Dave Allen - Statistics and Teenagers - 1993 - Part 1

[@terrihartbarger]

Wow, I'm 63 and have just watched the first sketch and can't stop watching. 😊

[@allenlovell1604]

My late Dad and I always watched Dave Allen and Benny Hill faithfully each Sunday night. Sure could use both of them now!

[@jameshickey1294]

Same here buddy/ they were ahead of there time.. the best! Today's comics are mostly commercial an not honest like legend dave 🤝

[@adrianhowell968]

Bunny Hill?

[@tonybletas930]

Always said the Irish and the English are THE best comedians in the world, but Dave Allen is definitely from another galaxy! Simply outstanding!

[@thefurrybastard1964]

He had the best of both worlds, he was a fantastic comedian *_and_* an amazing storyteller.

[@markhill9275]

​@@buildingthegreatpyramiderrrmmm YEP!

[@adrianhowell968]

Why not the welsh?think again about that please

[@christinedavidmcgregor6010]

Never forgetting maestro Billy Connolly too

[@paulcashin5705]

I was a young child watching this back home . He is still one of the greatest.

[@martyncullen3783]

The master at work!. Brilliant stuff. Never forgotten.

[@johnwilson5637]

The Late, Great, Dave Allen - a Stand-up comedian who told his best jokes sitting down.

[@johnmyers8493]

Brilliant ! He had any audience in the palm of his hand ,interesting refreshing serious but in total command! His storeys were absolutely famous so was Dave Allen a top class bloke and artist thanx 4 giving me this reminder of how clever and talented he was😂😂😂

[@themanftheworld8439]

The greatest stand up comedian of all time.

[@seamuslannon6972]

RIP Dave even though you did not believe in God hope your in heaven speaking to Elvis, and listening to him sing!!

[@steinwaygrande9736]

An absolute genius and doesnt resort to the use of foul language to get people to laugh. R I P Dave Allen. A legend gone but not forgotten

[@finnmacool9542]

That is such a misconception of Dave, he was the first to swear on TV the first to say fuck the first to really challenge religion and this skit ( unlike the ultra trendy so called university alternative comedians of the time) to really talk about sex in this way. the man was a trail blazer.

[@GrrMeister]

One of a kind and sure missed !

[@valley_robot]

He was a well known “blue” comedian he was the first person I ever heard swear on tv

[@MarshallLore]

im 3 mins in and he already said bastard and what the fuck. not complaining though I agree he's one of the masters

[@TrickOrRetreat]

Remember me and my mom in tears, and my dad just looking at us. That's suppose to be funny his eyes said 😋

[@stbu9709]

Dave Allen and Ronnie Barker, two absolute comedy genius’s. Very clever, witty and not forgotten!

[@CathyKitson]

I've now got jaw-ache and a headache from screaming with laughter for 10 minutes, nearly wetting myself, with tears streaming down my face.

[@deputyvanhalen6386]

Ok, but what do you think about this clip?!

[@CathyKitson]

@@deputyvanhalen6386 😆🤣😆😆😆

[@jenniferwells9032]

I ❤️ him so much. If I’m a bit down, I put him on and laugh so much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Simply the best👍

[@katiesethna]

A true comic genius with class!

[@jameshickey1294]

Legend genius- said it loads dave allen was way ahead of his clock-- amazing man!

[@jonathanwills5002]

Clever guy with perfect comic timing!

[@sallycorden3215]

Jonathan Wills and

[@keeloraz9452]

yeah comic timing is spot on

[@alonzomosley7]

I grew up with Dave Allen and loved him I did not how ahead of his time he was superb

[@donnablackman3954]

The best of the 70s comedy ♥️

[@davidmichaud6922]

A comic genius! I miss him. RIP, Dave Allen.

[@shirleygirling8390]

I would have loved to have Dave Allen as my dear father ☺️

[@eduardspanjer7043]

@@shirleygirling8390 Are you stoned ?

[@अल्लाह72हूरोंकादल्ला-न8ण]

*Father Son and Into the hole he goes.*

[@AlisonJones-w7i]

I remember hearing the theme tune when I was a kid in bed, and my father roaring with laughter.

[@LJY08]

I'm an Aussie and this guy was way before my time, but my Aunty and Uncle loved him, so now I do. I'm kind of proud of the fact that he got his start in Australia, we've got our piece of the wonderful Dave Allen, we gave him his start...I reckon that's kind of cool xx oo

[@jenniferwells9032]

Ditto 👍😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Dil-fr3wh]

Dave Allen God Bless you were so funny watching you on KZbin has been keeping me sane during a nasty respiratory tract illness

[@kenhooker4879]

Very clever man. Natural genius.

[@MM0SDK]

Happiest days of my life.

[@TrickOrRetreat]

I lived for his next show each week. Me and my mom in tears 😂 best of memories

[@leereadman9940]

love this wonderful man heaps of laughter growing up thankyou

[@cpharris41]

@MichaelKingsfordGray Why would a TV comedian teach anyone punctuation? (With the exception of his/her own kids, perhaps)

[@marknew3]

These are never long enough!

[@bikerbisht110]

Sadly missed, thank God for video recordings

[@TrickOrRetreat]

👍 indeed 😋

[@pushyred]

I don't think David would thank God but I appreciate the sentiment!

[@hiteshgujarathi4636]

@@pushyred thank god I am an atheist 😂

[@hallets1956]

OMG!! Thank you so much for these uploads!!

[@joannablazier8742]

I will miss this man tremendously God rest him

[@Traitorman.Con.14th.Sec3]

Funny that he made so much fun of the God you envoke.

[@pamrush5078]

He was one of my favorites too still is

[@stephenholmes1036]

The best stand up ive ever seen

[@kerry9506]

R.I.P dave allen he was soooooo funny

[@57chevy350]

miss him

[@aayoutbe2825]

Goodbye Dave. May my God go with you

[@aayoutbe2825]

God has created everyone and all creation out of love...so who am i not to love you/it all ?

[@kmjeffels]

So horrible that he is gone now.

[@jonjones971]

Allen, Carlin and Connolly ...my favorites

[@ceannscriteach81]

Jon Jones nail on the head there

[@redbaron6305]

An Oasis of comedy genius in the mad crazy world we live in

[@nikipascoe9533]

Love Dave Allen

[@gloriawheatley-holder7080]

Genius! R.I.P💙

[@Diddy65]

GENIUS!

[@MelliaBoomBot]

so charming to hear the audience still embarrassed by some things he mentions...

[@Jammer858]

A complete genius

[@mpdalyful1]

Dave Allen, actor, comedian, documentary filmmaker.

[@k75760]

Genius!!! Just, Genius!!!

[@achilleslaststand7832]

You were great Dave your jokes were so funny your missed

[@manchesterblue2007]

dave allen reading edgar allen poe would have been a sight to see

[@jenniferwells9032]

😂😂😂😂😂😂I’ve played this so much and still cracks me up ❤️❤️ love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jenniferwells9032]

Funniest man that ever lived 😂😂❤️

[@mpasgon1]

He was a genuine ray of light which is why he is so missed now... I miss him and I didn't even know him 🤣

[@ruthecker399]

love dave rip

[@martyspicsuk2639]

Brilliant

[@jamiebray320]

Brilliant comedian!

[@ifthkarali4180]

Ifthkar ali in 70 s I naver miss his show he is best I cant stop LAUGHING

[@shirleygirling8390]

👍🎭❤️☘️🍀☘️🌏❤️🎭🙋‍♀️ A beautiful Irish man ☘️🍀☘️❤️

[@qpr543]

This man was so wicked!😅

[@pamrush5078]

My dad loved Dave Allen and he saw him live when he toured new Zealand in the early 80s

[@UnchartedWorlds]

such a genius

[@clarealbury1161]

A wonderful funny man sadly missed xxx

[@christinamcilwaine350]

Rest In Everlasting Peace Dave Allen comedy genius 🇮🇪 🤣 ⭐ 🕊️ 🕯️ 🤍 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@anthonydavis4829]

I admire more dead celebrities than living. Death won't be disappointing.

[@coletteannemaud1340]

He was controversial and GREAT

[@erkjadrek28]

Absolutely amazing. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@nutster9000]

When he starts talking about liposuction, the first person that came to mind was Adele! 😆😆

[@blodwyndavies6395]

The original and the best

[@madbear3512]

Ever heard of gearge Carlin

[@call_me_stan5887]

@@madbear3512 Carlin was too obnoxious to be honest.

[@jeantours9641]

thank you mister you tube for bringing british genius to us the rest of the world ....

[@olwenloud9704]

He was Irish

[@gregmiller3323]

great comedian

[@ivanbuljanvanboelken4676]

Watch old Dave, the god of comedy !!! But never forget Monty Python !!!

[@Traitorman.Con.14th.Sec3]

Or the Goon Show

[@juttaweise]

I would say Pete & Dud.......

[@jenniferwells9032]

I adore him❤️😂😂😂😂😂

[@harryhasbeard8666]

Best to ever do it

[@richardraesr3482]

Awesome funny guy

[@maureenreeves4934]

he was the best,

9:20 One of the RARE times I'm glad I live in the future.

[@mkfloyd9131]

Very funny man..........

[@johnc3403]

"the fart that you fart is a fart that you've taken in", that's absolutely correct. I've proved it. . I've written a python program that runs on a raspberry pi that sits there with me on the plane and sniffs farts and it calculated that 10% of my fart was recorded as a previously captured ambient airborne fart (on journeys over 5K miles and absorbed into the bloodstream and released from the blood through the walls of the small intestine to a gaseous state again) In other words, part of MY fart is another passengers fart. The fecal matter particulate is more than enough to infect you with, for example norovirus (the two bucket disease). An extensive (27 month, 347,000 mile airtrip) research confirmed for me that the safest way to fly and stay uncontanimated by your fellow passengers is to carry on with you your own oxygen tank and to sleep for as much of this journey as possible, prolonging your supply of oxygen with your lowered metabolic rate. A 25Kg tank should get you to NY, but ONLY if everyone stays calm and doesn't alter it's course as often happens when British flyers start demanding stuff....

[@sanddune1383]

he has never failed to have me in the aisle and still does. but he possibly wouldn't get past the PC mob today.

[@ukovertkill]

Sod the pc brigade Dave Allen comic genius

[@garyhunt764]

@@ukovertkill Hear hear the greatest stand comedian ever

[@breakabletape]

I love Allen but he’s tame compared to the current top shelf comics. The idea of “getting passed the ‘PC mob’” is nonsense.

[@stuartbritton7408]

@@breakabletape tame? Being wild doesn't make you better. You need skill and talent to be good. Being an overperforming, wild idiot doesn't make you funny. Dave Allen was a genius and not a idiot. He knew how to perform..

[@muninraven3327]

Holy... Apologies for the double comment, but towards the end of this clip, that little black and white graphic showed up to signal a commercial break. I had completely forgot that even was a thing! O_O

[@cubeyuk]

I wonder what word was cut out when he was talking about keeping smokers off the road.

[@budway1942]

i miss this mn

[@garyfrench6536]

I've literally only just realised Mr Allen was minus half a finger.

[@donfox1036]

I hear nothing about teens in the statistics routine, thank heavens.

[@adrianlee2753]

the last one i was drinking milk and i think i just broke my monitor

[@vdkandreeandre9199]

The one and only comedian for me

[@simonesmit6708]

It was coffee for me.

[@muninraven3327]

A decent 3-6% of my general interest in KZbin should purely be based on watching old clips of Dave Allen. And yet it isn't. I'm such a twot! :(

[@elizabethmcloughlin1984]

He was the best.

[@Michael-rs8fr]

Genius for me he’s very close to the legend that is Jim Davidson

[@CATSFOREVER308]

OMG he is so funny.😂😂😂

[@tomitstube]

what's interesting is how much dave lost his irish accent over the years, a bit of english in it, but almost american sounding at this point.

[@colleenjanehepburn3808]

Also gave up his traditional smoking too..

[@eamonnleyden7040]

No canned laughter here

[@spuppet4582]

"A HYPODERMIC SYRINGE?!" the way he said it.

[@Happybugs]

funny observations

[@johnmacpherson9629]

CLASS👍

[@johnleach7879]

Mein Gott! Dave Allen with gray hair. OH! Looking below it appears that he died.

[@andyb.1026]

Notice how on a risqué joke, the Woman laugh loudest 😂

[@boxingfit]

dave did 4 shows at this time...can anybody tell me where I can get these please

[@84RobThe]

Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 1 Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 2 Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Statistics and Teenagers - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Statistics And Teenagers - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Driving - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen Driving - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 2

[@boxingfit]

84RobThe thank you so much :O)

[@patriciafrawley6445]

boxingfit c

[@hiteshgujarathi4636]

Someone please send it to the Kardashians

[@redbaron6305]

Legend

[@anthonynewall4381]

I Like it 😂😂😂

[@michaelramesar4946]

He is the best comedian ever one in a billion Jgd the yogi Raj

[@JJBushfan]

What happened to the teenagers?

[@robleary3353]

Bril!. Nuff said!. 🤣

[@COLINMEE]

Genius.......

[@jenniferwells9032]

STOP IT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂