I'm glad you're back to making videos, i always save up like 10 of them and binge watch them in one day. Thanks for the work man, keep it up.
@shnick19908 жыл бұрын
As long as Steam continues to maintain a lack of quality control, there could be an endless amount of videos dedicated to this subject.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
+shnick1990 Enough to sustain an infinite number of KZbinrs.
@Keyfur917 жыл бұрын
Your artwork in Paint is pretty good. I'd honestly buy some of those drawings if you made them into posters, Dark Lord. Would you ever consider doing that?
@megatron67133 жыл бұрын
I DEFINITELY SECOND THAT!!!!! I did some pretty fucking awesome work in MS paint myself, artwork of Zim from, obviously, invader Zim, but MY GOD JADOW YOUR SHIT BLOWS MINE AWAY!!!!!.........
@beekuczimacklemore81288 жыл бұрын
impressive ms paint art, cheers!
@AmishParadise278 жыл бұрын
Will you ever do a "Dark Side of the App Store"?
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
Unlikely... that mess is a jungle, man.
@AmishParadise278 жыл бұрын
With games like "Elsa's Zombie Baby", I can see why.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
***** I shouldn't ask, but what the hell is Elsa's Zombie Baby?
@AmishParadise278 жыл бұрын
I've never played it, I only heard of it and saw videos on it, but basically Elsa from Frozen has a zombie baby and the game is you birthing it.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
***** A game about giving birth to a zombie... that is dumb
@munchmandrifta6 жыл бұрын
Yes, Yes it is... (in regards to Dredd being a great movie!)
@FierySprites8 жыл бұрын
3:51 is my favorite part of this review. That jaw drop is stunningly amazing.
@FierySprites8 жыл бұрын
Why is the game listed on KZbin Gaming as "Namco Museum?" That doesn't even have anything to do with the video at all!
@StevesSammiches8 жыл бұрын
Are you and Sterling some form of masochist?
@megatron67133 жыл бұрын
"MasochistS" PLURAL as you are addressing two people.......
@PiscesPrincess3278 жыл бұрын
I know an indie game that I think you'll enjoy. It's called HuniePop and it's gotten very positive reviews so far. But it's a VERY mature game and the Steam version is censored but the developers released a patch that you can download to uncensor it.
@starwars900018 жыл бұрын
Ah the open market, for every undertale there's an air control, for every shovel knight there's an earth 2066. And that's the open market for ya.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
+starwars90001 Yes indeed; but for us online critics it's an endless goldmine.
@Mark_nobody36 жыл бұрын
I don’t really draw in a drawing program, I do things practically pencil and paper to get a general idea before tracing
@maniakkid257 жыл бұрын
I always love it when someone makes an adventure (or in this case, a mystery) game using RPG Maker. At least the ones I've found don't cost money! ...Aside from Victim of Xen, but I haven't dumped money on that, so I'm not counting it (plus, I think it's actually, you know, an RPG). BTW, love your stuff. Totally subbed.
@andhieyusuf70087 жыл бұрын
"...but you can't just leave two entries in a series out there, it needs to be a trilogy..." OH THE STEAM BURNS
@megatron67133 жыл бұрын
Digihom AT LEAST COULD MAKE THEIR ENEMIES MOVE IN SLAUGHTERING GROUNDS!!!!! NOW THEY'RE LITERALLY TOWERS WHOSE ONLY MOVEMENT CONSISTS OF SWIVELING!!!!!........
@alicedavis13708 жыл бұрын
If you have to pay actual money for these games, I'm so so so so sorry. But thanks for taking the hit for us. :-)
@lunddecastro5323 жыл бұрын
Random viewer/indie developer: "Hey LordJadow, do you want to review my game?" LordJadow: So you have chosen... DEATH
@katrinalin24966 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. Your Ms paint art looks pretty decent. The red caped robot looks especially nice with the rendering. Have you considered downloading another drawing programme to use? Firealpaca is pretty good, and it's free.
@doctorcragmire72998 жыл бұрын
Here's a Steam game i'd love to see you review: Freedom Planet.
@viscountrainbows2857 Жыл бұрын
"Dive to the Titanic" was ahead of its time
@ultramangeed6244 жыл бұрын
Honestly your ms paint drawinfs are pretty good looking. Especially that Red Dragon Archfiend
@jamesevans18978 жыл бұрын
Was pretty happy to see my request wasn't one he after seeing the first itch.io fellow.... Well this vol.3 was actually not that bad and to be honest a pretty nice 'trilogy' to say the least and do hope to see you review more indie reviews in the future jadow.
@ultramangeed6246 жыл бұрын
That mspaint optimus is really good
@battles_varied_animator7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, your MS Paint pictures are damn good. i use Paint Tool Sai, with an Intuos Wacom tablet. and i can't recreate that
@Mark_nobody37 жыл бұрын
Oh we have the same drawing tablet, how good are you 😃
@battles_varied_animator7 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't exactly say i'm good. XD
@devinobrien92418 жыл бұрын
Also Titanic Mystery does a better job conveying the feel of the actual Titanic then Dive to the Titanic!
@AkieAutumn988 жыл бұрын
Psst--a thermal is a pocket of warm air that helps keep certain types of birds--and by extension, gliders, etc.--airborne. It's...kind of amazing that the developer actually made the effort to include that in the game!
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
+Christina S Yeah; he put a lot of effort into making the game realistic... trouble is that's the only thing he put any effort into.
@AkieAutumn988 жыл бұрын
+Darklordjadow1 Truly a shame... He clearly knows a lot about paragliding, but still needs to learn a lot when it comes to making a game. However, with more experience, he could probably make a really good simulator!
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
Christina S He could indeed make a really good simulator. Step 1: FINISH THE GAME!
@LinkieLinkGameing7 жыл бұрын
god dang you're amazing in MS Paint!
@nicolasingh69488 жыл бұрын
I love these specials
@shcdemolisher7 жыл бұрын
Where's that NO! scene from? I've been trying to find it.
@Darklordjadow17 жыл бұрын
If it's the "NO" scene I'm thinking of, it's from Freakazoid.
@shcdemolisher7 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, it's at the end of the part of galactic hitman. And thanks to the name, i found it!
@SpeedySPCFan8 жыл бұрын
I actually have a copy of Echelon, complete in the box. I tried to get it to work for like, ten minutes and gave up. I should probably go and try and get it to work and see how it is, maybe even review it. PS: If you want an actually good submarine game, you should try the demo for AquaNox if you want something with arcadey action, or Jane's 688i if you want something so realistic you could probably pilot a real submarine by the time you finish it.
@DrBachur8 жыл бұрын
Dredd actually is a pretty good film. Definitely recommend it. Stay away from the Stallone one, though. Don't know who's idea it was to have Judge Dredd, a character who never shows his face, wear the helmet for a fifth of the film or so.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
+El Critico Molesto Too late; already seen the Stallone one. I've heard that Stallone actually really wanted to do the movie correctly and leave the helmet on the whole movie, but the people in charge basically said "We're paying for a huge star- we're going to show his face!" That's the least of the movie's problem though.
@DrBachur8 жыл бұрын
***** It's like doing Thor without his helme-- oh shit. The film iself has very few redeeming qualities. I think I know the problem you're talking about, though... Rob Schneider.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
El Critico Molesto Yup; Rob Schneider is a very significant problem. I'd argue a bigger problem is that the movie pretty much abandons the really cool setting that we're shown at the beginning of the movie.
@DrBachur8 жыл бұрын
***** I'd say that too, but we've seen that type of setting quite a few times (Blade Runner, Demolition Man, Super Mario Bros., The Fifth Element), so while it sucks, it's not the biggest loss. Now, Rob Schneider on the other hand...
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
El Critico Molesto Yes, very valid point
@fpsguru70518 жыл бұрын
pls review 'tales of destruction'. its a pre-made asset city with 9 levels and 2 guns. and 1 of the guns doesn't shoot.
@BurningAzure5 жыл бұрын
Thankfully Digital Homicide is dead as a doornail.
@williamstewart90318 жыл бұрын
Do you think you could review Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects?
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
+Will Stewart It's not high on my priority list; I'm not good at most fighting games.
@MarkyMatey8 жыл бұрын
Question will you ever talk about the FNAF series ?
@zerozeroone44248 жыл бұрын
i dont think hes played those gamee
@alimowla32048 жыл бұрын
1 the nintendo nx 2 want a console recommendation 3 great video
@zoqux8 жыл бұрын
I Love your videos so much dude, keep it up!
@Fabrysiheder8 жыл бұрын
Darklord is back, yaaaaaaay ^-^
@dustinj9188 жыл бұрын
Got two questions for you:1: Did any of these Steam games in any of these Indie reviews do ANYTHING right? And 2: This is going to sound off topic, but since you like Kamen Rider, what's your opinion on Power Rangers? And following that, do you think you'd check out the PS2 game Power Rangers: Super Legends? (I know, not related to Steam, but it was on my mind.)
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
+Dustin Jackson (DJNetwork) Spermination from the first special was a technically competent shooter- it just had God-Awful objectives that wasted the solid mechanics. Dive to the Titanic had good controls that seemed to simulate an actual submarine pretty well, but those good controls were wasted on everything else being garbage. Every now and then a game will do one thing right that just gets buried under all the rest of the crap in the game. The only Kamen Rider series I've seen or been interested in is Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, just for clarification- I haven't checked out the other series and currently don't have the inclination to- I've got so much other stuff going on that I watch. I don't remember much about Power Rangers (haven't watched it since the first series when I was a kid) and I remember it being really corny. I prefer Dragon Knight's solid compelling choreographed martial arts fights and character-driven and serious story over what I remember of Power Rangers: effects-driven robot battles and a fluff story. That may not be fair since I haven't seen the series in a long time, but it's my opinion.
@dustinj9188 жыл бұрын
+Darklordjadow1 Well, at least some games do ONE thing right, just a shame everything else is a mountain of shite.Sometimes, Rangers can have very good story (I've heard Dino Charge is pretty good) but it can be incredibly cheesy (and I've heard Megaforce is AWFUL). Also, how do you get those paragraph breaks in? I've been hitting enter to break up paragraphs, and it doesn't work.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
Dustin Jackson Yup; it's just that much more sad when one good thing gets wasted. Glad to hear Power Rangers did evolve in some series. I don't know what to tell you about paragraph breaks; I just press Enter twice and it adds the paragraph break like you were typing in Microsoft Word. What are you doing to type these messages?
@dustinj9188 жыл бұрын
I was hitting enter once. Force of habit. I use Word and a program called WordPad a lot, so it's like a reflex.
@DmitriLeon20004 жыл бұрын
@5:54 "Okay. First, what the hell is MLG? And don't answer, because nobody cares." Here's a correction: "And don't answer, because nobody, except for professional, long-running eSports players, cares."
@stalectos8 жыл бұрын
if i saw correctly steam now requires you to pay a fee to get on greenlight.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it's only 100 dollars. It's been in place for a long time- it hasn't dissuaded people. Jim Sterling has a series "Best of Steam Greenlight Trailers" if you need further proof that it's not a deterrent
@TheNamesJunkie8 жыл бұрын
I actually dubbed Steams library as an absolute shitfest. Because by this point, it really is just a shitfest of bad games made by bad developers.
@badatgames65034 жыл бұрын
Those are really good
@badatgames65034 жыл бұрын
Drawings
@michaelbreen78655 жыл бұрын
MLG stands for Major League Gaming, but you already knew that. >:D
@triplestar1007 жыл бұрын
here's an idea= instead of "The DarkSide Of Steam", how about "The Steam-ing Piles"?
@Darklordjadow17 жыл бұрын
Too late I'm afraid. I'm now seven episodes into the Dark Side of Steam. The real question is what do I name a series where I look at good Steam games...
@triplestar1007 жыл бұрын
1] thanx for replying; greatly appreciated! 2] how's about "Diamonds In The Rough" or "Needles in the Steam-Stack"?
@Darklordjadow17 жыл бұрын
You are most welcome. Thanks for the suggestions; I think I know how to proceed with the series now.
@LaineMann6 жыл бұрын
You named it Steam Gems as I remember.
@wannabehistorian3714 жыл бұрын
“Steam is where the big boys play” I thought the entire point of this video was to show the contrary lol.
@shcdemolisher4 жыл бұрын
It used to be the high standards for PC gaming, before they opened the flood gates and turned into itch.io or newgrounds only way worse.
@gen7ultrayoutube2496 жыл бұрын
Hi, I just want to say that Crappy Games Wiki closed down on Fandom, but don't worry, it's on miraheze, just type Crappy Games Wiki Miraheze
@Darklordjadow16 жыл бұрын
Cool! Thanks! Now I just need to find my page on it...
@pip55285 жыл бұрын
MLG=Major league gamer. You're welcome.
@bokiller338 жыл бұрын
Do you have a deviantart account?
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
Yes, same name without the 1 on it. Not so active on it anymore
@bokiller338 жыл бұрын
oh
@Kilo-fr4sh8 жыл бұрын
pls review RAMBO: THE VIDEO GAME for PC cuz there's only Xbox 360 and PS3 p.s be ready to get pissed off sorry :(. LOVIN UR VIDS KEEP IT UP ! :D
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
I am not covering Rambo on PC until the price goes down. Now, if somebody wanted to gift it to my Steam profile...
@Kilo-fr4sh8 жыл бұрын
ohh ok ..... then FireWatch ! (don't worry it's not a bad game and you could use reviewing a good game :) )
@Nintendofan5708 жыл бұрын
use Windows 10 game dvr to record, works great for me
@BurningAzure2 жыл бұрын
4:41, Hopefully you haven't done TikTok or else that would be topped several times over.
@Hailstorm2738 жыл бұрын
So, what's the worst game you've covered in this trilogy? And did you find anything that was worse than Air Control?
@sim8708 жыл бұрын
8/10
@Ironman1o16 жыл бұрын
"Not good enough to get on steam" Its sad how that statement is now just flat out wrong. There is nothing that isn't good enough to get on Steam now-a-days.
@dragonstormx8 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the rusted steam driven piles of junk won't throw BS copyright claims for you reviewing their rusted steam driven piles of junk.
@BrokenSet8 жыл бұрын
Bullshit, Jadow. That's not MS Paint. That is too good for MS Paint.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
My hand to God; every drawing I showed and claimed during Labyrinth Simulator I drew 100% in MS Paint. So thank you!
@AlphaZeroX964 жыл бұрын
So you basically said Newgrounds doesn't have good games.
@gustavusadolphus43448 жыл бұрын
Why?! Why do you have metroid prime music in your review? Now I want to play metroid prime! Shit.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
Technically it's from Metroid Prime 2. I just love the theme from the Torvus Bog Subterranean for anything to do with water.
@gustavusadolphus43448 жыл бұрын
Well it was a great pick, and a great theme. I just am in a huge metroid mood now.
@PS4sos218 жыл бұрын
Still, at least all of these are better than No Man's Sky..
@TheDarkUmbreon86232 жыл бұрын
I don't make games cause I don't know how to....I bet my crap games would be something like this shit.
@robinghoshal67718 жыл бұрын
Have you ever thought of reviewing a good game, I just think I would go crazy having to play these crappy games
@jaydenmobley7288 жыл бұрын
review bully
@taiya0018 жыл бұрын
Yeah another set of "awesome" games......why do these games even exist! Geeze the hang gliding one should be a detailed screensaver not a game.
@Darklordjadow18 жыл бұрын
+Taiya001 They exist because anybody can make games with no oversight. Steam doesn't pull games unless they're offensive (don't look too deep into Yohjo Simulator- it will make you really mad) or copyrighted material. Otherwise: anything goes. Hope you don't mind- I changed out my wallpaper to my drawing of the Steamlord (pun not intended) for the video. I figured those photos were between us.