and put a hole at the top lol

[@kit.21]

final exams weren’t until highschool but you had K-prep which is like the biggest map test of the year

[@bencenagy5459]

That fucking thumbnail is the funniest thing in this video. The kid's smile, the fact that the kid is from a meme where he just disintegrates with the caption "thermonuclear warhead", the phone in the DAMN TOILET and the title "mom's phone goes bye bye"

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

This breakdown made the thumbnail more beautiful for me

[@aboodibwad6392]

he did a little bit of trolling XD

[@ImAstupidClown]

Adoption center goes hi hi

[@CatherineLee3000]

49:26 -- I was never an early bird. I always slept in and it was almost impossible to wake up in the morning. My sister (who is a little younger than me) liked to wake up early. She talked to our mom and our dad while they were still sleeping. She even tried to talk to me, which never worked because I was such a deep sleeper, and I still am.

[@Goatjo-w6x]

13:50 I had a similair moment, I sat on a tree trunk when I was like 5 and sung to ants, I started crying after one bit me, I remember saying "The ants betrayed me"

[@dabatman5187]

You’ve been doing Kids Are Stupid so long that you were a kid when you began

[@cassie532]

for realllllll

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

Mood

[@Speariture]

lmao

[@calikae]

real

[@cadefilms4072]

So he was just insulting himself

[@Enanout]

5:16 can confirm this because my school district is alpine. This is a real thing and students have been bringing weoponst to school. There is always a police at our school now

[@boredsandwich_2]

We have a police and police dog walking around our school

[@denkithedhmislover]

I remember being really young and my mom took me to Disney on ice, and I remember her getting us food, and I remember just staring at some kid, and the kid just starting to cry.

[@KatTheOneAndOnly]

Damn your mom must be menacing

[@why-fi5pj]

once i also had similar situation but in school, a kid stared at me so I stared back at him. He started slowly crying, felt like an staring contest.

[@Yer_blue_angel]

I went to one of those shows a long time ago, like 2012-2013. I don’t remember much other than the “ice” itself and people. Maybe even seeing a billboard for it on the way there on the freeway. When I went to school the next day, I had to tell everyone that I saw Disney Princesses on ice.

[@Cuteo2000]

@@why-fi5pjprobably because his eyes hurt from staring for too long

[@popitsdiy5079]

One time my older brother, when he was younger and I wasn't born, he stuck a penny up his nose and my parents drove him to the hospital

[@Adamarly]

15:40 this is a flamingo video

[@Rockzy9]

He did it from that post

[@CrispedBaconBits]

I remember one time my 4 year old cousin was at our grandmas house along with the rest of my family, (he’s very destructive) and I swear, I see his little legs scampering everywhere, and I notice that he’s holding toys, once he came up to me, he threw the toy straight at my head, it wasn’t a hard toy though, it was like a plushie, and I ask him like “why did you throw a plushie at me?” He replied, “I need to” apparently he “needed” to throw his toys to see if they work, he threw them at everyone there.

[@Ninjanight4gt]

5:49 ah no wonder why there have been a lot of police at my school recently, and other schools

[@GemeeYT]

I used to say “getting” instead of “pudding” so I asked my grandma “can we have getting for dessert please”

[@BlueWormyYT]

“my 3 year old kid - has contact with the underworld and heaven”

[@DoorTo57]

When I was 3 I got mad at the preschool teacher for not letting me sing the alphabet so I threw a freaking chair at her. I was basically the Preschool Psychopath.

[@funnyyoshi]

12:55 As a person who swallowed a penny, I can say what actually happens. First you're taken to the hospital then they do some X-Ray scans or somethin' and in my case we came back home and we (me and my dad) were told that I should go on the toilet and um... do the crappy. It tok a few days, but I eventually crapped it out and I lost the penny. Sad Ending.

[@RainbowMarshMellowGamez]

15:50 flamingo used this as an intro I think except he used his merch

[@ConrailQuality4121]

Once when I was 3, I found an empty beer can out behind the garage and filed it with rocks, I proceeded to go inside and act like one of my dad's friends and said, "I'm Sas and I have a beer can filled with rocks, you know what I mean?" and then went back outside. We have it on video and to this day my family will still bring it up. (PS: My dad's friend was named Sas)

[@KatTheOneAndOnly]

That’s when you destroy the camera. (jk)

[@MrMannMC]

Post it on your channel

[@FinkyOfNalanja]

I used to just say "sass" randomly without knowing what it means.

[@Fleshdothboiled]

Put it on your channel and I'll sub

[@ConrailQuality4121]

@@Fleshdothboiled I will if I can find the vid

[@jnightwingoof7027]

When I was like 4 I grabbed the spoiled milk from my fridge and started drinking it, then my dad came out and asked why I was drinking the spoiled milk and i simply responded "I like the chewy bits." I have no memory of this but I have no idea what was wrong with me.

[@st4rry..echo_]

"I like the chewy bits" GOT ME FUCKING WHEEZING BRO-

[@14DrunkRaccoons]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 I'm scared to have children

[@officialconsoleplayer]

I threw up in my mouth reading this

[@seabass14]

I gagged when I read that

[@KatTheOneAndOnly]

@@seabass14 same, didn’t help I was eating when I read that

[@shifttwo952]

8:02 IM FUCKIN ROLLING IT CUT FROM "WHAT WERE THEY DOING ALL DAY" TO "DAD" SO SEAMLESSLY

[@PoopMan-lc8fj]

34:43 as a Texan, we use it all the time because of how many there are here.

[@codycallaway9057]

When I was a kid my mom offered to take me out for ice cream, and I said no, I just want water😂

[@Loomine.]

As a girl I can confirm, we are not real.

[@jecembuary]

One time when I was about 6 - 8 years old, I convinced my younger brother to drink glittery ink out of a pen. We both ended up doing it and I told him that he was going to die in 30 minutes.

[@GmEp_3]

"its just a prank bro"

[@PopInternational8787]

R/foundsatan

[@nikermakki]

Damn was he okay?

[@jecembuary]

@@nikermakki ya

[@jecembuary]

@@nikermakki he didn’t actually DRINK it but we both just had, ink in our mouths.

[@renwoo3685]

When I was in 3rd grade. I had a boyfriend. One time his sister told us if we kissed she would give us 1 hubba bubba. Which I thought was a great trade. so we kissed and got the gum we were promised. But now years later I realised. I traded my first kiss for one hubba bubba piece. not even the whole pack. Just one gum piece.

[@shittetharse]

Skill issu-

[@theachiever117]

skill issue

[@thatnerdy_poltergiest1560]

skill issue

[@ElEstanis]

skill issue

[@Summssss]

Skill issue

[@ranishyousef1734]

when i was a kid i thought the smoke coming out from the factory is how cloud was made💀

[@WinterPlaysGD]

Holly crap I'm a scientist i got glasses 6:39

[@moonliekcats]

As i was watching the potato thing, i got an ad for a game about harvesting potatoes… WHAT ARE THE CHANCES????

[@TheAureliaLuna]

Yt said "Potato potato"

[@fullrightjax7760]

2:15, you know I’m all in for the nhl

[@serv3534]

my top stupidest kid moment was when years ago when i was still a toddler i mistook a hair brush for a rat and screamed "THERE'S A RAT THERE'S THERE'S A RAT!!!", it was when my family had 1 rat invade the bathroom

[@jacobdelay2605]

I remember being told by my parents I was one crazy kid, before even being 5 years old yet I had 3 separate stitchings from different stupid things. I don't know the chronological order of them, but basically one of them is I was playing a game on a computer, sitting on one of those rolling office chairs, I lost at the game and got upset, pushed back apparently hard enough for the wheels to not roll properly which led to me falling backwards and bashing my head on the floor. The other time was when I was playing outside I got sprayed with water (I hated getting sprayed with water if I didn't have my swimwear on) and I ran to the screen door of our home, banging on it until suddenly my left arm actually broke the glass and left a big shard of glass in my left bicep a couple of inches away from the shoulder. The third one was when I was throwing a temper tantrum in the bathroom because I didn't want to take a bath, I slipped and banged my chin on the edge of the bath tub, causing a bit of my blood to get into the tub of water that was filling up, and that blood was slowly creeping towards my sister whom proceeded to screech for our mom in terror.

[@Poggers221]

You had a bad time

[@ProReel135]

I never had anything like that, but my dog has bit me 42 times

[@ruhgrit7588]

😅 rip

[@NoahNieves-x3i]

The glass one just got mee scared because what if the other pieces of glass pierced you in other places

[@Doulingo-72]

Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room

[@ericscheit5540]

Dark Dom makes sentences so much funnier

[@Tophatguy_vr]

First

[@Frinlo2]

Second

[@Coach69nice]

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I FINALLY STUMBLED ACROSS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR KZbin VIDEOS!

[@Matthewtwo-y8j]

one time i was going on a field trip and thought that my mom's rent money on the fridge was meant for the trip.

[@e-mani]

Dom I love ur posts hope you see this and if you do keep it ur one of the few people that I consistently watch

[@Liggliluff]

(12:20) Reminder that Germany is a state, a sovereign state, nation state, consisting of multiple states. You might be thinking of a US state, but "state" itself doesn't imply US state.

[@GDnewbie]

He says German, not the country germany German is not a state but Germany is

[@zerothewolf6536]

9:06 their cousin is the bloody doom slayer but for dinos

[@lukemyguy3829]

bro that one with the warning about kids bringing weapons to school was near where I live. I'm in Utah and when I saw it was Lehi city police I just thought "eh, there's probably a million other places called that" but then they said Alpine school district and I just thought "Oh wow, Utah being mentioned for once? Of course that's the mention though"

[@panzerselbstfahrlafette]

As a kid I thought the "Civil War" was actually named the "Silver War" and whenever I'd hear it I'd picture a group of colonial looking men fighting in an environment similar to that of the future from the Spongebob episode "SB-129"

[@Videoswith_muffin]

1:56 my grandma does 🤓 only because i made her an account.

[@muddyplays3519]

One year in school my teacher was so strict with masks that if you took your mask off she would actually tape the mask on your face then one day I looked at the news, and my teacher was getting arrested for taping kids mask 😂

[@runningfastboy]

Honestly... deserved. Like those masks are painful, did she even know it was assault?

[@Speariture]

Oh hell bruh 💀💀

[@HudsonBlondeau]

When I was in sixth grade I saw a kid (looked like he was 6) throw rocks through the windows of a BANK. Like all other stupid kids , no parents in sight.

[@Pebz_21]

15:57 this one is just a straight up copy of a flamingo merch ad

[@boredsandwich_2]

Albert made a skit based on that post

[@MillieAndMason._.Official]

My Bible teacher asked the class aswell in church, we were in a quiz exam and if we answered the most questions we get snacks As prizes, My teacher said "how did Jesus travel the whole of israel?" And the kids who weren't paying attention (going inside and out of the classroom) Said "he used a car" 💀 and when the teacher asked "who was crucified on the cross?" Another kid who wasn't paying attention said "Pak pariadji" which is a pastor in another capital in our country but the one who was crucified was Jesus💀💀

[@Sh4d0wN1ght0]

53:53 I thought it was blood lmao

[@Somerandomcarguy-123]

15:28-16:02 is some really stuff😂😂😂 I was literally crying from it because of how funny it was

[@yellowperkman]

When I was 3 I smashed banana into my hair while singing Marilyn Manson's "Beautiful People"

[@astrosaturn3577]

8:06 had me in tears laughing

[@antiefurryofc]

I watch ur videos at 2x speed. I’m fricking dieing btw the biblical donkey thing was this guy who had his donkeys mouth “opened” by god and he’s like “BuT mAsTeR hAvEnT i AlWaYs BeEn YoUr FaItHfUl dOnKeY?”

[@AnnaKuzmanovic-px1vy]

Now speaking of 7:40,when I was little i used to call gambling places/slot clubs "adult arcades",and I still do to this day when I forget the name

[@kznopressure]

Once when I was like 7 I was doing cartwheels in the playground with my friends. I had completely forgotten that it was a PE lesson and we were doing rounders. I was at 4th base when I had decided to do ANOTHER cartwheel, just for kicks. Then, the bowler threw the ball at a very quick speed and it hit me in the chest mid-cartwheel. To this day I still get paranoid whenever I play rounders or baseball.

[@runningfastboy]

Strike!

[@Speariture]

@@runningfastboy YOU'RE OUT!

[@cocopuffer12]

PARANOIA 🤯🤯🤯 Marios madness v2-

[@rodrigolyra7312]

As a kid I thought everyone was blind because I couldn’t see what other people saw

[@KatTheOneAndOnly]

Hush hush… he’s got a point…

[@Speariture]

That makes sense bruh I've also wondered what I look like to others and if they got worse or better sight than me

[@SpikeThunderstrike]

When I was a kid, I told my friends at school that I can run like Rainbow Dash from MLP and casually just ran down the hill towards the school field (Oval is the name of it in Australia, which is where I am lol) and my friends looked at me amazed after I ran to the bottom of the hill. This is more wholesome than stupid, tbh

[@fantasticalfez2401]

Cool

[@runningfastboy]

I call it oval too lol

[@Vwox79]

When i was a kid, i thought if i beatbox The COD Loading bar would go much faster

[@useryourlocaldummy]

21:50 IM LAUGHING SO HARD I PEED-

[@danielplaysgameswithfreind3159]

8:50 perfect view of sonic

[@CarlosNavarro-xj4wq]

Mexican independence and Grito de Dolores left the chat (Mexican Independence september 16th Grito de Dolores september 15th)

[@shyenneshygal69]

When I was 13 my twin decided to pull a prank on me and told me that the animatronics from FNAF escaped the pizzeria and were heading for our area (this was when the first FNAF game just came out and was extremely popular). Now I should’ve been at the age where my gullibility would be mostly gone and that I wouldn’t believe her for obvious reasons but somehow I actually believed her. I couldn’t sleep for three days as the thought of me getting stuffed into a suit against my will haunted me. Eventually my twin confessed that it was a prank and I was understandably upset. I told her that her prank caused me three nights of no sleep and she felt bad afterwards. 8 years later I still remind her about the time she made me lose sleep due to her dumb prank Edit: corrected a spelling error

[@shittetharse]

PFFFT

[@lilatune]

i was scared of slenderman and dwould cry at night when i saw the moon reflect out my window bc i thought it was his face

[@ZYZZ_WHEY]

“Edit” - 🤓

[@shittetharse]

@@ZYZZ_WHEY I will never understand why some people think it's wierd to put edit:*insert something here* on their comment

[@MistaMyers]

@@shittetharse well i mean you dont have to really put edit if you changed something minor

[@Joshua_Seed]

When I was a little kid, I used to watch Tom and Jerry a bunch. One day, I saw an episode where Tom sprayed something in his mouth before a date, my dumbass went to the bathroom and sprayed axe into my mouth, 2/10 would not try again.

[@jommisalami]

The webkinz story is the greatest thing I've ever heard. Maybe life is survivable after all

[@melonplayground4932]

1:20 is the funniest part for me

[@PedroBent-t2k]

6:27 Guess im a scientist now🫤

[@wwaaaarden]

When I was a kid I used to tell my classmates that my dad was Superman, when he came to school for my birthday my classmates yelled Superman and he was super confused, then my classmates told him to fly so he jumped high in the air for like 1 second faster than the average jump height time and they started yelling excitement. I was in 2nd grade.

[@JSTaylor556]

As a kid, I thought that vacuum cleaners could eat up my feet😂

[@Kitysgachaiquit]

I thought the same😭

[@Kitysgachaiquit]

And when my mum would vacuum the downstairs, I would grab both my cats and take them to my bedroom and lock the door shut, and when they tried to leave I said to them, "kittys that vacuum will eat your tails! It's dangerous!" And then I chilled with my cats until mum was done vacuuming👍

[@Kitysgachaiquit]

And also I thought fog was clouds that are still going to the sky. Yes I also thought that the ground made clouds and it takes a lot of time to go into the sky😭 I was so dumb 👍

[@TheTuxedoCreeper]

​@@Kitysgachaiquit I always thoughts if one ran over me it would remove my toes😂😂

[@NixTriesHard]

SAME DUDE

[@mobbymobmob4861]

One time me and my brother used to play a game as kids called "my show" where one of us would dance while the other kid watched and tackled the dancer on a beanbag and beat him up. The dancer could not fight back and just sat there and got beat up. The kid would then get up and start dancing then the old dancer would beat the new dancer up. This process repeated until we got tired of getting beat up.

[@ashdreemurr33]

this would be the ultimate game if you and your sibling were just in an argument.

[@mobbymobmob4861]

@@ashdreemurr33 we just did it randomly but yes it would be

[@George_Harris_SR25]

I would definitely play this

[@Speariture]

Would be nice lol

[@Egg1761VR]

when i was younger i thought youtubers recorded their videos live just for you, and the video is off limits for anyone else until you finish watching it. plus they could see you through the devices camera.

[@MrBrick-vb3xh]

bro imagine stumbling across analog horror or something while still thinking that

[@Asageun]

​@@MrBrick-vb3xhfound footage

[@SunysAwesomeObjectShow]

Back in second grade I didn’t want to go inside during recess so I would sit on the slide and pee myself then ran off to play with my friends 😭