GHETTO WAITER!

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BLOOPERS: • BLOOPERS!: GHETTO WAITER
/ pagekennedy
/ whoisutv
/ amilonakis
/ theinversemedia
/ celestesullivan

[@DashieXP]

Who tryna Hulu and Relax?

[@ShawtyMane316]

Me

[@sevlows]

meeee

[@TGMDom]

Me

[@jamesjeames]

me dashie

[@dave-sr1wb]

me haha

[@Facade953]

LMAO!Dashie deserves his own comedy show on TV.

[@trelltinsley9427]

LegendOfLegends19100 the day that happens: TV will be getting a huge favor

[@Facade953]

Trell Tinsley That's for sure!

[@JxayXNet]

I’m in 2019 it never happen sorry 😐

[@dosuuleaks2751]

@@JxayXNet yes :(

[@liluzivert3524]

Same.

[@roxiatarka]

5:22 On my birthday I want people singing this instead of the regular song lmao

[@rinjinsherpa.1359]

AYY AYY!. Lets clam down. That's going to be $75. EACH . . . . 5:37

[@elidagoat6742]

Just did this to my friend 🤣🤣💀

[@Yantonio7]

lol

[@ark4dius]

Today is my bday and it’s my first time watching this...

[@Yourmom-ev7tf]

Fr

[@TensuKawakab]

Every time Dashie plays any customer service role he always seems to fit the part.

[@DashieGames]

about time you got back on these skits mah boy! keep that up!

[@alonsolupercio9108]

WAT UP DASHIE

[@jonbit0419]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[@kermit7198]

Damn dash replying to your own damn videos?!?!

[@derangeddodge179]

hey dash. what dat mouff do doe?😐 No pause

[@graalglitcher]

HAAYYYYYPE

[@mikhailhussain1255]

I WAS FUKIN DYING WHEN THE MANAGER SAID MY NIGGAAAAA!!!!

[@bergamothecrusher1318]

same lool

[@zjkgaming3037]

Jools Stewart hi my name is cooper can you plz watch my video

[@keniathehen7862]

@Xcfly Gaming Yes he does, one video tho.

[@JAYFORCE113]

No

[@pricerse4684]

Is u black

[@TAKEYOBITCHMUSIC]

3:58 me when the squad laughing at a joke I didn't get

[@sw1rly801]

It be like that too much.

[@kasino4960]

“Who this lul punk ass cake foh” Had me dying the way he came out holding it and said it🤣🤣💀

[@marquislovitt5795]

jd got a good ass jayz impression

[@JonCampbell29]

Marquis Lovitt I was just saying the same thing 😂😂

[@marquislovitt5795]

BlackFox Simmer ikr

[@kennethsvideos3798]

Marquis Lovitt Lol he said get yo ass up out of here.

[@VincentWeir]

Appetyzers: Meet Baullz Sammich Chiughps Untreyz: Sahlad Pixxuh Soop Ribbbz Deezertz: Ayze Creem Slyze of Py Kayke Drinx: Leen Jooce Akahol Warter

[@fozehuzz6901]

sneks: appolz crakorz

[@jtbaronowki]

+FoZe Huzz L

[@fozehuzz6901]

+justin baronowski stfu that doesn't make sense

[@jtbaronowki]

+FoZe Huzz L

[@deservedw6071]

+FoZe Huzz take this D D D D D D D D D D D D D D. D D. D D D. D D D D D D D D D

[@Axel-gv7li]

the happy birthday song part had me dying XD

[@rhondapassmore91]

Me too

[@ghostafk1139]

😭😂😂😂😂

[@kiaerstindavis2086]

2:45 😂😂😂😂 when the teacher say you can partner up

[@cookiezandicecream0410]

Toy Fredina lol

[@princesivil9898]

3:14 would be better because we all know people get trampled and pushed to the side of the room

[@domii4x_933]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@raymondcorrea9843]

Dash this shit was dope...

[@angelawashington5582]

yep

[@picax1731]

Hell yea!

[@11232EMAN110]

This shit got my ass dying 😂

[@thiefofjustice4495]

That ending tho, 😆😂

[@KOSHIFROMTHEROC]

6:09 how JD walked in doe

[@ChildofYAH]

@@CommandoDev_ Jay Z

[@death1372]

“Yeah the pizza really good cause I just ate the last slice”😂😂

[@redmanson98]

Wait, MJF’s theme music from AEW is stock music?😂😂 @4:33

[@nephyr6292]

Damn she got cake! And I aint saying that cause its her birthday..

[@Randy-oq7gx]

I see you mah boi😂😂

[@jaydonstewartjts]

XD

[@RickyTPB4L]

W 😂😂

[@loganquiles5434]

xD xD

[@vaisn]

W

[@dogethegamer967]

it turned into a beyond scared straight scene at3:00

[@Lil_pump-ey7xs]

Dogethegamer 3:00

[@itshk9427]

OMG IKR!!!

[@SpjojoMusic]

🤣

[@K-Nott]

Dashie top 10 best KZbinrs

[@kebby9739]

Yeoooo jd's voice impression of jay z....I can't 😭😭

[@IFollowYahuah]

just peep that's Andy milanockis I thought that was a lesbian chick 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeuel9192]

Jumpman tK same😂😂

[@Its_mir2001]

Jumpman tK 的 isn't Andy Milonakis like 40 something?

[@Its_mir2001]

Jumpman tK 的 that's low-key sad 😂😂

[@IFollowYahuah]

Tahmir Lamb lol

[@offficialjb177]

Ayyyy wattup jumpman

[@tytk]

"What do you recommend I get?" "I recommend your bitch ass look at the menu." Love you dashie

[@blkpanthercreative]

Can’t believe it’s been 7 years since this dropped feels just like yesterday 🙌🏽

[@TAKEYOBITCHMUSIC]

3:06 my reaction when my ex said I think it's time we.....

[@elijahparham9169]

That voice crack at 5:13 tho

[@rugrats9386]

Elijah Parham what voice crack

[@volticnaz]

Elijah Parham lol

[@itshk9427]

I'm dying 😂

[@LeojusticeTV]

😂😂😂

[@WhimsyLove]

Its at 5:14

[@Plutonic]

Dude had lean on the menu lmfao

[@AJ.224]

I died when I seen that Bruh

[@Plutonic]

my boi gonna get seizures like weezy lol

[@jbmcnasty9243]

+AccurateOG He get seizures from all the coke he snort

[@makaylam2816]

and spelled it "leen"

[@IllegalJumper]

Michael the gamer a4 jjjj

[@Baczamlp]

4:24 mjf theme

[@mrhi4230]

Love that happy birthday song

[@smokedawgart]

Some sick ass collaborations, never thought I'll see Dashie and Andy in one video 😂😂☺️

[@smokedawgart]

Skit

[@DrinkmoWater.]

&BB girl looking fine playing innocent

[@MerryCornet8987]

This is by far the best getto episode ever

[@callagoat1470]

agree

[@picax1731]

Got that right! :D

[@Mvrko.J]

agreed

[@Javannie]

+Jaymoney agreed

[@sirmikehm]

2020 need some skits dash. i’m binge watching all yo skits right now cause they so dayum funny😂

[@zakichan851]

I still remember watching this video when it came out, these were good times

[@sullyc7680]

ANY1 GOT ANY LEMONADE DEAD AF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Lilmissbrit326]

Lol

[@BBand0]

That had me dying

[@KhalilCora]

+Sully C HOV , gtf out lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@zeborku6659]

did it said lean on the menu?

[@maya_apologies]

+Sully C Thats so funny, considering that Beyonce had a flim called Lemonade

[@EdDaBawsh]

HAPPY MUTHA FUCKIN BURF DAYE!!!!!!!!

[@dtrizzle67]

LMAO

[@tatianapierce6019]

that part was funny as shit!😂

[@tyrenpayne7299]

+Ruby Williams Anti UTTP happy birthday

[@kdrip319]

I know that was my part

[@tyrenpayne7299]

Ruby Williams Anti UTTP your welcome :3

[@Daniel-xo3qi]

his skits are absolute classics

[@goobs5561]

dashie never fails to make me have to rewind the video 10 times

[@djb3074]

I died when the guy said u better put some respeck on my girls name! LOL

[@bluepearl6560]

😂😂😂

[@thatdude3822]

It's Andy

[@HappyRobot13]

+Mananeao SD no it's a guy

[@xXDavidXx916]

It's Andy Milonakis

[@JuanMartinez-qc9eu]

XD

[@myst.8046]

DAMN! Its been a hot Minute!

[@PHDAdvance]

Ikr

[@rafahl_nikou3808]

That's right

[@joshuaexceus8213]

iiiiiiiikkkkkkkrrrrrrr

[@_Trey-3]

I don't like odd numbers so I changed the likes to 70 but then I thought at school they call my name first and number 1 is odd number so I changed that bitch back to 69 you fell me dog (dashie steer face)

[@xuifocs]

Facts

[@DogMad54]

Who came from the logic and dashie video ?

[@strikeflameflame5062]

every single one of these vids get me in tears

[@princessbeexxxx]

Forget Ihop and Denny's birthday songs, I want Dashie and Ken to sing happy birthday to me!

[@mannyvillegas3783]

W

[@choppaboyant608]

W

[@choppaboyant608]

and happy bday

[@nancy__ramirez1563]

my birthdat is tommorow

[@choppaboyant608]

+N A N C Y R A M I R E Z my bday april 30th

[@drez7073]

"that will be 75 dallas..........each" I'm done xD

[@yoaashay]

inspired by slender man

[@carolando69]

+Aashay Mantri lol that slender reference. remember this- Slender: I got bullets and that will be $500.............each

[@obieoguejiofor7994]

Ikr 😂😂😂👍🏾💸

[@mretp6700]

+Rolando carr ikr

[@ForeverLoneJay]

Can’t Believe he got Page Kennedy as The Manager I love Dashie and how much work he put in his Videos

[@darylfleurisma7820]

Beat drops: Happy Birthday...... Happy Motherfuckin birthday!!! It had me rolling!!!!

[@tiffanylee3866]

Daryl Fleurisma me too I was crying at work over that it was so funny

[@sammymarie794]

What's rude is that shirt you got on lmao dead 😂💀

[@jojojelly4316]

You better put some respek on it

[@braven5430]

wow

[@irv7605]

+Jojo Jelly ricegum brodie!!

[@DrinkmoWater.]

Respuhhct

[@frankheald4155]

let me guess you watched blastphamoushd TV react to it

[@brandon7406]

Lol I just got done watching that

[@valleyguns2288]

this is gourmet right here dashie: throws it on the ground 😂

[@jayubig]

4:24 OMFG MJF THEME SONG LOLOLOL

[@vazquiqui6669]

bro i heard this too 😂😂

[@citomusprime]

Was that JD at the end? Yoooo!!!!

[@jessieshort5404]

Yep 😂

[@ohhminik9681]

Yea

[@obieoguejiofor7994]

😁😱😂

[@ArisingHeroBeAHero]

+Cito YAS!

[@joshlevane5287]

j to tha dizle*

[@exposedblue7298]

When you stupid at so you read it as Ghetto Water

[@justanaverageviewer1694]

When you're stupid "af" so you put stupid (at) instead of "af"

[@thedoppleganger88]

savage lol

[@nnaattee]

+Anthony MythCaster When you're a bitch

[@exposedblue7298]

When you stupid af so you cant edit your comments

[@justanaverageviewer1694]

nate​ when your tired of watching porn so you decide to go be a troll on youtube

[@shufdog]

I come back to this video a lot.

[@joshuagriffith7189]

ORIGINAL, UNDERRATED, a fan since 2010 here.

[@alexpalmer7014]

J.D. at the end had me in tears

[@Farquaad305]

He asked for lemonade 😂

[@michellefeaster9429]

LOL RIGHT!!!!

[@RockNRolla1212]

"y'all got any lemonade? hehehehe."

[@VSTHWRLD]

LMAO WHEN THE BOSS CAME IN 😭😭😭 THE TRIPLE TAKE WITH THE MUSIC I'M DEADDDDD

[@bobhondacivic8205]

4:17 "uhhh. Do you recommend anything?." You know what *checks out ass* I sure do

[@shameyboismith3505]

4:24 ghetto waiter is better than you, and you know it

[@nouaman2831]

Dashie as a waiter is funny as fuck!

[@MultiNicholasf]

Ikr this is probably one of the best in the ghetto ads series

[@nouaman2831]

AMV king Yeah!

[@JustPablo5000]

Andy Milonakis holy fuck face!!!

[@aetreusx]

Exactly what I thought the best one

[@sweethalfnote]

Watch your profanity

[@kennedyangelwalker]

Can we have the birthday song lyrics?

[@blambo8781]

happy birfday happy modafukin birfday happy birfday... ...HAPPY MODHAFUKING BIRFDAY

[@JDMBOI7]

trump sighting

[@thdis_9235]

JDMBOI7 what

[@gabeitches87]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY MOTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY MOTHA FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!!!

[@hamimzaman6762]

one of the best videos of #Dashie.... love you man..✌

[@deadkey1482]

This is still my favorite skit

[@Diylisandro]

omg lol it was funny when the manager was like oh he being rude... mah nigga 😂

[@vinto7503]

AmtrakHan6903 it's a really loose term tho, most people will use the phrase without the person actually being black

[@ryanmaldonado6572]

He ain't tan, he was the same shade as that light skin girl bc hes Hispanic

[@amirgarcia547]

This had me literally dying OML.💀 And was that the homie JD at the end?!

[@BandzzWZ]

😂😂😂 yup

[@yedamproductions1331]

+Amir Garcia No it was JayZ

[@tyrinwhitecloud9994]

yes😂

[@Dash999k]

get well soon.

[@starisesun7692]

literally when is her funeral???

[@brittanyky.]

This skit... I can’t 🤣😭☠️

[@zariahthehunt3717]

this is still my fav skit

[@tiaj8736]

"you better put some respect on my girls name" lool

[@abrahamcardenas4344]

** Respeck

[@yuichiko]

+Abraham Cardenas *** Respek

[@Th3GoatMan]

+Shadow Jago na na na its respeck

[@yuichiko]

TheAmaznGoatMan birdman calls it respek

[@Matt_Underwood]

It is Respeck, Birdman replaced the 'T' with a 'K'

[@mullena.sakura3342]

MUDAPHUCKA I BE RIGHT WITCH U SHIIIITTTT!!!!! XD

[@christaylor7916]

Lol "That'll be 75 dollars." lol

[@dentraeveuswilliams2873]

JD MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN HE DOES JAY Z BRUH HE IS HILARIOUS

[@Mister_Cool]

To be fair..he's got it pretty tough. Apparently on top of being a waiter..Dashie is also a cashier, bartender, and a chef. HAHAHA

[@shelleybean4820]

+Mike Chance and a realtor lol

[@ElontaHenderson]

+shelleybean4820 and a doctor

[@shelleybean4820]

hahaha yup...he's a busy man, that dashie lol

[@MindOfSwirv]

Hey Dashie i'm been watching you since 80k on DashieXP and 60k on DashieGames and i just wanted to stop by and say congrats on all the success in the last few years.

[@MindOfSwirv]

Congrats My Dude!

[@ItzKasuna]

jk

[@nouraldinalyousuf2955]

same

[@graalglitcher]

Swirv get yo commentatin ass back on Twitter and gimme some memes

[@DashieXP]

+Swirv I appreciate that! thank you for sticking around!

[@chelseamiller6843]

Dude dashie I love your videos keep up the awesome work

[@paragonoftorna2548]

Dashie always makes me laugh, let's Hulu and Relax mah boy!

[@dangelosavage4985]

Dashies acting has improved a lot over the years he need to be in the movies

[@jonathanthegamer6132]

the end was funny as hell

[@alexandermitchell637]

bro that was hilarious you should keep making these skits

[@KDShaolinMenace]

THIS GOURMET RIGHT HERE

[@petrify7759]

Isn't that the guy that rice gum roasted

[@velocity2931]

Yeah it is

[@petrify7759]

+Velocity ™ why does he look likes he 15

[@velocity2931]

MysticPanda it's a disorder that he has

[@TheShinyDwarf1]

That's Andy Milonakis he had his own show on MTV back in 2006 he has a growth hormone disorder he looks like he's 12 when he's actually 37

[@petrify7759]

Wow wtf

[@frenapocoperotienemotoraud326]

6:09 I just love how he enters HAHahAHAh look at the look dashie gave him.

[@Newoah]

Aww its so cute to see a Grandma and her grand daughter have a night out

[@marquesbkrown761]

0:20 how I will start my first job

[@EleyahJb]

"You better put some respek on my girl's name!" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@electricasfelectricasf2656]

Its just a video respekt

[@Ringo-wb6gk]

MY NIGGA THEY ASKED FOR LEAN!

[@dxrkkxyza6103]

lol

[@zeroleaderleon8174]

anyone hear CHRONIC

[@Reptilebrotha]

Chiiilllll

[@kevincaudle5732]

Keep Up The Great Work Dashie

[@sweetwater1267]

This is so funny i wouldn't behind if someone song that happy bday song please make a part 2👍😫💓💓

[@joejokool]

GIVE US ANNOYING ASS FRIEND 5 ! ! SIR, PLEASE ! !

[@sethpennington3297]

+joejokool LOL

[@talibin]

YESS

[@KuriBoh94]

takeover 4😱😱😱

[@MaxMaximusGr]

lol

[@iloveqatar]

Dash come awn. Need more than a video every two months.

[@xxgoonridersxx1424]

Factss

[@BISERBOI]

+Kinoyo it's because his gaming channel.

[@GoldFledgEnt]

+wade biser (biser21) Sound like the title of his mixtape lol on that Gambino status

[@dionwoods1196]

maybe take a while to make it perfect

[@luubiiiscallywags8179]

Quality over quantity

[@zariahthehunt3717]

Fav skit to this day

[@Evillainess]

"Whats rude is that shirt you got on" lmfaooo i cant

[@deederl]

Did anyone else catch that hint that "Jay z" dropped?

[@jasminewilliams3239]

yep lol

[@jaredpeyton9881]

YES!

[@cesareduardo595]

when

[@alicesavage69420]

What hint? All I can think of is that the "ho" combined with his hand gesture is a reference to Tien's "kikoho" from Dragon Ball.

[@AlexRamirez-ng7hg]

+Kyle Ashby тнe нιnт waѕ тнaт нe ѕaιd "y'all goт leмonade. "вecaυѕe oғ вeyonce'ѕ ѕong leмonade and вecĸy wιтн тнe good нaιr, a gιrl wнo rυмored, cнeaтed wιтн jay z on вeyonce

[@angelwingsgirl209]

Wait "hulu and relax" I thought it was Hulu Plus and thrust

[@97hondacivic30]

It's "Hulu and Do You".

[@abrayonbritton1472]

hulu and wohoo

[@Model_BT-7274]

I thought it was hulu and fuck

[@OmniscientWarrior]

+James Saafi IT was Hulu and Chillax, but then NetFlix stepped up all over that and so they changed it so people would quit trippin' and thinking that Hulu was trying to take NetFlix's thing.

[@Pokelok17]

+James Saafi jajajajaja thoug of the same thing xD

[@javisjackson9578]

I would’ve chose the “ribbbz” and “leen” 😂🤣 4 years later and this video still funny.

[@FranciscoHernandez-wp9mu]

Lol J.D.s appearance brought me back to life just to die of laughter again. xD

[@sashaiscalledsasha]

When PageKennedy came out I knew this video would be gold 😂

[@ThisIsFuj]

Get this huge nigga on some more videos he bout funny as fuck.

[@_Xedious]

who page Kennedy

[@ThisIsFuj]

AVeryNice Gamer yea

[@jaymanjones6875]

+FlickMyFuj omg u got me diein dogg its pagekennedy

[@eoallstars2818]

+AVeryNice Gamer. he does vine

[@PeleteuszPARET]

+FlickMyFuj page kennedy :)

[@daviddeleon2071]

5:57 Damn dashie with dem elbows

[@GamRrLoGicTDM]

Anyone else re-watching dashie's vids after the new one came out?

[@imaginewaymore]

The customer is always wroung up in this bitch! 😂😂😂 I died 😂😂

[@imaginewaymore]

wrong*

[@DrinkmoWater.]

FUCK DAT .. That's my shit now!!

[@Aurosis]

The way how Dashie dragged him out at 3:13 😂

[@ArisingHeroBeAHero]

+GabeN “K.F.” Ortiz 003 LOL

[@laughingjack7908]

costumer: you know this is my first time here dashie: yeah ok I don't give a fuck

[@welcome14783]

😂😂

[@welcome14783]

😂😂

[@YACHI0000]

i was done! lol 😂

[@samguzman6787]

4:24 mjf

[@galaxy-17.999]

i just noticed that too 😂

[@richiedominguez8166]

such a good video with jd coming out of nowhere