Top Ten Worst Games I've Reviewed - Volume 2

[@hanamarukunikida4649]

No Man's Sky and Space Camp is about as fun as collecting earth rocks IRL. Scratch that, real life rock-collecting is a lot more fun than these games.

[@kumonga2103]

Hanamaru Kunikida you do realize it’s been updated?

[@tylergough6483]

to ture

[@matthewbraith0411]

@@kumonga2103 I guess that makes the lies null and void right?

[@supershituttp7425]

Scratch that too! CUZ THE SHIT IN SHITER IS MORE FUN DAAN THIS!

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

@@matthewbraith0411 What developers don’t lie in some form or another at least they’ve more than made up for their mistakes you can’t say the same for some companies *Cough Cough* EA

[@DariusFrench6273]

Superman 64 is worse than Number 1 here? Well, I’m sure that’s a fact but let’s see anyways. Number 10: Understandable Number 9: Agreed Number 8: WELL AGREED Number 7: Oh man, I’m glad I didn’t play that. Number 6: Hmm. Interesting choice, but understandable again Number 5: Rightfully so. Number 4: I’ll have to go back and see that one. Number 3: Yeah, absolutely Number 2: THE SPIDER-CAR RETURNS! Now let’s see the finale. Number 1: Oh Christ......yeah, THAT against Superman 64? Debatable which is worse.

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

Yeah. Maybe Jadow should do a comparison video analyzing which game has the worst gameplay, story, presentation and sound. (Not graphics though because that would be unfair. As bad as the graphics in Ride to Hell are, they’re considerably better than Superman 64 and that would be too easy of a win for Superman 64) The worse game would be deemed the winner of sh*t and rewarded by being thrown in a fireplace. (If Ride to Hell wins you can just leave that part out. You don’t want to burn you computer.)

[@DariusFrench6273]

L33ROY J3NKINS Right. I was gonna ask about E.T but I’m not even sure if he has an Atari 2600 and I don’t think he’d want to put himself through that

[@Darklordjadow1]

Glad you approve of my choices. There is an honest debate to be had between Superman V Ride to Hell as the worst game I've played. Superman took the top spot because it is far more glitchy and unplayable. Literally: people can't get past most of the levels. Ride to Hell's gameplay is no picnic, but it is relatively easy to beat. Ride to Hell's advantage in the shittiest contest is the storyline being garbage and offensive; as well as the production values being more unforgivable. Superman 64's graphics, sounds, and music weren't bad for their time, but Ride to Hell's graphics, sound design, and voice acting are abysmal for their time.

[@Darklordjadow1]

@@DariusFrench6273 I'd have no problem playing ET for a review, but I have no Atari 2600; never played one.

[@DariusFrench6273]

Darklordjadow1 Ever?

[@zackblade3856]

Dude DaRude, props for actually being able to be calm and rational about a reviewers opinion, its hard to come by

[@farcry223]

What a great video as always Jadow but my god you are a soldier for getting through these piles of garbage

[@josephkarlis9862]

10: Why? Why hack his twitter? 9. Loved that review. Bad game. Super Monkey Ball's race on madness. (And while no Mario Kart, it can still be chaotic.) 8. Bad movie, worst game. 7. Tissues aren't hard to pull out! 6. The difficulty spikes make things fun. Said no one ever. 5. Oh hello again. 4. Looks boring. 3. Ahh yes. No hope spots. One joke. A group that went through madness and the game is just broken. 2. Spider car returns1 Mentions: Quiet Man: Great review. Horrible game. Order: No commutation between our heroes. Big Rigs: So bad it's good. Grudge: Cute cat scares and boring levels. Battlefront 2: I believe that the loot box ban has gotten better. Josh talks about it better than I can. Rise of Lyric: Not much to say. 1. Yep.

[@shcdemolisher]

I do agree about Battlefront 2 as the game has improved MUCH more and it actually is fun. Hell even being with a good group of people you do feel like actual fans are backing you up in a battle charge of nostalgia and good times.

[@WillieManga]

10: I am sure it's better now, but I am not very interested unless they put it any of the Elder Gods into this galaxy. It's unlikely, but put Cthulhu in there. That'd be sick. 9: So not only do they make this into Toothless 64, but they make a freaking night fury slow? Dreamworks, why would you approve of this game??? 8: This looks more like Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness. Complete with bad controls! Not even 9 lives will cut it in this game. Could potentially be a bit better than Bubsy 3D tho. 7: SWEET JEBUS, WHAT THE FRIDGE IS THAT?! OK, 12:23 TO SKIP THIS ONE, THOSE CHARACTER MODELS ARE TOO HORRIFYING!!! 6: Ok, phew... where was I? Ah, yes... why wasn't this at least on the wii or even on the Oculus Rift? Motion point and shoot controls would have been fine here. Fun fact: You know the thing you said about licensed games rarely being unable to get the actors from the movies? Well, turns out Tobey Maguire, who was Spider Man in the original trilogy, was in all 3 video games, and even Willem Dafoe was in the first game. Awesome! 5: The game is still being sold at used game stores. That should not happen! Especially not after your review and that of Projared. 4: I've never heard of this game. But what the heck is this? 3: How the hell does this end up being the worst Gmod thing ever?? How does Gmod end up better than this, even?! Speaking of, do you play Trouble in Terrorist Town? That thing's a lot of fun. 2: Did you ever hear of a game called Taxi Racer? I have seen it and wonder if it might be worse than this. TQM: Just a few things could have made this a bit better. 1886: You are a disgrace to werewolves, game! BR: You are winner! Congraturaisins! Juon: I tried to play it and like it. But it just wouldn't run. BF2: Blizzard's really screwing up nowadays too. LoBT: What the hell??? This looks like a mobile game. I would know. RoL: Let's hope that the new Sonic movie will be decent. The new trailer was pretty sweet. 1: Oh my god, very few games could be more fitting of the number 1 worst game ever, aside from the aforementioned Bubsy 3D. It is definitely the worst game of 2013 at the very least. That said, it can get pretty damn silly in its badness, I will admit. But only in the glitches.

[@shnick1990]

Watching this list was a huge nostalgia trip. I can't believe it's already been almost 4 years since you last made one of these lists.

[@killerown100]

You deserve so much more subs!!!

[@Miyakolover]

If only he brings down the politics a little.

[@NebLleb]

DLJ, there's good reason _why_ Carmageddon 64 sucks so bad: It's actually an inferior port of a British PC game called Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now. I've personally played the first game (Carmageddon), and I really love it! Basically, you have three ways of completing races in Carmageddon 1 & 2: going through the race, killing pedestrians (The game was inspired by Death Race 2000), and eliminating opponents. It was made to be a racing game aimed at alleviating stress, pretty much, and it passes these requirements with flying colours. Plus, the soundtrack by Fear Factory is total badassery. What Titus did was take the sequel, Carpocalypse Now, and utterly destroy it in their misguided attempts to port the game. And judging by your segment on it, I'm glad I'm sticking with the PC versions. Definitely give Carmageddon 1 & 2 a try, if you're curious.

[@dim_reapa8977]

There's another pretty bad Carmageddon port for the PS1 of all things. That was awful enough. Not sure if that was the same company. But yeah the PC games are much more fun, if just for faffing about. Still can be a time consuming racer though.

[@Rogu75]

Myup. I wasted countless hours on Carmageddon 1 and 2. (and sadly even around 3 hours of my life on the pretty awful TDR 2000) Both games are just super fun to play. Too bad Jadow got to play... the awful N64 port of Carmageddon 2. Ok, and maybe Carmageddon Reincarnation is pretty fun also. Still better than TDR 2000.

[@frenzyf0k148]

Great video as always! Big fan of your reviews here. Keep them up, bro.

[@triplestar100]

another voraciously cool vid, Lord Jadow! that said... allow me to quote you on the very last line you said here; as well as provide an idea of what said list could be= "The Dark Side Of Steam Special: The Steam-ing Piles", a collection of the absolute worse games that you've the utmost displeasure of soiling your eyes, ears & fingers with that were crapped upon Valve's store! I can already see the whole Digital Homicide making it somewhere on the bottom three!

[@MissJackietheLakester]

When you mentioned the Steam indie games, were you ordering them from worst to least bad, or the other way around?

[@Noxedwin]

_No Man's Sky_ is the Fyre Festival of video games. Change my mind. By the way, I have 251 hours in it and 23/27 achievements. I am qualified to say it sucks.

[@randomcenturion7264]

I think that title now belongs to Fallout 76.

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

14:19 The fact that they were too cheap to hire a few voice actors only proves that this game was doomed from the beginning. 🤦‍♂️

[@JoeCool7835]

I'm surprised the entire Digital Homicide catalog didn't at least get a dishonorable mention, especially since "Life of Black Tiger" at least got that.

[@matiastripaldi406]

Thanks for pointing out the sexism in Catwoman. I've only seen a handful of people on YT that don't treat women like crap. Thank you for that, and great video!. Subbed Edit: Same thing said for number 1

[@brandonnetwork]

I’m sorry, but Ride to Hell is worse that Superman 64. A Superman 64-level of awful game in 2013 is completely unacceptable, and unlike Superman 64, RTH is offensive and insulting to literally everybody and anybody on Earth.

[@mattboy5296]

Another great video as always. Just curious, but will you ever make a top 10 best games you've ever played? Given your previous videos I assume things like the Arkham games and Star Wars: Tie Fighter would be in there, but I'm interested in some other games you find to be fantastic.

[@dim_reapa8977]

I'll second this. I'd like to see a video of DLJ's favourites.

[@radagastaddams3703]

😺Happy new year buddy😺 glad u been having fun with StarLink - would love to see u do a review. StarLink is almost what StarFox wiiu should have been & Nintendo obviously thought that too because they allowed Fox McCloud to make an appearance. even the toys are good quality & they don't force u into buying them to progress. they even had the StarLink digital content on sale over xmas which was great for anyone who got the starter pack for an xmas gift 😊

[@3Guys1Video]

Awesome list, Darklord. Cant wait to see what good games you have in store to review

[@Darklordjadow1]

Thanks! I still have a lot of it to play through, but I'm going to start with Starlink: Battle for Atlas.

[@3Guys1Video]

Niice

[@Rogu75]

*gasp* I'm in the video? I feel humbled. Still happy you didn't try Ghostbusters 2016. Would've definitely been at least Top 5 on this list. You should also do a list of Best Games Reviewed later btw. I may have some suggestions (as if my past comments didn't suggest some games already) but this time I'm itching to see your opinion on a game I love quite a bit. A Hack 'n Slash game in the Metal Gear universe with (in my opinion) some of the best boss fights in gaming. NANOMACHINES SON.

[@GreenTomas2372]

He should review Ghostbusters 2016

[@bighungry98]

The _Ride To Hell: Retribution_ episode is actually my favorite. Also hey Jadow, would you say _RTH:R_ is worse than _Air Control?_ Also, if you had to pick one of these games to play forever, which would it be?

[@Darklordjadow1]

It's a toss-up. Air Control objectively is the worse game because it's so barely functional, but I think I'd rather play it because the gameplay is less tedious and frustrating and it's short. If I had to pick one of these games to play forever I think I'd pick No Man's Sky; if only because it doesn't actively piss me off while playing- it's just a long and pointless dull slog. It's only after you've wasted several hours in it that you realize what a waste of time it is.

[@LaineMann]

What game is that music in the number 10 slot from? It was in The Quiet Man and I don’t know where it’s from.

[@BrokenSet]

I just realized. Looking at the physics, I think Titus used the Rush San Francisco engine for Carmageddon 64. Which is a really dumb idea.

[@kurgo_]

Oh boy is this going to be good. Yes. Yes it is. I'll stretch back and enjoy the vid, thanks man

[@josephkarlis9862]

I'd say that Ride is worst than 64. Mainly because the main character is stupid (Just DRIVE through the fence.) Unlikeable (Decides to kill many innocents in his vengeance path.) and gets it on with the first woman he sees. And those scenes make me dirty. And at least 64 has Superman acting like a HERO!

[@brandonnetwork]

I legit can not believe it’s been 2 years already. I remember when I first saw this video.

[@OuroborosChoked]

I was in a Gamestop a few months back and the shift manager was ditching the unsold overstock - the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the barrel stuff. Rather than just throwing it away, he just handed me and a couple of other guys stacks of games. They were what you'd expect: Madden, NHL, FIFA, NCAA games... all from years ago... but he also included Pure Futbol, Killzone 3, Stormrise, Infamous 2, Homefront, and... Space Camp. Having seen your video on it, I knew I had to keep Space Camp for myself. I haven't played it yet, though. It's just sitting in a pile with the rest of the games... looming like a specter of death...

[@Darklordjadow1]

That is awesome! But yeah; I picked it up at a Gamestop with my Ex and it was going for 99 cents. I still think that I was over-charged.

[@jamesevans1897]

well damn, I wasn't expecting this list Ehh, I actually like the entries you picked although I am now curious what the top 10 best games you've reviewed are, with the inclusion of Indie Games

[@Pyraticalpunk]

oh great Dark Lord Jadow the First, please review Dishonored! It's my favorite game of all time and I want to see another person's view on it (don't worry I won't attack you for not liking it 😂) Happy New Year!

[@nitromagilou597]

32:16 How do you charge negative money? 😂

[@Darklordjadow1]

I don't know; and apparently Steam doesn't know either because applying a 160% discount allegedly broke the store and got the game pulled.

[@Noxedwin]

The game is so bad they wanted to *pay you* for playing it.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Honestly i would take that

[@LaineMann]

@@Darklordjadow1 Also what Microphone are you using? I'm gonna start doing Streams and my current mike kinda sucks.

[@Darklordjadow1]

@@LaineMann I had a PS4 Chat headset that I used for a long time, but it crapped out and I couldn't find another one. Now I use a Blue Yeti; great sound, but I still need to fix problems with echo and soundproofing- especially since my house has hardwood floors that don't absorb shit.

[@FierySprites]

Man, the list of shit just keeps on getting bigger and bigger. Soon, we'll have enough to produce our own miniature E.T. landfill.

[@WillieManga]

I think we'll have to turn them into the next Shaq Fu and destroy them completely

[@emototheextremo5571]

Man, I suddenly remembered the first how to train your dragon game for wii, that one was actually a lot of fun

[@DarkMetalMusic]

Even before you brought the No Man's Sky video up I was curious if you had seen the rabid backlash against the video. It was like Wetrix all over again, except with comments that made even less sense somehow. I saw so many "I couldn't even finish the video" comments that went on to list complaints you would cover, or others that just plain didn't make sense. Granted some comments arguing against you did make sense, but were phrased in such a vitriolic way that you'd likely dismiss them as just whining from a fan-base that was so upset over a 5/10 that they DDoS'd Jim Sterling.

[@DorianCairne]

I swear there was one guy in that video's comment section who left a comment basically saying "some people enjoy the game so it should never be criticised". And another that outright said they skipped through the video looking for bits they agreed with and then downvoted it when they couldn't find any. When did people's lives become so empty that they started rooting their hearts and souls in defending mediocre video games?

[@DarkMetalMusic]

I have no idea, but it truly is sad that people sink so much of their identity into trying to be right about their game that they end up turning back around into delusion to make sure the narrative fits their reality.

[@elin111]

The same happens with Batman v Superman. 2 years later and there are still people desperately trying to convince themselves that it's a glorious masterpiece that "people only hated because it's too smart for those Marvel kiddies that want explosions every scene". And Fallout 76 is the same as well

[@feedthemeat543f]

@@elin111 Batman v superman took an awesome concept and turned it into a egregious clusterfuck. Fuck that movie. I played fallout 76 for about 30 minutes before I shut it off and went straight back to fallout 4. Fallout 4 is heavily flawed but still far more worthy of my time.

[@franzpattison]

I had fun getting all the zombies in Carmageddon 64, it's very possible. And it's easy to take down the other racers you just ram them or hit them with power-ups

[@MP-nq9ht]

First I get my copy of Sonic Adventure 2 in the mail, and now a new video from jadow? Sweet!

[@ProfessorChaos56]

How did Star Wars Flight of the Falcon and Escape from Bug Island both escape the even the dishonorable mentions? Also the definitive list seems to be: 1. Air Control 2. Superman 64 3. Ride to Hell 4. Carmageddon 64 5. Hunt Down the Freeman 6. Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis 7. Batman: Dark Tomorrow 8. Space Camp 9. Drake of the 99 Dragons 10. Rambo: The Video Game Hard to disagree with that list.

[@Darklordjadow1]

Flight of the Falcon I'll admit that I forgot about (I guess I cut more slack to old handheld games running on limited hardware) and Escape from Bug Island just didn't piss me off as much as the unplayable trash that fills up most of the list.

[@ProfessorChaos56]

@@Darklordjadow1 Fair enough I suppose, I'm just amazed that they didn't even get dishonorable mentions. I'm was surprised that How to Train Your Dragon 2 and Minute To Win made it, not because of quality, I just didn't think they would. I agree with the exception being made for Hunt Down the Freeman, no surprise it's the worst thing you play this year. I doubt it be your thing, but if you want an example of not all Steam early access games being a dumpster fire, Ultimate Fishing Simulator is a game I really like.

[@KnightedSilverWolf]

Spoiler

[@LaineMann]

Trust me Escape From Bug Island CAN’T be as bad as Obscure: The Aftermath. I can send you my copy if you want it.

[@teagardner5310]

I can already tell this is gonna be a fun list.

[@HeroTubeHD]

Someone can put Space Camp to the Crappy Games Wiki.

[@Hailstorm273]

Maybe you can do a top 10 Worst Steam Indie Games list. Air Control probably wouldn't even be #1 on that.

[@nostalgiabender2375]

God I called number one so quickly after the dishonorable mentions

[@MyLandmasterAlt2]

Good video, but I have a complaint. I'm kind of disappointed that games you didn't put on the list, or at least made a dishonorable mention. I was expecting Blues Brothers 2000, Ninjabread Man, Top Gun: Combat Zones, and Escape From Bug Island to be here. Hell, I'm even surprised Knack didn't receive a dishonorable mention.

[@DarkMetalMusic]

In fairness Knack is just terribly designed, not fundamentally broken

[@Darklordjadow1]

I was wary of making the video too long by bringing up a shit-load of dishonorable mentions and I tried to keep it to the bare essentials, plus I'd already decided to eat up time throwing a bone to people hoping for Quiet Man.

[@GoldenJupiterStudios]

Hey Jadow Have you played Spyro Enter the Dragonfly for Gamecube & PS2?.

[@Noxedwin]

In my opinion, _Enter the Dragonfly_ was decent. The *coding* is absolutely abysmal, but I'd go so far as to say it was the last good _Spyro_ game before the reboot and before _Skylanders._ So, _the last good_ Spyro _game._ Every bit of criticism I hear against it is justified, and for me, the game is still enjoyable.

[@dragonstormx]

How might EA's Battlefront II have contributed to the current crash developers have gone through? I have heard how stocks have been going down across the board but I don't see how one game can cause that, especially since EA' stocks, sadly, bounced back from the drop they took thanks to the game. Also it was painful to hear about what has been happening with Blizzard. Activision has been meddling with a successful developer that has made them money thanks to how independent Blizzard has been. All because Activision itself hasn't been doing so well and they decide in the name of short term profits to gut Blizzard. It feels like Blizzard will end up like Bioware has under EA.

[@elin111]

Battlefront 2 is what began the snowball effect that we saw throughout 2018.

[@Darklordjadow1]

If my understanding of capitalism is correct the major publishers experienced crashes because they couldn't make more money than they did in 2017 (when everything was packed with loot boxes) which caused investors to crap their pants and pull out. My logic was EA Battlefront 2 put such a massive negative stigma on loot boxes (and made them such a PR nightmare) that the major revenue stream that would have prolonged a crash has been cut off.

[@dragonstormx]

@@Darklordjadow1 Maybe. I would need to do so more research in it myself, beyond just watching Yongyea. But I can understand the reasoning, investors are often focused on short term profit, not unlike EA, and I can definitely see the stigma against lootboxes causing them to panic. Just goes to show what happens with somebody focuses too much on short term profit, they put all their eggs in one basket.

[@elin111]

@@dragonstormx Big publishers are now scared of putting loot boxes in games due to all the anti-loot box laws that keep getting passed in several countries that began after Battlefront 2.

[@JcgLounge]

You should review the Alien Vs Predator game for Xbox and PS3. I heard good things about that game.

[@Santouryu3]

Still waitin for these games to shine: Martian Gothic Unification Countdown Vampires Chaos Break Alone in the Dark sequels Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring

[@brandonnetwork]

I'm sorry, but I disagree. Ride to Hell: Retribution is worse than Superman 64. At least someone could argue that Superman 64 was rushed through production, it was a product of it's time, etc. (the valid-ness of those claims may vary from point of views). But what's Ride to Hell's excuse? It was in development for 5 years or so, it was released on PS3, Xbox 360, and PC, and in 2013! We should not have a game THIS BAD in the modern era. And that's not just a Ride to Hell thing, this is an *every modern game that sucks balls* thing. In these times, there is 0, none, absolutely no reason why we should be getting Superman 64 quality games. So because of that, I'd say Ride to Hell is worse than Superman 64.

[@brandonnetwork]

You said Superman 64 is worse than number 1, but is Air Control still the worst game you’ve ever reviewed?

[@frenzyf0k148]

Superman is so bad, that is actually good because it is art... Nintendo 64 hall of famer

[@DorianCairne]

I think he's now discounting Air Control because it's a Steam indie title.

[@Darklordjadow1]

You know, I wasn't familiar with the nature of asset flips when I covered Air Control and I've played Steam games that tried less, but the sheer bugginess and WTF-ness of Air Control; yes, I would probably say Air Control is the worst game I've reviewed. I'd boot it off a list like this for being a Steam Indie Game instead of something quasi-professional.

[@JudgeBane]

Yeah, number 1 I saw coming.

[@noir3231]

Might be a little late, but battlefront 2 really has come back a long way from the dead.

[@WillieManga]

Gotta be honest, I think I hate Carmageddon 64 more than Superman 64. Probably because while Superman 64 was rushed and apparently was set to be decent if given more time, Carmageddon was already good and Titus just took the IP and made it bad.

[@MrBrandonStar]

You should buy true crime New York City and review it

[@grimm_destroyer5566]

And Streets of LA lol

[@ShaunTheCHB]

Nice job on calling out those NMS muppets, they should be embarrassed by their pathetic behavior. Everything Jim Sterling said about them was proven true. I saw it with my own eyes. Bravo to DaRude for being a sensible grown up adult who made a very sensible and respectful comment. NMS fans should follow his example. Catwoman is god awful. That game will make you want to drown kittens. I tip my hat to Halle Berry for being a pro and selling her game with pure professionalism. But Catwoman can't be redeemed. Terrible game. Carmageddon 64.........You're welcome. XD. I still can't believe I paid full price for that heap of shit when it came out. Look at me, I got Carmageddon for N64, I'm a badass.........no, I'm a dumbass more like.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

Halle Berry's Razzie acceptance speech was also a thing of beauty!

[@FusionGamerElite]

No Mans Sky can now be removed from the worst list, it's only missing end-game content now

[@Pimpeaux]

Haha, I found Carmageddon 64 discounted for $5 a while after you reviewed it. Although the game is no doubt horrible, I can't help but kind of be fascinated by it, to the point where I actually beat it after learning of a few key exploits. Anyway, it's been like thee years since I last memed around with the game, so imagine my surprise when I looked it up again today, only to find out that it's now regularly going for over $50 online. If you still have that cartridge, it may have actually payed for itself by now.

[@SCWRMComms]

Surprised Knack did not make it even as a dishonorable mention. -Teo

[@p28218]

Can you review a game called ravens cry it's a pirate game with glitches up the wazoo

[@ingamingpc1634]

Lol

[@Darklordjadow1]

I actually own Raven's Cry on Steam; it's on the to-do list. Right alongside: Godzilla PS4 Devil's Third Mortal Kombat Mythologies Daikatana (PC) Enter the Matrix I think I got Alone in the Dark: Illumination And many, many others.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

@@Darklordjadow1 Oooh Godzilla. A game that looks and plays bad even compared ro some crap PS2 games. And just for kicks: GODZILLA IS DESTROYING THE GENERATOR!! THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER!!! And I hope you like the variety of missions.... *destroy the generators*

[@ballin302008]

I remember asking about this . Hype!

[@EphromJosine]

I remember back when Blues Brother 2000 was bottom 10 material

[@Takimeko]

Those people attempting to hate on your No Man's Sky video though... I hate to be possibly put in the same boat as them if I so much as say "I liked No Man's Sky" to someone.

[@Darklordjadow1]

I don't know about the rest if the internet, hut around these parts we don't really mind if you like No Man's Sky, we mind if you're a massive dick to those who don't.

[@Logan_Zimmerman]

Hey Jadow I bet You didn't know that Star Wars The Clone Wars is coming back to Disneys Streaming service

[@tylern6420]

Could you make a part 3?

[@Darklordjadow1]

Yes, but I need more games for it first.

[@leemcdonald1342]

Digital Homicide dodged a bullet. And I feel sad.

[@mikeyunovapix7181]

Well DH is pretty much dead at the moment.

[@BurningAzure]

So is Fidget Spinner Simulator's developer.

[@TheReaperofHades]

Also, no Knack? Haha

[@DmitriLeon2000]

@0:30 TL;DR: 1. No previously-featured games 2. No Steam indie games

[@supershituttp7425]

ITS THE LAW!

[@retrofan3332]

Please do a review of the medal of honor and brother in arms games

[@JoeCool7835]

Watched both countdowns back-to-back and have to ask... Where's Metroid: Other M?

[@Darklordjadow1]

I didn't feel that it was technically inept enough to beat out the othet entries on the list.

[@joedaylight]

Picking up rocks is going to jadows worst nightmare!

[@imp360]

I'm most surprise that life of black tiger only made dishonorable mention. thought for sure it be on the list.

[@Darklordjadow1]

It came close- trust me.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

I guess mainly because there is something oddly..... gravitating about its awfulness. Like, how does a game look this bad on a console that showed us such great graphical powerhouses like MK-X, Arkham Knight, so many others?

[@JuanGomez-ke5py]

I hope you do a review of Lego games

[@A88mph]

22:48 link to said series?

[@Darklordjadow1]

Ah, right. Sorry. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYewYWetm7ZplaM

[@michaelbreen7865]

At least you didn't talk about Air Control again.

[@superandroidbroly1322]

Hey dude happy New year

[@Trizziewix]

Yes the kermit sounding bae is back.

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

No Man’s Sky is awesome now I love that game but I guess I just enjoy exploring an alien galaxy we don’t get enough games like that at least on consoles since us console players are peasants perhaps if we had more space exploration games I’d like it less

[@MagnusPeccatori]

No Man's Sky is a lot better now. The devs have fixed a lot of the launch-day issues and now has a lot more features including base-building and multiplayer. When you add those things into it, it's actually a lot more fun

[@newbienoah9461]

Still doesn't change the fact he was burned by it because he dared to say otherwise.

[@DBZking119]

have to say i really expected metroid other M to be on this list why wasn't it if I may ask?

[@Darklordjadow1]

For one it came out before my first "Top Ten Worst" list was published, and thus was outside the cutoff. For two: at the time I left it off the first list because weighing boring-as-shit games and nigh unplayable garbage versus a bland shooter with stiff controls and a horrid story, I didn't feel like it stacked up against other entries. Plus now that Samus Returns has been released and Prime 4 is officially in development, my rage at Other M has mellowed since the series looks set to ignore it and move on. I still hate the game; I just hate it less than all the games on this list and most of the games in the Dishonorable Mention list.

[@DBZking119]

@@Darklordjadow1 a fair point i guess the gameplay isint quite bad enough to out suck everything else on this list

[@kosmosfan01]

Is it wrong that I enjoyed this recap of what made you miserable in 2018?

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

NMS Next apparently IS better. However, people still say that their enjoyment highly depends on where you spawn.

[@Darklordjadow1]

I don't really put a lot of faith into what NMS fans say about NMS. Fans were pushing that "it's good now, but nobody gives it a chance" narrative long before Next was even announced and long before my review dropped. I'm glad the people who like it feel they got what they were promised, but it still has absolutely nothing to interest me after my first try at it.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

@@Darklordjadow1 I wouldn't blame you for that. I give props to Hello Games to TRY and fix their empty, broken "game", except that what they do validates this goddamn "update and patchwork" culture that has plagued the industry for at least the last five years, that I despise beyond just hatred. It is lazy, deceitful, manipulative, condescending(as though us gamers don't deserve a complete game at launch), rides PURELY on a level of trust the industry currently has no right to demand from consumers and overall, just gives the devs an excuse to turn out half-baked nonsense on day 1 to see how many suckers will still ACTUALLY buy video games at full price before the devs bother to make a bloody videogame in the first place. FFXV is the first FF game I have NO interest in finding out more about(oddly enough, I was curious about even the hallway trainwreck FF13), even after the mountain of patchwork the story has gone through, simply because at launch, the main cast is ACTIVELY OUTSIDE THE MAIN PLOT FOR MAJORITY OF ITS RUNTIME!! And I am surprised that you didn't include FO76 on this list(not even in dishonourable mentions) given how it tanked a company's reputation in less than 2 months, and also being more broken than base Oblivion, that apparently, even bugs from FO4 have been copy-pasted into the game.

[@noahbusch7542]

If a game has a fan base that will try and ruin your life or insult you because you didn't bow and praise it.... Which Jadow didn't.... I say that it's a game worth hating. Nothing is worse then getting insulted for putting your own spin on things or speaking your mind... Which I guess no one is allowed to do with NMS....

[@Noaher256]

So would this be Top Worst Games entries 20-11?

[@BurningAzure]

29:24, What doesn't suck for Blizzard these days?

[@tudythegangster]

Takes a special kind of stupid to buy No Man's Sky let alone defend it, Hello Games shouldn't even be in business anymore. They didn't just exaggerate the qualities of their game like Todd Howard does, what they did was flat out false advertising.

[@dustinj918]

29:21 Well, that line aged like milk.

[@matthewbraith0411]

No way... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

[@Organman2410]

Get comfy with Smash Bros. It’ll take a while. Believe me.

[@elkinnortlee3497]

No,no don't give me the HOTF vibe, too much bad stuff and me wasting 20 bucks into it

[@scr0ll096]

Since I don’t think anyone has mentioned it.. I’m really surprised Duke Nukem Forever is nowhere to be found on this list.

[@GAMEPRODELTA]

Think that's more deserving of a top ten worst sequels list, seeing how they managed to fit a couple fun moments into it.

[@Miyakolover]

I am not sure how the Catwoman game is "sexist"...how about it's just poorly programmed?

[@Darklordjadow1]

Because I can't recall any other superhero game where it's deliberate design that the main character is completely incapable of taking down enemies on their own power; you either have to knock them into stage hazards or beat them until the enemies literally run away and knock themselves out. That's not bad programming, that's an active choice- a monumentally stupid one for which I cannot fathom any other reasoning.

[@Miyakolover]

@@Darklordjadow1 I think you are jumping to conclusions a bit too much based on the info they made a poor decision in the gameplay...There is no evidence to suggest this was because "Muahaha, we are sexist". What I think happened is they wanted to do something different by having the game focusing on using stage hazards to take down enemies but in the end it was a poor decision that made the gameplay more tedious. Unless you have an actual evidence that it was an active choice of "Sexism" I am not obliged to believe such a narrative.

[@elin111]

No Man's Sky sadly isn't the only game with zealot defenders like that.

[@ingamingpc1634]

Fallout 76 lol

[@tylergough6483]

good list man good job

[@uccidere1939]

Hey Darklordjadow, I think you should treat yourself to a proper racing game if you've got a console from the PS2 generation. The game in question is called Midnight Club 2 and is widely considered to be one of the best racing games ever made. I remember playing with the jet car when my brother put in the all cars cheat, it was so much fun.

[@blaststormrampage9206]

Why is almost every game all ways has rises in it

[@shcdemolisher]

Rises?

[@Logan_Zimmerman]

Also Jadow BMC Released another game called The Jekoos

[@Darklordjadow1]

Believe me; I am aware. I follow them on Twitter so I always get a heads up on their new games.

[@Logan_Zimmerman]

@@Darklordjadow1 also EA Cancelled their Open World Star Wars game they were developing just now

[@ZerotakerZX]

So... NMS is still shit, even with NEXT update?

[@elin111]

It's not a barren empty field with no content anymore, but it's still below average at best.

[@ciel-9373]

Great video

[@mark9960]

Why on God's green earth would anyone defend no man's lie?

[@Darklordjadow1]

My working theory is that it's to convince themselves that they weren't duped or suckered by hype culture, misleading marketing, and a lying developer. It's become a personal philosophy of mine that the thing people hate more than anything is the idea of being wrong. That's why so many people online don't counter-argue; they invent BS reasons why the other side of the argument doesn't count in the first place.

[@Noxedwin]

Except Hello Games is an indie developer with, like, less than 20 people. They're not a "big company or corporation". I would argue that there are times when _No Man's Sky_ has some semblance of enjoyment. But that's in spite of the game's design, not because of it. And this is from someone who has 251 hours in it, and 23/27 achievements in it. It's the Fyre Festival of video games.

[@KitteauK]

A good list of a bunch of Shit but Where Duke Nukem at? Here's to more reviews of heaping steamers that 2019 will bring.

[@thelunaist2014]

I don't get Wii hate the best thing about it just how it's probably the easiest 1st party game console to mod. If you're not playing with mods go get a 360 or PS3 instead.

[@elin111]

It wasn't "hardcore" enough, which is a really dumb thing. That and the shovelware flood. But the people who point out the shovelware always conveniently forget the PS2 also had a ton of shovelware and Steam is a literal dumping ground of shovelware now

[@MatthewCenance]

Play Neopets: The Darkest Faerie on PS2.

[@mr.salesman8758]

Thanks for suffering for our entertainment

[@edge3220]

In at only 144p available. This is a first.