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@jamesthomison435611 ай бұрын
One of the funniest DSP moments that stands out to me is he was playing Star Wars Battlefront and he spilled water on himself while opening a new bottle and he then said “they overfilled the bottle at the factory!” He couldn’t even accept responsibility for spilling water on himself lmaooo
@Paradox_00611 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@WobblesandBean11 ай бұрын
I haven't seen that, but because it's Phil, I am 100% certain he was being completely serious when he said it.
@apa123APA11 ай бұрын
One of the peak moments is him pigsplaining what "rainy day fund" means. He gets it completely wrong and exposes his childish mentality about money and spending, takes it literally as meaning a day where it rains, calls people in chat trying to correct him wrong and stupid, then finally realizes he had it backwards and says "well I guess the definition must've changed or something, that's what I was taught in school!".
@MaztRPwn11 ай бұрын
Omfg, that’s insanely hilarious! 😂
@higaiwokeru11 ай бұрын
He’s so incompetent he cant even open a bottle
@jacobrichards36358 ай бұрын
DSP is the type of dude to press the off button when the game says "press any button to start" and then blame the game for not being specific enough
@TylerMcNamer6 ай бұрын
🤣
@jds84386 ай бұрын
That’s a real knee slapper
@Jacen4369874 ай бұрын
DSP tries it: searches for the any key
@BluntTrauma3693 ай бұрын
Living Homer Simpson lol "press the any key.. i don't see any any key"
@huskycruxes723211 ай бұрын
DSP changed my life. I was gaming with a bro one day and was blaming everything on the game and not me. My bro told me I could rival DSP with my baby rage. That hit hard
@elizegood772210 ай бұрын
Did it make you reevaluate life and start taking accountability for everything? 😂
@mavisbeacon677010 ай бұрын
Ouch, but glad you saw the light. My cousin was the same way when we were kids. He kept losing at Mario Kart and said "the game was against him". That always stuck with me because of how bizarre it sounded....but some people really are like that, well into adulthood. Glad to say that my cousin grew up, but some people never do.
@Bradley.Calavera10 ай бұрын
Bro... That would change my life too
@cumcumcum1489 ай бұрын
That's like being hit in the balls. Glad that changed you
@pixelduster20009 ай бұрын
This is like a cheatcode to jumpstart accountability into a person.
@xCOATx10 ай бұрын
"gotta get up, no matter how good I feel, and plop down on the couch" yeah dude, how difficult lmao
@andrewvanderhoof25319 ай бұрын
Yea I can’t believe he actually said that with a straight face
@aproxamillionwasps4747 ай бұрын
As if someone has a gun to his too lol what a baby
@CrookedSight06 ай бұрын
"Lower back pain doooooodt" "ack ack ack"
@lachlank.82705 ай бұрын
Wahhh i gotta be a big clown baby all day 🤡 👶
@annegrey64473 ай бұрын
Too ill don’t stream. Not that hard. Also, he doesn’t have to play one game until he beats it. Since he streams 2x a day he can pick 2 games to play until beaten or smth instead of getting burnout.
@laughingseal228211 ай бұрын
I disagree when people say Phil BEGS for money. The correct word is DEMAND. He demands money from his audience with the entitlement of a year worth of Karen compilations.
@MikeTheD11 ай бұрын
The longer-view lens of his antics you have, yeah it’s crystal clear he has a very unique sense of entitlement. It’s slipped out in the craziest ways time and again, and most importantly, recently too. One of his worst slip-ups was this year.
@Deadman100011 ай бұрын
@@MikeTheDI want to say it's a form of Stockholm syndrome. His fans are more victims of this emotional abuse Phil puts them through with his constant "bad luck" as he would call it.
@swallowedinthesea1111 ай бұрын
Yes, just like Boogie who demanded money to buy a new Tesla! Are you ready for The Office reboot which was announced on September 2023?
@laughingseal228211 ай бұрын
@@Deadman1000 It's a literal cult. It's not mentioned in this video, but he has a super secret discord that he denies existing. Leaks revealed all his inner circle of trusty whales are there. He tells them what to do and to not watch "detractor videos". Just few days ago on one of his streams he told his viewers to not watch the Boogie documentary.
@Diet_sprite11 ай бұрын
Bad part is that people still donate to him and wish for his downfall at the same time instead of not donating and not giving him views
@Dilo2211 ай бұрын
His dad having a masters, phd, and being an ex marine makes the comparison all the funnier
@moment-of-glory11 ай бұрын
No wonder the only interaction he has with his son is through the occasional e-mail. Talk about disassociating yourself from an absolute embarrassment.
@BrockShake11 ай бұрын
Like father, unlike son.
@mrcoyote528311 ай бұрын
😂 ......(sigh)
@k.t.dennison311411 ай бұрын
He also got Phil the helicopter job.
@specialedclass298211 ай бұрын
Actually makes sense probably that classic business man. Not around for his son and just as bad as an absent father. DSP is classic raised by a mother only
@WasntYourFaultYouHaveToLetMeGo11 ай бұрын
Man, I feel bad for Phil's dad. The level of disappointment must be unimaginable.
@wilsonweiseng648511 ай бұрын
and to be a mobile gamer of all things, smh
@juanertizer11 ай бұрын
its not like his dad tried very hard to make him a good person
@polarisborealis414311 ай бұрын
His dad was swamped with work so I can kinda understand why phil turned out like that
@IfYouNeedAnEdge11 ай бұрын
One thing that you didn’t mention about the one time Phil won a tournament is that version of Street Fighter was not the accepted tournament version of the game at the time, and beyond that, there were notable bugs and stategies in the version that are entirely separate than the accepted tournament versions. I could pick up SF6 and wash this fucker with 2 weeks practice and I’d put money on it
@returnalnocturnal772911 ай бұрын
@@polarisborealis4143I'm pretty sure a lot of kids on this planet have dads too busy for them but they don't end up like DSP. It's a choice at the end of the day.
@logger228 ай бұрын
The trolls phoning Phil’s local radio station to play “Baby Come Back” after his breakup is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😂
@drewwisemanmusic4244 ай бұрын
“These kids and their names, I swear.”
@reloadpsi2 ай бұрын
What gets me is they thought he was the kind of person to listen to the radio.
@logger222 ай бұрын
@@reloadpsi I figured they wanted his ex to hear it so she could get mad at him and he’d be confused
@hannaford1112 ай бұрын
For me, it was when the trolls called in during his bankruptcy hearing.
@schnarfschnarf58869 сағат бұрын
I like when he broke up with panda and a couple trolls made posts saying I've been watching you for 5 years, I just turned 18.
@corduroycal11 ай бұрын
Phil the only man to full on jack it on stream and somehow it didn’t make his reputation any worse than it already was
@miketwo358411 ай бұрын
and he didn't bother to clean up.. he just immediately started streaming.
@CryWolf-sm9iw11 ай бұрын
@@miketwo3584Gross.
@selphconscious11 ай бұрын
.. underrated comment. *Chef kiss*
@mariodelrio169411 ай бұрын
cause it was funny
@zeldafreak197511 ай бұрын
😆 🤣 😂
@AnimeisGarbage11 ай бұрын
I know Phil is going to watch every minute of this video with the biggest frown on his face
@Dog0nWheels11 ай бұрын
He should be grinning from ear to ear with how much money he's syphoned from his brain dead fans over the years. And this documentary won't prevent him getting any more money in future either.
@moment-of-glory11 ай бұрын
@@Dog0nWheels The bank leaks proved this guy had like $40 in his checking account despite making over six figures because he gambles them all into mobile games. Keep in mind that Champions is the only one we know about, there are definitely more. There's zero reason to envy this dude.
@Dog0nWheels11 ай бұрын
@@moment-of-glory Who's envious?
@alecseesghosts11 ай бұрын
and then he’s gonna read this comment word for word and have to hold himself back typing a snarky reply
@SamReynols11 ай бұрын
Someone will bring it up in his stream, he's gonna act like he doesn't know what that person is talking about, then rant for 30 minutes how he doesn't want drama while shitting on youtubers and streamers
@samjohnson858811 ай бұрын
I've never understood how Phil has been terminally online for nearly 2 decades but still doesn't seem to have a basic understanding of how the internet works.
@MikeTheD11 ай бұрын
I think thats a good point. It makes you wonder about everyone, and probably is one of our big problems that affects several issues. People just don't get it
@Puddspanker11 ай бұрын
He used to build gaming pcs for fun dood! Makes 120k+ a year. Can't buy a a decent pc to stream on. Uses some shoddy sketchy messy setup with 2 computers on a TV monitor, with the pcs running windows 8. And those pcs haven't been turned off/ let alone reset or updated in years and years.
@ledgy6911 ай бұрын
ASD
@NCRRanger775311 ай бұрын
It's because Phil is locked in an iron tight bubble. He has never gone out of the bubble to reflect on his choices. He's perfectly comfortable being a pile of trash. Instead of taking this video to heart, Phil is going to pray very hard that it nets him a few more paypigs.
@iwannabethekid34xc11 ай бұрын
@@Puddspankerwhy is this the most soy comment I've ever seen about dsp
@DTX_G0D10 ай бұрын
DSP is the best internet personality ever, he could accidently burn his house down and then blame the fire for being too hot.
@Dovahkiin0498 ай бұрын
"The oven company should've built their ovens better, dood."
@autismrobloxian7 ай бұрын
nah he'd blame the house for not being fireproof 😭
@lachlank.82705 ай бұрын
😂
@mr.ilikespam60813 ай бұрын
and he still would make content because he has outlive multiple old and new internet personalities/groups/companies.
@thorscape3879Ай бұрын
And then he'd find $300k cash in the rubble.
@allmight179911 ай бұрын
If DSP got given a bar of gold he would complain about how heavy it is.
@ExaltedUriel11 ай бұрын
"Now I gotta go and sell this thing, that's way too much fuckin' work! *snort*"
@unsaltedskies11 ай бұрын
Tips help him "right now" to pay for his day off sushi and other "bills".
@AedanBlackheart11 ай бұрын
@@ExaltedUriel To be fair where the hell would you even sell an ingot of gold? a bank?
@superscatboy11 ай бұрын
@@AedanBlackheart First you Google "sell gold" and then take your pick from the endless list of companies that buy and sell precious metals.
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer11 ай бұрын
"What the heck am I gonna do with this?! Nobody is gonna take this over cash *snort* "
@cauliflowerconnoisseur271011 ай бұрын
The irony of Phil insulting a donator for not contacting him "like a man" when Phil is petrified of contacting anyone except via robust and mature email.
@NoWittyNameDevised11 ай бұрын
Even his dad can only contact him via email.
@RobzdaBlade11 ай бұрын
@@NoWittyNameDevised ... How does he not have a phone? I mean I dont have one but... Wtf... I swear this mans been working on yt for more then 10 years
@aliekexie846711 ай бұрын
@@RobzdaBladeOh he does, but its used for WWE Champions time, and to check paypal
@apa123APA11 ай бұрын
The dude is the living breathing wikipedia article on internet tough guys. His entire YT career is him holding his fists up acting like some tough guy and boasting how he'd beat people up irl, when every single tale from the days he used to go outside ends with "and then DSP chickened out when confronted and cried for mercy".
@megamachopop11 ай бұрын
@@RobzdaBladeOh, he has a phone. How else would he blow over $40K on WWE Champions?
@patrickhough586111 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Phil has critically failed every single skill check in life.
@raditzhoneyham11 ай бұрын
Dude people keep giving him money and he does nothing to earn it, I feel like he's just a slimy goblin who pretends to fail the checks you know? For pity on top of his passing roll. He wants you to think it's failing, he's failing, but really he's even better off than people like airsoft fatty or wings
@AliceBowie11 ай бұрын
Is the thing about him graduating valedictorian for real, or just something he said? Imagine graduating top of your class, and then going directly to the bottom of life.
@PeopleRTellingme11 ай бұрын
The (normally) good qualities he does have like self confidence and dedicated commitment ironically work the hardest against him. He needs to be studied by our most astute psychological clinicians. We’ll always have the mountains of video, but this fool needs to meet with professionals. Knowing what we know regarding internet culture, streamers and Gen Z and millennials, this type of personality could easily start popping up all over the globe.
@randalthor647311 ай бұрын
He did nothing wrong, he’s done everything correct. Snort 🐽
@PeopleRTellingme11 ай бұрын
@@raditzhoneyhamnah, I respectfully disagree. 1) he’s a terrible actor - just watch his project 7 BS. That’s his best acting skills. 2) He is a bad liar, that lies a lot, drinks and lies and forgets lies that he forgot he lied about. He also has laughably obvious tells. He isn’t capable of deception anymore, he’s spent too much time confined to a bedroom with a mic and a chat filled with 200 dents as his only human interaction in 15 plus years. Finally, 3) His ego! That baby comes first and foremost and he can never let that precious 4th place ego take a hit. He loves money A LOT, but there’s only one thing he loves more, and it’s not his cat (aka his son, or his family). It’s his precious ego. There’s no doubt he will lay down here and there and fake playing poorly for $. But it’s very rare and he only does it in situations where he’s already primed his cult. He’ll say he doesn’t care, it’s not competitive, blah blah blah. That’s the only time he adds to his natural “Baby man” style play. I’d say it happens maybe 1-2 streams every 3 months.
@justinweber497710 ай бұрын
I'm barely a third of the way into this, and this guy seems like a pretty textbook example of "If you think everybody around you is a problem, it might be time to consider that YOU'RE the problem."
@ClaytonBigsby0110 ай бұрын
This guy! . Peasant ! you speak as if you have never heard of Lord Philip brunnel 😂. On your knees!
@Antarctide9 ай бұрын
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
@imbaby54999 ай бұрын
@@Antarctidehuh?
@Cynsham9 ай бұрын
@@Antarctideu suck at trolling 😂
@breadogi71188 ай бұрын
@@imbaby5499jews getting expelled from 109 countries and its never their fault.
@chrissizemore870511 ай бұрын
I can tell you the moment I realized how awful of a human being Phil is underneath everything. He was throwing another one of his pity parties for some reason or another and he actually said, "99% of all the bad things that have ever happened in my life were because other people were too stupid and incompetent." He's a narcissist. Full stop. He can't fathom ever taking responsibility for anything because, in his head, he did nothing wrong.
@DETRACT0RD00M11 ай бұрын
He did everything correct..
@stupidchillout11 ай бұрын
It's really interesting watching him go through his life. A nice study of infamy lol
@tpolutts330911 ай бұрын
I saw that clip recently. It kinda just blends in to all the other whining. I think it might have been about a delivery driver.
@Fungil_11 ай бұрын
He did everything right and they indicted him!
@randomsanctum11 ай бұрын
Same as Boogie, same as Wings...
@Cdeaton5621211 ай бұрын
Shame on turkey tom for not reaching out to phil so he could tell his side of the story and constantly lie and make excuses
@Blisterdude12311 ай бұрын
Should have sent him a robust and meaningful email, like a mature real man SNORT
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
We proved that for a great laughable five hours on his famous Sidescrollers podcast 😂 also thatBeingSaid we have debunked phil every week for hours, after he did it
@matthewhopkins66611 ай бұрын
Don't be negative, stay pahzitiv.
@steventonche103711 ай бұрын
Pretty sure dsp would start crying at some point
@MrScratch6911 ай бұрын
@@matthewhopkins666I just had an edible and that spelling of positive is killing me 😂😂
@Chaos_God_of_Fate11 ай бұрын
Damn, buying a condo from a girl because you want to get with her and don't even know if She's single or interested..... that's some HARD simping.
@siner244210 ай бұрын
If u think that make him look bad? He let his aunt rent the place from him, but after like a year she ended up getting cancer so she had to quit her job and move in with family… he was so pissed bcuz she stopped paying rent to move somewhere to get better treatment for herself! 😂 that’s all he cared about, he’s such a POS!
@Chaos_God_of_Fate10 ай бұрын
@@siner2442 wow, hadn't heard about that....
@someguy510bayarea10 ай бұрын
@@siner2442- and was still pissed at her when she died. Not “Yeah, I miss her and I wish she was still here.” No. It was about the money she was giving him.
@Eazy_Bruh9 ай бұрын
@@someguy510bayareadamn DSP is a goddamn loser…..
@etherghost30009 ай бұрын
Hard like Phil’s tiny PP.
@Ashkihyena6 ай бұрын
Phil still brings this video up, it got under his skin big time. Good job man.
@HugeAckMan4205 ай бұрын
2 hours and 10 minutes long and he gets upset that Tom said he jerked off AFTER stream. No dood I jerked off BEFORE the stream, therefore I'm not a failure!
@DEADisBEAUTIFUL5 ай бұрын
Ha! Of course, he’d be irritated with it! I’m sure that rather than using it as a learning tool, he tries brandishing it like a weapon!!! What does he say in regards to this video?
@innocentorphan12134 ай бұрын
Some 5 years later when Turkey Taaahm is cancelled for soliciting nudes in Discord or something, DSP will do a react stream to this and claim it's all lies trust him bro.
@iiBenihime4 ай бұрын
I’ve never heard of him before this video. I’m surprised to learn he’s still around to be upset by this video.
@generalgreevus87733 ай бұрын
@@DEADisBEAUTIFULPhil is a textbook narcissist and a man-child
@Dr.Moogle11 ай бұрын
Phil was not "young" as in child but 15 years old when that action figure event happened. He accidentally shared the age it happened completely in passing during one of his streams
@lennefujimura10 ай бұрын
How traumatic that must've been for him - I bet he has PTSFD[induced by parental refusal to meet his basic needs]. I had it so unforgivably easy compared to that literal crime he was victim of - that thing was against UDHR, minimally! I feel so bad and ashamed at how easy I got my action figure😮! At 15 I started a part-time job as a waitress. Every weekend up to twelve hours a day. The same thing every summer school holidays (2 months and five days a week). I suppose I should be repenting until the day I die that I bought a magnificent and expensive limited edition Sephiroth action figure for the money I've earned. Or rather, I should sell it and donate the $$$ to Phil.💸
@Dr.Moogle10 ай бұрын
@@lennefujimura Damn that was good lmao. I figured I'd add context to the storyline as many people overlook that he wasn't a tiny child or even something like 11 or 12. He was 15 and could have done something to get the figure or just let it go. As he should know better.
@WeCareAlot469310 ай бұрын
Not only that but something else everyone keeps forgetting is the end of the story, where he mentions that he didnt get the figure that year, and he had to wait A WHOLE YEAR before he got it. So he STILL fucking got the figure and never forgot about NOT getting it the one time. What a piece of shit.
@tungmiyaynusnbahls893610 ай бұрын
Yeah big ups dude, I didn't even know he was 15 in that story. That is absolutely fucking wild lmfao 😆
@Dr.Moogle10 ай бұрын
@@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936 best part was he was angry at Almighty Tevin for getting details of the story supposedly wrong. Without noticing he "corrected" and provided additional context that only made him look even worse. Phil truly is his own greatest detractor.
@jxw45711 ай бұрын
As a parent, my child ending up like Phil has gotta be my worst fear.
@beepbeeplettuce589011 ай бұрын
What about him ending up like Chris chan?
@jxw45711 ай бұрын
Why would you do that..
@jkdman200711 ай бұрын
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 It's equally bad.
@MarvinPowell111 ай бұрын
@jxw457 I'd say ending up like Chris Chan, Isabella Janke, or Kero the Wolf is far worse. DSP has "main character" level luck for someone as stupid as him with literally no life skills or social skills. All DSP needs to do is buy one lottery ticket and he'd probably be set for life. He's an idiot, a man-child in his 40s, and a terrible human being and has owned his own house and had multiple fiancées/wives. If that isn't god-tier plot armor, I don't know what is.
@ab-gail11 ай бұрын
@@jkdman2007 It’s objectively worse! Phil never [REDACTED] his own mother.
@fuzzbox800411 ай бұрын
Playing a chiptune version of Creep by Radiohead while EDP roasts DSP for spending 5 figures on a WWE mobile game is fucking peak editing
@ricardozetino690711 ай бұрын
May you please give me the timestamp to that clip ?
@SeanWinters11 ай бұрын
@@ricardozetino69071:40:38
@ricardozetino690711 ай бұрын
@Erosuorc Thank you for giving me the timestamp.
@GraveMemories11 ай бұрын
@@ricardozetino6907he's a nice guy, I wouldn't expect that anywhere else on KZbin my friend Hope you have a good day and night, and to the brother that provided this nice guy a timestamp, I hope you do as well. ❤
@imprxvised821911 ай бұрын
I swear I heard seether before that too
@WelloBello7 ай бұрын
The daunting marching music while describing his Dad’s laundry list of accomplishments was gorgeous. Excellent touch.
@custardpup638511 ай бұрын
Sometimes I think I am a shitty person or doing badly in my life, and then I remember people like Boogie and Phil exist and I don't feel so bad anymore.
@xerothereaper415811 ай бұрын
ESP, Paul brothers, keem, tiktokers and much more
@Abcity9211 ай бұрын
Dont forget Wings of Redemption
@skaibby11 ай бұрын
Giggly goon 😔
@maggiee63911 ай бұрын
At least when I’m broke I blame myself. These guys are such losers lol
@megatrollificus11 ай бұрын
@@maggiee639 A good attitude, and one that is the first step towards improving your situation. It is also possible to have an attitude that values things other than material success. You can have a good life, be a good person and still be realistically dissatisfied with your situation.
@howaboutsomesoyfood11 ай бұрын
When Leanna, an already obnoxious person, has had enough of Phil, you know he must be horrific to live with.
@WobblesandBean11 ай бұрын
To be fair, she was a minor when they began dating. Guys like DSP depend on things like youth and inexperience in their partners, because a girl who has any prior dating experience would have been able to recognize his red flags.
@maxacorn11 ай бұрын
@@WobblesandBean not to mention, him airing her personal business (her anxiety attack) without her consent and then stating that he would deny her medical attention if it happens again.
@Matt92Machine11 ай бұрын
I don't have any sympathy for PandaLee. She was an awful human being and I'm glad she is not on KZbin anymore. Yes Phil groomed her, and I'm sure was responsible for a lot of her behavior.
@chrichtonsworld111 ай бұрын
@@Matt92Machine You say she was an awful human being. Based on what? Because of her big mouth? She was deep into the madness that is DSP. Her being young of age and not having experienced life enough, it's obvious she got caught up. It looks like she has matured and changed her ways. At least far more than Phil ever will.
@Matt92Machine11 ай бұрын
@@chrichtonsworld1 I don't know if she's grown up or changed her ways, if she has, then good. All I know is that she exampled all the negative traits that DSP has when they were dating. Kat is on the spectrum, according to her sister, I wouldn't be surprised if Leanna was too. Obviously Phil is a groomer and only goes after the vulnerable. At least we can agree on that.
@mrxtravagent713011 ай бұрын
He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct... So glad to see Tom finally cover this failure of a human!
@sjeanmacleod11 ай бұрын
Almost word for word what I was compelled to leave as a comment. Just called him the Snort King and thanked Tom.😊
@d.c.dawkins547011 ай бұрын
Ack Ack Ack
@Justin970011 ай бұрын
I hope you’re happy. Khet is crying downstairs right now!
@jjenk9116 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that he keeps calling out Maximiian Dood, and Max doesn't give him the time of day.
@jeffreyreed98655 ай бұрын
F-ck Max DOOD; he shit on F.A.N.G
@davi012111 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about Phil's WWE Champions addiction is that WWE fans actually caught wind of it and have signs about him bring broke in the front row on PPV.
@Jude890711 ай бұрын
They even got Kevin Nash on cameo to berate his gacha spending lul
@shawnfields236911 ай бұрын
@joshuamunn2410Wow, really? Even Kevin Nash? Cool, he's the WWE guy who kept tripping and falling down and hurting his quad? I mean; he's alright, (certainly better than Phailo Bandcam, thats for sure). I felt bad for Nash every time that happened, honestly. And I loved to watch WWE too. But now I don't even have a working TV so I couldn't watch it, even if I wanted to. But whatever. Sir Phailbert Beggs-Alot is like the adult real life Eric Cartman. Which is astounding, as someone who grew up with and loves South Park(the series). Because the resemblance between Cartman and Failborg 9000 is uncanny.
@the_real_tay_loud207211 ай бұрын
@@shawnfields2369you don’t need a TV to watch wrestling anymore it’s all on KZbin for free 🫡
@MrKurtykurt11 ай бұрын
Is this for real? The WWE fans and wrestlers have been trolling DSP?!!? 😂
@shawnfields236911 ай бұрын
@@MrKurtykurt The WWE wrestlers, I think so, and I've seen clips of some audience member signs saying: "DSP! Get a job!" Or something along those lines. Or some "Get a Job!" signs, which I very much am in support of, because dsp sorta, deserves it? And if those get a job signs aren't targeted at DSP, then I don't know who they mean...and I think I've seen some WWE wrestlers trolling dsp, but I don't remember seeing them other than Kevin Nash, maybe Scott Steiner? If there's more WWE wrestlers; telling dsp how much of a douchebag he is, then by all means; please do tell...because the Kevin Nash ones are the ones that everyone's seen and knows the most I think? But I think that's because people are paying the WWE guys on some app to tell dsp that he's a loser. But I say; don't actually go and waste your own money doing that; as much of a douche dsp is, it's not worth your own money to see 10 seconds of someone telling dsp he sucks. We all know dsp sucks. We don't need to see Kevin Nash or Chris Jericho, or Edge, or maybe Shawn Michaels telling Sir Phails-A-Lot that. It's an undeniable fact of life, that he's a failure and loser. I don't really need to see The Rock(although that would be awesome and hilarious, to see or hear The Rock telling Phailberg and his Whale Wife to shut their mouths, not gonna lie, and I'm definitely glad The Rock's returned to wrestling too,), Randy Orton, or Bautista telling Phailo McPhailbery that he's a loser, but I wouldn't be against it either, but I do get why people would give money to see/hear their favorite WWE wrestlers to tell Phailure how much of a total failure he is at life. It's funny, sure; but you do have better things to be spending money on, no? Just saying...
@Seventeeenth11 ай бұрын
People who get jobs handed to them and then fuck it up and get fired due to laziness or whatever just pisses me off so much. I know a few people who this happened to. Its such a slap in the face; literally get set up for success and they throw it away.
@VideoboxInc11 ай бұрын
I guess but if you're not qualified and literally suck at it idk man you gonna get fired!
@jamessparks183611 ай бұрын
Don't take it personally, it's their life and doesn't effect you. You'll drive yourself crazy worrying about others who fuck everything up.
@OrgaNik_Music11 ай бұрын
That sort of thing happens, but where it crosses the line is when they start blaming everyone else for it.
@mervispervis946211 ай бұрын
literally who cares?
@ResidentOne11 ай бұрын
Dude, I've had a couple jobs where I put a good word in for my friends and relatives to my boss, and they just lagged it. It's very embarrassing and infuriating as f***! I hate lousy c***s like these. I don't help my acquaintances get jobs anymore because of the experience. 😒
@lorddreemurr11 ай бұрын
Nothing like feeling down about the problems I have, looking at DSP and realizing my life is pretty good actually.
@DETRACT0RD00M11 ай бұрын
Fuckin aye Cotton..
@greyfells282911 ай бұрын
Lolcows are great for mental health, honestly. They're a reminder that sometimes, it's better to just be a normal nobody. At least we're not famous for being pathetic.
@iwannabethekid34xc11 ай бұрын
@@greyfells2829No, you're just pathetic and no one cares. WOW BASED.
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
❤😂 he is the biggest ebeggar ive seen and ive been here long before dsp
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
you all would love the GinTro intro competition then... dsp loves gin, and ThatBeingSaid did a competition about dsp and his favorite drink... you will for sure laugh.. for sure 😂❤
@fuzzydude6410 ай бұрын
This is so bizarre to see with all in the world that has changed, Phil has managed to stay exactly the same like a walking time capsule. The last I latched onto watching his "spectacle" of a life, shall we say, was around the time of the 'caught JOing" nonsense and seeing him, seemingly, shake it off surprisingly well. I guess even I'M not cynical enough to have written him off as a truly lost cause and yet that seems to be the case, seeing everything of the same that seems to have followed. Only for him to then turn up in the middle of my more recent vtuber obsession. Phil ended up in a TIHYDP-style comparison of Phil and Amelia Watson of Hololive. A virtual avatar streamer that was able to complete a simple physics puzzle in BotW without issue while Phil manages to completely misunderstand the puzzle, failed to solve it, got mad at Aonuma (iirc), then accidentally solved the puzzle while raging through brute force but left without ever even understand what the puzzle was in the first place. It is absolutely unreal seeing he and Chris-chan still be relevant in the worst ways possible over a decade later.
@666slateran66611 ай бұрын
Dsp is my favorite lolcow. Been watching him for over a decade and literally nothing has changed aside from his background and video quality.
@DjDeadpig11 ай бұрын
Guess you can say he’s BEAT the other lowcows at their game.
@J-Dawg8111 ай бұрын
Nobody compares to the clownshow that is DSP
@AliceBowie11 ай бұрын
I can only really handle Chris Chan, and to a lesser degree, Cyraxx. After that they start to be too depressing. I like the cringe more than the straight up sad and pathetic.
@nwerd758411 ай бұрын
hes ubiquitous to the term lolcow no matter how much he vehemently denies it.
@henryjones478111 ай бұрын
You're wrong about nothing changing. He's become way more unhinged lately. And also his age and weight.
@gregwilliams492611 ай бұрын
Dude I had no idea his dad was this much of a hard worker, god damn that is so sad to have this much of a hero dad and have Phil Burnell as a son.
@AyeThatsHandsomePete11 ай бұрын
Mommy ruined DSP. He’s said multiple times she combed his hair every morning until he was like 17
@mism84711 ай бұрын
@@AyeThatsHandsomePete Nothing wrong with combing your hair.
@LetHimRead11 ай бұрын
@@mism847 No but everything is wrong with your MOM combing YOUR hair at 17 years old EVERY morning
@AyeThatsHandsomePete11 ай бұрын
@@mism847 sure, when you are seven. He was 17…….
@HiGlowie11 ай бұрын
@@mism847are you regarded?
@ShadowAkatora11 ай бұрын
A grown man child who has never taken responsibility for anything in his life and constantly blames his failures on other people.
@albi807411 ай бұрын
He has failed upwards.
@ab-gail11 ай бұрын
Not taking responsibility. The hallmark of a man child.
@eskay23111 ай бұрын
I know you are but what am I ? - Phil
@brianwhitt533111 ай бұрын
Bruh...lol. my god.
@lordsesshoumaru859611 ай бұрын
literally the reincarnation avatar of karl marx, the mentality and true face of socialism. IDK what's worse that bvtth01e barnacles like this get attention or the sponge bob mass of mindless sardines that give them attention and even $ exist...
@NajxxTrebla5 ай бұрын
The guy writes a whole manifesto to somebody charging his 20$ back after darksydesyhpelis broke a promise, calling him an ass and not a man. > same dude has to write a 10 year finance plan to his parents cause his money skills are THAT garbage, dude is barely providing for himself, and calls the guy who prolly actually worked for his 20$ not a real man. what a guy
@WinstonWolfe2111 ай бұрын
I miss TotalBiscuit immensely. Sucks we live in a world bereft of justice where TB dies in his early 30s from cancer and dsp still taints the internet everyday.😭
@r1g0r_m0rt1s11 ай бұрын
Ask TB if he thinks traps are gay
@A-Warthog-cc1wm11 ай бұрын
Crazy how good people we lose here on KZbin to cancer. It sucks.
@sas64711 ай бұрын
This TB dude was overrated as fk. At least Phil is funny to listen to, that guy was boring. Nothing of value was lost
@ClassicKrusty11 ай бұрын
Pigroach isn’t funny u must have very VERY low standards for entertainment. Figures since you’re obviously a clueless DSP sycophant who wouldn’t know good entertainment if it was right in front of u hence why u watch the boring toxic Pigroach everyday and waste ur life watching his unwatchable, insufferable, worthless streams. @sas647
@KinoTechUSA6911 ай бұрын
@@sas647OIC, is that you?
@COREcasual11 ай бұрын
The most frustrating thing about DSP is that he thinks he isn't pathetic
@taipaulsen434711 ай бұрын
Narcissists never do
@spiderraccoon786911 ай бұрын
To be fair, there’s a lot of people that are like that. Won’t admit their problems, won’t see their flaws, want to just believe they’re doing everything right. The only real difference if Phil does it publicly for an audience.
@mmanu612611 ай бұрын
Pretty sure deep down he knows he is. He just cant admit it on stream because he has to keep up the charade
@markuskruber554411 ай бұрын
that's why he is a lolcow
@iwannabethekid34xc11 ай бұрын
t. Some nobody that no one knows or ever will know. Cling on to DSPs nuts, it won't make u any more famous or rich like him bud.
@MaztRPwn11 ай бұрын
Phil’s dad is amazing and had his idiot son set up for life. And Phil somehow still fucked that up. What an absolute waste of space upon the planet.
@nqobilengema216511 ай бұрын
Uhm don't agree, ii blame his parents for ruining phil.... How else did he become his insufferable... His parents didn't enforce discipline and sound morals
@R-SXX11 ай бұрын
@@nqobilengema2165Not a bad thought, I believe so as well.
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm11 ай бұрын
Amazing person doesnt mean amazing parent. From the sounds of things his Dad was a boomer career-man through and through. I imagine he was probably ignored most of his childhood, not good or bad parenting but essentially a lack of. Which is almost as bad as bad parenting
@KingRumar11 ай бұрын
Absolutely this, the father was at work most of the time, all of those awards and amazing career achievements in his life would take a lot out. Phil never grew up because he was raised. His mother can only do so much and discipline is usually falling in the father’s lap
@sol905911 ай бұрын
@@nqobilengema2165the bad parents card can only be used for so long, Phil is resoonsible for his suffering.
@Nekros-t9e6 ай бұрын
This video lives rent free in his head he still references it every now and then.
@javiersaugar37611 ай бұрын
DSP is like Wings of Redemption with little to no likeability or redeemable qualities. Not since the Down the Rabbit Hole vid on him have j been so excited
@666slateran66611 ай бұрын
He's more entertaining on stream. Even if that entertainment is laughing at him. His gta 5 playthrough recently was up their with his how you don't plays
@Ayylmaogoodsir11 ай бұрын
Dsp is funny to laugh at. Wings is extremely boring
@MattttG311 ай бұрын
So…. No redemption. Coulda just made it short and to the point ya know
@nwerd758411 ай бұрын
I think DSP is more comical and watchable. Jordie is just sad, and miserable and its a task to watch his boring ass streams at random ass times. DSP sticks to his schedule at least so there's multiple batches of milk a day usually. I can only watch Jordie through the troll channels anyway. I watch DSP both raw for live trolling and through detractor khantent because of the edits and memes.. wings trolls gotta face who the king is baby. Jasper Kitty demands a silly little bubble blow.
@Count_Gustav11 ай бұрын
Unlike DSP, Wings got some balls to face his troll/detractors, and challenge on 1v1 to other creator.
@1vandread11 ай бұрын
You know Phil will turn this into a 8hr pity stream “debunking” reality.
@innocentorphan121311 ай бұрын
Maybe in a year or so. Currently we're in the "I don't care, I don't know who that even is, Tom something I don't know who it is, I want nothing to do with drama"-phase.
@DETRACT0RD00M11 ай бұрын
Moving the goalposts d00d *snort*
@Prime9211 ай бұрын
Clips taken out of context from detractor content. Why don't these people just talk to good old truthful Phil?
@Jude890711 ай бұрын
I was thinking he'd beg someone for another "interview" to clear the air but there's no way he'd ever do one again after the disastrous interview with the Side Scrollers Podcast earlier this year... He never wants to be in a situation where he can't completely control the narrative ever again
@yurikendal486811 ай бұрын
@@Prime92so he could lie again? Why would anyone do that?
@marksteinburg472611 ай бұрын
phil is a master of attracting 2 types of viewers, the naive & gullible and the mentally challenged.
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
dude.. no exaggeration. Derich his most known fan who is showing face... has many documentary himself 😳🤐 and three people are literally short busers... jayde is literally in a wheelchair.. doodystreams knows all the lore, as well as ThatBeingsaid.. both prove all this with weekly shows only on dsp
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
Literally three are... derich, ndo, and jayde. And those are three of five that are real and actually show face 😂 three of them literally are... wheel chair riders and on the spectrum with inhome parent aid
@RobzdaBlade11 ай бұрын
@@dertythegrower Hollllly fuc... I was always being hopeful and thought it was 4chan people just making him into a lolcow on purpose... This is so much worse and sad dude..
@MrChitzNGiggles11 ай бұрын
Hey hey hey... I watch him so I know when to load up whatever fighting game he's playing... That way I can help him with his A tier content where he spends the following 10 minutes after our match complaining about "brain dead flow chart can't play for shit only won because they're basically cheating" gamers he loses to. Stream sniper views matter too.
@Rezplz11 ай бұрын
I remember when we first found Derichs twitter 🤢🤢🤢
@ItsJustElenore10 ай бұрын
It's insane how many of his made up stories essentially boil down to "Guys, I only failed because I was simply TOO awesome. I'm just WAY too good at whatever I do and never do anything wrong and that's why nothing ever works out for me!"
@DjDeadpig11 ай бұрын
DSP is the only man I’ve ever known whose desperate to not be employed and make money at the same time.
@heyhonpuds11 ай бұрын
welcome to your first day on the Internet, we hope you enjoy your stay
@moufronn11 ай бұрын
moufronn
@DjDeadpig11 ай бұрын
@@moufronnplease, stop the spam man
@jacpas201211 ай бұрын
that's a lot of people on here, they want to get rich quick without working 40 hours a week.
@jonathansoko108511 ай бұрын
Wdym? Phillip works 6 days a week overtime playing video games and eating door dash.
@smorphous892810 ай бұрын
DSP was set for life, all he needed to do was not do anything stupid and keep his ego in check. 😂
@ClaytonBigsby0110 ай бұрын
@Wes2Legitwithout getting banned or his stream even being shut down 😂. I keep saying the man is a god amongst simps 😂
@danielrafferty410810 ай бұрын
@@ClaytonBigsby01 Lol, you're right. That's a lot of factors he had to deal with on top of the post-nut clarity, but he pulled it off with no consequence other than being a meme at the time 🤣
@BKNYKuwabara4 ай бұрын
On multiple occasions might i add😊
@KaotikKnight11 ай бұрын
It's impressive that DSP has kept up the LARP of being a successful content creator for 15 years, that's commitment
@OrgaNik_Music11 ай бұрын
I mean he's known all over the world, I guess you could call that success. Just... uh... don't ask *why* he's known.
@aquestionablemole20106 ай бұрын
The fact that I share a birthday with this man gives me secondhand embarrassment
@johns162511 ай бұрын
The Side Scollers interview will go down as the peak of DSP lolcow content. He made such an incredible ass out of himself during that 5 hours interview and it was just GLORIOUS the whole time
@IceMarbles11 ай бұрын
the funniest thing about that interview was him sending Craig the e-mail after the interview saying something along the lines of "I hope this helps your channel" blissfully unaware that he just created a 5 hour variation of the masturbation incident until a tipper told him what happened and then drank himself into a 3 day gin stupor.
@yurikendal486811 ай бұрын
Phil made enemies of side scrollers by his own behavior. Thats a MASSIVE feat. Only phil though
@TheBTD311 ай бұрын
To me, the absolute best part of that is how Phil sought out that interview himself and thought they were just going to let him twist shit 😂 He had a rude awakening
@michaelkitchin966511 ай бұрын
They weren't even being that difficult about it. Phil just can't comprehend any shots being fired in his direction. He is scared stiff.
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
😂 the best part *is he said he would own all trolls the day before he did it* Dude.. i laughed the whole five hours drinking ipa and debunking him in the livechatting there... it was gold ❤
@RaedTheWolf11 ай бұрын
You just know he's gonna call Tom a "detractor" and refute every claim in this video for months on end.
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
he literally did before watching yesterday when his chat mentioned it finally came out (detractors knew a week ago heh)
@rsonic51011 ай бұрын
Sort of, for Phil, it was quite level-headed.
@albertwong451611 ай бұрын
Ironically, the man's been living better than most burger flippers for the past decade. His white knights keep him afloat, never letting him hit rock bottom.
@Xrpxlm711 ай бұрын
He makes 100k a year😂 It’s why he is deathly afraid of his “career” ending. He’d have to get a real job after a decade of no skills or jobs on his resume. He wouldn’t even qualify for a 35k a year job in this economy. He’s hanging on for dear life
@Dj.D2511 ай бұрын
That's one of the things that bothers me about DSP and other well known lolcows. They get to make more money than the average fast food worker by just sitting and playing video games. Yet are so irresponsible with their money. If I did tried to do that, I am sure I wouldn't get anywhere because my personality isn't really the kind that really stands out. Unless I choose to act toxic. Also to me, no one should be making a living by just streaming video games. It's not a real job. It's fine for making a little extra money or as a hobby.
@idiot-yw5oq10 ай бұрын
but atleast burger flippers get job experience and have a chance to get better jobs, phil has no work experience or skill, making him stuck in this "career" that will never ever take off
@elijahaaron694910 ай бұрын
@@Dj.D25yeah gaming/streaming isnt a viable career, sure some people are out there making millions from it, but those are very few and majority, if not all of the time only get so big due to luck
@Toastybees10 ай бұрын
@@Dj.D25"Not a real job" ok grampa back to bed. They're entertainers. If you make money off of it, it's a real job. You sound mad bitter.
@ally_tyson9 ай бұрын
It has taken me 4 nights to finish this video but the storytelling and quality of your content keeps me glued to your videos
@andykishore7 ай бұрын
Yeah, Turkey Tom has really upped his production values as of late.
@housemana29 күн бұрын
joon the king is way better tbh. tom can get way too monotone
@harrgerth386311 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Phils setup right now is the game over sign in the background, the complete lack of self awareness is apalling.
@bpkdon11 ай бұрын
Also the blame the lag sign. His go to response for being bad in fighter games
@kingrainbow543211 ай бұрын
@@bpkdonwhile playing over a wireless connection
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate11 ай бұрын
The 1000$ cat reveal is still the wildest shit ever to me
@rubensano486011 ай бұрын
It was $2,000.
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate11 ай бұрын
@@rubensano4860 Correct, forgot the name of the dude but he donated the 1k for the goal at the end of stream anyways, it was a scam from the very beginning lol
@madphantompixels647811 ай бұрын
The most amusing thing about it is people had already guessed what the reveal was. Then DSP tried to act as if nobody had, which makes it even more wild as he filmed it happening. He has spent his life filming all his mistakes then denying they ever happened.
@Lobsterwithinternet11 ай бұрын
@@SnipingIsAGoodJobMateIt was PlanetJeff. And it was money from his dead wife too.
@CustomStyleCajunTurkey11 ай бұрын
DSP pay walled a "positive reveal" if he got $1000. Phil got $1000 from his audience and one paypig, PlanetJeff, was waiting in the wings with another $1000 in case the goal wasn't hit. Right before the reveal, members of his audience had already called out the surprise in chat to which Phil responded by rapidly deleting comments. Then without any fanfare, Phil lets Jasper, an adopted de-clawed cat into the office. Viewers and especially those who gave $$$ for this were not pleased as you would expect. PlanetJ followed up with a $1000 superchat with something along the lines of "wow that's nice Phil, reminds me of my pet blah blah." It was the weakest and most expensive reveal I have ever seen. To say it was a scam is being nice.
@PigxarAnimations11 ай бұрын
2:08:50 That's not what pignosis is - PIgnosis is the seemingly hypnotic control Phil has over his cult to make them believe his lies and give him their disability checks. Other than that, this is pretty good.
@ProfessorxVile11 ай бұрын
🎶He got that pignosis, you know who the pig roach is 🎶
@kevinmajorca11 ай бұрын
Phil has a whole list of different documented unnatural powers like pignosis and moneykinesis. He can affect mentally weak people on multiple levels.
@Beautiful_Mess11 ай бұрын
Pigxar! Big ups!
@rsonic51011 ай бұрын
It's not "seemingly hypnotic"', it's a set of manipulation skills employed by abusers and cults. Gaslighting, cognitive dissonance, bait and switching, so on.
@justanegsfan11 ай бұрын
tell em pigxar
@eddiemet1211 ай бұрын
Imagine a guy who refuses to get a real job calling his viewers lazy for not giving him enough of their money.
@manoftherainshorts907511 ай бұрын
He's constantly at work for khantent! He has a lot of "projects"! By projects I mean he bought another new game and played it poorly!
@TheRisky911 ай бұрын
@@manoftherainshorts9075 I guess no one told Phil about the principle of diminishing returns. He could probably do half the videos and get the same amount of money because he's put less work on quantity and more on quality... you know that sort of thing.
@ab-gail11 ай бұрын
Many such streamers
@tootzy-the-roll11 ай бұрын
Are you talking about Boogie?
@garrettviewegh902811 ай бұрын
It’s a miracle he isn’t broke, sitting on the streets, begging for real.
@GroundedForLife2711 ай бұрын
Imagine donating money to someone because they chose to not pay their taxes.
@2FRESH-4U10 ай бұрын
Or want to play wwe champions
@ClaytonBigsby0110 ай бұрын
@@2FRESH-4Unot just play WWE champions he spent $45,000 on SKINS 😂
@AmonAnon-vw3hr8 ай бұрын
It's so weird. I can empathize with a lot of people, but giving money to Phil? How someone can watch him for any amount of time and think "yeah I'll give him some money for that" is something that I'll never understand.
@mickeyadaptus58578 ай бұрын
@@AmonAnon-vw3hr Apparantly the dents think they are "sticking it to the trolls" by donating to DSP, but the only ones they are sticking it to is themselves.
@MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev4 ай бұрын
The fact you can make a 2 hour plus doc and not even cover a quarter of phil's misdeeds says it all and should vindicate all "detractors."
@jediknight208911 ай бұрын
A quick way to summarize Phil’s 15 year legacy is simple, he’s done everything wrong and did nothing correct. No matter how much he blames detractors, Phil fails to realize the worst detractor he has is himself.
@jonathansoko108511 ай бұрын
15 year begacy
@whoop80342 ай бұрын
@@jonathansoko1085 Fire
@MichaelAnthonyPresents11 ай бұрын
Prepare for Phil to say that you’re punching down on him despite him also being a popular public figure 😂
@seanmac957811 ай бұрын
Which say a lame thing considering he's been doing KZbin longer and he's older. There's something more than just sub numbers when it comes to "punching down"
@deadexo-311 ай бұрын
Phil is NOT popular. And I doubt he'd have any kind of balls to call out Tom.
@MichaelAnthonyPresents11 ай бұрын
@@deadexo-3he already did by saying Tom didn’t contact him for his side, despite every Level 1 Podcast him saying his side on every piece of drama
@deadexo-311 ай бұрын
@@MichaelAnthonyPresents which means nothing because Phil would have just pointed Tom at the “interview he was goaded into that answers all the questions”.
@Daboy80411 ай бұрын
He’s the most prolific KZbinr and the creator of lets plays but also the little guy so don’t pick on him
@dpops11 ай бұрын
I worked at Sikorsky during the timeline that ace training was a thing, the fact that he was proud about ace is hilarious. It was just a few multiple choice quizzes after going through some training modules on your PC. The first level of the certification was laughably easily achieved and was basically mandatory for everyone to do.
@kevingarcia674611 ай бұрын
I believe you bro
@Gatorade6911 ай бұрын
You ever run into Phil ?
@dpops11 ай бұрын
@@Gatorade69 not that I can remember. I didn't know who he was at the time anyway so it's possible that I might have seen him at lunch or something like that, but he would've been just some guy to me.
@ReaperCH9011 ай бұрын
I do not neee proof to 100% believe this message, because it matches with the claims of other employees and corporations and their in-house learning certificates
@siner244210 ай бұрын
What about rebuilding the whole system, from the ground up? I know that has to be Impressive… especially since it wasn’t appointed part of his task so he must have done it unknowingly to anybody else’s knowledge who Manage that company. 😂 they were so impressed, the company had him just sit on a desk in front of a PC just sitting around Doo f nothing till they decided to fire him without giving him a reason and the company was downsizing LOL.
@alexsheperd20609 ай бұрын
DSP is one of those people I think about if I’m ever feeling off about where I am. I’m miles ahead and that’ll always make me smile
@Carlton_Banks11 ай бұрын
There are four unchanging things in life. Death, taxes, Phil begging online, and sucking at games.
@Gatorade6911 ай бұрын
I don't know. I suck at games and I wouldn't die. At least I don't beg.
@Gatorade6910 ай бұрын
@awhellnah__ I mean everytime I tried to kill myself I wouldn't die. I should have died twice and it just wouldn't happen. Even when I got incredibly sick and almost died I didn't.
@ClaytonBigsby0110 ай бұрын
Number five . The Simpsons willing to pay their piggy Phil
@ClaytonBigsby0110 ай бұрын
@@Gatorade69here try this fentanyl 😂
@Diogenes_Lantern.8 ай бұрын
@@ClaytonBigsby01 Reported.
@Lakest0211 ай бұрын
DSP doesn't just have a decade of failure, his whole life is pretty much a legacy of failure. At least his one positive legacy is getting everyone to laugh at him and how pathetic he really is, even as a 41-year old man who is nearly as twice as old as I am. Also, losing to LTG in a random-draw match has to be one of the DSP moments of all time. When even Justin Wong dislikes you, you're doing something horribly wrong. I'm also still surprised that people (albeit very few) even still fund him to do absolutely nothing but complain about wanting even more money. It's honestly really sad. EDIT: Okay, how the hell did zoophiles also get into this vid? They're like cockroaches. Holy shit.
@MrGameNuke11 ай бұрын
The original title of this video was actually "A Lifetime of Failure" funnily enough. This is a reupload
@J-Dawg8111 ай бұрын
Justin Wong and Maximillian Dood are both kind of Reverse DSPs, they come from the same background (fighting games) but are very positive and wholesome individuals
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat177811 ай бұрын
Because he has an audience of dents that whale him out of situations. hes literally profiting off disability cheeks of his viewers who are too dented to realize that phil is a bad person. its sorta like simps with cam girls. alot of his biggest whales seem to be ties to other cam girls and lolcows aswell.
@justinkroboth36011 ай бұрын
The Justin Wong thing realllllly stuck out to me. Like, I don't think I've ever heard a bad word spoken about him, he seems like such a kind and wholesome dude - how do make problems with Justin Wong? @J-Dawg81 said it best - he's like the reverse DSP. Max is good people, too.
@Pat31511 ай бұрын
LTG is actually a good player unlike DSP.
@alexveevlogs11 ай бұрын
Want to clarify: Pignosis is the hypnosis the detractors refer to that his supporters are under, it’s the pignosis that makes them donate and support him 😂
@TheAoalec1411 ай бұрын
Pay piggies 😂
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
there is a literal trap rap song about it.. (Pignosis by Snortwave Records.. not joking) and its from detractor meerkat_mob who is from ThatBeingSaid dsptractorism podcast... he made a seperate network for music called snortwave records.. very talented music editor ❤
@dertythegrower11 ай бұрын
literal song That Pignosis by Snortwave Records will explain it all for you ❤ no jokes its a good production unlike dsp 😎
@TheAoalec1411 ай бұрын
@@dertythegrower you ever seen the song snort hogan uses for his channel intros I think it’s called “I got the drip” it’s only like 30 secs it just samples DSP lines but it’s pretty funny/catchy
@fefino141110 ай бұрын
You can't really get canceled if you don't acknowledge it. He was beyond his time.
@cactusjack87011 ай бұрын
DSP is going to have a melt down over this for weeks. I love it I LOVE ITTTT
@wentoneisendon650211 ай бұрын
*snorts*
@AyeThatsHandsomePete11 ай бұрын
Punching down on me dood! Endangering my family!
@Mr.Feather13011 ай бұрын
Every video that roasted dsp will result him loosing his marbles
@ghostofhinawa11 ай бұрын
I swear Phil could play Elmo’s Letter Adventure, a game made for literal preschoolers, and still find a way to complain.
@zeldafreak197511 ай бұрын
And be terrible at it 😆
@SwearfoGod.10 ай бұрын
“Oh My Ghaaad!”
@PeopleRTellingme11 ай бұрын
Correction: Ackdolph Pigler graduated from Notre Dame High School, St Ambrose was his elementary style school. I’m just pointing this out because he’ll point to trivial mistakes like this as evidence that the entire doc is BS and loaded with inaccuracies. That’s his MO in defending his indefensible gacha game habit that he’s been proven to have spent well north of $100,000 on (see TJ Gamebox)
@BovineIntervention11 ай бұрын
He graduated from elementary school
@IceMarbles11 ай бұрын
not just proven, straight up admitted on SideScrollers he plays it, spends money and lots of it. now he denies that was never said because of course he did since he's a compulsive liar.
@InsignificantHuman11 ай бұрын
Big ups 🙏
@marty1361211 ай бұрын
@@IceMarbles He never admitted to spending "money and lots of it" on gacha. I think he said he spent less than $1000 on champions.
@Captain_AAhab11 ай бұрын
King of Semantics
@Lightmagician609 ай бұрын
There is Aggressive there is Passive Aggressive There is Defensive Aggressive and then there is Phil
@michaelb511911 ай бұрын
Thing that separates this guy for me from others like him like wings, boogie or even kingcobra, is that dsp never seems to have those moments of clarity. His delusion is cranked to 11 and he never lets up. He never seems to have that moment where he honestly looks at his life and sees it for what it truly is. Guess its an ego thing
@drinfernodds11 ай бұрын
Yeah, Boogie knows he's a loser but at the same time he loves having the attention he gets so he'll self sabotage to keep it going for his ego. Phil seems like he'd blame the girl as the reason he shit his pants on a first date.
@NEEDbacon11 ай бұрын
Following him a long while now he does have those moments of clarity. But they're always quick flashes, small instances. Like the little voice in his head occasionally screams loud enough that it comes out and he displays he DOES realize he's in the wrong. But then the little voice gets pushed back down and it's business as usual. Also he's a full blown Narcissist, nothing is ever his fault.
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm11 ай бұрын
@@drinfernodds"it was her poor choice of restaurant, honestly when she suggested even going i just shouldve said no there, but i didn't and look what happened! I told her something bad would happen if we went to that stupid restaurant"
@Asahamana10 ай бұрын
He was like The Spoonyone. Except less succesful.
@YEETUSDAFEETUS10 ай бұрын
hey how cobra is a treasure
@noobishmacgaming11 ай бұрын
1) I had totally forgotten about the empty boxes giveaway thing, what a nightmare. 2) panda was annoying / ignorant, but she was also still a kid mentally. I hope getting away from him let her evolve as a human being. 3) I haven’t thought about him in a long while and this made me miss total biscuit.
@GothGfGG11 ай бұрын
Same
@cdogthehedgehog69239 ай бұрын
Ugh yeah. TB still pops into my head now and then. And MittenSquad passed away recently. Why are my tubers dying so young or turn out to be creeps?😭
@GunShot20178 ай бұрын
@@cdogthehedgehog6923Mittenaquad passed away!? I had no idea.
@cdogthehedgehog69237 ай бұрын
@@GunShot2017 Yeah, it came somewhat out of nowhere. With his last community post being that he will return. I really thought he was winning against alcohol. Mustve been too late.
@PapaDan8811 ай бұрын
The thing that will annoy Phil the most about this, is that it’s actually fair and hard to refute but Phils gold medal level mental gymnastics will amaze as usual and he will triple backflip pig snort into a perfect landing of bullshit excuses how everything in this doc is lies and slander but won’t have any proof and everyone will just have to take his word on it. Good job Tom
@Blisterdude12311 ай бұрын
He referred to this on stream yesterday, and demanded someone sent TT a message asking 'how am I a failure DOOD SNORT' Like...uh...I dunno man, TT made a multiple-hour long video answering that question lol
@Toxic_G111 ай бұрын
Turkey Tom is one of the few creators to explain some of DSP's paranoia as justified during the Sons of Kojina era, and throughout the video Tom was being extremely lenient on his criticisms. Knowing DSP, he will just call Tom a "stalkerish troll" and ignore everything in the video
@mrlionX11 ай бұрын
He hates it only because of the title apparently. He wants Turkey to change it.
@tigerwoods37311 ай бұрын
Keeps people talking about him though. If he just said he messed up, people would move on after a day or two. Deny deny deny and people will stay talking about you. If you just not paid attention to people like this, they would stop.
@Quaxo21Ай бұрын
The $25 wolverine toy was the nexus point of all of this
@thegadflygang538111 ай бұрын
32:10 "I'M GOING TO PUT IT IN SUB ONLY MODE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACT YOUR AGE" while the screen shows several children's characters in floppy clown shoes walking in place
@bhhaaaal6 ай бұрын
🤣 The jokes write themselves
@thegadflygang5381Ай бұрын
@@bhhaaaalI was hysterical. He has no awareness
@BloodStoneFortress11 ай бұрын
Could you imagine being Phil's Dad and being a person who genuinely has achievements and was a productive member of society, only to see how your son turned out? Making a complete fool of himself daily and documenting it on the internet.
@mm-gu9of11 ай бұрын
His son has probably had a bigger impact on the world, though probably not for the better
@seeingeyegod11 ай бұрын
In a movie about Phil's life, his Dad would be played by James Caan.
@robotgorilla-man619311 ай бұрын
Well Dave sent phil a picture of a fish that Dave had caught and phil derided him for it. So imagine dealing with that as well.
@MikeTheD11 ай бұрын
Papa Burnell is also pissed about the 10 yr plan and Phil scamming poor Linda. Phil slimed some munny outta Mama Burnell and said he'd get a plan
@nin_tendo645811 ай бұрын
Well it's his fault Phil is like this so it's hard for me to feel bad.
@rezanabavi480211 ай бұрын
him yelling at his parents for the wolverine figure....I'm dying xD
@innocentorphan12134 ай бұрын
He added to this story later by telling how his parents got him an N64 for Christmas, he found it early, and they let him plug it in and play early. Then he celebrates that his parents "must've learned their lesson from the Wolverine toy". It absolutely sounds like they knew how this dude is, that he would pester them about the toy if they got it early since he clearly did just that with the N64. So they tried to teach him a lesson, and he took it the opposite of that and holds a petty grudge about it. Someday his dad is on his deathbed, asks for his pills from across the room, and DSP will snort and go "Oh you want your pills huh? You want those? Well I wanted that Wolverine toy!"
@DarkKitarist8 ай бұрын
Being almost 40 years old and your parents having to still teach you fiscal responsibility is unreal.
@scotth679710 ай бұрын
This went from "haha silly gaming guy" to "in depth lore of the cult following of eternal haters"
@katharden82576 ай бұрын
I remember learning how a good chunk of haters used to be fans, donators, teammates and were all trying to help or support Phil in one way or another. Hearing how Phil treated them is awful
@Lobsterwithinternet2 ай бұрын
@@katharden8257Not me. I was never a fan myself and I'm amazed at how much his detractors coddle him.
@zetheon11 ай бұрын
Atlus themselves posting “Charm salt is real.” On his persona 3 ragequit was also a great highlight
@DeafeatedSamuelB11 ай бұрын
Then they struck him during the Persona 5 playthrough absolutely based. 😂
@derekschommer146510 ай бұрын
Paying his taxes with credit cards before bankruptcy is probs his smartest move lol
@kingjoeyofoc7 ай бұрын
Next thing you know, DSP gambles all his money away and then says the casino cheated
@cekojuna693011 ай бұрын
The funny thing about DSP is that not only is he bad at the game but he is also a bar to jump over in any game he plays. The best one is "If DSP can beat Malenia, you can too. If you can't...well you're worse than DSP". One of my friends that watches DSP and mocks him all the time is seething because he can't beat Malenia and doesn't like the fact he is worse than DSP. Being a worse gamer than DSP is now a running joke in the group.
@NASkeywest11 ай бұрын
One of the most disturbing things I’ve seen from Phil was a few weeks ago. He was talking about his parents dying and him Getting their house an money. He was all bug eyed and rocking and couldn’t hide his Excitement for his parents to die. That’s his plan. Just beg, lie, an manipulate till he can leech all his parents stuff
@rachayelle11 ай бұрын
Wow
@NASkeywest11 ай бұрын
@@rachayelle yea he is a evil person. If he was not such an idiot he would be dangerous
@Lionclam11 ай бұрын
Holy shit what
@NASkeywest11 ай бұрын
@@Lionclamhe quite literally has no empathy for others. All people are to him are dollar signs or objects to work for him. He expects his fans to do all his channel emotes, artwork, etc. He has never done a single thing for himself. His fans have to pay him and be his free slave labor
@Proxycon11 ай бұрын
Sounds like something that never happened. I'm in some detractor discords and that would have made the rounds. You best provide some evidence or this is superfake.
@masterelf1211 ай бұрын
Congrats Tom, you are now gonna be apart of the "dumb fawk mur-hans" snortex You're probably gonna be called “TAWK-KEY TAAM”
@nwerd758411 ай бұрын
thats defamation to the detractor community MORAHN
@archieames196811 ай бұрын
Phil will do the usual claim not to know him and never watches him which is his usual way of showing contempt to a newly minted prominent detractor.
@brandonhuenink922211 ай бұрын
Either that or Tom is seen as one of the "respectful documentarians" that Phil tries to kiss up to, until Tom takes a swipe at him on Twitter or in another video. Then it's back to what you said and he was "totally dishonest, listened to da trolls dood".
@DaveInSnitchel11 ай бұрын
tuur kee tam
@innocentorphan121311 ай бұрын
@@archieames1968 Then we get some internet-reAck stream later where we see "Turkey Tom Darksydephil" in his search bar, or a video suggestion of this video that already has a full red bar under it. Happened plenty before when he made the claim he doesn't know or care about something and didn't see it.
@dontcallmechris86776 ай бұрын
I found out about him from a British man saying his laugh sounded like a deflated SpongeBob
@NervousNoodles11 ай бұрын
I use DSP as my personal measurement of rock bottom, so that I know when I get too close to it. It takes true talent to spend 15+ years doing the _easiest_ job on the planet and _somehow still manage to massively successfully _*_fail_*_ at it in every way possible._
@bizzzzzzle11 ай бұрын
A cuck who carves his cheater gf name in his chest in hopes of her staying, has no right taking years of other people’s research on Phil then recompiling it and calling it his own. You’re standing on the backs of the real detractors and are just as much a lolcow as Phil imo. At least he’s not a legit cuck.
@DETRACT0RD00M11 ай бұрын
Even I learned a few new things in this documentary.. Double T killed it
@gavinpowell460711 ай бұрын
Fair play to his dad. Sounds like a solid man that was looking out for his son. He probably knew nepotism wasn't the move, but as a dad he did everything he could for the lad.
@megatrollificus11 ай бұрын
Yeah, there's a few posts criticizing him for that bit of misguidedly optimistic generosity. But what else ya gonna do? Cut him off completely? That generates comments like "Oh that 'tough Marine Dad' shit never works!".
@Deadguy2322forreal7 ай бұрын
Except for instilling any kind of work ethic, manners, critical thinking skills or sense of shame, sure. People like Phil are what they are because of how their parents raised them.
@SeamusCameron7 ай бұрын
@@Deadguy2322forreal - You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Phil was never willing to challenge his own boundaries and take a modicum of responsibility for his actions, or really engage in retrospection. He simply reacted to things as they happened and only did the bare minimum to maintain. Eventually black swans stack up beyond the ability to fix if you aren't proactive. The end result was inevitable.
@legojay147 ай бұрын
@SeamusCameron Doesn't help as from watching detractors reacting to him. I think Phil is a legit narcissist. Not just egotistical like other lolcows. Has it as a true mental disorder that was never treated. Cause Phil legit thinks everything in his life is this ultra unique experience. He wouldn't even turn his router off and on to fix his internet while worrying himself into a fit about how his business will die and saying it'll be this problem the technician had never seen before. That's not an ego. That's a mental illness. Watch these later years. It's gonna get worse until his brain can't handle his low attention anymore and he has a legit mental breakdown on stream
@WobblesandBean11 ай бұрын
1:05:25 Funny you mention that. Yes, DSP treated Panda as a bangmaid. She was expected to cook all his meals, clean up after him, *_on top of_* bringing in a paycheck so he could avoid having to get a real job. The same day she had her panic attack, DSP was upset because he told her to make him a sandwich and she was in no shape to do so. When they got home, he asked her again to cook him something to make up for it, and I think that's when Panda ended it. Between that and divulging her very personal medical information on stream, she'd had the final straw.
@DieHardjagged11 ай бұрын
She was also not properly fucked all the time, if you remember that one Hotel stay video where she literally did the Face down, Ass up pose and Phil was like "I dont know what this is about" and i thought: Holy fucking shit.
@JosephWalker-ip7pd11 ай бұрын
I think it's because 1. He's disgusting and just a gross person 2. Because he wasn't bringing in as much money as before. She wasn't gonna stick around and put up with him and be broke lol.
@MaxPaynefan111 ай бұрын
And he was mad that the hospital bill was so high
@TheGameCapsule11 ай бұрын
Bangmaid...😂 Sunny reference?
@BlackHippy31311 ай бұрын
@@JosephWalker-ip7pdplus the theories she was young like 18/19 when they met shes not as naive anymore and grew up.
@jonathaninga26916 ай бұрын
I never realized how “dead” a channel could actually be, until I went to dsp’s channel. There is SO many videos, sometimes daily, that don’t exceed even 100 views the day they get uploaded. Even month long uploads don’t exceed 1k views. That is just crazy to me tbh
@johnnybravo91946 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, his dentheads are pretty generous.
@Th3Watch3r6 ай бұрын
What I find to be Muah. Chefs kiss. Is the fact the detractor channels get more views than he does. 😂😂😂😂
@greenbassboosts88723 ай бұрын
I hope my channel exceeds these numbers some day but you're absolutely describing a channel with 400-600 actual subs. Crazy for a channel that was previously popular
@buak8092 ай бұрын
Dsp is not an exception. There are tons of channels that used to be at the top, millions of subs but then the audience went away, grew up, content creator switched to something else that is not as interesting. SoCloseToToast is one of the examples that come to my mind@@greenbassboosts8872
@SideScrollersPodcast11 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing about the podcast. It was a WILD ride.
@Temporo.mandibular11 ай бұрын
2 hour video essay about a degenerate I have never heard of? Perfect morning
@webbrowser460311 ай бұрын
How the fuck have you never heard of DSP?
@Mudkkipzz11 ай бұрын
I wish I could go back to the day I discovered him. Same with Low Tier God and Wings of Redemption. The legendary lolcows
@superneph490211 ай бұрын
had to say goodbye to my beloved dog and best friend today, this video and your voice are calming, thanks for the fun video keep up the great work
@captaintitusultramarine11 ай бұрын
Condolences, man. I still miss my little buddy.
@Bunkerooni11 ай бұрын
@@captaintitusultramarineBless you both man. What a horrible experience. Much love guys
@Franglaiso11 ай бұрын
God bless your buddy
@jordandenton568210 ай бұрын
Don’t know how long you’ve been making videos, but you’re good at this. Stumbled across this channel by a suggested video and have watched a lot of your doc style videos. I listen while at work on my forklift. Thanks man 👍🏻
@craigsovilla657811 ай бұрын
DSP is comparible to a cockroach. They can survive weeks with their heads cut off, and they can even survive nuclear fallout, like his online presence has survived all of the fallout of his actions.
@christianbethel11 ай бұрын
That's why he's called 'Pigroach'.
@apa123APA11 ай бұрын
Kinda annoying meme though since DSP himself has started huffing that brand of copium, and legit believes he's unstoppable these days. Reality, he's that episode from Seinfeld where they fired George and he just keeps coming to work anyway. DSP has been cancelled already in most every conceivable way, he just doesn't have any options but to keep doing this since he's unable to get a real job at this point.
@craigsovilla657811 ай бұрын
Was just making a legitimate comparison, dudes. Wasn't trying to meme because, quite honestly, that's exactly the kind of petty bs that he does.
@apa123APA11 ай бұрын
@@craigsovilla6578 Thing is, DSP did start shilling this meme that he won't quit and no one can make him quit, and him continuing on and on is admirable and amazing, changing his Twitter handle for some months to various words like "unkillable" and "immortal" and whatnot. It's really just that he's got zero options. He can't quit even if he wanted to, because he can't do anything else.
@Capnsensible8011 ай бұрын
Hence the "Pigroach" moniker given by detractors. Snorts like a pig, has a the survivability of a roach.
@marty1361211 ай бұрын
I love how Keemstar will just pop up in every youtuber's documentary, large or small.
@yurikendal486811 ай бұрын
Thats one reason keemstar bugs me. Hes like an ambulance chaser
@ViViDG11 ай бұрын
I’m five minutes into this verbal beatdown and this is the best thing I’ve seen in awhile and knowing there’s still 2 hours left is amazing.
@bizzzzzzle11 ай бұрын
A cuck who carves his cheater gf name in his chest in hopes of her staying, has no right taking years of other people’s research on Phil then recompiling it and calling it his own. You’re standing on the backs of the real detractors and are just as much a lolcow as Phil imo. At least he’s not a legit cuck.
@zscout128811 ай бұрын
I know it was going to be the best after he had his fit about an action figure
@johnconstantine11306 ай бұрын
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
@atm105811 ай бұрын
"People are being lazy and not coming to the streams" is pure irony.
@papayer8 ай бұрын
Unlike Phil, who always comes before starting his streams
@AgentProper11 ай бұрын
Today a new Detractor was born. Big ups and welcome to The Vortex.
@C_The_Guy11 ай бұрын
well you know, he did Wings of redemption, it was only a matter of time before he got to DSP 😭
@C_The_Guy11 ай бұрын
LTG is next
@IceMarbles11 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting such meaningful and robust khantent!
@PeopleRTellingme11 ай бұрын
Let’s give Tom a big warm welcome to the mouth drooler’s club
@bizzzzzzle11 ай бұрын
A cuck who carves his cheater gf name in his chest in hopes of her staying, has no right taking years of other people’s research on Phil then recompiling it and calling it his own. You’re standing on the backs of the real detractors and are just as much a lolcow as Phil imo. At least he’s not a legit cuck.