Darth Vader and the Assassin

#shorts #starwars #darthvader #sith #empire

[@rustyshackleford5288]

So basically the 9th assassin was no different than the other 8. Cool

[@aaronburnett2261]

Right bro! Tell me you're wasting my time without telling me you're wasting my time...lol

[@bryant7542]

😂

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

Assassin: I am the 9th assassin, and i am here to challenge you! Vader: *Pocket sand* Hahahahahashawshawshaw! * Pssshewt decapitation ffshelueeet* Seriously, does this cult KNOW what assassination actually is? This Naruto ninja duel bs aint it.

[@mr.starly2423]

True. Like what is confronting him on 1v1 going to do? 🤦🏽

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

@@mr.starly2423 I guess see if he's good enough to not get force choked/crushed etc. immediately? I don't see a Fett trying to get him to finance their Vette, and I'd bet, they would have the best plan to fade Vader. You gotta just like blow up his personal tie fighter with a whole fleet, and he'd still probably just sail through space, in soundless, seething rage, an angry angry astronaut...

[@kurthaas4331]

The suit wasn't meant to keep Vader alive, it was built to keep Palpatine alive.

[@504cp]

Nice perspective

[@jesserapkin2660]

I agree that you could be right about that, but what if a fully-loaded and mostly in-tact Anakin still couldn’t take out Sidious?? The Sith Lord might have manipulated and defeated him 🤷🏻

[@RegisTraiter]

Actually correct. Originally the suit was awful. Vader took it apart and rebuilt it multiple times, being the mechanical genius that he is, and improved it immensely. The only part he couldn't fix was the synthetic lungs and the exposed control box that drove them, because he would have to be unconscious and on alternate life support. So (semi-canonically) Vader built a whole new cyborg body for himself, and was ready to get transplanted into it. But again, he would have to be unconscious during the procedure, and he didn't trust anyone enough - not even his own med droids - to let it happen.

[@bettyplay669]

Altering or designing his own Med-Droid might have worked. He had to think of that. The whole SW idea of Vader needs to be redone.

[@veedubfreak]

It was also built to keep him in massive pain to keep him angry.

[@Alex38369]

Assassin: I finally found you Vader: ignites lightsaber Assassin: oh shit

[@gcstudios9091]

lollllll

[@mirac2062]

Lol😂

[@slippyquack7672]

"You've only found your end."

[@peterjhn7411]

@@slippyquack7672that’s a sick line😮‍💨

[@alphawolfun7840]

Vader: "Yes. Finally."

[@zachs6273]

Assassin: "I found you!" Vader: "No... I found you." *Ignites sabre menacingly*

[@elrey8876]

Assassin: 'Wait, I was actually after a... Narth... Baver. My bad, I'll just head out now.'

[@CelestialSwann]

*jazz music plays*

[@TheMemeKingOfficial]

Unlike ALL politicians. Vader doesn’t need guards to defend him from assassins. HE is the guard

[@nobody-yk2hu]

Vader never had time for politics

[@Xurifx]

Unlike politicians Vader is a fictional character

[@Suno6723]

@@Xurifxhave you not seen the politics in Star Wars?

[@rhythm854]

Tbh if you were a member of Vaders fist. Vader was the carry you need not worry if he joins you on the mission which much like the 501st he never let them go by themselves although as Vader I imagine this was less about concern for them and more about being Palpatines attack dog and a ruthless Sith Lord…. Actually fun fact, Vaders fist contains 501st Members that stayed loyal to Vader or at least some points through the early days of the empire even up until points like SW Rebels Vader had 501st veterans within his personal squad

[@wernerherbst6721]

And Palpatine have Guards only to look inosent.

[@joelbyrnes9710]

Even as a crippled, suffocating, burn victim, Vader is still the most dangerous person in the room.

[@Sholva1189]

RIP Ultron. You gave it the ol' college try

[@innovator90]

🤣

[@remanscimitar]

I'm Ivy and you're community 😂

[@paulstacy1992]

I immediately noticed the Ultron resemblance myself.

[@MonsterGuyJK]

I literally looked at the thumbnail and thought it was an age of Ultron video💀

[@Ultriac301]

Ultron: Alright, i'll give it a try. Darth Vader: NO! Do or do NOT! There is no try.

[@danielm.2377]

The best assassin is the one you never hear about nor ever see. If you're openly fighting through soldiers before you get to the target, then you've already failed.

[@DbladeMedic]

Lol fuckin right? Heres the best assassin we have. *fights through a bunch of gaurds and 1v1s his target

[@middy552]

Well at one point you have no choice and he's so good he doesn't need stealth.

[@bonjy3701]

Well, apparently he would've needed more stealth, since, you know, he fucking died. ​@@middy552

[@rikhadik3805]

Agreed .. at this point ur just a warrior failing at his job on his way to a known fight inwich he's unprepared for

[@rickeyb8812]

The 9th Assassin did not know the POWER of the Dark Side!

[@aaronsalentine7876]

He should have taken the high ground.

[@rickeyb8812]

​@aaronsalentine7876 "Yes, to Obi-Wan, he should have listened."

[@axel4196]

LOL he knows now

[@buenapilapil5513]

None of them did

[@richemontsaffre6812]

His lack of faith was ... DISTURBING

[@willcastellow8885]

I love how Vader is just this big unstoppable force

[@JamesonHester_CIY]

Yeah the chosen one is kinda the most powerful Jedi/Sith

[@Bryson-nb7bw]

He isn't tho

[@nosakhareanthony97]

@@Bryson-nb7bwHe is actually

[@Bryson-nb7bw]

@@nosakhareanthony97 anakin without sustaining damage from count dooku and obi Wan had the highest potential of any character. Darth Vader is significantly weaker than anakins full potential. Vader has been beaten by users of both sides of the force and so has anakin

[@sunduril4166]

@@Bryson-nb7bw The only one that could defeat him in the end was himself

[@nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823]

​@@nosakhareanthony97It's literally stated that in canon Sidious is the most powerful. Vader is only 80% of Sidious in terms of how powerful he is after Mustafar.

[@ryanturner6097]

I wish they’d actually make a movie or show about Vader you barely see him do anything on screen and he’s such a badass in comics a Vader movie or series would kill

[@mikef2811]

With a bunch of nuts in charge of Disney, it would be a disaster

[@rustyrachford7189]

In the books they describe him pretty well. He would have whole planets bowing to him

[@stanleycarter303]

​@@mikef2811I love the Disney Star Wars stuff! The Acolyte is awesome! And I loved Ahsoka too! The rest of Hollywood ignored her for such roles!

[@WinterSo1dier]

In part that’s why he is such a badass. The mystery about him. Tons of menacing stories that hype him up, when he finally appears people 💩 bricks. 🧱

Remember that the force is female so what you ask for can never happen.

[@_Umbrael_]

And to think, this was after Palpatine purposefully nerfed Vader. Cybernetics are known to decrease a jedi's/sith's ability to sense the force the more the body is converted. Most of Vader's entire body is cybernetic at this point! Imagine how strong of a sith he'd be if he was full human (and in good condition)! Granted, the suit is stated to be part of the reason he is so strong in the first place, it being very painful to just live, which increases Vader's rage and hatred, thereby making him stronger in the dark side.

[@hhmaniak]

yes and it was old tech too on purpose

[@EDAWG11885]

More like Obi Wan nerfed him. He did cut off his arms and legs to begin with.

[@DarthSherm94]

One of my favourite parts of the darth vader novel is him going through all the phases of his suit from his eyes and ears to his arms and legs… just really gets you in Anakins head

[@DarthSherm94]

@@EDAWG11885yet Palpatine used older equipment and not state of the art tech

[@EchoARC6895]

@@EDAWG11885 nah dooku cut off the first arm he started it all

[@BilalMarcus]

we need a series or set of movies showing vader's power.

[@kylethetub5007]

Been saying this forever!

[@T___Brown]

Im sure he will be Trans and that is why Vadher is so powerful. Just being Trans means you dont have to any character arc... you just are all powerful

[@BilalMarcus]

@@T___Brown sad part is, you are probably right smh

[@Dm-dw3tr]

when Disney is losing money for whatever reason, they will release either a Luke story, or Vader story to get people back. Its their ace.

[@pointman2021]

This! This is what we need as a TV series!

[@davidholmes6619]

Another movie would be better. The unknown years of Vader after Yoda and Obi Wan disappeared.

[@jeffreyval9665]

Disney would screw it up like everything.

[@kuan720]

I'm begging for Disney to make a series based on Vader's solo comic series.

[@mitchellstanding1548]

No, I'm sure the acolyte will be great..... yeah.

[@OutsideTheRopes]

There’s so many good stories that they won’t touch. I’m honestly tired of them milking the Skywalker’s

[@arekpetrosian4965]

Vader: "Trust me pal, you're not that guy." Assassin: "I'm not that guy..."

[@stevefelten1197]

Vader is one of the most powerful sith lords in history due to his extraordinary abilities in the force. The darkside and his suit restrained his power.

[@coralz7636]

Bro imagine how op Vader would be if he didn't get burned in the lava and all that

[@bigdaddy2706]

Then dark side restrained him?

[@ConsumptiveSoul]

@@coralz7636 he would have been the most powerful Sith

[@coralz7636]

@@ConsumptiveSoul That's sick

[@jnnx]

I’d say his injuries he sustained falling into molten lava restrained his extraordinary abilities, but that’s just me. . .

[@weissblitz100]

This is the series we need... More about Vader between episode 3 & 4. Get Hayden some more work, he deserves it and it would be way better than most of the crap Disney's putting out lately!

[@lodewykduminy9511]

The only good SW content in the last 5 years have been the Cal Kestis games by Respawn

[@pipemarinmontes]

@@lodewykduminy9511 i'm playing Jedi Survivor and my god, both games are absurdly good.

[@jnnx]

No, we don’t need that crap, anymore than we need the Disney sludge.

[@JackOSUrulz]

Star Wars died back in 1987 when George Lucas, not the life model decoy with the turkey neck hiding the battery we have known since, was killed in an unfortunate fire from old nitrate film stock.

[@christianheinz3395]

Yeah, I would love to see that. But Disney would f this up too.

[@user-jc3pl3de8b]

Being a vader assassin you might aswell just fill out your death certificate right then and there

[@brenndoncopeland3213]

Sounds like a good movie though

[@ultimAvalon]

@@brenndoncopeland3213 better than the last ones at least

[@monkadelic13]

starkiller did a better job

[@SgtSchwole]

This is the kind of material that needs to be made into a movie or series. 🙂 "Lords of the Sith" would be a great book adaptation too!

[@CassidyReed-ps7hn]

What’s funny is he easily killed this “best assassin”

[@Charlie94781]

Lord “Anakin” Vader went Bruce Lee on Hunter 9

[@Aethem_Animist]

Who said it was easy

[@tickledpickle5671]

@@Aethem_Animist The short.

[@Aethem_Animist]

@@tickledpickle5671 The short said that it was an "epic battle" but that the assassin found out how powerful Vader was. It said nothing about it being an easy battle. Just because Vader was more powerful doesn't mean it was easy for him

[@Aethem_Animist]

@@tickledpickle5671 because look... The assassin could have found out early in the battle that Vader is more powerful... However, just because Vader ultimately came out on top, doesn't mean the assassin didn't put up a great challenge to Vader's skill set.

[@Oshaoxin]

...but then the 10th Assassin came!

[@aaronburnett2261]

Lol😂

[@narsilreforged]

And he!... Well... he died to. But then the 11th assassin came!

[@Aethem_Animist]

Sure but perhaps the assassin gave Vader a run for his money. I mean..... No one gets upset or talks shit when the hero of a movie ultimately wins after a hard battle. They cheer. Why look down on this one?

[@anyaabusable9888]

And he burned down, fell over, then sunk into the swamp!

[@Oshaoxin]

@@anyaabusable9888 Well then, it's good the 12th assassin then came to finish the job!

[@snowboardslider24]

"so you've chosen death" "Droids"

[@JT-gi8rx]

And then Trooper number 567 bumped the self destruct button and Vader died in the explosion. Because really, if an assassin is smart, they would just plant a bomb or many in the main reactor and blow Vaders ship up. Sabotage the hangar doors so he can’t escape. THAT would be the smartest way to take him out.

[@RedRocket4000]

Correct best attempt. Vader would of course predict the plot and prevent you have to have strong force powers yourself to pull it off.

[@ShadowSloth3]

Just keep him off the high ground and you're good to go. 😅

[@hockeyman8799able]

​@@RedRocket4000Dammit! I came here to say that 😂

[@JohnRapheal7]

Good plan... But I don't think making sure a door won't open would work with a Force user 😂. Especially in a life or death situation, if Yoda can lift a spaceship I'm pretty sure Vader could open up a door

[@InDadequate]

lol true, what kind of a moron assassin tries for hand to hand combat with a sith lord?

[@AdeptKing]

I think he went and fought a giant demon looking thing after beating the assassin too.

[@hazewilliams2117]

Where did you hear that?

[@AdeptKing]

@@hazewilliams2117 the comic itself this talks about.

[@thewinterprince1731]

Audio be like: "Upon confronting Vader, the 9th Assassin came to realize just how-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEE really is OOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@danielmunoz2386]

Song name ?????😂

[@teddycoons2976]

"Let's send a non force wielder to take on Vader" *Awkward silence* "Damnit Steve, give this man a raise immediately."

[@ReadMyNameB1tch]

You do not know the power of the dark side - Lord Vader

[@danielcanty5727]

Vader is just so busted don't try to kill him unless you are YODA or Sidoius or maybe his son.

[@jnrmac8270]

Yoda never stood a chance...

[@danielcanty5727]

@@jnrmac8270 Yoda could match him with the sheer power of the force.

[@Qumpr]

Unfortunately…Yoda wouldn’t stand a chance in a force battle with Vader, Yoda is strong with the force but unfortunately not that strong, you dont see yoda pulling a star destroyer out of the sky with one hand WHILE wounded but I digress, even still I do agree that yoda is strong just not strong enough

[@bskilla4892]

You forgot Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan left Vader for dead TWICE. The only reason Obi-Wan didn't kill him was because he broke the Jedi rule of not having attachments.

[@danielcanty5727]

@@bskilla4892 technically that was "awakened" Obi-Wan after he became like the avatar of the force so I'm not counting it

[@ryanparadise9677]

Vader is one of the best created characters of all time in my opinion and one of the most iconic villians

[@denisborile8462]

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮no creato, è creatore ⚖️📲🧬👆💪✍️😡

[@Arkskii-gf03]

This would make a good *A Star Wars story*

[@factcheck5017]

I was thinking the same thing… i would pay triple the price so see this in theatre!! Watching DV mess people up never gets old ….

[@InDadequate]

until you realize they cast amber heard as the assassin

[@Arkskii-gf03]

@@InDadequate 😂😂💀

[@jeffreyval9665]

It would be just as horrible and half ass as everything else Disney does.

[@Arkskii-gf03]

@@jeffreyval9665 well I never said a Disney story , I’d rather George Lucas make it but that’ll never happen because of Disney

[@RegisTraiter]

Canonically, Vader regularly set assassins on himself to test himself and keep improving. He beat every single one of them. Then he asked Moff Tarkin to put together a scheme to hunt and kill him. Tarkin also failed, but came damn close to succeeding. This explains why Vader and Tarkin have a degree of mutual respect towards one another.

[@MRLFMAO]

Vader is like the stig! Never see his face but he will smash any challenges

[@longt61]

Every assassin is a gansta until he is lost in the dark chamber and hears the heavy breathing of Vader.

[@nadirakyildiz8857]

A new movie about vader is needed, focusing on his torment and how he struggled with that pain and torment as slave of palpatine until Luke reminded him of love

[@scottyk1763]

When the assassin gets to the Vader fight and realizes that isn’t his health bar it’s his patience meter 😂😂

[@JZLKRZ]

Vader is the force in this era 😎

[@nicktaylor1667]

*Assassin has the drop on Vader* "Your thoughts betray you, assassin" Assassin: "well...😮‍💨shit."

[@a_random_person_lol_bruh]

The last image with vaders eye tho ☠️

[@ericfaz1427]

An assassin came real close during "the Empire Strikes Back" shortly after the bounty hunter meeting. This bounty hunter was "late" so he had to speak with Vader privately. It was all a ruse. Vader was only able to save himself at the last minute by burrowing past the assassin's emotional barriers to find his most painful memory in order to distract him. The memory was of Vader killing his family and then his training/enhancement to kill Vader.

[@MiniHarpist]

This short is better than anything diseny produced.

[@GotGame007]

“Finally!….I have found you” *Vader ignites lightsaber* “No…I’ve found you”

[@tred6292]

Very impressive that the organization had such a cunning assassin. Although, I can’t help but wonder why they waited eight tries before sending this guy?

[@Rhakin78]

He was probably the last guy left...

[@flytechlive6513]

Budgetary reasons. Every Assasin was more Expensive. A1 > 20.000Credits to A9 > 20 Billion Credits. I made that up but funny story right :D

[@jpogigtxcr1778]

Cause this guy is no better that the first 8. Just so happens that the assassin is the 9th to be used.

[@gitsmwow]

He was still being grown

[@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq]

this deserves to be a movie it goes into one of those enemies strong worthy of fighting against Darth Vader this story should be told on the big screen like many others .

[@theogmaster8567]

first of all who in there right mind would want to challenge Vader in the first place that's suicide!💯

[@bonkerslez91]

The true meaning of fuck around and find out

[@SteadyRoosevelt]

@@bonkerslez91exactly what I was thinking when I read your comment 😂

[@bonkerslez91]

@@SteadyRooseveltthe force is strong in this one 😂

[@marcodraven9778]

Question: Did Vader find out who sent them?

[@charli3tango266]

In my opinion, Vader will always be the ultimate badass.

[@apollo6094]

Just to show how powerful ankakin was soon as he turned sides the power balance shifted tremendously and the sith gained the upper hand I feel like if they would have appreciated anakin more and gave him position of master this would have never happened they acted as if they didn’t need him in the end the realized just how vital he was to them

[@angelsegarra1135]

Masters turn, too. He was an impatient and petulant man-child. He lacked the basic restraint required to not give in to the biological drive to procreate. As a master, he would've had more authority, not more wisdom.

[@swiftzz2941]

we need this to become a movie ASAP

[@andresfurious8302]

If anyone is wondering the song is anakins dark deeds by Lucas king wonderful piece

[@omniominous4534]

Bless you Kind Sir! I was REALLY wondering about that ....

[@andresfurious8302]

@@omniominous4534 if you want to know more Lucas king and Samuel Kim 👌both wonderful

[@omniominous4534]

@@andresfurious8302 Thanks, I subscribed to Samuel years ago, subbed Lucas today. I simply can't leave a good tune alone 😁.

[@lawrencemoore3863]

This is a good song

[@Greetthemenace9]

Vader could take anyone down . But the emperor played on his fears , and Obi-Wan still had a place in his heart . Vader was conflicted by these 2 . But he was very powerful.

[@spartan.prime.7878]

Vader was the empire goat

[@jnnx]

I swear, some of ya’ll are FURRIES with your obsession with goats all the damned time. . .

[@spartan.prime.7878]

@jnnx Hey, how'd you guess, no one's supposed to know that. Sheush, it'll be our little secret buddy.

[@jacquecortez5014]

Darth Vader: "You know why I keep killing all of you. You lack foresight."

[@giannieroste7330]

Vader isnt a immortal symbol of the Empire. He was the Empire.

[@e.a.r.lst.1596]

This would be great for a Darth Vader stand alone movie.

[@VLFBERHTwolf]

In order to fight a biomechanical monster fueled by rage you need your own biomechanical monster fueled by rage. This guy wasn't him.

[@AlexanderLegion]

"I'm not trapped in here with you" -DV

[@HaloPrime212]

Sounds like Sidious had something to do with this

[@user-fs3iy7em2t]

Asassin: "Im the 9th Asassin" Vader "Bitch please, I was assassinating younglings before you ever existed"

[@stephendoherty8291]

Vader had the jedi and dark force. The assassin was just the same but with no force. Hence defeated

[@SulSlayer]

Assassin: I am one with the dark side! Vader: You know nothing of the Dark Side.

[@user-ow2ln3pw7d]

Any Force sensitive has more potential than a non force sensitive being... It's kinda unfair but that's how it is : someone may hone their skills to be closest to perfection, and yet, a force sensitive with similar training will surpass them eventually.. Espêcially if it's the Chosen One ;D !!

[@jimmyboy131]

They all forgot the #1 Rule of Not Getting Wrecked: don't try to kill Vader.

[@autobotCRSHR]

The AI art is killing me

[@SyrUsThEVyrUs6187]

Assassin: I'll end you Vader: *only wearing his helmet* I'm gonna clap ya cheeks boy!

[@Whoami691]

There are a few times Vader was genuinly beaten in combat. It is rare but it does happen - Usually to a Jedi of some kind, other times to Sideous. there was one moment when to teach Vader a lesson, he cripples Vader on mustafar, leaves him broken on the rocks, tells him to fix himself and that he is not to use the force.

[@OneOkRockSamurai]

Sidious didn't cripple Vader he did by falling into lava during the duel with Kenobi

[@whothehellarewe]

@@OneOkRockSamurai You can be crippled more than once. I'm pretty sure the OP meant Sideous crippled his prosthetics and suit.

[@themadhanna]

I've never watched any of the _Star Wars_ movies and have never really wanted to, but watching this short makes me want to!

[@greatone1939]

Jesus, could you make the music any louder?

[@Steviemn1]

When you are an essential factor to the original trilogy plot and has already been pre-determined that only the son can defeat the father and redeem him it would make sense why Darth Vader is undefeated.

[@miguelteran1420]

What was the name of yhe assasin

[@xwolf6960]

"His name was Robert Paulson"....💪 🌰🌰😂

[@kelvin_Manley]

Sephiroth: I have heard many things of you, SITH. Shall I give you DESPAIR? Darth Vader: Do not speak to me of DESPAIR.

[@internalleprosy166]

whats the name of the music??

[@Matthew-Anthony]

𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬

[@internalleprosy166]

@@Matthew-Anthony thank you!

[@WolfyzRevenge]

I like that Vader is portrayed as an “unstoppable force” when really all it takes is an EMP and a 12 gauge pump to kill him

[@dklee20118]

😮

[@LordxName1]

Bro skipped the side quests and went straight for an elden ring boss💀

[@cryptomarcus1003]

They give everything but a Vader series!!!! Idc about nothing else but Vader!!!!! We need to see the true power of Vader

[@juancabardo21]

Vader is the definition of “Forget the dog, BEWARE THE OWNER.” Because he doesn’t need no guards. He can guard himself

[@DS-nq1dg]

These story lines need to at least be a TV show if not a mini series

[@Craig9489]

One of the best Vader comics

[@gsaucegaming6635]

Vader after the 9th assassin: I will find who did this. Palpatine: laughing intensely

[@harrambou9468]

Vader with a blue lightsaber surprisingly goes hard…

[@-zerxvil-5208]

DV: What's your name assassin? A: Ass-ass-sin

[@ChrisGuerra31]

An anthology of each assassination attempt would be fire

[@camdenmusprime]

Vader is just a different level of fear.....He truly is as scary as they say

[@danielharden337]

We all want a LORD VADER movie !!! Why has this not been done ?

[@jackrichards1908]

Master of stealth but you heard whispers and knew he was coming. Fought his way through a bunch of soldiers and then confronted him "in an epic showdown".... A real "stealth" assassin is quiet until the killing blow is landed.

[@maximusfrank2835]

Never forget that all you have to do to defeat Vader is mediate some rocks while having Yoda stand on your foot

[@Itsjustgaming859]

This needs to be a movie.

[@Realmasterorder]

Would be very cool to see this story taken to life.

[@mazter3c]

Yeees we need an assassins creed game mixed with the star wars lore! Imagine a Sith assassin with little light sabers as daggers and using sith powers!

[@doriane.7193]

AS SOON AS I HEARD "Assassins sent to Kill VADER" I ROLLED my EYES... LOL!

[@Gasfiend]

8 other assassins go up against Vader, and die. A 9th assassin goes up against Vader, and dies. Story, voiceover, and artwork brought to you by ChatGPT.

[@Giggidygiggidy12]

Consider it an honor Vader didn't choke him out with his force fingers upon entering the same room😂

[@Shrapnelbone]

Bro Disney needs to make shows like this

[@ycanimedia9320]

lord vader there are 8 powerful assassins after you vader: yes

[@owensailboat1110]

Darth vader holding count dookus jedi-era lightsaber is crazy

[@xwolf6960]

It does seem to droop a bit from all the dookuie ...Garth Vrooks just wanted to have a conversation. Speakbinto the dictopho ne or i have to count dookuie again and again, damn this oppresion, mechanical, detachable penisaber needs daily mantenance.....i know i know but dang it after watching the yackolite....

[@kdhorvath68]

vader is the number one movie bad guy. the force choke is the coolest thing i saw when i was a kid

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Vader: 🤨 "I see... it's tuesday again!"

[@A190xx]

First rule of Assassin Club, do not engage in combat with target, but take him unawares.

[@user-oy7ec1np8v]

If he was a Master he would not have failed

[@jaredbanister6880]

Vader also offered him a chance to serve him as the Ninth assassin's skills impressed him though he was turned down.