Darkseid Was Kind of a Loser

One of the most fascinating characters created by Jack Kirby, Darkseid made his formal comics debut in 1971 and didn't appear in animation until 1984 in Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show as well as The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians in 1985. Also Frank Welker had to talk to himself an awful lot in both shows as he voiced both Darkseid and Kalibak.
I wonder what Jack Kirby thought about this Hanna-Barbera take on the God of Evil because it seems like he's going through a mid-life Crisis.

[@GrandHighGamer]

His powers are unprecedented levels of throat cancer.

[@lucaguida4286]

Jesus

[@stealthiscool]

Gradius *Christian Bales Batman intensifies*

[@matthewpunk2012]

*W E R E A R E T H E Y ! ?*

[@bombkangaroo]

@@stealthiscool Sounds more like Dr Claw/Soundwave.

[@adolfdrippler243]

Penetration must be applied

[@thanhavictus]

Darkseid 2020: Galaxy conquering, hero killing badass. Darkseid 1971: Horny.

[@alexhetherington8028]

🤣

[@Joseph_Lambert]

and then he got all this powerful shit to marry death and also went to the future to meet old thanos and they killed silver server with thor’s hammer, and when death came, they fought for the death to get the rights of kissing death and marrying her. thanos then realized death was ruining his life and his son became a simp for death, and thanos was killed. then he was brought back to life and he and hela kissed lmao

[@luallual8180]

We dont know anything about darkseid in the new movies. But the best non comic version so far is the one from the superman animated series and justice league animated series

[@freddyvidz]

Lol, good theory, but this was '85

[@TheWildWatchers7-Cali]

Simp*

[@h5u7p5gt9]

It seems Darkseid was looking for the anti-consent equation.

[@GameDevAraz]

XD

[@kusakabe3264]

that is actually what the anti-life equation is

[@SamuraiCypher]

@@kusakabe3264 literally lmao

[@Peremptor]

MATH IS USEFUL!

[@Peremptor]

@@kusakabe3264 good catch haha.;

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

Desaad: We found the location of the Anti- Darkseid: Shut it Desaad we must find Wonder woman

[@GameDevAraz]

XD

[@tyriessloney9868]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zaacdrums]

@Pootis Spencer I get your reference.

[@hughlion1817]

Darkseid low-key simping for wonder woman is absolute gold.

[@ianfinrir8724]

I mean, Darkseid's smart, he could figure out how to do both.

[@systemhalodark]

Darkseid sounds like he smokes about 5 packs a day.

[@User-es3em]

Systemhalodark You forgot the 0 with the 5.

[@daenite2480]

05

[@User-es3em]

Night Hunter Accuracy overload 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@basedbattledroid3507]

More like 60 cartons.

[@katanakeith1]

Systemhalodark, sound more like 5 smokestacks a day.

[@jeanleongerome4098]

*Kalibak* : Father, I have a plan to slay Highfather and conquer New Genesis once and for all! *Darkseid* : ... *Darkseid* : Will Wonder Woman be there?

[@kirak1561]

Jean Leon Gerome 😂😂😂

[@MrElmo54321]

*Desaad* : Master, I’ve discovered a vital component of the Anti Life Equation! *Darkseid* : ... *Darkseid* : Will it help make Wonder Woman like me?

[@kirak1561]

ElmoStreetside 😂😂😂

[@joversecomics5536]

Lol😂

[@tigerbread78]

Jean Leon Gerome lol seriously, my side's are splittin' 😂

[@coffinthrower1285]

Darkseid: We will use the old ways The old ways:

[@rumham2834]

Simpler times.

[@GameDevAraz]

@@rumham2834 Simpler Is A Word, You Mean "Simp"ler XD

[@danielluis7371]

Underrated comment 😂😂🔥👍🏾

[@Facade953]

That's why he went to her funeral in the Snyder Cut. He could never forget his first crash!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@khaisershaik2546]

Not these definitely

[@x-crisis]

I think Darkseid found the anti-wife equation by mistake

[@mechasentai]

Wonder Woman joins the JL and the Me Too.

[@JohnWhiteHere]

I wish I knew that one

[@vickerandflips8061]

@@mechasentai yeah cuz Darkseid tried to rape her.

[@LewysC]

He used the old ways :P

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Kalibak did not seem to be thrilled at getting a new mommy.

[@0_mega154]

Imagine if this was his personality during apokolipse war

[@dbzawesome5783]

That we’ll be very interesting

[@PikaChu-wt2nx]

Then not that many people would have died

[@sort6726]

Then that would be a hentai

[@MixSonaProductions]

And thats why his paradoom torn apart wonder woman's hand Darkseid has become a chad

[@lorumipsum1129]

0 _MEGA with the same voice actor

[@rakha8198]

Surprisingly, it was said that since Darkseid is actually a transcended being, he has no fixed form/body in the multiverse. Therefore all version of Darkseid IS canon, *including* this simp one.

[@Sioux-periorGaming]

@Demiclea Not actually true. Storylines like Injustice aren't cannon.

[@akvelo9862]

@@Sioux-periorGaming incorrect injustice is still part of DC'S multiverse

[@Sioux-periorGaming]

@Demiclea because the overall story never happened. It's a "What of," not a different universe all together. You can bring in that rick and morty BS here because the same logic does not apply. If you need more proof talk to the heads, writers and creators of DC. They will tell you the same thing because they are the ones who set those rules.

[@oldindievietsub4169]

King Solomon wisely he said

[@frankficcle7081]

All of your fanfics are canon.

[@punderlord]

This show ruined Aquaman's image for decades, but somehow Darkseid survived this unscathed

[@pulgoso_97]

Because he later appeared in the Superman Animated Series and Justice League show of the 1990s and early 2000s.

[@Omnicrom]

@@pulgoso_97 So did Aquaman and Aquaman was cool in those.

[@erikbihari3625]

@@Omnicrom. In both his and knuckles' case a movie needed!

[@wallygator92]

Well, Aquaman is more well known than Darkseid. Most non comic fans have at least heard of Aquaman, but most of them have never even heard of Darkseid.

[@sebastianhoward3304]

Aquaman also had his own show

[@KINGBADASS100]

So Darkseid on this show just wants to get into Wonder Woman’s pants? He’s officially the most relatable villain ever

[@Cushla-np4pt]

DC makes you relate to the villain more than marvel could ever dream of

[@cane9965]

@@Cushla-np4pt Bruh... Thanos is literally Death's simp lmao

[@tako_kawaii1749]

@@cane9965 did thanos sleep with death ?

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@tako_kawaii1749 I don't think so.

[@blt_tlt_1232]

@@tako_kawaii1749 Deadpool did though

[@commander2552]

"Penetrate the hall of justice." Geez darkside control yourself

[@doomslayer2930]

When you're a power hungry person like me, it's hard to control yourself until you realized that you gone too far.

[@deskryptic]

same thoughts

[@tree_alone]

it sounded like the voice actor was having a hard time saying that one like he couldnt keep a straight face

[@reygoh9944]

Lavernius Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow

[@CaptainBardiel]

@@tree_alone Frank Welker.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Darkseid: Wants to bone Wonder Woman. Thanos: Wants to bone Death/the grim reaper. Seems legit.

[@li-limandragon9287]

I really, really hope if DCEU do Darkseid they make him have the hots for Wonder Woman.

[@NJ-eo2oc]

@@li-limandragon9287 That would be epic if they do it in the DCEU. i truly hope that'll happen at some point lmao

[@appl3s0ft]

Li-Li Mandragon took the words right outta my mouth.

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

The big bads of DC and Marvel are just incels and cucks.

[@alexhetherington8028]

I'd rather bone wonder woman I don't know about you

[@Rawarart]

Darkseid 2020 : i am death, destroyer of the world Darkseid 1971 : *S I M P*

[@quietek1074]

Thanos before MCU: First time?

[@iRazenrak]

Wonder Woman isn't mediocre though.

[@Fw.Ryan_Gosling]

@@quietek1074 😂😂😂

[@ianfinrir8724]

I mean, what guy hasn't done something stupid to impress a woman? It's practically what civilization was built on.

[@capolean2902]

@@ianfinrir8724 lol i thought it was to discover new shit or sum 💀

[@tiberseptim8434]

So this is the snyder cut everyone is raving about?

[@GameDevAraz]

No, This Is From Joss Whedons Version XD

[@dreymac1226]

Yep joss whedon

[@SamuraiCypher]

Yes.

[@hexational105]

@@dreymac1226 I haven't watched his 2017 justice league movie yet so I don't understand the hate for Joss Whedon. Sure he has issues with women before but I don't think it'll effect the justice league movie much. I've seen avengers 1 and 2 they were okay. Imma watch it now cya (edit : BRUNCH YA SMELL GOOD I BELEEV IN JOSSTICE WHERE'S MY MOTHER BOXES WOW WHEDONS A BITCH )

[@Christ_club]

@@hexational105 then watch the movie and see the shit for yourself

[@Kidney_stones_eater]

wow I can't believe darkseid was a simp

[@Kentrc11]

Supervillian Simp

[@johnny2x459]

He goes through worlds and dimensions using a skirt. He is a trasvestite simp.

[@hayato8452]

So is Thanos

[@jfrance649]

Darksimp.

[@brothercadet9464]

If Darkseid can simp we all can

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

I love how he's basically Bowser in this

[@johnnygyro2295]

Oh man, now I see it! Now I want to watch The Super Mario Bros Super Show!

[@llSuperSnivyll]

Bowser before Bowser

[@communityEsc]

Pretty accurate/fair comparison.

[@theskyybay420]

is it Bowser? For me, it sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

In terms of voice yea, but in terms of personality and actions it’s Bowser at his goofiest

[@MR.PROGAMER_69]

This is what a Joss Whedon Darkseid would be like

[@GameDevAraz]

So True LMAO XD I Actually Wanna See That XD

[@leonreborn1308]

It could be worse, like Darkseid mother's name being Martha ;)

[@GameDevAraz]

@@leonreborn1308 "Worse"? You Mean A Coincidence,

[@zenituragaming5043]

@@GameDevAraz a worse coincidence*

[@zenituragaming5043]

@@leonreborn1308 why did you say that name!? Such a dogshit film lol

[@ahkar0109]

“Penetrate the hall of justice” “first is wonder woman” Very friendly

[@test-ti1xj]

Lol

[@DanielLennon100]

Darkseid's goals: Justice League: Anti-life equation and beating JL Super Friends: Wonder Woman's booty

[@lorumipsum1129]

Wouldn’t be surprised if he still wants too, he just hides it real well.

[@marcuscarr123]

Dude wonderwoman is sexy asf! Even the old school one here is cute.

[@sdbegotist]

I can respect his hussle

[@NJ-eo2oc]

He STILL wants her as his consort. nowadays, he just doesn't want to reveal it like he did in this series

[@marcuscarr123]

@@NJ-eo2oc sh-- i want her too. Di you see how w onderwoman is drawn these days ?? I understand. I think he would turn good if she would really commit to him.

[@gavenmiller]

This better be how he acts in the Snyder Cut

[@postboypiccolo1716]

ima riot if he aint like this

[@someone0]

Petition to make this happen

[@Nzosaba_Matenge]

He should atleast say "Wonder woman eh?"

[@putalover4519]

Be better than whatever the DCEU would do

[@rhetiq9989]

Well it’s confirmed that it’ll be young Darkseid who’ll show up there so there’s a high chance it’s going to be playboy Darkseid from his frat days

[@ReyesdeMadrid]

Darkseid is a complicated multi-faceted character. He has his darkseid but he also has his tiredseid, his thristyseid, his poorseid, his gullibleseid, and his not-feeling-it-today-imma-just-sit-downseid.

[@tegamingother]

those were allseids i didnt account for.

[@antenna_prolly]

@@tegamingother they always say bothseids have a point...

[@tegamingother]

@@antenna_prolly hmmmm... I think I'll Seid with you on that point ;)

[@test-ti1xj]

Lol

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

That's why he is often encountered sitting on a couch.

[@edoardodenegrigarcia6798]

"Wonder Woman is found Desaad and we will stop at nothing to simp her"

[@MixedFeelers]

"Ready the chloroform. We will use the old ways."

[@trialblazer705]

"Wonder woman has no protectors here. No lanterns. No Kryptonians. She will fall like all the others." Steppenwolf, ZSJL

[@OmegaMan2525]

Beats the hell out of trying to have sex with death like Thanos.

[@Teknanam]

@@OmegaMan2525 Does it? Comic Thanos wanted to bang a cosmic being while Darkseid just wants to bang some magic clay modeled after a humans.

[@Teknanam]

@Dexter clarence Fongkot Thats recent. At the time of the simping Darkseid, she was just a woman made of clay blessed with powers by the gods. Hell, 20 years ago, you had the cartoons suggesting she was the daughter of Hades. xD

[@wajinshu]

Darkseid: Wonderwoman ehhh... is she alone? 😂😂😂

[@kareemlawson34]

He just really shy

[@PotentialThall]

*Leans Forward*

[@johnchris4609]

*SIMPSEID* !!!!

[@jtamiing559]

I WISH TO SPEAK OF YOU ABOUT THE SEEDS OF DOOOM

[@Misaka05050]

I.. uh.. I believe so.

[@guardian6788]

Darkseid in other shows: Intergalactic warlord who everyone fears. Darkseid in this show: Hi Mr.BaTmAn, Is WoNdEr WoMaN hOmE?

[@guardian6788]

@@shubhamsaxena2419 Robin: Suffering Simps, Batman! Darkseid is here!

[@ExiaAvalancheMkII]

@@shubhamsaxena2419 he is a jolly person here not the edgy deep voiced cautious guy

[@mrcritical6751]

Could be worse, could be the TTG version

[@guardian6788]

@@mrcritical6751 *THAT IS AN EXTREMELY* good point

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@mrcritical6751 What, you don't like Weird Al?

[@AgarthianTrapstar]

Darkseid; the only villain Diana's ever needed a restraining order against.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Hard to do when he can just boom tube out of nowhere...

[@yulb.allwright]

Two Words: Doctor Psycho

[@briannalee1998]

Well him and Doctor Psycho.

[@professorrowan6945]

“I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust looking for Wonder Woman, looking for those who robbed me of my queen. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Wonder Woman, and all of Wonder Woman shall be mine.”

[@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho]

Supreme comment!

[@chrismaguire3667]

"Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker!". Ogden Nash. And a lot less destructive. Maybe flowers dinner and a dance?...

[@justdobber7493]

Thanos: wipe out half the universe Darkseid: tried to bone wonder woman

[@satan4o]

Thanos did it for a woman tho.

[@justdobber7493]

@@satan4o thanos tries to earn it Darkside basically tried to rape her lmao

[@catherinetaylor8900]

(Comics) Darkseid: Tried to conquer the galaxy Thanos: Wants to bone death.

[@Miuranger1]

@@catherinetaylor8900 thanos is a much better character then darkside tho

[@matthewpunk2012]

@@Miuranger1 said the marvel poser

[@GarthTheDestroyer]

Darkseid: "You fools! You brought the android Wonder Woman with us!" Kalibak:"Apologies, Father! Shall I dispose of it?" Darkseid: "NO, YOU FOOL! Just leave it in my chambers. I'll... take care of it later."

[@omiorahman6283]

Garth2The2ndPower 😏

[@knuxuki1013]

Oh no

[@jefferyquick3280]

Giggity...

[@theHedgex1]

thumbs up

[@xxxikarixxxkb]

Garth2The2ndPower 👀👀👀

[@nIhIl34]

"ready the chloroform desaad, we will use the old ways."-Mixedfeelers1138

[@GameDevAraz]

XD

[@Mukyoukai]

*[Ancient Lamentation Music Plays]*

[@jayasuriyas2604]

@@Mukyoukai lol

[@greenmcbean6429]

Darkseid:*Is walking through portal slowly* Superman: H e ‘ s e s c a p i n g! *proceeds to watch him escape*

[@GameDevAraz]

10/10 Effort!

[@jesuscarter4048]

The man of steel everybody

[@koolaidman10574]

It's the Snyder cut

[@abduljah9355]

They're not allowed to chase bad guys near the end of an episode.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

It was just a polite thing back in the 70ies to allow villains to escape.

[@magomandrake171]

You have to give it to Darkseid. Even when he has Wonder Woman at his complete mercy he politely asks for her hand. He might be the greatest tyrant of the universe but he's still a gentleman.

[@edwinsoto6932]

Amusingly ironic, considering Darkseid is the embodiment of tyranny, with his ultimate goal being the elimination of free will in the universe.

[@eloisecole3579]

R iceguys

[@93hothead]

At least he still has a goal here, but after getting rejected so many times he became the darkseid he is today being all edgy and shit

[@ngrjordi2352]

And then his Paradooms tears WW's arm in Apokolips War

[@magomandrake171]

@@ngrjordi2352 Darkseid is gonna be so pissed. He explicitly said that no harm should come to Wonder Woman!

[@DoctorInk20]

I'm surprised that Robot Chicken hasn't done at least one sketch based on Darkseid's crush on Wonder Woman. XD

[@communityEsc]

I don't even watch Robot Chicken, but I agree.

[@jacobweatherford4696]

Didn't superman kiss Darkseid in one of the robot chicken sketches and come to regret it.

[@aaronkelly1762]

I'd also like to see a sketch where everyone is making fun of Aquaman only to find out he has a hot wife.

[@DoctorInk20]

@@jacobweatherford4696 Possibly? The only context I can think of for that is the "super memory wipe kiss". If it happened, I haven't seen it. XD

[@DoctorInk20]

@@aaronkelly1762 Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, they play hard into the "loser Aquaman" gag and clearly have a big knowledge of DC, so I'm surprised that Mera's been glossed over. XD Proper Aquaman rocks, though.

[@josel3441]

Lol imagine Darkseid and Thanos had a double date with Wonder Woman and Lady Death.

[@GameDevAraz]

I Though Lady Death Was With Dead Pool... Wtf

[@josel3441]

@@GameDevAraz Read more about Thanos then.

[@GameDevAraz]

@@josel3441 Read? Wtf, This Isn't 1974, Fool

[@josel3441]

@@GameDevAraz Lol whatever you say pal.

[@Darkko88]

@@GameDevAraz You're right, this is 1984

[@stevencarr5294]

Darkseid participating in a bidding war is hilarious.

[@hughlion1817]

Watching him get BTFO'd with that 100 million bleems bid was the cherry on top xD

[@mechanwhal6590]

What were they even bidding on, JFK’s golf clubs?

[@jessragan6714]

And the Super Powers team's flimsy disguise as ice people from an ice planet. You can't just throw on a snuggee and say, "Hey, look at me, I'm an alien now!"

[@abduljah9355]

"Who presumes to outbid Darkseid!?" I also love the name of the currency. Say "one hundred million bleens" without laughing.

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

*Darkseid:* "with this power I'll be able to penetrate-" *Me:* "WOAH WOAH WHAT!??!" *Darkseid:* "-the Hall of Justice!."

[@MrVariant]

0:55 1:35 wow he has the hots for wonder woman. Must suck to be the only woman and be passed around like a joint 😂

[@CrashWeezerman]

Wonder Woman's Hall of Justice

[@jackrusio4918]

The Only thing he's trying to Penetrate is Wonder Woman

[@theHedgex1]

WHOA! darkseid. calm down my friend. (hall of justice) oh.... ok man.

[@alipheesefateburnxvi708]

How about at 0:45 Variant? He literally said not to hurt her :P

[@MegaChickenfish]

"That's no way to treat a lady!" * adds a ribbon * Ah, much better!

[@Sea_witch_]

MegaChickenfish lmao i noticed that too xD

[@emblemblade9245]

Dear god that hurt to watch Still laughed though

[@julianparsons3027]

"Thaaaat's sexist!" DING!

[@reonero958]

.

[@squam7911]

His power is to change the matter of stuff I think so he turned the stuff into ribbons, which are easy to break. Obviously you didn't know this along with others here but ok

[@spacegeneral8630]

1975: W O N D E R W O M A N 2021: I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust, looking for those who robbed me of my glory, and all of existence *shall be MINE.*

[@GameDevAraz]

Would Be Sweet To See Wonder Woman On Darkseids Side, But She Gets Killed, Oh Well

[@NJ-eo2oc]

@@GameDevAraz That movie was so bad and Not comic accurate at all

[@GameDevAraz]

@@NJ-eo2oc Im Guessing This Is Better

[@NJ-eo2oc]

@@GameDevAraz Nice joke i guess 😐

[@amoretpax199]

He went to Wonder Woman's funeral though.

[@thatguy7077]

So Lex Luther just walks into Darkseids place and says this is mine now, and *Darkseid* can't do anything about it

[@f0rg3rs]

Any other day. Pretty much every other DC universe, luthor would have been fried in seconds.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Yeah, isn't it great?

[@MrYoungzay]

Lmao yea I’d have to see this episode cause wtf He had to have threatened to blow up the planet or something cause he’d be wiped out of existence otherwise

[@Luca-pz2pv]

The Chad Luthor vs The Virgin Darkseid

[@AroAceGamer]

Who would win? A literal God and the embodiment of the dark side of humanity vs some random bald human dude.

[@jimmymcpherson2679]

He sounds like cookie monster trying to speak whole sentences.

[@mastershake2473]

After he smoked a 12 pack of cigarettes.

[@kitsunegiblaze8022]

He sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@kitsunegiblaze8022 Agreed

[@AlbertAdi4669]

He sound like another Decepticon in TF G1

[@SonJazrin]

Not surprising. Considering Frank Welker voiced several decepticons, dr. Claw and Darkseid.

[@nzo9487]

Wonder Woman is basically Princess Peach to Darkseid’s Bowser

[@ziggybarone3168]

And yet he sounds like Venture Bros' King Gorilla's grandpa...so Donkey Kong as well.

[@Nzosaba_Matenge]

What do we have here?

[@devilguysadboi5587]

Is supes Mario?😳

[@deskryptic]

yep. she didn't do nothing to defend herself

[@runeanonymous9760]

@@devilguysadboi5587 no, he’s Luigi. Batman’s Mario

[@m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757]

Despite Darkseid's goofier portrayal in this series I think Frank Welker's vocal performance was truly badass. 🤩

[@bryanferratt6598]

Imagine what he would do with the character today in a slightly more serious version, maybe in a New Gods animated series?

[@edwardgaines6561]

Too bad his badass voice was wasted on corny dialogue.

[@bryanferratt6598]

@@edwardgaines6561It's delicious 😋 😍 😜 😀 😄 😊.

[@jeremykrause153]

Love this voice that Welker uses! Also was awesome when he used it for Krulos, Dr Claw, Soundwave and the Cave of Wonders.

[@delta2102]

Darkseid Now: a multiversal level being Darkseid in super friends: takes 10 seconds for his Omega beams to erupt a volcano

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Yeah but has modern darkseid ever erupted a volcano at all

[@kenji9564]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 fair

[@isiaharellano3789]

When you order Darkseid from Wish

[@TheParanormalist0601]

This really hasn't aged well...

[@AnimeMetalFan1]

Yeah it really hasn't. But it has a certain campy charm to it. Thankfully Michael Ironside gave us the definitive Darkseid in Superman TAS and Justice League years later.

[@eternalgemini]

On a 19" 480p 1980 television it looked really good as a kid! I was 6-7 when this was airing on TV. :-)

[@geekspeakmadechic4003]

The Paranormalist it wasn’t ever really good in the 1st place

[@davidhatcher7016]

ikr

[@li-limandragon9287]

Still more fun than the New 52 Movies.

[@AnonymousFlower5]

You have to love how Darkseid's goals have been reduced from enslaving all life in the galaxy to trying to bone Wonder Woman. Of course, I see why he's made that his primary goal, but it is still a pretty silly transition.

[@BlackCover95]

Dark Claw You can see why? Because I can’t.

[@Fantallana]

Dark Claw it’s like the opposite of Thanos in the MCU. Well... mostly.

[@nmr20067]

@Dark Claw LOL!!! Yeah he sure was hard up for Wonder Woman..

[@helloeveryone5251]

Dark Claw galaxy? He wants to enslave the entire multiverse.

[@IdiotMorons]

Bieti it’s weird because Thanos wanted to bang Death only to transition to wiping out the universe to balance it while Darkseid wanted to enslave the multiverse to transition to wanting to bang Wonder Woman in this dumb cartoon.

[@Daniwasinvented]

“As soon as I can penetrate the hall of justice, Wonder Woman woo be our first victim.” Interesting choice of words there, Darkseid!

[@streamspoart2671]

Parademons in DCAMU: Cybernetic hell-spawns Parademons in DCEU: Sentient insects Parademons in 1985: Monke in costume

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

*reject beetle become monke*

[@stephenblack5425]

In halloween costumes

[@Cpinkman3]

Firestorm: "Wonder Woman, I accidentally- What?" Somehow I'm more interested in what Firestorm accidentally did.

[@googul2923]

This is the funniest comment I have ever seen

[@eccogenesis7198]

😂😂

[@beyourbestself3799]

Cpinkman3 Busted a nut in her

[@na.meless]

I was going to say just that

[@archdornan5311]

LMAO I laughed so hard at this scene

[@lazyrider2171]

Superman: "Darkseid? You're quite possibly the worst supervillain I've ever heard of." Darkseid: "Ah, but you have heard of me."

[@PASTELXENON]

@Nathaniel Grauel go back to reddit

[@scarletspider119]

Go back to the 60's.

[@scootza1]

Clearly Darkseid wants to penetrate more than just the Hall of Justice...

[@alberteinstein6365]

Nice 😎🥵

[@Nicolas-jo5bw]

One of the most powerful villains in the DC universe. Darksied: Lemme at dat Wonder butt.

[@MadSkull]

Darkseid: *LEMME SMASH*

[@DrZuluGaming]

Anti-Life justifies my Wonder Boner.

[@DavidLopez-yt2yp]

She built like an amazon, shes a brick house!!!

[@oxymoron296]

Bro, can you blame him tho?

[@direwolfkaniz9192]

Batman: *SIMP*

[@kingsolomon673]

*one of the most powerful DC villains of all time*

[@handsomebrick]

And worst written

[@daneoman1000]

And still whipped by a chick.

[@timothywillox8564]

Darkseid is.....kind of a bitch

[@timothywillox8564]

Doggo Clearly inferior to Super-Friends Darkseid

[@alexanders2669]

L Thought Robot stomps

[@maximusprime3459]

The Twist: Darkseid and Wonder Woman were messing around the whole time. This is just the kinky game they play.

[@hypno-scream5652]

The fact that Kalibak almost stands up to this guy and call him out on thinking with his Omega Dick is hilarious. Kalibak’s whole character is throwing away all his dignity just to get some love from his father, and yet not even he can stand the amount of simpery his dad is displaying here.

[@T.F.Thimble]

He def has a wonder woman body pillow

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

But when he's clinging to it and shutting his eyes closed hard, he's thinking of superman. You know it. He's just in denial.

[@Dontedreadedup]

@@medexamtoolsdotcom lmao

[@rickyevans2697]

Don’t we all have one?

[@tvoovm7254]

@@medexamtoolsdotcom you're wrong for that, LMAO.

[@BenjaMan64]

@@rickyevans2697 Kind of, I have a Wonder Woman plastic plate and plastic glass.

[@Werewolf914]

Darkseid is so relatable, can't tell you how many times I've asked a wonderful Woman to me my bride/Queen shortly after kidnapping her and then for whatever reason she turns me down, one day me and Darkseid will get to penetrate someone's hall of justice.

[@Jethammer117]

Huntress: I’d like to see his secret cave

[@PJ-lt2vb]

Cat woman: what a weapon, what a Bang

[@kelroy2121]

@JOHN JOHN that's what alot of dudes goals are Just without overwhelming power

[@tacoshock8242]

Why doesn't this comment have more likes? 💀

[@Werewolf914]

@Taco Shock I don't know, I don't even remember writing this comment either.

[@redozmasoma]

Snyder cut Darkseid Steppenwolf: antilife is here on earth Desaad: let me call the master Darkseid: yes? Steppenwolf: antilife is here on earth my master Darkseid: I'm alone, Desaad and Granny arent here Steppenwolf: oh yeah boss Wonder Woman is totally here Darkseid: yay

[@40mihirkulkarni44]

"Ready the viagra. We will use the old ways." -Darkseid, probably

[@loudtaste1046]

6:57 Jesus Christ this is just a masterpiece

[@Dontedreadedup]

😆

[@moxie9695]

This is the only canon darkseid in my eyes

[@PowerCrunchVideos]

Would you feel better knowing that all versions of Darkseid are canon including this one?

[@moxie9695]

@@PowerCrunchVideos happy

[@dylan8443]

@@PowerCrunchVideos That's it I'm gonna start reading DC, any recommendations?

[@mc.atanti7173]

@@dylan8443 Start with your interested in like flash or superman or Wonder woman or green lantern

[@beno2002]

Comicbook Thanos: I'm a simp Superfriends Darkseid: Same

[@raycom201]

Thanos is actually pretty cool in the comics though.

[@CDRW24]

@@raycom201 He's a cool simp.

[@babaracus9583]

This version of Darksied is more of an incel

[@raycom201]

Kayvee counter argument: yes

[@raycom201]

Kayvee hey man, that’s your opinion. Though I personally disagree. I’m not much of a comic guy so to each his own I suppose

[@michaelconnell1010]

I wonder if this inspired Thanos’ simping for Death.

[@iangabrielalcantara7756]

Probably.

[@mox9076]

Not even close

[@lolstalgic9602]

Well, Darksied was originally going to be a Marvel character before his writer left for DC

[@roosterman8601]

Darkseid now: *I have turned one hundred thousand worlds to dust. When this world is scorched, all of existence shall be mine.* Darkseid before: MY CRUISER!

[@michaeldiekmann6494]

Snyders Darkseid is a lame cliche machine while being incompetent as fuck. Frogetting earth and shit.

[@vaskopoh9512]

@@michaeldiekmann6494 he probably forgot cuz his pride would be hurt.

[@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho]

Well in the meantime we had "I'm many things Kal-el.. but here, I am God" If anything, it was a step back...

[@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho]

@@vaskopoh9512 is a good head canon Mine is that he got so badly beaten that his mind got blanked

[@terrellwilliams3919]

@@michaeldiekmann6494 It was prehistoric earth and as you know Earth changed and evolved overtime

[@cloudstrife4352]

I don't think the Hall of Justice is all he wants to penetrate.

[@orlof507]

Every villain back them were pathetic, like Magneto beaten by a wooden gun. At least Darkseid had a kick ass voice

[@dabossman5650]

U can beat a lot of villains with a gun most heroes just don’t use tHem

[@ancientaxolotl1654]

@Thiago Augusto and in the comics. A while ago I read the first appearance of Doctor Doom from the 60s, it was kinda funny to see thats how the character started out. He threw a giant net over the baxter building to trap the FF

[@Facade953]

Nowadays, he is the voice of Noob Saibot in MK11!😊

[@rhetiq9989]

Back then they were just lucky they were able to animate these characters to television and make shows out of them. Writing comes in hindsight lol

[@hiunaut2833]

We come so far from simple good heroes and evil villains. I sure love when both of them commits to pointless genocide to each other!

[@PowerCrunchVideos]

Fun Fact: The actor plays Desaad here would return to voice him again in the 2003 Justice League series (tho he only had like two lines before Darkseid dusted his ass into oblivion)

[@ianfinrir8724]

Huh. Neat.

[@llSuperSnivyll]

Alternate fun fact: In the Latin American Spanish dub, the actor that plays Darkseid reprised the role in LEGO DC Super Villains.

[@shadowdramon01]

Not only that, he was Odo in Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

[@randomdj9165]

Not as bad as Thanos, he literally tried to get the Infinity Stones and destroy the Universe just so that Death would call him her Boyfriend. Aren’t ya glad that storyline didn’t make it into Infinity War?

[@indianathe3rd742]

@@spankster009 what?

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

@@spankster009 what

[@Beforezzz]

@@spankster009 Right? Overpopulation and the whole "villain with a point" is really such a tryhard, repetitive concept these days. The ones typing 'what' are just trying to make you look crazy without actually saying anything meaningful. Tread lightly when talking about ppl's precious mcu.

[@TM-hi2gs]

Dying Breed no seriously we have no idea what he said.

[@shreyvaghela3963]

Yesh actually i loved that. It's goofy but it's great. It actually has lots of philosophical elements tied into it. He does all this to become the most superior being to showcase death tge person he is.

[@thebigagaming4439]

Bruh he wanted to clap Wonder Woman cheeks so bad this is the embodiment of every wonder woman fan boy at 12 years old

[@ignisimber2818]

Who wouldn't want wonder woman .

[@chrismc410]

No world or galactic conquest, no killing, no nothing. Just wanted be knee-deep in Wonder Woman's cheeks. Not too much to ask considering other versions of Darkseid.

[@chrismc410]

@Gabe Stein that's what I said

[@diggs9119]

@Gabe Stein r/whooosh

[@chrismc410]

@@ignisimber2818 Wanting her isn't the problem. Surviving sex with her is problem. Wanting her is one thing, surviving the throes of her passion full force, no holding back is something else entirely.

[@cheeky4576]

Darkseid wanna get dat backseid

[@ASRMN27]

Lmao

[@milksalmon]

Come, join the LightSeid.

[@thatonegoblin7051]

underratted comment

[@cooliodiablo6117]

1:58 He did get some backseid lmao

[@Wildstrike277]

So Thanos was a simp for Lady Death, and he is now a warlord bent on killing half of life so that the other half can have more resources. And here, Darkseid was a simp for Wonder Woman, and he is now a tyrannical conqueror seeking to control all life in the multiverse. Moral of the story: if you want your villains to be the ultimate final boss that threatens even the multiverse itself, start by writing them as simps for any of your OC heroes.

[@alexandercaldwell1411]

6:48 "He's escaping...through the 80s Hanna-Barbera logo!"

[@arditeider2812]

Darkseid is just thirsty.

[@Batosai06]

Dat dry Darkseid d*ck

[@jimmymanzanares9718]

And hungry for some wonder woman ass

[@worldofthought8352]

Stop writing the script Zack! (or joss)

[@MKL3165]

So this is where Christian bale would learn his Batman voice.

[@ultimatecoola4395]

There was a video where Kevin Conroy made fun of Bale's voice, I don't know if he was in a comic Con but he made hilarious comments on Bale's voice.

[@raptalos9412]

I laughed way too hard. Also this would be where Micheal Keaton would learn the voice. Keaton was the one who brought the voice to the character

[@MKL3165]

@@raptalos9412 damn 😂😂😂😂😂

[@raptalos9412]

That Guy With The Ideas yeah it’s pretty cool

[@MKL3165]

@@raptalos9412 def is man. Completely agree.

[@datemasamune2904]

Furies: Lord Darkseid, can we please stop cosplaying as Wonder Woman, now?

[@li-limandragon9287]

*NEVER*

[@noneedformyname.6986]

Damn he has one hell of a crush on wonder woman

[@ColdFuse96]

Attention all guys reading this: If your waifu ever came to life, this is what you would probably look like.

[@mehdiouabas9587]

someone finally said it!!!!

[@PitLord777]

It do be like that

[@HawkBreland]

they don't think it be like that, but it do

[@r-slickers6964]

A powerfull being in universe? HELL YEAH!!!

[@mohammadsaminirtisum6152]

Lol sorta bro

[@Zero8880]

So Darkseid got "Super-Friend Zoned" by Wonder Woman. Damn, that's dirtier than how Death did Thanos.

[@KirbyLinkACW]

If fiction taught me anything, the only thing worse than death is having your hopes and dreams shattered.

[@ofcrgry]

@@KirbyLinkACW Worse than Death? Thanos would dislike such an insulting comparison!

[@maestreiluminati87]

Didn't Death dump my boy Wade and got together with bitchass Thanos in the end?

[@farenhaid13421]

@@KirbyLinkACW What about taxes? XD

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

More like what she didnt do with Thanos

[@ok-nu1ds]

0:44 Kalibak be like:😊

[@theonioncutter8864]

People say that there is one true Darkseid across the multiverse and he created multiple avatars of himself in each one. Wtf was he smoking when he made this one?

[@Grrk_Jr]

He made this one as a last ditch effort when his other avatar got shot with Radion. YK cuz he was dying and stuff

[@67namrajoshi51]

There is no such thing as true form darkseid it's all fanboy bullshit

[@rifqiiszaree3393]

67 Namra Joshi it aint FanBOY , read the comic or do research

[@67namrajoshi51]

@@rifqiiszaree3393 can't you give me any proof?

[@mc.atanti7173]

@@67namrajoshi51 search up about true form darkseid

[@TekoMuto]

Darkseid and the Quest for Penetration

[@weplayshit1849]

I am ur 1+333rd like

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Story of my life.

[@chadwilliams9141]

Darkseid the original r/niceguys

[@ja9luvs2befree]

So is bowser r/incels?

[@alienelephant4721]

6:23 Cutest photo of Grand Uncle, Father and son.

[@chadwilliams9141]

@@ja9luvs2befree true

[@chrismc410]

And Entitled Parents too.

[@communityEsc]

Facts.

[@bigdoggy6650]

At 7:34,wonder woman wants to stop Darkseid's seed. 🤨

[@pauloraposo8674]

Wonder-Woman: (Makes a request) Simpseid: Ok.... Wanna be my queen tho?👉👈👀

[@Mrgamedu31]

Can you believe Darkseid wouldn't be a bad guy if he was able to get laid

[@Mrgamedu31]

bringbackprerenderedbackgrounds 2k18 the only way to stop war : have sex

[@Maxisamo1]

Did you just compare Darkseid to a school shooter?

[@Mrgamedu31]

Maxisamo1 I know some school shooter act like this because a girl say no but I wasn't referenced to that sorry if my comment was disrespectful

[@Maxisamo1]

Mr.Game I honestly just find it pretty dark lol

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

In his past there was a person he TRULY loved, her name was Suli, his first wife and mother of Kalibak. Darkseid even wanted to change for her and became better person, but his bitch mother used Deesad to poison her, then Darkseid did exactly the same thing on her and became more cold and evil than before. Really tragic backstory that is heavily reminding me of works of Wiliam Shakespeare and Greek tragedies.

[@jayvessel3444]

*_Holy proposals_*

[@landonmartin1433]

That was my favourite part

[@-MNZ-]

The comment im lookin for!

[@Ancient_Tribesman]

😂

[@paulmburu5946]

Firestorm: "Darkseids a man?!"

[@gemini_man66]

I remember talking like him for a full day when I was a kid...I also remember having a sore throat for a full week because of it. Thanks a lot, Darkseid.

[@ggnkrsfkoqxbk5078]

Remember, every Darkseid is part of the same being.

[@Fattedemu]

Bro my throat hurt just from hearing him talk, get this man a glass of water

[@danielawesome36]

I wonder what this phenomenon is called... Because I feel it, too.

[@christianhenry4173]

Batman: hold my voice box. His voice sucked too.

[@GameDevAraz]

Its A Voice lol

[@MeetThaNewDealer]

Darkseid is a man of culture, he out here trying to clap them cheeks.

[@leftanutstainonyourcouch.5196]

I shall have you Wonder Woman!

[@tanyaharmon6739]

Nah he simp

[@eyeam7183]

🤣

[@exzyyd392]

@Le Troll Face Jesus Christ. Your name is literally Le Troll Face and you still take jokes too seriously

[@Quake2815]

Holy Proposals!!

[@theultimatetempest1918]

1:17 If I hadn't known Firestorm's powers, I would've thought he was just adding a bow to WW's binding.

[@radishstew]

I thought he had fire powers

[@chimeraofscarlet8610]

@@radishstewyeah, firestorm’s actually fucking op, he has molecular powers and nuclear powers.

[@angelokeaton6604]

​@@chimeraofscarlet8610Fr.

[@generalstorm8381]

4:44 No one gonna bring up how Darkseid just teleported in as soon as he heard "Wonder Woman"?

[@roigergoololo3966]

Love how his head seems to get proportionally bigger when he asks: "Is she ALONE?"

[@probot6515]

That's not the only head that got bigger.

[@roigergoololo3966]

@@probot6515 😂😂😂

[@tvoovm7254]

@@probot6515 get out!

[@probot6515]

@@tvoovm7254 That's not what she said.

[@10dandaman]

Not like the simulations

[@TigerTzu]

"That's REX Luthor to you!" Holy shit, he really is the world's smartest man

[@lewisaino]

Truly 12the Level Intellect.

[@ezefinkielman4672]

Overqualified

[@gracecalis5421]

"My Cruiser!" has the same energy as "My cabbages!"

[@svagglaorde4387]

When Darseid saw Thanos simp for Death. Darseid: I wonder....(Proceeds to check one of his many forms in the multiverse.)

[@ckd8520]

It disturbs me to see Darksied’s omega beams straight.

[@Bluesit32]

Clayton Dills Extremely. I could swear they zig zagged in this show...

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

@Gabe Stein there's no need to be a prick about it

[@llSuperSnivyll]

@Gabe Stein Except animators feel like they HAVE to turn even if the target is right in front of them.

[@Chillo56]

“WONDER WOMAN EH? IS SHE ALOOONE?

[@cameroncowley329]

Best scene from this video 😂😂 7:30

[@christopherconner7854]

We must not loose her

[@deadbunny2822]

2021 Darkseid: Badass God Monster 1980s Darkseid: A simp lol

[@GameDevAraz]

xD Still A God lol

[@reginaldking9906]

"I am many this Kal-el, half of which you cannot begin to imagine" "But here I'm a Simp"

[@Calladraws]

*You let her gEt AWAAAAYYY*

[@leftanutstainonyourcouch.5196]

That wonder booty got him wondering 😳