{YTP} ~ What to Food

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Come along with Chef Jonathan Lonathan as we learn how to make pancakes again I think.
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[@marcstutsman4861]

So where can I get that Mammoth Cup? Asking for a friend.

[@DaThings]

teespring.com/shop/a-mammoth

[@shiningarmor2838]

I would try the paper factory

[@CalebTibster]

Either that or a vat of meten moltal.

[@RustyNickels]

*qup

[@marcstutsman4861]

@@shiningarmor2838 i ended up with a Milhouse

[@Vorael]

"thermometers to measure thermomets" was kind of incredible

[@christopherpape4823]

"mometers to measure mom" 😂😂😂

[@resmiunnikrishnan2462]

Like small teaspoon of salt for SMALLT

[@hellsonion514]

our dosimeter only goes up to 3.6 dosimets. not great, not terrible.

[@gunfuego]

I loled pretty hard 🤣

[@WaveSmash]

"Paper is made from Paper is made from Wood, Trees, and Paper."

[@insertnamehere3126]

"Are you putting it in a bathtub or are you putting it in a small pot"? a s k i n g f o r a f r i e n d

[@cypoopie]

You stir it inside of a fursuit at 420° for 900 years.

[@SenatorJesus]

@So Yummy no :)

[@SoradaServalY2K]

"Why is my food breathing?" - A concerned citizen

[@kikibebe6410]

Thank you, concerned.

[@user-qy3bk1uy2l]

I like my food live thank you very much

[@sergiowinter5383]

A sign that it needs more smallt

[@whaccoon]

@@sergiowinter5383 "ohhhh, thanks!" -a no longer concerned citizen.

[@nightponyinrface6009]

What ever predator says

[@Numberer1]

Sometimes you create words that never leave my vocabulary, and 'thermomets' is one of them.

[@maverickREAL]

How do you even use that word? Like, after someone mentions a thermometer? Asking so I can use it too

[@Numberer1]

@@maverickREAL "Ah yes, a thermometer. It thermomets."

[@NFS4LFE]

This a great day for ytp uploads

[@A6by]

Broke: A polyamorous relationship with three participants. Woke: T H R E E O P L E

[@ylette]

"It's hot today. At least 300 thermomets."

[@abbyray195]

Cannot get over “SMALLT” and “quarches”

[@whoknows1447]

Thermomets

[@NaderAmmar]

qups

[@saraflint2982]

Important words to remember when you're serving threeople.

[@whoknows1447]

@@NaderAmmar Qups don't work!

[@chocolol9427]

threeople.

[@rottenrook7199]

"300 years ago, when you were being taught how to cook your mom or dad, your chef would look at you and he would say, 'REKT.'" - Chef Jonathan Lonathan

[@gmodderr]

There are three gallons in a mile Someone is driving a Range Rover

[@jd_the_cat]

How else does one run over a kangaroo?

[@ndSpaz]

That does not Rove a very long Range!

[@neeeeeeeeeeeeen]

"Long ago, people used their body parts." Reminds me of an ancient technique called "a walk"...

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Then times changed, and now you just rent a horse

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@KaiaBrodbecker]

But does that technique lets you to really know the Pope?

[@chr_stian]

@@KaiaBrodbecker only if you're really dope dope means cool, you're really cool

[@sergiowinter5383]

Ah yes, four balls and the batter go to the first base

[@BillJobs01]

“smalt” “threeple”, each YTP adds a new word to the ever growing lexicon of the English language.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

She’s doing the work of Shakespeare.

[@gelatinocyte6270]

Still thinking of "thickquid"

[@latersatyr]

Thermomets is my new favorite.

[@ExtremeReviewer101]

BUT HEY, It's the DaThings1 Dictionary he should release in PDF format to anyone who wants to buy it.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

ExtremeReviewer101 *she

[@darknesskingsized8996]

Why is my food breathing?

[@clockwerk35]

only 4 seconds in and I'm already laughing

[@gamerofbraveryytp]

Why to food?

[@theuncalledfor]

Because you haven't killed it yet. Here's what you do: Close your hands around its tiny little neck and squeeze. Just keep squeezing. Don't let up until it's dead, if you let go too early you're just tormenting it needlessly. That's what cats do. You don't want to be a cat. _Do not be a cat, Darkness Kingsized._ If you do it correctly, your food is no longer breathing. It will in fact never breathe again. Congratulations, now you can cook it.

[@darknesskingsized8996]

@@theuncalledfor =^•o•^!= I've been found out!

[@darknesskingsized8996]

@@gamerofbraveryytp When is it done?

[@camacaron06]

Next on DaThings: Who To Food Where To Food Why To Food When To Food

[@sizzlesticks4663]

How to food

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Was To Food Is To Food Will To Food Would To Food Could To Food Should To Food If To Food

[@yaboifrenzy]

Everyone asks "what the food?" but never "how's the food?" : (

[@alanbrito141]

How to effectively food

[@ryles5069]

How can we eat? Why do we eat? Where shall we have lunch?

[@Temmie_gaming]

"have you ever been in the kitchen when your bladder overflows on the stove" No I can't say I have

[@Darostelijaa]

You haven't? What are you even doing with your life

[@secondman]

you can't pee once it's over you should be happy your bladder isn't dead

[@speedstriker]

Boys, we've found ourselves an unfabulaous chef here.

[@treyebillups8602]

Everything is already over for you.

[@FreneticPotato]

You mean to tell me people don't normally pee on their stoves?

[@SarahZ]

i understand food now, thank u

[@ZijnShayatanica]

I'm glad to finally know why my food is breathing & how to avoid my bladder overflowing onto the stove.

[@De19thKingJulion]

@@ZijnShayatanica MmmmmmmM put it in a small pot, you get bladder stock! Also, my friend lives just 10 gallons away from me.

[@ghostcat11]

@@De19thKingJulion help my pot is to small only about 2.8 johnathan lonathans

[@De19thKingJulion]

@@ghostcat11 Gotta be at least threeople big!!

[@WingedEternitys]

1:11 “Timers to measure Time, Thermometers to measure Thermomets, Mometers to measure Mom, and Measuring Containers to measure Measurements.”

[@Amoebachu]

"Why is my food breathing?"

[@cypoopie]

JUST CUZ IT IS OKAY GINGER LEGO MAN

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

Must've not added enough sauce

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

"you didn't hit them hard enough."

[@sergiowinter5383]

Needs more smallt

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@sergiowinter5383 Nah, I think it needs more schmepper.

[@Xatzimi]

KZbin picks the best times to buffer. Mine stopped right after he decided to take a pause

[@punbug4721]

Wait.

[@allankeane354]

Are you on a dial up modem?

[@TheColorHopeIsBlue]

*_WAIT_*

[@beep2997]

*_Same_*

[@OpreRoma]

"Why is my food breathing": How A Farm Visit Turned Me Vegetarian by Jonathannes Lonathannes

[@nthgth]

Wait till you realize that plants breathe too and fresh-picked, immediately eaten ones are probably still breathing when you eat them

[@FOF275]

"Themometers to measure thermometes" lmao

[@sophiegrey9576]

Don't forget the Mometers.

[@FOF275]

@@sophiegrey9576 lol

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

@@sophiegrey9576 to measure moms

[@vamppanic]

i was really hoping it was gonna say marmots

[@GlaceonStudios]

Ah yes, the four measurements. cup cup cup qup

[@whoknows1447]

Cups don't work!

[@mozarteanchaos]

@@whoknows1447 but qups do

[@LT_Foxfyre]

"This is the part where it's handy to have either an electric mixer, or a little brother, or a Little Mix, or an electric Brother." Damn. Hats off to this.

[@javiers5599]

Where in the video is this line again?

[@LT_Foxfyre]

@@javiers5599 1:26

[@BubbotCentralOfficial]

To measure THERMOMETS

[@noisepuppet]

I remember using my body parts in the kitchen. I can still convert ouches to pounces.

[@LunarDelta]

noisepuppet! I'm so happy to see you comment, I thought you had died or something. T_T

[@LavenderWhale]

“Never try to cook!”

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

"That's no food!"

[@tuzikopalo]

this is the first ytp I've watched where I've been offered chocolate cupcakes at the beginning. now this is what I call customer service

[@HunterAllan]

"What's plenty?" "I have a feeling my feet probably are..."

[@procommentr]

Number fifteeeeeen,

[@NicklePiefy]

Could also be "What's planti?" as in plantigrade. Which his feet probably are

[@deffdefying4803]

Nickle Piefy Only probably tho. There’s still a chance that they’re digitigrade.

[@NicklePiefy]

@@deffdefying4803 correct. we don't see his feet at any point, so who's to say for sure?

[@calvinwilkerson1305]

@@NicklePiefy Jonathan Lonathan is human

[@Maseiken]

He wanted to pause, he set out, and he did it. Inspiring.

[@_hekken]

Canadians be like: "You're gonna need about a third cup of baking pop."

[@camacaron06]

I get it’s a joke but as a Canadian we call it baking soda but we still call soda; pop

[@_hekken]

@@camacaron06 you call your baking pop "baking soda"?

[@camacaron06]

Hekken. Mhm

[@camacaron06]

Hekken. But it should really be called Baking Coke

[@shteph_rf7381]

Some parts of canada do call it soda tho, i do

[@B10KPlaysGames]

"Here, i made them for you! Take them" *_Don't mind if i do!_*

[@patrickdalton361]

NOW

[@B10KPlaysGames]

@@patrickdalton361 It was a little bit of work, BuB bibublblblbl

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Considering Mr. Lohnathan uses body parts, you might wanna reconsider...

[@treyebillups8602]

Something about the sentence mixing that created “pounces” and “quarches” just hits so right

[@doubleberger5983]

seeing Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog as one of the sources and thinking "I don't remember any Sonic in the video" and then seeing the clip after the credits is just like the Big Boss surprise in MGS4

[@quartzofcourse]

I was thinking exactly that

[@WilfredCthulu]

Yes sir..... Mr. President!!

[@temporospatial]

"thermomets" "smallt" and "quarches" are some of my new favorite words now, thank u

[@jettspyder]

Can't wait for Why to Food

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

And Where to Food

[@haalfnhaalf]

Whom to Food really ties the series together

[@richardperks7776]

@@haalfnhaalf Is no one going to talk about when to food?

[@haalfnhaalf]

@@richardperks7776 no

[@Plokijuh1229]

I say this with complete admiration, this may be the dumbest YTP of all time

[@kekke2000]

Honestly yes, I think it's one of the best. :)

[@sergiowinter5383]

I think it is kinda smart, I mean he doesn't overuse swears like in the real dumb YTPs

[@Tinyfurball]

@@sergiowinter5383 I thought it was funny. Despite not having vulgarity.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I'd say ytp sexer is higher on that spectrum

[@northernjohn5089]

3:21 ‘end of understanding’ with fire in the background really encapsulates the world right now.

[@BarnacleButtock]

Long ago, people went down alleyways. This technique is called a walk

[@tayocham1]

Lost it at "Remember P.L.O.R.P!"

[@EricE549]

what’s plorp?

[@FOF275]

I'm happy that the legacy of SUS lives on

[@ciaobella65]

"Da Things saved my life" - a satisfied customer

[@saintsea-hat7891]

It sounds like a joke but her videos helped me through some tough times a few years back.

[@marcusives]

AFX!

[@punchline43]

@@saintsea-hat7891 Her?

[@saintsea-hat7891]

@@punchline43 Dathings is a woman. Her website is even called "ellie spectacular"

[@JohnyScissors]

@@punchline43 Women can make well edited nonsense too. I always assume all creators are amorphous beings that only exist in cyberspace until proven otherwise

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

christ, Ellie out here pumping out masterpieces on the weekly

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

You love to see it. I've loved her work for years and it's been good to see hit after hit after hit lately.

[@taurus_says_hi8404]

THERMOMETERS MEASURE THERMOMETS

[@EricE549]

MOMETERS MEASURE MOM

[@xeldrin8465]

I think the best part that sets DaThings apart is that these arent just YTP's, they are a YTP cinematic universe where everything is connected and intertwined

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

The calm casual brilliance of these videos is the DaThings trademark.

[@moricwilson]

Great recipe! Might feed it to my threenagers one day.

[@muttnick]

Dude you're the best. You're keeping the YTP genre alive. If i met you in person i would shake your hand (from a respectable distance). Also, i think a Bill Nye YTP would do pretty well

[@tyjuarez]

She made a Bill Nye YTP a long time ago, called "Bill Nye Cells Himself" I think it was Collab Entry.

[@caellach]

KemonoGalleria Music ☮️💜 wait she? didn’t know that, coolio!

[@treyebillups8602]

Caellach yeah she came out as trans in 2019

[@caellach]

@@treyebillups8602 based

[@treyebillups8602]

@@caellach based on what?

[@nyancat8828]

300 years ago... ah yes, I remember whenever I would cook it was so annoying getting rekt. How far we've come

[@loonardtheloonard]

1:50 perfectly encapsulates, how we Europeans see Imperial measuring WHAT CUP!? WHICH ONE, YOU MANIAC!?

[@imchris5000]

I actually laughed a lot

[@bradencollins5846]

I love chef John so much. I actually saw one of his videos in my home ec class after seeing how to food and just about shit myself.

[@altersky4060]

0:14 *why is my food breathing*

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

Because foods are made by animals like: pigs, cows, chickens, and anything... So basically animals are breathing. That means food is breathing! Don't ask me how.

[@isaacrobles8013]

I absolutely lost it only a few seconds in at “Why is my food breathing?” Another golden video, as always.

[@sonicgenerationsfan1]

I love the "sonic says" segment at the end of every video omg

[@allankeane354]

Are you 3yrs old?

[@knightmare39]

Same here, it's a throwback to the early days of KZbin Poop when almost every video I saw ended in a Sonic Says segment.

[@Mistertbones]

I wanna pause here. (pauses for a few seconds) Wait.

[@vulpineboriqua]

My connection cut out exactly after he said “I wanna pause for a second here” and the meta-ness freaked me out lol

[@saintsea-hat7891]

God she’s fast.

[@TravTries]

ANOTHER GREAT from the legendary DaThings!!!!

[@onyx8231]

Thanks for the audio warning. I'm just glad you're not one of those poopers that does the *EAR R@PE* thing.

[@Mr.Pallanza]

I just snort laughed and my warm coffee came out my nose after reading "Chef Jonathan Lonathan" at the beginning. My nostrils still hurt. I'm nearing my 30's and working my ass off, and these kinds of content is what make me lose my shit easily. Thank you for this.

[@ben3291]

(0:47) have you ever had your bladder overflow on the stove. I spat my coffee out laughing HAHAH! love it.

[@SilverTomMedia]

"You're gonna be serving three people, and so.... ...you're gonna be serving Threeople." _Brilliant._

[@youtuberson4077]

Serious question, my thermometer reads in farenheit, how do I switch it to Thermots?

[@stephendonovan9084]

You may be looking at a Fahrenheimeter, the designs are pretty similar so it’s understandable that you would be confused. In any case, if you must convert Fahrenheits to Thermomets, consult Ackermann’s algorithm for the easiest number.

[@sebastianchibrac4877]

Grurp.

[@losiglowful]

Remember to carry the 1!

[@madbbqer4343]

@@stephendonovan9084 which is 12.

[@stephendonovan9084]

@@madbbqer4343 Exactly. Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[@cassandraautumn6696]

me: *sees warning at the beginning* me: thanks for the heads up *turns my headphones up*

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

2:56 - Damn I didn't know we switched to Eorzean measurements

[@snipetysniper]

That throwback to Granny Dryden cooking poo really took me back to when I first lost my shit laughing at that joke 7 years ago

[@FriendlyKat]

“So, how much is plenty? I have a feeling my feet probably are.” LOL what?! XD

[@quantumblauthor7300]

"How many more are there?" "Everyone."

[@zulimations]

I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF AT “SMALLT”

[@hibiku757]

Alright listen man, you are my all-time favorite modern ytp-er. The stuff you make is full of quality edits and honestly some of the funniest keks I have EVER seen in ytps, no matter what era they came from. I love your "wow it's made" series and can't breathe at some of the jokes you make. Unbelievably talented creator; don't stop this anytime soon.

[@seahorsemafia]

this had me absolutely dying. Dathings, you just keep getting better and better

[@dhwwiiexpert]

5:02 "Never try to cook!" Me: Gee, thanks Sonic!

[@pontiffsulyvahn7442]

Good to see your sense of humor hasn't changed

[@Kezza1919]

Back to your best with this. “Threeople” killed me...

[@PyronusSouria]

The best part of being an alcoholic is when you watch a DaThings YTP drunk, forget it, and get to enjoy it twice

[@ryles5069]

Pog to Ellie DaThings for the audio warning

[@omegagiratina3090]

"Cup, Cup, Cup, and a Qup" Ha ha ha! I get the last one cause it almost sounds like Cup but with a "Q" sound at the beginning. I love that part

[@raynboapocalyps21]

I appreciate the warning about the audio, but there really should've been some warning about the math equation :/

[@LittleGenieBaby]

In fact, long ago, people used their body parts!

[@kenkarsonn]

I laughed way harder at “electric brother” than I should have

[@metalizedLV]

My car when i want to drive out my house on a weekend 0:37

[@lautaromaria6040]

0:15 "Why is my food breathing?" Ah, I see we have an Omega Mart costumer.

[@DeconTheed92]

4:39 oh fuck it’s Big Beat Jonathan

[@90sallthewaybaby]

great vid :D I miss the good old days of just enjoying a YTP and not having a care in the world.

[@fim-43redeye31]

Putting in these disclaimers is really good of you. I may not benefit from them personally, but I'm thankful that you do it.

[@chocolol9427]

3:32 Then you'd beat him up. *whisking intensifies*

[@click1774]

A good way to measure showers is by using Soup or Smash Brothers' Go and take a shower mode

[@TheRealFlenuan]

He looks like an older version of Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker and that just makes it so much better

[@markmcpheters]

"YOU'VE RUINED YOUR DINNER!" "NOW!" "Have you been in a kitchen? If yes,you've witnessed failure in the kitchen"

[@heyadanny4497]

Good Lord! I really love your work, man! Please never stop making these! I always laugh until I cry cause the jokes will just keep adding up and just when I expect one thing, you deliver a whole new experience that stays with me! Thank you

[@Keetz]

So glad you're making YTPs of instructional cooking videos, they are such an underrated source. Considering making an Adam Ragusea YTP one day myself lol

[@AlphabetSoupABC]

How many thermomets in a gallon though?

[@zealferal]

Two and a half cups of cups.

[@thepotato_666]

@@zealferal cups don't work

[@kuruk0115]

About 5 miles.

[@kc8876]

This is one of your best poops in a while. Well done.

[@DottorIndigo]

The best sequel to the best ytp I've seen in a while

[@CustomsByOrangeH]

Audio quality too high. Noisepuppet is spinning in his presumptive grave :v

[@ciaobella65]

You can whiz in a kitchen... Never mind

[@EnderSheeper]

I like the vibe of this one. Thank you for creating this. I appreciate it.

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

"Measuring tools to measure measurements" I feel like my brain is going to break

[@wingedcatgirl]

"Pounces are the best unit of measure!" -a cat, probably

[@vanessa_official.212]

0:25 OMG. Thank you DaThings. 😊🖤 Here I give you, in a reserve, a cookie with milk. ➡️ 🍪🥛 You deserve it.

[@doodlebug7]

I have never seen a ytp with a tw and I genuinely appreciate it

[@Hammi4Real]

2:31 I actually laughed out a bit loud at this, well done.

[@ejaokay]

2:01 Human centipede?