Dateline: The Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy - SNL

Keith Morrison (Bill Hader) gets a little too much pleasure investigating a brutal murder in The Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy, which isn't really a mystery since the killer confessed, but the show needs to fill an hour. [Season 37, 2011]
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[@BelleFlower15]

"Because it's Dateline, there's only one photo to use." No recovery from that roast

[@petrinasmith6853]

and here it is, . . . floating downward. Lol!

[@C.Church]

Lol yeah the real Keith laughed about that at the Hader meets Morrison video 🤣 (not the full title).

[@AnnCooper33]

😂😂😂

[@tinajeppesen5948]

That’s one hell of a photo lmao

[@BelleFlower15]

Hahaha I had no idea this comment got so popular.

[@91rlong]

"you seem kinda psyched" "nooooooo I'm buuuuuummed"

[@bryanadkins6776]

"But I wasn't bummed, I was stoked!"

[@no_peace]

Waaaaaahhhhh, baby saaaaaaaaad

[@GalakStari]

Ga ga ooooooh ra ra!

[@rektide]

Glad to have found this video. This has been haunting me for months, just out of reach.

[@danielhance1467]

"So I grabbed my machete..." "Oh you gotta" Oh man that's great

[@claireb3004]

Why didn't more people laugh? I doubled over.

[@carmenburton4918]

When the interviewer is a little TOO enthusiastic..... oh... ya gotta... Reminds me of DEXTER... I wanna look into the interviewer past... few skeletons..no dpubt

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhh

[@alexanderpanayi7212]

Yea Yea Yea!!!

[@yueshijoorya601]

How do you misquote "I took a machete" so badly.

[@muniapolis287]

This hits differently when you know how obsessed Bill is with true crime 🤣

[@erikacook2012]

“When I was 4 years old I saw a birthday clown drown in a pool. He just floated.” That clip aged beautifully, Bill is now in IT Chapter 2

[@michaels4340]

uh thanks kenny kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWavp2mqZdKifLs&lc=UgxdbD2sxBONjrqw7994AaABAg

[@Tassie85]

Oh, yes. I am, too, and this is worshipping at the feet of our god.

[@ecampbell9506]

Haha, I just came from the video where he talks about true crime for 11 minutes.

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

When he met Keith he freaked out, it was great

[@lindsay3322]

"Can I see the body?" " *...No* " "Wahhh baby _saAaAad"_

[@reginaldmills6764]

Hehe

[@no_peace]

Gaa gaaa oooooo rah rah

[@kevinmcnulty7740]

0h n0!

[@dr.little7311]

“I saw a birthday clown that just floated.” Oh did you Richie?

[@fatimasantos5612]

YES

[@liv0506]

GOD DAMN IT I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT PI;WHFLEAU,G

[@HoneyMike]

He was born to play him

[@liv0506]

Mike he truly was

[@joe.limbus]

bruh that part felt creepy as fuck almost like he knew he was gonna play in it lol

[@rsolo04]

“When I was 4 years old I saw a birthday clown drown in a pool. He just floated.” That clip aged beautifully, Bill is now in IT Chapter 2

[@Katetanic]

I got confused by that for a second, lol

[@beardomcgee5005]

The best part of chapter 2

[@rsolo04]

Beardo McGee agreed

[@anaemicroyalty0504]

IS HE??? omg I have to watch it

[@rsolo04]

Fanni Eszter Molnár he’s one of the best parts of the movie omg please do watch!!

[@peteisfanatic]

Bill Hader’s crush on Keith Morrison is my favorite thing

[@Tigatron1448]

It really is fantastic.

[@Chaotic_Observer]

@PeteisFanatic heh

[@unianetwork]

Lol

[@EuphoricRat]

what...?

[@theburit0]

exoendo I was going to send Peteisfanatic the same link that video made me giddy with joy for Bill

[@robinweishair]

“Did you say ‘L’eggo my leggo?’” Omg I cant.

[@justinh6509]

**gets serious** "I must paint you" Gets me every single time. 😂😂

[@Felixuser]

Do u know what it’s referencing

[@kevindavis2315]

@@Felixuser titanic?

[@gulyaswift1503]

😅😅😅

[@eltravo2112]

Right after the “dong/dump hole” comment 😂

[@justinh6509]

@@eltravo2112 Kills me everytime 🤣🤣

[@darnellgill7100]

"Did he slap ya five? " I fn lost it lmfaoooooooo

[@AdamLacy228]

My favorite part.

[@kevinr.3542]

This is spot on. Keith Morrison gives off the strangest vibe. Hardest thing to explain or impersonate. And that's why Bill is genius. The last joke about him seeing a drowned clown as a child got the weirdest reaction. Audience was either too creeped out or too confused. But it's actually a pretty brilliantly hillarious and almost plausable explanation of Keith Morrisons odd creepy demeanor on that show.

[@justathoughtmyfriend1403]

The floating clown was an interesting take because he does do this weird lingering cliffhanger final words in the show.

[@WillowJordan1979]

I thought it was a reference to "It", where the creepy clown says "We all float down here".

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

I call him, "Creepy Morrison", but I'm still integed by his narration style.

[@NickelSack79]

Keith reminds me of my grandmother

[@tomsmith2013]

It's a total winner. Best story teller on Dateline by far.

[@Jakeshapedworld]

“I must paint you” is actually one of the funniest moments on SNL in the last decade

[@BuyBitcoinOnline]

@@outlawdawnllc sigh. When you're too young or ignorant to realize "I must paint you" is a common troupe used in movies since the 1940s. I love Family Guy but saying "they invented it" is like saying Lebron invented basketball.

[@andrewscott7728]

@@BuyBitcoinOnline He says he did.

[@Dharmaaaaaa]

Agreed!! The timing and absurdity is just perfect! 🤣

[@jocelynwithsprinkles]

My favorite line of all time

[@calicesar]

Such a great line. I hate that the audience didn’t react better.

[@bti2270]

The way Hader say "yes, yes, yessssss" and pantomimed revving up a motor cycle was priceless. 🤣

[@jamesck7559]

“Did you say leggo my lego?”

[@melfisher1683]

Absolute truth....

[@MandeepSingh-wi5oc]

Dragon ball z goku’s fight with frieza

[@mookow2]

"No"

[@Trig242]

Read this as he was saying it, it was perfect

[@Captain-Kidding]

The stories don't add up. Elroy says he hacked the guy to death, but the coroner said he was bludgeoned and the girlfriend said he used an axe. I smell a conspiracy.

[@wildmercuryfilms]

Tranny Bane Yeah. I think this guy admitted to a crime he didn’t commit to protect the coroner

[@havardmj]

@Angelic Azazeli you seem to know an awful lot about this, for someone who didn't commit the murder

[@adwaithratnakaran8017]

Oooooooooooooohhhhh tell me moooooore

[@TheTCM]

@@tamo3813 jason sudeikis i think

[@solidsnake8330]

@Angelic Azazeli but Diego said he used a machete, but then says he sawed his limbs off

[@thepanthergal]

Bill is so amazing. I'm always surprised by his acting skills. You go hader!

[@pennydesouza]

+thepanthergal I know what you mean, takes me by surprise too. he's great!

[@omnivorous65]

Hi range is just unbelievable. The SNL format is perfectly suited for him. I have never seen him in a movie role where he was able to showcast his skills.

[@blackhatfreak]

thepanthergal he's the best since Will Farrell

[@bierlichen1]

White character.

[@MrPilgrim]

Would you like him to play as a black or Hispanic??? Because that would be racist but ya know if it sounds fair fuck it

[@ThugTrain]

"Ooooooooooooooooooh Noooooooooooo! That's terrible!"

[@luckyDancer100]

Thugmas the Tanked Engine you seem kind of psyched😂😂

[@modiabcomedy]

luckyDancer100 Noooo I'm bummmed......but I wasn't bummed I was stoked!

[@luckyDancer100]

Que pasa Diego?

[@lukemckenzie0121]

luckyDancer100 what can I say? I like to kill

[@lillianward2810]

Kill like a comedian at the Apollo?

[@veggiesarefruits]

My mom and I have been doing Keith impressions for YEARS, and I couldn't understand how NOBODY ever took him on! His little, "Or...was it???" gets us every freakin time! Whenever it cuts back to him, nodding when people are giving interviews, we lose it. I'm so glad Hader started doing this, because he was the perfect one to do it.

[@LisaMaryification]

Not sure if you've heard of Donal McIntyre. He's from the UK and usually squeezes in at least one 'Moouaardarrr'' in every episode.

[@heavnnnsent]

Doin your mom are amazing!!!!

[@heavnnnsent]

You and your mom are amazing!!!!! You should both get to meet Bill hader and Keith Morrison!!!!!

[@colinchurchill3139]

That creeping smile and strong acting chops, Bill would have made a great joker in my opinion.

[@elisec1640]

that’s so smart fr

[@el34glo59]

Nah he's too silly for it

[@alexwinslow5]

Keith Morrison > Heath Ledger

[@moonbeam4016]

"Oooooooooh. describe stuff" loooool bill is bae

[@mrguyfawkes5180]

Bill Hader, "So did you said let go my lego." LOL. Hahahaha.

[@mariaquiet6211]

the guy's quips are more eye rolling than the zodiac killer's. shit i think we found him.

[@piegodofearth1907]

Bill Hader is a goddamned national treasure.

[@AC3handle]

well that explains why Nick Cage is trying to steal him.

[@OikPoinFive]

Quit cussing in Gods name u atheist....

[@AC3handle]

@@OikPoinFive Are you afraid GOD... is reading the comment section and saying, "ouch! this guy took my name in vain! Whelp, may as well toss another trumplett at humanity. Maybe that one'll learn em."

[@Erik-nj6fs]

@@AC3handle this comment hasnt aged well

[@shadygirlxoxo]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 💯 %

[@JillSmith-tw4ly]

"There's only one photo to use". SOO true!!

[@thephysicalreturns]

“I must paint you” til this day this makes me bust out laughing

[@kegfoster6021]

who else would watch a 10-minute video of Bill Hader and Steve Buscemi agreeing with each other

[@moss787]

Hells yeah

[@wildmercuryfilms]

Keg Foster 5-minute

[@havardmj]

Yyyyyeeeeeaaaaaah

[@havardmj]

@@wildmercuryfilms Oooooooooooooooh

[@genuinedelusionsmusic]

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

[@moosasedidi4909]

"Oh you gotta"

[@josiahloye3767]

Moosa Sedidi favorite part, that look after 😂

[@mercedesmartin1269]

so Keith Morrison

[@lawyergirlinct16]

Exactly...that look when he said "Oh, you gotta!" had me laughing so hard I was crying!

[@hipnhappenin]

"Wahhhhh. Baby sad." I choked on my ice cream at this point.

[@lawyergirlinct16]

Seriously, how did Jason Sudeikis keep a straight face when he said that? Bill Hader has some of the greatest facial expressions ever!

[@MrKernkraft4000]

How does one... choke on ice cream?

[@blakes5827]

@@MrKernkraft4000 It is temporary choking - until it melts.

[@lynnlynn9124]

I just saw it as I read your comment😂

[@SteelCurtain222]

hipnhappenin that wasn’t even close to the funniest part

[@Sverrehope]

I feel like the crowd under-reacts when Bill does a skit. He’s so fucking hilarious

[@mondrian5620]

When they both start “oooohing” at each other. 😆😂🤣

[@SelenaBrandt]

Lmao

[@jacquelinejones8681]

Bill Haders Dateline parody is by far my favorite SNL sketch he's ever been in. Pure gold. Gets me every single time.

[@AmalieManover]

@Jacqueline Jones, along with Herb Welsh - Falling Ice 😏

[@jackharrison7613]

have you seen him as the military guy in therapy with muppets? I think Seth McFarlane was the guest.

[@benjaminkraft8744]

That muppet sketch is hilarious

[@KNR6292]

But we have an hour to fill...so we're gonna stretch this ouuut. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emu314159]

Best SNL sketch for sure, but I love the conan appearance where he does Lorne name dropping serial killers (since he constantly name drops his famous friends.)

[@hopemolefe4900]

"Ga Ga wooooo-rahrah!!" "Ngwaa! Baby sad!!!" hahahahahahhahhahahaahhhahaha

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

so stupid but soooo funny !!! XD

[@krazyoldkatlady192]

"But I met Martha and beautiful should have sarcastic quotes around it" 😂😂😂😂

[@lukebryde594]

"Martha you're an unattractive woman why would anyone kill for you?"

[@ACAB.forcutie]

@@lukebryde594 RAHT UP IN MAH *DUMP HOLE*

[@misterchrissy]

*Marfa

[@emu314159]

@@misterchrissy Definitely said Marfa

[@TP_Gillz]

You can't watch dateline without laughing after his impression. It's so spot on

[@destroybot3000]

Honestly I think Keith Morrison has leaned into the caricature since this aired. I watched an episode from a year or two ago where he actually said, “A person who didn’t know their close friend was a murderer… where have we heard THAT before?” I had to pause it and laugh for almost a minute.

[@Stat3sugar]

"Anyway, I dropped my machete, so I sawed his arms, with my own keys." "Well that's nuts..." HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[@roboticpoolcleaner8828]

Who's here after watching Bill Hader meets Keith Morrison in Sunday Today?

[@ashishkabob1201]

Guilty

[@breenagore9516]

I am.

[@kamuelalee]

Me...the meeting of two legends...couldn't tell who was more nervous though! Funny!!

[@realtalkwithLorin]

Me!!! Lol

[@Dreamskater100]

Me.

[@claytonfanninfursonaseedy5856]

Bill header is trying soooooooooooooooooooo hard not to laugh on this. This is one of my favorite snl skits ever.

[@grayforester]

It's a sketch.

[@grayforester]

@Just Me like a man and a dude are the same thing?

[@grayforester]

@Just Me No more than you can call a little person a midget.

[@w.k.4995]

*Bill Hader

[@MsDarby64]

Why? I don't get what is remotely funny about this. He's missed Keith Morrison completely.

[@oblivi0nXchainz]

I love Bill Hader, he is an excellent comedian!!

[@BMoney8600]

oblivi0nXchainz he is hilarious

[@mdflorida1233]

He's the most talented person on that show since Will Ferel.

[@kristopherbarker3282]

Aaaaahhhhhhhh

[@patrickowens4294]

Yes! He's awesome!

[@eboooo]

@@mdflorida1233 i think he has more talent that Will but doesn't have the same creative team

[@jeremyusreevu237]

It's hilarious that in this sketch, the host is more insane than the actual murderer.

[@asill.6668]

Lol

[@beckyleonardis6331]

Hell, yeah!

[@VinnnieVegas]

Just like in the REAL show

[@CigarDoug]

oooooooohhhhhhh!

[@irmese06]

You have successfully identified the humorous component. Hilarity may now ensue.

[@emilykrey5319]

Hands down the best SNL skit. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in MONTHS. Bill Hader will always be a gem.

[@freebitxh7030]

"Gaga Gaga Ohhh Ra Ra" i lost it 😂

[@maryforsyth2088]

Free Bitxh I

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

SAME !!!!

[@nyc914]

"Diego confessed....but lets ignore that....because this is an hour show so weve gotta stretch this ooooout" LMAO too true

[@jakesnake66]

Hader deserves an Oscar or Emmy for holding it together after the "beautiful" Martha finishes the term "dump hole." That level of self control is other-wordly. I walked around for several days repeating "Waahh, baby saaad" trying to sound just like Hader. Hell of a way to entertain yourself.

[@daviswendye]

This sketch wasn't live. Maybe multiple takes.

[@alessandrozuffi5068]

"oh what the heck, it got me off a little" "yeeeaah" "yeeeeeaaahhh" that part killed me, ahah!

[@JoshLange3D]

Keith Morrison found out about this sketch from his daughter, who called him crying with laughter. I wish I'd heard that call haha

[@Cosmobear]

Totally forgot Keith is Matthew Perry’s stepfather

[@thejane598]

This is one of my favorite Bill Hader skits. "But I wasn't bummed, I was totally stoked!" Lol.

[@gitsurfer27]

Bill Hader is one of the funniest comedians working today. I imagine we will see alot more of him as his popularity grows and he starts landing leading roles. Hes SO funny and always a showstealer!

[@irie1tes]

gitsurfer27 you win

[@alexpaxton1336]

called it!

[@morgan9650]

Mizzy Jaymes Mmm not so fast...

[@johnpliskin8759]

Barry!

[@johnpliskin8759]

@Mizzy Jaymes uhh, he has an emmy from "Barry"

[@moffix]

i must paint you

[@mrjpb23]

Right up the dumphole

[@benglaser1345]

I love how he first drew a brown circle, or her "dumphole"

[@tartuffethesprywonderdog5883]

They stole that joke from Family Guy tbh.

[@KyuuKirigaya]

3:04 "I must paint you" I remember that line from the cloudy interview of bill hader interviewing himself lmao

[@Cora-b9p]

Bill’s voice during the narration is so smooth, I could listen to it on repeat

[@biografteaternscala1205]

I love the ending when Bill Hader mention the incident about the drowning clown. Creepy... real creepy, in a funny way :)

[@ocandro]

Biografteatern Scala I know your comment is kinda ancient, but I'd like to point out the whole clown thing is a nod to the classic horror movie "It", based on Stephen Kings novel.

[@99lodewijk]

ocandro oh yes Georgie...

[@99lodewijk]

They Float

[@giannaalbanese6180]

🎈

[@h3rb3rtw3st]

YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!! YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!

[@lushclash9106]

the floating clown now looks like a reference

[@IsiahTomas]

Lately, whenever I see this word, I think of refs and fences. And sometimes former NHL player Andrew Ference. And now, a ferret named Terrence.

[@prnstarinterlude6510]

@@IsiahTomas w h a

[@macattack423]

"When I was four years old I saw a birthday clown drown in a pool... where he just floated" Oh don't worry Bill. In 2019, you'll float too!

[@OikPoinFive]

Because they all float down in hell. All of 'em (atheists, fake religions, 4nicators, etc)

[@sceneandseenful]

Forshadowing at its best

[@joycebyers6618]

BEEP BEEP

[@ikathiggs13]

@@OikPoinFive fuck off

[@rubydixon598]

"So I

[@vallie_bear]

- "I sawed his arms off with my keys" - "Well, that's nuts" 😂😂😂

[@BigSkidMedia]

That audience didn't deserve this sketch.

[@erichakim3452]

Amen!!!

[@erichakim3452]

Floated!!!! PURE GENIUS

[@ahsokatano4908]

I don’t get it 😂

[@eb8681]

At alll

[@cpeacenlove]

Agreed

[@PsychoGemini]

My favorite character ever by Bill Hader.

[@fiduwarrior]

***** and Julian Assange

[@Desttx]

and Stefon?

[@luckyDancer100]

I also love Stefan and the puppet guy

[@BMoney8600]

My favorite character of his was Anthony Peter Coleman

[@JDCalabrese]

His impression isn’t that far off from the real Keith Morrison.

[@alejandrovenegasheresi2697]

This is the best sketch ever. The media are as morbid like that. no exaggeration.

[@alexstone6330]

True, true, "if it bleeds, it leads."

[@neegas3490]

😅

[@resplndnt]

Alejandro Venegas Heresi especially if you watch murder shows, because their re-enactments are ridiculous

[@johnpliskin8759]

"it's interesting when people die, we want durtay laundray!"

[@daviswendye]

Well then everyone stop watching. Nvm ain't no one going to do that.

[@cmcmahon66]

I will never get tired of this. I wish Bill Hader had done more Keith Morrison skits...

[@destroybot3000]

Well he did do at least this other one… kzbin.info/www/bejne/qanPo2mCds-rY6c And this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z52Qmompe52omaM

[@MsKatyDidKnot]

Every time this clip shows up in my feed, I gotta watch it.

[@brandonthomas4531]

This is one of the best sketches I’ve ever seen. The title gets a laugh and the energy’s just breakneck from there-this sketch doesn’t let up. I love it.

[@ceofounder]

Martha; "You're an unattractive woman". Only Bill Hader! His impressions are comedy gold! Comedic genius!

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Have you seen his coal miner character?

[@LisaMaryification]

But Keith Morrison does have an inappropriate fixation with women's attractiveness, and dare I say that of children. I've never heard any other interviewer refer to children as 'attractive'.. It's crossing the line.

[@ceofounder]

@@LisaMaryification Are you serious? Everyone is in agreement regarding the acknowledgement of Bill Hader's brilliant, hilarious, and comedic impression; yet you type a diatribe trying to cancel the actual dude from Dateline! O.M.G! Congratulations; here is your complimentary one way ticket to St. Elsewhere forever!

[@misterchrissy]

*Marfa

[@-Trauma.]

​@@ceofounderI mean, not ignoring the red flags, investigating, and bringing that creep to justice isn't going to make Bill Hader less funny...

[@keepplayingnice]

Kill like a comedian at the Apollo? xD GENIUS

[@TheLucaCece]

Karthik Nair no like murder

[@vardellsfolly5200]

A Bill Hader a day, keeps severe depression AWAY!

[@reginaldmills6764]

Thats true

[@gbrot001]

Honestly, that's exactly where I am right now 🙋🏼‍♂️ haha

[@Choptron27]

Straight up, I found a bunch of clips when I was having a tough time, and immediately took everything off my mind and was busting laughing, so yeah now I watch his stuff regularly lol

[@onegirlrev]

It’s true!!!!

[@vardellsfolly5200]

@@onegirlrev I KnOW!

[@lifesucks1113]

the best part about this sketch is knowing how much bill genuinely loves true crime shows

[@inbetweenfates]

I dont know why I always come back to rewatch this

[@brandonholder-lu5pc]

Me too, probably 50 times in the past 3 months 😅

[@daveg5857]

You needed a laugh, and you went for the sure thing, Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy!

[@DanHarrisonKing]

Steve Buscemi is a great actor, with real passion, who can grip you with the character he portrays, no matter the subject matter 4:00

[@xIPatchy]

Dan Harrison King I found his role “crazy eyes” to be very compelling.

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Dan Harrison King And he was a legit firefighter who helped out on 9-11. A true American treasure

[@Lunarsight]

I think they purposely downplayed his performance as the murderer to make "Keith Morrison" seem like the truly deranged one.

[@benglaser1345]

Dan Harrison King shut up, Donny

[@blakes5827]

I just drank whiskey and snorted nutmeg all day. Woke up at 4 am with blood in my underwear. Not my worst Thursday.

[@alexstone6330]

Four legends in one skit: Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis, and Steve Buscemi. Damn funny!

[@jacobrengen]

Alex Stone and the photo of the husband was John Belushi

[@ascent8487]

Lol. Bills face after she says dump hole. Hahaha 😆

[@ngultimategaming6863]

I will never get tired of this skit

[@robertmoffit1135]

Everything is accaccurate down to the unattractive wife having an affair

[@Chriswilson-o9v]

The sing songy voice, and those one quirky liners are spot on lol

[@EllChorizo]

"I must paint you". Marvellous.

[@tyrant-den884]

If you are paying attention you will know that Diego didn't commit the murder. The coroner says the victim was bludgeoned to death before being dismembered; Diego describes the dismemberment as the means of killing.

[@katiedaniels9803]

Yes.

[@DM-mj8nr]

let's ignore that, because this is an hour show so we've got to stretch this ooouuuutttt

[@jamesfield2442]

Well obviously the killer is Keith Morrison lol

[@tammyforbes2101]

He said he knocked him to the ground.

[@dmcpoyle4699]

*sigh* I bet your a HOOT at parties.

[@marcusfarcus]

Diego said he was having an affair with Elroy’s beautiful wife, Martha. But I met Martha and _“beautiful”_ should have sarcastic quotes around it. Best line ever! 😂

[@renegadetherapper]

“We only have 1 photo to use - here it is, floating downward.” That is such an underrated joke in this skit. Lmao

[@cassandrajosettehall]

"There's only one question left unanswered...how many more times can we use that same photo??"

[@volvoguy804]

Victim: My husband was murdered. *cries* Keith Morrison: So you wont be seeing him anymore. How is that going?

[@ParisFashionista]

M C Lmaoooooo

[@dmcpoyle4699]

M C Perfection.

[@BSagat]

"Did he slap you five?" 😂😂😂

[@MadMan731]

"Because it's Dateline, there's only one photo to use."

[@RyanIngram]

“Describe stuff…” 🤣

[@emilygoldwaser8258]

I was eating an orange while I was watching this and when it got to "Ga ga ooh ra ra" I laughed so hard that a segment of orange went down the wrong pipe and I started to choke and I had a coughing fit last for a full minute. Then I recovered myself, resumed eating the orange, rewound the clip and when it got back to go "Ga ga ooh ra ra" the whole incident repeated itself.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Oh, you GOTta!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Did you choke like an engine? Ooh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, YEEEEAAAAHHH!!

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Didn't learn the 1st time, huh? Lol 😆:)

[@MitchellWiggs]

Fun fact, Bill's portraying a host who is actually Matthew Perry's stepdad in real life.

[@dreamquesttv]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! That's terrible!

[@LisaMaryification]

What?! Oh my!

[@Xush11kkkk]

"I must paint you ..." :D

[@arcticridge]

you're the reason cavemen drew paintings on walls!

[@jojopemb2218]

This Keith Morrison impersonation is SOOOOOOOOO accurate 😂😂😂😂

[@jojopemb2218]

The War on Disinformation what was his usual flavor?

[@twstf8905]

Hahaha 😂 His Keith Morriston impersonation is hilariously iconic!

[@bluescluessuperagent]

Have you seen the video of him meeting Keith?

[@sleepingpanda7320]

"I must paint you" Hits me every time. I'm literally crying from laughter!

[@slevemcdichael5274]

“Yeeeeaaah” “Yeeheh” “Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh” “Oooooooohhh” “Yeeeaaooooooooohhh”

[@heathery1]

"I did the autopsy" "OoooOooh" I lost it there

[@ItsAGoodChannel]

This is insanely well written, produced, and performed.

[@scottmalone8147]

0:42 when someone you hate at work gets fired lmao 😂😂😂

[@DTSoR]

"Describe stuff" 😂😂😂😂

[@medea2693]

I have been saying for years that Keith Morrison was a creepy guy. Thank you, Mr. Hader, for the confirmation!

[@WeerdMunkee]

medea 26 He’s actually a HUGE fan of Keith Morrison. Like fanboy level huge...no joke. Check out the KZbin video they recently posted in which they invite Bill to the Dateline studios, where they introduce him to Keith, and he totally has a fanboy dork attack when he meets him...lol...he truly is a fan! 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnrNm6yOiNRol9E

[@thesharpeinator]

When you're down here, you'll float too.

[@kamuelalee]

"Oooooohhh, was it Wilson the Volleyball? No, it was an arm. 'Aaaaahhhh, did he slap you five?"

[@paulapalais]

I just showed mom this skit while she was watching the real dateline, of course during a commercial break..,she was excited and said yes, dateline...i laughed and said hold your horses...its going to get 🤣 funny...she loved it! She said how perfectly he did the character. I also love when they set him up to meet the host of the show.😂

[@guypeate3628]

Bill Hader plays such hilarious characters, he always does it so well and he never fails to upset/disappoint me

[@hendrixtarantado2114]

“I must paint you...” 😆🤣👍

[@badgalriri3]

The "i must paint you" part had me screaming i woke up my sister lmao

[@mdflorida1233]

There are like 10 memes alone in this, just from Bill Hader's facial expressions.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

LOL!! True!

[@iGuysCOMEDY]

Loved that these two shows were in the same building. The writers definitely knew each other.

[@origami_dream]

I am so glad the ending joke of this, one of the best SNL sketches ever, just fully *did not land* with the audience, because it makes it that much funnier to me. The uncomfortable silence *kills* me (like i were some sort of birthday clown married to a woman named Martha or something).

[@MattiD-lc9xo]

I can't stop watching Kristin's part, and I must paint you. Gold standard comedy!!