Dating A Cockney | Micky Flanagan Live: The Out Out Tour

"You're my cup of tea, you are!"
Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL KZbin Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL KZbin Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
#MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy

[@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1]

“I can’t call her The Occupier!” 3:38 😂😂😂🤣

[@pyroed7044]

Relax homeowner

[@mikewatte4478]

I once gave all the mail addressed to the occupier to my Israeli jew house mate

[@muppetarms14]

Morning Occupier, damn good show last night old girl.... Relax Home-owner, relax! Absolute Solid Comedy Gold!

[@kevone-eo6pq]

@@mikewatte4478 was he full jew or just jewish?

[@mareecarlick3467]

I'm grieving at the moment & watching this chap on KZbin is making me feel that things will get better!

[@barbaracook7142]

Awww, Best to you Maree x

[@shellyk5575]

Sending you love xxxxx

[@bigh6109]

Hope you doing better now than then. 👍🏼

[@adamm6052]

All the best

[@paulmccarthy6663]

Sorry for your loss, I hope you’re doing better now

[@johndcoffee632]

"It's 8 and a half quid for tomato on toast...."

[@simontennent6693]

£8.50 for tomatoes on toast. Love it 😂

[@jenogilvie-grant2636]

Ausome 🤣👍

[@fergussaint-john2535]

he must have been awesome to hang out with at school

[@noodles8203]

The reality they can afford to be woke.

[@rooneyrythm]

To be fair, she did look a bit posh and a bit dirty

[@sammyknighton]

The homeowner line is absolutely brilliant.

[@johnfothergill1581]

A bit posh and a bit dirty,no you don't look posh,i nearly spat my tea over the telly lol.

[@sameermustafahraza2093]

0:10 😂😂

[@MysteriousBreeze]

Everyone’s nearly spitting their tea out these days 😂

[@seanjosephhayes]

I said “it’s eight n’ ‘alf quid for tamato on toast now fackin go n’ get it!” 😂😂😂

[@ElfSixDave]

Can't get enough of the crafty cockney. Love it.

[@leemason5953]

Always get me laughing mickey👍👍👍😂🤣

[@hayleypbop6997]

No one talks about that journey from a working class childhood like this man does. 😂

[@lucyspooner1673]

God i get this as a child of East End parents. Memories 😂

[@musashidanmcgrath]

Dublin born and bred, the Cockney ways and stories can be related to 100%. Top lad, Micky(you're probably half a Paddy anyway, with the Flanagan name) I've actually done the post thing meself many times. Worked a charm every time. It was either the post or plan B - the fridge magnets. :D

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

Alot of Cockney's have Irish, Scottish and Welsh heritage.

[@ancientfuture9690]

"It's eight and a half quid for tomato on toast, now fucking go and get it!" 😂😂😂😂

[@lemmybon3100]

Trying to throw 4 darts! 😂😂

[@kb9072]

'Chomped on someone's carpet' Now that's a phrase i will remember.

[@rocky7173]

Back then we had carpets !!!!

[@lorrainewadsworth9019]

Im a Northerner born bred and incredibly proud. Just have to say though he is The best thing to come out of the South., theres definitely No North /South divide when hes on stage, hes bloody brilliant., chooses topics that we all 'get' irrespective of class, culture, age, anything. A truly natural funny funny man.

[@mobiusfugue2582]

I think what you are trying to say is that he's from the working class. They do exist down south, you know... you facking cant. ;)

[@bengrizzlyadams6187]

No difference at all a part from bruschetta that comes with fried Mars bars. :)))

[@ronpeers1363]

A truly funny man when he leaves prostate cancer jokes out.. But maybe he's working on the one about the young woman with breast cancer... Her kids would love a good laugh since they. Also lost dad to prostate cancer.. Aarrgh that was hilarious.... Karma mick..

[@napoleonbonaparte7883]

@@ronpeers1363 So anything that's not affected you personally then? Comedy has no boundaries my friend. If its funny its allowed, that is comedy. Sorry for your loss.

[@hill16gs83]

North, south, east, west it's just a joke we laugh cause we all relate

[@maxyneryan]

These clips are getting me through lockdown - my fave comedian by far

[@M1heavey]

Hadn’t really heard much of him till recently probably one of the best about just now

[@ajalvin2012]

Absolutely, if Micky Flanagan doesn't make you laugh... Somein wrong wiv you bruv 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fauntleeeeroy]

Get through lockdown by fucking ignoring it

[@krisjohnson9011]

I’m watching these back to back with a trapped nerve, killing me to laugh but can’t stop. 😂ffs

[@L_Martin]

2:14 "Tri-bune-er-al" 😂 didn't get the laugh it deserved

[@joetant6260]

This had me in stitches never let's me down!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@keithglover2483]

Micky Flanagan is by far the best comedian that's ever been around for a long time now he's funny and fresh there's nobody near him he's most definitely the funniest comedian I've ever seen

[@deslawson2662]

Punctuation helps people understand comments

[@stoolpigeon4285]

@@deslawson2662 If you didn't understand that, then school helps people understand words

[@stoolpigeon4285]

@Georgina Orwell I didn't say he said it was impossible. Understand better

[@andyjames9734]

Best ever been around for a long time?

[@waynus2021]

@@andyjames9734 🤣🤣

[@stephenizzy1]

Chomped on some body"s carpet 😂

[@vischetty7736]

He’s not wrong, bit dirty, bit posh is the bomb 😎

[@mapleacer9925]

Bruschetta …its 8 and a half quid for tomatoes on toast. Puts it into perspective.

[@elberno4243]

"Tribune-ral" cracks me up

[@plowry9422]

Love him. Feel like I know him. He's so funny and never get tired of laughing at him. Cheers you up big time.

[@LisaMurray-vr1ws]

It brings back so many mercies I grew up the 70

[@Gazza-zg2tr]

This guy is brilliant best comedian by far.

[@juliandlamb]

Don’t watch this at work, laughing that loudly always gets a stare 🤣

[@dylanharrington744]

Did he say "tribuneral"? That must be cockney for tribunal. Gotta love his honesty tho. My Mrs does it all the time and I think, I don't even know these people, why should I care if they are shit at their job. But I keep up the illusion of the listening face.

[@leec6424]

It's called an accent you b8llend

[@cleoldbagtraallsorts3380]

@@leec6424 More of a dialect word, it's also used by people in East Anglia.

[@chrisacres]

He says ‘drownding’ instead of ‘drowning’ in the Saga holidays sketch. That always makes me laugh. OOOO POLDARKS DAAN, POLDARKS DAAN.

[@samcarter5576]

Haha I’ve listened to this so many times and I finally got the homeowner bit 😂

[@NZYOGAGIRLLarissa]

Relax homeowner lol 😆 😂

[@darkgaming1857]

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[@reneethorn145]

"If you've chomped on someone's carpet you should remember their name, call me old-fashioned." 🤣

[@MrBrownnn696]

The woman was beautiful

[@ol2510]

milf

[@garethhackett869]

Saw him in Sheffield fucking legend

[@FIMOE123]

That awkward moment when you know a boots consultant are what they call people on the tills.

[@goweresque]

Thats what I thought. Or the saleswomen on the makeup counters. Maybe Micky realised that but pretended otherwise to save the lady's blushes. Especially as he'd just called her a bit posh and a bit dirty!

[@terencejay8845]

No. I dated a 'Boots No7 Consultant' for three years. They're the dolls on the expensive make-up and perfume counter and wear a different uniform. Top of the Sales tree. I also had 'sample' bottles of every men's aftershave. Looking back, she was the nicest GF I ever had.

[@mrrolandlawrence]

its £8.50 for tomato on toast... so true.

[@afc358]

2:17 "Don't get involved, she's gone to a tribuneral"

[@sameermustafahraza2093]

“Hold on a minute Eric!” 3:23 😁

[@andytraill]

100% done the looking for name clues on the way down the stairs, much more than once.

[@Robcatist]

Chomping on someone’s carpet 😂

[@petermernagh9991]

How high up are you in boots? She missed a major opportunity here to answer "about 5 foot 10"

[@danemartin2647]

Wen he said how high up are you in boots, she should have said 5ft 9" 🤣

[@MicIsaSopBre]

Or, top shelf

[@MI6-AGENT-007]

Booze not boots

[@courthogan3140]

What’s boots mean? Is that a UK term, I don’t get it

[@MysteriousBreeze]

Relax home owner 😂

[@mindspirit179]

I think Homoaner is a beautiful name.

[@bazza224]

I just had a peep at this Mickey, I like peeping 😋

[@ukgraffitiwalker8846]

My favourite sketch from him ❤️🤣🤣

[@superamario6464]

Jumped on someone's carpet... Brilliant!

[@secretmermaidgirl2878]

CHOMPED ie chewed, not jumped!!

[@angelaknowles8189]

Bloody brilliane comedy. ya gotta just love this GUY xx

[@smith0779]

Can't call her The occupier 😂😂🤣🤣

[@RogueZebra83]

It’s 8 half quid for tomato on toast now fu*king go get it 😂

[@BentleyLifeStylePhotography]

"How high up are you in Boots?" Me : 'about 5'9" ' 😉😆Jeez Micky makes me laugh! ❤

[@thezanzibarbarian5729]

When it comes to my missus talking about her friends at work, I now have to make use a Microsoft Excel spread sheet that I can go back to it and update it so I don't forget what she's just been nattering on, and on and on about 8-))... A pocket voice recorder is paramount to the success of my spreadsheet too ;-))...

[@calvinmarkpayne]

"240!"

[@samgraham9754]

Bloody brilliant! Need to see you live!

[@zoraz4867]

My fav comedian, hands down!! ❤️

[@Chris-wj8fz]

It's not about our favourite comedian it's about stories that you have but lock away...stories not who happened to tell them

[@zoraz4867]

@@Chris-wj8fz I don't understand what you mean?

[@JoJo-xz6fw]

Hilarious 🤣

[@SHANEIZOID]

Genius 👏👏👏😂😂

[@onlyme9254]

Dear pm can we please have a longer lock down n more mickey Flanagan vids!

[@scottishseaangler659]

Homeowner! Hilarious!!!

[@gary8862]

😂

[@lukey9220]

Home owner.... Read my mind 😸

[@fogvarious2478]

My friends catchphrase was .. you love it you slag ..it's even hidden in a ps1 game as a level code 😁..he's so much like Micky also it's funny

[@brianlove8353]

This guys amazing

[@bonkeydollocks1879]

240!! " hang on a bit Eric" 😅

[@lifeslessons9889]

Relax homeowner lol 😂

[@seanengland2060]

Chomp I’m someone’s carpet! Absolute gold!😂😂😂

[@davidbowles4196]

and he tottenham come on you spurs

[@MrBrownnn696]

Relax homeowner relax !!!

[@eoghandridl1007]

Old on a minute eriiic!!

[@donnablackman3954]

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@TKO_thekindone]

I’m tellin ya Mick! I’m coming to see you on tour live my friend before I kick the bucket. 🤣🤣 proper cockney comedy love it. Your fan from the east end. Ak

[@ISellSigals]

Love it.

[@Laura......]

Boots. Lmao

[@KnjazNazrath]

ngl, callin' a girl home owner in today's economic climate is like caliin' her the queen. Might as well be if she's paid of a mortgage.

[@JanetMcquillan-q9g]

Very funny man. No filtre, love ıt

[@WHUFC71]

Watching these is stopping me ending my life after my wife of 20 years asked for a divorce! Said she didn't want to be with me anymore

[@dnichs7739]

Mate if that's the case, I don't know your personal situation but look at it like this, don't take a long term solution to what may be a short term problem. You've got a chance to meet someone new, or just get to know what you want better. Either way stay positive and enjoy being alive mate, single or married, life's a total ride mate. 👍🏾

[@benkent4395]

Keep going brother! Anyone that doesn't want you is no longer right for you, frees you up for the next chapter of life. Don't end it prematurely my friend it can get better! Hope you're doing good man x

[@jackmehoffe9372]

Chin up mate

[@tammy8028]

Soo funny, hahahha!

[@theoneandonlykctcb6366]

Micky is a great proper British comedian, just a pity there was only a few dvds brought out.

[@Srw-em6iq]

What is a boots consultant?

[@ironsmtb2040]

🙌🔥🔥

[@donllaves8496]

Lovable lavabowl

[@distantcoff7391]

Was that Homeowner? Or Ho moaner? It's 'iz acccen init

[@RIXRADvidz]

eight and a half quid for tomato on toast. where's this affordable dining establishment? Knightsbridge????

[@graceygrumble]

It's all about the ambi-ah-nce!

[@PaganPunk]

Total Legend 🥰

[@veganvocalist4782]

🤣😂

[@alanstuartwatt2455]

Has Micly made guest appearances on East Enders yet?

[@jasonn6306]

I thought it was going to be a joke aimed at boomers

[@popkornflake]

3:05

[@leedaughtrey6587]

Anyone here after the whole women hate men saga

[@kirkferguson5821]

Its a shared casa with my swarf deeded

[@elainepaterson7937]

Omg hilious well dun

[@lanemaund5097]

You are so talented 😂

[@1212341234alan]

ROFL 🤣

[@smythharris2635]

Viva Capitalism!!!

[@ladylove3636]

240

[@rjpender70]

So funny

[@memofrf]

X

[@donuttime2507]

260 😆

[@stevep764]

The daddy