Datto Is Mad: The Raid

[@Th3Jez]

We finally broke Datto lmaaoooo THE FIRETEAM 👇 Blue - www.twitch.tv/bluewestlo Danielle - kzbin.info Datto - kzbin.info Dom - www.twitch.tv/domth3demon Euj - twitter.com/eujen

[@clonemotionstudios7858]

Good

[@noyabondor33]

How early am i bro

[@joehmajma]

wym he was already broken

[@jetteasson9050]

Dad?

[@captainblighe7297]

This vid is only funny because of the fireteam, not Jez who appeals to infants literally

[@blambit2101]

Jez: *Speaks literally once* Datto: “And I took that personally”

[@Deedee34314]

“He’s so Australian, I don’t know what he’s saying” had me in tears 😂

[@QuillBii]

Datto: "It isn't that difficult, maybe if you just listened" Jez: *confused unga bunga*

[@yamato3573]

😭😭😭

[@yamato3573]

Love it 😭

[@FalloutPlays]

more like... Maddo right guys

[@maxwellrojek5226]

Indeed

[@electricboogaloo2400]

Indeed

[@sir_daisy]

Indeed

[@moriimorii]

indeed

[@Hungrybird474]

Yeah he gets mad about games . Seen this a few times 😂

[@Mountaintop69420]

Jez is so powerful he unvaulted a terrible raid to annoy datto

[@mulliganlounge6912]

Spire of stars is a good raid

[@_rapture_8068]

@@mulliganlounge6912 You're cappin right?

[@Mountaintop69420]

@@mulliganlounge6912 haha good joke

[@thesenate6649]

@@mulliganlounge6912 pretty boring tbh

[@flairxds1291]

ok but you are actually everywhere wtf

[@BlazeAxia]

"We made this a year ago, dont focus on the power level" I'm more focused on the raid itself being outdated to the point where its not in the game anymore lmao

[@duhfoodz1369]

Danielle: "What exotic would you recommend?" Datto: "Ugh, I don't know, Cuirass of the Falling Star I guess" Jez: "What?" Datto: "What"

[@SushiTrap313]

Pfftt

[@brooksmihalek]

"The guy from the shader" LMFAO 😂😂

[@VladShpiro]

“Sad robot noises”

[@KnillahWaferz]

Datto: “Any last words?” Jez: “Hypothetically-“ Datto: *KINGPIN SMASH*

[@ultimate3885]

"Calus? The guy from the shader?" 11:23

[@theholynut8598]

Hypothetically speaking, what if I liked the video because comedic editing?

[@NSBWS]

Hypothetically speaking what if I liked the video because of all the "hypothetically speakings"

[@thatoneguynamedjoey2238]

Hypothetically speaking, what if I liked every comment in this thread because I’m pondering over these hypothetical scenarios as well?

[@ZeroPlan3333]

Yes

[@tonerc.8191]

I like how these raid videos always have the 4 recurring characters of Jez, Datto, Danielle and Blu but the other two are always a mystery who say almost nothing.

[@jacksmith8468]

Euj be like😠😠

[@goodsoup7608]

“Jez it still surprises me how dumb you are!” I mean that’s on Datto really, we all know what to expect what’s his excuse amiright?

[@mutes8022]

"This was over a year ago": still talking about rona

[@TheInstinctWithinV2]

Yeah that caught me off guard. In my mind, spire of stars was 5 years ago or something, but it's actually just last year, yikes.

[@sauceinmyface9302]

@@TheInstinctWithinV2 It was year one, so like 4 years ago, but they just did this raid last year.

[@Emeowy]

Datto with the surprise outro appearance popping in to say they are chill is wholesome

[@JustShuaYT]

@@sujo8880 he was lol, but I don’t think he was frustrated because of them it may have been outside stuff, buuuut having to carry a team through the at the time most annoying and difficult raid it can Def strike nerves

[@ryaneames9964]

No one: Jez: Hypothetically how can we we annoy datto so much that raid dad disowns us

[@lemonz1856]

Spire of stars gave me so many terrible memories on lfg, and I would give anything to have those moments back

[@Ozilus21]

Same, all for getting that Sleeper catalyst Worth it tho

[@jkelleyk]

i never actually did spire ... even though i was playing back then unlike now

[@Ozilus21]

@@jkelleyk It was fun, until the final boss In my opinion

[@christopherkinney3138]

I remember trying for the catalyst for so long... Never got it, but at least I got Calus's pimp couch

[@xavieranderson3183]

Datto is every encounter and the final boss in the end. I think a good name of him being the boss would be "Datto, The Second Stage of Grief".

[@spacegandalf4052]

How about "Datto: World's First Runner Up"

[@roomtempwater1]

I can’t tell if “i got an aeon safe and I wanna die” is two separate statements or not

[@TheLarsUrlich]

both probably

[@ranger9212]

"Hes so tired, and doesn't wanna be here" That's Gjallarcannon with most LFG groups tbh.

[@ASA-ux7cg]

Imagine how he felt trying to make the guide for this raid

[@Psion_Phoenix]

That phalanx who “Rus Foh Da”d you across the room was hilarious.

[@connorpalmer6454]

Yikes

[@sunshotwithanornament2475]

Daddo being Maddo is always not his fault

[@nicholaskrogen8480]

Jez doesn't know how great his compilation videos are, especially when they involve raid, Datto trying to coordinate, and funny fails

[@EmperorTortoise]

This entire video reminds of that meme format of the two laughing wolves and that one wolf is just tired as all hell.

[@bennygerow]

13:17 out of all the hilarious moments that made me ugly laugh very during this montage of big Shlong 5 head energy, this particular moment was the one I identify with the most.

[@sharaxo]

8:15 "Because I didnt understand it so Im gonna assume it was a hate crime" Literally spat out my drink 🤣🤣🤣

[@EpicDan]

"Calus , the guy from the shader?" Jez never ceases to amaze me with his timing.

[@cystech1446]

“I’m a hunter, I was born pressing space bar.” Ohhhh so that’s why my thumb is so sore

[@SpartanDusk]

"Dont focus on the power level" Yes, lets focus on the fact that the raid no longer exists lol

[@C0Rd1]

The three seconds of silence after the team 1 fiasco... man, I felt that Datto. So much pain in that silence

[@therichbarbecue340]

Hope your having a great day Jez

[@pvt.poutine6399]

I’ve heard the word “hypothetically” so much this video feels like a Ben Shapiro Ted talk.

[@Nukyyy]

You saying that these clips are over a year old and then blue talking about corona actually threw me off so hard and I had to look up when it all started lmao

[@epitaph2870]

Jez: its me Jez Every raid encounter + Datto: Jezn't

[@bradypierce7564]

"How many years has this raid been out and you still don't have the callouts?" Meanwhile VOG

[@MaestroEspada]

Datto recording fake lines for the intro has to be the most wholesome Dad moment in the history of gaming and I'm all for it

[@Will-ej7sp]

12:43 sent me into a non stop, hyena laughing induced coma. i was crying so hard from laughter that my eyes and stomach both have 6 packs respectively. the problem with that is now i cant see out of my eyes, and jez will be hearing from my lawyer. a plus to it though is that i can get shot in my face and nothing will happen dont ask how i know

[@rogerwiseman6717]

I feel like datto should get $500 this month for surviving this

[@RobertoArboleda]

Lol at the symbol callouts. I remember when I made people realize that the symbol inside doesn't matter, the best callouts where square, triangle and circle, the shape that's around the weird symbol. The sound of people realizing they were over complicating the thing was always so funny 🤣

[@papapanda1542]

I love how he and Danielle feed off each other

[@systemverilog4727]

11:43 this is the moment Jez referred to in his 'every raid pt2' video when he said "I did that last time" after accidentally starting the encounter.

[@haloanddestiny3239]

Datto made the mistake of playing with the Meme Squad when he was in a bad mood, he should have been ready ngl.

[@anstronoxity9249]

The Arnold yell when throwing the balls at the ship lmao

[@floee7949]

Jez the datto slayer slayer of all dattos

[@I_am_ENSanity]

Yeah, you are the kind of friends that make me glad I play single player games.

[@Geddes1709]

I think "I got an Aeon Safe and I wanna die." sums up this video nicely lol

[@SillyRobotDog]

12:49 That was THE cutest like virgin getting some for the first time voice i have ever heard. And now..... I'm in love with Blue.

[@kristeenahbro]

Jez in vog: wow blue, when did you get into maths class? This raid one year ago: ...

[@Jitterzz]

@8:24 is so funny to me, because I had to check, and Datto is indeed clear about which ones are plates and buttons 🤣

[@azuraug8693]

The fact that Danielle laughed at the exact time as the game subtitles said "Hahaha!" at 12:19

[@Leon2049]

The level of patience from datto considering what he said at the start of the video props to him

[@AGActaeonia]

Droppin' that fresh 8 month old content.

[@thelastwisher1]

Favorite Jez line of all time: “I just got yeeted out of existence. 😕”

[@valkyriekayn3236]

Jez: *just being jez* Shield Boi: "In their tongue is dovakin, Dragonborn FUS ROH DAH! Jez: Proceeds to get slammed into the 4th dimension

[@tz_owen8523]

If I was in this fire team hypothetically… I would be losing my FREAKING MIND

[@Spectre-907]

This is some of the most artful hypothetical hard-bullying I've ever seen

[@akarigoshihime3900]

13:18 kills me every time

[@IndoCroatPerson]

Coming back from work to Jez serving us the classic Destiny 2 raid salt. This is top shelf entertainment.

[@Issenthevampire]

Okay. That last bit at the end was not only a great plot twist but freaking hilarious.

[@imsosirius3151]

4:23 "Sometimes you have to tease it I guess, I usually don't have this problem!" Ok Danielle

[@federicoleofanti1799]

H Y P O T E T I C A L L Y

[@chodetalker3159]

The last five minutes of this is absolutely pristine content, I am cry-laughing. These editors deserve the world.

[@zogos_4120]

Ive seen Datto angry twice. This doesn’t count because he isn’t angry, he just wants to end it all :(

[@dank9512]

What are the other times?

[@brotherben15-88]

Jez, when are you bringing back merch? I will be spamming this question in every new video until I get an answer.

[@dropbear_j5953]

" I got aeon safe and i want to die" very relatable.

[@adeadphish7931]

The amount of trolling Datto is fucking amazing

[@samgreen8007]

13:18 I have never laughed harder.

[@Blaze-cc3tp]

*back in Every Raid 2 Danielle: I shouldn’t be expected to do all the work Datto: OH! wOULDN,T kNOW wHAT tHAT’S lIKE Also Datto: Flashbacks to moments like these

[@pipappleton5713]

"I panicked and supered" made me nearly pee myself. So funny!

[@meme_lord6072]

Dame making datto mad equal to him roasting jez

[@NickTheKing7]

"More like Maddo"-Aintpro in some other video.

[@jthrone7768]

I like to imagine this is the canon dialogue during raids.

[@humchan2k]

Why you gotta break Datto like that? All he does is love and tolerate your ineptitude.

[@jamesrsk]

Datto being mad is optimal content

[@DragonicMK0126]

Sometime I get the feel that Jez does this just to annoy datto

[@Yama_1291]

"I recorded this a year ago. Don’t focus on the power level LMAO!" Jez, Bungo literally yoinked that raid :)

[@JeremyOz]

Oh no… Don’t make me play video games with *ONLY* four hours of sleep… poor guy.

[@biodudezerothree9236]

Datto assuming Naruto is a hate crime is fucking comedy gold

[@Sock66]

It takes a lot of skill to look this new, like a newborn baby Giraffe

[@iStalkTheDemon]

This mad-lad has made a legendary video. I had to get away from Jez for a while. Glad to have happy Jez back. Love you man.

[@ZacGames3]

this video is so old that Jez hasn't completed the questline "The Lie"

[@jarenalfred66]

The distracted texting emote in so on brand it hurts, like... not listening during instructions is j3z's forte

[@starwars22221]

"Because i didn't understand it im going to assume it was a hate crime" Im fuckin dead lmao

[@RyanWo0od]

Datto: it's called comedic editing Jez: releases video in peak editing form

[@BlackoutZak]

13:14 praise to the editor who used the skyrim shout

[@Thedumbestdog667]

Never thought id see datto get mad, good job Jez

[@misssm1l3r]

I'm only three minutes into this and I'm already thinking to myself: 'Poor Datto' lmao

[@Portal64]

Not even to the part where you guys are in the raid and I think this is one of the funniest video's you've made lmao

[@themanquesdilla9428]

ahh i miss this videos and wow datto was broken never saw it coming. great video keep it up jezzy boy

[@SifGreyfang]

Datto just sounds so tired and done whenever he plays with Jez

[@johnboy1851]

Alternate video title. Jez and squad give genuis Destiny player an aneurism for 16 minutes.

[@thedarkgenious7967]

_Sleeper Cat Farming PSTD Intensifies_

[@FutureRailProductions]

Datto: Jez it still surprises me how dumb you are. Me: Alright, we are in for a good one.

[@spyro226]

I feel bad for Datto but at the same time, Matto makes good content

[@Cayde-6sHorn]

I don't think I've ever seen Datto this angry before... dear god, mad Datto is scary.

[@bigtiredpotato]

I just wanna say that I appreciate the usage of the Turboman scream soundclip.

[@phoenixrose1995]

bruh i lost it at the "tractor tractor" edit XD

[@windwolf7517]

"Yes, it's called COUNTING." 😂