IF TF2 WAS REALISTIC 3 (SFM)

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[TF2 Remix] SharaX - Down Under (More Gun)
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Very Realistic and interesting info! :)
Another funny and very, very, very realstic tf2 animation, including your beautiful comments. This first sentence is copy pasted from the last episode. Did you noticed? Should i use black comments as models? They're barely readable on smartphones. Rip smartphone users. Does anyone even read this?
Short Team Fortress 2 funny gameplay type clips, including 3d animations in sfm. I think, i pretty much nailed the transitions between firstperson, thirdperson and the animation shots... once again! This was also copy pasted. :D

[@DasMxD]

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[@johnjordan3552]

TF2 ISN'T DEAD??

[@thescouter8520]

you said that I will appear in the mysteries box 2 in sfm

[@dotrix0169]

@@johnjordan3552 always has been

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

Thanks for the feature

[@Victor-056]

Idea: A LOT of TF2 Guns, Such as the Spy's Default revolver, should either not work, or explode in the user's hand. (The Spy's Default Revolver doesn't have the barrel align to the Cylinder.)

[@Delfy]

idea: Heavy's Sandvich doesn't restore his health, but makes him more fat instead

[@SufferYouth]

Delfy you shouldn't be here.

[@biglolguy2885]

Delfy your cool

[@ntgazetnajautka]

По-русски можешь писать,делфи,все ж свои тут,

[@redirexez]

Привет Алёш

[@AutisticGengar64]

Good idea!

[@who_is_apricot]

idea: the smell of spies cigarettes would give him away

[@dunkwater7778]

I think that just happen in the video? Don’t you think

[@hoogis]

That's what happened at 0:33

[@user-vc8lu9eb1l]

0:38

[@gigawatt6018]

The smoke could give him away when invisible unless he gets rid of it.

[@teknicalanimations]

@@gigawatt6018 but if we're talking realistically, you can't be invisible.

[@joao2479]

Damn a sniper secondary that's just a pistol with extra headshot damage would work so well for the sniper.

[@JondarKorric]

the multiplayer in Conkers Bad Fur Day has a Sniper Class thats exactly that. Sniper Rifle primary (charge shot and all) with a Pistol secondary that wasn't bad

[@spyjack69]

@@JondarKorric go conker

[@theshermantanker7043]

Sniper's SMG actually can headshot if you didn't know, it's just forcefully disabled through the use of a weapon flag in normal gameplay

[@user-xd9tv5hj3b]

​@@theshermantanker7043 ...

[@iamthemouse4483]

The modern Ambassador on Sniper would actually be a perfect replacement for the Sniper Rifle, and shake up the Sniper gameplay in a way that not even the Huntsman can.

[@syppy7416]

this series is better than 99% percent of all "if this game was realistic" stuff

[@beef387]

Everyones talking about "Ideas" but not the fact of how Engies song was so beautiful.

[@ibrahimdka3028]

e splashily demos part

[@__Cal_]

IBRAHIM DKA nice spelling

[@Master_Rater]

General_ spitz no u

[@__Cal_]

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down no you*

[@eggsoffline]

It’s... It’s perfect..

[@dlan8210]

Plot twist: Demoman is so drunk he isn’t even in TF2, he was just in a coma dream

[@_Kori]

that sounds more like a plot twist

[@maggotbaby]

Holy poop that dark and sad

[@beano1285]

YEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@zacharyellison1837]

GHASP

[@idksomething8291]

@@zacharyellison1837 *ghasp*

[@Barry_III]

6:06 scout just climbed a barbed wire fence with no injuries or cuts

[@kid_toucher]

guy runs faster than usain bolt so he prob can jump over

[@madeleinemusgrave5578]

@@kid_toucher he obviously climes

[@renranger2135]

Title: “If TF2 Was Realistic” Later: shows Engineer running down cliff side.

[@LineX240]

Yeee, new way of playing: tankgineer

[@zetsu0737]

Yes

[@Nasylbek]

Tankgineer Gaming

[@Idkwhatiam]

This should be added in MvM to defend

[@tommium9658]

New secret class i guess lol.

[@cheesefart570]

Hi

[@dfm3097]

Ideas: -The mercenaries can't just look exactly like each other -Medic's crossbow shots would hurt both his allies and enemies -Allies can't just walk through each other -It would be possible to destroy the landscape

[@choppinmug]

Comment

[@mackydylon]

I like to think medic changes his bolts depending on if he is aiming for friends or bad guys

[@literallyglados]

@country baller pyro isnt human

[@damsen978]

If you want more ideas you got this one: The character's body proportions aren't realistic, so they're deformed human beings.

[@user-cj4zk2ix4o]

This is the best one so far, I like how all the jokes aren’t just, “wow so unrealistic”, they got variety and they keep the spirit of tf2

[@RJH1864]

2:23 is when the greatest song for engi starts! Love it!

[@noble5837]

Everyone is weirded out that there is copies of themselves on the other team

[@NotASpyReally]

And on the same team.

[@elanortriestoart6447]

I'll do you one better: everyone is weirded out that there are copies of themselves on the SAME team!

[@NotASpyReally]

@@elanortriestoart6447 your eyes BLINKED

[@elanortriestoart6447]

@@NotASpyReally Haha, yeah, you can have gifs as profile pictures if they're not too big a file. Do you like it? I made it myself.

[@CaptainBoxtrot]

Comics! Theyre explaining everything

[@larsolof2590]

Idea: people playing the same class would get very shocked seeing an exact replica of them self

[@Chef_Edurad]

MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

[@ThunderCrims]

@@Chef_Edurad what

[@Tower_Swagman]

@@Chef_Edurad r/cursedcomments

[@dualpang9559]

There can only be one class per team

[@KnightedSilverWolf]

@@ThunderCrims double N****

[@FridayNightStreamz]

American Engineer: Building a sentry Russian Engineer: Building a tank

[@FridayNightStreamz]

XD

[@yankinatank4801]

if the war in Ukraine has show us anything its that Russian engineers cant build anything

[@Trofim_TF2]

@@yankinatank4801 А как же Т-14 Армата, Т-90, Т-72М, Т-80 И кстати Украина используют танки Т-72м

[@Trofim_TF2]

@@yankinatank4801 Хехехе, а как же "Солнцепёк" которые так боятся ВСУ

[@maxplayz109x2]

Chinese engineers: build TikTok challenge

[@mochaXX16]

7:35 pausing any frame of the spy clip here is pure nightmare fuel

[@fakeplayer9088]

Laughed out loudly at that one

[@bentheepc943]

Idea: Any sharp melee weapons could just back-stab people

[@cheemsyboi1411]

Face stab do more damage then backstab

[@manny_man1236]

@@cheemsyboi1411 yes

[@altmelpitch64]

Demoknight: I’m now a spy

[@Sowee1409]

Even fists?

[@blakecacini8016]

@@Sowee1409 sharp melee weapons

[@Delfy]

idea: Scout's BONK! doesn't give invulnerability, but stomach ulcer instead

[@ryanm4166]

Delfy E

[@ruin0644]

k

[@viva_la_nature]

Привет broтишка

[@AutisticGengar64]

Good idea!

[@cheemsyboi1411]

Read th comics the bonk could be real

[@someasiankid6214]

4:07 if the tank was realistic, it would need at least 2 crew members, a gunner and a driver. It would not be possible for 1 person to drive a tank unless it had an auto loader and you could aim with the tank. that is what the STRV 103 is

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Given Engie could build robots. He could probably automate the parts he’s not using

[@tuckersimmers968]

It has no coaxial mg so the “tank” showed on here is more like an assault gun

[@dennislemasters4339]

it appears to be based of the american m8 tank of ww2 which was a stuart with a 75mm gun

[@Driftdoesnotexisthere]

2:54 I AM A PINK PONY GOD

[@kappakappa1307]

Heavy has a degree in Russian literature, so he would be extremely smart.

[@pixavier9746]

HE ALREADY IS SMART, but he don't need to use his galactical brain to shoot a gun... I mean.. That's his job after all. The only reason why he looks like is stupid is cause he's not very good talking in english and that causes him to pronounce some sentences wrong or strange.. You know, like POOTIS-PENSER HERE or I feel funny..

[@kappakappa1307]

@@pixavier9746 you do realize he only talks that way because he speaks Russian, right? English isn’t his primary language.

[@beenz9857]

As opposed to the, “dumb muscle” stereotype he gets.

[@kappakappa1307]

@@beenz9857 exactly yes.

[@TheDJYosh]

@@kappakappa1307 Yeah he probably realizes that. Nothing he said suggested they thought any different.

[@zaneross1788]

Idea: The server doesn’t have any limits so there could be like 1000 people fighting each other

[@justexploring2979]

Yes, a full on war

[@legenddairy0]

but theres only 9 classes

[@zaneross1788]

@@legenddairy0 Then clone people

[@yes-il8jv]

@@legenddairy0 players can still be the same thing as the same class

[@eh2587]

@@yes-il8jv Ngl, a update that added class limits to casual would be worse then meet your match

[@justanormaljugofmilkonthei2439]

"Any gun can be used by any class' Randomizer: Am I a joke to you?

[@tuckersimmers968]

Lol

[@netmakeryt1950]

5:15 and in stereotypical pub 2fort player fashion, runs right past resupply station while on fire. even if it was realistic, it’d still help, there are medkits.

[@caxxatron1785]

Idea: Demoman actually does his job and blows a hole to objectives.

[@gleamingonion]

idea: Anyone can smell Spy's cigaretts, even if he's invisible!

[@MilodicMellodi]

Except Pyro

[@rekutor9410]

N Whis he wasnt invisible

[@49mozzer]

I doubt you'd be able to pick it out over the smell of blood, smoke an death.

[@stalkinghereandthere]

If it's realistic, he can't even go invisible

[@fletzyproductions1190]

0:33

[@davidwalters5634]

*'Let's do this Texas-style'* Best line ever.

[@RealisticOfficial7]

Unrealistic is the soldier just pass the flames on his teammate pyro and flame is not friendly fire on enemy and teammates so it's unrealistic 1:55

[@nxm08]

Idea: Engineer is smart enough to make invis watch for himself. You can shoot soldier's grenade and he would explode instead of getting hurt

[@jakubpociecha8819]

Same for Demo and Pyro

Invisible doesn’t work in real life so it’s unrealistic

[@LesserFlame]

I think he’d still get hurt if a grenade blew up on him

[@moviewatcher933]

Grenades doesn't work that way, they are designed to explode using a fuse instead of just shooting a bullet into it. Those movies where a guy shoot the grenades to make it explode or games like Sniper Elite where you can also shoot grenades are just things that hollywood and game companies made up. If you just shoot at a grenade, it will either deflect it or pierce it and nothing will happen

[@thebigsad.0339]

Castern also in the ornament cosmetic for soldier it says ‘these baubles are, just like soldiers grenades, purely ornamental’ or something like that

[@crave9564]

idea: spy's ice knife would melt because of the sun.

[@sayhallo3769]

dill dog or body heat

[@lah3544]

Icy spy? More like i see spy.

[@lah3544]

@Bustedaway yes it is called that, i am a semi spy main.

[@kirbyinthereallife4980]

No. It seems to be average ice but stronger probably frozen nitrogen liquid

[@avauntic]

​@@kirbyinthereallife4980In that case, wouldn't he get frostburn on his hands?

[@Nostalgia201]

6:05 I kinda wanted like an open world type of TF2 DLC.

[@user-ld2zo2fp2mGuru]

6:05

[@bluelobster.5703]

Thank you for making this! I recently got Covid, and even if my head hurts, and my nose is blocked, Your ''If TF2 was Realistic'' videos always make me laugh!

[@dnolan.]

Idea: Heavy can use his belt of ammo when he runs out of bullets.

[@Marlon980]

Yea

[@Marlon980]

That's something I can't understand in the game if heavy have a ammo belt why don't he use for the minigun when his out of ammo

[@troubletrioz]

Epic

[@theflock4916]

@@Marlon980 because a mini gun takes like, a full 2 minutes to put a belt in?

[@ciancaldera6542]

But they’re sniper rounds...

[@dima_briefel]

6:53 AttAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAack

[@russianoftheinternet8907]

We need a whole animation series of this scout at 6:00

[@eatinganemone89]

Idea: Demo’s constant drunkenness would make him less efficient

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Like he randomly got drunk buff? Lower accuracy but take less damage while his drunk? Also reduced movement speed due to drunk?

[@ianfinrir8724]

He's Scottish. If anything, being sober would make his less effective

[@CaptainBoxtrot]

Make demo able to get one of his "attacks" wich helped him randomly murder his whole family.

[@bnlish]

3:45 a moving level 10 sentry

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I wonder what a level 100 sentry would be. Probably just a death laser so powerful it just instantly destroys the entire enemy team, and if it was realistic it would just kill everyone

[@zlerogaming66]

@@TinyDeskEngineer Damn ok

[@normalnate3447]

@@TinyDeskEngineer Tiny Desk Engineer

[@randomkriegsman]

@@TinyDeskEngineer it’s just the Death Star but with zero flaws

[@antoniosnavely1243]

Would be fun it would be more like a like a Mech but we all know it's a tank

[@thebnuy]

Legend has it, that red scout is still wandering around the whole outside map

[@r3ed9]

I've watched this series so many times and always enjoyed it

[@Bob-fj4qv]

Idea: Medics have to make operations for those who are seriously injured.

[@5Breaker]

Or the Medigun need some "specific" and inhumane ammo to be operated.

[@Bob-fj4qv]

@@5Breaker Good idea

[@maruii2579]

Idea: a explosive class and pyro can damage the map

[@bloodbrawler1438]

Technically everyone can.

[@markrosales3792]

Hey thats my idea, i commented it on "if tf2 was realistic 2"

[@covett7870]

First, soldier and demo, are explosive classes and he already did the one where pyro damages the map

[@timeset3723]

Those were done

[@thatchrisguy_9431]

Didn’t that literally happen at the end of the video?

[@john_marstonof1911]

Loved you used the l4d2 midnight rides song at the end

[@thatguyyoumightfindatthest9807]

Gotta say, Sniper looks good with the Ambassador in hand. Way better than I thought

[@Nestor_Sandoval]

Idea: solider can use his banners when ever he wants but they have no effect on others

[@noseman1122]

Idea:banners do nothing

[@mr.nobody5287]

But they don’t have effect

[@Nestor_Sandoval]

Mr. Nobody thx

[@Tower_Swagman]

they are supposed to motivate

[@riten0tajs623]

banners would have an effect, but it's purely psychological.

[@sillyfurry6142]

Here is my suggestion: Engineer can paint his sentries and their enemies are going to be confused.

[@user-vd5tm4cb7w]

nice, a stolen idea. Pretty sure some dude with a name like stickmations did this

[@shortsentral]

@@user-vd5tm4cb7w yep, nice stolen joke he had there isn’t it bois!

[@skriczx]

Hope that’s included

[@sillyfurry6142]

@@skriczx ikr

[@francescochiorazzo4876]

GOOD IDEA!

[@ItsLouisYT]

Epok Edit mate!

[@TimMatterSnorri999]

2:30 Men this "Song" is a MASTERPEACE

[@tgslayer4774]

Idea: when pyro shouts for medic, he can’t understand him.

[@boyvol6428]

He can be used to this specific sound.

[@Xx_SuperPenis_xX]

69

[@ToxicSkull0]

Or when pyro says literally anything

[@tgslayer4774]

@@Xx_SuperPenis_xX I am a pink pony god!

[@Selvorrr]

Here’s an Idea: Scout can lose his stamina or energy by running too fast.

[@vc_whatever]

Good idea, but goddamn that would be an annoying mechanic in game

[@bigmac3373]

Or double jumping too much,just like the baby faces blaster

[@GreenSplash_00FF00]

@@bigmac3373 maybe if Tf2 was realistic, the scout wouldn't even be able to double jump.

[@SobaYatai]

@@GreenSplash_00FF00 he actually can if theres something for him like a wall

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

Here are some Timestamps of details that I find Interesting: 0:00 0:44 1:49 3:27 5:03 5:24 5:37 5:54 6:28 7:26

[@ThisProtogenSam]

3:27 Red Team's Tank built by Red Engineer

[@neieethmorales534]

me to all I need is a full animation of that song. And my life will be complete

[@sorracun]

Idea: a medigun can’t heal people that fast, a medic would have to do surgery to heal someone.

[@Mobile-dz5kv]

already been done

[@a-man-that-lost-his-kidney]

Meet medic

[@thatonegreenorange7718]

Idea: health packs wouldn’t just instantly heal you.

[@mateineli209]

Yes

[@thatsguy1111]

They might not even have the right equipment

[@magikman6883]

You would take them but it would take long to get the bandages, medicine, etc out and heal yourself

[@thatonegreenorange7718]

Yeah that’s the idea but I just oversimplified it

[@sdgilliam1540]

Use it!

[@ayzekrust]

1:36 what kind of music?

[@pixel__huh]

I think it's from warioland 4

[@ayzekrust]

@@pixel__huh yes, yes it is, ty🥰

[@scrapykatofficial]

I lovve the More Gun song, amazing song with the animation is even better

[@Sgt_StrAngeL0rd1]

Idea: Engineer could legit build anything if he was smart enough and had the time.

[@dogwoodhillbilly]

Well he does have 11 PhDs in engineering so he could build almost anything he wanted.

[@49mozzer]

@@dogwoodhillbilly Shame he can't build himself a future. All that knowledge an he's wasting in it in a pointless war for gravel.

[@KoishiVibin]

@@49mozzer Gravel is actually pretty valuable

[@Cobalt57]

Engineer builds a helicopter, strafes once then leaves the area. (‘Nam CCR music optional.)

[@49mozzer]

@@Cobalt57 I doubt spawn is big enough to build something like that.

[@creativegamer_03]

idea: Demoman should be drunk enough to throw up at random times and can die instantly due to high alcohol consumption. Sorry Scrumpy

[@scumknight6074]

He’s immune to alcohol poisoning,his blood is literally alcohol.

[@hamsterman8975]

@@scumknight6074 but if it were realistic I don't think you could survive with alcohol blood I think it would be quite painful

[@depressedninjaturtle1813]

Demo survives because he can literally make alcohol inside him it’s a physical condition in real life so it’s true. His body has physically adapted to alcohol being in his system.

[@WildRage_]

Demos body would in reality literally combust in flames when the temperature is high outside because of the alcohol in his body.

[@MikeTehMemer]

Soldier is smart enough to lift his helmet a bit, so he can see

[@neieethmorales534]

me to Now all I need is a full animation of that song. And my life will be complete

[@C____F____M]

If Heavy runs out of ammo for his minigun, he can use the ammo on his chest

[@gadx8699]

re-loading 200 bullets one by one

[@TruckerGaming1999]

Idea: When scout drinks bonk, he would get a heart attack since it contains more sugar than the daily recommended allowance.

[@Magolengo]

if it is radioactive, he should get cancer, not a heart attack

[@wildflowerboi]

I guess that makes sense 🥤=☠️

[@fatefinger]

Scout goes bald.

[@DrDrake-lq8nh]

Radiation doesnt give you heart attacks.

[@Magolengo]

@@skiplet87 I think it was crit-a-cola that had a lot of sugar, and not bonk

[@floridaball4896]

Lethal taunts that involve methods that can actually kill people still work

[@patrickbicking4933]

this is an excellently made animation

[@adiouszka1690]

Idea: that are no clone wars so there is only one of each class

[@defen2523]

The team with the medic wins basically

[@chenxing6157]

What if, there are?

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

I always assumed that's what cosmetics were implying.

[@Hlmstr-tf8on]

Now all I need is a full animation of that song. And my life will be complete

[@draglorr5578]

Down Under is awesome

[@archae108]

Best song ever

[@deny_all_spades]

There is

[@deny_all_spades]

In desc.

[@deny_all_spades]

@@Crash_- worth no thanks

[@NothingHere_0Q1]

a music of engineer is everything, i`m ready to listen this every time.

[@tagmeifyoulikem3n]

Idea: each character can only sprint for a short time with scouts being the longest and heavy’s being shortest

[@grm9495]

Idea: they can take a medic as a hostage and forcing him to heal the enemy team

[@travisreberto1295]

Idea: Even taking into account the medigun’s ability to instantly heal you, the medic would still have to take the time to remove any bullets that didn’t go right through the mercs.

[@49mozzer]

Nah, they just pop out.

[@UGLYGEFRO]

Most bullets stay inside after the surgery pulling out a bullet from depps of your flesh is dangerius and can create more deadlyer wound if the bullet is inside the bone it is even more dangerous. (Eng is my second language)

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

Luckily for medic, the mercs seem to all use weapons that would have bullets that go right through eachother, the only exceptions are the rocket launchers, sticky launchers, grenade launchers, the huntsman, and any of pyro's weapons, and the pistol.

[@kam8754]

Man, this guy has some very emotive animation!

[@hamhamthefirst]

Best music vid ever I hear the building a tank song 24/7

[@rainbowsky6257]

Idea: Sniper has to compensate for wind resistance when using his rifle.

[@davidj3841]

Why? He isn't shooting from that far away.

[@rainbowsky6257]

David J Sometimes he shoots long distances on maps such as payload maps. The wind can have an effect at short distances as well if strong enough.

[@pirocanac9906]

Idea: Engineer, since he is so smart and all, can build any object on the map (walls, barricades, stairs, etc.)

[@boowson]

So basically Enginner can play Fortnite

[@somanosanghirun1580]

@@boowson but better blueprints

[@KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu]

Idea: it takes A long Time to build

[@dzban02]

@@KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu i don't think sentry take less time to build than to build wall

[@OriginalTolerance]

Idea: Engineer needs to bring a bag full of parts to build

[@angelkitten135]

Absolutely delighted by the inclusion of Sharax's song. Have you seen this @Sharax ?

[@earthant5213]

As soon the beat droped at that song i cant stop the vibes

[@davidknizek2852]

Idea: Spy can't freeze/kill anyone with his ice knife... And it would melt because of the sun/his hand...

[@marxjester9802]

And it would snap after one use

[@cetrri8577]

And it would melt

[@megaraptorthemegaraptor6776]

I don’t think ice could penetrate skin that well

[@Ashsucksateverything]

@@megaraptorthemegaraptor6776 if slow no it cant kill but if fast yes it can kill

[@silvioxp1300]

Also he'd have trouble stabbing through Pyro's suit.

[@robertcoleman349]

The smell of Spy's smoking gives him away... Except against pyro

[@Imirui]

There's one I hope you eventually do for this: There is no way in hell you'd find the right ammo type for your gun in generic packs lying around

[@Imakangaroo]

1:13 I Like how the red star Headband wearing Solder Says "Weeeee" In the background Referencing that he has a Lot of Fun rocket jumping around

[@freshlypositive4768]

Idea: The dispenser requires to be refilled manually.

[@Szymonicus]

Just plug it to the power xD

[@invictus5609]

Hey this reminds me of tfc dispenser

[@zetsu0737]

Yes

[@nichsulol4844]

@@Szymonicus wrench even not magic cannot upgrage anything

[@sheriffpenguin5666]

2:03 “Hey wait a minute, That looks like me!”

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

Spy around here'

[@rayohdirerose3878]

Illuminati confirmed

[@seansahara724]

sadly its isn't you

[@epicquack2715]

well

[@Tornadoblue947]

lol

[@alyondra6467]

do you know what i love the part where engineer builds a tank and i love the song!

[@lcplaystuffsonline3200]

engineer is so smart,he make his defenses so fast

[@anapia5051]

Idea: Demoman probably cuts off his own head with the eyelander taunt. Because he's drunk.

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

I mean... he also handles explosives while drunk. In _Meet The Demoman_ he specifically explains how complicated it is, and how good at it he is despite being drunk. If he can handle all that, he can probably not stab himself with a big sword.

[@anapia5051]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Yea, but how many times have you seem demomen blow themselves up? Cmon, be honest...

[@tsunertoo9149]

Demoman wouldn't be able to cut off ANYONES head because claymores are incredibly hard to use with one hand and typically aren't sharp enough to go all the way through in one stroke.

[@anapia5051]

@@tsunertoo9149 Considering the weight of it, flipping it around like he does would have it fly out of his had through sheer inertia.

[@RedHeavy-]

Idea: demoman couldn’t sticky jump his legs would just blow off

[@stacksofslaps7442]

sticky jumper??? its just air

[@TheGuyThatsNotFunny]

Strong enough air can still break your legs

[@Acethehunter10]

I know these were made a long time ago but here's 3 ideas, 1 the engineer would actually have to reload the sentry with a magazine, 2 the level 3 sentry can only use the miniguns because the short range missiles would destroy it, and 3 the level 2 and 3 sentries wouldn't be able to maintain constant fire without overheating

[@SylarkTF2]

The fact you can make a good sounding song using only TF2 voicelines is insane

[@saracen2991]

Idea: Soldier's Rocket Launcher can destroy anything.

[@borimershoden4551]

Idea: Soldier would be able to use the grenades he is wearing.

[@Theathe-fm2xl]

He can, his taunt kill

[@acepigeon6703]

@@Theathe-fm2xl So, maybe it counts as a grenade using. But we also have a pyro and demo and they both have grenades

[@crapperplays8381]

ХАОС ИНДАСТРИЗ Pyro has grenades or you talking about his flare?

[@acepigeon6703]

@@crapperplays8381 its flare? I thought its fire grenades or something like this

[@flamingcat1101]

@@acepigeon6703 then he would have a grenade launcher for incendiary grenades

[@JustAPrettyCoolDude]

I like how Engies neck extended a bit when he said Nope

[@Thescrambledmann]

7:13 if this is giving you flashbacks to goldeneye you had the correct childhood

[@Shunteration]

Idea: even if other classes could lift up Heavy's minigun, the fact that the barrels act like a gyroscope at full spin, and the vibrations caused by the firing would render them unable to fire it for extended periods of time (i.e., little more than in bursts of maybe 10-15 rounds, and even then, they'd have to stop after a few bursts). On a related note: it's not just bullets that Heavy would need to re-fill. Most of his miniguns use an electric motor to run, which would need to be charged up as well. The Tomislav and Huo-Long Heater could just be a gas-operated machine guns, but the Brass Beast either needs to be hand cranked (like the original Gatling gun), or is spring-operated (which would also need to be "charged", i.e. wound up before battle). Due to the wooden parts of it, the Huo-Long Heater could be set ablaze from its own ring of fire. And finally, if the description of the Iron Curtain is true, it implies several things: lore-wise, that while Heavy's father was a counter-revolutionary (allegedly), Heavy himself probably approves of Russia being a republic or even a soviet republic (just not with the Stalinist regime of it, since it sent his family to the Gulags, and forced them to spend decades hiding in Kamchatka), and item-wise, the Iron Curtain is probably Heavy's most _expensive_ machine gun, since the wood is from Tsar Alexander II's favorite chair (possibly reading chair, made from mahogany, which, in on itself, is a highly priced wood), and also, that it's Heavy's most _fragile_ machine gun, since it's made from "Soviet steels". Throughout it's existence, the Soviet steel industry struggled with quality, due to it's technological isolation from the rest of the world, meaning that metallurgical discoveries weren't shared with it. The Iron Curtain seems sturdy enough, but the very steel it's made of could be prone to fracturing or morphing due to poor production.

[@rancorious247]

big brain requests

[@Shunteration]

No. Due to the weight of the barrels, the way they spin around would eventually cause the whole gun to be more difficult to keep on target. This is due to centrifugal force - with the barrels spinning in a circle, their weight is pulled sideways from the motion, causing the whole assembly to be dragged in one direction or the other. It's the same reason why a spinning fidget spinner is difficult to balance on one finger - it's weight is being dragged sideways by the motion. As you know, Heavy is not only stronger, but also fatter than most of the classes, and this weight and padding comes in handy when he's using his big gun, as he can withstand the recoil of it. The other classes (if they could even lift a 330lbs gun) would struggle to keep it aimed where they want it to, due to the spinning barrels causing the gun to weer to the side, and couldn't fire for a very long time, since there's nothing to absorb the recoil of the gun - Heavy was big enough to just take it, but for them, it could hurt their arms, and can even cause bone fractures and a dislocated shoulder on the long run. The vibrations of the gun firing continuously alone would be painful for the user. Heavy is able to take it, since he's both strong and fat enough to be able to handle it. The others would probably struggle to even lift it, with only Soldier and Demoman seeming like they'd be able to do it. But even then, they wouldn't be able to fire it for too long, since the recoil would hurt them, and they would have trouble hitting anything, due to how the spinning barrels throw of their aim.

[@hyterleaf754]

@country baller he is trying to say miniguns need gas or electricity and some facts i guess

[@Shunteration]

Yes.

[@Shunteration]

Well, sort of. The default minigun, the Natasha, and the Iron Curtain are electrically powered. They'd either need a battery, or a connection to the mains. The Tomislav and Huo-Long Heater are simple mechanical machine guns since they only have one barrel. They're probably mechanical or gas-blowback operated. But the Brass Beast either has to be cranked or wound up.

[@delianob856]

Idea: Heavy can walk or run while he is eating his sandwich

[@flamingcat1101]

Would you want to though. Dakotah's Bar would be fine to eat while running. But you wouldn't want to drop the baloney or tomato

[@dezener]

@@flamingcat1101 true

[@flamingcat1101]

@@dezener "BalOneay!"

[@seansoto9352]

more guns is still the hardest song to ever touch the internet

[@Spagetness]

I feel like when heavy was looking a engi’s tank he was just nothing but happy of such a perfect building.

[@JohnSWeekley]

Idea: Both teams would hear the Administrator on the battlefield, so when she's rooting for one, the other team may get a little... upset.

[@KnightedSilverWolf]

and might feel betrayed

[@diegofort-gameplaysymas8686]

Nah,read the comics,the administrator use a radio for the teams.

[@JohnSWeekley]

@@diegofort-gameplaysymas8686 play the game, it's clearly over the PA. :P

[@user-cq6ln3yl4u]

7:53 Heavy: *EVERYONE IS DED!* Sniper:THE END.

[@yaskravazirka]

Thanks I have ears and can read

[@redabarbieri2350]

By pyro

[@heatzfive12newalt95]

Sniper sucks

[@zachunt2526]

But scout made it out didn't he

[@MarmiteMark]

@@zachunt2526 Good point

[@Thepersonnamedjohn]

Idea: the mercs need to take dance classes in order to do taunts

[@JSSguy]

Loved that engineer musical