Darkseid Was Kind of a Loser

One of the most fascinating characters created by Jack Kirby, Darkseid made his formal comics debut in 1971 and didn't appear in animation until 1984 in Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show as well as The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians in 1985. Also Frank Welker had to talk to himself an awful lot in both shows as he voiced both Darkseid and Kalibak.
I wonder what Jack Kirby thought about this Hanna-Barbera take on the God of Evil because it seems like he's going through a mid-life Crisis.

[@GrandHighGamer]

His powers are unprecedented levels of throat cancer.

[@lucaguida4286]

Jesus

[@stealthiscool]

Gradius *Christian Bales Batman intensifies*

[@matthewpunk2012]

*W E R E A R E T H E Y ! ?*

[@bombkangaroo]

@@stealthiscool Sounds more like Dr Claw/Soundwave.

[@adolfdrippler243]

Penetration must be applied

[@systemhalodark]

Darkseid sounds like he smokes about 5 packs a day.

[@User-es3em]

Systemhalodark You forgot the 0 with the 5.

[@daenite2480]

05

[@User-es3em]

Night Hunter Accuracy overload 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@basedbattledroid3507]

More like 60 cartons.

[@katanakeith1]

Systemhalodark, sound more like 5 smokestacks a day.

[@0_mega154]

Imagine if this was his personality during apokolipse war

[@dbzawesome5783]

That we’ll be very interesting

[@PikaChu-wt2nx]

Then not that many people would have died

[@sort6726]

Then that would be a hentai

[@MixSonaProductions]

And thats why his paradoom torn apart wonder woman's hand Darkseid has become a chad

[@lorumipsum1129]

0 _MEGA with the same voice actor

[@hisLoneliness2961]

Desaad: We found the location of the Anti- Darkseid: Shut it Desaad we must find Wonder woman

[@GameDevAraz]

XD

[@tyriessloney9868]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zaacdrums]

@Pootis Spencer I get your reference.

[@hughlion1817]

Darkseid low-key simping for wonder woman is absolute gold.

[@ianfinrir8724]

I mean, Darkseid's smart, he could figure out how to do both.

[@jeanleongerome4098]

*Kalibak* : Father, I have a plan to slay Highfather and conquer New Genesis once and for all! *Darkseid* : ... *Darkseid* : Will Wonder Woman be there?

[@kirak1561]

Jean Leon Gerome 😂😂😂

[@MrElmo54321]

*Desaad* : Master, I’ve discovered a vital component of the Anti Life Equation! *Darkseid* : ... *Darkseid* : Will it help make Wonder Woman like me?

[@kirak1561]

ElmoStreetside 😂😂😂

[@joversecomics5536]

Lol😂

[@tigerbread78]

Jean Leon Gerome lol seriously, my side's are splittin' 😂

[@thanhavictus]

Darkseid 2020: Galaxy conquering, hero killing badass. Darkseid 1971: Horny.

[@alexhetherington8028]

🤣

[@obamakiske]

and then he got all this powerful shit to marry death and also went to the future to meet old thanos and they killed silver server with thor’s hammer, and when death came, they fought for the death to get the rights of kissing death and marrying her. thanos then realized death was ruining his life and his son became a simp for death, and thanos was killed. then he was brought back to life and he and hela kissed lmao

[@luallual8180]

We dont know anything about darkseid in the new movies. But the best non comic version so far is the one from the superman animated series and justice league animated series

[@freddyvidz]

Lol, good theory, but this was '85

[@TheWildWatchers7-Cali]

Simp*

[@h5u7p5gt9]

It seems Darkseid was looking for the anti-consent equation.

[@GameDevAraz]

XD

[@kusakabe3264]

that is actually what the anti-life equation is

[@SamuraiCypher]

@@kusakabe3264 literally lmao

[@Peremptor]

MATH IS USEFUL!

[@Peremptor]

@@kusakabe3264 good catch haha.;

[@coffinthrower1285]

Darkseid: We will use the old ways The old ways:

[@rumham2834]

Simpler times.

[@GameDevAraz]

@@rumham2834 Simpler Is A Word, You Mean "Simp"ler XD

[@danielluis7371]

Underrated comment 😂😂🔥👍🏾

[@Facade953]

That's why he went to her funeral in the Snyder Cut. He could never forget his first crash!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@khaisershaik2546]

Not these definitely

[@commander2552]

"Penetrate the hall of justice." Geez darkside control yourself

[@doomslayer2930]

When you're a power hungry person like me, it's hard to control yourself until you realized that you gone too far.

[@deskryptic]

same thoughts

[@tree_alone]

it sounded like the voice actor was having a hard time saying that one like he couldnt keep a straight face

[@reygoh9944]

Lavernius Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow

[@CaptainBardiel]

@@tree_alone Frank Welker.

[@DanielLennon100]

Darkseid's goals: Justice League: Anti-life equation and beating JL Super Friends: Wonder Woman's booty

[@lorumipsum1129]

Wouldn’t be surprised if he still wants too, he just hides it real well.

[@marcuscarr123]

Dude wonderwoman is sexy asf! Even the old school one here is cute.

[@sdbegotist]

I can respect his hussle

[@NJ-eo2oc]

He STILL wants her as his consort. nowadays, he just doesn't want to reveal it like he did in this series

[@marcuscarr123]

@@NJ-eo2oc sh-- i want her too. Di you see how w onderwoman is drawn these days ?? I understand. I think he would turn good if she would really commit to him.

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

I love how he's basically Bowser in this

[@johnnygyro2295]

Oh man, now I see it! Now I want to watch The Super Mario Bros Super Show!

[@llSuperSnivyll]

Bowser before Bowser

[@communityEsc]

Pretty accurate/fair comparison.

[@theskyybay420]

is it Bowser? For me, it sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

In terms of voice yea, but in terms of personality and actions it’s Bowser at his goofiest

[@x-crisis]

I think Darkseid found the anti-wife equation by mistake

[@mechasentai]

Wonder Woman joins the JL and the Me Too.

[@JohnWhiteHere]

I wish I knew that one

[@LewysC]

He used the old ways :P

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Kalibak did not seem to be thrilled at getting a new mommy.

[@ryanschmidt3913]

Forget the Phantom Zone, Darkseid must've been sent to the Friend Zone!

[@jimmymcpherson2679]

He sounds like cookie monster trying to speak whole sentences.

[@mastershake2473]

After he smoked a 12 pack of cigarettes.

[@kitsunegiblaze8022]

He sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.

[@AlbertAdi4669]

He sound like another Decepticon in TF G1

[@SonJazrin]

Not surprising. Considering Frank Welker voiced several decepticons, dr. Claw and Darkseid.

[@kcalbnaes3919]

Darkseid want cookies.

[@gavenmiller]

This better be how he acts in the Snyder Cut

[@postboypiccolo1716]

ima riot if he aint like this

[@someone0]

Petition to make this happen

[@TupocalypseShakur]

He should atleast say "Wonder woman eh?"

[@putalover4519]

Be better than whatever the DCEU would do

[@rhetiq9989]

Well it’s confirmed that it’ll be young Darkseid who’ll show up there so there’s a high chance it’s going to be playboy Darkseid from his frat days

[@wajinshu]

Darkseid: Wonderwoman ehhh... is she alone? 😂😂😂

[@kareemlawson34]

He just really shy

[@PotentialThall]

*Leans Forward*

[@johnchris4609]

*SIMPSEID* !!!!

[@jtamiing559]

I WISH TO SPEAK OF YOU ABOUT THE SEEDS OF DOOOM

[@Misaka05050]

I.. uh.. I believe so.

[@KINGBADASS100]

So Darkseid on this show just wants to get into Wonder Woman’s pants? He’s officially the most relatable villain ever

[@Cushla-np4pt]

DC makes you relate to the villain more than marvel could ever dream of

[@cane9965]

@@Cushla-np4pt Bruh... Thanos is literally Death's simp lmao

[@tako_kawaii1749]

@@cane9965 did thanos sleep with death ?

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@tako_kawaii1749 I don't think so.

[@blt_tlt_1232]

@@tako_kawaii1749 Deadpool did though

[@DoctorInk20]

I'm surprised that Robot Chicken hasn't done at least one sketch based on Darkseid's crush on Wonder Woman. XD

[@communityEsc]

I don't even watch Robot Chicken, but I agree.

[@jacobweatherford4696]

Didn't superman kiss Darkseid in one of the robot chicken sketches and come to regret it.

[@aaronkelly1762]

I'd also like to see a sketch where everyone is making fun of Aquaman only to find out he has a hot wife.

[@DoctorInk20]

@@jacobweatherford4696 Possibly? The only context I can think of for that is the "super memory wipe kiss". If it happened, I haven't seen it. XD

[@DoctorInk20]

@@aaronkelly1762 Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, they play hard into the "loser Aquaman" gag and clearly have a big knowledge of DC, so I'm surprised that Mera's been glossed over. XD Proper Aquaman rocks, though.

[@MegaChickenfish]

"That's no way to treat a lady!" * adds a ribbon * Ah, much better!

[@Sea_witch_]

MegaChickenfish lmao i noticed that too xD

[@emblemblade9245]

Dear god that hurt to watch Still laughed though

[@julianparsons3027]

"Thaaaat's sexist!" DING!

[@reonero958]

.

[@squam7911]

His power is to change the matter of stuff I think so he turned the stuff into ribbons, which are easy to break. Obviously you didn't know this along with others here but ok

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Darkseid: Wants to bone Wonder Woman. Thanos: Wants to bone Death/the grim reaper. Seems legit.

[@li-limandragon9287]

I really, really hope if DCEU do Darkseid they make him have the hots for Wonder Woman.

[@NJ-eo2oc]

@@li-limandragon9287 That would be epic if they do it in the DCEU. i truly hope that'll happen at some point lmao

[@appl3s0ft]

Li-Li Mandragon took the words right outta my mouth.

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

The big bads of DC and Marvel are just incels and cucks.

[@alexhetherington8028]

I'd rather bone wonder woman I don't know about you

[@Rawarart]

Darkseid 2020 : i am death, destroyer of the world Darkseid 1971 : *S I M P*

[@quietek1074]

Thanos before MCU: First time?

[@iRazenrak]

Wonder Woman isn't mediocre though.

[@Fw.Ryan_Gosling]

@@quietek1074 😂😂😂

[@ianfinrir8724]

I mean, what guy hasn't done something stupid to impress a woman? It's practically what civilization was built on.

[@capolean2902]

@@ianfinrir8724 lol i thought it was to discover new shit or sum 💀

[@GarthTheDestroyer]

Darkseid: "You fools! You brought the android Wonder Woman with us!" Kalibak:"Apologies, Father! Shall I dispose of it?" Darkseid: "NO, YOU FOOL! Just leave it in my chambers. I'll... take care of it later."

[@omiorahman6283]

Garth2The2ndPower 😏

[@knuxuki1013]

Oh no

[@jefferyquick3280]

Giggity...

[@theHedgex1]

thumbs up

[@xxxikarixxxkb]

Garth2The2ndPower 👀👀👀

[@kingsolomon673]

*one of the most powerful DC villains of all time*

[@handsomebrick]

And worst written

[@daneoman1000]

And still whipped by a chick.

[@timothywillox8564]

Darkseid is.....kind of a bitch

[@timothywillox8564]

Doggo Clearly inferior to Super-Friends Darkseid

[@alexanders2669]

L Thought Robot stomps

[@cheeky4576]

Darkseid wanna get dat backseid

[@ASRMN27]

Lmao

[@milksalmon]

Come, join the LightSeid.

[@thatonegoblin7051]

underratted comment

[@cooliodiablo6117]

1:58 He did get some backseid lmao

[@ahkar0109]

“Penetrate the hall of justice” “first is wonder woman” Very friendly

[@test-ti1xj]

Lol

[@Cpinkman3]

Firestorm: "Wonder Woman, I accidentally- What?" Somehow I'm more interested in what Firestorm accidentally did.

[@googul2923]

This is the funniest comment I have ever seen

[@eccogenesis7198]

😂😂

[@beyourbestself3799]

Cpinkman3 Busted a nut in her

[@na.meless]

I was going to say just that

[@archdornan5311]

LMAO I laughed so hard at this scene

[@guardian6788]

Darkseid in other shows: Intergalactic warlord who everyone fears. Darkseid in this show: Hi Mr.BaTmAn, Is WoNdEr WoMaN hOmE?

[@guardian6788]

@@shubhamsaxena2419 Robin: Suffering Simps, Batman! Darkseid is here!

[@ExiaAvalancheMkII]

@@shubhamsaxena2419 he is a jolly person here not the edgy deep voiced cautious guy

[@mrcritical6751]

Could be worse, could be the TTG version

[@guardian6788]

@@mrcritical6751 *THAT IS AN EXTREMELY* good point

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@mrcritical6751 What, you don't like Weird Al?

[@AnonymousFlower5]

You have to love how Darkseid's goals have been reduced from enslaving all life in the galaxy to trying to bone Wonder Woman. Of course, I see why he's made that his primary goal, but it is still a pretty silly transition.

[@BlackCover95]

Dark Claw You can see why? Because I can’t.

[@Fantallana]

Dark Claw it’s like the opposite of Thanos in the MCU. Well... mostly.

[@nmr20067]

@Dark Claw LOL!!! Yeah he sure was hard up for Wonder Woman..

[@helloeveryone5251]

Dark Claw galaxy? He wants to enslave the entire multiverse.

[@IdiotMorons]

Bieti it’s weird because Thanos wanted to bang Death only to transition to wiping out the universe to balance it while Darkseid wanted to enslave the multiverse to transition to wanting to bang Wonder Woman in this dumb cartoon.

[@ReyesdeMadrid]

Darkseid is a complicated multi-faceted character. He has his darkseid but he also has his tiredseid, his thristyseid, his poorseid, his gullibleseid, and his not-feeling-it-today-imma-just-sit-downseid.

[@tegamingother]

those were allseids i didnt account for.

[@antenna_prolly]

@@tegamingother they always say bothseids have a point...

[@tegamingother]

@@antenna_prolly hmmmm... I think I'll Seid with you on that point ;)

[@test-ti1xj]

Lol

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

That's why he is often encountered sitting on a couch.

[@rakha8198]

Surprisingly, it was said that since Darkseid is actually a transcended being, he has no fixed form/body in the multiverse. Therefore all version of Darkseid IS canon, *including* this simp one.

[@Sioux-periorGaming]

@Demiclea Not actually true. Storylines like Injustice aren't cannon.

[@akvelo9862]

@@Sioux-periorGaming incorrect injustice is still part of DC'S multiverse

[@Sioux-periorGaming]

@Demiclea because the overall story never happened. It's a "What of," not a different universe all together. You can bring in that rick and morty BS here because the same logic does not apply. If you need more proof talk to the heads, writers and creators of DC. They will tell you the same thing because they are the ones who set those rules.

[@oldindievietsub4169]

King Solomon wisely he said

[@frankficcle7081]

All of your fanfics are canon.

[@Kidney_stones_eater]

wow I can't believe darkseid was a simp

[@Kentrc11]

Supervillian Simp

[@johnny2x459]

He goes through worlds and dimensions using a skirt. He is a trasvestite simp.

[@hayato8452]

So is Thanos

[@jfrance649]

Darksimp.

[@brothercadet9464]

If Darkseid can simp we all can

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

*Darkseid:* "with this power I'll be able to penetrate-" *Me:* "WOAH WOAH WHAT!??!" *Darkseid:* "-the Hall of Justice!."

[@MrVariant]

0:55 1:35 wow he has the hots for wonder woman. Must suck to be the only woman and be passed around like a joint 😂

[@CrashWeezerman]

Wonder Woman's Hall of Justice

[@jackrusio4918]

The Only thing he's trying to Penetrate is Wonder Woman

[@theHedgex1]

WHOA! darkseid. calm down my friend. (hall of justice) oh.... ok man.

[@alipheesefateburnxvi708]

How about at 0:45 Variant? He literally said not to hurt her :P

[@TreiberSeptim]

So this is the snyder cut everyone is raving about?

[@GameDevAraz]

No, This Is From Joss Whedons Version XD

[@dreymac1226]

Yep joss whedon

[@SamuraiCypher]

Yes.

[@hexational105]

@@dreymac1226 I haven't watched his 2017 justice league movie yet so I don't understand the hate for Joss Whedon. Sure he has issues with women before but I don't think it'll effect the justice league movie much. I've seen avengers 1 and 2 they were okay. Imma watch it now cya (edit : BRUNCH YA SMELL GOOD I BELEEV IN JOSSTICE WHERE'S MY MOTHER BOXES WOW WHEDONS A BITCH )

[@Christ_club]

@@hexational105 then watch the movie and see the shit for yourself

[@magomandrake171]

You have to give it to Darkseid. Even when he has Wonder Woman at his complete mercy he politely asks for her hand. He might be the greatest tyrant of the universe but he's still a gentleman.

[@edwinsoto6932]

Amusingly ironic, considering Darkseid is the embodiment of tyranny, with his ultimate goal being the elimination of free will in the universe.

[@eloisecole3579]

R iceguys

[@93hothead]

At least he still has a goal here, but after getting rejected so many times he became the darkseid he is today being all edgy and shit

[@ngrjordi2352]

And then his Paradooms tears WW's arm in Apokolips War

[@magomandrake171]

@@ngrjordi2352 Darkseid is gonna be so pissed. He explicitly said that no harm should come to Wonder Woman!

[@lazyrider2171]

Superman: "Darkseid? You're quite possibly the worst supervillain I've ever heard of." Darkseid: "Ah, but you have heard of me."

[@PASTELXENON]

@Nathaniel Grauel go back to reddit

[@scarletspider119]

Go back to the 60's.

[@T.F.Thimble]

He def has a wonder woman body pillow

[@medexamtoolscom]

But when he's clinging to it and shutting his eyes closed hard, he's thinking of superman. You know it. He's just in denial.

[@Dontedreadedup]

@@medexamtoolscom lmao

[@rickyevans2697]

Don’t we all have one?

[@tvoovm7254]

@@medexamtoolscom you're wrong for that, LMAO.

[@BenjaMan64]

@@rickyevans2697 Kind of, I have a Wonder Woman plastic plate and plastic glass.

[@edoardodenegrigarcia6798]

"Wonder Woman is found Desaad and we will stop at nothing to simp her"

[@MixedFeelers]

"Ready the chloroform. We will use the old ways."

[@trialblazer705]

"Wonder woman has no protectors here. No lanterns. No Kryptonians. She will fall like all the others." Steppenwolf, ZSJL

[@OmegaMan2525]

Beats the hell out of trying to have sex with death like Thanos.

[@Teknanam]

@@OmegaMan2525 Does it? Comic Thanos wanted to bang a cosmic being while Darkseid just wants to bang some magic clay modeled after a humans.

[@Teknanam]

@Dexter clarence Fongkot Thats recent. At the time of the simping Darkseid, she was just a woman made of clay blessed with powers by the gods. Hell, 20 years ago, you had the cartoons suggesting she was the daughter of Hades. xD

[@Nicolas-jo5bw]

One of the most powerful villains in the DC universe. Darksied: Lemme at dat Wonder butt.

[@MadSkull]

Darkseid: *LEMME SMASH*

[@DrZuluGaming]

Anti-Life justifies my Wonder Boner.

[@DavidLopez-yt2yp]

She built like an amazon, shes a brick house!!!

[@oxymoron296]

Bro, can you blame him tho?

[@direwolfkaniz9192]

Batman: *SIMP*

[@arditeider2812]

Darkseid is just thirsty.

[@Batosai06]

Dat dry Darkseid d*ck

[@jimmymanzanares9718]

And hungry for some wonder woman ass

[@worldofthought8352]

Stop writing the script Zack! (or joss)

[@Werewolf914]

Darkseid is so relatable, can't tell you how many times I've asked a wonderful Woman to me my bride/Queen shortly after kidnapping her and then for whatever reason she turns me down, one day me and Darkseid will get to penetrate someone's hall of justice.

[@JethammerTakeoff]

Huntress: I’d like to see his secret cave

[@PJ-lt2vb]

Cat woman: what a weapon, what a Bang

[@kelroy2121]

@JOHN JOHN that's what alot of dudes goals are Just without overwhelming power

[@tacoshock8242]

Why doesn't this comment have more likes? 💀

[@Werewolf914]

@Taco Shock I don't know, I don't even remember writing this comment either.

[@greenmcbean6429]

Darkseid:*Is walking through portal slowly* Superman: H e ‘ s e s c a p i n g! *proceeds to watch him escape*

[@GameDevAraz]

10/10 Effort!

[@jesuscarter4048]

The man of steel everybody

[@koolaidman10574]

It's the Snyder cut

[@abduljah9355]

They're not allowed to chase bad guys near the end of an episode.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

It was just a polite thing back in the 70ies to allow villains to escape.

[@moxie9695]

This is the only canon darkseid in my eyes

[@PowerCrunchVideos]

Would you feel better knowing that all versions of Darkseid are canon including this one?

[@moxie9695]

@@PowerCrunchVideos happy

[@dylan8443]

@@PowerCrunchVideos That's it I'm gonna start reading DC, any recommendations?

[@mc.atanti7173]

@@dylan8443 Start with your interested in like flash or superman or Wonder woman or green lantern

[@nzo9487]

Wonder Woman is basically Princess Peach to Darkseid’s Bowser

[@ziggybarone3168]

And yet he sounds like Venture Bros' King Gorilla's grandpa...so Donkey Kong as well.

[@TupocalypseShakur]

What do we have here?

[@devilguysadboi5587]

Is supes Mario?😳

[@deskryptic]

yep. she didn't do nothing to defend herself

[@runeanonymous9760]

@@devilguysadboi5587 no, he’s Luigi. Batman’s Mario

[@cloudstrife4352]

I don't think the Hall of Justice is all he wants to penetrate.

[@nihil34]

"ready the chloroform desaad, we will use the old ways."-Mixedfeelers1138

[@GameDevAraz]

XD

[@無教会内村]

*[Ancient Lamentation Music Plays]*

[@jayasuriyas2604]

@@無教会内村 lol

[@Fattedemu]

Bro my throat hurt just from hearing him talk, get this man a glass of water

[@danielawesome36]

I wonder what this phenomenon is called... Because I feel it, too.

[@christianhenry4173]

Batman: hold my voice box. His voice sucked too.

[@GameDevAraz]

Its A Voice lol

[@thebigAgaming]

Bruh he wanted to clap Wonder Woman cheeks so bad this is the embodiment of every wonder woman fan boy at 12 years old

[@ignisimber2818]

Who wouldn't want wonder woman .

[@chrismc410]

No world or galactic conquest, no killing, no nothing. Just wanted be knee-deep in Wonder Woman's cheeks. Not too much to ask considering other versions of Darkseid.

[@chrismc410]

@Gabe Stein that's what I said

[@diggs9119]

@Gabe Stein r/whooosh

[@chrismc410]

@@ignisimber2818 Wanting her isn't the problem. Surviving sex with her is problem. Wanting her is one thing, surviving the throes of her passion full force, no holding back is something else entirely.

[@TigerTzu]

"That's REX Luthor to you!" Holy shit, he really is the world's smartest man

[@lewisaino]

Truly 12the Level Intellect.

[@ezefinkielman4672]

Overqualified

[@punderlord]

This show ruined Aquaman's image for decades, but somehow Darkseid survived this unscathed

[@pulgoso_97]

Because he later appeared in the Superman Animated Series and Justice League show of the 1990s and early 2000s.

[@Omnicrom]

@@pulgoso_97 So did Aquaman and Aquaman was cool in those.

[@erikbihari3625]

@@Omnicrom. In both his and knuckles' case a movie needed!

[@wallygator92]

Well, Aquaman is more well known than Darkseid. Most non comic fans have at least heard of Aquaman, but most of them have never even heard of Darkseid.

[@sebastianhoward3304]

Aquaman also had his own show

[@roigergoololo3966]

Love how his head seems to get proportionally bigger when he asks: "Is she ALONE?"

[@probot6515]

That's not the only head that got bigger.

[@roigergoololo3966]

@@probot6515 😂😂😂

[@tvoovm7254]

@@probot6515 get out!

[@probot6515]

@@tvoovm7254 That's not what she said.

[@10dandaman]

Not like the simulations

[@beno2002]

Comicbook Thanos: I'm a simp Superfriends Darkseid: Same

[@raycom201]

Thanos is actually pretty cool in the comics though.

[@CDRW24]

@@raycom201 He's a cool simp.

[@babaracus9583]

This version of Darksied is more of an incel

[@raycom201]

Kayvee counter argument: yes

[@raycom201]

Kayvee hey man, that’s your opinion. Though I personally disagree. I’m not much of a comic guy so to each his own I suppose

[@MKL3165]

So this is where Christian bale would learn his Batman voice.

[@ultimatecoola4395]

There was a video where Kevin Conroy made fun of Bale's voice, I don't know if he was in a comic Con but he made hilarious comments on Bale's voice.

[@raptalos9412]

I laughed way too hard. Also this would be where Micheal Keaton would learn the voice. Keaton was the one who brought the voice to the character

[@MKL3165]

@@raptalos9412 damn 😂😂😂😂😂

[@raptalos9412]

That Guy With The Ideas yeah it’s pretty cool

[@MKL3165]

@@raptalos9412 def is man. Completely agree.

[@AgarthianTrapstar]

Darkseid; the only villain Diana's ever needed a restraining order against.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Hard to do when he can just boom tube out of nowhere...

[@yulb.allwright]

Two Words: Doctor Psycho

[@briannalee1998]

Well him and Doctor Psycho.

[@orlof507]

Every villain back them were pathetic, like Magneto beaten by a wooden gun. At least Darkseid had a kick ass voice

[@dabossman5650]

U can beat a lot of villains with a gun most heroes just don’t use tHem

[@ancientaxolotl1654]

@Thiago Augusto and in the comics. A while ago I read the first appearance of Doctor Doom from the 60s, it was kinda funny to see thats how the character started out. He threw a giant net over the baxter building to trap the FF

[@Facade953]

Nowadays, he is the voice of Noob Saibot in MK11!😊

[@rhetiq9989]

Back then they were just lucky they were able to animate these characters to television and make shows out of them. Writing comes in hindsight lol

[@hiunaut2833]

We come so far from simple good heroes and evil villains. I sure love when both of them commits to pointless genocide to each other!

[@TheParanormalist0601]

This really hasn't aged well...

[@AnimeMetalFan1]

Yeah it really hasn't. But it has a certain campy charm to it. Thankfully Michael Ironside gave us the definitive Darkseid in Superman TAS and Justice League years later.

[@eternalgemini]

On a 19" 480p 1980 television it looked really good as a kid! I was 6-7 when this was airing on TV. :-)

[@geekspeakmadechic4003]

The Paranormalist it wasn’t ever really good in the 1st place

[@davidhatcher7016]

ikr

[@li-limandragon9287]

Still more fun than the New 52 Movies.

[@TekoMuto]

Darkseid and the Quest for Penetration

[@weplayshit1849]

I am ur 1+333rd like

[@MR.PROGAMER_69]

This is what a Joss Whedon Darkseid would be like

[@GameDevAraz]

So True LMAO XD I Actually Wanna See That XD

[@leonreborn1308]

It could be worse, like Darkseid mother's name being Martha ;)

[@GameDevAraz]

@@leonreborn1308 "Worse"? You Mean A Coincidence,

[@zenituragaming5043]

@@GameDevAraz a worse coincidence*

[@zenituragaming5043]

@@leonreborn1308 why did you say that name!? Such a dogshit film lol

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

Megatron: Who are you? Darkseid: I'm you, but dumber.

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

And weaker seemingly.

[@mm-wiz2256]

That's bs darkseid is far more powerful than Megatron

[@obliviongigan6360]

@@WhatIsThatThingDoing What? Nah, that's not true

[@MrInzombia]

@@mm-wiz2256 cartoon megatron actually whooped ass. This darkseid is hilariously weak.

[@rickyrackey7930]

Plans just backfire for Megatron. Darkseid is just a simp

[@MeetThaNewDealer]

Darkseid is a man of culture, he out here trying to clap them cheeks.

[@leftanutstainonyourcouch.5196]

I shall have you Wonder Woman!

[@tanyaharmon6739]

Nah he simp

[@eyeam7183]

🤣

[@exzyyd392]

@Le Troll Face Jesus Christ. Your name is literally Le Troll Face and you still take jokes too seriously

[@Quake2815]

Holy Proposals!!

[@jayvessel444]

*_Holy proposals_*

[@landonmartin1433]

That was my favourite part

[@-MNZ-]

The comment im lookin for!

[@Ancient_Tribesman]

😂

[@paulmburu5946]

Firestorm: "Darkseids a man?!"

[@stevencarr5294]

Darkseid participating in a bidding war is hilarious.

[@hughlion1817]

Watching him get BTFO'd with that 100 million bleems bid was the cherry on top xD

[@mechanwhal6590]

What were they even bidding on, JFK’s golf clubs?

[@jessragan6714]

And the Super Powers team's flimsy disguise as ice people from an ice planet. You can't just throw on a snuggee and say, "Hey, look at me, I'm an alien now!"

[@abduljah9355]

"Who presumes to outbid Darkseid!?" I also love the name of the currency. Say "one hundred million bleens" without laughing.

[@CYB3R2K]

Justice League: Bidding Wars

[@ckd8520]

It disturbs me to see Darksied’s omega beams straight.

[@Bluesit32]

Clayton Dills Extremely. I could swear they zig zagged in this show...

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

@Gabe Stein there's no need to be a prick about it

[@llSuperSnivyll]

@Gabe Stein Except animators feel like they HAVE to turn even if the target is right in front of them.

[@justdobber]

Thanos: wipe out half the universe Darkseid: tried to bone wonder woman

[@satan4o]

Thanos did it for a woman tho.

[@justdobber]

@@satan4o thanos tries to earn it Darkside basically tried to rape her lmao

[@catherinetaylor8900]

(Comics) Darkseid: Tried to conquer the galaxy Thanos: Wants to bone death.

[@Miuranger1]

@@catherinetaylor8900 thanos is a much better character then darkside tho

[@matthewpunk2012]

@@Miuranger1 said the marvel poser

[@JMFabiano]

The Anti Life Equation is apparently one of the powers Wonder Woman possesses in her satin tights....

[@josel3441]

Lol imagine Darkseid and Thanos had a double date with Wonder Woman and Lady Death.

[@GameDevAraz]

I Though Lady Death Was With Dead Pool... Wtf

[@josel3441]

@@GameDevAraz Read more about Thanos then.

[@GameDevAraz]

@@josel3441 Read? Wtf, This Isn't 1974, Fool

[@josel3441]

@@GameDevAraz Lol whatever you say pal.

[@Darkko88]

@@GameDevAraz You're right, this is 1984

[@LewysC]

He was so obsessed with Wonder Woman XD

[@alienelephant4721]

So obsessed that he enlists his own son to get laid with Wonder Woman lol \;D Kalibak: ...Father, would mother approve of this? Darkseid: *SHE MUSTN'T KNOW!!!!!!!*

[@zomgpirate]

Thirsty af

[@julzbananz]

He wants Wonda Womaan

[@Mrgamedu31]

Can you believe Darkseid wouldn't be a bad guy if he was able to get laid

[@Mrgamedu31]

bringbackprerenderedbackgrounds 2k18 the only way to stop war : have sex

[@Maxisamo1]

Did you just compare Darkseid to a school shooter?

[@Mrgamedu31]

Maxisamo1 I know some school shooter act like this because a girl say no but I wasn't referenced to that sorry if my comment was disrespectful

[@Maxisamo1]

Mr.Game I honestly just find it pretty dark lol

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

In his past there was a person he TRULY loved, her name was Suli, his first wife and mother of Kalibak. Darkseid even wanted to change for her and became better person, but his bitch mother used Deesad to poison her, then Darkseid did exactly the same thing on her and became more cold and evil than before. Really tragic backstory that is heavily reminding me of works of Wiliam Shakespeare and Greek tragedies.

[@Zero8880]

So Darkseid got "Super-Friend Zoned" by Wonder Woman. Damn, that's dirtier than how Death did Thanos.

[@KirbyLinkACW]

If fiction taught me anything, the only thing worse than death is having your hopes and dreams shattered.

[@ofcrgry]

@@KirbyLinkACW Worse than Death? Thanos would dislike such an insulting comparison!

[@maestreiluminati87]

Didn't Death dump my boy Wade and got together with bitchass Thanos in the end?

[@farenhaid13421]

@@KirbyLinkACW What about taxes? XD

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

More like what she didnt do with Thanos

[@m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757]

Despite Darkseid's goofier portrayal in this series I think Frank Welker's vocal performance was truly badass. 🤩

[@bryanferratt6598]

Imagine what he would do with the character today in a slightly more serious version, maybe in a New Gods animated series?

[@edwardgaines6561]

Too bad his badass voice was wasted on corny dialogue.

[@bryanferratt6598]

@@edwardgaines6561It's delicious 😋 😍 😜 😀 😄 😊.

[@jeremykrause153]

Love this voice that Welker uses! Also was awesome when he used it for Krulos, Dr Claw, Soundwave and the Cave of Wonders.

[@Chillo56]

“WONDER WOMAN EH? IS SHE ALOOONE?

[@cameroncowley329]

Best scene from this video 😂😂 7:30

[@christopherconner7854]

We must not loose her

[@mr.gentelman6503]

With the way Darkseid’s belt was colored in some of these scenes, he straight up looks like he’s walking around in briefs, a crop top, hooker boots, and a round dome trash can lid on his head XD

[@fucheduck]

Ram Man like He-man brief's, hooker nord boots and Ram Man adds the trashcan head piece.

[@GodShadowdeath]

The pina cle of fashion

[@v-trigger6137]

Hooker boots 😂

[@adamf.charles5857]

Oh boy I cant WAIT for Snydercut with Darkseid simping after WW

[@spiderjerusalem4009]

simping after death of the endless

[@swift_lordyt6865]

@@spiderjerusalem4009 death will destroy him in a blink ✨

[@BoTheJo]

Simpseid

[@professorrowan6945]

“I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust looking for Wonder Woman, looking for those who robbed me of my queen. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Wonder Woman, and all of Wonder Woman shall be mine.”

[@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho]

Supreme comment!

[@chrismaguire3667]

"Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker!". Ogden Nash. And a lot less destructive. Maybe flowers dinner and a dance?...

[@JohnFrumFromAmerica]

He wants to penetrate the hall of justice. That doesn't sound good

[@Rialster]

Wonder Woman's name isn't "The Hall of Justice" though.

[@JohnFrumFromAmerica]

@@Rialster it could be a euphemism for something else

[@scitails]

"Holy proposals!" Gotta love classic Robin.

[@kenansavage11]

Kalibak: Father! Wonder Woman has requested permission to land on Apocalypses! Darkseid: Wonder Woman eh? Is ShE aLoNe?

[@csmith3248]

Bat Link Darksied has the hots for her and who can blame him

[@Daniwasinvented]

“As soon as I can penetrate the hall of justice, Wonder Woman woo be our first victim.” Interesting choice of words there, Darkseid!

[@Calladraws]

*You let her gEt AWAAAAYYY*

[@leftanutstainonyourcouch.5196]

That wonder booty got him wondering 😳

[@mitchmanexe243]

He was quite the stalker.

[@omiorahman6283]

Mitch Man stalking is love

[@chada75]

Darkseid would have loved Instagram.

[@omiorahman6283]

chada75 tweeter too 😂

[@omiorahman6283]

chada75 I can see him following lady death

[@cunnyman]

Omio Rahman What? Lady Death is in Marvel Comics.

[@Ae7herium]

*Darkseid wants to give Wonder Woman the Darkdieck*

[@dawncolfer3454]

Ae7herium the omegadick

[@perkilatorxiii5179]

*Dickseid

[@gerv55]

The anti hymen equation 🤔

[@bellamylawx9479]

The omeganut

[@christopherbryan7470]

Give her that dark seed

[@spacegeneral8630]

1975: W O N D E R W O M A N 2021: I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust, looking for those who robbed me of my glory, and all of existence *shall be MINE.*

[@GameDevAraz]

Would Be Sweet To See Wonder Woman On Darkseids Side, But She Gets Killed, Oh Well

[@NJ-eo2oc]

@@GameDevAraz That movie was so bad and Not comic accurate at all

[@GameDevAraz]

@@NJ-eo2oc Im Guessing This Is Better

[@NJ-eo2oc]

@@GameDevAraz Nice joke i guess 😐

[@amoretpax199]

He went to Wonder Woman's funeral though.

[@n.m.e.7898]

"Darkseid is not proud of this avatar" -Darkseid, probably

[@lugoorstar]

69 likes. Nice

[@PowerCrunchVideos]

His physical bodies aren’t avatars. Avatars were a temporary doombot troupe used to retcon his emasculating loss at the hands of Doomsday

[@fakeextrovert2240]

@@PowerCrunchVideos the one who lost to doomsday was a emmination

[@springlady8337]

Super Friends Darkseid: Wants to marry Wonder Woman New 52 movie Darkseid: Legit rips every single hero apart and dooms the earth to freeze over

[@hereticdeth7986]

In comics darkside is badass

[@coreylevine8095]

Did he also gone after Mary Marvel

[@Christhefireshark]

"That's "Rex" Luthor to you, pal!" Classic

[@BlackCover95]

Christhefireshark Huh. Didn’t think about that. Clever.

[@freddyvidz]

I had no idea this show was Japanese

[@drixg555]

If you want to be formal, it's "The All-Powerful Scientist-King Alexander Joseph of the House of Luthor, First of His Line, Sovereign of Apokolips, Earth, and Lexor".

[@Magnero]

That joke is better than the show deserves lol

[@Chugargonfan]

I'm sorry, but... why is it "Rex"?

[@delta2102]

Darkseid Now: a multiversal level being Darkseid in super friends: takes 10 seconds for his Omega beams to erupt a volcano

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Yeah but has modern darkseid ever erupted a volcano at all

[@kenji9564]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 fair

[@isiaharellano3789]

When you order Darkseid from Wish

[@Raymundosan]

Hearing robin say Holy anything just gets me dying everytime 😂😂😂

[@concept5631]

*HOLY DARKSEID FUCKING WONDER WOMAN FURIOUSLY SUPERMAN*

[@casper6405]

Holy wonder woman fuckems

[@Nannowatts19482]

*HOLY PENETRATING, ITS DARKSEID FUCKING WONDER WOMAN*

[@concept5631]

@@Nannowatts19482 Perfect

[@SwankyKitteh82]

Kallibak: “Father... shall I dispose of the useless android Wonder Woman?” Darkseid: Realizing it’s a near exact replica, for them to have mistakenly kidnapped it.* “... No. Place it in my chamber of slumber.”

[@nickmarkins6746]

Lol 😂

[@omnixo5050]

Darkseid: I'd advice you to not disturb me in my Chamber room, son

[@haroldtheherald6637]

@@omnixo5050 "Father, why's there loud squeaking in your chamber?"

[@omnixo5050]

@@haroldtheherald6637 "Nothing son"

[@haroldtheherald6637]

@@omnixo5050 "are you sure? cos when I came in to clean your chamber, I saw the android covered in white sticky liquid..."

[@parrfume]

The video title: "Darkseid Was Kind of a Loser" What it should have been called: "Darkseid Was Kind of a *S I M P* "

[@parrfume]

@Th3Aggr3ssiv3 Cons3rvativ3 not a lot , really

[@user-lg5xu6id5j]

The word wasnt invented yet when this was made

[@lesedi428]

I’ve been looking for a simp comment 😂

[@NathanDraxter]

Nah, I prefer the way it is, because it’s timeless. Simp is just something teenagers say now, loser is something anyone can understand even in 100 years.

[@tejasranger]

DarkSimp

[@streamspoart2671]

Parademons in DCAMU: Cybernetic hell-spawns Parademons in DCEU: Sentient insects Parademons in 1985: Monke in costume

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

*reject beetle become monke*

[@stephenblack5425]

In halloween costumes

[@farmerjoe6919]

When your arch enemy friend zones you...

[@szabok1999]

Farmer Joe More like enemyzoned...

[@MrSafior]

Fiendzoned.

[@farmerjoe6919]

MrSafior friend...

[@MrSafior]

Fiend...

[@farmerjoe6919]

MrSafior whatever m8

[@chadwilliams9141]

Darkseid the original r/niceguys

[@ja9luvs2befree]

So is bowser r/incels?

[@alienelephant4721]

6:23 Cutest photo of Grand Uncle, Father and son.

[@chadwilliams9141]

@@ja9luvs2befree true

[@chrismc410]

And Entitled Parents too.

[@communityEsc]

Facts.

[@sir_paniccakettv1263]

This version of darkside is what happens when you give a discord admin powers

[@sir_paniccakettv1263]

@Vela S I'm pretty sure dark side is way older than anyone on earth so it still counts

[@PhelesDragon]

Darkseid: *wears a belly shirt, bikini briefs, and thigh high boots* Me: Yes.

[@bigplanner]

😂😂😂 just noticing how ridiculous his outfit is. Or is the purple not his skin?

[@li-limandragon9287]

That's why he's so attracted to Diana she's wearing about the same as him.

[@haillobster7154]

He's obsessed with Wonder Woman and struggles against repeated failures. This Darkseid is so relatable.

[@ScorpiusXVI]

Yea I agree

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Obsessing over someone is relatable? might want to see a therapist there bud

[@ScorpiusXVI]

@@raspberrycrowns9494 we agree over the “struggles against repeated failures” part. No man has the time to obsess over a woman.

[@NatureLover8286]

I could not agree more !!!

[@Raytheman581]

@@raspberrycrowns9494 People obess over others all the time in this social media age.

[@monkeyscientist9913]

"Wonder Woman eh, is she alone?" "I believe so!" "What is she wearing?" "Her usual outfit!" "Aw yeeeeah..." "Darkseid, you do realize she never liked you right?" "An alien overlord can have dreams, can't he?!"

[@notimuscrime9477]

Darkseid: if the square root of 2x minus 3 is 15, x is 143! Kalibak: *uses calculator* uh dad I don’t think that’s- *darkseid destroys the calculator with his omega beams* Darkseid: I DO NOT MISCALCULATE!

[@wellesradio]

Notimus Crime Oh, Kabilak, you actually needed a calculator to prove Darkseid wrong? It’s just 228÷2

[@notimuscrime9477]

Mr. W he gets his math skills from his father

[@concept5631]

@Anderson Dalmeus *XD*

[@dudebladeX]

Okay, assuming that 2x-3 is in the same parentheses, the answer is actually 114. If it isn't, then the actual calculation makes x equal 162. Darkseid is pretty off on his calculations- -(gets disintegrated by Omega Beams)

[@medexamtoolscom]

Are you saying sqrt(2*x-3)=15, or are you saying sqrt(2*x)-3=15? Because in one, x=114 and in the other x=162.

[@scootza1]

Clearly Darkseid wants to penetrate more than just the Hall of Justice...

[@alberteinstein6365]

Nice 😎🥵

[@TraciPeteyforlife]

Darkseid: "Give me Wonder Woman, a couple bottles of vodka and come back in two weeks." Superman: "No." Darkest: "Fine..........12 days."

[@MohamedAli-xu3uw]

Hi sexy

[@etheru]

Wonder Woman is Darkseid's Wonder Waifu.

[@know8926]

8:10 "The only way to stop their growth....is with my BEANS" *activates bean ray*

[@runman624]

Bean soup?

[@ianfinrir8724]

Beans are a cash crop on Apokolipse

[@trustworthytim4762]

OMEGA BEANS

[@beansconfrijolitos996]

Yeeeeeeeees

[@drixg555]

Darkseid (to Batman): Can you escape the Omega-3 Sanction? The Beans of Death That Is Life?

[@maximusprime3459]

The Twist: Darkseid and Wonder Woman were messing around the whole time. This is just the kinky game they play.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

I wonder what that makes Steve. Passing crush? 🤔