r/EntitledPeople - Insane Neighbor Tries to JAIL ME for Cleaning My Home! It Backfires!

[@Ironraven001]

Peeping story. I had neighbors who would stare at my wife all the time. I started walking around naked 😂 it didn't take them long to quit peeping when they'd see my hairy ass and morning wood instead of creeping on a cute girl. 😂

[@drakofox1362]

LOL that's the best way. Tho I bet your wife liked the view instead lol oh man I hope you have a great year

[@Ryanthusar]

Police should also have been called in that story the first time it happened. Also, this happened to a friend of mine and he has twin boys, who hated wearing clothes when they were between the ages of 3 and 4. Because of this he would keep the front security blinds closed, and since the backyard was surrounded by an 8ft fence didnt worry much about keeping the curtains closed on the family room windows and sliding door to the patio. Well, he caught the neighbor, a 20-something man, peeking through the gap in the corner of the fence whenever the boys were outside playing so focused the camera he had set up over the pool area onto the gap and the moment he realized he could see them peeking he contact the police. Police turned up, he showed the footage after giving his statement, they went around to the guy's place, he of course denied it. However the guy had a distinctive tattoo which could be seen in the recording. On top of that, when they did their checks on him it turned out he was a registered sex offender away from his home address.

[@Denverbroncos87]

I actually had that happen to me. My wife is Chinese, very attractive. The problem neighbor is in the apartment building next to ours. It’s a married couple with 2 kids.. the husband would watch my wife a lot during our 1st 4 years of marriage . Every time I see him, I’d walk around naked… His wife complained to my wife: Neighbor wife: tell your husband to put clothes on My wife: tell your husband to stop watching me.. every day, every time he sees I’m home. Neighbor wife: well your husband is naked. My wife: yes, in our home!!! Your husband is in your home watching me In mine. Stop him and my husband will wear clothes 🤨 She caught her husband… Truth eventually came out that he was cheating on his wife… She recently started seeing a guy… he watched my wife, I was nude again… 😆 ended that really fast..

[@davidlane256]

@@Denverbroncos87she knew the code now 😂😂

[@shariys1]

Great job!!

[@silverflight01]

Story 3: OP didn't ruin the family, the parents did. They were on drugs and let the kid harm someone's pets. It's on them

[@marshawargo7238]

He was probably mad because they weren't his kids & now he's loosing out on the wife's child support😢!!!

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Story 1 - OP handled that beautifully. Not only did she stand up for herself but she showed that Karen and pretty much everyone watching that she’s not going to take crap from anyone and don’t mess with a Mama Bear.

[@teddychu1177]

No... but OP of that story is perfectly willing to dish it out! :P

[@JadenYukifan28]

Short and sweet, just the way I like it. Glad the Entitled neighbor decided not to do it again or she'd be in real trouble.

[@toulousegoose1150]

Yeah, putting broken glass and dangerous garbage into a house with children is beyond the pale.

[@randycarter2001]

The first time I get yelled at for mowing someone's lawn is the last time I mow that someone's lawn.

[@MichaelBakerS]

Besides, you know she would have complained if the yard wasn't finished

[@vhaelen326]

agreed, however theft and indirect property damage is not an appropriate response...

[@RogeTheVirus]

@@vhaelen326that’s what I was going to say, sure its a nice gesture but I would have went and asked first because OP still went onto someone else’s property and used their outlet without permission then decided to make them waste a good little amount on money because of the box stunt

[@beasleydad]

I was growing out my grass as part of a local initiative where you sign up with the city and you won't get cited for overgrown lawns during the month of May, it's supposed to be good for plants and critters alike, and there is some maintenance required (especially in the front yard). Friendly neighbor mowed my lawn, I'm a disabled vet so they thought honestly they were helping, but the height of the grass was something I was proud of, and, that they had no experience mowing. I didn't yell at them, and we still cut each other's lawn from time to time, but when I told them what I was trying to do and showed them the dead patches where their mower ripped up the turf, they turned so red and were so apologetic. We're still loving neighbors because we didn't get angry, we talked like adults. They're good folks and we're lucky to have each other.

[@DarkEinherjar]

Story 3: I feel LESS THAN ZERO SYMPATHY for that kid. In fact, he didn't face enough consequences.

[@marshawargo7238]

I'm thinking he's acting up because that man isn't his dad! Now the "not dad" is mad because the wife is loosing her child support from the real dad😢!!! JMO but I think that a lot of bullies are treated bad at home & now they all need therapy & anger management in order to act right, if ever😢!

[@foogod4237]

Given the home situation, that kid probably needs therapy more than punishment. Living with parents who are drug addicts can put a huge amount of emotional stress on a child, and kids often aren't mature enough or mentally equipped to be able to really deal with that sort of thing in a rational way, and will end up acting out in all kinds of bizarre (and sometimes violent) ways just in a frantic attempt to deal with what's going on inside them and around them. Often they don't even have any real control over what they're doing, and couldn't stop even if they wanted to. Hopefully now those kids might get out of that environment and get some of the help they actually need, and they'll have an opportunity to have a more normal and emotionally stable life, so that they won't have the need to do anything like that in the future...

[@MrSubsound90]

Last Story - I had neighbors below me that would constantly send noise complaints until both my roommate and I left for Thanksgiving. They called more than ever over thanksgiving. He finally told them to cut it out or they'd be evicted. The landlord sheepishly apologized for just believing them instead of doing any due diligence.

[@bullithedjames937]

The neighbors below me pound on the floor (their ceiling) when they hear my 2 yr old. They also call saying we are pounding on the walls. I'm already over living here.

[@wmdkitty]

@@bullithedjames937 Teach the 2y/o to walk quietly, then.

[@bullithedjames937]

@wmdkitty plays with toys

[@wmdkitty]

@@bullithedjames937 Teach it to play quietly, then. Just because you have a kid doesn't entitle you to be a nuisance neighbor.

[@bullithedjames937]

@wmdkitty here's the thing you pound on your ceiling making my floor bounce, I'll make my floor bounce. Obviously the child wasn't loud or I would have been up

[@philopharynx7910]

Story #3, What the heck is that landlord doing? If you rent to crappy tenants, then you constantly have to deal with getting new ones and paying for damages. They need to check deeper next time.

[@Hope_this_is_just_a_dream1994]

Got yelled at for mowing someones lawn before. I worked for an elderly lady doing yard maintenance when i was 18. The lady that lived next to her had an overgrown lawn and i cut it for her. She came out threatening me with the police. Next time i had to go cut the elderly lady's lawn, after i finished i was loading up my supplies and mower, the lady comes Back out on the porch and looks at her lawn. I thought she was inspecting to make sure i didn't cut it, but she yells at me " why didn't you cut my grass?" The lady whose grass i did cut (who was in her mid 80's) was on her porch and she said and i quote "Get on back in your house you old bitch, you told her last time you were gonna call the cops. Get that useless son of yours out here to cut your damned lawn and leave her alone!" I miss that lady. Rest in peace, miss Deborah, you made cutting grass and house maintenance interesting.

[@marshawargo7238]

😂❤! We need more old folks like Ms Deborah! I'm 68 but I've always been shy & introverted & old age ain't gonna change that now😢but I'll hang out with feisty (my kids are)

[@LoveOnTheInsidex3]

Story 3: We can only hope those kids are in a better situation now than with those two. The one who kicked the poor dog is a product of that environment.

[@ShadowReignhart]

That kid is gonna need some serious behavioral therapy...

[@19WolfGirl74]

For the first story: here’s a fun little fact. Mailboxes and mail slots are not considered private property, they’re considered federal property no matter if it’s an office building or a residential home. If you damage them or use them for anything other than mail (specifically anything without properly paid for postage) it’s a crime. Not just a crime, but a felony offense punishable by a fine of up to $5k as an individual offender and $10k as an organization, but there have been cases where the fine is much higher. Especially if it’s considered malicious. And this was definitely malicious. That could potentially result in jail time. OP could have and should have gotten the police involved making an official report and reporting the incident to USPS.

[@Rj-ij6ko]

Story 3; I gotta be honest, i dont care who you are: you kick my dog, i’m gunna kick you…

[@GAMEPRODELTA]

Two words: John Wick

[@JadenYukifan28]

Now, if OP was a Lawyer the Parents of children would not have a leg to stand on if they tried to sue.

[@madgevanness4011]

Angry kids with sh*tty parents and no way to express their anger.

[@astrobabeyyy]

story 1: karen does know that what she did is vandalism, right? something she could go to jail for it ESPECIALLY if theres witnesses??

[@carolineben-ari2798]

My exact reaction. I'm 85% sure it was either 💯 made up or at least significantly modified from reality.

[@themayhemofmadness7038]

That was my thought.

[@Phantommoon-ex2cw]

Story three, if a neighbor’s kid hurt my dog then threaten me because I reported them that neighbor would have to pay a lot of money to get their teeth fixed and have replacement teeth after I got done with them. Don’t hurt or threaten to hurt my dogs unless you want pain to come from you

[@tmntfangirl4700]

I hear ya, I’m very protective of my cats and my little dog. Anyone hurts my pets and there’ll be hell to pay.

[@christinahosey7-4-72]

​@@tmntfangirl4700I had to yell at the neighbor about their dog a few days ago it ran my 5 month old Calico up a tree.. I saw it happen and was pissed, they did it to my 2 year old Tabby when he was about the same age as my Calico.

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Story 4 - Yuck. After hearing that story I need a hot shower, but can’t say the guy didn’t deserve that. What a creep.

[@ryotedeschi6626]

pretty sure its massively illegal to mess with mailslots if you're not a mail carrier

[@toulousegoose1150]

It is, but you'd have to contact the Post Marshall's office before the police. Calling the cops on your neighbor sets you up for long term problems if they aren't hauled off right away. While a mature discussion is best, if the neighbor is that loony I don't think that would have worked too well. OP didn't do a bad job of handling this one.

[@JohnH20111]

it is, it’s a Federal Felony

[@HE-pu3nt]

Story six. I'd have taken up clog dancing, or perhaps tap dancing to modern jazz. Got to dig that syncopation man🤣😂.

[@SylentTiger]

Story 2, I have to say I side with the neighbor. I think maybe neighbor could have handled it with more tact. Locking up their own outlets seems like a normal response. I probably would have thanked OP for moving lawn THAT time but let them know I didnt want them to do it again.

[@rosssnyder4490]

Yeah, the OP's response to being yelled at is the one that seems a bit extreme.

[@silverflight01]

Story 6: I honestly feel bad for the person living with Karen, he's living with someone mentally unstable, and he probably can't get out.

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Story 5 - Yeah I’d move away from peeping neighbors like that too.

[@theoldman7739]

Dementia dude story: I would not have moved or try to. I'd start walking around the house totally naked. When she started complaining to the police. Counter with "The only way she could know that we walk in our own home nude. Is if she stands outside and staring in our windows". Turn it completely back on her and Dementia dude.

[@HondaBrandy]

if a kid kicks my dog, he will need dentures. wtf kind of behavior is that?

[@althealee9375]

Story 1: some people genuinely don’t think to ask people about things and just assume and it drives me bonkers. I used to take my break in my office and crochet until the GM told me a lot of people had accused me of “knitting” while on the clock. He figured I was on break, and I always was, but instead of ASKING, other employees just assumed I was crafting on the clock and went to the boss

[@cosmic_doll]

When my neighbor has extra trash and their can is full, I put their trash in my can. Since I recycle, I always have some room left in mine.

[@kbramlett6877]

Regarding story 5, I could NEVER live in a house where I can unintentionally yet easily see my neighbors taking a shower while I am doing dishes. These new subdivisions are just thrown together to see how many houses they can squeeze together on one piece of land.

[@HE-pu3nt]

Story three. Sadly the 12 year old boy is already broken. Not many foster/adopters will take on a 12 year old who hasn't developed empathy yet.

[@ZaxTax-h8t]

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[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Privacy Film Story: If I was OP, I'd have recorded the Husband for Peeping and the Wife for Trespassing and then Sue both for Trespassing, Stalking and Harassment and get a Restraining Order (No Contact, Stay Off My Property & Stop Staring At Me) and then either put up an 8 foot fence along my Property Line (eliminating the gate the wife was using to access my yard) or, if the County Code doesn't allow fences that tall, I'd find out how tall a fence the Code DOES allow and then have an earthen berm installed on the edge of my Property and then install a fence that's the maximum height allowed by code on the berm so the total combined height is 10 feet...Good luck peeping on me through that... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

Story 3: Yea OP kind of did the right thing on calling the police as drugged up parents and child don't mix well together. Judging by how the 12 year acted it safe to say the parents never taught him how to behave as they were too focus on getting high. Here's hoping the kids are with a family member that can take care of them as foster care can be quite the b*tch.

[@JamesWeekley-o9x]

Second story: As soon as I heard OP's hobby was lock picking i groaned out loud.

[@cmartin8093]

Dementia story: once I'm willing to buy it. That many times, he s has boundary issues, not dementia.

[@KatieGratton]

Story 2: To quote the musical Wicked, "No good deed goes unpunished/No act of charity goes unresented/No good deed goes unpunished/That's my new creed"

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Story 4: “It’s over Kevin! We have the high ground!”😂

[@Ocean.DreaMz]

Lawn story, if he wanted to do something nice fine. But he did not have permission to use the outlet. ... he could have asked if he could use it to finished the last bit of neighbors lawn... or leave it not mowed.... did OP even tell the neighbor he wanted to do something nice & explain the situation? Op does not say, he sounds entitled to me if he did not explain & just threw his hands up & decided to be more petty

[@carriebryan1211]

Woman banging on the ceiling. My neighbor's downstairs neighbor also did the banging; she also yelled a lot and accused my neighbor of following her from above. We concluded that she was schizophrenic.

[@lizg5574]

When I first got married we lived in a maisonette (a two level apartment above half of a single level apartment, with another maisonette above the other half). Down below us as an elderly widow. Within a week of moving in she came to the door. It seemed she was hosting a "Bridge tournament" so would I please remain silent for the afternoon - from 2pm til 5pm - so they could focus. No tv, no radio, no talking, no walking around, definitely no use of noisy appliances, etc, etc! This happened twice a week. I tried to comply, not wanting the stress of an angry neighbour. Then she started complaining that I had been too noisy, doing things that disturbed her friends and interrupted their game. It wasn't me. And I kept telling her that to ensure she had quiet I was either OUT for the afternoon or on the top floor, doing things that made little or no sound. It turned out that I was being blamed for activity three maisonettes over, the sound from which travelled along the cavity wall spaces but had she had noise in her apartment, would never have been noticed. I got the blame for the sound of CHILDREN playing - I had no children and being new to the area, knew no-one with children!

[@undeadprincess5726]

Story 3: horrified when the boy started kicking the poor dog. Glad the injuries aren't fatal, but good god those parents are awful.

[@michealrossiter148]

drive ceiling lady insane. "I don't live alone". tell her "but you've always lived alone". stick with it. Like her boyfriend is some sort of ghost no-one else has ever seen.......eventually: Oh you mean Mr Rodriguez, the guy who died in your apartment before you moved in? yeah we've seen him a few times floating between floors and hovering 3 foot off the ground going down the stairs. I hope he isn't bothering you.

[@AshiteMiyavi]

Ok the first story was glorious 🙌. Reminded me of my crazy aunt. Don't mess with short firey red heads. She had neighbors that have horses and they ride them on a trail that goes behind her house. So they have to ride the horses through her back yard to access the trail. They don't clean any poop that their horses leave behind. My aunt confronted them nicely first and said she didn't mind them going through the yard but to please pick that up if it happens. Animals will be animals after all lol. But after repeated issues and the neighbors daring her to something about it.....she saved a 5gallon bucket full of their horse poop. Went and rang their doorbell. Then tossed it all over them when they answered. Long story short my aunt won (got stabbed with a small pocket knife) but she still beat the hell outta the neighbors wife. My uncle and the neighbors husband just stood and watched. They knew not to get imbovled. And the neighbors don't ride horses through her yard anymore.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Story 5 (peeper creeper): The wife defending him is the older version of "boys will be boys". Does this sound to anyone else like those stories about mothers defending horrible children when they sexually assault girls/women?

[@MarcoRyser]

Last story: This lady’s behavior is pretty common for early stages of dementia. Paranoia sets in as the brain structure changes and causes all kinds of acoustic or visual hallucinations. From tiny blinking lights the neighbors seem to shine into their rooms all the way to hearing the neighbor’s voice commenting on newspaper articles they are reading. Losing one’s mind like this is horrible. 😢

[@toulousegoose1150]

I used to work as a caregiver for people with mental illnesses. Our services were not appropriate for dementia, so we screened well for those illnesses. This poor lady sounds like an informative pamphlet about dementia from one of our inservices, bless her heart.

[@thegreatestdane8978]

Story 3: a further reason to not sue is that you'd have to fork out potentially thousands for a case where those you're suing likely have no finances to seize and no wages to garnish meaning you're basically doing it for nothing since they'll likely end up in prison regardless.

[@Tyrunner0097]

I had a neighbor at my old apartment, living below me, and the guy was decent enough, but he was divorced and his daughter was an alcoholic. She lived with him, and constantly would get into drunken screaming matches with her boyfriend almost every night. The guy worked graveyard, so us tenants were always left to deal with them, and many calls to the police about 'disturbing the peace'. Finally, one night, I had enough when she was screaming at her BF again that I confronted them, armed with a baseball bat. Her BF claimed he had a gun, but I was in IDGAF mode. Luckily other tenants backed me up. The next day, the building manager, a sweet older lady who I was on good terms with, called and asked me what happened. I told her, and since I was actually moving out (my lease was expiring at the end of that week), she took my side, and she told the guy that his daughter needed to move out, else she'd terminate his lease. The daughter was sent back to her mother, so I like to think I helped brought peace back to that apartment building.

[@chrissimmons9743]

Story 3 That guy is gonna be a Darwin award winner someday, courtesy of his own addiction.

[@MrBounceoutboi]

Never sue a junkie for damages, you'll never see the money, many junkies know how to disappear as many learn to hide from their dealers they owe money to till they need to get high.

[@HaloNeInTheDark27]

Its genuinely impressive how out of touch with reality you Americans can get

[@MrBounceoutboi]

@HaloNeInTheDark27 oh I agree, those Americans think the world is sunshine and roses way to often.

[@DewyoftheDamned]

On the bright side if you sue them, and they disappear, then they’re no longer a problem.

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

​@@HaloNeInTheDark27 You know you're pretty funny considering the fact that I'm an American and an ex junkie and what the hell are you talking about what are you on about?? Considering the fact that 85% of the people that I knew back when I was using are now dead I can honestly say to you that suing junkies there's no point because yes they will disappear like what are you on about? We we think that heroin addiction is is roses? I think that most of you Europeans have your heads so far up the place where most of your comments come from, that you may want to reconsider that your shit doesn't smell any better than ours.

[@Orxenhorf]

Story 4 - That kind of behavior is usually a yokel who thinks the new neighbor is a rich interloper. "You want this land? Then you owe me a massive payday."

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Story 3 - dang sounds like OP has bad luck with neighbors. Hopefully his next set of neighbors will be nice.

[@firefly4f4]

Kicking dogs: While OP could sue, the fact that both parents were heroin addicts brings the old adage of, "You can't get blood from a stone," comes to mind. Just make sure their criminal charges include animal abuse (through their negligent parenting) as well. There's virtually no hope of getting any financial compensation.

[@Zinervawyrm]

Story 1: What would Jesus do? Jesus: "Treat others as you wish to be treated." Is a joke that constantly plays in my head when I hear stories like this. As if Jesus himself would be like, "Karen trashed a person's house, so she must want others to trash her house back." 🤣

[@Shikaku2]

Story 5 about peeping tom: 1 word solution: sprinklers

[@YvonneFobbs]

Story #5: They would have been looking down the wrong end of a long barrel!! Damn Dementia!!

[@loishendricks9720]

Story 1 No sh*t storm was ever more deserved 😂

[@TheNinjaKiwi1]

First Story…. Yikes, that lady is nuts!

[@Battleress2]

ngl, for a minute on that last story i thought it was the perspective of the crazy woman who lived above me and my partner when we moved into our first place together, and i was utterly baffled and horrified to think she was calling ME the karen in that situation (she misgendered me many times so i wouldn't be surprised if she did, just that she posted about it calling herself the victim). i am utterly relieved to say it was not in fact her; i actually relate to op a lot here, and im glad karen got evicted lol

[@JamesDoe67]

Story 2: When i was young (long before smart-anything) there was a brand of bicycle locks cheap as hell and used by alot of people at our school. They were so cheap that you could open them with almost everything - i used an opener from a can of Spam luncheon meat. We opened a few locks in the same color and switched them around. As i said, you could open the locks with almost everything, but if you had the wrong key, the lock wouldn't open.

[@DREADHEADYABOSS]

Story1, finally an op that isn't a pushover!!! I get so sick of stories where the op gets walked over and in some cases assaulted but doesn't do anything. This op here is a boss!!! She let Karen know that she will spaz out if she tries anything else💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@Geographus666]

As much as I like getting back at a Karen, picking locks that are not your own and without consent goes against every ethic rule that "recreational lockpickers" have

[@kelleyk28]

Isn't it also B&E?

[@Gamerghoul19]

Agreed but still I would had got back at the Karen saying to the Landlord that she's making too much noise with her hammering. Lol

[@lechatbotte.]

On an electrical cover no. Not breaking and entering by definition.

[@ElytraNoble]

Yeah also it's her lawn you don't get to cut it for her against her will and steal from her to do it. Also electricity theft is a felony. so at least she didn't break the law. If you have to break the law twice to do something for someone without asking and they're mad at you when you do it maybe you should think "am I the Karen here?"

[@philopharynx7910]

​@@lechatbotte. There is usually some charge that applies. It really depends on your jurisdiction.

[@Devillin]

Grandpa took lessons from Obi-Wan, "Don't try it. I have the high ground."

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

They always use OH SPECIAL NEEDS as an excuse. STOP IT!

[@wmdkitty]

Having a disability doesn't remove culpability for one's own actions

[@kelleyk28]

Story 2 - my parents have that kind of luck. About 30 years ago, we moved to MD from CA. The next door neighbor was a suspected drug dealer. Years later, he was suspected of killing his wife. They used to argue really loud. We moved to WV 6 years ago and out neighbor WAS a drug dealer. I asked, "can't you guys move somewhere NORMAL?!", to which my mom said "No". Dad picked both houses, so it's his fault we lived next to weirdos. He also always knows what's going on in the neighborhood, mostly before almost everyone else. Their new neighbors, the ones who are now living in the cleaned up drug house, are very nice. I figured things were back to normal, when something happened you only read in the news and don't think can happen in your neighborhood. A couple of weeks ago, the neighbor across from them, had cops and a coroner at the house. Ots q very small cul de sac, so you don't have to go outside to see who's there. No news. A few days after, the neighbors on the other side of their house (we're friends) came to tell my dad what happened. The coroner was for a 3 year old. He somehow found a loaded gun andqnaged to shoot himself.

[@Mrdantheman510]

Last story sounded similar to my time in the apartment I use to live in. We didn't call the police, however she did. However, she did it a step further. She made a sign saying to keep the noise down making sure it was from management and trying to get people to side with her to stop people from the noise, however it backfired on her. Management reprimanded her. If she didn't stop, she would have been evicted. However, we moved and don't know if she got evicted or not.

[@SiegeTF]

PoS kids generally come from PoS patents. Like most of the bullies from The Simpsons.

[@patsquach4080]

The kid that kicked your dog …. With parents like his … it’s a good thing that you just had dogs not a small child …

[@vhaelen326]

last story with the "stop following me" i have the suspicion that the crazy neighbors floor is also creaky so when she walks the floor creaks and she THINKS SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is walking EXACTLY where she is walking

[@vhaelen326]

second story: idk i mean IMO OP is definitly weird and the neighbor does have a point, they didnt ask for their lawn to be mowed, and OP did it anyways and used the neighbors electricity for it, they were well within their right to install a cover for their outdoor outlets and OP had no business tampering with it

[@sergiom3988]

3:45 unfortunately, the best way to deal with neighbours like that is to stoop to their level, or even lower.

[@ThomasWLalor]

Story 1: We have cats. Used cat litter is NOT humorous (but appropriate here) Story 2: That's clever; I will remember! Story 4: Sucks to be downstream / downwind of an outdoor toilet. Story 5: Get some life-sized images that you could place visibly behind the windows. OR signs with readable insults that he can see.

[@Clagary1]

Thank you DarkFluff!

[@charloettelay8971]

Story six: I am in the downstairs apartment and I have a young couple upstairs with two dogs. The only thing I ever hear, is when the dogs are excited that they’re home or they’re excited to go outside. I am very glad my apartment is well insulated.

[@blackbeautysister3]

you KNOW those kids thought "our parents know we're super cool and can be on our own ALL DAY, so I can do what I want!" instead of what it is, their parents didnt really care about their wellbeing at all.

[@gardamm3450]

I wouldn’t promote actual crimes being committed. Lock picking like he did is an actual crime. Vandalism at the very least

[@mountainman5173]

Never start a war that you aren't certain you'll win.

[@oliviajeanne7709]

I was surprised when the cops asked if the kid was special needs. Now I get it I really do but that SHOULD NOT MATTER in the case. Even a SPECIAL NEEDS child can learn to NOT KICK, BITE, OR HURT others! THEY KNOW right from wrong. It’s the parents fault either way for 1: not watching their kids! 2: not taking care of them properly! And 3: not teaching them right from wrong!

[@christinaburney5935]

The last story. I think instead of imposing all these restrictions on residents they should buy some foam board insulation and lay down vapor barrier and place the foam board down all over the apartments, and floring on top of it. Then add some trim. The most complicated part will be the bathroom, but they can reinstall the toilet lifted up an inch on top of the new flooring. Trim and caulk can hide a lot too. This way residents have a more peaceful living environment. I actually think concrete floors, vapor barrier, and foam board she be standard practice in all nee and remodeled apartments. It will save a lot of calls to the landlord and authorities. Plus it will prevent air transfers from apartment to apartment. My downstairs neighbor smokes. And I have to oeep an air purifier going, snd an exhaust fan 24/7 or my apartment smells like a cheap motel room. And yes I am a clean person, but I can't prevent the smell transfers from my neighbors. Whenever I know in advance I will have company I always light a candle beforehand too. When I looked at my apartment they promised they would change the carpets because the person who lived her before me had a dog they let use the floor as it's toilet. And it smelled like fresh paint. I didn't think it would be a problem. But they just shampooed the carpets and it smelled like soap and pee when I moved in. I had to rent a carpet cleaner and I cleaned all the carpets with a vinegar and dalt solution and ran it a few times to make sure I got all the soap residue out of the carpets because ot only feeds the bacteria that causes the smell. Now the only places that smells like pee is in my dinning room where the dog lifted it's leg and peed on the wall and they just painted over it without disinfecting it first. And yes when I take a picture of those walls it shows clear round places on the wall under the paint where the pee is. They didn't even cover the yellow that well.

[@dawnstone4424]

Thank you Fluff! Happy Thanksgiving to all who indulge!

[@ZutugerDigihugo]

The last story made my blood boil TwT if I had a neighbour like that I would have gone crazy

[@cparle87]

Bunch of genuine crazies in this video.

[@SecretSquirrelFun]

Oh, so obviously OP purchased a couple of Master Lock 🔐 “Now with 4 pins” padlocks. 🤣🤣 “Now” with 4 pins? 😳 WTF was going on before ? 🤣🤣🤣

[@vahvahdisco]

Story 1 - that Karen messed with the wrong person and got her comeuppance ! One down, only another 53 million to go !

[@katiemcwrath]

Thank you fluff for giving us something to be thankful this Thanksgiving.

[@randomvids9507]

Story 5 what a bunch of creeps

[@randomvids9507]

Story 2 is why I don't acknowledge my neighbors existence

[@monicajohnson7534]

Story 2 - Absolutely beautiful revenge!

[@trishamorriston3737]

Happy Thanksgiving Fluffy, Steve and Fluffy fans

[@charlesesseltine7054]

The mowing story: If they are identical locks then the key would fit, but they wouldn’t work.

[@gregorythomas333]

Story 1: I would call the police for Trespassing & Vandalism. OP's response was way better but I'm not the go-outside type. Story 5: As someone who doesn't go outside & loves his privacy...I have what are called Blackout curtains up...they have a backing that keeps the sun...and looky-loos...at bay. Story 6: Should have told her "If you bang...we will stomp...until you stop banging."

[@ronniesmith8941]

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

[@jeremycapps2678]

Happy thanksgiving

[@ceriedwards991]

That last story reminded me of the 1 about the entitled chick who thought she owned the whole apt/condo building because she bought a small unit

[@wayneneher6362]

Fluff, I live in an apartment, in Eagle River, Alaska. NO ONE here has been, even remotely, anything LIKE that kind of LOONEY.

[@firefly4f4]

Electric locks/lawnmower: It honestly wouldn't surprise me if said cheap locks were of the combination variety. The cheap ones are extremely easy to open.

[@lilbeanme]

Thank you❤

[@TheDarkLink7]

Late but HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL FLUFF AND STEVEO

[@TheDarkLink7]

That was an absolute perfect respense to karen in the first story.

[@lancerevell5979]

Story two.... I would never even consider mowing a neighbor's (her, never 'they or their' for one person) lawn, without some prior agreement. 😮 Story six.... If I had a downstairs neighbor doing that, I would buy a nice set of Brogans and develop an intense interest in Irish Clog Dancing. 😅

[@ShakaarGaleed]

If referring to someone and you don't know what their gender is (say, because of a gender-neutral name), and you've never met or even seen them, then "they/them" is absolutely acceptable. Correct, even. Now, in the context of the story, speaking about the woman directly, yes, "they/them" *would* be incorrect. However, if she's married or has some other person living with her and you're speaking about their yard, well, obviously it would be correct and appropriate to use as it *would* be "their yard".

[@NinaLove2008]

Turkey day with the bonus of an entitled people video. Doesn’t get any better than that!

[@MarkJohnson-ro1ed]

Story 3: Don't feel sad for the kids. At 12 they are fully aware of their behaviour, and they sound like serial killers in the making.

[@Shlonzs]

You can open a master lock with a… master lock 😂

[@billsoo306]

Story 4: It's over Anakin; I have the high ground.

[@PatrickBarlow-v8e]

Well about that peeping story. I think she could have asked the police to have S.W.A.T. bring nerf & paintball & airsoft & water guns to jump scare the bad duo silly that would make them think twice or more possibly about consequences they ether learn or don't.

[@dinascharnhorst6590]

Happy Thanksgiving, DF and Steve-O! We love you! ❤❤🎉🎉

[@jchrisj200]

The obvious solution for Story #6 is tap shoes...

[@theauthor8263]

story 1: old woman vandalized his place