Dave Chappelle standup

[@Danielle33384]

"Who is this generic man we all look like" lmao

[@RobinOnYew]

it's kel from kenan, and kel. that's the first thing that comes to mind.

[@CrunkKing232]

Danielle Ja rule

[@micheal4236]

That black man that looks like every black man

[@darryusmcdaniel6883]

Hey I'm darryus

[@saulvaldivia6103]

Danielle Huh?

[@CustomizedUsername]

The premise of a black guy breaking in and hanging up pictures of his family is funny af 😭😂

[@jaylawson6264]

Hey that shit happens lol

[@jaykay3512]

Yeah it's so over the top though lol

[@michaelgray1803]

You know black people can't legitimately have nothing

[@ezerdaliyavasisms6246]

Yeah...i mean...what kind of thief does that 😂

[@abshir9677]

As funny as a black person calling police and then being killed in their home after police mistake homeowner as intruder. Grim reality interlaced with comedy.

[@yomiwilliams4368]

He’s still here... ✊ ✊ open and shut case Johnson...never seen anything like it" 💥💥😂😂

[@nobiazcustomsinc5030]

and then in killing me softly he went back to this joke...except the cop said" ive seen this once as a rookie" genius lol

[@austintaylor8197]

....BUT UNDER THE STOVE!

[@austintaylor8197]

@@nobiazcustomsinc5030 daaamn. That's classic now...

[@CustomizedUsername]

Hung up pictures of his family everywhere

[@rawuncut6890]

Would've been the perfect time to say "let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here"😂😂

[@khiaratt]

No one can compare to this guy 😂😂😂

[@alejandrolegra4543]

Maybe Chris Rock or better yet Patrice O'Neill?. 3 very diferent styles, all 3 are kings of stand up. Chappelle is still my favorie.

[@alejandrolegra4543]

Eddie Griffin's also a worthy mention.

[@ThomasPBlack]

Khiara Faith Chappelle is in a category all his own. But, I can watch Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan and Sebastian Maniscalco all night long too

[@BlackLove76]

Alejandro Legra Chris Rock doesn’t hold a candle to Dave.. & there’s several videos where he says this himself. Almost ALL of the comedians feel this way .. including Katt Williams.

[@alejandrolegra4543]

@@BlackLove76 well you know thats your opinion.

[@WittyBitty]

"...well, while you're here...you do fit a description."

[@CustomizedUsername]

magdalene adjei he’s gold 😂

[@ww8720]

Korey

[@jesseperez3086]

I thought the same thing

[@netkoposeban9033]

oh you watched it too?

[@c.galindo9639]

“Right this way so we can process you.”

[@hobbienateful]

This guy has the gift of creation..he can literally create a vivid seen out of nothing

[@trevorrodrigues41]

Dude u know what ur actually very right. For some reason the way he explains it I can picture something perfect

[@TheSubieFan]

Scene* please fix.

[@juileb197473051]

It's called read between the lions

[@Haywood_Jablowmi420]

His white voice is on point.

[@menoswater1032]

@@juileb197473051 💀💀💀💀

[@scrot1991]

Hands down the best comedian ever!

[@zerip9756]

Agreed.

[@angtongteron199]

Legend.

[@bredeabrahamsen]

Right behind Luic Ck

[@stewarthuval9693]

What about bernie mac man

[@1andonlyspooky709]

@@bredeabrahamsen chappelle has better morals. CK is funny but hes a very pretentious comic

[@FourShizzleTV]

3:06 “ He’s wearing Nikes, GET THIS MAN!!!”

[@lostkey1601]

Yung Abuelo it probably was black forces too

[@rawuncut6890]

@@lostkey1601 during the time more than likely but he's from D.C so it could've been air max's too lol

[@jjelite0387]

Yep that’s what he said

[@theazrael4423]

You know material is funny when you've watched it many times before and you still fall over laughing each time.

[@danielewillie9279]

OMG I was just saying the same thing 😂😂😂

[@theazrael4423]

@@danielewillie9279 lol

[@lealandrayford]

The height between 4'7 and 6'8 is unbelievably hilarious😂😂😂

[@WilliFlow117]

Yeah,that's hilarious!

[@HurricaneGaming509]

It's funny but with the way they always tell black dudes that they "fit a description", I wouldn't be surprised if they actually call that out on the police radio. It's ridiculous

[@TheRafaelBond]

he did that somewhere else too

[@TheRafaelBond]

@@HurricaneGaming509 lol no, dummie

[@divinestrength1774]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tangled55]

There's a woman who's DYING laughing in the background lol.

[@jackbauer555]

really? can you give us a timestamp?

[@ninqiogagun4499]

@@jackbauer555 3:15

[@jonklopez]

She is everywhere

[@forgetfulstranger]

@@jackbauer555 really? Timestamp for a woman's voice?

[@lonewlf5440]

@@forgetfulstranger around 3:20

[@kingbrown5999]

THE SEMEN BANDIT HAS STRUCK AGAIN!

[@sacchitsreenivasan3487]

2:49 "I'll draw him from memory" bahahahahaha!!!

[@marloncampbell4708]

Not gonna lie, he had me on the floor with at that moment😂😂😂he's a true clown fo sure.

[@CustomizedUsername]

Let me get my stencil 😭

[@yattag.usbeforme8663]

Sacchit Sreenivasan u Madd huhhh..?😭

[@sacchitsreenivasan3487]

@@yattag.usbeforme8663 Hmmm LoL

[@michaeljohn8905]

Pure Comedic Geniuses . The stories ,Timing ,Punchlines are a thing of humorous beauty. There is nobody living that is as talented and funny as Mr. Dave Chappelle. Thank you for all the laughs.

[@MrYuckForever]

Years later and this is still hilarious. Dave is truly the greatest comedian imo. 😂😂😂

[@babygaga1100]

"While you're here... you do fit a description"

[@6seasonsandamovie_]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch his specials... He kills me every time

[@surpriselebogang]

Me2

[@Spideymania]

The sound he makes when he has the forensics guy slip ALWAYS makes me laugh. "Whoa ho ho my god! What the HELL was that? SEMEN!!"

[@huhhah6757]

He makes it sound like a white man cartoon character

[@spongytiggah8642]

"Big lips big nose divk hanging out?,say no more sir!" 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@yaboi5047]

His flow is so effortless.

[@freddiemontanez8461]

The lady laughing on the background she had a great time. I never heard someone laugh so much,.

[@faux36]

its great to hear these jokes pre-killin em softly. you can tell he is still working on the timing and delivery.

[@liunderground1899]

"I will trace him from memory." 😂

[@stingcoldplay1]

HaaHaaa, That sound he makes at 5:38 ''.. ha ha hooo ..'' Dave Chappelle, You Are Top Comedian! lol

[@hassanidlaasri2832]

"Ho ho hooo my god ! "

[@XChoi8493]

Mampuih, berguling aku gelak

[@deucespades9416]

HE LICKED IT, MAN IM IN TEARS

[@c.galindo9639]

Hassan Idlaasri “What the hell was that?! It’s semen! They find it in every crime scene!”

[@sladewilson649]

Dave said that he used to watch cartoons all the time when he was a kid They took a lot of stuff form it

[@JohnWilkinsonTesla]

"Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his friends and family...everywhere! Never seen anything like it!"

[@excoupe2.4]

John Wilkinson I was literally 4 years old when you made this comment.

[@rohin682]

@@excoupe2.4 same bro i wish i found this when I was four years old

[@omairsh8]

Open and shut case Johnson!

[@paladin8052]

Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here

[@blessedcajun]

Dude I can never not laugh at a Dave Chappelle joke. True talent.

[@Fwuuck]

Dave's stage presence is incredible.

[@slipperysnake9603]

Is that bill burr laughing in the crowd

[@hunkpapa5843]

Does actually sound like him

[@TheBeyruler]

That’s Howie mandel

[@Noorlatgamer]

4:10 yes

[@mcJoeRobs]

@@Noorlatgamer No.

[@Noorlatgamer]

@@mcJoeRobs yes!

[@ndleinahaystack]

Dave really fine tuned his comedy... this dude is a comedic genius.

[@hizay]

Lmaooo, the funniest comedian ever. "What kinda nigga wants to visit a prison for recreation."

[@bungchew3552]

@3:57 *Is when that woman's crazy laugh starts to peak; "AAAAHHHH HAAAHHAAAHHHAAAAHHH!!!!!!!" Lol, there's absolutely no way Dave didn't notice her!*

[@RikerLovesWorf]

5:50 The way Dave goes ahead and yells "They find it on every crime scene!!" with glee, way out of beat, just shows how much he's loving every minute of it and knows he has the audience in his pocket

[@RobSoRandom]

This the only comedian i can rewatch his shit and laugh like its the first time.. The GREATEST!!! PERIOD

[@wondrouswisdom8387]

I love that women's laughter! It's so contagious! XDXD

[@jo-lynnherbert590]

Semen was found ,"you been there at least for a minute!" Too true and Funny!

[@buttervlies]

Man the old Dave was gold.

[@Daemon1995_]

still gold

[@anthonyalbanese9023]

Dave Chappelle , one of the best to ever do comedy! You are the man

[@amandahood7809]

"...... He's wearing Nikes! Get this man!" 😂

[@MrGakn]

His talent is immense. It's amazing to watch

[@victorbastos9741]

dave hiiting the mic aginst his bald head makes the most satisfying noise ever

[@briangreen256]

I still love this dude lol

[@TrevorPhilips]

0:49 - "he's still here" 😂😂😂😂 I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nickromo5591]

this dude brightens up my day 😂

[@ambujagrawal100]

This guy will probably be the best comedian till the foreseeable future.

[@sixko6989]

Dave is and always will be king of stand up!!!!

[@kosalyous7776]

"We got the stuff lets get out of here..wait a minute,i wanna leave my calling card,the seimen bandit has struck again!pphheeww!!😂🤣

[@wadesharp11]

Dam im watching this 10 months later again and still laughing out loud!!!! Soooo dam funny

[@chrisemail6284]

That one person laughing in the crowd.

[@RAHIEM69D]

The lady laughing at 0:52 just had me rolling! Dave is one of the best to have ever done it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@spacebar3010]

Long live Chappelle🎤⬇👋💰🏆💯🎯📃💯🎯📃

[@deucespades9416]

Omg he said broke in and hung pictures up of himself, damn

[@KimsonJohn]

"What kinda want to visit jail for recreational purposes" My question when I visited Cape town and someone asked me to visit robben island

[@davesolis1600]

Many years multiple views later and this still makes me laugh as if it were the first time i’ve seen it

[@waynehall922]

I swear Dave Makes my day

[@surpriselebogang]

Me2🙌

[@ronnie73072]

I end up crying from laughing so hard every time I watch him. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ryoma.1219]

"He had his hat on backwards" "Good! That's good stuff" LMAO smh

[@thatguy5837]

0:56 I think that chick's laughter is selling me on the special more than Dave lmao

[@inamullah7031]

"Wait a minut, i wanna leave my calling card, the Semen bandit has struck again"

[@Inic]

2:23 “Yes! Yes I DID!!" I love how overly dramatic he plays that😂

[@edgarmartinez3748]

This will forever be a classic lol

[@justasarcasshole2038]

1:58 "It's those fukn sketch artist. They keep drawing the same brother all the time." 😁😂😂

[@norapeace6526]

He used the same “open & shut case” in 1997.. it’s better here 😂🤣😭

[@40streetblack79]

The great ones, always keep they Ace in they back pocket!!!!! Like a credit card ♦️!!

[@tonyrosales915]

Absolutely the best comic out there hands down, and Bill Burr!!!

[@ThisisFerrariKhan]

Tony Rosales don’t forget Patrice O Neal & George Carlin to that list 👌🏾

[@grimelkin9040]

@@ThisisFerrariKhan gc 😔

[@ThisisFerrariKhan]

@@grimelkin9040 ikr, RIP to a legend. Missed but never forgotten. 😔✊🏾

[@DrTubeman]

Daves humor is gold, this still cracks my ribs!

[@DRB-Octane]

@3:13 "He is wearing Nikes , get this man!!!" almost sharted laughing =D

[@waseemsells5378]

This will never get old 😂🤣😂🤣

[@mannykhan7752]

Just goes to show you how genius this guy is. When I first watched this clip, I thought maybe the audience is laughing a little too hard but at the end I knew those laughs were gunuine.

[@withheldrathernotsay3324]

“I’m going to leave my calling card...” that was hilarious

[@22don30]

I can draw from my memory

[@JLRRyan]

I love you Dave Chappelle

[@stefanzlatanovic7521]

A fucking genius walking among us. Never fails to crack me up.

[@Locoandchooch]

No one can touch this guy. A little Dave in everybody’s life is good for the soul.

[@diegopiedmont1305]

that one guy screaming he was laughing so hard was high af

[@variedadesvariadas7785]

Simply the GOAT of comedy👏👏👏

[@jayz6706]

I’ll draw him from memory 😂

[@CustomizedUsername]

When he said “let me get my stencil” 💀🤣

[@freedompirateuk-audit4684]

This is still fresh 12 years in

[@CelticsCampions08]

Absolutely no one better than Chappelle. His presentation is as broad as Bugs Bunny but his content is as sharp as George Carlin.

[@tressinar]

Watched a interview where he said he loved Bugs Bunny.

[@waielkhurshed3120]

After 13y we still laughing ... Tnx Dave ❤

[@jamiecummings6109]

I'll draw him from memory 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@LouisianaPyro93]

I would love to see this man live

[@tyler7248]

watching in 2019 and still funny

[@Hartcore11]

A true talent.

[@Trid3nt861]

The forensics part is glorious 🤣

[@miltonbu764]

*Back Up*

[@deathbytheroad]

'do they walk into a scene and say "this place is a mess...CHECK IT FOR SEMEN"...or do they walk in and slip.."oh oh oh my god what the hell was that? (liks his finger) SEMEN!!!!" true LEGEND...that part leaves me in stitches all the time

[@JC-XL]

Bill Clinton is the original Semen-Bandit 😂 😂

[@midnitesubaru]

This type of comedy is no more with Dave but i do appreciate him today . Comedian and philosopher.

[@ShadowOfaRainbow369]

That slip and swipe was too good 5:35

[@ryanmiskin8925]

This brings back memories from the early 2000’s where I’d download this kind of stuff and burn it onto a CD and just listen to comedy specials as I drove around. Lots of Chappelle and Carlin in those days, two of the best to ever do it. I literally knew every word and every little inflection from this special. I was obsessed with Chappelle and Carlin when I was a teenager, they were just so damn good.

[@yomiwilliams4368]

His white voice is hilarious 😂 Well perfected Another thing: I could laugh just listening to that lady in the audience laugh 😂

[@samuraixyz22]

Dave is special. A true comedic genius .

[@rimerime1315]

😂😂😂Dave is the best! 💜

[@lesy5571]

His improv skills on point

[@psmkdj]

king of comedy

[@ZeyadLT]

I love Dave so much man

[@NYC1E1]

Cop " He's still here, ( Police Brutality ) open and shut case Johnson. Lol.....

[@snowb0x]

This is the greatest man to ever touch a microphone hands down.. and I typed this before cleaning up the food I just spit out on a date. Thanks Dave

[@Kenohh]

Dave is a legend

[@dilexsonkanthasamy6817]

"Wait a minute , I wanna leave my calling card!" 😂😂😂

[@sandplasma]

He didnt quit guys. He still does standup. Look around and buy tickets. He just doesnt do the chapelle show.

[@debicongram5546]

Yes, he quit the show. That's what's a shame.

[@NecroticSuffering]

I'm white but i love his comedy. Hes just so fucking right about prejudices and stuff and pinpoints everything exactly. Great comedian.