ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711

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On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew Blind Bob!
Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the Main Mommies to weigh in on the “ED is Cap” debate, discuss his fat era and new special taping. Todd and Christine introduce Stav to classic cool guys Uncle Terry, Norm Summerton, Joe, and Tony Johns. Plus, Stav shares a super cool video he found himself! They wrap up by discussing Rex from Humans of New York and Mantak Chia’s “Rub Rub Rub” video.
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00:00:00 - Intro - Enny v Ryan Update
00:11:43 - Opening Clip: Garth on Marketing
00:17:56 - Bert Name Flubs
00:20:37 - Tom’s New Special
00:23:23 - VR Update
00:26:12 - Blind Bob Email
00:27:37 - ED is Cap
00:35:53 - Stavros Halkias
00:38:53 - Stav’s Fat Era and New Special
00:46:55 - Back on ED
00:54:39 - Uncle Terry, Stav’s Cool Video
01:00:59 - Norm Summerton
01:07:21 - Good Morning Julia
01:14:16 - Tony Johns
01:22:44 - Humans of NY
01:36:17 - Rub Rub Rub Guy
01:43:12 - Closing Song - Pig Balls & C*ck by DJ Tik Tok T*ts

[@sovalame863]

Stavvy showing tom and christine a video that disgusts them while he laughs like a pyscho. He just really gave Tom a feel of how every guest has ever felt that came on, and it was amazing.

[@maxellis3325]

Tom got him back when showing him Norm's poutine. Stav's reaction was priceless.

[@sovalame863]

@Max Ellis when he almost puked, it really turned me into a telescope

[@TheShankNation]

This scene is what brought me to the comments, I'm glad you pointed this out haha

[@anthonyzullo]

"In my head there was a high five" LMFAO!!!

[@anthonyzullo]

@@TheShankNation Tom's face when he watched 2 straight guys bust in a transparent blow up doll lmao

[@Panhandlepaintworx]

I was a sergeant in the marine corps and it was an honor serving with Tom 🇺🇸

[@Qurisx]

Man I really cant imagine what you guys saw out there. Thank you.

[@MunicipalityCity]

I heard you guys damn near turned Kandahar into a tourist hotspot and it would sometimes take 3 guys to pull Tom out the mg nests.

[@dmanm85]

I can't imagine how terrifying it must have been in Falluja

[@Shweaty7]

I played bf1 today in honor of Tom. My brothers died over and over right in front of my eyes.

[@Last_Chance.]

I served with him in nam down in the puntang wang province

[@kevinjohnson2709]

Love that Tim used the poutine fries nuclear option after Stavvy tried to big dog YMH with two straight buds 😂

[@Youtubecansuckmycock]

I went to watch the video, its really fucking funny lol. One of the dudes almost falls off the bed. And yes they are definitely 100% straight bros who just like to bond in a specific way.

[@Ufartedonme]

When even he gagged I just about threw up from laughing.

[@yew2oob954]

It was the only option...Tom looked upon Stavros and said...I have become Mommy...tightener of Jeans.

[@Lowrygage7]

“If you’re not blonde in Utah you’re basically not white” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I cannot wait to see you in July Stav.

[@kxkxkxkx]

Holland same lol

[@EyemBobbyMom]

As a sometimes ED sufferer myself, I’ve always been EXTREMELY lucky that my wife is always willing to suck it back to life no matter what it takes and no matter where it’s been. I get all choked up just writing about it.

[@Last_Chance.]

Does she have a sister??

[@TiltvikLHS]

🙏

[@dutchess91]

😅

[@jasonwhitlock2094]

Happy you struggled past those gay thoughts

[@Rosskles]

I understand why you put a ring on it! We've all had a bit much to drink and needed a little help 😂

[@alexvoskanian3265]

Staavy maniacally laughing at his 2 straight buds video is amazing - giving YMH live a run for their money 😂

[@baneofxistance4813]

Then we see the opposite happen with Mr PIGs cooking vid

[@alexvoskanian3265]

@@baneofxistance4813 😅that’s exactly right, it’s like Tom was waging a war

[@anthonyacosta2046]

@@alexvoskanian3265 you o or😊o

[@DAILY-DUBZ420]

59:43 Stavvy needs an award for flipping the script on Tom and Christina like that. That was amazing.

[@jesselawrance7952]

Stavys ability to read people like a book is why he’s 1 of the best at crowd work 👌

[@Cyxz666]

when Christine says she going back to her "mother country" you never know which of the three places she's referring to...LA, Canada or Hungary

[@mitchellvictor2421]

Imagine this dumb blonde comedians wife going to Hungary telling people she's Hungarian.

[@tennillepatterson5500]

Hungry is the mother country, Canada is the home country or my native country, LA is the final destination.

[@Juankrazygringo]

I wish she had a mute button

[@OzvenomDnD]

@@Juankrazygringo shut up

[@jacobiwilson3887]

I just wish she would actually leave, I don't care which "mother country" she is referring to as long as she leaves.

[@petecolombo]

Stav should be a fixture in the YMH world. The man has exceptional eyesight - a thousand island stare second to none.

[@rams812]

You deserve an R-Plate for such an R-worded comment.

[@Dgilman32]

Thousand ISLAND stare 😂 🫃

[@GustoBimz]

RIP Cumtown

[@nathanieledwards7150]

Man ...those golden era clips keep me goin.

[@randylunsford1077]

Yo I literally criiiiieeeed during this FIRST full episode of YMH that I’ve watched. Lost my career of 9 years today but it was still in the top 5 days of my life for laughter. Thank you.

[@tecno8335]

You got a career. You'll be working again

[@Paz_amor_gatos]

Keep featherin’ it brother

[@xanderscott807]

Damn you gotta get out more

[@dannydropshot9588]

Stav screaming ohhhh nooooo and almost puking made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣 favorite YMH moment ever

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

Enny is an enigma to me. He has Bert levels of equal parts ignorance and confidence. I can’t tell if it’s a joke but him saying he’s eating and hydrating, and thus pooping more as if it’s a revelation is insane.

[@utlonghorn86]

It's narcissism lol

[@user-vo6jm7og3w]

He’s the guy that’s always says yes to anything so people can like him 😂, just hit the 10 seconds gas forward button lol it helps when he talks

[@gfmfresco]

He's the ultimate macho man.

[@andrewpanciotti5518]

Enny got gas lit by dr Drew now he’s intolerable

[@largemargeog1023]

It’s him but he’s leaning into it for lulz. He’s obviously a professional and skilled person to be working there, but he also has an odd sense of self and lets it out for the show.

[@brikklemiktuski3699]

1:04:09 Stav reacting like he's helplessly watching the Cartel murder his family is truly hilarious.

[@JohnnyBlackX3]

Haha this is all I thought about when I started hearing him scream!

[@mushmama]

I can't believe they all almost puked lolol

[@chimokitty]

Lol look up Stavvy’s reaction to seeing a double prolapse, when he was on the H3 Podcast

[@absolutesemen]

Lmao its literally the Punisher scene

[@hypokratesthehypocrite3513]

@@chimokitty that shit was epic

[@dreamjackson5483]

Stav almost getting sick was gold. Tom loves showing off his toys

[@b.pack3]

It's been over 10 years since the last GTA

[@elizamilam6562]

These personalities compliment each other in the best ways. Side note: Garth has announced that he will be releasing FIVE new Chris Gaines albums. NO CAP.

[@pyramidion5911]

Even though you said no cap I thought surely he is capping. But after a quick google I can confirm there is in fact no cap.

[@elizamilam6562]

@@pyramidion5911 Glassin in here almost a fortnight later… your due diligence is appreciated. This was unbelievable news to us all.

[@thereflextester]

Garth is grooming him to increase the body count

[@mrjones4680]

You can see the pure joy Tom has on his face whenever he knows that he has physically upset someone 1:04:25 Like he's not pretending he really enjoys it

[@fabianortiz4507]

Stavvy trying to cure his ED with homosexuality on YMH live will be the greatest segment of the decade!!

[@dashinhayes]

This sentence is insane 😂😂

[@MLKreame]

Stav is a creature from the goonies

[@SmickyD]

I volunteer as tribute!

[@trashteamracing8262]

I'm gay

[@JustaLocalLLC]

😂

[@Mushubeans]

The first Stavros appearance was the best YMH episode. Could not be happier that he's back ❤

[@daveplarkin]

real talk, i hope stavvy can slim it down a bit. Love this dude and want to see him making jokes for many years.

[@CryptoPros1]

@@user-kd6gh1so9not when he’s dead at 40. Same thing happened with Patrice O’Neal. I wish every day we still had Patrice around.

[@user-ne1tb2cm4d]

@@user-kd6gh1so9ur choice to be offended. It’s truth is what it is.

[@steelers9799]

Stavvy looks like if Tom grew out what’s left of his hair instead of shaving, but kept Bert’s diet

[@DasGoodSoup]

I hate the look of the guy gives me ron jeremy vibes

[@carpelunam]

​@@DasGoodSoup ever since I first saw this man I've always thought that

[@MeShakti88]

Stavros Segura 🤌

[@HBZ]

How dare you insult Stavvy baby like that, he's in MUCH better shape than Bart Crystals.

[@KZ_MMA_]

​@@HBZ He really isn't..

[@MoneyMark97]

STAV IS MY FAV GUEST EVER HERE! I feel like Tom and Stav should have a pod together where they just share the most fd up stuff they can find.

[@Last_Chance.]

It would be 100 times better than 2 bears 1 cave

[@BarkingBullshark]

@@Last_Chance. You mean burnt talking over Tom for 2 hours? yeah i’d rather watch anything else.

[@doctorpresident5681]

HES MY FAT GUEST TOO! EVER!

[@bequickorbedead1]

@@Last_Chance. 420 times better even

[@yourmomslvr5622]

Ed is Cap

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

They really are like a family. That "That's such cap enny" moment was such a dad trying to make his kids laugh by embarrassing them 🤣

[@dylanstorie8988]

Please make sure when you see Tom in public to thank him for his service, the public must know of Tommy’s achievements.

[@carpelunam]

stolen valor!

[@turdferguson4490]

Please salute our honorable Jean's.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

​@@turdferguson4490 I wrote an entire paragraph about Jews just to post it and delete it instantly when I saw you never mentioned Jews lmao

[@KPS404]

Sir yes Sir! I'll give him a quick drive by tug!

[@justenparshall6811]

Yut

[@RaDicAL808]

I like that Stavvy brought a vid for Tom and Christine to watch and then Tom was like: “that was cute, check this out.”

[@Maxisamo1]

Stav didn't learn from his time on h3

[@jglaboratory]

Noobs

[@dogchaser520]

"2 straight buds DPing a blowup doll" is more of a humor piece. Still a great video. These are all just there to evoke different emotions.

[@demiarchh]

Stavros deserves all of the success he is seeing

[@michaelpayne6084]

He deserves more

[@Lightbrigade101]

We need to have Stavvy as a guest on the next live show! After seeing his reaction to Pig Norm, we need to see him react to some more classics, and IMAGINE THE HEAVEY SEGMENT.

[@drugstoreman1]

Enny being alarmed that his body is working properly when he actually drinks water and eats is insane AND hilarious

[@kronosx7]

Enny is like Urkel went into the Stefan machine and came out half way. He's somehow cool and suave but extremely awkward in so many ways. Dude holds in his shit for weeks at a time and then perches on the seat to drop an enormous log because shitting is traumatizing to him? I've never met a man that doesn't enjoy a good shit, and I don't think I trust one that doesn't.

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Enny is so dumb that it’s ridiculous

[@DickHandy]

The segment when stavvy narrates the straight boys having wholesome fun together cured my ED 😂🔥

[@McShag420]

"I think he bangs through the whole scale and probably pretty evenly distributed." I fucking love Stavy.

[@davidlee2424]

You know you've accomplished something when you can overwhelm Tom & Christina

[@ogpapabless9777]

Not only does Tom fight valiantly for all of our freedom, he’s dropping his special on the 4th of July. A true American hero thank you for your service Tom.

[@awallerfamily]

I miss cum town. Glad the gang is all doing well. Loved Stav on YMH. Great episode

[@umfize]

It's so surreal to see him this successful, I remember him being fat, bald with a fake tooth and confused all the time

[@jcasey2309]

“I’m a man of science first and foremost” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@an-zp4xq]

This is by far the best episode I’ve seen in a long time. Can’t recall laughing that hard at anything multiple times. That was fun. Thanks jeans

[@nathancarr7588]

I could totally go for Stavros being a guest at least once a month

[@Alex88302]

Hell, give him a job as a booth boy haha

[@nathancarr7588]

Dude he would be an awesome booth boy! Obviously a step down from his current career but would be great for my entertainment

[@forestsource5081]

Great guest on Tim Dillon too. Big fan just from his guest appearances

[@MTH1217]

Holy crap. This pod was amazing. Stavi is a maniac and I love it. That bit with Norman was the best thing I’ve seen in a while. You’re doing the Lords work mommies.

[@joshk3170]

Stav needs to be on the next live show, best reaction ever

[@rodaeo]

tom doubled over laughing at stavvy's reaction to norm is why I watch this show

[@andrejulien9819]

It would be great to do a funny sketch with Jocko interviewing Tom about his service! Make it happen!!!

[@DICKola08]

100%

[@levishepard3696]

Oh my god that would crush

[@yig_501]

lol this would be a greta bit or Shawn Ryan Show XD

[@largemargeog1023]

I love this idea. Black and white interview.

[@caladr9367]

Fat Bootcamp; Tom and Bert with Jocko as their drill instructor

[@Nohyp01]

My favorite part of YMH lately is when guests are shown some of the Cool Guy Club and their portrait is literally right over Tim or Christine’s shoulder.

[@V1ct0r10u5]

I love how Stav took over the clip segment and they were in Stav's House 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@neighborbruce]

Enny is 100% getting in Ryan's head

[@jacobiwilson3887]

FACT! Still hope Enny loses badly lmao but the fact Enny has black in him my money is on Enny!!!!

[@chrism45]

There's no way Enny will win if Ryan is at all competent.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

@NoSoyAllowed ya, it was a joke....

[@jacobiwilson3887]

@NoSoyAllowed I'm aware, it was a joke I guess it's not funny. I was saying he has black in him because he's black thus he has black in him which means he is most likely more athletic.

[@vanivari359]

@@chrism45 Enny is sus and all he says is cap. It's a funny dynamic but you can't trust his statements more than Bert's perception of reality.

[@Dabble-tonic]

ED is cap had me dying. The level of ignorant confidence is wild haha 😄

[@yourmomslvr5622]

We up outta here

[@rypa3816]

If it wasn't for ignorant confidence Christina would never speak...

[@lukerigby1]

This is the greatest episode of all time. Stav bringing a vid to the podcast is so chaotic

[@triSarahtops901]

my absolute favourite part of this podcast is that one unhinged laugh from the booth in the background when Tom and Christine are talking. I'm not sure exactly who's laugh it is (maybe the redheaded fellow with the glasses) but it kills me. I love it. Makes whatever they said 10 times funnier just because buddy is in the booth just dying laughing.

[@letterskilled]

Stavvy all time guest. Good old school YMH vibes, watching dumb clips instead of an hour of interview

[@MrNicvdb]

Stavvy Baby Round 2 Lets Go!

[@Xsurian]

Fastest turnaround from 1st appearance to 2nd?

[@villehookeneriksson3473]

@@Xsurian Fattest turnaround*

[@adam_marc_6655]

Tom with the stolen valor

[@kcrichton7485]

We want more!!

[@kcrichton7485]

​@@Xsurian everybody loves stavvy baby

[@memorama66]

I just love Stavee's reactions to being introduced to the cool guys

[@Nuregra]

I haven't seen Tom laugh as hard as when Stavvy was reacting to the poutine in a long time 😂 really warmed my denim heart

[@Inoggunous]

Nadav be rubbing his hands when the gambling talk kicks in, hehehe

[@ashersmithdefiance]

Both the cackles and the screams of horror from Stavros brought me to tears laughing 😂 omg my face hurts please have him back again

[@JosephEhrenpreis]

Stavvy’s reaction to Norm’s poutine recipe 😋had me wheezing with laughter, that shit was hilarious

[@Yourmission9]

Stavvy is truly a legend, just himself, doesn’t put shit on, and is funny. The type of guy that would be fun as shit to hang out with

[@sissyofFreemont]

The psychotic smile that appeared on my face the SECOND they bring up Norms recipe, ahhhh, and boy Stavy did NOT disappoint. Also, never heard norm say "juicy turd" before 🤔

[@justsomeduuude4708]

When Tom was asked for a military ID, he should’ve just pulled out a GameStop gift card

[@crackthefoundation_]

Do they have membership cards lmao

[@Mikado80813]

Stavys reaction to Norm is the best thing I saw all day

[@jcomfort85]

Stavvy's laugh is legendary on this pod

[@NotAvailableEmotionally]

Stavvy needs to be cast as penguin in the next Batman, especially with that awesome laugh

[@kingofoblivion1822]

That would be epic

[@andrewstacey4868]

The see saw of emotions from Stavvy’s video to Norm is amazing 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@benjaminfischer5125]

This is literally the BEST episode EVER! I barely stopped laughing. Thank you

[@FirinMahLazer1]

Stavvy howling with laughter watching 2 straight buds made my whole day.

[@LiterateDuck]

Stav looks like he can tell you where to find the best ravioli in every state.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

AND the best buffets!

[@segua]

Thank you. This shit was amazing. Please keep having him on. Tom Was outmatched with that sec dolls, the smile, the smirk. Gold sir, one of pride to be outdone, like a proper king.

[@chrissilva7556]

Watching them all almost throw up has me laughing so hard im light headed 😂😂😂

[@masterofallgoons]

'Cap' is one of the worst bits of modern slang that exists

[@stimpsonsutube]

Thank you for calling this out it’s so annoying

[@clicheguevara5282]

Also.. “LeT’s GoOo!”

[@we_be_nerds3601]

Your opinion is full cap

[@masterofallgoons]

@@clicheguevara5282 - yeah, that's not new, but it's been wildly overused of late.

[@Normal-C]

I've had plenty of laughs watching ymh throughout my life but this episode bro 😂😂😂 I've never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bonnybordwell7830]

As a depressed, suicidal veteran I endorse the movement to grant you a military ID. The laughter you bring to us vets and our dark humor is truly the biggest sacrifice. Thank you for your service Sir 🫡 God Country Tom Segura

[@comma_man]

4:07 Birdman rubbing hands together… Nadav is really channelling brother energy 😂😂

[@efowler713]

Stavvy needs to check in at LEAST 4 times per year. Fits like a Greek glove.

[@Bikewreck]

Fuck no

[@mattanderson8712]

Agreed. His reactions are what we want and his commentary is what we need.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

I highly doubt he can fit into much...

[@thehousethatlarsbuilt3449]

I disagree that he fits as a guest. As far as being part of the cool guy club, that would work.

[@ivynmark09]

Ted and Christine need to make a whisper asmr in “Garth” mode😂

[@KarmaBaby11]

Stavros is highly intelligent, I really like hearing his perspective on things!😊

[@ArkhamSith]

Stavs laugh when showing them that video is gold... Even better than that is Tom laughing when Stav nearly spews....

[@danielpaiva5362]

Stavros and Louie are the best guests when it comes to reacting to the cool guys. For totally different reasons. We need another episode with CK!

[@Jabroni31]

Stavy and Tom would legit be an amazing podcast 😂 the match is perfect 😂

[@sarahmaynard5883]

I had a shitty day at work. Thanks mommies❤️❤️❤️ YMH is so appreciated

[@dudemaister96]

Stav's glasses are hanging on for dear life.

[@eastsider85]

nahh plastic frames they’re built tuff vs metal frames

[@cassidybrewer]

Excited to blow off my fingers and watch Tommy’s new special! 🇺🇸

[@Nicky_Boy]

He is one of my favorite guests that has been here. Perfect YMH guest

[@invaderjimm8422]

Stavvy has my favorite giggle, seconded by Sickler. Just pure joy 😂

[@TeeCoss1]

I’m so psyched for another tommy buns special🎉

[@murphychris9811]

are they that special if there coming out every 3 months

[@TeeCoss1]

You might wanna check out when his last one was and the frequency that they come out bc that is inaccurate

[@FredrickFreaker]

@@murphychris9811 you are clearly not a fan

[@bowflexmike]

Burner account Murphy on the loose!

[@wadeboggs5163]

Enny is giving off pool shark vibes. I’m pretty sure he runs full court twice a week.

[@TheCashcolby]

The morale drop in the studio at 1:04:00 is impeccable

[@GirthyHogsNetwork]

Anytime Stavros is a guest on anything it creates girthy explosions of greatness

[@huntmine2343]

Stavros is a hall of fame YMH guest

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Also in the Hall of Fame of MANY all you can eat buffets throughout the nation!

[@penthehuman]

stav whistling his way thru this interview like Thomas the tank engine. size pun not intended

[@JoKenFujitsu]

1:04:21 Stavvy’s reaction is the best one, yet. Hahahaha. I’m gagging just from his reaction

[@jaylenelorahopson9841]

I love you guys! I made all your guys shows part of my weekly routine, I hate mornings lol but this definitely makes it better! Thank you all!

[@jsicil4933]

Stavros is like if you could have a conversation with the city of Baltimore in 2005.

[@fourone-sevenseven]

this is my 10th time just going back to this episode just to watch where Stavi finally break while Tom just enjoying every second of it 1:04:06

[@MrSpunkyflunky]

Just two wild and crazy guys! Thanks Stavros

[@RedPancake1993]

“I have been prepping a little bit…you just saw me I drank a little bit of water today” made me spit water out of my mouth.

[@brodyfitzgerald7757]

The Greek God Halkias himself, an honor bestowed upon all within the YMH community

[@jacobiwilson3887]

He couldn't be a Greek God because they couldn't get enough clay to make a statue.

[@KPS404]

Dionysus' very own great×10 grandchild!

[@Godardianfellow]

It's an honor to make it through the episode.

[@derekmeeker2840]

FINALLY!!!!…..an episode that went back to core values. Thanks Stav! 🎉

[@The_Deen]

Man we got a whole YMH live moment with Stavvy watching poutine

[@SoloDWGaming]

This episode made me laugh so hard I almost passed out lmao

[@Donweezy5405]

Stavvy’s laugh is infectious 🤣🤣🤣

[@Promitheos]

im loving the military service/ VR jokes. sooo good.

[@CapoeiraRecio]

The way Tom enjoys other people’s suffering will never be not amazing 😂😂😂😂

[@Darkhare33]

Stav's reaction to poutine is so graphic, amazing, it's the best of all time.