Sorry about the long black tunnel at the end! It should be removed once KZbin finishes processing the edit! Edit: Should be all fixed! Beware of long tunnels!
@BittenEdges3 ай бұрын
That was a heck of a long tunnel we went into
@pooweetiger13 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@olirc3 ай бұрын
Channel Tunnel DLC
@Camoknight103 ай бұрын
So true
@AMillzy3 ай бұрын
I feel like they come out with another train sim world before you can even enjoy the present one
@Mattlee19763 ай бұрын
You can press right mouse button to exit the zoomed screen view, rather than having to press camera keys
@smogmonster40773 ай бұрын
Is it a DLC from 11:55 onwards to get the second half of the video?
@Hedgehobbit3 ай бұрын
After looking at the new Microsoft Flight Simulator over the last few days, I'm wondering how possible would it be to have a train game that has the entirety of the UK as a playable area. Or the entire US. All these train tracks have to be stored in some sort of database for the IRL train companies to use. Kinda like how MSFS 2024 uses real world data to place cargo ships in their real-time locations.
@blueb0g3 ай бұрын
Not possible. Unlike MSFS, you are up close and personal with the details of the track and terrain for the entirety of the journey. It's a lot of manual crafting and placing of asserts. And while information like signal spacing, track length, gradient etc is stored, that's only the most basic information required to put a route together. Then there's the dispatching, timetable etc...
@Owencr9053 ай бұрын
@@blueb0g I do think the technology will get there eventually though. Maybe 10 or 20 years
@AlsTrainspottingHD3 ай бұрын
I would love to see something like this but the Requirements would be massive considering MSFS is a expense game to buy if you was to start from the ground up for the specs. another point as well although MSFS is kinda to real-life scale it isn't compared to a Driving game such as a new truck or train simulator that could model the entire UK and too scale so it would but also wouldn't be possible. The closest to this for Train simulator would probably be the Just Trains Western Mainlines route which the longest possible distance on one scenario would be London Paddington to Penzance. I think there is also a another example of a route long this that is London to Edinburgh. hope this helps.
@suddenlysolo21703 ай бұрын
@@blueb0g It's very possible, it's just a major, expensive undertaking and unlike MSFS, it doesn't have the player base to justify the investment of either time or money. I hope to see a digital tourist simulator eventually that would allow users to visit anywhere in the world using virtual modes of transportation as well as walking, eg; take a plane to London, hop on a train to Paris and rent a car to visit the Eiffel Tower and walk around it. - all virtually.
@clariesat3 ай бұрын
@@blueb0g It's possible. In fact, MSTS 2 was planned to have World of Rails - the entire railway network of the world! And that was in 2009! DTG doesn't want to do it because they want to sell routes that take 30 mins on average to travel end-to-end.
@aavvv_3 ай бұрын
Anyone growing up in the 90’s remembers secret songs buried at the end of some CD’s
@MrSoundwave3 ай бұрын
Saying sprinting to the other station all the while there''s Don't Run signs on the floor LOL
@richsmart3213 ай бұрын
Euston concourse is missing a few thousand people!
@halfbakedproductions78873 ай бұрын
I hate Euston. It feels like a really crap airport.
@automation72953 ай бұрын
The game would lag if the concourse was filled with few thousand people. I swear that people think everyone owns a high-end gamer PC.
@richsmart3213 ай бұрын
@@automation7295 it was a joke - you don't have to take every comment so literally
@CornishCarper3 ай бұрын
That’s gonna be an additional add on like rush hour!
@DEFarnes3 ай бұрын
Euston wasn't realistic, needed an option to not give any information and show advertisments instead. Then announce the platforms late and have a slow and laborious ticket check while shouting at Passengers and ignoring those with disabilities even though they have told you in advance.
@halfbakedproductions78873 ай бұрын
Euston is like an airport. I've literally never been to any other station where you're not even allowed on to the platform until your train is "boarding". It's a mad scrum, there's a dangerous crush at the gates, no queuing... hate it. And you only have ten minutes before it all shuts down again.
@DEFarnes3 ай бұрын
@@halfbakedproductions7887 Be careful saying the D word, @Networkrail will want your employer to sack you!
@DEFarnes3 ай бұрын
@@halfbakedproductions7887 Be careful, calling it Dangerous will mean @Networkrail will want your employer to sack you.
@DaSpecialZak3 ай бұрын
I kinda wish that they start with a sim, then lay endless amounts of track, add locomotives, freight and pax scenarios and connect the entire world in one single game and with an updated graphics engine
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
Not possible on a technical level and computers and consoles would start melting. They also don't have the tech or ai to build endlessly. They don't have every single license either
@thisis_mudchute2 ай бұрын
for people watching in 2024, you can still download the free base game for tsw5! the date was extended to 'early 2025' and it doesn' come with any new trains, but if you bought a previous version of tsw, you can use that, and you can purchase new dlc aswell. the standard tsw5 version is literally just the free base game and comes with 2 DLCs. if you don't care about non-uk routes and just want wcml, its cheaper to get the base game and dlc seperate, ad the standsrd edition comes with wcml and another route so its more expensive knowing dovetail games, they probably won't add conductor mode to older routes. it might come with remastered routes, but probably not. it should come with new routes
@dtrjones3 ай бұрын
"You can do it in photoshop in post...", Made me chuckle, that's heavy criticism right there! The casual gamer isn't going to have a 250 dollar subscription to Photoshop! 😃
@ArkhBaegorАй бұрын
who tf pays for photoshop???
@nathanwulf3 ай бұрын
In conductor mode, do you get assaulted by passengers who don't have a valid ticket and punch you for the sheer audacity of asking them to actually pay for their journey? Do you get to deal with people smoking weed in the train toilets, who then assault you when you ask them to leave the train? Do you get to announce to the passengers that the train is being held as some disruptive passengers have pulled the emergency alarm for a laugh?
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
No. That would go against the licensing deal and the train companies would say their reputation is being broken
@MozzaBurger883 ай бұрын
A man of culture I see.
@declangaming2424 күн бұрын
@potatoman451 no It wouldn't it would be realistic
@RichyRail_3 ай бұрын
Really good video, I especially enjoyed watching KZbin's longest outro :)
@cannedham86303 ай бұрын
For me, one of the best tsws. Euston and the suburbs of London is brilliant with the underground stock running and the overground rolling stock. Only gripe wish it went further north, Birmingham would have been perfect 👌
@anonymousperson17263 ай бұрын
3:50 the 'objective complete' sound will play if you handle the ticket correctly, you accept an invalid one and refuse a valid one so neither played the sound 7:35 thats not new, the route hopping icon is on the left with the yellow and blue
@variatonesoundscape55923 ай бұрын
I like the TRAINing center...
@MetalFan1010127 күн бұрын
3:10 What do the signs say on the ground?
@IrrationalGamer23 күн бұрын
Don't Run.
@MetalFan1010123 күн бұрын
@@IrrationalGamer what was he doing?
@IrrationalGamer23 күн бұрын
@@MetalFan10101 hehehe,
@rawjames13 ай бұрын
Route hopping was wrong. Route hopping allows you to jump between connected routes e.g. WCML and the Bakerloo line (i believe).
@jagman843 ай бұрын
I believe that it’s free to all comers. Don’t need to be an existing TSW user. You’ll need to buy routes/stock or you’ll be limited to Academy.
@breastbroeder3 ай бұрын
I was surprised you were able to talk 37 full minutes about this copy paste of last years Train Sim, then i saw the 25 minutes of blackness
@prairiefinish3 ай бұрын
That's because it's just more of the same as last year...nothing to see here....move along lol
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@prairiefinish Lies
@kieranhendy3 ай бұрын
He's right. The features we were promised in this release such as track shadow fixes and conductor mode only apply to the new routes. Add to that the existing reported bugs that aren't fixed plus the new bugs introduced, it's not worth it.
@kieranhendy3 ай бұрын
One of my favourites so far, if you load up a scenario where its snowing then open the camera the snow vanishes and it turns to a clear sunny day. Noticed on E2G the Class 385 stopping half way along the platform so the rear doors are off the platform. Noticed on WCML a class 710 stopped inside the buffers. Just feels like an excuse to release a new game rather than update what we ready have and fix the bugs we complained about.
@MattyMonk3 ай бұрын
The bonus music at 35:05 was worth it
@GhostOfLorelei3 ай бұрын
This video has been sitting in my "too watch" list for the last few weeks and only now do I watch it and learn that I could have had an upgrade if I'd watched this before the 17th 😅
@payt013 ай бұрын
Many years ago I was joing to my friends about someone making a train simulator. It seemed like such a silly thing to do. What's to simulate about mode of transport which can only stop or go... lol. Oh well here we are! At least now we can be a conductor and check the peeps on the train. I wonder if it'll start complaining if you, say, only check the black peeps :) The stations look pretty cool I have to say.. I hope that one day there will be a sim in which you can drive trains, cars, bikes, trucks, fly planes and everything else in something that looks as good as MSFS 2024.. I could go for that! Especially multiplayer could be fun in such a multisim :) btw the pax aren't very realistic. In reality, all they watch from the start to the finish of their journey is their phone. I'm not seeing a single person with a phone in this sim. It's refreshing but also unrealistic!
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
Looking forward to the TSW6 announcement in 11 months and the abandonment of this one in 12 months.
@raithrover19763 ай бұрын
It would be nice if DTG make a point of making the upgrade free to existing players and allow us to import our routes without having to download them all again.
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
@@raithrover1976 Ideal, but then they couldn't pretend that the new version is a whole new game. So the yearly fiasco of players redownloading all their purchased content will continue. Thankfully I can laugh from the sidelines having abandoned their clownish business model years ago.
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@StrikeEagle78 DTG business model isn't clownish and just you being blinded by ego. Backstabbing the Train Sim community.
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
@@LNER985 Nope, not backstabbing anybody. Hopefully they're paying you well to scour social media to defend them to the last. Must be a full time job these days.
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@StrikeEagle78 Yes you are wanting people to lose their jobs and disrespecting people's passion for train simulation. Obsessed with making people's lives hell and butchering the Train Sim community. Just because you can't stand people enjoying life and train simulation. Continuing to harrass gaming developers.
@cjc54783 ай бұрын
i know Squirrel has a really good gaming computer and this game still stutters ... Jesus !
@spud123458883 ай бұрын
What's with the 15 mins of pure blackness at the end XD
@dele20263 ай бұрын
Hi Squiggs! Great stream dude! Good the starter pack is free but you have to pay for the routes! You can't get something for nothing lol! Keep up the great vids dude!
@zeljkothegreekserb3 ай бұрын
You know its unbiased and honest when "Thanks devs for sending me a key" kicks in.
@raithrover19763 ай бұрын
To be fair, this has never really been a reviews channel. It's more of a "watch me play" channel.
@mefor33 ай бұрын
He isn’t sponsored though.
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
However this isn't a review video. It's a simple "this is what it is" video. So I would say it's fair. There are plenty of DTG embarassador channels that take the free products and gush over the lacklustre efforts. I mean even this channel has been critical of DTG's pretty pathetic business model. Squirrel has enough integrity to not make a positive review video simply in exchange for a free product or a few bucks.
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@StrikeEagle78 DTG content isn't lackluster and their business isn't pathetic. Just you disrespecting the gaming industry and making gamers look like a joke.
@Vamdua3 ай бұрын
@@LNER985but what happens when the joke writes itself? d(f)tg being d(f)tg as usual
@NightOwlGames3 ай бұрын
OMG thanks for telling us the game is free for previous players i had no idea thought i had to shell out more money on a game i cant control. ive i paid for train sim world 2 & 3 im hopeless at it hope this ones easier.
@bigtouristhere3 ай бұрын
I've got train sim world 4 as well, could you tell me how you managed to get the 5 please ?
@darrenfrostwick2779Ай бұрын
Are Newcastle and Durham stations on.?
@tommyvercettygt3 ай бұрын
7:47 that mode was actually available from the very first train sim world 😂
@Albatross-3653 ай бұрын
Poor passengers stuck on the train whilst the conductor is on another platform. Surely they could spawn you in at the right platform?
@stephenbull20263 ай бұрын
Surely you have heard the "Apologies for the delay, but this is due to problem with staff" announcement ? Now you know why . Adds to the realism. 😆
@MozzaBurger883 ай бұрын
That's for TSW8. That's about 150$ from now.
@ianhowlett46823 ай бұрын
Can you do head-on collisions? In the old Microprose Geoff Crammond F1 games in the 1990s I used to like driving round Monza the wrong way and having head-on crashes with a closing speed of around 430mph!
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
You can but the licensors and operators wouldn't be happy with you
@Realford.gaming3 ай бұрын
Say if you got the free version of train sim world 5 and you made a profile on it and then down the track you get the paid one would you be able to carry over that profile over to the paid one?
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
If you're using the same account
@jammiedodger70402 ай бұрын
Class 350/1 is a bit old isn’t it they are not even in Service anymore on the WCML and they are replacing the Class 350/2 with the Class 730 which will run alongside Class 350/3 and Class 350/4.
@UnRealSimon703 ай бұрын
I am surprised eye tracking isn’t supported yet in train sim world
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
The developer can't even figure out simple custom controller mapping. They're not that technically savvy.
@johnsonpaul36993 ай бұрын
all seeing good Squirrel.
@css86363 ай бұрын
I got the free upgrade on ps5 and downloaded all of my dlc routes onto tsw5, do they get the new features like the shadow rendering etc?
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
Yes and no
@JackJackie53 ай бұрын
I NEED THIS GAME ASAP
@MrShadowTvMan3 ай бұрын
Its the same game don't buy it
@atlutd_kyle3 ай бұрын
Pretty disappointed some of the trains aren’t in the standard version
@deadgamer213 ай бұрын
Give it doves tail, made a system to continuously milk the poor train fold dry 😂
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@deadgamer21 Clearly you don't understand business and gaming development.
@deadgamer213 ай бұрын
@LNER985 sure do create a eco system that people are financially invested in and then charge up the wahzoo for dlc and yearly releases with very, very slight gradual improvements like for say letting people check tickets but not at random noo, It must be these 6 specific npc n then spend the rest of the time twiddling thumbs, dove tail have created a gold mine for themselves
@theseb19793 ай бұрын
@@LNER985we understand it. Look at ECS 2. That’s how you keep a community happy and make money. Dovetail, on the other hand, forces us to buy DLCs every year by incrementing title, recompiling the game and adding it to the steam store pretending it’s a different game. Occasionally they get some interns to add 2 new buggy features over the summer.
@Vamdua3 ай бұрын
@@LNER985do you?
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@Vamdua Yes I do unlike you continuing to be out of touch with reality and insulting the gaming industry.
@richsmart3213 ай бұрын
Is there a clear faq anywhere that explains exactly how to upgrade eg from steam version 3?
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
Yes DTG has a lengthy FAQ on their site. It's quite laughable in its complexity and length.
@richsmart3213 ай бұрын
@@StrikeEagle78 thanks. Will take a look
@thechamp81623 ай бұрын
As a complete noob I do kinda wish it was as easy as right trigger go fast left trigger go slow. I’ve spent the last 45 mins trying to get the tube train moving and all it does it hiss at me
@michaeljones63333 ай бұрын
I can't find Train sim world 5 anywhere on disc. I only a disc compatible ps5
@michaelyu13 ай бұрын
Annual cash grab by DTG
@AlexJeffDust-RenAzuma663 ай бұрын
The free upgrade was the first good thing to happen to the TSW franchise
@lukethomas.1253 ай бұрын
@@AlexJeffDust-RenAzuma66It only includes the academy and previous purchases should you have played TSW before. If not you’ll just have the academy with NONE of the new routes or rolling stock, just to clarify
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
It isn't a cash grab.
@lukethomas.1253 ай бұрын
@@LNER985 Tell me what you like about it
@nordo94033 ай бұрын
@@lukethomas.125I know you didn’t ask me but Live Map Featuring Signals Information, Track Names, And AI Service Names. Conductor mode, which is now implemented in timetable mode (which will also reach other commuter routes in the future) but for now being tested on the 3 core routes More Photo Mode Features Free Game as well (even though it requires older content) but it’s still good to use the features with older routes not as bad as you think
@frazernewlands27873 ай бұрын
Hi Squirrel, I currently have TSW4 on PS5 how can i get TSW5 do i need to purchase the deluxe version to get Euston to MK and the Pendolino etc? Can i stay with TSW4 and just purchase the Pendolino at £14.99 in the store? Thanks
@backtofront23826 күн бұрын
He can't talk...mad world
@Liofa733 ай бұрын
Lot of micro-stuttering in that last cab view. Some pretty jarring ones too.
@oo0Spyder0oo2 ай бұрын
Don’t see why they make out it’s a new sim each year, might as well have called it train sim world and added the slight improvements each year. To label them as complete new versions is ridiculous. The draw distances and many other flaws haven’t changed. The game engine needs thrown out for something better.
@EllCally3 ай бұрын
Incase anyone was wondering I still got it free on the 24th
@joekentucky48493 ай бұрын
17th of october my dude
@tevo463 ай бұрын
Any ideas why the game stutters. 32gb ram rtx3080 ryzen 7 5800x?
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
The game engine itself and you have to wait for shaders to build
@Hemeralopie3 ай бұрын
Draw distance/ LODs is still awful. Textures are loading just before the front window of the loco
@techstar76283 ай бұрын
Scary tunnel!
@kalium-spermanganat3 ай бұрын
Can i upgrade from tsw2 from epic games? How to do that? I cannot see the option
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
I think you have to look up the starter pack
@kalium-spermanganat3 ай бұрын
@@potatoman451 Ah so that is it? Thank you so much!
@jammiedodger70402 ай бұрын
Train Sim World is a bit of a scam they release like a new version every year and then just also released the old DLC’s for it which you already paid for but can not use.
@walf80993 ай бұрын
Good to see Dovetail bringing some consumer friendly marketing means to this game, I was tired of having to buy more and more versions of TSW. Big thanks to you, Paul, for informing us on it ❤
@MozzaBurger883 ай бұрын
Especially when the content is akin to a Monday morning weekly patch from any other developper.
@Unseen_files3 ай бұрын
3:11 pls pay ur fine as soon as possible ...coz u running where its clearly says " Don't Run"
@dzejmsb0nd0073 ай бұрын
Veery long tunnel at the end...
@montynunan58293 ай бұрын
So I can get it from train sim world 2
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
Yes, search for Train Sim World 5 Free Starter Pack on your preferred platform. You'll just get the bare bones plus the training area. Then you can download your old content to this new version.
@Annoh8915 күн бұрын
Can only check specific passenger's tickets. Ok I see what they did LOL.
@theroyalaustralian3 ай бұрын
How do you actually claim TSW5 for free? I have only just bought TSW4.
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
Search for TSW5 starter pack or some such name on your preferred platform. That will get you the free core. Then you'll need to redownload all your TSW4 content into the "new game".
@aungthuhein0073 ай бұрын
Will you be making a TSW 5 series on KZbin?
@dtrjones3 ай бұрын
I'm actually pretty impressed, everything looks pretty polished and visually nice, the odd glitch but it looks an enjoyable experience. Thanks Squirrel.
@stillfree473 ай бұрын
im waiting for USA freight trains. Come on
@psistarpsi803 ай бұрын
Woooh buddy. Certainly checking the black people's tix a bit more there.
@PAMYGAMERZ3 ай бұрын
Intresting with New Graphics loved it
@StrikeEagle783 ай бұрын
The graphics are the same from the last 3 years. It's the same game every year, just with a minor patch applied.
@PAMYGAMERZ3 ай бұрын
@@StrikeEagle78 it was a bit realistic quite interesting for a real feel simulation ☺️
@strodey1233 ай бұрын
Same old shit, new number. At least the 'free' upgrade is a step in the right direction, even though you have to buy the routes that come with TSW5 still.
@jonshala-rama-mc9md3 ай бұрын
I played the previous one and I got stuck in training
@Guardian_0233 ай бұрын
Was this a paid for review?
@CornishCarper3 ай бұрын
Stopped playing these with TSW3 as the money they want every September, okay graphics good BUT there is no Online Multiplayer, and no randomness like you get in really life, no random train failure, passenger emergency, someone on the track, random delays! It’s not a sim!
@bergspot3 ай бұрын
I have almost a high end computer, but this game stuttered so much, I gave up... shame, cause I like the game.
@2BachShakur3 ай бұрын
Try enabling FSR, it makes a huge difference. I have a video card from 2016 and it runs better than the previous iterations for me.
@tarikkaratrenАй бұрын
harika olmuş
@kyledowns78793 ай бұрын
Love the graphics
@Lewis-lo1hx3 ай бұрын
The graphics are good. Just very glitchy like dynamic weather if its raining or foggy and you want to take a screenshot/ enter photo mode it will remove the weather and default it to sunny weather. The map keeps crashing especially in free roam when you make another route. Theres no passengers at all for some reason on custom liveried trains. ive also fallen through the map 3 times whilst driving a train😂. Its a good game and hopefully DTG fix things and update more to stop these things. Would also be good if you could free roam with snow weather or make your own scenario
@-sargntclashroyaleandmore-4913 ай бұрын
TSW5 will be obsolete in a few months time...
@lewiswaddell65643 ай бұрын
Guess your going to be a full time train sim5 driver this weekend 😊
@FMGfootballmadgamer3 ай бұрын
Yet the people who play this game everyday and know a lot about trains.. Do not get a free key. Funny that is.
@ryleymclean313Ай бұрын
Basically paying for a major update?? This is worse than what EA does. Should’ve just updated TSW 1
@ScreamingEagle101st3 ай бұрын
Train sim from dovetail getting worse than call of duty with the same old thing being rehashed
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@ScreamingEagle101st Train Sim World is nothing like Call of Duty.
@Thorinbur3 ай бұрын
yeah, unfinished tutorials, barebones conductor mode, It would be weak as an update, calling it a TSW5 is quite laughable.
@lamikal25153 ай бұрын
MORE DLCs... Thank me later.
@Noah-ts4fc3 ай бұрын
tldr: nothing
@PUNISHERMARKO3 ай бұрын
Copy+paste = £3000 new game. There, this is new
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@PUNISHERMARKO Hater.
@Savethepandabears3 ай бұрын
😂 there's absolutely no reason to upgrade the train Sim World 5 besides the new train you're not getting anything new the engine is the same its still Unreal Engine 4😂😂
@ghosthorse773 ай бұрын
What a waste of time and money!
@LNER9853 ай бұрын
@@ghosthorse77 Lies.
@FreddieB527Күн бұрын
Lmao who is buying this😭😭 just get a job
@2BachShakur3 ай бұрын
“First look?” This came out a week ago.
@potatoman4513 ай бұрын
Obviously it's his first time looking at it and playing it
@coolhairymobile32863 ай бұрын
Second
@Robert-vk5nu3 ай бұрын
First! :)
@andrejkovacevic52563 ай бұрын
Second! :)
@erikvandenborn9 күн бұрын
hello there I have a problem with that game on a German route Frankfurt Fulda if I want to let a train leave there as a conductor the train drives with the doors open while driving away I don't know what I'm doing wrong
@JeremiahTrane3 ай бұрын
Junk!!!! Why not make more USA content and not all this junk from over seas!!!
@mragrayson3 ай бұрын
Not everything is about the US 😙
@Daytona23 ай бұрын
They are. The customer base prefers European content.
@JeremiahTrane3 ай бұрын
@@mragrayson if its sold in the US, it SHOULD have more US stuff for it!!!
@mragrayson3 ай бұрын
@@JeremiahTrane I’m not sure that’s how that works… By all means though, go take your displeasure up on the dovetail forums, I’m sure that’ll be a fun thread.
@anonymousperson17263 ай бұрын
@@JeremiahTrane it's also sold in argentina, no routes for that
@SlowLineTrainspotting3 ай бұрын
8:44 Right click can take you out of those views
@Sceppie3 ай бұрын
6:52 Who came up with the idea to reverse the options "Yes" and "No"...
@thechamp81623 ай бұрын
As a complete noob I do kinda wish it was as easy as right trigger go fast left trigger go slow. I’ve spent the last 45 mins trying to get the tube train moving and all it does it hiss at me