DarkSydePhil: A Beggar's Journey (Part 6)

[@gex581990]

“Throws a childish tantrum” “Machinama sends a professional reply” HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD!

[@brotherhec2403]

Every time he says “people have been asking” no one has ever asked that he just likes to hear himself talk

[@steveo20007]

Phil: *Burns bridge* Also Phil: Makes a video right after where he pours gallons and gallons of gas on said fire

[@wentoneisendon6502]

he's gonna go crawling back to twitch in april

[@StayHungry41]

Seeing a rant from a few years ago, I notice a distinct lack if lip smacks, phlegm clears, and snorts. Our mans is literally melting from the inside out.

[@k.t.dennison3114]

Drinking too much gin and pulling too many hogans can do things to an mfer.

[@ramenbramen3859]

WardogLeader wasn’t using his tragedy to make himself look better he was trying to make Phil understand that it could be worse and he looked bad being so distraught just because his maid quit.

[@agent_of_cthulhu]

He is just a conceited waste of a human being. I honestly wish he would fail after all these years just so he can see how the rest of us live.

[@gwoody4003]

Yeah it was an odd approach, but the point stands: you got dumped by a piece of crap woman who poo'd all over you publicly every chance she got and you are acting like its a "my life is over" scenario. I imagine it was fairly traumatic for Phil, he probably never had a GF before and it was the only breakup he ever had. And Narcissists melt down when they lose control of someone.

[@theseekerofdankness959]

This guy is the personification of that "who killed him ?" meme, he literally shooted every partnership, every chance to be famous, every opportunity to build a big community, everything, and he always blames other people instead of himself.

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

He scared away potential audience after an intweview with his toxicity

[@uhtred7860]

His need to avoid responsibility is incredibly, deeply ingrained in him. You could make a montage hours long, of him saying "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct". Its practically an automated response at this stage.

[@pobxi]

"phil is not like the rest of us phil is special" - xmortis 2021 well said my brother

[@stahlhelm2862]

Phil’s whole little world got destroyed when he had to face the fact that his bad youtube channel isn’t a stable job.

[@Daikkenaurora]

Machinema protected him from getting removed from KZbin, they got him into gaming conventions, promoted his channels, free games, and tried to get him to do something other than stream.

[@issholland]

Ironically the DSP detractor community is one of the most inviting, cooperative "fan" communities on KZbin. It's amazing that Phil cultivated none of this himself.

[@mrrinkusu]

Do they have a discord?

[@otopico]

LOL. I say this every weekend when hanging out on Soma Julius Cruz's streams. The only good thing Phil has ever done for the world is to give us detractors a train wreck of a man to mock. If it were not for the tractor community, I wouldn't have made it through the covid mess as well as I did.

[@Count_Gustav]

@@otopico Also the only good thing about Phil is he is just an example for how not to be a content creator, KZbinr, streamer or even as human being.

[@otopico]

@@Count_Gustav lol, he has actual value!

[@otopico]

@@Count_Gustav at least he is good for something. Other than the lols

[@keyamazed1038]

The bit about Wardogleader physically hurts me. In 2017 I was going through a massive heartbreak and didn't eat much either. One of my best friends at the time consoled me by mentioning his own strifes he's had to deal with, and told me to go cook and eat something good even if you don't want to because you will feel better even if it doesn't seem like it. He also said it to me in a similar cheeky fashion as wardog. And I couldn't be more grateful to him for doing that.

[@cacycay]

and? i agree with phil about wardog.

[@Mattyk414]

Dave freaks out when you point out that everyone has struggles, or if there's ever a notion that other people deserve money.

[@spark154]

Whenever he is challenged by someone with real struggles. He wants to be the loudest voice in his own little corner. I guess that is why he hates what he does, because he needs to deal with the outside in order to have a chance to draw in some money for doing nothing of value in exchange, and all the micromanaging in the world isn't gonna spare him of being introduced to his real self every so often.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

with every partnership or business. Phil didn't do much but the bare minimum and hoped these MCNs would protect him or Twitch.

[@MsGhoulz]

Insulting and making demands of the hands that feed you. Always the best way to grow.

[@CustomStyleCajunTurkey]

Laveria Media CEO literally described DSPGaming in a nutshell with his tweets. What a beast.

[@stahlhelm2862]

He really thinks machinima insisting him to communicate the most effective way in a company with HUNDREDS OF PARTNERS is insulting. Amazing ego for a tool who didn’t learn to turn on a stove until age 26.

[@MidTierVillain]

The ultimate Karen, you can obviously see he’s a pain to deal with. Can you imagine what he was like as an employee!? He truly thinks the universe revolves around him, lmao, he really thinks he’s THAT important.. hilarious. 🤣

[@SNARC15]

If DoucheBagPhil worked for me, I'd end up firing myself!

[@johnnietheultimate]

No wonder he got fired from so many jobs.

[@quotedotes]

narcissists are often like this.

[@sinjin8576]

As a employee I guarantee he was a quiet little good boi. Phil is the type to joke and laugh until someone above him walks in where suddenly hes quiet as a mouse.

[@monkfan72]

I saw him play Papers Please. I have some idea. 😂

[@brotherhec2403]

Phil is upset because he feels they were passive aggressive while he’s been passive aggressive they whole email exchange lol

[@sinjin8576]

The fact that the "ME...REEE!" Clip is only slightly edited makes me chuckle everytime

[@error_404.69]

It's funny that Phil thought threatening to leave machinima was a good idea. What did he think, the higher ups would be like damn we can't loose DSP and his raw unedited videos? Better yet they kicked him to the curb as he deserved

[@fitness65]

This man has so many opportunities to be as big as he is now and have a growth in his channel and could've gotten tons of sponsors. Instead he got in his own way and prevented it from happening the sad thing is even today he still doesn't take any accountability for him not being big or for his channel being stagnant

[@Count_Gustav]

It's simple thing to do to just "don't be an asshole" and he'll do way better than his current state.

[@jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724]

This is honestly the best deep dive into THE dsp. Don't know why it's taken me this long to find it

[@nunyabizniss3451]

DSP to his fans: *treats his fans like naughty children when they don't tip* DSP to Machinima: Don't you dare treat me like a kid!

[@Deadman1000]

Phil is gonna be an old man and STILL talking about how all of the things he did, aren't his fault. His own recollection of his failures is funny as well, he harassed machinima and expected them to kiss his boots and when they said kick rocks, he plays victim. I'm guessing they didn't teach much business in Phil's business classes.

[@williammoore6128]

Phil has been struggling to keep his house for like 6 years

[@Vermilionaire]

Since day 1 lmao -- if he sold it and downscale even a bit he'd be in a much better situation but his ego won't let him 😆

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

Well not really, he’s been making well over $135k/year for at least the last 8 years, and he was making a LOT more than that during the first few years after he started making videos 13 years ago, so no he never had any problems to pay his mortgage and he didn’t need to downsize his expenses, he needed to stop spending thousands and thousands of dollars on stupid things like mobile games, alcohol and restaurants on a monthly basis and he would’ve had the best life he could’ve dreamed of!! But no, he preferred to spend everything on shit like that, and he still does to this day…that’s the real problem

[@ghettoprince187]

@@jasonvoorheesthethird This is How you don't waste money staring DSP

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

@@ghettoprince187 exactly! The guy has made multiple millions since he first started 13 years ago, and he’s still begging like there’s no tomorrow ffs!!

[@hoitheguy]

Been enjoying this comprehensive history of DSP, big ups and subscribed looking forward to the next part

[@he-mansuncle7661]

He didn’t know how he would pay his “mortgages”

[@stonecoldhooligani3862]

DSP has really deluded himself into thinking he's the most important being on KZbin hell in the entire universe. It would be sad seeing a person spiral this far down into lunacy but since it's DSP it's just hilarious. He is his own worst enemy and that's why every bad thing that happens to him I can't help but laugh. You're stuck on level 1 forever Phil deal with it

[@ghettoprince187]

I think he's stuck on the tutorial than lvl 1

[@MarvinT0606]

@@ghettoprince187 nah he's stuck at booting up his console

[@silvertail7131]

Phil seems to alternate between being the little guy, or being the main breadwinner depending on what narrative he's trying to spin at the present moment.

[@nevermore7373]

@@silvertail7131Talking out of both sides of his mouth. Such a liar.

[@tricksalot2]

i like how he doesnt like to be treated like a kid but he treats other people like kids like hes a 4th grade teacher scolding them.

[@arlenbales3233]

14:01 is still one on the best DSP clips.

[@Syrus2006]

Been watching your 'A Beggar's Journey' series since it's inception and I gotta say I've been really enjoying it. It's fairly casual and not quite as professional as some of the other documentaries about Phil kickin' around KZbin but I like it for that reason. I'll be watchin' for any future instalments! Just about to start this one.

[@MsGhoulz]

Did not know the Laveria owner ripped Phil's @#$ a new one. Makes sense why he's committed to hiding in a bubble and preying on wheelchairs now.

[@spark154]

He always tried to do that. It's just that now he is enabled by KZbin and Twitter to insulate his bubble even further.

[@silence_dais]

"Cause Phil doesn't think like the rest of us." "Phil is Special." "He fell for it." Was laughing my ass off with that!

[@silvertail7131]

The "trolls" seem to be the best thing to happen to Phil, he has an all purpose, nebulous scapegoat to blame his every failure on. Never mind that most of these people were his spurned fans. Feels like this guy would look at the vultures circling him, and blame them for creating the desert, stealing his map so he wandered in here, and building then deconstructing that oasis he totally saw.

[@ScreechingPossum]

Karen Burnell sure lacks the foresight to keep things calm, collected and professional for 'a mature adult with a bizniss degree' and complaining about being treated like a kid... He can try to make detractors out to be 'stalkers', but he admits to what should be 'behind the scenes' conversations ' 'vlogs'/prestreams/'podcast'/talking to himself in an empty room on his own in the heat of a moment...like a kid. And what has this gotten him? 12:26 - 12:29 (Also, that beginning clip...why does the middle, square of his mustache look darker? It stands out and reminds you of someone...that would wear an aviatar's hat)

[@juliusweiss5447]

Oh my god, all this time I thought the “ME! REE!” Thing was just an audio edit. Why did this clown say ree!? Looooolll. 😂

[@PattyOflan88]

holy shit dude, when he said that the main change after panda Lee left was not having dinner....what the fuck. you ever seen the animated video where he talks about the hospital visit? metokur showed it once, really funny

[@blackomet5049]

I'M the one who's watching xMortis' DSP documentary! ME! REE!

[@SNARC15]

DSP: The King of Burning Bridges (with Machinima) And yup, I'll always remember how he blocked me on Twitter after calling him out for what he did to Wardogleader.

[@kingcaboose24]

DSP sounds like my roommate who can't get his shit together enough to move out.

[@UNIRockLIVE]

I cant help it, i come back to this channel everyday... Your going to get a milkion views just off me playing your playlist every night 😂

[@spectrealangritch]

I’ve grown fond of your soothing voice over the course of this series.

[@NewZen41]

I remember seeing this vid back when the SoK covered it before their tomfuckery came to light. Phil really couldn't understand that hounding the hand that fed him for more food when they gave him a three-course meal was going to lead to them putting his Yeller-ass down, and nowadays, his constant begging only further reminds us of why this man shouldn't be allowed to handle his own expenses...

[@ghettoprince187]

"Before their tomfuckery came to light"? Forgive me for my mild ignorance, but what happened?

[@MisterSchitt]

@@ghettoprince187 You want the long version or the short version?

[@ghettoprince187]

@@MisterSchitt ill take what I can get lol. But the short version will do.

[@Athrun82]

@@ghettoprince187 In two words: gay ops. The SoK did run Gay Ops on Phil Plus their leader Fred Fuchs did some other bullshit as well

[@MisterSchitt]

@@ghettoprince187 Buckle up and grab some popcorn. This may take a while. A former member of the group named Che (RetrospectiveGaming on KZbin), came out against the group's leader (Fred Fuchs) with chat logs showing the latter is a paranoid psychopath. Turns out, Freddy Boy wasn't satisfied with just making seven hour long podcasts obsessing over every waking second of Phil's life. He was actively collecting and sharing the personal information of both then-current and former SoK members and their families on the low. Fred thought one member (Moogle) lied about moving into a new house as a ploy to do gay ops with another detractor group against him. Why? Because the door to his bedroom made a specific creaking noise. He thought another member lied about having leukemia (which she later died from) until he looked her name up in her local obituary. Why? Because he thought she, too, was trying to do gay ops with other detractors. Fred also doxed the girl's parents. Fred often pressured the younger members into doing things that were unsafe. Things like Fazzy eating ten pounds of mashed potatoes in a single sitting, Loophole eating rotten canned fish for losing a bet, Pascal buying a snapping turtle to bite his dick off. And so on. Fred also used a voice changer to mess with an autistic Phil fan named Puk. Fred coerced the boy into face doxing by giving pictures of himself doing embarrassing things like wearing a dress and braiding his hair. Fred then shared those pictures in either a shared community Google doc or the SoK Discord server. He was also constantly trying to bully one of his "underlings" into driving to Phil's house so he can record himself getting into a fist fight with Phil. Another guy (King of /pol/) got into a verbal argument with a Phil fan (Vidar, aka BrightsideViking) and tried to set up a legally sanctioned boxing match. But Fred - being the psycho that he is - just wanted KoP to record himself flying to Norway (where Vidar lives) to beat him to death. Eventually, Fred was found out and the entire detractor community came down on him like the final battle of Endgame. Fred was forcibly kicked out of the community and the remaining members disbanded over a series of Twitlongers and livestreams. The only "active" members left are Fred's dead Twitter account and his best friend who tried to kill himself after all this went down. Don't worry about that, though. The guy is a dumbfuck who couldn't even kill himself properly. His girlfriend tweeted that he survived his own suicide attempt before setting her own Twitter account to private. And on that note, we cue the music.

[@amorasilverspark]

Funny thing is the only reason why Phil's ad revenue was down because EVERYONE'S ad revenue was down. The freaking KZbin adpocalypse was going on at that time and Phil had no idea or thought his pay should not have been affected. Also, I have never heard of Phil even saying anything about the adpocalypse.

[@whalewaffle2771]

My sincere sympathies for any customer service representative that had to deal with this pile of shit. Enjoy lvl 1 master pig.

[@silogaming457]

A really great video. Awsome production. Awsome presentation. Great supporting work and stort. I envy the schools you went to man. This is such a great mini series

[@xMortis]

I dropped out

[@dustinrausch5008]

DSP: I'm leaving if you don't give me what I want, now, Now, NOW! Machinima: Alright, get lost. DSP: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@NeoShot]

25:54 HE SAID IT

[@nunyabizniss3451]

DSKaren: I'd like to speak to management!

[@unskilledlabor5229]

Instant like for the effort and execution.

[@reconstructedrichard208]

This series is so awesome. Hopefull kat will get out of there this year. That would make for some quality entertainment

[@LyteSydeShill]

Massive Ups Mortis 🔥

[@Bane03X]

Perfect timing, let me grab a candy cane and enjoy this shit 👌🏽

[@yamatokira54]

Would love to see the actual message he sent, it probably had nothing he said on it.

[@TaisinViper]

Hand Graphs and Googly Eyes intensifies

[@raultrashlord4404]

His eyes are like marbles. I don't see anything behind them. I see a void with a bottomless appetite.

[@DrewDrewCrew]

After that wardog situation that should have been a wake up call for alot of dsp fans.

[@nunyabizniss3451]

Phil wants to be a celebrity. He wants a captive audience to complain about anyone who annoys him.

[@brownbear5258]

ME REEEE Never gets old🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit. bro your deep diving on some of this lore. I never knew he got his bacon sizzled by the Laveria CEO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WestonEvans]

I had no idea that those kind of programs existed past like 2012. But for real great video I didn’t know half this stuff. Tons of great points, most of it you would think would be common sense- but not to Phil. I guess that’s most of what makes it interesting

[@daveb947]

I love how Phil says he was worthy enough to be brought up during a meeting/conference call. Also, Phil would no doubt have been informed beforehand his contact was gone. Hes such a pos. XD EDIT - he also probably sat outside a window at Machinima with a boombox begging to be taken back. 😂😂😂

[@Neon_Henchman]

I was in the detractor community since almost Day 1, but this series helps to be a nice refresher, like I kind of forgot about Wardogleader. And, can I be blamed for forgetting some of his scummy shit if he does something new every week?

[@NameAvailable]

17:12 “the one major change is that I don’t have anyone cooking dinner for me anymore.” That’s crazy. I’ve been in long term relationships; I’m currently *happily* single. I can’t imagine saying something like that out loud about even my worst exes.

[@kevinmajorca]

This series has been fun and educational up to this point. Good structure and editing. Big ups pieemp.

[@DispairNL]

" They went against my wishes " Oh , im sorry my lord we didnt obey the Swineking ! Dude you were a a bottom of the barrel content creator at that time , they have bigger and much better partners to deal with . Getting rid of someone like Phil can only benefit a company in the end. And again the Wardogleader thing was the worst he ever done in my eyes , all the guy did was offer some perspective , quitting a relation is no big deal really , a lot of them fail , much like marriages. but losing a brother is something quite different...And to insinuate he made it up just to troll... thats really low...

[@silvertail7131]

I just love that he's complaining they went against his wishes while effectively firing him.

[@yourmaninlondoncollecting5749]

What Phil Don't understand, is that IF his content was good and he had evolved and stayed fresh through the years... he would not be where he is now. Begging 6 days a week. He would be where Keemstar ended up. Retiering with "F*ck you money" 😄😁

[@SNARC15]

More like "No, seriously? Fuck you money!"

[@MsGhoulz]

Except he had @#$% himself money by spending it all.

[@grandmasterestrada1592]

ItsAGundam had one of the best responses about Phil and his situation. "Phil is where he is because he's lazy. Lazy as hell!" Phil should be a cautionary tale about never having to grow up.

[@ivovanderavert1269]

Phil's rants about Machinima make me think of that scene from I Am Alan Partridge where Alan says to the BBC executive: "But... I just bought a new house". To which the executive rightfully says: "Alan we don't owe you a living".

[@monkfan72]

And it was a "5 bedroom bastard house" with a "Buck Rogers toilet. 1 flush - Gone!" 😂😂😂

[@LUX711]

“This is my livelihood!!” 🤡🐷 Pig-lation:: *too lazy to get a real job. He chose this.*

[@Sixfootdig]

Watching these episodes makes me realize that he deserves everything he is getting these days as far as drama and problems

[@vegetasfitnesschannel446]

Great video series man, I think it’s the best on him.

[@monkfan72]

Phil can't pay his bills? Color me surprised.

[@Gentou76]

Excellent video got yourself a new sub.

[@pacificoslim]

"Mee! Ree!"

[@snortkarl2070]

Can't wait to watch part 7 ! Lol (watching it right now) SNORT!

[@uricacidcrystals9921]

So this originally happened with the first adpocalypse and Phil in true narcissistic fashion thought it was just him despite this being a site wide problem at the time. He can’t see past his own nose. He is a total Karen

[@Mevgred]

Bro your DSP content is fire.

[@pakapasiti]

I really appreciate your videos. Wonderful essentially Wikipedia on the guy.

[@sketedavisonsson]

Every time he snorts and makes me wonder if he just blew a fat rail but he would take a break every 30 to 45 minutes.

[@otopico]

Phil is his own worst enemy and he is completely ignorant of it. Everything happens to Phil. He does nothing wrong, he did everything correct. I'm older than Phil, but he embodies every negative trope in regard to being clueless, entitled, demanding, and a poster child for what a Karen is. I should feel a little bit bad about enjoying watching Phil fail. It isn't right that I get tangible moments of joy watching him fail and have no idea why all the bad things always happen to him. But damn if it doesn't feel good watching and sharing in the public show of DSP being a mature adult with a business degree that begs for tips because he doesn't want to get a job. I hope DSP always has just enough money to keep his streaming going on for years and years. When I feel like I have failed in life, or let my people down, or just not do the right thing, I can always look at DSP and take some comfort from the fact that I have friends, a life partner, great kids, and a amazing community of detractors where we can all come together and have a laugh in these times by making fun of Phil. I hope he never stops. This shit is way too good.

[@mitchellalexander9162]

And now we come to the Other Cards and Shields DSP Uses to Guilty Trip People From His Health, The Depression Card, His Taxes, His House! And how that all comes crashing down when he does too much of it.

[@Sharkmane25]

Lmfao 4 year community college is equal to decades of privately funded education cmon Phil

[@kriskartoon5435]

It's impressive to get kicked out of Machinima out of all companies

[@nunyabizniss3451]

DSP doesn't "take pleasure in the suffering of others" and yet, he makes anyone banned beg for forgiveness. Hmm, 🤔 . I also seem to remember him humiliating other paypigs when they annoy him. Often.

[@aydrianna22]

One of the funniest things about this guy is how he never learned how to pronounce "reneg".

[@LogamusPrime]

17:15 Did this fool just say that???

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

This dude really thought Machinima would be talking about his fucking ad revenue in board meetings 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spencer6459]

I like the title!

[@asianconservativelawyer1531]

So what’s next after gouty? Chris Chan? Wingsofredemption? Or more gouty?

[@xMortis]

Can't exactly do a Chris Chan video as Geno and other KZbinrs cover him and his past stories. Wings is seeming possible, we'll see what happens.

[@thatdamnnyquil]

He's in his Karen era in this one

[@AngellusRavenix]

I'm surprised you cut Phil's crying stream asking the fanbase to "help" him find a new MCN after Machinima dropped him. If not for the fans, Phil wouldn't have gotten on Curse. But I can't wait to see your take on the Spawn seats saga.

[@ReaperSigma]

Phil really should change his name to Karen

[@SrslyTony]

Every now and again when I'm watching a dsp hate vid, I think about Wardog. Bet Phil never does.

[@BIGwillTHEGAME]

I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct.

[@rain-5103]

Hey man great video! Some of us listen to these videos in the background while we work, clean etc so maybe next time can u read one or two of the tweets/comments since we aren’t able to read it ourselves?😅

[@xMortis]

Sure thing, I'll remember to do that next time.

[@JAY-jb4oj]

16:00-17:32🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yurikendal4868]

18:10 Im stunned. Phil is looking to sponge off of someone, openly. Who is this guy? Learned helplessness. Utter narcisist.

[@oddysee3030]

I hate that I can hear him rocking back and forth like a baby during the audio-only sections

[@he-mansuncle7661]

Was Laveria a legitimate company or a great way to troll Phil?

[@Daikkenaurora]

It was a bullshit MCN. They had channels that streamed Naruto, Football and other licensed properties.

[@alexisonfireagain]

I want to talk to you're manager........ :D

[@sketedavisonsson]

Hahaha, ppl are being so ridiculous in the stream chat... SNORT!!!!