Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704

[@valve_is_better294]

I do appreciate being able to see a glimpse of the actual workplace relationships, they do seem like caring bosses, seeing how all the main crew has glowed up throughout the years and how they haven’t switched them out, they truly seem like a family

[@CADsAnonymous]

Olive Garden.

[@nickelodeann]

@@CADsAnonymous Vin Diesel.

[@valve_is_better294]

@@nickelodeann chloroform

[@brandonbuck3442]

Tom doing the "i don't like tomatos" voice is beautiful

[@4martch]

Who is Tom describing lol

[@Shmegaladonking]

​@4martch Tom's old friend that they had dinner with it was in last week's episode I believe

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Sounds like Woody Allen

[@thenamesPRINDLE]

Ryan vs Enny caught me SO off guard and I’m all here for it 🤣🤙🏼

[@sissyofFreemont]

I'm so confused, I'm an R word. Where did Ryan come from?! Who is this?

[@doingfreakythings9290]

​@@sissyofFreemont he runs YMH studio for Tom, Ennys boss

[@sissyofFreemont]

@@doingfreakythings9290 thanks mommy, love you

[@thenamesPRINDLE]

@@sissyofFreemont he says when he first comes out that he swore he’d never come on camera. I’m assuming he’s the office manager/one of Tom’s top personnel and therefore Ryan is Enny’s boss. Enny works for Tom, but Ryan is his boss.

[@doingfreakythings9290]

​@@sissyofFreemont love you too

[@lukeduncan503]

The ymh crew shit talking each other was fantastic, definitely would watch an entire episode of this

[@valve_is_better294]

Dude this was an iconic episode I love how on fire everyone in studio jeans was this day

[@vbrook04]

Thats why the shows are better when someone isnt coming everywhere.

[@kEaNeKlEiBeR]

His impression of ari shaffir complaining about food is so good

[@mbc-92]

Definitely hit the J on the head!

[@brianlogan4740]

Good lord the Ryan and E bits had me rolling. "That was the literal day of my heart surgery." 😂 "Aww 😢"

[@SheldonMLee]

When he came right back immediately with "ahh was that rough" I was dying

[@ItsJustEggy]

Enny really be pullin up with Danny Brown Energy when it came to the basketball discussion

[@projecttsukuyomi9909]

the way christina was describing ryan i was expecting an 80 year old man to walk out 🤣

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

Dude looks like Michael Fassbender

[@mattr7740]

😂

[@williamleiplein9799]

I was literally expecting Brenden Fraser, the whale 😂

[@hopfritx5045]

As someone who listens every week I came back to watch this one to see Ryan and even after listening to the whole thing I still expected him to be like a really terribly aged 50-60

[@Kabole0]

I just kept picturing Sickler 😂

[@JMU365]

I like seeing the CEO Tom. “As soon as he ok’s it, we set it up. Deal?” Savage.

[@PIRRONICA]

Idea: Make this basketball match a live event, get Draft Kings to put it on there, and people can bet on it. 😂

[@TrapMusicNow]

Whoever loses has to stand as a gimp in the show in complete silence and every so often Tom and Mommy just throw things at them and shout “get back to your corner”

[@drivehard2395]

They need to Blair Witch that shit in the corner.

[@chrisimus1625]

Getting Enny into a gimp suit would be the greatest thing ever bahaha

[@zeroa69]

That would be great but im more into forcing him to shit on cam. Take him to a shit spa!

[@dwaynesmiley9220]

This says a lot about you

[@chadschroyer3476]

😊

[@favorhousepacific]

I love that Christine's main marriage advice is "make sure you like to make fun of the same people" lol

[@schweber10]

But it IS legitimately good advice!

[@alexisnaranjo]

I mean.... works for us

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Me and my wife hate all the same people and laugh at them together. This is one of the cornerstones of our marriage. Laughing at incompetence is especially great.

[@brianmariano4793]

100% legit

[@MajesticPickle_]

One of the most bonding moments I've had was taking acid with my girl and people watching. We would see some weirdo and simultaneously look at each other with the same judgement.

[@bobbert24]

54:00 - So Tom gets a fishhook stuck, tries ripping it out, starts smacking the fish with the rod, then cuts the line and throws it back in the water? 🤣That's some Peter Griffin shit

[@kylemackenzie5371]

This is why I wake up and immediately start watching on Wednesday’s, instant good day 😅

[@jessickalush3305]

😥

[@ntutino1980]

Just finished Tom’s book on audio. It was better than expected. He does voices and accents. Good content

[@ja5304]

Gotta get it going BUD

[@thenamesPRINDLE]

This shit made me laugh harder than it should’ve 🤣 keep featheren’ it

[@WalkerRamsey]

Tom sneaks in the "he's dead now" and Jay completely missed it LMFAO

[@DaveSwart]

Ya know how astronauts say, “I’m covering the whole planet with my thumb!” Imagine Tom came on all of us, the whole planet, from space??? 🎉

[@SmickyD]

If they could design a suit that he could splurt from in a space walk I would pay ppv prices to see it.

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

I’ve never heard an astronaut be so gay as to say they’re covering the whole planet with their thumb.

[@DaveSwart]

@@KitchenerLeslie2 I guess SOME ways he uses them could have an impact. Just not this one.

[@felixmaican]

Doesn't make me feel good

[@Smoko-9]

​@@felixmaican doesn't make me feel not good

[@DavidWhispers]

"I wanna play a game that I shouldn't win and win anyway" Hell f*ckin ya man 👊👊 Also Christina dying at the back and forth had me rolling. Contagious. Such a good ep, people.

[@Cyxz666]

Christine: "I want my kids to be bloodthirsty warriors!" Also Christine: "Don't ride the scooter in the street!"

[@leojensen9270]

Christines kids are going to be in jail in a few years

[@trevorrichards6642]

Lmao every time Christina talks about how insane she lets/wants her boys to be, I can’t tell if she’s joking or not. “My boys aren’t going to be fuckin’ pussies, they punch grown men and I let them”

[@timturk1899]

Riding a bicycle, or a little 🛵 scooter like a Vespa, in Austin, TX is Extremely dangerous, beyond any other place I've been! Many "Hit and Runs", as around 25% of the population are "undocumented immigrants", who can't get a Driver's license or Insurance, but also can't be asked to show ID if they're "undocumented", as this is a Sanctuary City. How do they know they're "undocumented"? If stopped, they're asked if they are. If I was Mexican/American, I'd try to play "undocumented", if stopped for some reason, but I don't know anyone who's even thought of pulling this off..?! We have many others who drive with no license and use fake "Tags" for license plates. They don't keep track of moving vehicles like other places I've been, where windshield tags are read when Police cars drive towards you, through a laser like system..?! And that was 15 years ago in much smaller, Ithaca, NY. So it's strange they don't have that Tech here. They could, I'm sure, but that would really slow down much of the work getting done around here. That seems first and foremost..?! I know it's hard to believe, and I lived an extremely dangerous, crazy, Heroin filled life in the 90's, and have seen too much already! Yeah, Austin has so many "Hit and Runs". Not much I fear, but bad drivers who don't stop when they've hit something! This may be one of the biggest "Hit and Run" areas in Austin are happening mostly because of bad drivers. Pretty much all around..?!👍💯

[@Joel3351]

She had a full-panic helicopter mommy moment when scooters came up😂😂

[@StonkeyDomp]

She bought them a trampoline but won't let them ride a scooter......fuckin tok'd!

[@MrAberham33]

That was fantastic, Them going back and forth is had me rolling. Wednesday is always better with this pod

[@noonefromnowhere307]

"10g's" fuckin melted Nadev and I love it. Keep that gambling rehab on speed dial.

[@317Beastmode]

What if one day they put their sons on the pod and they actually have crazy deep voices and Tom was just trying to be as accurate as possible? 😂😂😂

[@kurt9034]

Dont im too high

[@jordanbyates]

The day Larson and Sickler realize The Crab Feast needs to come back is the day I long for.

[@Sean-wd2ph]

They need to bring it back so badly. Easily the best podcast of all time front to back. Rarely, if ever, a bad episode. Only a handful at most out of like what 300+? I love Sickler, and his stand up, and at first I was a huge fan of the honey dew but it’s just not as good as the crab feast. Something about Larson brings out the best in Sickle Cell. Larson deserves a massively popular podcast these days. He had Thruline or whatever it was called for awhile, I never listened much because I vaguely remember it not having guests, maybe. He needs to get himself a co host and get back into pods. Are you garbage is the closest I’ve come to finding a similar podcast in terms of content, and Larson crushed it on there.

[@scruf96]

You're not going to believe this who we have in the back, Jay and Ryan, get your asses out here, bring that Old Bay out here ans tell us some troubled childhood stories

[@Fryed_Bryce]

Sometimes i go back just to hear them touch pitches

[@johng.4711]

Ever since they stopped it’s been a Drab Feast 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

it ended for good reason, Jay is just a drag.

[@Sp00kyGxth1k]

random customer hit me with a "love you" as they left, i said "have fun in your moms basement" we both laughed

[@Justin-oq3bk]

That didn't happen

[@Sp00kyGxth1k]

@@Justin-oq3bk w.e you wanna believe cool guy

[@michaelcole8999]

I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick. Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"

[@michaelcole8999]

I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick. Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"

[@Daddy_Farquhar]

This is the best part of my Wednesday!

[@dangerrusss6996]

FUCK ITS WEDNESDAY ALREADY??!!..I GOTTA START PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION!!....LOL

[@pekerhed101]

I'm sorry.

[@valve_is_better294]

Hope it’s a good Wednesday mommy ❤

[@kristiskinner8542]

​@@pekerhed101 Sorry? YMH is the highlight of every true mommies wednesday- as it should be

[@KidBaklava504]

“Does the same person do her hair???” Man, that line got me!

[@kozmicflush980]

Me tooo

[@red0ctane19]

FTCF baby! So stoked for Larson to be on one of my favorite podcasts with the mommies.

[@joepiersma4768]

When I saw Larsons face on the thumbnail, it touched my pitch

[@red0ctane19]

@@joepiersma4768 Hell yeah my man!

[@tomgun8146]

AwwwwwwwwwWWWWW. He's divorced? 😢

[@joepiersma4768]

@@tomgun8146 sea turtle couldn’t hang

[@Sean-wd2ph]

Hey hey playah!

[@AmericanArgonaut]

Mommy's I love this channel/show so much, seriously the best parts of my week. No matter how the day is going you can always put YMH on and at some point you'll find yourself smiling and eventually laughing.

[@JorgeMartinez-yu8ob]

Christine: "Are they healthy?" Jay: "They're dead"

[@Anubis.6256]

I just imagine Eni playing basketball with 15 pounds of impacted feces in his intestines.

[@tonybragassa6855]

Taking the kids through the drive-thru now and the boys saying “You didn’t say I love you”, Lmmfao!!!

[@nightangelx1513]

You should have Tom and David the weatherman as commentators during the Enny vs Ryan game

[@TheDkbohde]

The trash talk had me crying on my way to work. Love YMH man

[@Dillonmac96]

What’s crazy is 4-6 years ago when I started listening to them they were doing this Same drive through bit and I love it

[@RPRsChannel]

*_"SPACE BURPS" should be the name of that Astronaut movie Tom and Bart wanted to make._*

[@Gooosblabla]

25:56 Tim's lightbulb moment... remembered Enny's kryptonite 🤣🤣

[@morganxavier]

The cool thing about these "I love you" drive thru videos is that they throw some love and positivity out into the community at a time when we desperately need it. ❤

[@meganlopez8241]

I work at a coffee shop and I told my coworker she should say “I love you” after taking orders at the speaker and she’s so smooth with it most people didn’t realize.. it was still killing me tho 😂 someone was like “uhhhuh…” 👀

[@mtzengarden]

Send them a video! Damn it 😂😂😂 I feel like they'd play that on an episode for sure

[@jasonbright3407]

Most celebrity comics come off as just big personalities/personas. Jay is the type of dude I want to hang out and be friends with. He seems like such a real guy.

[@eViLxDonahey]

Southgate, MI represent! Lmao

[@pronoia.]

When a dude is holding a fish he caught it's a genuine smile. The type of smile you can't just put on.

[@thatguythatpaints7093]

The studio basketball beef is LEGENDARY!!🤣❤️❤️

[@dot_t]

My Dad had a vintage Harley with a sidecar. He would pick my son up from school and take him for rides...my kid was the envy of all the kids who saw them! It was a great bonding experience for the two of them too! Love you Mommies! 👖❤️✨

[@ivonne0_0]

Your dad sounds like an amazing bad ass papa! ❤❤

[@dot_t]

@@ivonne0_0 Yes! He was! He's passed on, but he was the best! 👍🏼😎❤️

[@CollinJosephNeal]

Life goals is to have that relationship on camera with my wife and colleagues love it. Thanks so much for making this podcasts and videos and your team is amazing!

[@OrganicBriGuy]

I love the booth boys video editing during the opening theme music. Makes me laugh every time.

[@Cleffification]

My man @ 2:51 has mastered the DENNIS system.

[@jackl-uq8qv]

do you know that guys name or @

[@zachleprieur2871]

Jay Larson and Ryan Sickler right after each other? Feels like crab feast again

[@pdxfishing6840]

Five stars

[@drfarmer9452]

I wonder when the last time they touched pitches was...

[@Yeti974]

After watching Enny being confident thinking he was going to beat Joe Rogan on arm wrestling and loosing, I'm betting on Ryan😂

[@immortalskysovereign2974]

I'm the same as Enny. Something about beating someone that's supposed to be better than you just feels good

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

No, he just has a delusional sense of confidence like most young men do. Testosterone is a hell of a drug

[@Smoko-9]

​@@RolandSpecialSauce half full half empty

[@Smoko-9]

​@@RolandSpecialSauce why cant it be both haha

[@LukeTheobald]

Whoever loses 1v1 has to do open mic at The Mothership!

[@moseees9237]

I wish everyone could experience the joy Tom feels when he shows someone Bob the shit viewer.

[@elliottmanning4116]

Tom’s face when Christina found out Jay was short for Jason. 😂😂😂

[@anotherjewishsharpnicholas9425]

"That was the literal day of my heart surgery." I'm dead.

[@davecurling6716]

You gotta love the chemistry of everyone on this podcast. The honest perspective of each vastly different personalities is awesome to see. Keep em high an tight. Much love from sunny san portablo.

[@Kmbrgss]

I'm sitting here listening to this thinking "Is Jay literally the male version of me?" So many similarities it's eerie. Really enjoyed this episode, thank you guys for everything you do.

[@dougswamprat5275]

This episode was so good, after listening to the podcast at work I watched the vid as soon as I got home.

[@tycoda1]

Featherin it this morning

[@connormartinez436]

Tim and Kirsten dropping a new pod on my B-Day just made it 10x better

[@kristiskinner8542]

🎉Well Happy Birthday jean!!!🎁🎈👖

[@richardcharles9349]

Happy birthday mommy

[@BigfootDubs]

Happy birthday Conrad

[@DDRWesselink]

Happy Birthday, Mommy!!! 👖

[@mattmayo3539]

I’ve heard all the “I love you” puns when I was bud tending. I was told once by a nice older lady to “keep it moist!” As she walked out the door. My coworkers and I howled laughing. I was in tears.

[@Xxballin17xX]

The internal beef at ymh is priceless entertainment 😂 #teamenny 30k 🏀

[@ChesterFacePause]

The dude in the opening clip is just breaking down the D.E.N.N.I.S. system from its always sunny. 😂

[@kennethbandera3195]

That anus to perfect red lipstick product placement was 10/10 😂

[@dustynutz4982]

The opening clip guy has the best videos

[@gregdavis420]

Good mornings mommies!

[@doingfreakythings9290]

Whats so good about it, I've yet to have my scrum eaten this morning..

[@andrewscheelar9656]

It's hot out there. Dress for the weather. Watch for waspes.

[@benjaminhixson3918]

If we can’t get Elon to do it, on the next YMH live, you guys could pay for one of those zero gravity planes and film what it would be like in there. It’s a long tube as well, so it’s perfect for target practice! 🎯👖

[@anniewolfe2564]

I think the wildest thing about YMH is that they are the ones who gave us I love you at the drive-thru AND “where are the bodies Garth?!” 😂

[@inkandivy1794]

I'm a tattooist and I suggest she goes to get laser sessions and lighten it a few times and then get the artist who 100% f*cked up to line over it in white ink for FREE. The artist didn't use common sense, every tattooist knows to be super careful with placement to not change someone's body structure, eg a sleeve starting too high or low can make your shoulder/posture look better than without the tattoo or completely ruins your muscle/bone structure.

[@missp498]

Yeah she should definitely ask for some sort of compenating strategy. It's obvious that she is too nice to assert herself. Glad Tom is trying to get her to see that. Women do this all the time. We are too nice when people do bad shit to us we end up apoligising to them. Its so dumb that we raise women to be like this.

[@majahogan-bellavance1151]

As a person with a neck piece, I agree. Plus that gradient dot work is wayyyy to opaque for too long at the start.

[@Barbievel]

As a tattoo artist myself I must say I’ve never in my 31 years met someone who says “tattooist” lol

[@missp498]

@@Barbievel everyone says that where I come from. Maybe its different countries.

[@mcearl8073]

Tom kept saying that too and while that is the solution, I’d bet just about anything that she barely had the money to get the tattoo itself, multiple removal sessions are probably out of the question. I’d say the tattooist is responsible but that likely would never win a lawsuit or anything, especially now that she is on video saying she approved it when it was a stencil. I do feel bad for her, it looks absolutely awful. I honestly don’t even see what she was going for, her drawn on one looked pretty dumb too, it only appears to look good when compared to something way worse.

[@amyblackwood2259]

Waking up with the mommies!!!!

[@hereandtheresupply]

The neck tattoo made my week, thank you! You guys always instill important values that always help me out! It could always be worse...

[@ivanc3176]

“We do these things not because they are easy, but because I am hard” - Tom Segura as he blasts a 25mph space load in the space shuttle

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

1:35:24, these dogs sending the snake into another dimension is the funniest thing

[@setherikson7421]

I love that Tom played actual 21. Then people told him they only play to 11 these days. Oh how the times have changed

[@dennispugh7368]

I wanted this episode to cut, and just be Tom at the Vespa store all geared out actually buying one.

[@brittanyboucher3536]

Tim's fart with a wink is the same thing as Tina's fart mic

[@kristiskinner8542]

Feel like Tims fart with a wink is much more personal. Something most of the world will sadly never experience😢

[@anthonyzullo]

This is the best episode. Enny not fucking around. That "awe" lmao

[@mattbaker3348]

Take care of danny brown you guys,, he's a national treasure

[@user-cc9vw4mo6g]

He’s boring not funny

[@610zero]

@@user-cc9vw4mo6g you seriously dont find danny funny at all? lmao

[@kristiskinner8542]

National treasure? Fk no, nowhere close

[@mattbaker3348]

Some of yall need to tighten your jeans! ASK DANNY bit is always hilarious.

[@kimr2352]

The fact that Nick Simmons did a barista I love you video is THE greatest😂

[@billcombs874]

I think you should bring Adriana Chechik as a fluffer to space

[@Yeti974]

16:39 Humble Enny didn't last that much 😂😂😂😂

[@randy6169]

My wife has been farting and winking at me since we’ve been dating. I hate it more and more by the year 😂

[@jaybberwocky]

Every time, without fail, I find myself going "Meow meow meow meooooooooooow" along with Christine during the intros.

[@nicksilver_music]

Drinking coffee and ripping butts 🚬

[@jasonwinterton9369]

same baby!!!!

[@Indianaparadise]

I love how Tom says SALMON the first two times he says it 😂. Someone recommend a dating site for an old 50 year old lady with exotic cats 😂

[@traviskillian276]

These recent Jew accent Tom has been doing, has confirmed he is the accent champion 🏆

[@benjaminblakemore9704]

Wow, the insight into gift giving etc was truly cool man, I never realized that it's them that makes the gifting shity... not me the giver 😂😂❤❤

[@reptile489]

Hi Mommy Thanks Jeans

[@zg9445]

“Got a picture of me at the AGNC” 😂😂😂

[@RPRsChannel]

*_What happened with nAdav loosing weight and getting paid for it?_*

[@18raya]

Listening to how good a dad Jay is, honestly it's fantastic. You love to hear it dude.

[@LocChicago5]

I'm really surprised Tom and Christina have not hired paparazzi yet to follow garth brooks around asking where the bodies are

[@kyleofe2]

Why would they spend money when we do it for free? 😂

[@Ruckus333]

Plus hiring paparazzi to follow Garth is borderline stalking/harassment. But if we did it, it would be great

[@someguy8578]

Plus, G’s security isn’t gonna let you within 400 yards of him. It’s not like he’s rolling out in public ever.

[@Trashtrashtrashhh]

Anyone else initially think they meant post-op Sickler vs Enny?? I was so concerned 😂

[@dreamjackson5483]

Enny is such a proud man. He brings balance to the studio

[@wyattatkinson7322]

Great pick mommies! I love when comedians talk about real life shit f9r an hour instead of the ins and outs of comedy! Also, where the hell is yoshi and potter? Get them on asap!

[@Bobby2Stoned]

I like how the guy giving advice about women has a mic in front of him but he's still using his phone mic.

[@Thealchemistchef]

What’s his name on tiktok

[@michaeljacksin9367]

thank you my friend for be honest to viewers

[@mmmButter13]

I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and predict Tom says dating apps are for poor people.

[@charlespancamo9771]

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say you don't use them based on this comment

[@mmmButter13]

@@charlespancamo9771 yeah because I’m not fat, poor or single.

[@valve_is_better294]

@@mmmButter13 lmao chill out mommy

[@charlespancamo9771]

@@mmmButter13 just saying... they almost all require money now to work/work well enough to use. So it eliminates most poors.

[@popeye697]

That Garth Brooks song at the end is a killa 😂😂😂

[@PoopiteeScoop]

SAL-men? Lol tom wtf 1:16