BREAKING: God Under Arrest

[@brimestonelewis8775]

Idea for an episode: God gets tired of Jeffery questioning him and replaces him with a yes-man. Jeffery is sent to Hell to serve Luci. However, Luci actually listens to his advice, and Hell becomes a better afterlife. Edit: I was not expecting this to blow up the way it did. Thank you for the validation!

[@DarkMatter2525]

That's a great idea

[@clineezwood7942]

Great idea 💡 👍🏽

[@JaggedBird]

@@DarkMatter2525 DO IT!~

[@alanhyland5697]

Yeah, when you think about it, Satan's been way nicer to humans than God

[@robertaylor9218]

@@DarkMatter2525 you could mix in the engineer and lawyer in hell jokes

[@Xueria]

If he's omnipresent, there should have been an infinite amount of trespassing charges added on top of everything else.

[@elizabethj0241]

An accomplice to every crime Ever!

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Not religious but that's like arresting a dog for being a dog, or god for being a god Would you agree to be arrested? Edit: Thought so

[@5106ammieDam]

@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatmanbeing omnipresent is one thing, being omnipresent while also ‘giving’, or ‘allowing ‘ free will, means that if even one human does not want God around, then God should not be allowed to be omnipresent in that humans life. And if there is a God, that listens to us humans, then being omnipresent is against that persons wishes. Soooooo God can be charged for trespassing in that one humans life.

[@HighMojo]

And, Peeping toms. Eavesdropping.

[@TanookiWario]

Not to mention for going to other countries without a legal passport.

[@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent]

That defense lawyer has to be one of my favorite animated characters of all time.

[@mistylover7398]

Y u 🚬

[@lynningram4218]

“iTs lAMinATed!!!!”

[@AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp]

Objexionn!

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@lynningram4218 I heard that literally as I read your comment, lol.

[@Arrodothia]

"Are you sassin me boy!?" "He sassin you judge!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikean7074]

The notion that we shouldn't judge people of the past by our standards today is particularly ironic when coming from people that expect people today to live by the standards of back then.

[@hackman669]

🤣😂🙂🙃🤗

[@mikean7074]

@@hackman669 I don't understand why you found that so amusing. 🤨🤔

[@norikofu509]

​@@mikean7074I don't see how that make sense

[@mikean7074]

@@norikofu509 People who take their religion too seriously will say that it's unfair of us to judge people back then by the standards of today but they expect us to live by, and thus judge, people today by the standards that are put forward in their holy book from back then. It's a double standard. We're not allowed to use our modern and updated standards of morality to examine the past but they expect us to uncritically apply the standards of the past to today.

[@norikofu509]

@@mikean7074 Ahh thank you

[@richardgarrison2842]

This hits really hard, considering the number of times the supreme court has no ethics standards.

[@hackman669]

Before or after woke movement? 🤔

[@VincentCapritcho-qi4nj]

lol?

[@taiganb3463]

all times im pretty sure@@hackman669

[@cantthinkofagooglename7114]

​@@hackman669Both

[@WWZenaDo]

Agreed. Watching this frustrating display of abusive conservative judiciary bias and favoritism is like watching the current SCOTUS decimating both laws and justice.

[@Galimeer5]

"We can't apply our modern sense of morality to an ancient culture" So...morality _isn't_ a strictly defined code dictated by an almighty creator? If it changes with time, it must be subjective.

[@BigPanda096]

Religious zealots are very stupid people.

[@FernandoTorrera]

Yes the Bible was either written by flawed men or it is an eternal document with perfect morality for all time. Even with my modern progressive sensibilities I don’t know if I could make a perfect moral code for every scenario not even bringing in the mix that as tech progresses it presents new scenarios.

[@FernandoTorrera]

Low key I guess Christians are blessed to not even have these thoughts and live in such a simple world. 🤪

[@fluffysheap]

​@@FernandoTorrera This is a false dichotomy. Taken strictly at face value, the Bible gives different laws to different people at different times. Christians created this idea of "perfect morality for all time" in the modern era, which is extremely ironic.

[@determinedhelicopter2948]

@@fluffysheap Any why exactly should the law be changed over time if it can be made perfectly the first time?

[@charlestownsend9280]

When it comes to the idea that god is immune from the law because he isn't human, then are we immune from the god's laws because we aren't gods.

[@violeth2255]

Pithy, yes. Unfortunately, it's nothing more than pithy. Human law explicitly does apply solely to human beings (we don't charge animals that kill people with murder, for example). Though in the event of encountering annd interacting with other sapient entities, we'd likely quickly extend the law to cover sapient entities in our jurisdiction as a whole or just white list relevant exceptions as they crop up. The purported God's supposed laws, however are claimed to have been handed down from him to humans for humans, at the very least, to follow. There's a case that the handing down of these laws never happened. There's a case that humans have no obligation to follow a code of law that arose from one entity's personal interests and power rather than from the will of the people the laws apply to. There's a case that God ignoring/violating his own laws demonstrates that system of law to be inherently invalid. There's a case that God creating humanity doesn't give him/her/it carte blanche to demand whatever he wants from us as independent sapient beings or do with us as however he pleases. The idea that the laws weren't meant to be applied to humans if we grant the story of their creation as true has no case. Reject pith return to substance.

[@scambammer6102]

@@violeth2255 lol wut? we kill animals that attack people. We eradicate bugs by the trillions.

[@nealgrimes4382]

@@scambammer6102 And how does that contradict the point Violet made?

[@scambammer6102]

@@nealgrimes4382 she said we don’t charge animals with murder for killing people. In fact we kill them. Human law DOES expressly apply to animals. It allows humans to kill animals. Sort of like god’s law allows it to kill humans.

[@Aufbleiben]

realistically not true, If God created us and has full control over everything it can place importance on whatever it wishes, give and take as it pleases. We're not immune, we're stuck under its heel. The fortunate thing is that due to the way myths spread and religions develop, it is extremely unlikely that a God would deal with humans in the way laid out by the bible, and much more likely that we humans just have good imaginations and a need to escape the pain of living from time to time

[@MattGreerMusic]

Man this is "god" tier level satire. Bravo.

[@matt5726]

I love IT! :)

[@dylanwilliger]

No joke, I was starting to wonder if it was even a trial anymore after some time....

[@specilegg]

guys God exists because relative theories of how our universe was created requires for us to ascribe to the universe the attributes of God, we just convince ourselves he is not there. The impossible possibility of our existence is explained in human terms by the existence of a multiverse, energy can not be created or destroyed so it would require that the universe can create energy and that in infinite sums, "all powerful". Now how does this work? How would infinite sums of energy come into existence, that would require fundamental laws/forces to exist allowing for that, but where did those fundamental laws and forces come from? Man has only gotten this far in their reasoning but I learned from the scriptures that God is "the beginning and the end", and that "all things exist in him", being the one "who was, is, and is to come the almighty". The reason why God is the beginning and the end is because he created time and time exists in him, he exists outside of time and does not have a beginning like us, thats why we cant comprehend him when he said he always was "I AM". The next step for man to take in self deception over the "inexistence of God", would be to ascribe God's quality of being, to a fundamental laws/forces, ones that exists outside of time, always have existed, and allow for time to exist and springs forth infinite sums of energy. These are all quality's of God who testified to us about his existence through the historical testament of the jews who were his chosen people to bring salvation to the world, because all are doomed to die, this judgment on man is for our capacity to sin (i reasoned that death is good when it comes to present evil. If an evil person dies there is less evil in the world, as Charlie Chaplin said in the ending of the movie The Great Dictator in response to the events of WW2, "as long as men die liberty will never perish"). Anyways we see that the only way to reason our existence is to attribute the qualities of God to a unknown law/force. But i was only able to reason this out of God's testament and i haven't seen anyone else come up with this reasoning. So i concluded the biblical testament for our creation regarding God is a rational one. Something that man in the modern age has yet to do, but when or if they do it's gona be hard to reason them out of that since they are prideful in their own logic.. (and wont accept they plagiarized or recreated the God of the bible). Jesus did exist and was witnessed to have completed the messianic promises. (For we did not follow cunningly devised fables when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of His majesty. 2Peter 1:16) we will have to talk to God about our actions during the time we existed and God is "longsuffering not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance", God is working with the sentience of all beings and is building a world were everyone who choses to do good can live in. God is good and made a good world, the existence of evil/corruption is our ability to depart from his design. We have to trust Jesus, following him. (Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. John 14:6) Love you all and God bless.

[@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes]

LMFAO

[@jam99]

Trials like this go on in Russia all the time.

[@luigifan001]

I love how the trial slowly becomes a show of just how abnormally powerful a reality bender god would be compared to our laws and rules.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

😂

[@WWZenaDo]

Not exactly powerful; more like malignantly corrupt. This is a character from a mythological fantasy built by brutishly-backwards-even-for-their-time late Bronze Age to early Iron Age Middle Eastern men, so the deliberate viciousness and poisonous narcissism is thoroughly in line with that primitive culture.

[@solanceDarkMOW]

When Spiderman has a firmer grasp on basic moral principles than the god of the universe

[@davidhatcher7016]

Fatality

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

Spiderman was created to be a hero. God was created to control people.

[@justinwatson1510]

Spiderman was created more recently, so its morality is more closely aligned with our own.

[@eclipse369.]

@@justinwatson1510 Spiderman is crap as are most "heroes" They refuse to kill evil. Instead they chase, catch, jail, repeat. More a problem with the justice system but still. If you going after a bad guy thats killed others especially on multiple occasions and multiple breakouts, you dont jail them, you bury them.

[@stylis666]

@@justinwatson1510 Very true and as much as I hate modern adaptations of Spiderman, especially because of the wonky morality (and that of dr. Strange), Spiderman started out as a great example of a person who has serious questions about what is right and wrong and he finds out that there often isn't a right answer. Much like Darkmatter2525 does now, in much stronger ways, Spiderman made me think about morality when I was growing up. When I look at Spiderman now, I feel nothing but anger. He learns nothing, thinks that attempted murder isn't bad, and the time wizard even encourages avoiding responsibility by wiping people's memories without their consent. Spiderman belongs in jail and the time wizard belongs in a time loop inside a black hole.

[@whereammy]

I've been watching DarkMatter for over a decade, and goddamn he's still got it. Massive props to him for his prolific and quality youtube career.

[@coming2getu64]

Truth

[@cosmicduality1341]

I too have been watching and sharing since the shorts,power corrupts is my fave.

[@ericastolte7560]

Top tier KZbin content.

[@specilegg]

guys God exists because relative theories of how our universe was created requires for us to ascribe to the universe the attributes of God, we just convince ourselves he is not there. The impossible possibility of our existence is explained in human terms by the existence of a multiverse, energy can not be created or destroyed so it would require that the universe can create energy and that in infinite sums, "all powerful". Now how does this work? How would infinite sums of energy come into existence, that would require fundamental laws/forces to exist allowing for that, but where did those fundamental laws and forces come from? Man has only gotten this far in their reasoning but I learned from the scriptures that God is "the beginning and the end", and that "all things exist in him", being the one "who was, is, and is to come the almighty". The reason why God is the beginning and the end is because he created time and time exists in him, he exists outside of time and does not have a beginning like us, thats why we cant comprehend him when he said he always was "I AM". The next step for man to take in self deception over the "inexistence of God", would be to ascribe God's quality of being, to a fundamental laws/forces, ones that exists outside of time, always have existed, and allow for time to exist and springs forth infinite sums of energy. These are all quality's of God who testified to us about his existence through the historical testament of the jews who were his chosen people to bring salvation to the world, because all are doomed to die, this judgment on man is for our capacity to sin (i reasoned that death is good when it comes to present evil. If an evil person dies there is less evil in the world, as Charlie Chaplin said in the ending of the movie The Great Dictator in response to the events of WW2, "as long as men die liberty will never perish"). Anyways we see that the only way to reason our existence is to attribute the qualities of God to a unknown law/force. But i was only able to reason this out of God's testament and i haven't seen anyone else come up with this reasoning. So i concluded the biblical testament for our creation regarding God is a rational one. Something that man in the modern age has yet to do, but when or if they do it's gona be hard to reason them out of that since they are prideful in their own logic.. (and wont accept they plagiarized or recreated the God of the bible). Jesus did exist and was witnessed to have completed the messianic promises. (For we did not follow cunningly devised fables when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of His majesty. 2Peter 1:16) we will have to talk to God about our actions during the time we existed and God is "longsuffering not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance", God is working with the sentience of all beings and is building a world were everyone who choses to do good can live in. God is good and made a good world, the existence of evil/corruption is our ability to depart from his design. We have to trust Jesus, following him. (Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. John 14:6) Love you all and God bless.

[@imaginaryfriend3827]

And his quality has steadily been getting better. Compare his first cartoons.

[@N3XTREVOLUTION]

I wanna thank you from the bottom of my heart. Before I discovered you and theremintrees religion ruled my life. I was Muslim and in foster care was forced to convert to Christianity and grew up in foster fearful of anything secular. Even as an adult I'd go to sleep terrified of things like hell and thought my life was rough because I had failed God but one day I discovered you and theremintrees and that fear was gone. Iv been freed from fear and I owe it to you, thank you.

[@hermosohouse349]

You have the power! Now you can be a voice of truth and expose all the nefarious religious deeds in this world of inversion. It reminds me of the Kierkegaard quote that says "I opened my eyes and saw the real world, and I began to laugh, and I haven't stopped since." I'm glad that the few of us on the path of enlightenment can have some sacred congregation spaces like this channel where we can have laughs together when living in this world drowning in religion. I have been having this revelation in multiple ways today. I have been thinking about the reason for all this bullshit? I think it is because there are certain forces, entities in this world that want to distract us from developing our true power and potential. They have become masters at siphoning off our energies in various ways to empower them selves and to shape reality in their shitty way. I believe the tower of Babel story is very telling in that this entity who most poor souls in this realm of lies consider god clearly states that he is afraid of us having the potential to become greater Genesis 11:6: "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them." (NIV) We need to tap into and develop our true power so we can overthrow the parasitic entities that masquerade as our gods in this world which is so much better and beautiful than they have made it to be with their oppressive and disempowering influence. What is very important for us to recognize is that the way they hold power is through illusion, deception and taking away our energy which reveals that we are the true power in this world and we need to rightfully reclaim that from the sick slimy people who are at best just tricking us out of our immense power.

[@anulfolantigua940]

Taste Freedom good job

[@eerie4169]

​@@hermosohouse349 what is true? It is your subjective reality that's the truth, or the objective reality that you live among all of us and you are not being yourself. If you choose one or the other as a your reality, you still being subjective. This paradox has given room to religion. And no matter what you choose it won't be enough.

[@Acguarnica]

@@hermosohouse349 There will never be a time that we 'take back our power'. We are born into a world that sledge hammers us into submission. The first outcry you made was your enslavement. We learned very young what rules this world, and by any means necessary do we strive to obtain it, even if it destroys our allies. We fight with each other over differences-you're wrong, I'm wrong, they're wrong. We can't come together even in the simplest of issues. That is why we will never become anything more than slaves.

[@AmaterasuSolar]

🙏 And that's not praying. Just respect given!

[@9Speedskid]

“I brought Jesus back to life..which is BASICALLY reverse murder”💀

[@Penname25]

Never, ever stop what you do sir. You’re more than just an atheist KZbinr, you’re a philosopher-animator!

[@billybob-ro6qf]

gonna bust hell wide open along with all his followers

[@aprostateprofit5602]

The beginning part where God is in a carriage with unicorns had me dead 😆

[@mistylover7398]

Izn't 🦄 actually in da buybull?

[@user1345-q]

lol.

[@waynechapman9823]

I feel like this applies to the US government as well. They’ve committed countless crimes over the past couple centuries, but they’re untouchable for various reasons. The systems we have in place always work in their favor cause they designed them that way.

[@sulas548]

Indeed, it just seems to boil down to "might makes right'

[@dimwitsadvocate6264]

Yes, Wayne all governments are corrupt and the USA government is no exception. That's why the Founding Fathers made the Constitution, hoping that it would limit the government, but We The People never took the Constitution to heart, and now the government is an evil controller like you point out. And even later on the Constitution got perverted with new evil amendments, like the 16th.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

@@sulas548 In what dystopian fairy tale does might make right, anyway!

[@sulas548]

@@zyzzy-ko4ww Well, god in the Old Testament would be a perfect example. A dystopian fairytale where the despotic actions of an immoral monster are somehow accepted by his followers as being justifiably 'right'.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Let's face it, being in power just doesn't and shouldn't force ANYONE to think they're above the law!

[@zaharabliss106]

Damn the police is coming after the most marginalized person...the all-powerful god. Stay strong king ✊

[@minocarl]

God will destroy your judges, your army and police, and your United States of America.

[@georgecurious6454]

Ummmm.......the thin blue line necktie shows that Jesus and God come from the same lie, the police protect. Kkkhristianity is the BLUE KLUX KLAN.

[@truthhertz10]

It's obviously a witch hunt... Actually no those are good, ermmmmmm a God hunt? Yeah that's it, its a goddamn god hunt!

[@minocarl]

@@truthhertz10 God destory USA. China no1 ！

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

He didn't promise never to do it again, He promised never to do it again WITH WATER.

[@Galaxia53]

And he didn't even keep that promise because people are dying from floods every year

[@MsKrisMorean]

😂

[@andeeharry]

And they say Satan is bad....and yet God is the one who kidnaps people, makes them go through a harsh trial and puts them in scary places and commits to unreasonable amount of felonies for promotional students. I must say, this is a great video, thanks for your hard work.

[@clusterstage]

i love how the defendant lawyer is slowly devolving into a discombobulated contortionist madman.

[@norikofu509]

Like anyone who defends God's actions

[@clusterstage]

@@norikofu509 😆 exactly

[@geardog24]

"The more power you have, the more responsibility you have." It's a shame that comics have more morals than the Bible.

[@Soundbrigade]

I think it is Pippi Longstocking, a favourite figure in Swedish children’s books that says “If you are VERY strong, you have to be VERY kind”.

[@shorelined1]

@@Soundbrigade nice!

[@Filanel]

I want one of those laminated free murder cards.

[@imjessietr29]

Didn’t He get it from Mayor Cobblepot from Gotham?

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

I need it too

[@HighMojo]

Why not make it an entire card game, like the game Cards Against Humanity.

[@srelma]

One of the all time classics. I don't know how you keep coming up with new material without drop in quality.

[@MrMichaelAndrews]

I looked into my actions and found nothing wrong. Case dismissed. It's simple as that.

[@rickydiscord7671]

*god enters chat room* god: what about the time you stole candy from your mom at age 7?

[@DarkKingRosemar]

This whole trial is proof the adage: "Never argue with an idiot; they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

[@georgecurious6454]

Sounds just like what kops do.

[@User81981]

Oh please this video in a perfect example of a stawman 😂

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@User81981 "this video in a perfect example of a stawman" If that were true then you would be able to formulate an argument against it.

[@User81981]

@@pineapplepenumbra That would be a waste of time because 1. The chanses of the creator or anyone at all seeing it are small and 2. It really doesn’t matter how strong a refutation I give, weather it be weak or the greatest refutation there ever way, it wouldn’t change you’re view cause your minds already made up.

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@User81981 "The chanses of the creator or anyone at all seeing it are small" That is incorrect. There is a good chance. "it wouldn’t change you’re view cause your minds already made up" Obviously I'm not going to suddenly start believing in clearly made up, illogical, immoral, impossible mythical beings, but that doesn't mean that DarkMatter2525 didn't make a mistake, so please, if he has, point it out and make your argument. For example, I have NEVER talked to an honest person online who questions Evolution, but I still make the arguments, present the evidence and ask the relevant questions as if the person I'm conversing with isn't one of the following: 1) Those ignorant of the literal mountains of evidence. 2) Those too stupid to understand the significance of the evidence. 3) Those too brainwashed to accept the evidence. 4) Those too embarrassed to admit that they were conned by creationists. 5) Those who stand to gain something, like -televangelists- parasites If I can make the effort then so can you, and the fact that you haven't makes it look like you have't got an argument to make.

[@apostateimam1]

This channel turn me into an atheist and now i am 24*7 exposing Islam from its authentic scriptures.

[@markzuckergecko621]

Careful not to overcorrect in the opposite direction, the far left cult preys on vulnerable people. That can often be people who recently left religion, replacing that with the leftist cult can seem very appealing to certain personality types.

[@Fanny-Fanny]

Wishing you all the best in all you do!

[@mahmutalkhuiski9026]

That's very nice to hear. God in Islam even more bloody. 😢

[@AJansenNL]

This channel was part of my apostacy process too. #ExMuslim

[@patsox2004]

You all got duped

[@realigiousrayne]

"Save us from whom?" Pure gold.

[@ViolentRainbow]

Got him

[@carerforever2118]

Saved us from hell 🔥 The Ancient Egyptian Pyramids were originally built as altars, to worship the Elohim Extraterrestrials👽 Bible: Isaiah 19:19 In that day shall there be an altar (pyramid) to the Elohim👽 in the midst of the land of Egypt, and a pillar (obelisk) at the border (of the pyramid) thereof to the Elohim👽. That's why the pyramids align with the 3 stars of Orion ⭐⭐⭐. "God" is pagan name, it's from the name Gad, Gad in the bible was a Babylonian God of fortune. Google it! The real Creator YHWH l believe may have been an Extraterrestrial that came to earth thousands of years ago, and according to the Bible's book of Revelation will be back again one day after the evil one known as The Antichrist is revealed. Isaiah 65:11 But ye are they that forsake me the Elohim YHWH, that forget my holy mountain, and prepare a table offering for Gad, the god of fortune. I'm so happy that some Christians have finally added the Hebrew word for "god" and "gods" which is "Elohim" to their Bibles. Berashit (aka Genesis) 1:1 In the beginning ( the) Elohim created the heaven and the earth. Bereshit (aka Genesis) 1:26 Then Elohim said, "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness👽. Genesis 3:8 Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Elohim YHWH as he was 🚶‍♂️WALKING🚶‍♂️ in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Elohim YHWH among the trees of the garden. Yechezkel (aka Ezekiel ) 1:5 ...within it 🛸 was the form of four living creatures. And this was their appearance: They had the appearance of man ( human) 👽 Yahsuah aka Jesus may have been an Elohim Extraterrestrial, Son of the ET Elohim YHWH 👽 John 10:36 Jesus said "I am the Son of (the) Elohim YHWH" 👽🛸 John 8:14 Jesus " l am not from this world " 🌍✨ John 20:28 And Thomas answered and said unto Jesus, "You are My Lord, and my Elohim"👽. John 20:17 Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended🛸 to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend🛸 unto my Father, and your Father; and to my Elohim, and your Elohim👽. Acts 1:9-10 Now when Jesus had spoken these things, while they watched, He was taken up🛸, and a cloud received Him out of their sight. They looked steadfastly toward heaven as He went up🛸 In our Future... Revelation 21:2 l saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem ( Spaceship🛸), coming down out of heaven from YHWH Elohim 🛸👽 Revelation 21:3 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! Elohim YHWH dwelling place🛸 is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and Elohim YHWH himself will be with them and be their Elohim. The truth is finally being revealed! And the truth shall set you free! 🛸👽😁👍

[@ViolentRainbow]

@@carerforever2118 But God created hell D: He created ALL the terrible things he wants to "save" us from while also using them as a convenient way of disposing of people who don't worship his crazy murderous ass!

[@hackman669]

What?😌

[@Ibidesgsindl]

​@@ViolentRainbowYes, he created hell for FALLEN ANGLES. That's the key difference. If you say "no, I don't like god" YOU choose to go to hell. It's like hating the president that a rock fell on you during a walk in the mountains when there were warning sines everywhere.

[@thomaslong8401]

Whenever I bring up god killing babies to an evangelical, they come back with “god gives life. He can take it away”. /smh

[@heartsthekitteh6239]

So if women give life through birth, they ought to be able to take it away through abortion. But of course an invisible tyrant in the clouds isn't subject to actual equality and justice...

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

If he exists, wouldn't that be true

[@dennisduncan7561]

People aren't playthings.

[@PurpleRhymesWithOrange]

"With great power, comes great responsibility"

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

I wouldn't be surprised if some Spiderman story was written before the Bible was written only to be completely destroyed a week later.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

It would be more accurate to say "Great power requires great responsibility." or something like that. Because apparently, it doesn't always come with it. Lol.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

​@@zyzzy-ko4wwThat would be so weird though. Archeologists discover a collection of ancient clay tablets written in cuneaform. The Epic of Spiderman. "Lo, behold, the Spiderman who doth what ever a spider can. He can in this manner spin a spider's web of greatly varrying sizes. Then he doth can catch transgressors and the unlawful in the manner of a spider catching flies. Hark. The Spiderman approaches presently."

[@gavincarothers595]

"But Power without empathy, morality, or Reflections can corrupt absolutely."

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

No With great power comes great opportunity

[@ae1486]

i wish this "God under arrest" will continue with more episodes. Very sensible and open minded. Keep it up!

[@ChetYoubetchya-it5zv]

Yes this should be a series of god under arrest for many different trials

[@Scanner9631]

It should start with the Prosecutor using one of his free murders to murder God.

[@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes]

@@Scanner9631 You Can't Murder GOD, GOD Is Immortal, COPE.

[@creeperlamoureux]

I think they'd run out of prosecutors

[@Scanner9631]

@@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes You can murder God just as easily as you can murder Santa Claus.

[@frogglen6350]

I'm honestly surprised you managed to animate this so fast after the announcement

[@DarkMatter2525]

Me too! It's been about 10 days of work. Most of it is stuff I've already drawn, though, so I only had to animate.

[@Fanny-Fanny]

I might be a dumb European but what announcement? Love your stiff - always! Edit: Stuff, not stiff! Haven't yet experienced your stiff, so can't comment on that!

[@frogglen6350]

​@Fanny Fanny you cam see announcements by going on hus channel and clicking the community section

[@po-sq3wj]

​@@DarkMatter2525 18 minutes within 10 days, that's impressive

[@frogglen6350]

​@@po-sq3wj i agree

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

"What kind of father murder his own children?" Well, God officially performs worse then Dracula in terms of morality.

[@suziwolf4830]

Should've called Jeffrey to the stand, Prosecutor; he'd have been your star witness 😂

[@snapdragon9300]

Exactly. 'Who invented morality' as religious people are of the opinion you can't be a moral person with integrity without being a true believer.😡

[@shorelined1]

That one is so frustrating. There's so many examples that debunk their concept.

[@klutterkicker]

I was expecting a "judge not lest ye be judged" but this was so much better.

[@mouthpiece200]

The Bible also says judge with righteous judgment.

[@klutterkicker]

@@mouthpiece200 Of course it does 🥲

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

You can avoid judging others and still be judged yourself.

[@andystokes8702]

Absolutely brilliant. The greatest irony is that the very people who should see this are the ones least likely to do so.

[@iamwhoyousayiam6773]

It was stupid... Superficial partial arguments and misrepresentations with poor animation. DM was always juvenile but he used to be much better in making solid points

[@andystokes8702]

@@iamwhoyousayiam6773 I'm sorry you didn't like it.

[@jettsett9354]

@@iamwhoyousayiam6773 If you find the video stupid then chances are you should rethink your point of view.

[@amethyst034]

⁠​⁠@@iamwhoyousayiam6773 ok then dispute each argument. It’s incredibly easy to simply state any argument you dislike is ‘superficial and partial’ but your opinion doesn’t really become a valid argument until you actual attempt to disprove his.

[@Keyce0013]

I feel like if the prosecutor's opening argument to get God on the stand it would set a terrible precedent to get authors put on trial by their own creations. Just imagine having to show up in the courtroom of an animated tv show and be forced to deal with their zany cartoon logic!

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Faq em creations

[@jdnlaw1974]

When I think you can’t continue to create such great content, you prove me wrong every time. Great work! As an Alabama trial attorney, I especially appreciate this one. Lol

[@cocobutter3175]

A fellow Alabamian that likes DarkMatter! He should really get one of us to help voice the courtroom scenes for that authentic cornbread sound.

[@robertmoore2049]

How difficult is it to be an atheist in Alabama?

[@hoenigga653]

@@robertmoore2049 honestly its comparable to how society treats flat earthers

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

If there was a god and he could be held accountable, he would have a lot of explaining to do.

[@hackman669]

Yes but which version of God? There are many denominations of Christians alone. In total around 5,000 different religions.😆😁😄😃🤯

[@eyosyastebeje9555]

​@@hackman6694200😅 but yeah

[@ColinWrubleski-eq5sh]

He is God. Fallible humans cannot call a perfect Supreme Being to account. He is under no obligation to explain Himself.

[@rajanogray9088]

Thanks!

[@takudzwamazwienduna]

"Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you... You?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@dorememe8548]

Man, you’ve always got your finger on the pulse, DarkMatter. You never cease to impress me. This was an excellent episode. Thank you again for everything you do.

[@Philush97]

It blows my mind that somebody is still going strong doing 2012 style athiest videos. It really brings me back

[@connorclark728]

We have investigated ourselves, and found no wrongdoing.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Government

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

11:51 does your position as a judge allow you to break the laws that you preside over? Judge: Not unless I'm a Supreme Court Justice, unfortunately.

[@AndroidHarris]

This is how I feel listening to Christian's and their logic contortions

[@vjnt1star]

God's position is very clear "Do what I say not what I do"

[@Galaxia53]

"I'm a hypocrite don't question me"

[@eaw6590]

@Galaxia Both "Do what I say, not what I do." and "I'm a hypocrite, don't question me." are the foundation, the credo of all Abrahamic religions.... being especially the M.O. of all conservatives.

[@maggiebarrett7300]

Just like any other despicable dictator.

[@hackman669]

Like most parents!!! 😁

[@Dock284]

Wow. Just wow. After watching this channel for almost 9 months now it's changed my life in so many ways. Thank you so very much. This was a great video showing a glaring flaw in Christian theology that Christians need to see.

[@coming2getu64]

Truth

[@YouTellemFrosk]

A decade here. DM is great. God and Jeffery are the best

[@Dock284]

@@YouTellemFrosk fr

[@davidbell2547]

More like a flaw in the strawman interpretation 😂😂😂

[@soumaya1827]

Islam too

[@miothan]

This was a great one, pointing out many religious hypocrisies Especially the ending was great, religious people love to say that morality was invented by their chosen religion, as if we didn't behave within a set of socially accepted behaviors before....

[@skilz8098]

Morality came from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

[@miothan]

@@skilz8098 well...that's what i was pointing out, religious people think that morality didn't exist before religion came into being, but it did, the argument that morality was invented by whatever your chosen god is, is quite laughable imo.

[@hackman669]

So this God chose evil 😈🙏😆😁😄😃👍

[@WWZenaDo]

​@@hackman669 This god was evil from the very beginning.

[@timgalivan2846]

I spit my drink out at "It's basically reverse murder"

[@hackman669]

Don't forget to make things worse God murdered himself. Sime Christians believe Jesus is God So suicide. 😶😑😐🤨🤐

[@DumbDesign]

Awesome to see you're are still at it making videos. Been watching since way back 2008/09. They've only gotten better. Great job!

[@DreamyAbaddon]

I love God's evil laugh. He is my favorite character in the series. The best villain of all times. I would love to see this series someday become a movie in theaters cause it would be sick!

[@JSythe]

Always a pleasure to see Jeffrey God videos.

[@Mr.PeabodyTheSkeptic]

Not sure about who 'ivented' morality but I'm damn sure DM2525 invented the mic drop.

[@wjpperry1]

It's wonderful how this video perfectly satires the current events, religion and the judicial system. BTW, there is book called "Drunk With Blood" that counts up all gods murders in the Bible and it was over 200 million. You let him off light on the felony charges

[@Boss_Isaac]

Seeing Attorney Leon continually roll his eyes in disbelief at the court's stupidity was just great.

[@tickytickytango5634]

12:14 Objection, your honor! The prosecutor is leading the witness!

[@Thrna_1]

but seriously, thank you so fucking much. I've truly needed this laugh today.

[@dylanking9738]

This is what I imagine whenever I have to hear the ray comfort apologetics script. The court analogy fails when it’s a singular tyrant making up his own rules

[@DavidSmith-xs3or]

That bendy-twisty defense attorney is a moral acrobat.

[@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes]

So Theists Are More Flexible Than Atheists 😂

[@DahProah]

This was amazing. You keep getting better and better at describing the insane reality of religion, specifically, Christianity. Keep going!

[@mistylover7398]

Yay

[@redjirachi1]

It gets kind of obnoxious hearing the same "religion is irredeemable" spiel from the guy even if I agree with a lot of his points

[@Rolando_Cueva]

​@@redjirachi1 I mean, Christian KZbinrs do the same in the opposite direction.

[@Ibidesgsindl]

Oh, no, MY LIVE HAS VALUE TO SOMEONE! Oh, no, I have to follow rules if I want to stay at some else's places! How can that be?!

[@MrCyclist]

Gee, this gets better each time. Binge watching old episodes is still a treat, One thing, I do miss Jeffery.

[@zeroenna8554]

This was just great. Perfectly illustrates the uphill battle when the arguments and rules are changed mid-debate.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Uphill battle? You mean upside-down-hill battle.

[@LarryPanozzo]

Still changing lives and making us laugh out loud after all these years ❤

[@LacyLynLabret]

I've been subscribed for about 13 years now. Always funny and always open up room for conversation.

[@rampantfantasy1181]

he jury disappearing with no transition at all had me dying for 5 whole minutes 💀

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

That is power

[@Maceman486]

I'm curious how DM came up with that number of felony charges. If the god of the bible exists then wouldn't that mean he's responsible for crimes that number in the billions at least?

[@CeezGeez]

trillions

[@CeezGeez]

quadrillions even

[@LakesideTrey]

@@CeezGeezonly like a little over 100 billion people have ever existed so I would say like 100 billion murders max

[@rickydiscord7671]

there were less people many years ago. so billions seem accurate.

[@CeezGeez]

@@LakesideTrey maybe i went a bit too far 🤭

[@sakurakitsunestar]

I do remember somebody did try to sue God once for real but they threw out the case on the grounds that God does not live in the jurisdiction of the state. They were trying to sue in

[@Mr.MR2111]

0:22 Not even god can escape taxes

[@Thenineoh]

"Oh I'm still gonna kill a shitload of people, I'm just not gonna do it with a flood" - LOL!

[@Lossandthepanda]

I for one am a big fan of the new 29th Amendment

[@frogglen6350]

Also, Darkmatter2525 what is that one god and jeffrey episode that you made where God sings "I can feel it calling in the air tonight"? and then Jeffrey interrupts the song. I've been binge watching your vids and can't find or remember the title

[@DarkMatter2525]

Oh yeah. I had to search for that one too, as they kind of blend together over the years, but I found it. It's "King Solomon" kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYvNm5ptotJ3hJY

[@frogglen6350]

@DarkMatter2525 oh thank goodness. I thought youtube removed it or some crap. Anyway, I love your god and jeffrey cartoons. Thank you

[@galaxya40s95]

​@@DarkMatter2525 Thanks for the tip.

[@Zia_Ali.]

Always love your content DarkMatter! Excellent thought provoking videos every single time ♥

[@HerohammerStudios]

The way God teleports around is great. Love the omnipresent jokes so much

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

God invented morality, so he can violate it whenever and however. Sounds legit.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Makes sense

[@Villain_Killin_Dylan]

I expected god to eventually replace every member of the jury too😅

[@LittlezombieRocker]

ROFL oh man the part where God was describing the incense smelling like Bath and Body Works had me cackling hard.

[@arlwithac9285]

Unironically, the guy who doesn't want to be seen or worshiped as a savior, Superman, would be a better individual to believe in because one he's actually got good morals and two he doesn't demand worship or give some type of ultimatum in order to save people. He's not all powerful, but he still tries his best to save everyone regardless of who they are and what they believe. That is straight up more effort and more care than the so called benevolent God of the bible. I think a video of comparing the two would actually be a great video.

[@Anubis424242]

That would be a great video idea. I agree.

[@L3DE8R]

This biggest punch line is that I'm seeing religious advertisements before the video

[@wdfkTV1870]

This exemplifies the Ridiculousness of the two-faced, forked tongue, wishy-washy beliefs of all religions. No matter which Unholy text you read, you will find a passage that supports whichever holier-than-thou belief you may have.

[@Lonewolf-jv5yo]

Just like Mace Windu Told Anakin Skywalker in a audible story of episode 3 when he suggested of taking palatine on trial and Mace responded by telling him the trial would be a joke he controls the courts he controls the Senate.

[@LudwigSpiegel]

Pure genius! Good comedy balance with truth balance! My respect to Dark Matter!

[@BendApparatus]

The absolute Irony of watching this only for it to be interrupted by a heavy handed religion pushing ad is just perfect...

[@hackman669]

😆😁😄

[@FaithIsNotEvidence]

Just found this channel. Wish I'd had come across it 10 years ago but such is life. Love the content and the delivery is beyond excellent. I will definitely do my best to point some people here to get informed in the most entertaining way possible,

[@ovro4496]

que lastima que solo se pueda dar un like, por que mereces muchos mas que 40.327.120 + los que han existido gracias

[@daelnelbel]

A neat fact y'all might appreciate: A diferent video I was watching started buffering, so on a whim I opened this video, making the Breaking News and the "We interrupt your program" line hilarious to me.

[@obviask9471]

Btw you've always been a major influence for my channel and even my transition into atheism thank you for the work you do

[@gmanchannel7]

Imagine having a judge that cannot pass judgement

[@Tioko]

0:37 😂 I’m already cracking up. “So help you… you.” 0:44 love that freeze-frame X))) And I love this crossover, with the crazy bendy lawyer and Jesus and whatever is about to happen now X)))

[@katiereed2021]

Wait till he finds out about the 5000 other gods that can not only judge him but are also coming back. Likely to do just that 😂

[@Limited_Light]

HELL yes! (Errrr, I mean, non-existent place of torture, YES!)

[@cryptic_ape9309]

Me sitting there thinking, there's no way Darkmatter can out do himself.... And... BOOM!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 EPIC!!!

[@streetsdisciple0014]

If god is exists, everything is permissible.

[@dukenightrider6104]

I wish there could have been a jab at Disney with the prosecutor saying “let us not forget God has allowed a soulless greedy, Mind you greedy, corporation to unfairly extend copyright laws to 95 years, and that same greedy corporation was allowed to buy and ruin its rival IPs. Key word greedy as greed is what god himself claimed as one of the seven deadly sins but has allowed this corporation to go unpunished for their greed.

[@itskarl7575]

He can't plead the 5th once he's already started answering questions. The judge should have instructed the witness to answer.

[@eleazarantonio]

I love the lawyer 😂

[@NBrioDaZueraRules]

this is insane, a few days ago i had this exact idea for a video and i had thought about requesting it to you but i assumed you wouldn't see the comment so i didn't bother, it's almost like you read my mind or something, either way, great video

[@luvanime1986]

What a great video, dude! I really appreciate your creative talent in coming up with your content, it is humorous and timely all together. And a great shop too, I love t-shirts! Going to have to get one next month.

[@alexsoto2606]

Dude, I just re-found your channel. You are one of the reasons I stopped being a Roman Catholic (Mexican) and made me think about it 15+ years ago. You helped not just to set me free from religious thinking but to value critical thinking, probing questions, and healthy skepticism. I now study history with the intention of going into politics using the many humanities subjects to try to construct the infrastructure to promote the growth of critical thinking and progress, what our children need and deserve

[@SapienSafari]

Jesus wearing a tie for court is hilarious.