9 Hours of Raids in 27 Minutes.. (really)

[@ZPM7]

The Fanblade (TM) podcast is such a great running joke, it's funny every time

[@badjuju2721]

My second favorite podcast

[@thelazygamingtiger8443]

@@badjuju2721 What is your first, almighty Juju?

[@Maltrab26]

@@thelazygamingtiger8443 GG/EZ duh

[@pinoiado]

Ikr

[@fezmonkey4389]

Jez really brings that LFG chaos energy to a raid and I can appreciate that.

[@FelipeAkira42]

He brings it to life in general

[@darksphere9933]

Always gotta be one of them

[@ChuuniKaede]

I've done close to 200 lfg raids since beyond light and not a single lfg raid has had anything even remotely what I would consider chaotic energy.

[@talizorahnarrayya5916]

@@ChuuniKaede damn, chaotic lfg may not be the most efficient but its some of the most fun I've had in Destiny, doing a raid at 3am everybody tired out of their mind laughing at anything. Of course if it goes on for too long or you wipe too much it start getting old.

[@ChuuniKaede]

@@talizorahnarrayya5916 lfg raids are almost never chaotic or fun. You've been very lucky.

[@jadonooi1990]

5:12 Fanblade podcast episode 1 9:24 Episode 2 11:54 Episode 3 17:11 Episode 4 26:50 Episode 5

[@EtoYoshimura3652]

Your A Hero

[@readyforlol]

Thank you for your service o7

[@mrgroovy2195]

i love how the fanblade was the only thing consistent in 6 weeks of doing the same raid

[@Moose_Hawkins]

That and Jez missing DPS phase

[@seoul08]

Can’t wait for Jez to upload some random wrath of the machine footage he finds on his hard drive

[@Lilfate91]

Naw it’s on his 800 copies of the floppy disk he stores the footage 💾

[@oryxkingofchads2030]

How about kings fall?

[@iMatty_2]

I can never get enough of Datto and Jez's relationship.

[@RyanAlters]

It really concerns me that Jez has been raiding since D1 and still has no clue what’s going on in literally any activity in the game.

[@YuriG03042]

ADHD: Australian version

[@howardbrandon11]

Except for PvP.

[@Mowgli1894]

It gives me so much hope. IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@jessicamanzer03]

Hey, to be fair that's how I play destiny as well...

[@kylekilgore291]

It’s a character bro. SMH

[@thaegan]

i usually never actually laugh aloud when i watch things, but your raid vids always get at least a giggle out of me. your entire team has such great chemistry, i always look forward to your uploads. they're such a treat! 😊

[@jessenoirrouge8150]

Petition to bring back Datto’s Fanblade Podcast.

[@thelazygamingtiger8443]

I second this motion

[@Cayde-6sHorn]

I third this motion

[@thebeetleblast5106]

I fourth this motion

[@HeyImHorus]

I fifth this motion

[@cheesegoblin8850]

I sixth this motion

[@deltaninja3690]

Jez the Raid Beater, beater of all raids. I assure you this made more sense in my head

[@LifeWulf]

Imagine being a Hunter and not taking the optimal path to Hawthorne (jump up to the ledge from the railing below instead of taking the stairs).

[@_ExTitus]

I had no idea you got into mechanical keyboards. very cool. spending hours and hours lubricating keyboards is very relatable

[@RedShadowOfSaturn]

1:38 So, I completely missed out on the period of time that caused Datto to be considered the expert on being "Optimal," and yet, now...Jez appears to be taking up the "optimal" mantle, while Datto is becoming super chill, who cares, laid back, "I know everything about Destiny, but whatevs, pet my dog and let's go snowball fight with the wife." That's heartwarming and precious and I'm here for it.

[@gracegarza3407]

8:06 “Like you dropped a bowl of cereal on the ground *short pause* Except the cereal was RACISM.” I fucking lost it…

[@detectivepotato6983]

The Fanblade, unironically the best bit to ever come out of anyone ever doing this raid

[@tonydivirgilio2623]

I don't know why but this keeps popping up for me. I have now watched this like 6 times and it makes me laugh every time

[@wanderer6161]

Another raid video that I'll keep watching until the next one comes out! Thank you Jeb

[@TadPlaysGames]

Another Jez video, another wonderful lunch break. The chaos here is amazing and I love it!

[@DracoWick]

Jez is insanely hilarious and gives me inspiration to play D2😭

[@ACloudCat]

Every laugh by Danielle gives me one more year on my life, I love it

[@emmanuelfuentes3650]

" too bad it has 21 RESILIENCE" oh datto if only you knew how much resilience everyone has

[@AlexGilk01]

9:20 hearing datto complaining about 21 resilience in 2023. Bet he wish he kept those rolls now huh.

[@waitinginqueue]

the fanblade is really the pinnacle of datto’s comedy

[@Dekotoast]

Watching him raid is the most enjoyable thing ever

[@disasterpiecex]

The first video I ever watched from you was your funniest LFG group vid on D1 VOG and I love how you still have the same humor lol

[@chicknhed5019]

Jez videos never fail to make me laugh after long weeks at work and high stress in class. Thank you Jez you're amazing

[@firstnamelastname5310]

Jez is the kind of person where it is funny in the friend group, but absolute torture in a pug

[@firstnamelastname5310]

Also really wish you could see like the wipe encounter numbers after a clear.

[@generalnawaki]

"are my intestines mad at me?" as a man with IBS, I ask not if they are mad but only WHAT made them mad today lol

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Jez is all humor, no mechanics. Glorious. Funny is what we need in D2

[@austicakes-997]

I would like to formally request an actual fanblade podcast on behalf of every viewer

[@ithanpedroza6511]

“to be this dum is to be really smort” einstein maybe, or into the spider-verse quote, you’ll never know.

[@lemonyship96]

I also spent 9 hours on this raid, except we only beat it once.

[@dontbeshady411]

The Fanblade bit was pretty good. Pretty pretty good.

[@scottylaceygames859]

That Datto Harpy hybrid is beyond cursed

[@XDD50Hz]

9:21 if only datto knew resil popped off

[@kingkill4292]

Seeing xenophage with it's original firerate brings me nostalgia

[@marcusbaker2162]

This group dynamic is goals lol i love you guys

[@thecarsons9779]

3:51 Datto being a true dad for Jez

[@benj9377]

Datto harpy isn’t real he can’t hurt you Datto harpy: 15:06

[@battleman1992]

jez is the reason every time I do garden I agressively call out when dps starts.

[@zerohawk4817]

26:23 Danielle dropping hints.

[@bensciacca9716]

Your upload schedule is so random but your videos are hilarious, so kudos to you. ❤️

[@RevWasLiVe]

I loved it when jez said give me a more specific callout i can imagine datto sitting there internally screaming

[@laongcameaspider]

Eug is a dentist? let's goooo im finishing up dental school one more year can't wait to be able to be on the work grind instead of school grind

[@derekraymond9618]

Mad props to whoever went through all the footage

[@tplayz7942]

jez all I can say, is that I have been waiting for this day for centuries.

[@Tridenttristan19]

I love watching jez so much that every time I see my friends they ask if I've had my daily dose of jez

[@ImEido]

The chad energy that radiates from jez makes these better

[@johannvongenerico9487]

I cannot get enough of Jez raid content. Makes me so happy ^_^

[@milleniumflash6832]

Didn't realise the massive graphical update of beyond light until I watched this footage

[@chiggsy7313]

i don't think i could have hoped for anything better than a 27 minute jez video on a sunday

[@VoidUnderTheSun]

Sometimes I severely worry about Jez's ability to retain literally any information

[@grockburten]

Ah yes the Vault of Grass raid

[@MonsterXIII-2]

Jez please keep the uploads comming, literally your biggest fan here 🥺

[@Mr.Linguini]

Jez is eternally roleplaying as an OMEGA blueberry and its just the best thing

[@Mike-bd3fb]

Watching the jeb on a Sunday morning is what is keeping me alive

[@VoidUnderTheSun]

"We always have been: All of language is made up." THANK YOU, *Enlightened* Danielle!

[@DukeAnimex]

And I quote; "Are we gonna do Divinity, or?" *Advert Starts* (Random ad dude) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Appropriate ads guys. XD

[@Liamon96]

I'm so toxic during games and Jez is so chill and relaxed even when triggered, I aspire to be like Jez when I play from now on.

[@KagutsuchiOG]

i came back to this video after awhile and just as Jez said you should see this harpy with its armour casing on the floor the commercial for the fbi show came on with “FBI ON THE GROUND NOW”

[@callahan3411]

The vault of glass raid with TEEN is still my favorite

[@th3derp441]

26 minutes of (pro) raiders in that one moon raid… masterpiece

[@mfbirdsonar]

this is such a long shot but what shader does datto have on his titan at 26:21 . im down horrendous for the blue and orange

[@Alchimexx]

That Fanblade bit got me ROLLIN', dude!

[@Caromeowl]

9:21 oh how this aged

[@OldemarFIN]

Akshually, the 'sans' in comc sans comes from the fact it's a sans-serif font, meaning the letters lack the decorative flared bits on their extremeties.

[@aterriblesliceoftoast]

It’s good to know that I’m not the only one who suffers after succumbing to the dark calls of ice cream in the night

[@TrackerRox]

18:06 to 18:07 I kept looping that. 🤣🤣🤣

[@yoTheHunter]

0:01 "This is the past!"

[@split6162]

Im a simple man, I see a Jez vid, I click.

[@split6162]

@Mountaintop HOLY SHIT MOUNTAINTOP REPLIED

[@zepheniahparker]

that perfectly cut "NO PLEA-" at the end

[@hATTer915]

oh man i love the fanblade!

[@Trinity_Ghoul]

I was on the sofa next to my family which were watching a movie and I never realised I was at max volume and then jez says "this is my arse"

[@alirezabayat6388]

This editing is fantastic

[@tommysmatchbook4163]

I got an outlaw, kill clip, and range masterwork ancient gospel for pvp so I’m really happy about that, and I also got a rapid hit, dragonfly for pve. I got them over half a year ago but just wanted to say that lol, ancient gospel is my fav hand cannon rn and it’s not too hard to get.

[@rabbadoodles4522]

8:57 My favorite clip

[@Gokussj9006]

The goat over datto's stumbling voice broke me xD

[@VVEGA2940]

we've finally caught up to datto's fanblade

[@DJPyro7600o]

Tell me I was not the only one that thought "TH3" in Jez's name was a play on THC......... why am I like this

[@ItsPurplee]

I really enjoy these videos

[@dued3d603]

it takes me 9 hours find teammates that understand what an Oracle is

[@clayless8701]

"suddenly datto's behind me as a harpy" people who know the asher mir lore: O_O

[@doofusmcdoofus948]

14:20 Danielle turns into Crash Bandicoot

[@golfmaster7]

Jez the mechanical keyboard enthusiast. Leave before you fall further into the rabbit hole

[@Felic_HRZN]

can't wait to see some D1 raid action

[@poncho_bear3384]

It is my new goal to one day make it on an episode of The Fanblade™ podcast

[@gumunkulus]

so much chaos and im here for it

[@DrCake-oz3ge]

What’s more impressive is how the chalice was in his quests

[@cerulean_1415]

Having done GoS recently, I can confirm, this is exactly how most runs go

[@juzeku]

It’s unfortunate really. But if you manage to find a good team you can get runs done in 20-30 minutes

[@gixorz8534]

Jez is the Larryzaur of Destiny

[@kai_the_lord5927]

20:24 Mister fister Crayon Diarrhoea, my beloved 💖

[@aisforannihilation1662]

Jez talking is equivalent to watching a squirrel. Go watch 1 if u aren't sure what I mean. Caffeine & speed intensified.

[@fubsthefish8320]

Fun fact: Comic-Sans isn't sans comics, it's Comic, sans *serifs*, which are the little flicks at the edges of letters.

[@giuliano0]

man these are always a blast

[@Judah_Presson]

My guy, welcome to the rabbit hole of having the best keyboards; but also no money and no life! We like it here XD 13:20

[@huhan3174]

"Home is where your Jez is" boy did I hear that one wrong.

[@Ganzo_ed]

Datto and Jez are litterally Pinky and The Brain

[@nonna0157]

Jeez is simultaneously the worse and best destiny player and I love it

[@mitchellokeefe8822]

Seeing all this old footage makes me hope those 0-5500 comp videos he never released are chilling on a hard drive somewhere.