I love Rem's reaction to vowels. It's when he goes silent and unsure. Rem wasn't understanding, he was in shock. James resuscitated him.
@AnstariaJones10 ай бұрын
That worried "...you know man" 😂
@TaskBot8910 ай бұрын
Rem was about to have James sound them out…🤣🤣🤣
@DavidOkikiAmayoJr.10 ай бұрын
It was from a place of deeply genuine concern 😂
@Makumbi10 ай бұрын
Exactly@@DavidOkikiAmayoJr.
@MrCurry36010 ай бұрын
Qa
@jmyrt511810 ай бұрын
The vowel bit sent me man 😂, the concern/shock/disgust on Rem’s face at that moment. He made it look so painful to be your friend in that moment lmfao
@whitneysang311810 ай бұрын
Disgust😂😂😂
@deuce-oneunltd55307 ай бұрын
It was the "yeah you do man"
@TaesLifestyle10 ай бұрын
James' sass after the vowel sitch killed me😂😂😂
@larhondah.2793Күн бұрын
I’ve noticed his sensitivity in a few of the clips
@stacy960010 ай бұрын
My mom did the whole silent treatment with me then got mad when she saw how peaceful and unbothered I was by this
@MissPoohCheeks10 ай бұрын
Literally lol like girl you are doing me a favor
@upsetti64043 ай бұрын
my mum tried that with me a few times but then had a similar realisation that all i wanted her to ever do was shut the fck up xD
@minikimi22032 ай бұрын
Why my mom did the same thing they stay mad when your peace is their silence
@Jaylenhawk11 күн бұрын
That’s hilarious
@RaizelSX10 ай бұрын
8:41 James just tried to gaslight everyone about nouns and vowels? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@deejellyjay17312 ай бұрын
Bro that’s like grade 3 lvl English like him saying he doesn’t care is so wild to me
@judekombi9156Ай бұрын
he's giving.... noun (bih)
@l_a_capone136610 ай бұрын
Fuhad has really proven his African side. Those punishments were really common but these days I don’t see them that much though. We really suffered back in the days 😂😂
@dragonslasher6110 ай бұрын
So True
@rushdiencassiem691810 ай бұрын
I got beat with a wooden spoon on the regular
@Myhomeeating10 ай бұрын
@@rushdiencassiem6918We got beat with whatever was closest! A belt, a handful of hangers, an extension cord, a ✋🏾 We didn't act up there much tho, or at least we made sure we didn't get caught!
@gabro406910 ай бұрын
@@rushdiencassiem6918 whats the regular?
@avaholloway329 ай бұрын
I'm an American that has gotten similar punishments so to hear him describing it brought back so many terrifying memories
@WhoaaKenny9 ай бұрын
James flat out saying he don’t care about what a noun is hilarious.
@simplydesi876310 ай бұрын
Rem put his dad face on “…..bro, stop you know this. Don’t embarrass me 😂😂😂”
@TaskBot8910 ай бұрын
Rem: “You know this…🤦🏿♂️”…🤣🤣🤣
@miriam283710 ай бұрын
Trying to save him from embarrassment 😂
@Alexamadrexx2 ай бұрын
He was like “ I hope for the sake of the show, you were joking” 8:12
@QueenAhyris10 ай бұрын
James always getting upset is hilarious. Fuhad is genuinely flabbergasted everytime James says something a tab bit slow 😂😂😂😂😂
@txzbelle7510 ай бұрын
The looks on De La Creme and Fuhad's faces when James said, " Which one is the vowel?" Has me over here screaming! 😂 Then how gentle they were in allowing him to explain...😍
@JoyeJoy10 ай бұрын
Every african child felt fuhads pain and trauma😂and the frustration of their amnesia 😂😂😂😂
@olufunkemary66996 ай бұрын
I'm telling you, I was almost crying because memories were rushing back the punishments didn't kill us tho. We are here and better
@JoyeJoy6 ай бұрын
@@olufunkemary6699 I think that stuff effects everyone differently, some ppl are okay but alot aren't but alot of ppl don't want to call their parents abusers so just learn to deal with it, cause alot of the punishments were abuse but we put it down to culture.
@MyDestinyisDivine10 ай бұрын
Fuhad has shown he has Nigerian parents. Nigerian parents punishment were exercises taken to an extreme level. Pick pin, stay in a squat position (and it had to be at a 90 degree angle) holding your ear and do frog leaps. We children of Nigerian parents really worked our core out.
@kayjoye224010 ай бұрын
Their Jamaican cousins were right along with them. I think there were council meetings because they got creative with it 😂
@fredrickreuben474210 ай бұрын
On God!!!! That’s why we looked fit when we were young and later we spoilt it with our bad eating habits😂😂
@MyDestinyisDivine10 ай бұрын
@@fredrickreuben4742 definitely. LOL
@Jessie_Katsubae10 ай бұрын
Yeah they were giving us a workout
@olufunkemary66996 ай бұрын
@fredrickreuben4742 😂😂😂😂
@KamInBim10 ай бұрын
The worst one I remember wasn't even a physical punishment. My mom told me I couldn't go to the school fair and we lived close to the school so I heard the ENTIRE fair without being able to go. That one was rough for me.
@tishtash32110 ай бұрын
I'm CRYING at the vowel thing 🤣🤣🤣 I can't breath
@SheSheBoom2110 ай бұрын
Dyyyyiiinngggg😂😂😂😂😂😂
@creatifproduction10 ай бұрын
JAMES WITH THE NOUN AND VOWEL CONFUSION SENT MEEEEE
@dannysiyavong828710 ай бұрын
Child case workers are having a hay day with this thread😂😂
@toni-annlynch112110 ай бұрын
American ones atleast
@alanaterrel99145 ай бұрын
Only America
@karaboserwalo240710 ай бұрын
Lol. I yelled at my daughter while FaceTiming my mum and she yelled at me saying that she never punished us why do I want to take her granddaughter’s tv remote from her. I reminded her that she once threw a whole chair at my big brother and she said my imagination is wild because she’s never done such a thing. Reminded her that she use to make us choose our own whipping thing (stick,switch,shoe etc) and she called me a liar
@JamesSmith-10369 ай бұрын
That was my mom. They always get amnesia when it comes to the grandkids. 😂😂
@leonidas0242Ай бұрын
Oh she's toxic, toxic 😮
@chanelcreatingАй бұрын
This is so frustrating
@naledimodipa997010 ай бұрын
The ginger one is JARRING
@rachelhatton50933 ай бұрын
Yes this one was truly disturbing like serial killer behavior
@beautifulautumn13 ай бұрын
Like she was sexually abusive 😏
@lizbethbrown75262 ай бұрын
That is sexual assault 😢
@mikchik0010 ай бұрын
Kneeling on uncooked rice was a punishment at my private school in the 90s. It was banned in the 2000s. But they still used corporal punishment. My parents thankfully didn’t sign off on that.
@txzbelle7510 ай бұрын
Ha! My cousin bucked at my grandmother like he was going to hit her or something ... 😂 My grandmother pushed him down and trapped him between her stove and her refrigerator... and whooped him with a house shoe. 😂 I still think about it.
@lynnnjerik10 ай бұрын
This is crazy hahaha
@ea710910 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@miriam283710 ай бұрын
SHIT 😂😂😂
@MissEbony82110 ай бұрын
Are we cousins?! I have the same exact story. 😂
@lirarhoda10 ай бұрын
The TV bit is so accurate... And the way you don't exist to anyone unless your foot falls is extra painful 😂
@its_mandyy0310 ай бұрын
It's all jokes but damn , hope these people are okay . In the moment it's already bad but looking back years later - it's crazy how some of our parents got away with this .
@peklenc972710 ай бұрын
“Mix up vowels, nouns, adjectives, pronouns” The idea of James mixing up pronouns and adjectives is the funniest thing
@rayanalzahrani875610 ай бұрын
I’ll be honest didn’t know wtf a vowel was before this
@Tyler-tn1uu9 ай бұрын
Hearing these stories makes me even more grateful for my mother
@kbeequeenbee10 ай бұрын
Nah print the transcript and have James circle all the vowels!
@mxriam.56626 ай бұрын
Rah don't do him like that 😭😭
@miriam283710 ай бұрын
Ellis, with the light punishment, now feeling bad for Fuhad 😂 bless him... Fuhad, you're a man 😢!
@lisacanavan56658 ай бұрын
9:52 “I simply don’t care”, and the lip smack from James… aww stop 😂😂❤️🇮🇪❤️
@stereofuzzoffical10 ай бұрын
When Fuhad said "..which one?🥴", LMFAO!!! no but James confusing vowels and adjectives is WIIIIIIILD🤣. That IQ level is in the gutter. All that talk about clapping cheeks. Pick up a book Sir! One of my fav Clips for sure😂😂😂😂
@whitneysang311810 ай бұрын
I'm dying. That which one took me out
@tineesae9 ай бұрын
I think the worst part of getting beats, was our mum made us look for the objects and hand it to her so broom, belt, etc. so you were basically giving the instrument that caused you pain to the person that was gonna hit you with it and if you pretended you couldnt find, or honestly couldnt find it, an extra x amount of beatings will be added per minute depending on her anger level. Also having to count your beatings and if you moved the countdown would start from 1 again. Also being banned from eating sugar for a year. After that year i was allowed a sweet for my birthday and vomited everywhere cause i couldnt handle it. Also getting my hair cut for being tenderheaded
@5outh5ide483 ай бұрын
Omg my mum made me find her things to beat me with too I thought I was alone in that 😮
@ml0710 ай бұрын
8:34 James, over here trying to save himself after all this had me dying 😂😂😂
@bryanmihingo897810 ай бұрын
Its Rem's reaction to vowels, its filled with concern like "you do man" 😂😂
@sarahkoho779410 ай бұрын
My mom was left completely naked under the sun with spicy paste peppers all over her. Her grandmother is the one who saved her after she came back from church. That’s the worst thing I’ve heard as a punishment and I’m glad that I never experienced such abuse.
@Abuqital20009 ай бұрын
Someone I knew was stripped naked by his grandfather and tied upside down on a tree and covered in honey
@roxywyndham9 ай бұрын
That’s wild
@piv997610 ай бұрын
I feel like we should know what they did wrong, to see if the punishment fits the crime
@evans.487210 ай бұрын
Wow I want to hug Fuhad’s inner child
@BlackGirlMarvel10 ай бұрын
They embarrass you infront of folks because they asked you before multiple times in private & you still didn't listen, so that embarrassment struck a cord & you never did it again 😂😂 Its wild that James felt so embarrassed. These your people. They didnt even go in on you, he seems more embarrassed in himself than anything. Learn the stuff then or fully stand on not wanting to learn it without making a big deal
@PaddyPyro10 ай бұрын
Ellis' worst punishment - doesn't get to play COD Fuhads worst punishment - literal stress positions
@arese-5 ай бұрын
10:14 I feel like the mood is gone now😂😂
@anxee2 ай бұрын
The absolute funniest… coz the most relatable amongst friends. Like “whatever, just forget about it… “
@Itsmesass10 ай бұрын
Idk why but REM’s face when he said to James “you do, man” kinda broke my heart for him 😂. He legit looked so disappointed! 😂😂😂 Maybe the guys should make James circle all the vowels in a newspaper. 😭😂
@NatalieAJS10 ай бұрын
Both punishments that Fuhad mentioned, especially that 'pick pin' 😂 was a regular in our household...I don't miss those times AT ALL!!! 😂
@miriam283710 ай бұрын
Being confused about english grammar coming from one of the smartest brains on SNG is wild to me 😂😂😂 James grow up
@aanisahwatson24753 ай бұрын
“You do man”. Omg I laaaaaaaaughed!😂😂
@christianlalla552910 ай бұрын
My dad use to take my door so many times that i started to learn how to take it off myself when he locked me in the room 😂
@iyayiezomo57962 ай бұрын
James' punishment is called SLEEP DEPRIVATION It's a torture tactic
@kernelpanick63610 ай бұрын
Kneeling on uncooked rice was (or still is) so common in Caribbean culture that it was weird if someone said they never had to do that growing up.
@ARNASI974 ай бұрын
philippines too. sometimes its uncooked mung beans or rock salt
@spaceTrade015 ай бұрын
Fuad is a proper Nigerian man😂😂😂😂with them punishments, I could relate so well
@txzbelle7510 ай бұрын
All this huffing and puffing from James 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@OabileMonei4 ай бұрын
8:42 So no one clocked that Fuhad added "and the occasional Y" just to prove that James didn't know what vowels are😭😭😭
@mxthd330210 ай бұрын
The stuff we had to go through as kids😭
@BigBroOmar6 ай бұрын
“Read your fkn list” 😂
@tbthom769110 ай бұрын
I would love an episode with their parents
@agathor8610 ай бұрын
When I was 12 I was running round the house making noise and I woke up dad up. He grabbed me by the scruff of the neck, picked me up, threw me into the front door, and then slapped me across the face. I started crying. He kept slapping me saying "if you keep crying, I will keep slapping you. I am not raising a p**f." I eventually stopped crying and since then I do not show emotion. Its been 26 years since that beat down and I still hate him. I got beatings at least twice a week, mostly to "make me a man." The man was a drunk and an abuser.
@miriam283710 ай бұрын
I'm sorry 😔 😟 Be different and break off that chain. Show love to your kids/future kids the best you can❤
@mumma-ashxo740710 ай бұрын
Yo, I am so sorry.
@jessicamann240110 ай бұрын
Sorry mate ❤
@gdsodess304510 ай бұрын
I swear balkan, arab and african parents are the saaaaaame. The level of sudden rage and creativity :))))) insane
@katsykay10 ай бұрын
The great grandma shit got me. Eye wide open and jaw dropped
@Carpathianpixie10 ай бұрын
That's SA plain and simple.
@baby28girl10 ай бұрын
The worst thing i did to my son was have him stand in the corner with his hands in the air. After that, we never really needed to punish him.
@wolfyb198 ай бұрын
F you and that punishment! I had to do that for a whole ass month for grades... then when they didn't improve they added a book. This happened for another month. All while my parents are sitting behind me watching TV enjoying life. It got worse but i gave up on loving them.
@shygamergirl350710 ай бұрын
Not Fuhad saying RSPCA, I am sure it's the NSPCC 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@katherinecropper773710 ай бұрын
This made me howl the fact it wasn't even caught 😂
@BlackBranson2 ай бұрын
I'm late to these guys and just heard this and had to check others caught it. Especially since it came after the vowel shade lol
@Makumbi10 ай бұрын
Corporal punishment was banned in Uganda. That means no more beating children at schools. Now, youths are extremely crazy. Back in my day, they would beat the hell out of you just to start the term off on a good note 😂😂😂😂
@emaquist296310 ай бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@ericpowell913510 ай бұрын
Kneeling on uncooked grits is way worse than uncooked rice
@OfficialPixieR10 ай бұрын
Some of these parents/guardians need to be repaid with who they abused us..
@maddonut62110 ай бұрын
Listening to your reactions i was severly abuse.. At 3 we had our mouths washed out with soap for talking back. In 3rd grade my dad slapped me so hard i wore his hand print for 3 months. I was severly beaten and dragged. Thrown through glass shower doors. Had my scalp separated from my skull. Im not sure how im still here. 😂😂😂
@Egggyyyyy10 ай бұрын
Shit I hope your okay
@maddonut62110 ай бұрын
@eguebalde471 The 80's were a hell of a decade.
@Sela10010 ай бұрын
@@Egggyyyyy Unlikely to be okay with this type of abuse!
@amostheuri308910 ай бұрын
😂😂aah...nice
@maddonut62110 ай бұрын
@@Sela100 OK with it? No. Survived it? Absolutely. Did I honestly feel abused? No. That was typical for my parents.
@simming.r10 ай бұрын
I’m a language teacher and James is most of my students lol
@miriam283710 ай бұрын
That is not a good statement... if you're the teacher 😅
@pinksugar856910 ай бұрын
Fuhad nd Rem looked at James like he had said something abominable or grown 2 heads When he said he didn’t know what Vowels was 😂
@lunamagicath165810 ай бұрын
the V position was called a dish when i did gymnastics. Parents love forgot the trauma they dished on you. My worse beating was when my mum unplugged my phone charger and beat my bare skin. Then she took my phone. Couldnt speak to no one for help
@mitzietheodore258910 ай бұрын
James getting mad at not knowing what a vowel is then providing an explanaition that only reinforced he doesn't know what a vowel OR noun is💀😂
@kessiena1Ай бұрын
8:13 James thought it was a safe space... the energy shifter 😂
@jahnaevasquez10 ай бұрын
My dad had us do wall squats for minutes, I think 5. Or he had us do 150-200 lines/sentences. Or had us entire essays on our behavior and why it was unacceptable.
@faafetailemautu15864 ай бұрын
Fuhad: “I been through some stuff”James: “I can tell” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@dianajones893910 ай бұрын
The core strength punishments, the hmm-mm sent me😂😂😅😅😅
@YinYangTsang10 ай бұрын
I hope the people who've endured these abuses will break the cycle with their progeny. Discipline is one thing. Stop bėating your kids.
@AxRd8510 ай бұрын
My parents used to make me sit in my room and read a certain amount of bible verses out loud 😂 if they walked past my room and didnt hear me reciting the verses i would have to start over and add another verse. Whats really crazy is both of them are Wiccan 😂
@whorror74069 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 that last part sent me
@mumma-ashxo740710 ай бұрын
"That's a serious punishment" to silence and space. Speaks volumes. Also, I'm glad I heard this because I know my kid has never had anything like this and hopefully never bloody will. He better behave. 🙃 The cookies one was horrible.
@gavenblsn475310 ай бұрын
the drama is juicy lmao. thank you Fuhad
@sweetstuff748110 ай бұрын
Kneel on 2 cheese graters in the midday sun so your sweat runs into the cuts.....straight barbaric stuff
@Alacica10 ай бұрын
😮😮😮
@shaniamadumemadume279910 ай бұрын
Damnnnnnnn
@larhondah.2793Күн бұрын
James was hurt by them vowels and the whole convo😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nickfavre811710 ай бұрын
Not the worse I received... But relevant to the writing one. I was an ISS monster in school😅😅 (in school suspension) And if you had art class she would make you write the whole art dictionary five times. So the easiest way was just to repetitively write the same definition five times.... You couldn't leave ISS until it was done
@Hfrenchmontana2 ай бұрын
That's why Chocolate Daddy's back is all fxkkd up
@sereneprincess822 ай бұрын
Rem was concerned but supportive ... you know this.
@samtownley901910 ай бұрын
We've all been James and Fuhad in a debate about 'common' knowledge. You're either perplexed that the other person doesn't know or you ''don't care'' lol
@blazeuchiha231410 ай бұрын
Has anyone noticed when James laughs it sounds like when your draining water
@LaylaCoyle-yy9gd4 ай бұрын
my mom making me kneel on uncooked rice was the best thing she ever did....she taught me that even family will abuse you.
@sharonayomiboomole53319 ай бұрын
Fuhad grew up in a proper African home😂😂 pick the pin is a classic
@Debselaine276 ай бұрын
Poor James lol I bloody wished he would’ve known to correct Fuhad with the RSPCA comment coz he defo meant NSPCC 😅😂❤
@jennijoseph969810 ай бұрын
Fuhad and REM reaction to James, not knowing what vowels are 😂😂😂😂 I had the same reaction 😂🤣🤣🤣
@Totalmomster6 ай бұрын
My parents were the preachers of the church we were attending when i was in 5th grade. My younger brother and I got caught just cussing one another out when we thought our mom had walked out. She didn't lol. She used HER toothbrush to brush our tongues with soap..... nastiest thing ever!
@killakittykarl71094 ай бұрын
My mom was a queen at the silent treatment. She’d say some of the most vile things to me then go radio silent for days, weeks. That shit messes with your mind fr. I would have just tears rolling down my face all day. Then out of nowhere she’d chat and be best buds with me again. Crazy flip flops.
@katesear763110 ай бұрын
Fuhad's parents should be ashamed of themselves. I'm genuinely sorry that was done to you Fuhad
@AishaMunira10 ай бұрын
My mum put pepper in both eyes, crying hurt and blinking 😭😭😭
@Alacica10 ай бұрын
😮😮😮
@maso31620722 ай бұрын
"I knew you couldn't fully retire" LMAO
@ibeaniebona449210 ай бұрын
Fuad must be born to Nigerian parents because he and I got the exact sorts of punishments…Naija for life 😂😂😂
@kanedaku7 ай бұрын
01:03 I know *EXACTLY* what question James was about to ask.
@MikeyDaRed2 ай бұрын
Those punishments were rough but they were tryna keeping us out of prison.
@mauriceclark609310 ай бұрын
Yo that hum after yelling is real real scary because you are every name in the book there's every threat made and yet it was all a single sound and you just knew this was him struggling to put a lid on a open bottle that had the ocean pouring out of it
@ashleyleyshon610Ай бұрын
You know you had an abusive childhood when all of these sound tame and they reacting crazy 🤣
@tazzyanderson11922 ай бұрын
My friend's parents wrote "Kla gepraat" on the wooden spoon (Kla gepraat means 'Finished speaking')
@christianlalla552910 ай бұрын
Ooooo the bamboo stick omg 😳 I also remember the squatting in the corner for hours with your arms out in front 😂
@Makumbi10 ай бұрын
James Dad had his own version of "woooosaaaaah" from bad boys 2.
@Blackyo269 ай бұрын
Not the, "I don't know what a vowel is till now" lol my GUY NOOOO!!! "WHICH ONE?!!😂😂😅😂😅😂
@3v0684 ай бұрын
That "Read your fucking list." Was DEEP from the gut.
@beraangela339 ай бұрын
Aaw Rem's face talking about facing the wall. Poor baby
@andisiwesishuba330010 ай бұрын
I can relate to the wooden spoon one. After it broke on my hand my mother said I should go fetch another one 😭
@norahtchuba84803 ай бұрын
Me to my 5yrs old, and I felt sick to my guts remembering how badly I promised myself never to repeat this kind of abuse should I have my own kids. Now I am a mom, I hate that I occasionally do this. It's the worst feeling to see the bruises that I have caused on her. I hope we all fully heal after a being abused