r/EntitledPeople - Man Is FURIOUS That I Won't GIVE HIM MY HOUSE FOR FREE!

[@DarkFluff]

Man imagine being so entitled and demanding a gas station attendant to go suck the gas out of your car that you just put in. WHAT IN THE WORLD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tashaunstrachan5552]

People are just too much

[@dylanbu8331]

No one: Dark Fluff: The entitlement is stronk with this one

[@chrisb.3353]

Is it even possible to remove gas from a car like that?? Also how does "we're closing in a minute"=I'mma just invite my buddy's in an then have an argument for the next 2 hours?

[@chiothecheeto4187]

Bruh I know how this feels. Fricken Karens... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielortega9880]

Hey DarkFluff can you make a movie of this?

[@2005Guyver02]

1. Soon as he opened the door for others to come in, I would have hit the silent alarm! (Major red flag) 4. I would bill them for the cables and possible damage to the server.

[@Culdcepter]

At the very least, a counter-suit for damages if she did try and charge him for the "therapy" :P

[@rowerewolf]

First story: I would have called the police a lot earlier than OP did.

[@61rampy65]

I thought the same thing!

[@enjolireyes643]

Yep soon as he invited his friends in I would have called 911... no explanation... nothing...

[@tankedwarthog6424]

Me too OP should have definitely called the police earlier because as soon as the guy opened the door for his friend's OP should have thought that they where robbing them

[@sharolynwells]

You and me both!

[@SuperBatSpider]

Ditto

[@mamm7223]

Story #4: When entitled Aunt said she would be sending a bill for her brat's therapy, OP should have said "and I will be sending you a bill for all the damage your entitled brat did to my computer while you sat by and allowed it."

[@larrywest42]

That's wiser than my response, which would have been: "don't worry about that: the therapist will obviously see that the real cause is bad parenting."

[@DarkEinherjar]

And this is why you lock your rooms' doors and don't let entitled visitors snoop around more than necessary...

[@reeses_unicorn]

Unfortunately, my bedroom door doesn't lock, so I'd be kind of screwed on that front. 😅

[@michaelr2604]

@@reeses_unicorn Buy one. They are like $50 tops at home depot and they sell in a range of styles and colors. as for how to install them look them up on youtube, they are more or less universal.

[@reeses_unicorn]

@@michaelr2604 Thank you for the tip. :)

[@cletusmcyeetus5975]

I was lucky not to have entitled shitheads in my family. ...but I'm not so lucky when it comes to having my own room... 😥

[@Carlos-ln1lx]

Yeah I woulda removed the kid personally, I'm a worst case scenario kind of guy and won't leave my shit w anyone I don't trust. Saves headaches like this lol

[@lopaka76]

Story 4: Cousin and aunt- You have 2 computers give me one. My response- Well, you have $10k give me $5k, I don't want to have to earn that either.

[@itz_cornchip]

That moment when you make it 69 likes

[@itjustmemanning8441]

OP should have called the cops when the guy unlocked the door! The guy was insane 😳!

[@gorilladisco9108]

OP should keep shotgun under the counter and willing to use it whenever necessary.

[@alanalirkani]

@@gorilladisco9108 That's something to approach really carefully. Because a lot of employers don't want guns at the location. So having a gun on site could get an employee fired. And to preemptively answer this, yes, your life is worth more than a job. But it is something to keep in mind when considering a gun.

[@JackieOwl94]

Nope. .9mm right in the chest. Easy solution. American-style home-defense.

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

Last story: A kid reacting like that with MY electronics will result in broken bones. Because I'll protect my propety, especially an expensive one, that good.

[@primordialsun]

Yeet the child

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

@@primordialsun right trough the second floor window.

[@chrisb.3353]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYK2l5ytZsR7a9k This would be me if a kid went and broke my $4000 stuff and I agree with protecting the property. $4000 is it lot of money and I would probably countersue for the damages if they were going to sue me or at least make them pay me back.

[@robertholden8956]

USA seems a bit weird what with all that freedom.......Here in the UK, if someone damaged your property you would likely be justified in beating the crap out of them. If not the crazy kid then definitely his mother.

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

@@robertholden8956 I live in México, here the most justice you can do is by your own hand because the police just do things when they want. Once a man tried to steal from my uncle armed with a bike handle and hidding in a corn plantation. My father, brother and I went fast because we were more afraid what my uncle will do because in comparison with the thief he came with a shotgun. I live in the fields and is basically like the old wild west when is defend your propety.

[@MegaAstroFan18]

If you have to tell someone "we're family" to get them to do something for you, then you're not really much of a family. It's basically like Nice Guy/Nice Girl type stuff. The whole "if you have to say you're nice, you're probably not that nice". Same idea.

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

My parents almost every other second

[@bluephoeenix]

I knew a girl who used to say she never lied and she was nice. I caught her in several lies and the bitch choked me.

[@justseffstuff3308]

@@bluephoeenix Goddamn, I'm sorry to hear that man.

[@phantom13ot41]

Entitled people are basically tall kids that nobody has ever told them what "no" means

[@roberthicks5454]

Not all entitled people are adults. Yea, I know its hard to tell the difference but usually size gives it away, but not always.

[@phantom13ot41]

@@roberthicks5454 entitled kids get it from they're parents because parents dont know how to discipline they're kids

[@roberthicks5454]

@@phantom13ot41 That was meant as a bit of light joking.

[@phantom13ot41]

@@roberthicks5454 oh it flew over my head haha

[@norbertsiewert3917]

@@roberthicks5454: Somehow, I am reminded of the story of an out of control kid who terrorized an 8 hour intercontinental flight because he did not get his way. A well deserved spanking would have worked wonders!

[@xevira]

story 3: I would have retorted with "Well, since you squandered all the blessings God has given you, God has deemed you *unworthy* of further gifts."

[@icetweiz]

It disgust me that they used the Lord's name in vain on how sinful they are Trying to covet, while scapegoat god for the sins they have commited like destroying property, failing to pay rent, gambling, and the amounts of eviction notices

[@markarca6360]

@@icetweiz Correct!

[@nicolecoakley6641]

my parents were landlords and had a really entitled tenant. She stopped paying rent for a few months and my dad started eviction proceedings. She was heard laughing and telling my dad that she would be staying for as long as she wanted and there was nothing my dad could do about it since she was planning to complain about all these issues with the apartment. Well lucky for my dad he took photos of her in the apartment when she first moved in. These photos showed her with her moving boxes and the condition of the apartment on the day she moved in. He also documented all the damage she and her kids were doing to the property (destroying walls, leaving trash in the hallway etc.) These photos were time stamped and everything. When they went to court my dad presented the evidence of how she was tearing up the property and showed what the apartment looked like when she moved in and long story short the judge gave her 48 hours to vacate or else he would be sending out a sheriff to remove her from the property. So in the end my parents got the last laugh.

[@theswedishdude1]

did she have to pay for all the damages and back rent?

[@nicolecoakley6641]

@@theswedishdude1 not sure my dad was just glad to get rid of her and her loud obnoxious kids.

[@gorilladisco9108]

Tenant from hell always remind me of the movie Pacific Heights (1990).

[@metalprincess9442]

And this is why I will never be a landlord

[@zimzimph]

You'd think he'd start an eviction before she stopped paying in that case. No payment will cover damages done at some point

[@timengineman2nd714]

Last Story: Should have sent the Aunt a bill for everything that had to be replaced on the server!!!

[@talyn7448]

If it was me, she would have needed the money to reassemble her brat's bones...

[@audreyricci6383]

The brat wilfully destroyed OP's server/compute because OP would not let him have it.👺🔥💩⚰️🤑🗡️🤮🤪🤪👹😠👹😈🎃👻

[@macsyung8757]

The Computer...I can't even. I too had such family members but NOTHING like this ever happened in my house. The nerve to say it was the OPs fault 😳☺️. 🤷‍♀️

[@OZARKMOON1960]

When I worked at a smoke shop - one person closing - the doors got locked at a minute before closing, everyone out, then I had to vacuum, dust, count down till, do money drops and put opening cash in safe. Out by 30 minutes later - and over 50% of the time, some idiot was hanging around outside trying to push their way in when I'd just set the alarm and was trying to quickly get the heck out of there. Some folks have no sense of time or how retail actually works.

[@bleachfan2.029]

I work graveyard drive through and the amount of idiots trying the doors is ridiculous, when ever the line is long i without a doubt will hear the door clang as someone tries to beat the line and go inside. The smart ones try once then get in line but I’ve lost count of the times I hear idiots trying to rip the doors open for a good minute or two, when they finally get in line and get to the speaker I get to listen to this stupidity “ your door was locked is your dining room open?” No it’s 3 in the morning.

[@NopeNaw]

Never forget the main rule when you own expensive electronics in your home and have people with children over: Never, *ever,* leave a child unattended with your electronics, unless you are completely certain they'll behave.

[@Maninawig]

That last one, the aunt should have gotten a bill for all the damages her child caused, and just for loss prevention, the bill forwarded to the grandparents. That way, if the aunt tries to turn the family against OP, then grandpa can step in and say "we taught you better"

[@gorilladisco9108]

The product of two generations of participation trophies.

[@chrisriley2321]

To quote a very annoyed anime mom: "Family...only coming around when they need something "

[@jordanwagers9910]

Whenever I upgrade or have a spare console (normally finding them cheap at a garage sale), I always donate the extra to a local church program that helps poor kids with christmas gifts. It stops that whole "why don't you give it to my kids" family talks.

[@Lunar_Seas]

When you need some emotional support, Fluff is always here

[@ashlynngarrison641]

I could be having worse day then some of these people until fluff says " Hello my, wonderful, beautiful, friends 💕"

[@DarthG33k]

12:40 This is why you always get a background check and references that include prior landlords. You can head off a lot of problem tenants like these from the get-go with that.

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

I hope the poster’s parents reported the evidence of drug activity to the police. With any luck, the entitled tenants can get years of free housing courtesy of the Department of Corrections.

[@popazz1]

Sadly, references are all to easy to forge. Even background checks can be gotten around. You give a contact number to whoever you're dealing with which belongs to an individual whom you've already primed to respond positively on your behalf. But yes, totally agree, research as much as you can to at least reduce the risk of being scammed.

[@theenderengineer1943]

Anyone who messes with my electronics like that kid in the last story would be in for a nasty beating from me. I have a lot of stuff I don't want damaged, or have to replace due to how expensive it is. I swear people like this just anger me.

[@silverfox9004]

suprised op didnt go berserk

[@Br.ke.]

Whats wrong with people like this that just think youre greedy because you worked hard to earn money to buy two pcs Not everyone is like you karen Not everyone begs for pcs

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

If I found out he was being difficult & sketchy towards my kid’s set up, I wouldn’t have left him alone in my kid’s room. Not by a long shot.

[@claudettewalker8358]

Just lock the door!!

[@RavenHaili]

The parents are setting that kid up for failure, when will people learn that spoiling your kids and never disciplining them ruins their life in the future. Then that in turn ruins other people's lives because your unruly kid turns into a dangerous adult that can't be reasoned with.

[@fangirloverleo494]

My 11th grade History teacher rents out properties on the side and she said the reason she never loses money renting is because to rent a house from her you have to have great credit, no prior evictions, pay in advance, and a lot more I’m forgetting rn. So it is possible to rent property without a realtor involved, you just have to be thorough.

[@michellebarnet2292]

Definitely. And if they start whining about the deposit, you don’t want them as tenants.

[@karmagal78]

There are a lot of people that ignore closing times once they get into the store because they believe that your time is theirs.

[@silverflight01]

"There is always one crazy person in the family, and if you don't see one, you're the crazy one" Lol no. My family has no crazy person at all, including me.

[@toysruskid5074]

Balance vs odds. My family has more than a dozen.

[@sharolynwells]

My family is large. I AM the crazy one.

[@simmonsmichael317]

My whole dam family crazy lol but it makes for some great family reunions. #AllEntertainment

[@Park-Kim_VMin]

@@simmonsmichael317 lol my family too

[@Roseismyboxer]

@@sharolynwells Yup! I'm the crazy one on both sides of my family 🤣

[@flowing-river]

0:19 Wow Stevo is acting so entitled, he should be thankful you've kept him alive in that cage...

[@Elbon-the-Lolinator]

Asking for help from family is one thing, trying to get thousands of dollars is a completely different thing

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

“Help” implies need. No one needs an overseas vacation. She wasn’t asking for help-she was asking for an extravagant gift.

[@Chris-hf2sl]

OP's first mistake, when the cousin arrived and asked for $100 was not to say "Oh, that's great, we were hoping that you were coming to return the $100 we lent you last time" and hold out your hand for the money.

[@epepo]

Oh boy, the last story. Your comment, really. The same thing happened to me: When I was young, my mom was very non-confrontational. An aunt would go to our house with her daughter (3 y/o, I was 7) to visit, would spend the whole afternoon complaining to my mom about her friends and/or family (in most cases, people my mom didn't even know) and my cousin would run to my room, fixate on a toy, and then just "wouldn't be able to leave without it". Her mom would tell me to be a good kid and share, my mom wouldn't say anything, she'd go with my toy. One time, they went to see us, and I just shut my door. I'd just gotten a new transforming robot toy (not transformers brand, but still cool) and I didn't want to lose it. Of course, cousin wants to go to my room, but I say no because I want to keep my toys. Aunt gets involved, so I say I'll let her in only of she promises she won't take anything. She does, and I let her in. Of course she falls in love with the robot. It's getting late, they're going, and again, cousin wants to go with the toy. I deny, and before my aunt can start with her stuff I just say "You promised!" And yank the toy. Cousin starts crying, aunt says "You're gonna let her cry?" (as always) and I say "yes, she promised". She tries to argue with my mom, but my mom says "well, she did promise, you were here too". They never came back for visit. Shocker, I know.

[@MizzShortai]

I hope OP'S dad said "I didn't offer it to you. You asked us."

[@peter755gr]

Sometimes, listening to these stories I find myself wondering how much insanity there can be out there... And as it seems it's A LOT more than a normal person can stand...

[@IzzyPR2010]

It was always out there, we just didn't get to see it. Now with the internet we get to see all of it in it's glory.

[@imperiumCirca41]

Yeah and soon you will see it in experience probably

[@peter755gr]

@@imperiumCirca41 Let's hope I won't have to, just because sometimes let's say I got short fuse and a punch in the face will be my reaction... Even though I'm a pacifist, sometimes a punch in the face or a kick on the butt can say more than a thousand words :) PS: I know that been a pacifist and havin' a short fuse don't match but, well, that's me... I don't believe in unnecessary violence, just only when words seem to have no value or fallin' on deaf ears.. :)

[@popazz1]

@@peter755gr ... Absolutely. Being a pacifist doesn't, or should not, equate to being a door mat. I'm all for an easy life, rubbing along with folk, seeing the good ...... up to a point. But step over the line and it's gloves off, lol. :-)

[@echomoon3381]

I don't understand why OP even bothered to argue? As soon as The guy unlocked the door and let people in I would have been on the dang phone to the cops!! I also don't understand why or how that guy and friend weren't arrested for after hours trespass? Really, that should have been automatic!

[@riddhirajbhattacharjya4441]

Now, I can sleep within 17 more minutes

[@rebekah.2187]

Story 1: Call the police when customer unlocks the door and lets in all his friends. He had nomauthority to do that. Story 3: Sounds more like God sent them a buyer and gave OP's family a way out of that situation.

[@tanguman2]

When I was younger, my sister and I moved with our mom to our maternal grandparents where we shared a room. We had toys but very limited due to limited space so they were cherished and played with care. My aunt has a son who at that time was not diagnosed as being autistic syndrome because aunt was in denial. Whenever they would visit from oklahoma (aunt and her hubby were airforce) back to south Texas, they would stay at grandparents and their son would play with my toys and often break one or damage it. One time he broke a Voltron motorized black lion that was the last gift my parents together before divorce and he broke its wings. I was about 9 or 10 and cried and kicked him out of the room. My aunt heard and rushed in and started yelling at me and grabbed my arm when my grandma came in the room, grabbed her arm and slapped her. Grandma to Aunt, "Don't you EVER grab or yell at that boy again, every time you visit your son breaks one of his toys or tears his comic books......you buy your son ANYTHING he wants but these kids wait once a month when report cards come out to get their reward money for honor roll grades. They save up for their toys and books and appreciate EVERY gift they get on Christmas and birthdays. When was the last time YOU got them a gift or even took them shopping for a comic book or toy??"(translated from Tex-Mex spanish) My aunt looked at my grandma and made a face like a goldfish trying to breath

[@KoriMasho]

GG, Grandma. GG.

[@sheep5403]

The part where your grandma slapped your aunt...damn that part felt good to hear.

[@tanguman2]

@@sheep5403 she was tired of my aunt blaming us for making her son cry when she was so in denial that her son had issues. When I became a teenager I was moved to the living room so my sister could have her girl privacy. When they came to visit then I had my own little tv and N64 that I BOUGHT with MY OWN money from mowing lawns that summer (alot of elderly in neighborhood who knew me both figurative and literally since birth.) So I got temporarily moved to garage apartment where my other aunt lived and my older cousin had moved out. I made SURE to take my tv and game system that 20 yards across yard while they stayed. My visiting aunt complained but grandma crushed her down again by saying that unlike my PREVIOUS gaming systems, I had WORKED for that and could do with it what I wished. Caught her and cousin trying to go to Other aunts apartment to move it back inside to living room, I caught her and my Aunt who told her sister to leave my stuff alone, that I bought it and only had one controller her son was bound to break since at that time I only played one player games like Zelda ocarina of time and majora mask. My aunt who was letting me stay told her sister that if she caught her in her apartment again while she was working and I was out mowing lawns, that she would basically slap her since the apartment was locked and she broke in with the emergency key that was hidden in the mainhouse.

[@tanguman2]

@@sheep5403 a few years later I had graduated high school and was working and had finally broke down and bought a PS2, guess who tried to play with it again after I told them that he could not since once again I only had one controller and one memory card and was playing ONE game (onimusha) and did not want him to mess up my progress since I was so deep in game and also was playing a final fantasy game also with other memory card. (My only two games at home the rest I rented or borrowed from friends to see if liked.) It got so bad the month they were visiting that I had to ask my Dad if I could keep my pc computer (my graduation gift from dad and stepmom/mom) and gaming system at their house till they left. When my dad asked why, I told him that I caught cousin in nick of time before tried downloading from limewire which I never used because of viruses and I preferred CD at the time.

[@sheep5403]

@@tanguman2 Damn, that is quite the crazy story and one very entitled cousin. Thank you for sharing your story!

[@cjb2749]

Story 2: I'm kinda glad that she asked to go with them. I thought for sure that she was either going to ask to stay at their place, or finagle a key some other way, and sell a bunch of their stuff while they're gone. It's relatively easy to say "no, I'm not give you thousands of dollars to come along on our anniversary trip" but it's not so easy to say "sorry broke family member, but you cannot stay in our house while we're away on vacation"

[@10thletter40]

Ah yes, didnt you ever read the 10 commandments, it never said "thou shalt not lie" it said "give her your house"

[@onecuet]

My step sister & her kids are that way. I worked my butt off to go to college & get my degrees. Out all of us kids. I'm the only one who decided to college. That decision allowed me to get a nice job, which affords nice things. My sister side always hinted for smaller things as gifts,, but I always laughed it off. Until one evening everyone came to my home to play cards. My niece & nephew basically cased my house. Apparently, looking to load their want list at my expense. My niece asked for my designer purses, clothes, etc... My nephew told my daughter that he's getting my sports car & other various things; when I die. I was so FURIOUS with them! Needless to say, I haven't invited them back.

[@SuperBatSpider]

Second story: We really need some time alone and if you could let us take our vacations by ourselves it would really help. She's family after all and obviously you'll help family.

[@aprilmorris4588]

Just want to say one thing about the last post. I was the shy kid from a low income home growing up in the 80s. I never expected anything from my dad's family, mainly because they *all* made it clear that the only "Golden Child" was my cousin (same age, male). At Thanksgiving, he always say down with my grandmother to tell her his Christmas order for presents; I saw that lost by mistake once and yikes! What a greedy like twerp. He was the one wearing $200 shoes 👞 (this was the 80s, so think more like $1000 shoes), home video games (nobody else I knew had even come close to one yet) and more crap than anyone else I know of, to present times In OP's case, OP was completely in the right, yet that's not always so. To this day, I haven't spoken to my spoiled, entitled brat of a cousin in almost 40 years. I don't miss him in the slightest. 😊

[@brickitectfan9757]

Day #1 of telling fluff he’s beautiful too

[@snowis_]

People like you are amazing

[@brickitectfan9757]

@@snowis_ thank you. You too 🙂

[@sharolynwells]

I totally, 100% agree.

[@Broly91571]

That first one, I would have complied...ran a hose to the tank, sucked it all out and I mean every bit and not given him a refund. Just sat and watched as he either put his card in and got more gas or sit since it was empty.

[@SandraNelson063]

If someone opens the door after you have locked it for closing, CALL THE COPS!!!! They are up to no good.

[@steveneltringham1478]

You should never thank them for ruining your night.

[@dieseljester]

Story 3: I always love it when someone tells me "I'll be praying for you." I'm always like "Fine, I'll think for you."

[@susanyoung1600]

Guy #1 waited way too long to call police.

[@malcolmholder3149]

When it comes to renting properties out it seems that the law is on the side of the tenant more so than the landlord, even when the government are pushing people to buy to let to solve the housing crisis that they themselves created with their stupid policies. I had a solution which worked and is still running in my previous country of residence: Always use a realtor/estate Agent/Leasing company. Make them sign responsibility for the tenant they sign into your property, this means they get all the deposits to pay to you, they receive the rent for transfer to you, that must inspect on incoming and outgoing and charge any damages. For this service they receive a commission on the rent throughout the tenancy but they are liable if the tenant stops paying, they must pay until they either recover the rent due or get the tenant out. It worked wonders and according to my friend still in the business it still does because extensive background checks are made or cast iron guarantees are received prior to the rental contract being signed.

[@TheYpurias]

With that first story, the police should have been called way sooner than that

[@shadowakashade6780]

Yay a new r/Entitled people story my prayers have been answered!! Thank you friend! I'm in class right now but honestly don't care about that right now.

[@LindaBJDFan]

I had a cousin ask for a computer and I said OK as I had an extra but she wouldn't drive to my house to pick it up. She wanted me to take it to her. I said if you won't come get it, you must not need it that much.

[@kavinaderrow3269]

If I were the girlfriend in story 2, I would've said "I don't owe you shit."

[@tzisorey]

_"We're closed"_ *"But we're buying stuff"* _"That's cool for the company, but I dont get paid extra. GTFO"_

[@martinquetzal5346]

The guy in the second story is SO ASSERTIVE. I would kill to have his level of self-confidence.

[@TheChildofKarma]

I don't think it's self confidence so much as no patience for this person trying to ruin his anniversary

[@loricaswell858]

My sister and husband very generously offered to help me with my mortgage cause they knew I was struggling as I am disabled. The last thing I would ever do is ask them to pay for me to go on a trip with them. They travel all the time, but asking to join them is so inappropriate. I won’t even go on a trip with my friends because I am not going on trip when someone else is helping me financially. Travel is a luxury you earn and save for.

[@kellywaters643]

cops would've been called at 11:06. don't know why people don't do it right away. the last story, man, I remember when r/slash covered it and it still blows my mind

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

First story. Ne: here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna pay for your tuff and your stuff only while your buddies are going to put their stuff back, or the police are getting involved, you will be charged for theft and your friends will be charged for breaking and entering and attempted theft. Good on op for following through on that.

[@lolcatyt2066]

You can chose your friends, but you're stuck with relatives....

[@pandachan3809]

Can still choose to pick them like friends, you aren't bound to them

[@johnopalko5223]

No, you can cut ties with your relatives. It's not an easy thing to do but, sometimes, it's necessary for your own well-being.

[@testerwulf3357]

You aren’t stuck with relatives either! Cut them off like bad friends. If they refuse to leave you alone file them for harassment or get a court order that says they can’t be around you. If other family has a problem with it cut them off too!

[@jaycol21]

No you’re not. I haven’t seen or spoken to most of my relatives in over a decade. If I never saw them again, I honestly wouldn’t care. Family drama made us the black sheep when I was growing up. So, fuq em

[@raarasunai4896]

Anytime someone says “God wants (insert anything here)” that’s the time to tune them out

[@michaelwhisman7623]

I let my unemployed friends live in my vacant house and they trashed it. They even cut down my trees.

[@notevenlistening6072]

Son of a bungee cord. I hope you are suing them.

[@joanns7007]

Never let “friends or family” live in your house or borrow $$$$$!

[@ernestclements7398]

They were more than likely setting you up for a robbery as this is a common tactic to hit a business as they are closing in order to more easily access the registers, staff is tired and less likely to offer resistance.

[@michaelgunnels9694]

I hate the phrase "BUT WE'RE FAMILY" as if that means anything that's no excuse for being entitled to anything or get what you want it's just as bad as "But I'm a single mother" excuse, my god who cares my mom got divorced and has been working to help things out especially with my grandmother's health issues

[@kityumcashcokityumcashco5740]

The gas station clerk should've called the police way before he actually did.

[@charitosilvis6312]

The last story, this is exactly what my kids and I do. We have "family" that always feels entitled to things we have. We are not rich by any means. But as a single mom, I know how to shop. And thankfully my kids were not picky. We'd shop in clearance and thrift stores. So we had "brand" name clothes just never paid the "brand" name price. Anyways, when it comes to getting rid of items, we always take them to local Goodwill (that's where entitled family like to shop alot). They are always b***ing about seeing our stuff there 🤭😅 We always reply, "Oh oops. Forgot to tell you we were getting rid of stuff. Now you can just BUY it from Goodwill if you really need it." Guys, this has been on going for 15+ YEARS!!! And still going. You'd think by now they'd all take a hint 🤔🤔🙄🤦🏽‍♀️smh🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[@cmnelson2923]

No words, just no words! Glad for the warning about shaking your head too much. It was beginning to wobble! I actually had to reach up & put my hands on my head to stop it!

[@Akaritomi]

Here's an example of when my family knows I have money. Context: Me buying a new hunting bow at Dick's sporting goods Sister: "look at this cool chair. It has a table attached too" Me: "Yeah it looks nice" Sister: "The tag says it costs $55" Me: "Yeah I saw that" Sister: "You're gonna buy it for me right?" Me: "No why would I spend money on something I don't need" Sister: "But I want it!" Me: "Well buy it then cause I'm not paying shit" My family knows I give no Fuchs about their wants, unless its an actual emergency. (Auto correct lol)

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

The only time you should buy family something when it is not an emergency is, if it is a holiday or their birthday, plus you have the money, plus they deserved it, and you get along with them. If they do not meet any of this criteria, then they cannot recieve a gift just cause they are family.

[@Parknest]

Story 1: OP should've given his own ulatimatum. Either pay for his fuel and fuck off or he'll call the police. Glad he did the latter. OP should've done it sooner. Story 2: OP should've told the leeching EC to fuck right off. They shouldn't have even given EC the $100 never mind pay for a holiday & spending money for her. Story 3: Those potential tenants were a nightmare. OP's parents dodged a massive bullet. Story 4: OP should be pressing charges for attempted theft and destruction of property against the aunt & uncle as well as making them foot the repair bill. Why can't anyone take "no" for an answer?

[@misterrandomness3910]

Currently deployed and these drop everytime in bouta fall asleep can’t be better timing, love falling asleep to these

[@moyasatterwhite4019]

I know I’m not the only one who doesn’t have anyone in the family like the Asian vacation girl.

[@medranowendy408]

Yay my fave youtuber uploaded!!! My day just got better 🤩

[@RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy]

11:22 if the family is living there RENT FREE, then they wouldn’t need to worry about missing rent payments.

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

Golf Oscar Delta: Whoa bro, don't bring Me into this!

[@Nempo13]

For story one, call the cops immediately. "I have someone here refusing to leave, multiple males threatening me, they could be armed and their threats make it seem they are armed and I am afraid for my life if help doesn't arrive soon I will be forced to defend myself with lethal force" Cops will show up in minutes and they would not just be told to leave, they will leave in handcuffs. All completely legal, and the idiots learn a valuable lesson about acting like idiots.

[@cmnelson2923]

Yay! Dark Fluff video notification! Got here within 2 minutes!

[@PositiveStellarLuckyAchiever]

Story 4: This is one reason cousins who don't get along should *never* be forced to see each other. Children's rights laws are severely insufficient. This story makes me all the more grateful that my cousins lived far away. I didn't even meet most of them until I was an adult.

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

First story: I'll risk jail, turn the car on fire and tell him I'm extracting the gas by evaporating it.

[@launcesmechanist9578]

Only one problem with that. Car goes BOOM!

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

@@launcesmechanist9578 that's the point.

[@launcesmechanist9578]

@@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902 Still funny though.

[@SonsOfLorgar]

@@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902 at a gas station, next to the pump?

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

@@SonsOfLorgar still risk it.

[@susantescione8007]

Call the cops. Period. This is stupid. You need to call the cops. That's what they are for. I wonder if he paid for the gas? The guy who wants to live in this house is nuts. That your parents even talked to this guy is ridiculous.

[@chiothecheeto4187]

Time: 11 pm Me: Tired Me sees this: Also me: Just one more...

[@kimosterhout3242]

So entitled kid and entitled parents destroy OP’s computer and then have the gall to say they’ll be sending OP the bill for their child’s therapy since he was “traumatized” by OP telling him “no, you can’t have my $4000 secondary computer.” If they want their son to have a computer so badly and and can’t afford a new one, they should have bought a used computer. OP doesn’t own the only 2 computers in existence!

[@mooseygoosey9720]

Fluff! I think Stevo has found some water. Shall I get the Orbee cannons?

[@EditorStevo]

Wow

[@sagethegreat4680]

Story 2 i would almost be super petty and give the entitled one an economy seat ticket to an entirely different asian country 😂

[@mizu_the_floatzel]

Dear Lord the second story reminds me of what happened to me back in 2016 when I was working at a rental car place just say my sister got pissed and I was going on a nice trip to Pittsburgh well she was stuck in New Jersey she wanted to come and I told her you could you pay for your own stuff and just like that cousin demanded that my mom pay for her half of the trip but in the end I told her look there's no room in the car you can't come I can't get it upgrade everything is locked in

[@chaoscommandant]

Story 1: I would have called the cops after he unlocked the door and let his people in... If I, as an employee, say that the store is closed and they don’t leave immediately, that is trespassing and therefore a case for the police.

[@FizzysBizzy]

Darkfluff you should be a voice actor I feel like you'd be good at it 👀

[@Lugbzurg]

Imagine if the first story ended up being a case of malicious compliance...! "You want me to remove the gas from your car? OK!" **proceeds to empty the tank completely**

[@lonelylumine1134]

WHAT'S *EDITOR STEVO* DOING IN THE COMMENTS? HE MUST GO *BACK TO HIS CELL*

[@DarkFluff]

💯👊👊👊👊👊

[@EditorStevo]

Wow

[@tortugadragon]

Or be nice to Stevo?

[@EditorStevo]

@@tortugadragon thank you, friend

[@DrownedInExile]

Story2: When the moocher cousin started the insults, OP should have unleashed the Kraken and thrown her arse out. Nobody should talk to him like that in front of his g/f, and in their house. If the g/f has a problem with that... red flag alert.

[@jayjayluvr16]

You definitely have read this story before! Is it possible to ready new stories, possibly from the emails that have been sent to you- ones who may not have a reddit account? I'm getting excited for the new stories to listen to only to be let down by 1 story that has read by you already in almost each episode in the last 2 weeks.

[@Josh_the_jester]

6:45 dispice doesn't begin to describe how much I hate people who uses the word "family" as a means of guilt tripping

[@Pikachufan2011]

I remember when I was little my mother basically made me give my N64 to my cousin who really wanted it I was crushed as I had spent 100+ hours playing Zelda Majora's mask and was almost done with the game I literally tried to refuse but she told me that I had no say so I was without a N64 but thankfully I had hidden the game so I wouldn't lose my save file for it and went to a friend's house and told his parents what my mom made me do thankfully my friend's parents owned a gamestore so they had a few N64s in stock and told me to pick one out which I did

[@ShadowMoon878]

I got anuerysm just trying read that wall of text.

[@testerwulf3357]

@@ShadowMoon878 and I had a stroke reading yours.

[@putzthewondersloth]

If you get into a situation like the one with the entitled cousin and the trip to Asia, contact the family members you like immediately. Let them know your side of the story right away. That sort of thing is going to spread and you should get your side out first.

[@aaronammann4236]

My god if I was OP'S gf i would have slapped my cousin. Also people who destroy property that isn't theirs in the first place via rental, they should be put into debtors prison.

[@alfr1]

After the first story of jerks that keep coming in AFTER time to close. Your Boss will tell you to lock the door early or to put up with it all night. You decide what you will put up with.

[@loganthomas3575]

Entitled Guy: God says you have to give me free stuff! Me: pity I am an atheist, get stuffed!

[@CarlaMcCarthyPomegranate96]

I had a similar experience like the last story. Only it wasn’t family. It was one of my doorman’s young family members. She’d sometimes visit with her grandma and her cousin I think he was. And she’d see my bicycle parked on my balcony. She’d then ask my doorman if she could have my bicycle and that I never use it. I actually used it quite often and she never knew how often I did since she rarely visited. My doorman and myself would tell her no and that I do use it often and that she’d come on the days that I didn’t. And FYI, my bicycle was actually a birthday present from a friend of my family on my 5th birthday. I had it until I was in the 8th grade. So, because she kept hounding my doorman and her grandma for my bicycle during every visit, her grandma would then tell her to cut it out and if she didn’t then they’d leave early and she’d be grounded with no tv or something. My doorman was literally working the day my friend and I brought it home the day he purchased it for me from Toys “R” Us. So he literally told her why she couldn’t have my bike.

[@monicajohnson7534]

Story 1- Iused to work at a deli/restaurant that closed at 7 PM and people would show up at 6:59 demanding footlong subs and fried chicken after I had already cleaned and shut down the grill and the meat slicer. People who work in food service want Togo home just like everybody else

[@malcolmholder3149]

Story 1. You have cctv so print out his and his friends pictures post them around the gas station and indicate that they are not welcome and will not be served. Plus why did it take the police nearly 1 hour to get there it could have turned nasty and dangerous even life threatening fo OP.

[@markarca6360]

"You have 2 PCs, give me one". That's a slap on the face for homelab/IT enthusiasts like myself. Additionally, I will report the "PC Donations" Facebook page for fraud, since why did they know me in the first place??? I know this is a made-up one.

[@YouveBeenMegged]

Story 4: Ah yes, the classic "I want (insert thing) and I'm not leaving without it" tantrum. And his parents were not only not stopping it, they were *encouraging it,* by all but demanding OP just give in. Gee, I wonder where he learned that throwing tantrums is an effective way to get what he wants.

[@richewilson6394]

And if somebody was using God as their way of guilt-tripping me i'd give them a verse of the fact that God does not help gamblers to their face

[@SH1559801]

in the third story, this proves that GOD do have good sense of humor...