{YTP} ~ Farcette (All Cutscenes)

Eff Daimur, the traitorous dumdum!
Originally a video game mod for Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore which you can learn about here: • Farcette AVAILABLE NOW...
Cutscenes are not shown in strictly-chronological order, but in such a way that makes for decent cinema and so the main story beats and bosses are spread out.
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[@enlongjones2394]

Things to do with shards * guard them with your life * guard them in your prison * guard your prison with your life * guard your prison with your prison guards * imprison the shards * imprison your guards * let Daimurr take the shards anyway. * “shard it” * imprison the guards again

[@Artificer_]

uh… uhh… Ten four, Master!

[@pcgamingandmore3608]

Wow such wise words, You have Inspired me.

[@TheRealBatabii]

*do this

[@gordonwiley2006]

What I want to know is, where's the caveman?

[@lisatroiani6119]

don’t forget: -eat

[@gyromothman]

We've truly come full circle haven't we

[@sonofsurge4516]

Some would say it's a circle of beauty

[@Danominator]

Yes, we've truly come full farcircle

[@TeeJayRivers]

We do this

[@SonicPman]

We did it all over again (sorry, obligatory)

[@strikermodel]

Yes, we've do this

[@cyancat5451]

"I can't stop drinking crude oil" Oh no, she's contracted americanitus

[@TheClockhead]

Really crude joke (ironi!!!!)

[@Porygonal64]

She can't stop drinking c.....

[@fretless58]

30:01 Since the day I animated that scene, I have been eagerly waiting for someone to sentence mix it so Duke Nodelki says "I will FART forever!" Thank you so much for this, it's amazing!

[@DaThings]

Thank you for your astounding work on the game 💜

[@TeffiniWynn]

"I do this" is quickly entering my regular lexicon because of this 37:20 hearing my own voice work mixed into "HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? GOD YOU'RE PATHETIC" still rocks this was such a delight

[@espelhodasconstelacoes]

Man you rocked fr, God bless ya and Jesus loves ya!

[@roxygaming5968]

I really do love Mario coming in as Arzette sobs over her father and gently suggesting she book a therapy session. He's just randomly there to offer sage advice. I like to imagine he's always just offscreen ready to pitch in with helpful tips.

[@Turner_Strait]

The royal counselor if you will

[@roxygaming5968]

@@Turner_Strait I absolutely will.

[@aldar8240]

@@Turner_Strait the royal counselor (the rounselor, if you will)

[@TeeJayRivers]

"My only tip is to help folks in need. That'll probably steer you on the right path" -Quote from the normal (non-YTP) version of this game

[@bugjams]

If you need instructions, on how to grieve, check out the enclosed therapy session!

[@Prismadoll]

2:06 "Take these shards and guard it with your life, and guard it in your prison, and guard your prison with your life, and guard it with your prison guards, and imprison these shards for life, and imprison your prison guards, so that I may take each of these shards and shard it with my life, and imprison your prison guards in your prison again." But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?

[@alfonshedstrom9859]

But if he's the sheriff and we're out here?

[@davidhileman8567]

We've gotta get him to the MALT SHOP!

[@axew3127]

In your moms house

[@ambersummer22]

@@axew3127 r/whoosh

[@axew3127]

@@ambersummer22 no I get the joke just fine.

[@Chokun-Gaming]

I love how they specify that it's crude oil every time

[@Scharfster]

the black stuff that comes in barrels

[@dopey473]

Cause it's a specific reference

[@ThatFoxxoLeo]

@@dopey473 What's it a reference to?

[@dopey473]

@@ThatFoxxoLeo a zoobe video of a witch with someone talking about drinking crude oil, just look up I love drinking crude oil

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

​@Scharfster they cant stop drinking it, they just cant.

[@CassiusStelar]

The cute demon girl being addicted to crude oil got me

[@Slimurgical]

Her name is Zazie according to the VA, fun fact.

[@CassiusStelar]

@@Slimurgical i knoe dat

[@SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower]

Real oil hours

[@iidoyila_live_]

that's so me. it's better than coffee or blood to a demon. it is fermented over millenia!!

[@galaxycamerata]

My favorite part is the text for her sidequest after you give her the oil where she recovers from the addiction and gives basically the opposite of that entire cutscene in text form

[@thecintokrator1203]

25:55 The teary-eyed "father?" at him eating the shroom got a real good laugh out of me.

[@dashcamandy2242]

10:09 - The change from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" to "Yellow" was an undubitably-unexpected moment.

[@alicec2033]

It's been living rent free in my head for like 3 weeks now, help. It's the most mildly amusing thing in the world to me

[@gracesalay4834]

this is the best advertisement for drinking crude oil I've ever seen

[@camwoodstock]

you know, the black stuff that comes in barrels?

[@glitchmaster2672]

I CAN’T STOP

[@Drgreal]

​@@glitchmaster2672the loneliness

[@camwoodstock]

Farcette is like the Splat Tim of the KZbin Poop world. She do this.

[@gododoof]

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[@JunGaGotoku]

Its him!

[@cousinlaszlorobinson8253]

MEMORY UNLOCKED HE DOES IT!

[@glitchmaster2672]

I think Tim should leave

[@QwertyChavez]

He does it...

[@HBMmaster]

[spoilers] things Arzette does: * find crude oil and chains * bring me something * bring me star jewelry * SooS * get Dave's waves back into me * help me (in exchange for protection against Death Clues) * turn this here into a flower * ask Tim to leave * get 'em * destroy Daimur things Arzette does not: * bring me some Starry to quench my thirst * find something real (NOTE: she wants to do this, but there's nothing she can do) * join us (power is awesome) * embrace the evil darkness * claim this kingdom as her own (WE do this)

[@aldar8240]

worth noting is that while she *thought* she could ask Tim to leave, she ended up killing him, meaning she don't do this, but believes she can

[@OrigamistGabriel]

Things Arzette does not: * think

[@rocklee7737]

I really thought the list was just gonna say "this"

[@Danominator]

She do this! All this!

[@dIancaster]

Arzette also refuses to collect weed for the hooved blacksmith.

[@JoeTAC]

I watch this.

[@fernhausluv44]

I do not watch this.

[@vietthanhle810]

We watch this, all of us, together.

[@jaysefgames1155]

no one watches this

[@Bluhmann]

i dont think

[@GarlyleWilds]

"I do this" is about to enter my permanent referential vocabulary thanks to this mod. You do this.

[@TeeJayRivers]

27:37 I feel like the word "art" gets thrown around a lot these days, but this scene? This scene is art.

[@bugjams]

"Gee, it sure is boring around here!" *[APPLAUSE]* "There, I said it, can I go now?"

[@dennislessing643]

Everyone lost their minds in the live chat

[@mrjprice3]

Yeah this is gold. I do this.

[@redacculous]

This whole poop is art tbh

[@JamotHica]

fart*

[@roxygaming5968]

"I do this" (and its variants) counter: 4:59 - "I do this." 8:15 - "I do this." 8:20 - "Uh, I don't do this." 8:26 - "I do this." 12:29 - "I do this." 12:33 - "Uh... I find this." 17:01 - "I do this." 18:14 - "Nope, but I do this." 20:49 - "I do this." 26:51 - "I do this. Promise!" 29:15 - "I do this." 29:31 - "I don't do this." 37:12 - "It's time I do this. Me. I will do this. For good." 37:33 - "Why do this?" 38:29 - "I did do this." 38:34 - "You all also do this. On this day forward... we do this! All of us! Together!" 38:41 - "Wow! Cool! We do this! ...But what do we do?"

[@nickel7o740]

You do this

[@galaxycamerata]

"I do this" she said lesbianly

[@DaVince21]

Thanks for doing this.

[@The_Wall7283]

​@@galaxycamerata she is not

[@Nickcheezy]

@@The_Wall7283 I don’t do this 💀

[@JouvaMoufette]

You sentence mixed the phrase "sentence mixed"? Incredible.

[@jebusfox]

32:59 is a deeply underated bit i love it so much

[@francescomena8181]

what's going on?

[@DogsRNice]

@@francescomena8181nothings going on

[@raenox1258]

​@@francescomena8181nothing !

[@abithapa9099]

​@@raenox1258 Something's going on.

[@kalmyck3472]

I am in incredible pain because I cannot find the sauce. But surely SOMETHING must have happened? Unless...Nothing happened...

[@GolemAvalanche]

I love how offended the vampire guy is. "You didn't need to kill the Duke, I just asked you to persuade him to leave so he'd stop crapping in my castle. I was planning an elaborate breakfast for you, but no longer."

[@Moonlitdarksword]

11:20 ...okay, Dathings, get it out of your system, I guess.

[@iteachvader]

Just gonna leave this here for mice- I mean, myself. 4:00

[@SeaJayLY]

23:40 the most relatable character in the entire game :)

[@lorrainemackey4851]

… w h a t ?

[@MagikalKrabical]

Me when I'm a goat youkai with the ability to eat anything

[@Kyezoar]

16:50 This is the best description for any kind of firearm ever.

[@camwoodstock]

It'll shoot! It hurts!

[@oi_bruv]

Wow. Thanks!

[@neosaver]

21:36 : That was the best part, Mario telling us to book a therapist session.

[@spacer7205]

the subtle implication that the pair of idiots literally living alongside the king apparently didn't notice he'd been turned into a mushroom by the bad guy, and had to recieve a written letter from the bad guy to realise it, is utterly hilarious

[@PunYT]

30:29 made me lose my shit. Her rage-filled expression, compelled to make sure he's dead after what happened to her father. I love that sort of stuff.

[@BirbMain]

I just cant stop watching this video I just cant stop watching this video I just cant stop watching this video You know the video on that's on KZbin I just cant stop watching this video It is tantalizing. It is addicting. It is a delicacy!

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

I watch this.

[@gavinaccurrsedd6419]

@@FriskDrinksBriskUh, I don’t watch this

[@Danominator]

A 40-minute YTP based on the entire cutscenes collection of a CD-i inspired video game? Now THAT feels like a farce. Thanks for all you do, Ellie!

[@pokeguy1p]

How'd you comment 15 hours ago if the video was posted 10 hours ago

[@Danominator]

@@pokeguy1p The Premiere showed up early. Or I'm a time traveler. Take your pick of whatever is cooler.

[@pokeguy1p]

@@Danominator ah, I see, a trav timeller, very cool

[@aldar8240]

@@pokeguy1p ah, ice. very cool. a trime taveller. I see. cool.

[@Danominator]

@@aldar8240 Time travel? I do this.

[@grandbean9031]

They're kept in a dungeon. And I don't have the key to the dungeon! *Hands over key* Anymore.... *wink* That's incredible

[@delsin1126]

Zelda CDI comes out, we make ytps of it. A spiritual successor to the games come out and you make a YTP mod out of it. Simply incredible

[@harrisonmoore3841]

2:45 I somehow saw the next joke coming, and it made me laugh even harder. You have good taste in humor

[@skunkyemerson809]

“Don’t you think I know what happens?!” “How’d this happen?” “I have no idea.”

[@khaosinkorporated9493]

As someone who has not played Arzette, I was genuinely trying to figure out if certain parts were voice-mixed or not. That’s how you KNOW they replicated the CD-I style! And I never thought a YTP mod would ever made of anything! Creative concept and executed perfectly!

[@Bluhmann]

23:59 Making Zazie say "barrels" by using the "air" in "fairy dust" from the fairy. Smart.

[@beingsactual]

14:40 A group session of re-conceptualizing climbing a ladder

[@ironicdivinemandatestan4262]

2 tickets to the Wompty-Dompty Dom Centre

[@FinDan07]

what i learned: 1. Arzette doesnt think 2. Arzette does this

[@Sheskindarealforthatatleast]

I do this.

[@TheBonkleFox]

WE do this!

[@KumaPaws376]

19:44 I wish that was me Vinny brought me here from his Sunday stream - Vinesauce

[@YokaiDisorder]

Vinny really lost his mind at the oil part

[@santiagohunson6173]

21:13 That Blue’s Clues/Chuckle Vision combo reference was….GENIUS👌🏻

[@ethan.aproductions5159]

*W E E J U S* *G E N I U S* (That rhymes!)

[@skapokonroll]

Glad to see that the chainsaw sword cutscene is as awkwardly long as in the original

[@SeppelSquirrel]

If you haven't played the game with the mod, you're missing out on about 10% of the content. There are a bunch of hilarious messages throughout the game. Items have been given new names, some locations are renamed, and there's additional dialogue that I love, including Zazie not wanting crude oil anymore and instead wanting souls! It's so good! Even attempting to use a rope in Faramore City is funny.

[@Guji198]

the zazie wanting souls bit is in the base game too

[@SeppelSquirrel]

@@Guji198 Yes, but it's been changed to match how she can't stop drinking oil.

[@CarvelComix]

2:50 killed me.

[@lecapitaine1017]

Mommy.

[@dusk-amethyst]

15:55 "Allow me to f*ck off!" got me like 🤣🤣

[@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl]

This video made me add "I do this." to my everyday vocabulary.

[@idolevin8795]

Why do I love Arzette's voice though? It's so smooth.

[@jonathanexcalibur5268]

She is really good. Made me like the character a lot.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

And her VA, no joke, is named Angel Haven Rey.

[@lunatpr5594]

Love how Arzette goes from ambiguously gay in the original to openly calling one of the bosses mommy in this.

[@maxxatom]

“Wow, W. You’re peak. You’ve really got the f-king waves.” This dude represents all of us

[@MFDelta]

The princess is a doer, not a thinker.

[@horaciogonzalez4284]

She doesn’t think.

[@trollbreeder2534]

She do this.

[@throwawwy53]

the balls to put the raw unedited footage of Wolf Among Us into the ytp mod. you are amazing, dathings

[@JenniferSmith-xz2vy]

She does this.

[@Torjuz]

21:10 - For the ultimate joke in this

[@mendenhall0239]

major respect for adding subtitles, and subtitling all the YTP gibberish. major respect

[@bugjams]

10:08 The bit of the music being "Blue" by Eiffel 65 then changing to "Yellow" by Coldplay was hilarious, oh my god

[@bloodrunsclear]

‘I will unlive!’ It was nice of him to be advertiser friendly

[@FizzyK-45]

Never in my life did I think I'd see a KZbin Poop mod for a video game, but knowing that Arzette is literally a love letter to the Zelda CD-i games, I think it fits perfectly. ❤

[@drakesaysgaming1911]

Idk why it was the joke that got me hardest, but the the tiny little face on Arzette in the second "MOMMY" cutscene (maybe Zelda's?) made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my fuckin' chair jfc Thank you for this absolute love letter to this game Ellie, it was a treat to see how many goofy little ideas and running jokes you came up with as it went.

[@useruser-tc7xx]

"If I only could possibly commit sins of the flesh" is by far my favorite line of this whole amazing ytp 😆

[@Nickcheezy]

20:55 mommy um I mean mommy

[@rotomfan63]

When even the boss is sick of people horny posting about them

[@mitchdouglas9844]

21:17 - Weejus!

[@roninnozlo9544]

blue’s clues reference btw

[@rinmixx]

Sneff!

[@brightorangepants]

we're the new postmen

[@rockethero1177]

I wanna check me wheeeerabooouts

[@matthewbolf7353]

I’m 69th like

[@galaxycamerata]

In a mod where everyone seemingly refuses to leave dead air, I love the choice to make Rudy - the one guy who seemed happy to speak for hours if you'd let him - barely say any more than three words at a time, and none of that dialogue is in a cutscene. It feels uncomfortable in a funny way.

[@bugjams]

It's... uh... a speck. Avast ye matey! A speck. Puts all specks into speck-perspecktive, huh? You're interesting! Much re-speckt!

[@LimeHunter7]

13:57

[@hollyfelis4197]

i like the underlying themes of Arzette being a gay furry. i'm always a big fan of a gay-face princess.

[@roninnozlo9544]

three of the most obvious ones back to back, too.

[@lethargicrush6203]

I learned so much. Arzette dosent think, and she do this. I really just can't stop drinking crude oil!

[@Bluesit32]

"Unlike you, Princess, I will unlive!" I don't know why that makes me laugh so much.

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

23:35 Best part

[@slimeking4777]

Agreed

[@snorka1943]

I love that Duke Nodelki is just consistently all about poop and fart jokes.

[@cpucat]

You ALREADY finished this!? I thought this would take like a year based on the community post. I shouldn't have underestimated your YTP efficiency! wow

[@bugjams]

She do this.

[@Bluesit32]

You do this.

[@DogsRNice]

I do this

[@lunameriweather7693]

@@DogsRNice we do?

[@thebiolibrary5572]

@@lunameriweather7693 We do this.

[@lunameriweather7693]

@@thebiolibrary5572 "no- there's nothing you can do"- snail dude

[@Bluesit32]

​@@thebiolibrary5572But what do we do?

[@YuumasLover-Zed]

24:27 "Hate to break it to you though, but you're one step too late. All the petroleum buried here is mine. And everything wrapped around it. Every joy, every curse, every convenience, every animosity, every desire. Every last drop of it is MINE! If some human wants to have it, it'll be over my dead body!"

[@VexWerewolf]

SEEES SASSS SUSS SOOOSS SAAAASSS AMONG US

[@LimeHunter7]

11:20

[@enlongjones2394]

@@VexWerewolf I think we made a mistake letting him into town.

[@BepisJones]

I absolutely hate that out of the entirety Ellie's amazingly executed, at times fully animated and edited, tremendously labor-intensive alteration of this entire unique videogame this stupid line is what had me do a spit take

[@MrBeardsley]

Why did “Oooooh, Pizza Hut fairy dust” make me laugh so hard

[@Fat4all]

i wasnt ready for that price is right "IM A PRINCESS" there's pepsi all over my monitor

[@vanessaquinn2162]

9:42 Yoshi's Island final boss immediately came to mind.

[@MozyOnIn]

19:36 YURI MOMENT!!!!!

[@tezereth]

So real

[@clavicull]

The Wolf Among Us ytp casually inserted was truly inspired

[@harlankian]

6:23 amazing

[@chungus100]

URLRL

[@Bloodletter8]

I've been watching YTP since around 2007, so watching this has all been quite an amazing journey to witness. Thank you so much for DO THIS.

[@simplsquam]

I cant stop drinking crude oil

[@kompaktkat]

0:15 Never thought I'd see Dazzeloids mentioned anywhere

[@Wii4a11]

Between the he amount of clever details in this YTP and the fact that it's an entertaining abridgement of the game it's based on, I'm happy to witness yet another masterpiece. I haven't seen a YTP of this caliber since Fall of Nottingham EDIT: I do this.

[@LukeFarias-lb1sd]

I guess I'll have to get dinner

[@luissemedo3597]

23:40 America be like

[@Double512]

every time someone says something then says it again with the words mixed together i lose it, instant split sides

[@Double512]

also [laughs both ways] might be the single best caption known to mankind

[@Ellie53real]

I do this.

[@aldar8240]

Arzette doesn't think, she do this

[@foxyshibata3783]

Good to see some of the lines that felt like they were made to be part of a YTP get their proper use. You do this.

[@meemogan]

She do this. But she *doesn't* think.

[@muttnick]

the bit at 27:37 was the best thing i've ever seen. i cried laughing

[@SeppelSquirrel]

I was hoping it would keep rotating past the sword. 😂

[@anon7090]

Just a llittle longer

[@JamotHica]

*quickly repositions arm and goes back to snail pace*

[@Bloodletter8]

*clink* BLAMM

[@SapkaliAkif]

I love that it ends with the family guy death pose

[@SmudgedSketch]

13:12 had me DEAD

[@MarioSonic46]

28:43 "He's dead."

[@LazyCatIsFat]

Hahaha, silly. I need oil. I can't stop drinking oil. I can't stop drinking oil! I just can't stop! I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know the black stuff that comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it. I just can't. It's tantalizing. It's addicting. It is a delicacy! I love it. I can't stop drinking oil. Crude oil! I can't stop guzzling it, gulping it down! I can't stop drinking crude oil!

[@notmyrealname7163]

I can't stop drinking C R U D E O I L!

[@cometnight0]

16:58 Almost forgot... SUS!

[@KinglyRed]

Heya, I voiced Dail, King Rahklin and various others in the game...this had me laughing to tears. I wish I could go back 15 years in time and show this to my YTP-obsessed self. Excellent work

[@SeppelSquirrel]

YOU'VE KILLED MEEEEEEEEEE Mommy.

[@MagicalPhi]

19:44 So glad that, despite everything, you managed to maintain the sapphic energy this game had. What a blessing

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

shoutouts to binny binesauce for completely losing it at that exact moment

[@muttnick]

not knowing the context of the source material makes it fantastic tbh

[@LEtheCreator]

Not only one of your longest, but also one of your funniest.

[@DogsRNice]

Clearly you have to make an hour long tf2 audio now