Taylor Tomlinson’s Grandma Has a New Boyfriend

[@winsuma8253]

“Great Grandma Jean was a racist who never saw the ocean.” Oh my god her delivery is flawless

[@sonall3422]

"She just lasted a while" 😂

[@ThatsillyChickBeth]

The sarcasm in her voice LOL that's what does it for me! She's awesome

[@sublimeade]

but why is it funny? Nothing wrong with being racist

[@leeeastwood6368]

@@sublimeade, well that depends on where you live!

[@rachelg6289]

@@sublimeade ummm yes there is?

[@JJohnson616]

That Costco joke is sneaky hysterical. And she's not even using it as a punchline. So good

[@JV-lockehart]

"she just lasted for a while" I can't stop laughing at that. She's got a point.

[@gabrielforsberg8744]

indeed, that part was quite profound!

[@craigrowe4915]

This woman is killing it. Her Netflix special was so good. I'd very surprised if she didn't land a show soon. Her physical follow-up is so good. The wedding bit she does with young brides is gold.

[@adiposeNarnian]

Don't look at them, look at me, I'M YOUR FUTURE.

[@rasaecnai]

@@adiposeNarnian I need a PROJECT! That was an amazing bit

[@sassypants7536]

I had to rewind that part about 5 times because I was laughing so hard. Some of her material is a little smug and mean, but the majority is hilarious!

[@helrisonn]

@Paulo Soares That's your best? interesting

[@james-michaelrobson287]

Agreed. She's one of the top 4 underrated comics working right now.

[@anikac8380]

Taylor Tomlinson always looks so sweet and vanilla, but she’s a killer! If there is a Heisman award for comedy, she’s a contender.

[@tmntaddict]

Haha, that's like me--I appear innocent until I start speaking. 😁

[@somegirl558]

Yeah, I red that half-blind and it was funny. 👏🏻

[@somegirl558]

@@tmntaddict yeah, we should team up

[@AlmostaFlipinSkater]

Lmao

[@Venusvacumms_07]

@@tmntaddict that's my friend in a nutshell, the things they say STILL surprised me lmao

[@RJCHOICE]

If I had a roommate who greeted me every morning saying "Namaste" I'd eventually have to say "Nahh you must go"

[@andrewwade5655]

buh bum tish!

[@ayuramu3041]

I'm Indian and never wished 'namaste' to someone in morning, what's wrong with these white people

[@jovanleon7]

@@ayuramu3041 lol

[@zehraak1651]

@@ayuramu3041 they just use the stereotypical stuffs for making the show funnier

[@kritikasingh5737]

@@ayuramu3041 same dude , same

[@induhindus10]

Her jokes come like a machine gun. Set up , punchline rapid fire.

[@Greg-TC]

She's fast, but in my opinion, someone like Mitch Hedberg is the real joke machine gun. That dude says three jokes before figure out the first one

[@jovanleon7]

@@Greg-TC Mitch is a legend. And she got potentiasl to match even Mitch.

[@anniemack6855]

induhindus... yep- and I love that- 😊😁 😂😎💥👏👌🤙✌️👍

[@scottbunn1222]

A gatling gun at that just mowing down that audience

[@matthewshroba1511]

Yeah she’s my new favorite rn

[@Greg-TC]

Saw her live a couple days ago at a drive in show with Whitney Cummings. Great show

[@arisingtide4974]

What kind of influencer are you? What creams are you selling?

[@ericbrown1101]

A drive in show? That sounds awesome.

[@Greg-TC]

@@arisingtide4974 lol not one and none. I don't even own any creams

[@lindsayinabox1]

Jealous! I'll bet that was awesome

[@imrightdotcom]

I remember doing things. Was at fun as it used to be? I hope I get to do something outside soon. Lol

[@mubrek236]

''You want points for not cheating on me'' Sums up my relationship status.

[@dashferlev7848]

Sometimes I do this to my fiancee (okay it's been like twice and we've been together 9 years) and it's because I never ever get hit on and I have absolutely nobody else to tell. I hope your relationship is similar, but when I mentioned it, it was more like "Hey I found $20 on the street!" kinda news.

[@theshadylady1982]

Sounds like you're due for an upgrade.

[@DanKaschel]

​@@dashferlev7848Every relationship is different.

[@tripslikstar]

So we're gonna just ignore the "Your a floating head that makes me snacks " line. HAHA

[@RajeshChauhan-ms8be]

What's the meaning of floating head here?

[@teastainsonmyteeth]

@@RajeshChauhan-ms8be i’m assuming it’s a response to the grandma saying “i have a body too”

[@richardbottom9843]

We.. we all saw and heard the same thing. No one's ignoring fucking anything

[@emilymauch1871]

Hi jj

[@bombappetit]

Kinda like her mom. "That lady used to make me snacks, now she's very still."

[@JamesBlond000]

I've heard the "Girl at Starbucks gave me her number" joke maybe 20,000 times and I will always laugh. (Especially because she keeps changing it.)

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

My great grandmother hit 93, and her last words where: "I have had such a nice life". Funnily enough she was the youngest of the three. The oldest sister hit 98 but the most impressive one is the middle sister, she hit 112 and was (unlike most supercentenarians) not looking like a corpse. She was also the oldest person to ever live in our city. and altough our city isn't that big on a global standard it is still quite important historically (A very old and socialist city in a more conservative European country). She witnessed both world wars and that's quite sad though.

[@natalyamartirosyan]

Budapest?

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

@@natalyamartirosyan No, Budapest is quite big, I'm from a city in Belgium, wich used to be quite big in the middle ages but currently is about 1/7th of Budapest's size

[@alannahhurley386]

What a backhanded compliement "unlike mostsupercentenarians she didn't look like a corpse" 🤣🤣

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

@@alannahhurley386 but... have you seen some supercentrarians? There are people who look like a double grandma. These people surpassed great grandparent, they became giga grandparent.

[@Irish25cent]

@@Killerwale-hk4wy Belated congrats to her haha, 112 is no joke. I think the oldest person ever recorded was Jean at 121 from France?

[@ariannelakra6108]

Taylor’s last joke, about the Starbucks barista, seemed like the perfect rebuttal to Patrice O’Neal’s infamous joke about how women should “thank their man” for not cheating. Thanks Taylor! I needed to hear that after listening to Patrice’s joke.

[@Person1865]

I've never heard that joke and I don't need to.

[@malvoliosf]

There is a saying, a man is as faithful as his options. Keep that in mind.

[@Person1865]

@@malvoliosf lol what options do you have?

[@malvoliosf]

@@Person1865 Me? I’m single.

[@Nortarachanges]

@@malvoliosf , then men have no self control? They’re drooling animals with no free will? You don’t think very highly of men

[@JeremyMYG]

Taylor is absolutely hilarious. 3:57 SENT MEEEEE. The accuracy of it all.

[@tarilonte]

She's got the whole package! Hilarious, smart and perfect timing!

[@cucinare-da-zero]

And a solid 5 with a great personality

[@SkoolieBoyQue]

A floating head that makes me snacks... this woman is f'in' insane, bruh. 😅😅😅

[@michaelcaraccia7819]

bruh LOL Think that word was made up by a gay person

[@grahammansell5905]

Absolutely one of the best new comedy talents to come up for a long time. Pure comedy gold

[@INFJ-ThaneTr]

"you honored the most basic term of our agreement" lmao

[@taf8903]

"Cranberries, blueberries and almonds." BASED

[@vincentseebeck3373]

Even though she’s not as established as others she is by far my favorite comedian

[@renlasalle8462]

"Those are INGREDIENTS." Yes. Ingredients to something that isn't going to taste that good either.

[@foxxxy1115]

That just got a giant LOL from me. Should be in the routine!

[@Amaranthyne]

Not true. Brown sugar, oats, eggs, bourbon, you can make a killer dessert with that.

[@matrixphijr]

@@Amaranthyne Nowhere in that dessert do I see any room for cranberries, blueberries, OR almonds.

[@Amaranthyne]

@@matrixphijr Baked oatmeal with nuts and fruit. Absolutely killer 👌

[@HMABH]

well.. depends how you use them ...

[@kairabansal2876]

"well this is an adventure!" was so passive aggressive.

[@deusdamnit]

I love when the camera pans over the audience at the cheating joke at the end, and you can see so many people just totally uncomfortable. The one dude in the front looks like he's laughing to be polite, lmao. Fantastic set.

[@deeptracy23]

She’s only in her 20s? Her jokes are so wise and mature (about life). Most comedians don’t move on from from sex jokes until they are in their 40s.

[@rosebyun5331]

she's one my favorite standup comedians, hope to see her live one day

[@gisforhungry]

Yay new video!! Ugh I just want a friend like Taylor. Gotta love a direct, sarcastic and witty girl, her stand ups are great.

[@BenSemisch]

Taylor might be my new favorite comic. She needs an hour special ASAP.

[@LucioFercho]

Already on Netflix

[@andyevans2336]

Not only that, they gave her a TV show...... See what I did there?

[@balluse]

God I love the flow! It's so funny and so fast. I'm addicted.

[@basketanand]

3 minutes 30 seconds of new material, yet its still the joke that's been killing since 2 boyfriends and an engagement ago that's the closer and gets the applause break, with a new tag on though. Loving the evolution of Taylor, happening in front of us, and still keeping it a pro. Always get my click and always looking for those new 5 minute sets

[@3Silence]

it says "Original airdate: March 10, 2016"

[@basketanand]

@@3Silence Well good, cause the rest of the material was lukewarm at best. I'm glad it didn't make it to the special or her other sets

[@derickball2994]

She is a master at her craft. So professional... and so darn funny!

[@JR_722]

I love Taylor Tomlinson!

[@thomasmitchell4128]

DIBBBSSS

[@ousontmeslunettes9891]

Love love love her too. She makes my dark intrusive thoughts funny!!

[@spencer25]

Same fam, she's hilarious!

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

I love her and Whitney 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BW-lb3vd]

@@noomade I think i got blocked, i seen her and whitney, i said nothing bad wtf.

[@FuckGoogle2]

@@BW-lb3vd Do you need a safe space? You said your peace someone didn't like it, move on.

[@JustinCoasters]

With every Special, Whitney comes across like an Alien from another planet who watched Lifetime Direct-To-VHS Films.

[@anactualfingbottleofranch747]

Her impressions of the healthy roommate and the emotional girlfriend are hilarious

[@javelinnia3203]

Came, killed, left. Love this princess with a machete.

[@AdrianColley]

"Princess with a machete" is so apt. I'm stealing it.

[@saventuri]

0:52 caitlin reilly is the only person i've ever seen match the pure wasp mom energy that radiates from taylor's expression

[@ltv..123]

Intellectual humor will never get old…..

[@blackbird5634]

"Who hurt you?" -that's just it with tirelessly happy (acting) people. They've been through chemotherapy or their mom has, and they just don't have time for negativity. It's lonely way out there on that end of the stick. You will find these amazing people working in Oncology wards where they KNOW the patients have only so much time to live. You will be grateful they exist. And you will be in awe of how they cannot be broken.

[@jadeyu7197]

i hope we dont confuse fighters with toxic positivity tho

[@Farhadsadiq]

Honoured the most Basic term of agreement 😂😂😂

[@_Woo]

The pinchline to that last joke keeps getting funnier

[@Starrjet]

The woman is an original creative genius.

[@amyray63]

@Starrjet She Could Have A Great And Long Career As A Stand Up Comedian Based Upon The Videos I’ve Watched! Precisely Because She’s So Creative and Original! If She Can Make Every Person (From 12-70) Laugh Out Loud! I’ve Laughed At The “I Quit Dating Losers! That Took A Minute! There’s No Rehab For That; Only Sponsors..” 1 Minute And The Next Minute I’m Laughing At The “Hermione” Impression (From The First Harry Potter Movie) Regarding The Phrase “Ex-Fiancé”.. I Happen to Be 60 Years Old And I Still Chuckle When I Watch Taylor! 😂

[@kavyac9437]

This girl owns my heart 😌✨

[@arisingtide4974]

I met her and she's not that cool in person

[@noname-oe9jy]

@1:07 LMAOOOO blondie wasn't allowed in the limmo at prom

[@a.m.m.4592]

A floating head that makes me snacks! I'm weak! 🤣🤣🤣

[@whitneyrose9293]

You honored the most basic term of our agreement. Dead 😄

[@jdguitar1040]

"You're a floating head that makes me snacks." Uhh... Seriously? Tomlinson is K I L L I N G it!!!!! Haven't been this excited about finding a new stand up that I love since discovering Burr 'bout 6-7 years ago. Absolutely fantastic...

[@stephenr80]

I said to my mum shes a floating head that makes my snacks. Now Im writting these lines from heavens.

[@watsonator1885]

I've never heard of her, but I totally love her! Like, for real, she could be my best friend! Good skit girl!

[@katharinafarina]

I hope someday I get to see her live! I almost didn't recognize her because she's not blonde here but DAMN SHE'S GORGEOUS AS A REDHEAD

[@jadeyu7197]

OH DAMN! i thought it was just the lighting hahaha

[@michealwatts7469]

ok the last joke got me lol The Most Basic Agreement of Our Relationship SHOULD be a Taylor Swift song, she'd make a mint.

[@anniej1580]

I love Taylor's honesty. She cuts through the bull and tells it like it is! 🥰

[@squintygreeneyes]

the cuts to white girls was worth it

[@emiliarain7269]

That was only 4:28??! That was so jam packed with jokes! Super funny and amazing delivery.

[@typicallyusual6984]

Sometimes you don’t really know you like a comic until you find yourself repeatedly going back to their stuff

[@josephbXIX]

4 minutes of her is worth more than amy schumer whole career

[@cristianalbornoz1330]

that last joke has a couple more jokes at the end! she finish early for mercy ! she is a machine !

[@AdrianColley]

Taylor has the incisive wit and killer instinct to be mean and hurtful, but she chooses to be wholesome and considerate.

[@stanleybeckett7705]

Just discovered her online. A great comedic talent. Lockdown suddenly better!

[@georgerausch4842]

She is the funniest comic Ive seen in A LONG time

[@DaveLaMont1]

Very clever how she spins old fashioned scenarios and makes them fresh and original

[@queen78284]

You honoured the most basic term of our agreement Hahahaha

[@HowtoDieAlonePodcast]

It's almost painful that she's that young, and that good 😔

[@benjaminstephens7238]

It’s good. Why is it painful to you?

[@bellringer53]

🤣 IVE NEVER SEE THIS AND I LEGIT SAID 'Those are ingredients' BEFORE SHE DID

[@sternritter9788]

2:01 that dude at the top right corner giving the death stare with no emotions lmao. His girlfriend clearly dragged him there

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

She is killing it with all that fresh material.

[@normgraham6658]

She really is extremely funny.....She's killing it.

[@RemizZ]

Old people do NOT understand how the three dots work. AT ALL

[@AnnaPxx]

She's such a natural, it's just amazing 😂❤️

[@Sam-ub2vu]

Am I the only one who thinks she's wildly attractive?

[@mariusdaniel5293]

Yes. You are.

[@mariusdaniel5293]

Yes. You are.

[@Pimpnocchio]

Nah, she’s already cute, then on top of that she’s funny. That’s proven to make you find people more attractive.

[@danielmjiou]

No

[@tigersunruss]

Best young comedian out there. She can and does hang with the best of them.

[@JD-lt7uv]

Her stage presence is on point!

[@visionbishop9517]

My daughter in college is living this right now!!!Shared your clip,she's a fan now. Mustafa🤣🤣🤣 we ain't friends!!

[@ClipCoyote]

She's hilarious! Great set!

[@wspencerhand]

Her jokes are funny too.

[@kyleuntch]

She killed it with these bits 😂😂😂😂

[@DJ_JMMY]

Taylor’s the best 😂

[@sohangchopra6478]

She's an amazing comedian!

[@TheRealChetManley]

How did the algorithms just start recommending her on my feeds?! I watch comedy skits all the time! She is hilarious! Somehow I am late to this party, but I can’t wait to checkout her Netflix special.

[@b.africa1348]

She is such a great comedian. Her material is really fresh and personable.

[@speedyspooley]

Strong, smooth delivery and a rapid-fire set. She's good.

[@LaQuesaDeMI]

Tons of great material! I still need to get tickets to see you in person. A little unfriendly to your roommate, though, wonder if you’ll still be living there by the time I see you…

[@willkoestner4159]

I'm glad she's still doing stuff. Shes already great, but she has a place comedy history. I really wanna see it happen.

[@Gintoki_Madao]

She has a new special

[@CarissaConti]

If there's an award for comedians who land the most Netflix specials before they're even 30 then she'll probably clean house.

[@razmatazz9310]

2:01 dude in the back having the time of his life.

[@Shawn-wt4kh]

"you're a floating head that makes me snacks"

[@Dave-lr2wo]

She's a really good comedian. She has it down.

[@jordan591]

Is that Michael C. Hall in the front row at 3:00 ...?

[@leftistmillennial5741]

No that's Dexter

[@Vinemaple]

Oh, crap. I just realized why I keep going to bed at 1 AM instead of 11. It's because I discovered Taylor Tomlinson. I guess I'll just keep being sleep-deprived. I mean, I'm not gonna stop watching, that's for sure.

[@hedunlap]

She is funny. She deserves a Netflix special.

[@EnglishMike]

Apparently, she deserved three (and counting).

[@Chooch1080]

I Sincerely Love the Bitter Taste of your Scournful Whip of Naming. I like the ways your Diaphragm Emotes!!!

[@BSM7702]

I just found out about taylor, damn she funny af. LOL im gonna keep my eye out for more content from this comedian

[@westboyer9931]

Taylor is my spirit animal.

[@RKochel721]

I don't know how I didn't see this sooner. In a word; Hilarious.

[@davidoneill9390]

I'm working foot of stage for 2 of her shows tonight. I never heard of her before, but I'm looking forward to seeing her tonight. The videos are hilarious.

[@unionunicorn6776]

She is my favorite comedian ❤

[@ALulzyApprentice]

I think... hands down... the best current comic!

[@iikeyze]

She has to be one of the best

[@vernessatucker8647]

She's amazing and hilarious 🤣😂🤣

[@xxy9530]

I love her comedy so much !

[@misternikon]

I followed her on line all throughout the pandemic. I have been rewarded. April 1st. At Beacon Theater. Front row center. I can't wait.

[@nr6916]

This is my personality in a nutshell… this is awesome

[@randyqquaint8400]

She is a machine! This woman is fantastically hilarious.

[@angrytedtalks]

Great delivery, nicely original and very funny.