Who Lives and Who Dies?

[@TomSkaAndFriends]

who is hamilton

[@neilyworm]

I payed two hundred dollars to learn and I still don’t know

[@chloevanwyk2356]

A man who did things sometimes

[@DoctorFluffy707]

you are hamilton

[@asparrowscall]

10 dollar American man

[@pantano13]

A guy.

[@RossSavill]

"Can they talk?". The timing and delivery. Absolutely cracking up.

[@BlogManiac64]

Ross Savill same omg

[@damienroyer4689]

Elliot Gough, himbo extraordinaire

[@horseoperamarker]

I still don't get the joke to this day

[@exalki4110]

I love the way elliots brain works

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Every goddamn time

[@michamationsyt4910]

I like how they started hyping themselves up when they kicked the kids out.

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING!!! I am the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide, but somehow I have a lot of fans. Thanks for being a fan, dear Micha

[@Stinker0610]

AxxL what the fuck is your channel you look like a kkk.

[@harry4716]

AxxL I regret looking at your channel

[@vwithav7997]

@@AxxLAfriku stfu

[@emilyisntapedophile8644]

@@AxxLAfriku your channel is one of the reasons god and satan dont come to earth

[@terrijxx3164]

I’m so interested by the way Elliot’s brain works “it can talk?!?!?!!?”

[@gecko2023]

I’m not sure I’d call it working xD

[@Sunidhi2706]

"what is a botanist?" 😂

[@evildoggo22]

Rupika C it’s someone who grows plants

[@freedomtalesans4481]

Clone Elliot*

[@sola_is_chilling]

in the intro hes just like: why tom????

[@Tyronical05]

A baby with survival instincts Sound Familiar.... *Baby with a gun has joined the fight*

[@notdj4206]

I'm glad that I'm not the only person to think of this

[@amitbar5691]

Baby with a gun - baby with a gun - baby

[@suomi5475]

BABY WITH A BOMB

[@llg2231]

ITS A BABY... WITH... A... GUN!!!!

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

BABY - WITH - A - *BOMB*

[@skysnow2495]

I like how they had Elliot, he ceased to exist, they let in a new Elliot, and then replaced that Elliot with a 3rd Elliot that shits water.

[@allystory4681]

Good comment

[@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_]

Just wait till they get a 4th one to replace the Elliot that quit

[@ninjayoshi8020]

​@@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_Wait until they get a 5th Elliot to replace the one from the mine turtle game announcement

[@pcake4603]

@@ninjayoshi8020oh you mean reb day?

[@ninjayoshi8020]

@@pcake4603 Woopsie forgot that was Reb Day. I swear she looked so much like Elliot in that video.

[@breadstick1461]

Tomska: Hey Matthew Perry do a trick Matthew Perry: No Tomska: would you do it for a scooby snack?

[@toryslapper69]

could i BE any more convinced?

[@evildoggo22]

Who wouldn’t do something for a Scooby snack

[@zvolyx3247]

I would sacrafice my firstborn for a scübi snac

[@tygoliv4157]

“It would be the endless cycle of bloodfuckery!” - Eddie “Tom’s slave” Bowlie

[@angel_x5355]

That might be my favorite sentence ever said

[@ororion212]

*Pushes kids outside* Me: oh,no *Finds a person who likes touching kids, pushes them outside* Me: " OH NOOOOO"

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

This needs more likes. I also feel bad for those kids 😥

[@Max_The_Flower]

Shadamyfan 1923 don’t worry, they’re disguised as a man in a trenchcoat

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

@@Max_The_Flower oh yeah. I forgot. Good thing they have that trench coat. 😃

[@thedukeofnothing6421]

Shadamyfan 1923 wait sec, SHAD!

[@prageruwu69]

NOOOO

[@CyberChamp]

Imagine getting into the bunker and just seeing these 3 bois behind the table. What do you do?

[@VeinyWombat]

NUT

[@pantano13]

Scream.

[@neilyworm]

Break down

[@ethan44444lord]

Put a sheet over myself and pretend they can't see me. Tom might not be fooled but the other two might. They might think he's seeing a ghost and I'll survive.

[@selevan4185]

Go back out

[@gl00myharvester]

Imagine if they'd gotten the "ugly baby" and "but they're a baby" together 😂 just a generic ugly baby

[@Jpt1012]

Babyception

[@clamdove3292]

@@goldenpants1239 uh oh

[@stabbystabsters101UwUnity]

@@goldenpants1239 baby x surgeon

[@undeadbredd6339]

so....its just rik

[@prageruwu69]

@@undeadbredd6339 you just destroyed a baby

[@eleanamontazella7249]

My favorite thing about their dynamic is Elliot literally has to put in zero effort and he can have them in hysterics

[@purpseatpeeps8641]

I take solace in the fact that in a parallel universe the gang drew “an ugly baby who is a baby.”

[@angelgutierrez3552]

Now we need fanfiction of them and these characters surviving the apocalypse

[@mp-lily7908]

yES WE NEED THAT

[@llg2231]

YESSSSS BOOOI

[@somenerd2564]

i hate that i want to do this and i know im going to

[@therealnoodledog6660]

@@somenerd2564 updates on that fanfiction

[@somenerd2564]

@@therealnoodledog6660 nah i gave up 5 words in

[@dirtiestdan123]

Elliot: What does...... domesticated mean? *fax machine noises* Can they talk?

[@mister_stoney]

This means that Canonically in the content universe, elliot is both a clone and can shit water. And I thought Tom being elliot's dad was weird

[@YaamFel]

I thought tom was just Rick's dad

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

@@YaamFel he's both elliot and rik's dad in content lore

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

​@@IMPofTHEGASsTATIONhe's only pretending to be Elliot's dad since he was 2

[@mayag8048]

"They hunger for toenails." I completely LOST IT at that part 😂

[@rickrolledferret8007]

Same😂😂😂

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

My name is koshikage yira and I'm 33 years old...

[@KBraid]

This feels more like choosing colonists in Rimworld

[@bobblybeth0110]

Is that an Alex kralie pfp or am I just losing my mind

[@Cruxin]

Incapable of: Caring

[@Johnhhujj]

“Matthew perry, would you go board up that window?” “No.” “Would you do it for a Scooby snack?”

[@umbrebac]

"Hell yeah!"

[@Muip]

The amount of laughter that came out of my mouth was not even measurable

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

It was 27 laughter, I measured it with my mirthoscope

[@elementalsheep2672]

I couldn’t see the video because of the tears

[@flytrapYTP]

@@elementalsheep2672 I'm sorry, don't worry things will get better :(

[@cherrisoda892]

Anthony they’re talking about the tears of laughter lol

[@thecolorpurple6401]

Tom: I don't wanna f*cka dog! Me: **flashbacks to genius fixes to you're problems.* Also, Tom: A fully domesticated bear Me: **inhales* *CCCCHHHHHEEEEEESSSEEEEEBBUUUUUURRGGGEEEEERRRR!* Edit: Wow thanks for the likes.

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

*you're

[@rescuerex7031]

@@thephoenixsystem6765 Pretty sure they're saying that the problems belong to you in the Sentance

[@chrish7543]

Anonymous Beholder unexpected far cry 5 reference lol

[@zoeyanonschild6891]

RescueRex70 Nah, video was titled with “you’re”. It was good comedy And I also thought of Cheeseburger. He was a good boi

[@rescuerex7031]

@@zoeyanonschild6891 Oh didn't remember that the title was you're lol

[@scorpiusdiamond]

Elliot's "can they talk?" is a pure 'Some Lovely Board Games' moment.

[@sarah760]

In tears laughing at the 'what does domesticsted mean...' bit. Perfect timing and the delay in between where Tom and Eddie are not really sure what to say is comedy gold 😂😂😂

[@tht1person523]

I need a movie of the action duo nudist hunter and ugly survivalist baby

[@fraserpittard4382]

Dude that’s just hunt for the wilder people

[@lofikaiju]

Peaceout Entertainment lmao that's what I was thinking

[@frontiercomics]

That's death stranding lmao

[@TheDownUnderGamer01]

My first thought was Detective Baby legs from Rick & Morty.

[@spaghettiwaffles]

“It’s an ugly baby with skills in survival” “Maybe they could team up with the hunter” Baby with a gun?

[@dakfsdkfdslf8848]

no one, absolutely no one: elliot's shirt: HOOS OGS

[@CrustyTheMoist]

dakfsdkfdslf that format makes absolutely zero sense in this context.

[@llg2231]

Choose dogs

[@ohyeahbonsai]

Whose ogs

[@springlockd]

"the world is ending" well this sure aged _well_ didnt it-

[@evildoggo22]

The earth is still here is it not?

[@teridactyl1250]

@@evildoggo22 Is it?

[@evildoggo22]

I think so

[@bobthedragon9216]

@@evildoggo22 nope

[@evildoggo22]

Then what planet am I on?

[@yoanng.5755]

Me : Yes , good #content where no one talks about Smash Elliot : Yet another Fire Emblem Character *War Flashbacks*

[@Protecter117]

I've only ever heard "don't yuck other people's yum" in an Alien audio novel and I'm also a northern scrub like Elliot so I have no idea where he's heard it

[@gl00myharvester]

Maybe he also is aware of this audio novel

[@rollingwaves1290]

I think I might've heard it in a jacksfilms' yiay episode

[@cherade99]

Am from Yorkshire, it's common in kink circles online.

[@YoruuXD]

I’d love the pages of these prompts to play this myself lmao

[@stuiscreative5425]

I fully lost it at elliot's "...can they talk?"

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

nice pfp

[@loucar10]

Don't you mean eliot's clone?

[@somerandolad]

​@@loucar10 You mean the one who shits out water?

[@PurpleMage49]

"Can they talk" killed me xD I'm honestly crying with laughter x'D

[@cesarmadero05]

The weirdest cast for The Walking Dead.

[@rozieredz]

I really want to see someone write this now

[@heyehyemoboy]

the title: WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES me, a theatre kid: *WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY!*

[@unitds27-delta]

*dramatic gasp towards the audience

[@neilmorris3821]

"there's nothing inherantly wrong with toutching kids" tomska 2020

[@SkylarGlider]

📸

[@nope_118]

The way Elliot delivered 'can they talk?' fucking gets me evertime

[@michelecitran824]

Just had a quantum mechanics test that ruined my mood. Thank you for being there when I need you the most

[@michaelverdugo3968]

It was destined

[@seal8900]

“There is nothing inherently wrong with touching kids” -Tomska, January 28th 2020

[@mvwinf]

10:07 I have been looking for this clip for MONTHS Elliot is the funniest man alive

[@0b1k3n0bi]

Elliot: "Whot... does domesticated... mean... Can they talk?" *Burst out laughing*

[@yaitz3313]

Tom's T-shirt in this video has not aged well.

[@mikesworld6064]

Can I just say that these three work off of each other SO well. There were parts of this video that I genuinely thought were scripted because of how comically well-timed their chats were :)

[@animeducky9]

This is Cards Against Humanity: Brexit Edition

[@dantes4539]

I would like fan art of this scenario. Somebody (who is skilled in art) please do this. This needs to be shown to the world.

[@andreasheeb9372]

I think this may classify as the most hilarious episode of content ever.😂

[@awhellyeah12]

The pause before “can they talk” and also Elliot thinking that’s what domesticated means is so hilarious

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Ya know, the nurse never specified it had to be a daily sacrifice from the bunker's stock, and it's only to do their job, not regular tasks. Seems like they'd actually be great to have, especially once the raiders come in, since you don't need to keep sacrifices healthy, just alive. Also, it sounds like they'd know the surgeon very well, given his murder-history, so that was also a plus, I think you guys missed out here.

[@JrgPt96]

Rockets and Hitler? that sounds suspiciously like Wherener von Braun.

[@Vlugazoide]

My thoughts exactly. He would just build V2s

[@joenathan8594]

or just a good half of the US Science division in general.

[@ezekielmartin4323]

"When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wherener von Braun.

[@sadham2668]

@@joenathan8594 uh what?

[@sondpnichqfvd]

@@sadham2668 look up operation paper clip

[@vinnyart92]

the absolutely horrific timing of when this video came out is incredible

[@Maniac4Bricks]

0:22 this aged wonderfully now.

[@evanlandis990]

10:39 bear with OC. I will hug and keep

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Remember everybody to call the police the next time someone tries to yolk your yum.

[@EggManJoe420]

When Elliot said can he talk, i just imagined a bear saying: 'Hello! Ma names jim.'

[@asparrowscall]

Who tells our story

[@yaelfeldman6965]

I know that we can win

[@nullhydrangea]

6:54 When I say this sentence gave me whiplash I mean I stumbled in my own bathroom when I heard this

[@oliviagraber1785]

I love these videos because they got that feeling of just a couple of fun and creative friends having fun and being funny

[@siobhanlawper1051]

You have been smashing it with these last few Contents, love it

[@Donolohe]

That was an amazing episode, holy shit! When you can see gears turning in Elliot's head you know you need to prepare, but you can't be ready for what comes next.

[@afabfelix]

Game: "twitch streamer" Elliot: * puts up THE non-twitch streamer *

[@AshZucchini8168]

11:50 _really_ hope those kids in the trenchcoat have skedaddled by now

[@gracetalbot]

me: *theater nerd* me: *reads title* me: WHO TELLS OUR STORYYYYYYYY

[@nicoleflores2054]

same, i couldn't help it

[@felixettos]

ELIIIIIZA

[@cherrisoda892]

Title “who lives and who dies” Me: Who lives who dies who tells your story!

[@Theo-qk6wg]

How to ruin your career 101 with tomska: 11:35

[@saraguerrero223]

14:46 you fool this is how your arch nemesis came to be BABY WITH A GUN.

[@aaronfaehnle7310]

Me: *sees the title* Me: Me: Me: Me: WHO TELLS THEIR STOOOORYYYYYYY

[@FrenchFries4111]

I can't believe this is the last video where Elliot (1) appeared.

[@Tainami_]

I was studying my Japanese in the library, decided to take a break, and watch a bit of KZbin. This is the video I picked. It was a big mistake. I had to pause it half way, because I couldn’t hold it in any longer, the bear and furry thing made me cry of laughter

[@crookedbuns]

"They will come back covered in blood" 13:58 Dog seems to like that.

[@lee_s0a]

14:54 "A soul for a soul."

[@therulebreaker367]

14:23 BABY WITH A GUN

[@MrUtah1]

6:12 the greatest sound in humanity

[@boo_wl]

we accidentally the whole world :(

[@myselph1761]

I just noticed the shirt Tom was wearing. It's such a shame that The Illuminaughtii turned out to be such a lousy human, because that is nice merch.

[@st0lf]

I used to be an active member on her discord and personally knew some of the artists she commissioned to do merch. it was such a punch in the gut to have these memories overshadowed by the recent and ongoing bullshit around Blair

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

Apparently he ruined the shirt while making art so yeah

[@peasaladdeluxe6392]

Thankfully, that's not an Illuminaughtii shirt!

[@f4d4]

Waiting for the hamilton references in the comments

[@ianrose6218]

I'm a little late to the bus, but when the three kids in a trechcoat eat toenails, that doesn't specify clippings. Just so we end up thinking about that.

[@faerlabaermar]

If only they knew how close to being correct they were as to the state of what would become 2020.

[@courtneyevie]

i'd like to mention that with the options they had, one of the people could have been "an ugly baby but they are a baby"

[@triforceofdragons]

Elliot's mind is a beautiful thing 🤣

[@inst_guy]

Video: *exist* Covid: "My time has come"

[@mylastaltsrrsly5967]

Tom's shirt is definitely something

[@thekirstenempire]

4:32 i honestly thought that this was the convo: 'Our first addition, is a cute puppy who gets turned on by blood!' 'Who doesn't??' 'A delivery person, with a truck full of mcdonalds.' 'OOH'

[@jade-indiabalmer5693]

I'm never eating lunch and watching content, at the same time, again

[@GrumpyTy34er]

To quote CGP Gray: if it's at a farm, it's domesticated; if it's at a circus, it's trained.

[@_.sleepyghost._659]

“I think they count as one cause they’re in a stack”

[@fourtwoDLC]

Amazing content !! What a brilliant idea !! I host a small webradio show weekly and some of your ideas are often referred to in the show. We played an alternative version of the Apology Game last week and I think this one is going to be stolen as well ;) Kudos to you, guys. I've been following you for quite some years now (well, at least Tom) and guys, you rock!! Greetings from France :)

[@f4d4]

*WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYYYYYYYY🎶*

[@Aaron-mb5be]

Who lives and who dies AND WHO TELLS YOUR STOOOOOOOORY 🎶🎵🎶

[@QweltyNick]

There it is. The comment I was looking for

[@GameBugTP]

@@QweltyNick me too

[@dragonquestherosrocketslim1403]

Once you're in the Hamilton fandom, you can never escape it.

[@SuspectSh0t]

Azzarock Online Shut up

[@Aaron-mb5be]

SuspectShot420 NEVER.

[@razzburryisartistic]

“We predict that the world will end this Friday” *they knew*

[@EmmaleighKelly]

*"what would you offer?"* I'm mostly useless, but I am a good cook, and I like to clean.. plus I have a habit of not dying and copious amounts of portable chargers.

[@xorinoa]

I think this is my fave game played on Content.

[@undeadbredd6339]

can we just admire Eddie's laugh tho?

[@fearofthechippan]

One of the options here could have been “a very ugly baby who is a baby”

[@doodle3987]

"oh like a spit valve on a trombone-" ah yes someone of band culture I see

[@NazoCrystal]

it’s 4:30 AM, the perfect time to watch CONTENT

[@scrathed]

I'll do rad tattoos and cover the bunker in awesome art. But I become feral when not provided with tea and pasta daily.

[@geekjokes8458]

1:16 _ahhh, the correct use of _*_whom'st'd've_*

[@sentientbeast2066]

13:40 you basically described every retired grandpa in the Oklahoma

[@THEHAR0LD]

Haha - prescient. But what we didn't know is that people would kick themselves out of the bunker.

[@evo_is_confused]

The baby... Plus the hunter.... BABY WITH A GUN BABY WITH A GUN BABY!

[@321gofast7]

This would make for an amazing card game. Also, it was probably a good idea to not let in the bear furry, because Homicidal Sonic would probably take advantage of them and murder everyone.