The DarkSydePhil Iceberg

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[@Shelltoast]

Great video! Still watching but I’m gonna answer one of the iceberg questions you had. The first one regarding tuesdays I’m not sure about either, but it might have something to do with his day off(?) since Monday and Tuesday are his most common off-days. The statues in the nook I know for sure is in reference to a video he did in which he showed off his nook (shitty storage closet) and it was filled with unopened boxes of figures that he was planning to sell. I’m pretty sure he managed to sell a few of them by auctioning them in actual videos before he completely gave up and never brought it up again. The KZbin Adsense refers to the old Adsense account Phil has linked to his first channel. The Adsense got terminated and monetization was disabled for his channel. This was right around when he lost his helicopter job so I think it turned into one of the first desperate for money sagas. It’s unclear why exactly his Adsense got disabled but I think he gave some contrive and ridiculous story as to what happened.

[@Shelltoast]

KZbin isn't letting me edit anymore so I'll continue via reply... Blu ray collection is probably referring to his absurdly large movie collection. I think he has (or had) hundreds of movies which he showed off in a few vlogs. A few years ago he pawned most of it off. Potion was a stuffed cat he kept on top of his couch during October as a "decoration". He did this with several other cheap dollar store plushies during other holidays as well, and I can only assume it was an extremely half-assed attempt to boost viewership. The heat during winter thing is something he said in 2018 to try and further prove how "poor" he was. He claimed that he kept the heat off to save money and was freezing his ass off.

[@Westsyde77]

Also, I believe the “Gunner glasses” also came from the “nook”.

[@LordBob858]

His Adsense got disabled because he specifically told people to click the ads on the video which is against TOS. Also I believe you are only allowed 1 Adsense per person so I have always wondered who the other one is under.

[@VitoSpatafore619]

@@LordBob858 I think it was machinima

[@Shelltoast]

@@LordBob858 Ah, yeah I knew about this but was unsure if it was actually from a completely separate ban. He's been kicked out and removed from shit so many times that it's hard to keep track.

[@anenemystand4965]

The only man on earth that pays bills daily.

[@southofheck]

That’s what happens when you put yourself 500k in the red.

[@ORANGECHRONICK]

He has a credit card for every month lmao

[@Jason0binladen]

​​@@ORANGECHRONICK they all go to Wwe champions, his wwe champions bills are huge

[@zensempai7371]

I’m really worried about the next few months you guys … we need to hit that tip goal #justthetip

[@JustAnotherMatt420]

@@zensempai7371ighly underrated comment. That shit was 🔥 😂😂 the hashtag got me haha

[@Capnsensible80]

Extra bit of lore on the Wolverine figure: He says later that his parents DID get it for him later, but by then it wasn't rare anymore so he didn't give a shit about it

[@1Hol1Tiger]

My brain hurts

[@Copebroo]

The wolverine action figure story is probably the most telling thing I've ever seen from him

[@joshshrum2764]

And he can’t even get that awful story straight.

[@raulguallpa8688]

Shows how he hasn't matured

[@marduke45]

it traumatized him xD

[@sinjin8576]

That and his "I dont have time for friends" comment. People who say that routinely live very sad lives. Not necessarily pathetic mind you but very sad.

[@jameshayter4604]

As a child according to him he called his parents "guys".

[@chrislaurent1137]

DSP is the kind of guy who would tell you to piss off after saving his life

[@TheFivegoodemperors]

@Charlie Bravo ya, the dude had to teleport away from a child in VR before saying he’d beat her in real life. It takes a special kind of spineless to be like that.

[@blackomet5049]

He would be pissed off at you instead of letting the ambulance take him, costing him $1000 extra dollars to save his life "You morahn, you know how bad my finances are. I tell you that on streams. Why wouldn't you just give me a ride? Ack ack ack you're so stoopid"

[@HomethaSick]

He'd run away after you saved him, then he would start talking shit. He would never dare say anything to anyone's face. He's too much of a coward.

[@joshshrum2764]

@@blackomet5049 Ooooohhhooo yes you are so stoppiddd. God i know his mannerisms to well.

[@A1phaz0ne]

"Thank you for saving my life. But if you really want to help me, please tip. Tips help IMMEDIATELY."

[@rear1490]

DSP not knowing what a rainy day fund is is the most DSP thing is ever

[@MundaneThingsBackwards]

He's a mature adult with a business degree, dood! Why the fuck would he worry about such trivial shit?

[@smtandearthboundsuck8400]

Valedictorian with a business degree.

[@NameAvailable]

That’s gotta be one of my favorites clips of him now. It’s so telling

[@stormkelleh]

I was LITERALLY just about to make a comment about that. There’s so much wrong with his view of “rainy day fund”

[@ohsweatbret]

@@MundaneThingsBackwards holt shit, you basically stole my comment verbatim lol

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

Phil is the only person on the entire planet that got fired from every single jobs he ever had while being the best employee those companies ever had!! LOL

[@lilheinz9496]

Did everything correct. Nothing he could do. Did nothing wrong ack ack snort

[@theokkali467]

@@lilheinz9496 "Bugged job mechanics" "why isn't spamming the keyboard instantly making me the CEO?" *Snorts loudly*

[@RichardELee]

Time-Stamps for anybody wanting them. Tier 1: 1:04 - Bills 2:20 - Ask Da Kang 2:47 - Gin 3:52 - Project 7 5:35 - This is how you don't play 7:16 - Gout 9:02 - King Of Hate 10:46 - Post Nasal Drip 11:39 - DSP Tries It 12:07 - The Camera's On 12:40 - Back Taxes 13:14 - John & Howard Tier 2: 15:48 - Blip TV 17:32 - Retrospective Streams 18:00 - Nail Biting 18:24 - 4th Place 19:30 - House Tours 19:46 - Wolverine Figure 21:52 - Tuesdays 22:01 - It's Tevin's Fault 23:11 - Patreon 23:27 - 2 Hour Prestreams 23:50 - Machinima 24:37 - Pandalee 25:19 - DMCA Strikes 25:32 - Kat 27:05 - Viewer's Choice 27:24 - Fred Myer 27:39 - Italian Sauce 28:31 - Kiwifarms 28:55 - Bankruptcy Tier 3: 29:47 - Swatted 31:25 - It's The Guy 32:25 - 3k Lemon PC 36:00 - Lean In 36:31 - 4K TV & PS4 PRO 36:46 - Leg Slap 37:00 - 50% Italian 37:30 - Swagginz 38:31 - Chair Spin 40:07 - Statues In The Nook 40:23 - Jasper 2k Scam 41:23 - Projared 41:48 - Gaming Chairs 43:50 - Chargebacks 44:56 - KZbin Adsense 45:04 - Sidella 46:00 - HomeFront Revolution 46:16 - Bricked Switch 47:21 - Losing The House 47:50 - Tax Attorney 48:30 - Wedding & Dying Parents 49:22 - Bottle Crunch 49:50 - My Depression 50:33 - Howard Stern 51:05 - Helicopter Job 52:49 - Vest Streak 53:54 - Ear Infection Tier 4: 54:54 - Papavera 55:37 - Blue Ray Collection 55:46 - PlanetJeff 56:14 - Birthday Week 56:36 - Click On The Ads 57:00 - Skittles 57:37 - 11 Year Old 58:35 - Twitch Bounty Board 58:59 - Potion 59:05 - Halloween Marathon 59:45 - Gifted Subs 1:01:22 - The Quartering Interview 1:01:43 - WWE Champions 1:02:25 - Give Her A Pill 1:02:57 - Rainy Day Fund 1:04:11 - Empty Game Cases Tier 5: 1:05:09 - Aunt 1:05:57 - Derich 1:06:27 - Seattle Air 1:06:38 - Minecraft Auction 1:07:01 - 50 Bit Bitch 1:09:39 - 301 Call 1:10:29 - Kobe Bryant 1:10:51 - 14 Credit Cards 1:11:14 - Bubble Blow 1:12:03 - MidFirst Bank 1:12:19 - Discord Leaks 1:12:50 - PC Builder 1:13:27 - Blue Beard 1:13:53 - Xbox Game Pass 1:13:01 - Windows 7 1:14:26 - DJ Runo 1:16:45 - Hamsters 1:17:05 - BadBunny 1:17:44 - Mario VS Sonic 1:19:29 - Emerald 7 1:19:52 - Car Crash 1:21:56 - Hotel Vacation 1:22:08 - Persona 3 1:23:51 - King Tut Tier 6: 1:24:58 - Project 7 Shirt 1:27:00 - DaBottomLine 1:29:33 - Cop Story 1:29:41 - African Nation 1:29:55 - No Heat In The Winter 1:30:06 - Oil Change 1:31:08 - Panda's Nude 1:31:18 - Best Buy 1:32:35 - QVC Turkey 1:32:52 - WWE Supercard 1:33:18 - No Heat In The Winter (Duplicate Clip) 1:33:27 - Caught Again 1:35:04 - I Used To Work Out Thanks for the video xMortis, this was fun to watch.

[@darthbeggus8202]

yo thanks for this

[@razorbackroar]

Absolute legend

[@suprcrzy]

Bless you for putting all this together 🙏

[@xpmingo]

goat

[@Aarron-io3pm]

You're a god damn hero

[@mrblonde609]

This is the closest we will ever come to Morgan Freeman narrating DSP content.

[@zensempai7371]

“And in gods great wisdom , he ensured only man shall inherit the earth “

[@lonick1692]

Phil having a breakdown over someone "ruining" the bugsnax finale is so funny

[@dre3k78]

Also Phil thinks a "Rainy Day Fund" means going out to spend money when its raining....holy shit lmao.

[@brandonchandler2556]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matj3296]

He doesn't know what it means, but he has also said he was a finance major in college...

[@johns1625]

He also thinks a monkey wrench is literally a monkey holding and using a wrench.

[@MsGhoulz]

Does he know how stupid a Project 7 trailer sounds? Why would people pay for a trailer...?

[@Cloudgazing-nl5jp]

It rubs me the wrong way when he say I work six day a week full time. No Phil you don’t. I worked six days a week full time on a dairy farm. You sit in your air conditioning room playing games.

[@brunneng38]

“Somehow this (vest) turned into a tips goal” Someone suggested it and of course he acted highly offended, ranted about that sort of thing being below him and insulted the suggesting person in chat. A week or so later (may have been a bit longer than that) the “vest goal” became a thing. The exact same thing happened with the gunner glasses and hats. Chat person suggested, he poo pooed the idea, threw out some insults and went ahead with it.

[@chucheeness7817]

It's amazing that even as a kid he treated his parents like how he treats his dents today. Just replace 'wolverine figure' with 'tips'. And seriously, he calls his parents 'guys', just like his dents.

[@Grim96]

I dont think the hamsters died due to neglect. Ive had 2, as well as 2 rats. They are prone to developing things and dying quickly. One of my rats was fine, then the next day he started having seizures then died the same week. Shit just happens

[@MrBoogiemoney]

Nah he neglected them lol

[@getthegoons]

Hamsters are very fragile creatures.

[@RatPunkGirl]

I was hoping the Crouch Jump Fiasco from the original Black Mesa mod would show up. IIRC Phil spent 30 whole minutes unable to make a single jump in Black Mesa because he ignored the game teaching him how to crouch jump, and it took his chat half an hour to explain it to him. Notable quote: "So apparently, it's called a... "crouch... jump..." *snort* Okay..."

[@DJMcFlinty]

30 minutes till he looked it up, he'd still be trying to make that jump if noone told him how

[@Stentron]

@@DJMcFlintythis might be the most convincing argument to know he was never a PC gamer dood. There is no way in hell you wouldn’t have tried crouch jumping after playing playing quake and unreal tournament or almost any PC game from that era.

[@spottyhead]

Phil's entire "online career" has been fueled by the Streisand Effect, especially now that he's doing that self-proclaimed pahdcahst. He's essentially become the guy that gets debunked, discussing topics he has no expertise, insight or curiosity about. Just states one thing; no nuance, just matter of fact, and you must accept that as gospel because he'll cite his years of recording minimal success, aging gameplay comprehension and non-social experiences as some form of podium to speak from. Classic narcissism on display as he mutes/bans any descending opinion. Sometimes I have to wonder if he puts some of the stupid takes he has out there to try and trend on Twitter so he can revel in a drop of clout much like how he did during the ProJared drama. Either way, whether he makes it another decade or not..you can't deny that he's found a lane for his grift.

[@MetalsirenIXI]

Its not an online career its a "Small business" according to Phil.

[@jj691]

The problem with KZbin videos. No one there to call you out on the spot for your stupidity, and false claims.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

He literally mostly lives off donations. More pathetic than me.

[@spottyhead]

@@mosshivenetwork117 The thing that gets me as well is that it's not JUST money. It's games, consoles, etc and you just KNOW that DSP is claiming that shit on his taxes like he paid for it from his own wallet.

[@amorasilverspark]

Well now it is the whole Chris Rock / Will Smith thing where he ratio'd the academy and got a ton of likes and retweets, but zero new viewers or members on his streams.

[@kin4386]

I'm just gonna say this: I have post nasal drip. And while yes, it does cause me to have to clear my throat very frequently, something I can safely say it does NOT make me need to do is snort. I have no idea why he does it, but I can assure you it's not because of that condition.

[@iamlucidess]

He just loves pigs so much he wants to be one *oink oink snort*

[@SlowDay1651]

I think it's one of his nervous habits, that or he's been snorting pills or coke and has a constant drip from it.

[@southofheck]

Also, why can’t he just lean away from the mic when he’s gotta do it? Like, if your gonna snort up snot, don’t do it directly in the mic.

[@kin4386]

@@southofheck He doesn't have that much common sense.

[@yungbruh8836]

Have u ever done coke with that post nasal drip? Tryna put you on game here

[@Sam-dc9bg]

I love it when people bring up "Project 7" because it represents who Phil is. Instead of contributing to the guys who did a bulk of legwork on the project, Phil decided to immediately cash out and keep most of the ad revenue for himself (Rambo&Howard's claims) With passion projects like that, you are supposed to reinvest initial earnings and funds to grow the project, not just impulsively cash out every step of the way.

[@lilheinz9496]

"it was TRAYYLOORE...UMMMM UGH KAY?

[@yomommamonkey]

DSP is so good at pretending he’s an adult.

[@AbsolsDarkClaw]

I agree and disagree. He's good at pretending being an adult, to himself only. To anyone else, they can immediately see how childish he is.

[@lilheinz9496]

See he actualy fooled us all in. He’s a master of disguise. He’s been pretending to be human this whole time! Did you know that when a pigroachs true visage is finally shown to the world, it reacts with toxic begging and manipulative behavior that amounts to lie after lie after lie about mobile game gambling addiction, alcoholism, spousal and animal abuse/neglect, and a pathetic inability to understand that it is the king of lolcows and hate because he is his biggest detractor debunker and destroyer.

[@gorgut08]

An adult with a business degree

[@Westsyde77]

Potion is the black cat beside the skeleton on the Halloween section when he’s wearing Cookie Monster. Xbox Game Pass he kept lobbying the audience. Saying he was trying to get it, because it game his business so many more options. He basically uses it as cop out when he doesn’t want to play something, or so he doesn’t have to come up with creative streams.

[@TrueGamer22887]

The game pass could also be a time when he had an expired code for gamepass and gave it away in a give away without knowing it was expired

[@gaybowser4653]

DSP preemptively ebegging for a PS5 one year in advance was the thing that pissed me off the most. He planned on being flat broke a year in advance instead of putting aside 50 dollars a month.

[@nevermore7373]

Fucking dead 💀💀💀

[@coltonwilkie241]

I've never seen someone actually plan out their poorness besides DSP. He just marked on the calendar "Start of poor" and then "End of poor".

[@judgeprime3730]

😂😂😂 classic DSP

[@TheGlasgowGamer]

Morgan Freeman has just narrated over DSP's life. Very nice!

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

What the hell is this crap about freeman and some step daughter

[@davidm2031]

"get busy living, or get busy rotting away on your coach begging for money"

[@davidm2031]

@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 looks like it was claimed by the man that murdered her. So until there's some credible proof, I'll have to doubt this.

[@jakublulek3261]

That would make Dave incredibly uncomfortable😂😂😂

[@prposalx380]

I think Phil "stretching" may be another "oh the camera is on" moment.

[@jackallaster7710]

except this time it was off "the good ending"

[@chrismcmeekin9943]

He doesn't understand that trying to retcon the Project 7 reboot actually makes him look so much worse. To write, film, and produce an entire episode of a series would have taken a lot of work. It would have been trash as hell but it would have taken time. He's trying to minimize the degree to which he scammed his fans by saying it was only a trailer they paid him for. Ok, so it was only a trailer... And he couldn't even do that.

[@tristanclose5803]

Dude, this was one of the best DSP videos I've seen. Your deadpan narration had me rocking back and forth on the X and Y axis.

[@blumby4883]

“Some detractors theorized that she’s probably fat AF due to her not appearing on stream much.”YUP WE WERE RIGHT….as usual. 🤣💀

[@Midnight_Freefall]

Imagine spending your WIFE'S LIFE INSURANCE MONEY on donations to DSP. Holy fucking shit, I wouldn't give this dude a dime if I had Bezos money...

[@wentoneisendon6502]

I've gotten kind of bored with the DSP highlight channels and they've fell out my recommended feed, but this was right at the top. Love these vids

[@NASkeywest]

Phil moved to Washington state, the most rainy place in America because he thought “Rainy day fund.” Meant he would make money anytime it rained.

[@VitoSpatafore619]

Wonder what he's gonna do for his 40th birthday stream in like 2 weeks probably gonna be a big begathon

[@BobbiDigitals]

Oh well first he's going to set a Goal. And IF and only IF they reach that goal he plans on having balloons & streamers & all kinds of shit to celebrate it. It's going to be the weekend prior to his birthday. It's going to be OHSOME. Yes, he said this on stream.

[@advcrim77]

I need more kahtributions dood. *SNOOOOOOOOORT*

[@stormkelleh]

His goal is to make enough to watch “down the rabbit hole DSP” and make comments on it as a stream.

[@VitoSpatafore619]

@@stormkelleh I heard about that don't get the point now as it's been almost 5 years and his commentary is boring anyway

[@stormkelleh]

@@VitoSpatafore619 well he thinks it’s exiting content to acknowledge a detractor video. If he had the balls he’d actually participate in an interview with Crazey or Blooperworldorder or even the almighty himself. He won’t but here’s the deal and I’ll say it myself. If Dave would participate in a no holds barred interview where he is grilled but fairly grilled over his antics for 1-2 hours I’d legitimately consider tipping

[@Forsaken.Wanderer]

I have one - DSP's face is so jiggly because he is actually wearing a rubber mask of his face to cover the burns from the car accident.

[@SquealingPig1651]

I'm glad to see so many detractor channels against phil, this hate brings us all closer together. I also love when detractors make calm, explaining videos like this for possible detractors, to make sure that future peoples don't fall under pignosis.

[@xMortis]

Just doing my part for the community

[@citizenstranger]

well phil is not a good person, but communities that congregate on hate are probably better off ignoring the person and not giving them attention. relating on hate is not a good thing in and of itself. (edit: i am most definately not pro-phil)

[@SquealingPig1651]

​@@citizenstranger Eh, it depends on the situation. I don't believe hate is ALWAYS wrong/bad, and in alot of cases, the amount of effort in "hating" Phil is almost none because the pig makes it SOOO SOO easy. There are those that can take it to far, but it's not like he doesn't bring it upon himself, or at least doesn't deserve it. Those that feel bad for him, simply just haven't done enough research. If you STILL feel bad for him, you are under pignosis, and need to be pulled out of it. There is at least SOMETHING everyone can hate about phil, rather it's the scamming, the snorting, or like me, just his overall annoying personality.

[@TheFivegoodemperors]

I don’t think “hate” of Phil brought people together as much as a collective urge to all point and laugh at Phil did.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

Hate is just as dedicated as love… BUT in your sense you just used “hate” for “keeping up with him and holding him to his BS.” Imo that’s not “oh you care so much” like Phil etc try to use as a tool to get you to quit… because he knows you have truth.

[@martineastman9855]

I love the little segment about DSP biting his nails when he sees a black person on the screen. Just points that out, then moves on to something else 😂😂

[@sgt.chad304tharmored7]

Dear god, I had no idea he legitimately didn’t know what a rainy day fund was. I thought that was just a meme highlighting the fact that he didn’t understand he was supposed save some of his money. He literally didn’t know what it was. Amazing

[@lilheinz9496]

Remember guys he was a finance major in college. Also he built PCs for a hobby ack ack ack. The helmet was broken snort. They didn't make it right ugh Kay? Snort. He Did everything correct. He did nothing wrong and he is totally not a lolcow cause he makes meaningful Kahntunt ugh Kay $Nort™

[@sueblantin5966]

"Ice berg? ...Iceberg. Uhhh, there's no DarkSydePhil Iceberg, I have no idea what you're talking about" Fantastic vid, xMortis. An entertaining and refreshing take on DSP

[@dachers1238]

So great. Seeing all this laid out and thinking about how long I've been observing Fill from a distance really blows my mind. Some of this stuff seriously feels like it happened last week...

[@dana.9377]

It’s sad to see Phil get even mediocre “success” when their are people out there with real talent and drive… his whole “career” is just a giant gimmick scam… his narcissism and ego are absolutely disgusting lol he’ll never understand… it’s the guy… lol

[@dana.9377]

@Stefano Pavone he didn’t even achieve organic growth he just kept clipping his playthroughs into ten minutes and spamming emails for YEARS after they enabled longer videos lol. The whole things been one big scam

[@sealake7935]

I wake up every morning with relief that I am not Phil

[@jleif7736]

Lol ahh so Phils Bank Leaks proved he still has a alcohol problem. I think people downplay this so much, alcoholism is very serious, and many people believe it's far worse than a heroin addiction. Phil is just a junkie who is desperate to keep stable income so he can drink every day, and not go through withdrawals

[@LouisianaGirly]

Bingo

[@AbsolsDarkClaw]

Nail on the head. I'm not sure if he drinks before or after streams, probably both, as he seems midly buzzed to pretty drunk every other stream. But i bet the moment he turns off his late stream, the first thing that happens is he waddles out of his "office" past Kat playing Skyrim in her own room somewhere to grab and take a swig of his beloved gin. Probably varies from there on how much he drinks, some days are definitely worse if you listen to him. Some streams he sounds actually fucked up, even though he may be used to being buzzed.

[@LouisianaGirly]

@@AbsolsDarkClaw you can tell when he is drinking during the stream just look at his eyes how glossy they get.

[@darksydeflow]

How has this piggy survived so long

[@BattousaiX333]

Tards gonna tard

[@GenWargrey]

heres some stuff which you werent sure what it is about. atleast I think; "Statues in the Nook" refers to an instance where a "fan" baited him for weeks to buy a figure of him, he made phil take a ton of pictures of statues and the "nook" where he stores almost all of them, its basically a tiny room just jamm packed with cartons of figures and his old pc and stuff. "KZbin Adsense" refers to way back when phil told his fans to click on the Ads so he got his first adsense account banned since thats against ToS he then had join a partner programm so they could put adds on his videos, this was machinima. after he got dropped by them and later by curse many people speculate he made either another adsense account on his name which is also against ToS or made on running one on leanas name.

[@_Super_Hans_]

He didn't snort once during the five hour interview on Side Scrollers either 🤔🧐

[@baboonman846]

People like Phil are the reason bullying is sometimes acceptable

[@HugoStiglitz88]

FACTS

[@ohsweatbret]

We call that the tall poppy syndrome in the land of bagged milk. You get too big for your britches and the whole country will just shit on you. Except he’s not a tall poppy, he’s an invasive weed

[@anthony6929]

You can't bully an adult

[@HugoStiglitz88]

@@anthony6929 sure you can lol

[@anthony6929]

@@HugoStiglitz88 I guess if they're mentally tarded then yeah

[@Frei_Zeit]

Damn XMortis, you're absolutely on fire bro. You have the one video that I've searching for since January. Great editing job. Can't wait for this to blow up and go viral. Awesome shit, keep it 💯

[@MetalsirenIXI]

Lmao Phils idea of a "Rainy Day Fund" is hilarious.

[@redwolfe7049]

When I first it when I watched this video, I was waiting to cross the street and I made such a goofy face because I've never heard such nonsense 🤪

[@chrisdornerrespecter8884]

Statues in the nook - pigroach has thousands of dollars of new and broken toy statues in the nook of his staircase. A troll emailed Phil pretending to be interested in buying them and got dsp to take the toys out and take pics and explain in detail what's wrong with them lmao Xbox game pass - when Phil was giving away the empty game cases he found a trial code for xbox game pass and read it out on stream, acting like he gave away something of value. But it was expired and worthless. Also some additions: Kat has gone out with Phil on their day off only once in 2 months. She stays at home and plays skyrim instead. We don't hear the vacuum cleaner anymore and it seems they are doordashing daily. I think their relationship is at a point where she doesn't cook or clean or want anything to do with him besides be room mates. The divorce saga will be delicious.

[@KobayashiBrynhild]

He deserves it.

[@issacthemagus9073]

Him getting Mario and Sonic early surprisingly wasn’t a lie. A detractor named Soma Julius Cruz pointed out that he had the game on his Switch Home Screen 2 days before the game came out

[@BobbiDigitals]

How? He only had his switch for like 1 day right? He bricked while charging overnight didn't it? Or did he get a new one?

[@issacthemagus9073]

​@@BobbiDigitals I don't remember actually. I wanna say that he got a new one but I'm not 100% sure

[@falchionlord8005]

@@BobbiDigitals He got a new one after the first one bricked not certain on when but I think it wasn't long after the first one bricked.

[@rocotaco5517]

I just find it so funny that DSP put himself in so much debt after maxing out 14 credit cards for a mobile game

[@VimesVtuber]

45:00 KZbin adsense is probably about how dsp had originally got his adsense banned cause he told his viewers to click on the ads which is agiant tos. A major contributing factor to going with a mcn.

[@deviltronix]

Also, he had two adsense accounts which is against TOS. But the second adsense account didn't help much because it was ties to his dead channel and he cannot point it to the channel with the banned account, something he still complains about to this day.

[@jacobmech1]

I dont like phil but man swatting is always way too far.

[@DaveA441]

“The Blue Ray Collection” was this legendary moment when Panda lee moved in with Phil. And he organized his blue ray collection on this massive shelf in alphabetical order. And pandalee trolls him and says “Cinderella why do you have that. Gayyy”

[@coltonwilkie241]

The most effort he ever made with a woman was organising his Blu-Rays. Wonderful.

[@elitereptilian200]

100% authentic 25% fake italian mature adult with a business degree who is not a gimmick streamer nor a childrens entertainer nor a clown.. also wears a stupid vest, gunner glasses, pikachu hat and blows bubbles and has a birthday celebration week at 40 years old alone with his mature adult viewers & chat.. yeah..

[@gen_jose3380]

Dude you're the best! Just started watching the DSP series. It's great! I'll definitely finish it till the end.

[@Daikkenaurora]

1. Project 7: DSP decided to play a Street Fighter V demo instead of doing anything related to Project 7. He then later said that he couldnt do Project 7 anyways, because he didnt have a good enough camera. He just wanted to set a goal. He never thought he'd hit the goal. So he never planned on doing anything. 2. DSP ended DSP Tries It because it wasnt making him the money that he wanted. He's actually said this multiple times. 3. The Wolverine Toy story is even more hilarious because he later got it the following year and didnt want it. Mainly because it had become more widely available and the price went down. DSP wanted the toy to gloat to his friends. This is the shit spoiled kids do. 4. 33:45 You can see the zipper that he uses to enter the body. 5. Not sure if you know this but DSP also had a Patreon goal for a PS4 Pro, 4kTV and new camera. Again, these were just goals that he didnt expect to hit. He ended up getting more money and when he was supposed to get a new camera, he changed what the goal was. He's a scumbag. 6. Lady Swagginz is a bitch. Just wanted to say that. 7. Statues In the Nook: He has several statues and collectibles that he was supposed to sell but never did (example Sideshow She-Hulk PF). He initially lied on his bankrupt and didnt claim any of his collectibles. 8. KZbin Adsense is how creators get paid on KZbin. It used to be if you lost your KZbin Adsense, then you couldnt make money on YT. DSP lost his YT Adsense back in like 2010, when he told people to click on ads. Telling people to click on ads is against TOS. He circumvented this by getting an MCN (Machinema). When he was later dropped from all MCNs, people were wondering how he was able to get money on KZbin. It's speculated that he either used Leanna's adsense, made another account or appealed it. The first to options, being against TOS. 9. Blu -Ray Collection: DSP at one time probably had over 1000 Blu-rays and DVDs. It was ridiculous. I'm sure you can find some DSP Tries it where you'll see them stacked against the wall. But supposedly, he sold/got rid of them when Khet moved in. 10. Hope you enjoyed reading of this bullshit

[@drunkbottlemaniac]

I remember he was also talking about replacing all his DVDs as Blurays. Just a another pointless thing to waste money on.

[@PermanentlyTemporary]

Tuesdays used to be his mandatory day awff during the PandaLee era of his life. Now it's just sort of randomized. It was Mrs Waggins, because "MrSwaggins" was the original name he appeared as. Statues in the Nook is where Phil moved all his statues from CT and put them in a small closet in the Wakhando. KZbin Adsense is likely the "If you could go click on the ads, that'd be great", followed shortly after by being banned from Adsense for "Fraudulent Click Activity". Could also be "Using PandaLee's Adsense". RE: Sidella, he has COACH Syndrome, which is why he sounds like that. COACH Syndrome means that Sidella is mentally stunted, to put it politely. DSP had roughly 600$ worth of BLU-Ray movies that he bought over the years. That's all there is to that collection. He showed it off in one of the house tours. RE the 11 year old: he waited until he was out of the room (at least), but he also had push-to-talk on, and if you look in the bottom left corner, you'll see the microphone icon change, so he still said it to anyone in earshot. He blamed it on the trolls, but iirc one of the devs reached out and said they didn't want DSP to get anything from their game off of the bounty board. ELO Hell I think it was. Potion ties into the Halloween decorations. It was a black cat stuffed animal that DSP started putting up behind him in 2019 I think. RE: Green Screen, Phil has one in his garage. But he claims it's in disrepair.

[@Midnight_Freefall]

Was gonna comment about Sidella, but I didn't know what his deal was. Thanks for the info.

[@MightyNick100]

Nice video Mortis. Can’t wait to see the rest of your DSP lore videos

[@goata8]

I especially liked the part where he was too weak to get the packing styrofoam out of the computer and was winded afterwards

[@southofheck]

DSP’s 3 step guide to solving any problem: 1: blame those damn dirty trolls 2: ??? 3: profit And it never fails

[@thxwanderer]

I absolutely love DSP lore. Do not ask me how I discovered it, I just did. I've been watching DSP detractors and "haters" make long form content on him for probably 2 years now and I love finding new people that cover him because they always teach me something new. Thank you for taking the bullet for all of us by watching him and his content just to put this together.

[@InvaderzimsGir-ww8fv]

Same thing happened to me a couple years back, I found this stuff out of nowhere and now I love watching this stuff, seeing how dumb he is

[@BrettonFerguson]

The only people I've met who talk about needing "money for bills" this much, are heroin, crack, and meth addicts.

[@gex581990]

Phil seriously bought a pc without a GPU to use for streaming and gaming then wonders why his cpu is throttling lolllll

[@tvdvd8661]

Wtf haha 😂 I bet he felt dumb for trashing the guys who built his older pc

[@ruminating1596]

51:25 I love this one. I remember in the military when we had someone extremely dumb, they would make up b.s job titles for them just so they could keep them away from the general population. Usually these guys would screw up so much, when they higher ups would come it would make the entire company look like crap. So to avoid this, they would give them some b.s title, put them in a corner of the building and hope their contract ended so we wouldn't have to deal with them any further. I could easily see Phil's company doing this. They know his father so they just make up some b.s because Phill is too stupid to do his normal job. 53:00 Also, with the vest, it wasn't DSP fan that suggested it. His fans are brain dead and unoriginal. Almost everything Phil is known for is because of Tevin. Tevin was hosting one of DSP live streams and he proceeded to make fun of Phil in that stupid vest (PHil was doing the retrospective stream at the time). So one of Tevin's viewers hopped over on DSP stream and suggested he put it on. This used to happen all the time. You would have most of Phil's chat actually be detractors and they would spout out memes about Phil just so Tevin would read them on his stream. Or they would mention a song Tevin was playing, but in DSP chat and DSP would be extra confused, but Tevin's stream would crack up. The bottle crunch is because of Tevin too. Tevin got pissed DSP did it one stream and ranted about it. Tevin's viewer went over and mentioned in chat and Phillip started doing it on stream. So a lot of Phil's success stems from Tevin popularizing it. Just like the "Lean in ban".

[@bobobsen]

Same with all of the frog stuff

[@michaelkitchin9665]

Continuous improvement's a legit thing but all it really counts for is cross-training so you can cover other parts of the business. It's not a promotion, its a sidestep. I do that at my job and all it means is doing work for different departments at times of necessity. He thinks a role change = more money which just isn't the case with 95% of office positions. You can use the extra responsibilities as a way to find better roles but Phil gave up looking for work within 3 weeks of getting fired.

[@symbiote3220]

I can confirm the first one. People on profile all the time get out on every detail and they’re the first ones being the mail room clerk for the barracks. Honestly you still have to deal with the multitude of asshats that can’t get out quick enough

[@ChipFreeSpace]

Its fucking crazy because I know the exact people you're talking about. They usually get sent to a "qa" position so they don't fuck anything up in the unit themselves.

[@KingTuck94]

Lmao my company would give the shitbags COA’s, AAM’s and stupid bs awards/coins to “boost their morale” so they would work harder (which never worked), while refusing to reward the individuals who actually worked hard and deserved it (thus lowering the hard worker’s morale instead) lol. I wish I was in your company it sounds like lol

[@ohsweatbret]

Even if DSP really has laid off the gin, he still has the mental attitude of an active alcoholic. I love how he sits and recounts that Wolverine toy as if it was Batman watching his parents get murdered. Edit: “i work six days a week full time, I don’t have times for friends.” That’s called time management and being active. As an adult you have go out your way to make and maintain friendships..

[@christianbethel]

What Phil does isn't 'work'. It's begging.

[@getthegoons]

And his work is playing a game. Here's a thought, play with friends?

[@seamus9232]

Whenever DSP overexplains shit, you know every word is a lie.

[@MaxisRichtofen]

i think his nasal drip is real he just hams it up more than what it actually is. the daily gin binges is pretty harsh on the throat.

[@juliusweiss5447]

The JoJo “to be continued” absolutely took me out. I love this “Chronicles of the life of the paypig” you’ve been doing these last few months, Mortis. Keep up the great work, mate.

[@xMortis]

Appreciate it brother. Glad you enjoy

[@joshshrum2764]

Paypig Crusaders.

[@BrettonFerguson]

When DSP said he used to "build gaming PCs back in 2000 and had a LAN set up at his parents house". He also said during his Witcher 2 playthrough in 2011 that "This is the first PC game I've played and it sucks. I've been thinking of getting into playing PC games and this is horrible, so no thanks." Just another of a thousand examples of DSP contradicting himself because he can't keep track of all his lies.

[@HeroineWaifuKefla]

Phil: I’m myself is a former pro fighting gamer player. Phil: I can be good at games if I want too.

[@ramenbramen3859]

Thanks for All the videos my dude I genuinely appreciate the content.

[@HugoStiglitz88]

To me the goose game thing is the worst. Even tho that game is stupid, he literally said "if someone buys it for me I'll play it". Someone buys it for him and he just takes the money and says the dude should just be a "good person" and be okay with the fact pigroach just scammed him because Phil "has bills to pay". Aka he spent it on WWE champions

[@innocentorphan1213]

The project 7 reboot scam was $1200 a month, for 8 months. It was a 10k scam total, you can look up his early patreon page on wayback machine to confirm.

[@dizzyupthefool5180]

The problem with DSP is that he's a prick. If he could embrace this and own it, he could redeem himself. He won't though as he has zero self awareness.

[@ProphetTech]

I still say the so called "Swatting Event" staged. 1.) The police announcing their presence was too clear, like they were already in the house. 2.) They darted right for the so called "streaming room", instead of clearing the garage and main level first and any other rooms leading to the pig pen. 3.) There were only two so called "officers" present. I dunno about you guys but "Swatting" usually involves more then two police officers. 4.) You can hear Leanna snickering in the background. So Phil and her were still inside the house instead of being removed from the premises. As for the 100% CPU usage, yeah I covered his stupidity in my video. Great vid xMortis.

[@ramenbramen3859]

Swatting is just the commonly used term. Odds are it was closer to a wellness check, and in reality it doesn’t matter if it was real or not. The main point is how he used it after the fact to try and garner sympathy.

[@Mattyk414]

Yeah, the wellness check makes sense since they went straight to his room and you can tell they were let in.

[@MundaneThingsBackwards]

It was real. Swatting isn't difficult and it's very easy to imagine him being a 'righteous (according to the kinds of fuck wits who swat people)' target of it. That's all the context you need. Phil may be a grade A morahn, but there's nothing dumber than faking an event that could inspire copycats who would do the real thing when you can fake phantom bills instead and get the EXACT SAME RESULT. Path of least resistance. There's a reason why (probably on the advice of some officer) he hardly ever mentions the swatting these days despite constantly talking about the impact trolls and 'tractors have had on him down to the level of down votes, fake poll results, negative comments, lost sponsorships, etc. He shouldn't. Looking at that list of 'evidence' you have? Come on, bro. That's pretty weak. Case in point: Tim Pool's multiple swatting incidents. The cops didn't even come into the house past the first incident. That one was very similar to Phil's due to the fact that maybe a couple officers off camera walked into the house after announcing themselves to give everything a look see without anyone having to be 'removed' because (like Phil and any content creator, period should) they notified their local precinct beforehand that they might be swatted. Second time, they didn't even enter the building.

[@guerrillavanilla]

Unless you're a cop or trained like one, let's not make assumptions on what police procedure or response is or should be. Phil is too lazy to change his pants to go to the store. He's wayyy too lazy to "stage" anything.

[@DETRACT0RD00M]

I wonder what Phail's parents are like and I wonder what they think of their 40 year old son who begs strangers on the net to pay his bills, while playing video games, unshowered for days at a time, and is arguably the most hated person in the internet..

[@Starwarsfan1253]

They probably hate him secretly.

[@Agentshadling]

The cop story was from a clip of him telling some guys about how some cops searched his bedroom and didn't see a nugget of weed on his desk and he thought it was the coolest shit ever

[@ChannelPup]

Great content, but one major takeaway, your voice is soothing as hell.

[@caninehelicopter5200]

The DaBottomLine clip is one of the most infuriating things I've ever seen

[@ThemisadventuresofLu]

Okay I was expecting this to be a Geno Samuel style documentary, but your blunt commentary has me dying. “His constant bitchin’” “I’m sure even after his death, Phil’s legacy will always bore down to that dumbass gimmick he did on screen” thank you for making this lol

[@Adrian-lm1vi]

For anyone who doesn't know about the "Cop Story" there's a video on KZbin called "Texas Showdown 6 Stories" where he tells it

[@andrew1ups]

I believe the ear infection based on how bad his throat and sinuses are. They’re all connected

[@michaelhaydenbell]

1:30:06 - DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR OIL FOR *THREE YEARS* BECAUSE BMW NEVER CALLED AND TOLD YOU TO BRING IT IN????????? PHIL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

[@TheHeartlessAlchemist]

"I don't have time for friends! I work six days a week!" Bitch, I worked six days a week including sundays for years and always made time for friends.

[@Thin_Whyt_Duke]

But did you also have a crippling gacha addiction that required a lot of your time and money?

[@dalejhunter1]

I can explain a few of these. The KZbin Adsense was likely referring to the Google partnership with his second channel before Blip TV. He got banned from it after asking his fans to click on the ads. Potion refers to the cat toy seen on Phil's couch a lot. Every so often, he knocks the cat down and takes a moment to pat it and put it back into place. Potion became a reoccurring character in the DSP lore... Cannot believe I said that...

[@sixtheninth8210]

Finally someone did dsp iceberg Dude this video is gonna blow up in views at some point. Nice job big ups🙏🙏🙏

[@robn2171]

Morgan Freeman narrates the Saga of DSP.

[@Thegamingground]

Ah-ha! So that's why DSP bites his nails whenever there's a black person on screen. The more you know.

[@WesleyZ3]

KZbin Adsense=DSP losing the ability to make money from ads so he either used his GF's or parents' info to get it back.

[@johnwelsh872]

The Wolverine story was the most Eric Cartman shit I've ever heard

[@riyoszu]

his rainy fund explanation gave me a migraine it’s funny how confident he sounded even tho he was absolutely incorrect.

[@ozzy7609]

haven’t even considered the fat kat theory 😂

[@DJLaZyI]

Potion is the stuffed cat he brings out around Hallowe'en (its named like his other decorations bc he charged people to name it); Xbox game pass was just him upselling how him getting the new xbox would be a pahsitive upgrade for the stream and how we would play everything on game pass, dedicate a night to various game pass games and play 'em with viewers; "No heat in the winter" refers to him posting a pic of him a sweater on IG whining that he's too broke to afford to turn on the heat despite the cold seattle air; No idea about the tuesday one lol other than it used to be his day off before he rejiggered his schedule because khet (thumb towards door) keeps getting bounced around departments/jobs at the fred meyers. ... Holy shit i need to touch grass 💀

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

Phil is an insult to the human race

[@goldfish7536]

I don't mind helping you with the ones you don't know. If I missed some, reply and I can probably answer, I'll edit this as I finish watching this. "Blue Ray Collection" is from his old home tour videos. You know in the old days we'd all have collections of CD's and DVD's, sometimes in a long vertical stack. For some reason Phil loved collecting as many blu-rays as possible, he always seems to re-watch the same movies so he bought a lot of them. In his home tours, he had at least 5 of the vertical stacks that must've totaled thousands of CDs, DVDs, Blu-rays etc,, way more than what a normal person would have. When he first started feigning financial distress he claims he sold them all to a store or something for like $50. "Potion" refers to Potion the plushie cat. He would show Potion the Cat after Khet moved in, but before the Jasper reveal. I think Potion the cat was introduced in a Halloween stream, but it might've been a Christmas one. It's just a stuffed animal, but since he got an actual cat we've never seen Potion again. "Xbox Game Pass" - It's not interesting, for a while after he got his Xbox Series X or what it's called he was obsessed with getting as many games on the game pass. You need to pay monthly for a subscription but he claims they're free games. What was really bad is he would have trouble deciding which Xbox Game Pass game to play, he even had an entire stream that was just browsing the game pass catalog of games without actually playing any of them or just playing like 5 minutes of each game. Nowadays he's toned down talking about the game pass. "Cop story" - Phil claims he had a college scholarship so he lived in the student dorms in his first year of college. He said he had a big room there, so he'd invite all of his college friends to his room. Once, he was smoking weed with his friends and someone called the cops on him. Phil says that the cop searched his room, upturning everything and at the end the cop smashed his laptop onto the floor. It seems really exaggerated or maybe even completely fictional. I remember another similar college story Phil described, where he claims someone pulled the fire alarm and everybody was drunk and a girl vomited onto a firefighter. "No Heat in the Winter" - Don't know this one. Maybe from Connecticut condo?

[@nunyabizniss3451]

Was the cop story the one where his room got searched but somehow, they didn't find his weed?

[@Largentina.]

Me and every single person I know still collect physical movies and music. I can't recall ever going to someone's house and not seeing a shelf full of movies. I know younger kids and gen z kids don't collect them. But this isn't something that used to be done back in the old days, it's still done to this day. If it wasn't, companies wouldn't release blu-rays of movies ever.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

DSP should get trolled more than Wings.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

The Persona 3 rage quit Phil's bum rushing and firing his way into games, inc,using rPGs, we are still seeing this with Horizon and Elden Ring And while yes he did go back to finish it and lack any feeling whatsoever, we won't count it, he didn't return to Persona 3.

[@TheLevelOnePodcast]

1:01:45 the wwe champions stuff needs its own video that is half spec, half bullet points. I do post stuff on the farms every time Phil plays or spends so if you need more research I usually track it there. Big ups

[@theredscum4202]

I agree same thing with Derich

[@Mattyk414]

"then the irs is gonna snipe him or some shit." 🤣🤣🤣

[@thefarkness3473]

Wow Phil's ego is so messed up. Howard and John were being genuine, they weren't scared of the trolls. It was years and years and the trolls left them alone. Phil screwed them over and they shouldn't have had to explain it to him, even tho at the time they tried to with no success. Phil always claimes he had been screwed over by all these different ppl in his life cause nobody was man enough to express their grievance with him, when in reality they tried and just eventually gave up on him for being way too thick headed egotistical and stubborn.