Being a sith is expensive, it can cost you an arm and a leg…
@robertsaunders40052 ай бұрын
@@the_curtains 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheEdorizo2 ай бұрын
@@the_curtains lol
@guillaumeinjjuz17442 ай бұрын
Two arms and two legs
@stevenvicijan43382 ай бұрын
@the_curtains feels like this where that phrase came from. . . Nephew stated " ...muia' dep " to the above.
@Jordan4i202 ай бұрын
@@the_curtains not only, on starkiller for example they did bad things with Galen Marek
@albino59952 ай бұрын
What I find interesting is that Anakin spent as much time in the light as Vader did in the dark. That sounds like balance to me as you cannot be a complete master of the force if you only embrace 1 side of it. Then when becoming one with the force now has true mastery of ALL its aspects. Anakin was never the chosen one without Vader, he needed to live both lives THEN he would be the chosen one!
@MichaelMedici61W22 ай бұрын
@@albino5995 as a big time Anakin/Vader fan I approve of and love this idea. Thank you.
@Torgo10012 ай бұрын
"I really wish that I had the high ground right about now."
@deuceb10693 ай бұрын
“OH GOD OH FUCK IM ON FIRE AND ONLY HAVE ONE LIMB” - Darth Vader probably
@hbme13902 ай бұрын
😅 love it
@randallpetroelje39132 ай бұрын
Yup 😂
@KidAndersen2 ай бұрын
Wasn’t it No limbs ?
@stephen83422 ай бұрын
“Was this because of my thesis?”
@YuraSamusenko2 ай бұрын
@@KidAndersen Obi-Wan didn't cut off his already prosthetic right arm
@chadfox60303 ай бұрын
Vader probably start realizing he did all that shit for nothing 😆🤦🏿
@stephen83422 ай бұрын
For the nookie*
@playboig46963 ай бұрын
Ik im late but happy birthday my guy keep da videos up💪🏽
@thebiggusdonnus84533 ай бұрын
One of my favourite tragic figures and one who serves as a powerful warning about egoic control.
@mrbojangles81332 ай бұрын
the fact that Padmé died due to the will to live despite the children always seemed strange, Sidious killing her with Sith magic made more sense. The books say otherwise but still
@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus2 ай бұрын
@@mrbojangles8133 thats a interesting theory that I never thought about. Sidious was definitely strong enough to have more to do with her not making it. Padme had to pass on to complete Anakins full embrace to the dark side. She was the only thing that was still keeping a little light left in him.
@DarthSeoul2 ай бұрын
I would love a movie or t.v show detailing the first years of Darth Vader.
@LeeBrabham2 ай бұрын
What??? Soo...... Vader Killed Palpatine for Nothing???? Thanks Disney.......
@ZombifiedWatermelon2 ай бұрын
"Oh God......something smells like feet wrapped in burnt bacon. Oh God......that's me!"
@darthmetallus19772 ай бұрын
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!" 😂
@larrylutz68252 ай бұрын
@@ZombifiedWatermelon Oh jeez, he’s crying.
@mike1977142 ай бұрын
😂. Hmm how in the hell did Vader/Anakin go the bathroom. Thats got to suck.
@natedog982 ай бұрын
So... Metallica's ""One" with the struggling, regretful shell of Anakin Skywalker.
@NickSalvation2 ай бұрын
love the way you story tell. keep up the good work dude
@watsondove8492 ай бұрын
His wedding tackle was burnt off, hes bound to be pissed
@ckennedy19732 ай бұрын
Disney messed up Star Wars
@kirkcavanaugh14933 ай бұрын
This was excellent.
@RetneysHolocron3 ай бұрын
Thank you! 🙏
@brycekayski92843 ай бұрын
Happy birthday homie !!
@georgieboy91012 ай бұрын
He must have been disappointed that he lost his willie in all of this.
@Workerbee-zy5nx2 ай бұрын
Great story, truth be known, Vader's helmet is awesome, storm troopers, palace guards too. Rebels are lame..🤣👍
@markymark35722 ай бұрын
"If only I'd listened to what smarty pants said about the high ground🙄"
@jpmzo2 ай бұрын
The Dark Lord novel by James Lucino is a terrific insight into Vader's psyche and a nice bridge between A New Hope.
@stevejaenghan55892 ай бұрын
" Wholly shit balls !!! I can't feel my legs and I aint even drunk !!! "
@farreastevens44332 ай бұрын
Vader is the coolest character in Star wars and the world of the universe and is awesome 👍🏾 and Anakin is so cool 😎 and he was a great sith and he is so cool 😎😊❤🎉❤❤🎉
@DarrenMoore-le6pg2 ай бұрын
“WHAT HAVE I DONE?” over and over and over.
@CapUnlimited2 ай бұрын
It’s weird Star Wars is so technological advanced but cant regrow limbs
@rpersen2 ай бұрын
The Emperor wanted Vader to suffer, to fuel his hate.
@YuraSamusenko2 ай бұрын
Perhaps they had little to no time for medicine development during endless wars and fights. It was faster to make prostheses for soldiers
@charlestaylor2532 ай бұрын
They should be able to clone replacement body parts...
@antwan13572 ай бұрын
What if ... Anakin's mother lied about him not having a father?
@whateverthisismeanttobe2 ай бұрын
Unthinkable!
@samuelmiller7987Ай бұрын
Anakin (to Mace Windu): It's not the Jedi way! 3 minutes later Anakin (to Darth Sidious): I will do whatever you say.
@fragile44083 ай бұрын
I always figured it was something like 🎶Power of 1 is the loniest number that you'll ever do. The power of 2 can be just as bad as the power of 1. It's the Loneliest power since the power of 1.🎶
@roobear782 ай бұрын
I personally beleve lucas stole the whole balance thing from jim hensons the dark crystal where at the end the light and dark sides come together back into balance,i ultimately think that this is the direction he would have went,obviously disney wont do that
@georgepapatheofilou61183 ай бұрын
Best for the year ahead lad. As for Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader , too bad , so sad . Such is life. Make your bed now sleep in it.
@daveygivens7352 ай бұрын
Sand is looking pretty good about now, huh Vades...
@smjjohnson2 ай бұрын
This is awesome..
@thaxtondon2 ай бұрын
I though it was a video about Reese’s cups until I put on my glasses 😂
@maximusolivia99822 ай бұрын
His first thought was obviously… “Master, was I being a bit of a drama queen when I yelled “nooooooo…” ?
@EAcapuccino2 ай бұрын
Still love this! 👏
@kseniaboytseva47142 ай бұрын
It would be better if Padme did not fly to Mustafar and did not bring Kenobi, who got into a difficult situation without understanding, without knowing all the facts and circumstances. Having forgotten to take off his Jedi glasses, he did not see what the order had become, having departed from the path of the peacekeepers. Anakin was right in his own way, seeing how rotten the order was and how imperfect the corrupt power of the Senate was. And the order did what the republic wanted and did not help ordinary people, did not see what was happening around, including. Not only on the lower levels of Coruscant, and the same Tatooine is an example of this, among others. Kenobi and Yoda pancake "teachers of the year". They would have sent Anakin to a psychologist on time, since they themselves only aggravated his morale. And Qui-Gon's ghost could have trained harder to be with Anakin during this difficult time and guide him on the right path. Becoming the one Anakin needed: a father, a mentor, an interlocutor who would listen, understand, help figure everything out and not make such mistakes of youth.
@Justicebeservedone2 ай бұрын
@@kseniaboytseva4714 it would be better if this then that. Hypotheticals are absurd to ponder when it comes to the choices others may or may not make. Doom would follow Vader no matter what happened.
@kseniaboytseva47142 ай бұрын
@@Justicebeservedone She could have changed if Qui-Gon had won the duel of fates and raised Anakin to be a Jedi. At the same time, exposing Palpatine's machinations earlier. Since the Sith would have been prevented from realizing his plans. It is a pity that the Jedi Order has not seen what it has become and has not changed before.
@Justicebeservedone2 ай бұрын
@@kseniaboytseva4714 it’s Jedi training not figure skating. Navy seal training weeds out 80% of applicants that qualify for training. Not everyone can qualify for BUDS training and once qualified they gotta make it through uninjured and without quitting. Trust fund babies and spoiled brats complaining about how awful their childhood was don’t become or even try to be special forces. You make it or get broken physically or mentally to quit. Thats it. No excuses. You choose to defend the United States against ALL enemies foreign or domestic. Anakin was a defector to a communist totalitarian regime…in short he went from a Republican to a democrat.
@kseniaboytseva47142 ай бұрын
@@Justicebeservedone At the top, everything was decided for him. We have God or fate, but in the world of star wars there is Force (she had her own plan for the chosen one, which she adhered to despite the presence of those who wanted to interfere with him). Perhaps the prophecy would have been fulfilled differently if Qui-Gon had won the Duel of Fates, and raised Anakin to be a Jedi. And the guy didn't fall under the bad influence of Palpatine. There were two outcomes of events - light and dark. And as a result, there was a dark one, where Anakin spoiled everything and mixed it up by becoming a student of an inexperienced teacher Kenobi. But still fulfilled the prophecy, which was interpreted in different ways. Not realizing that it is necessary to destroy both factions, since because of their wars, an imbalance has begun in the universe. Here, the adult, knowledgeable generation did not keep track of a 22-year-old boy who did things for youth, inexperience, love, naivety. It was necessary to bring up normally. But as Lucas showed us, the Jedi were terrible educators and psychologists. And Yoda realized too late that the order had ruined itself. And it was too late for the green sage to realize the mistake - that he did not help Skywalker the elder in time. So did Obi-Wan.
@Beerandpalace2 ай бұрын
I really need to pee. Oh shit I'm wearing a life support suit. Better hold it up till I get back to my tank. 😂😂
@chrispember1722 ай бұрын
bro you literally play the same video twice
@RetneysHolocron2 ай бұрын
Whoops. Editing mistake
@chrispember1722 ай бұрын
@@RetneysHolocron thought i was goin insane, nice job otherwise. is there a continuation of when palp leaves vader back on mustafar with no legs? left us at a cliff hanger
@derekroberts6654Ай бұрын
RIP James Earl Jones😢
@anthonymckinney7632 ай бұрын
I love the background music you use anyone know the name?
@white-dragon44242 ай бұрын
Remember that these are movies for little kids!
@TravisBrady-wn8fr2 ай бұрын
Thank god george rr wasnt writing it.
@mirtalpur73923 күн бұрын
Who was he?
@StevenKane-n9o2 ай бұрын
"Bactine should do it."-Deadpool
@PaulHFleming2 ай бұрын
The whole situation about Sith Lords and Jedi Order being opposite sides of same coin. Why had they split into two different entities in first place? The nature balance of Force was both sides needed work together.
@dennissmith67832 ай бұрын
First thought would be to get the high ground next time
@JustinMcConville-Music2 ай бұрын
He didn’t kill Padme by choking her.
@grayareas70082 ай бұрын
"Ouch ouch ouch ouchie"
@SandySquirrelfromTx2 ай бұрын
no, Palpatine used his mom and padme against him. he was used to do the SITH's bidding.
@UntiedStatesOfAmericaChannel3 ай бұрын
Happy birthday
@brentyoung23102 ай бұрын
Did Vader kill Padma or did palpatine reach out through the force and kill her
@markbradley90082 ай бұрын
I find your lack of limbs disturbing
@and1le_saАй бұрын
Darth Vader's story sounds similar to Lucifer from the bible and how he eventually became Satan. Not in a judgemental way but I want to understand both sides of the story. We may never hear Lucifer's side but Darth Vader gives us a glimpse of Lucifer's intentions.
@VaderXkb21 күн бұрын
Lets listen
@SnakePlissken982 ай бұрын
The prophecy didn't say Jedi, Sith, or any other force sensitive being for all we know the the chosen one could've been a droid.
@PaulHFleming2 ай бұрын
The force only could be controlled through living beings since only living beings had medicorin cells in their bodies. Even though Vader, General Grievous and several other high level Sith Lords were partly mechanical they were still living beings.
@cherub3624Ай бұрын
8 minutes in and there's already been like 4 minutes of repeating the same thing. Why
@che.792 ай бұрын
Do you think palps would get Vader anything for his birthday? Or if palpy even knew when anakins birthday was? I feel like he would just pout in his room , changing out his colostomy bags. Or did they go out to the club together?
@jtrain1001792 ай бұрын
Ow ow ow
@chrisstormvox3 ай бұрын
He didn’t kill Padme
@abraxis203 ай бұрын
@@chrisstormvox He believed he did!
@BDNrudeboy6123 ай бұрын
@@chrisstormvox she died of a broken heart pretty much. And he broke her heart… soooo…
@Pusfilth2 ай бұрын
Chat gpt script
@stevenedwards44702 ай бұрын
Kind of incongruous that a strong force user got tricked like an 8 year old. Stupid movie. Lucas wrote himself into a corner. Poorly.
@natefontana57573 ай бұрын
Anakin DID NOT cause Padme’s death
@RetneysHolocron3 ай бұрын
He choked her into unconsciousness and his turn made her lose the will to live. In the lore, he accepted that he killed her
@natefontana57573 ай бұрын
@RetneysHolocron LMAO she did not lose the will to live. That's a total fucking myth. She just gave birth to two fucking kids. There's her will to live. She was killed by Palpatine via dark side alchemy. She was a threat to his plans. He only needed her alive for the moment to sway Anakin.
@bad_alien3472 ай бұрын
She died of a broken heart... Both are right
@natefontana57572 ай бұрын
@@bad_alien347 No she fucking didn't 😂😂😂😂😂
@natefontana57572 ай бұрын
@RetneysHolocron The medical droids literally said that she's completely healthy, and for reasons unknown, she was dying. She just had two fucking babies.... I'm pretty sure those are two major reasons to have the will to live. Her life force was drained by Palpatine via dark side alchemy and put into Anakin to keep him alive after his loss on Mustafar. She was a major threat to Palpatine's plans, and Palpatine needed her gone. I also believe that Palpatine used Sith abilities to put those premonitions into Anakin's nightmares. "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural"