Dave Chappelle's Funny Ass Shit

[@KILLERONROAD]

Jesus, 2006 and it’s still up. I probably gave this video 5 stars back then. I remember watching this exact video in middle school. This video survived all of the copyright purges.

[@peelsreklaw]

wow I forgot there were star ratings

[@fazyt1508]

that’s fucking dope

[@Lantern_Larry]

David's comedy and influence will outlast the heat death of the universe. Ps. My family had this special on VHS and we watched it probably 100 times. Wore the tape out.

[@lunser9098]

Back to when the home page looked like a google search

[@skrappykoko46]

A fucking gem of a comment lmao legends never die.

[@semencore]

i wish i could see this for the first time again

[@notyou6573]

9 years later

[@chibitomato8656]

I could lol

[@kyrilborea333]

smoke a jay, or eat an edible, just make sure to get THC in ur system and it’ll do the trick even better than watching for the first time.

[@bobcrews4482]

@@notyou6573 gggg

[@rico6719]

Take some Xanax

[@ViVALaKiRAxx]

"lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here." LMAO

[@rapaboutcrap2568]

Holy shit a decade a ago?

[@thondeng6560]

@@rapaboutcrap2568 right? 😭😂🤣💀

[@paulgrow1280]

Wait “LMAO” was used 11 years ago?

[@ViVALaKiRAxx]

@@paulgrow1280 but of course 😂

[@notyou6573]

@@ViVALaKiRAxx oh shit ur still alive ur a legend

[@guitarninjarick8179]

Still quote that all the time. "Open and shut case, Johnson! Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here."🤣🤣🤣

[@asadiqbal123]

Crack is slang for cocaine?

[@why3011]

@@asadiqbal123 crack is cocaine that has been cooked down into a rock-like substance usually with other stuff thrown in

[@debadityasaha1684]

@@asadiqbal123 crack is more than 1000 times more potent than cocaine.

[@samiham]

@@asadiqbal123 crack is cocaine but is meant to be smoked.

[@oliveeisner8964]

Dave's white guy voice always kills me! Somehow it also sounds like Obama..

[@saranguyen2788]

Well, Obama is half white so you have good ears 😂

[@Chazaq]

No, all the black comedians. use the doofy white voice to imitate white guys. Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, you name it. That’s common black knowledge.

[@eyescreamcake]

Have Obama and Dave Chapelle ever been seen together? :O

[@Chazaq]

ahmed khan one drop of black blood makes you black. Sorry, black is dominant. Don’t forget, white comes from black not the other way around.

[@Chazaq]

eyescreamcake many times. The 2016 BET awards for one.

[@pacmagicman]

damn, he has the best white-man voice

[@notyou6573]

almost 10 years ago damn

[@ab-ho8xo]

3 am free style

[@JM-yc1nh]

His reporter voice omg

[@martyes9563]

You have the best white guy name 🤣

[@Batata3572]

cant anymore lmao

[@FazersOnStun]

“The old baby on the corner trick” gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@wayneellis1565]

I pictured "Little Man"

[@branon6565]

Hard to believe this special was recorded 18yrs ago....

[@LookHereMars]

Damn...

[@drummergeorge9642]

wow

[@RedMissou]

Branon Fontaine Its not hard stop being dramatic😂

[@uncommonamerican]

Dam......

[@BrileyGabriel]

@pimpninja1985 Dave has not let that stop him at all!!! Lol Did you check out his last Netflix special "Sticks and Stones" He came for EVERYBODY like only Dave Chapelle can!!! It was hilariously refreshing!!!!

[@ikeyasector]

I grew up in the 80's and by the time the late 90's hit, I didn't care for newer stand up comedy at the time... till I found out about Chappelle, and I've been a major fan ever since.

[@xtotaldestructionx]

"Nigga don't do that, that's 5-10!" hahaha!

[@duliee5076]

hell yea

[@bradevand4818]

Wasn't. Funny.

[@Erin-bc8ic]

+Brad Evand you must be bored to be spamming this video.

[@miztlivasquez8682]

Callum Young I didnt get the joke bro

[@OnAllahwedependalways]

Miztli Vasquez 5 to 10 it is amount of jail time you receive if you had sex with underage .

[@glitch164]

"What the fuck, gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store, where the fuck you takin' me!?"

[@june2420111]

That's how you know you're in a bad neighborhood in this country. That and the MetroPCS, money transfer, and pawn stores.

[@seabear2494]

Dave has a better white guy voice than I do. And I’m really white.

I believe his mom is half white so you know he got that going for him.

[@notgraham.7215]

Yeah me too, I'm like, see through white and he's got me beat

[@zubby3846]

@ shut up

[@cosmicHalArizona]

REALLY? ME TOO!

[@gutturalemesis]

I don't believe you

[@410balla]

Comedic genius I like Kevin & Katt, but Dave is the best hands down

[@poopstain5216]

Ravens Spot lol hart? Kevin Hart? Lol no

[@Mommascooking420]

poopstain exactly He’s funny but not Dave funny

[@ookalar665]

poopstain comedy is subjective, you can’t tell him Kevin harts not funny just cause you don’t like him

[@gunkle7986]

@@ookalar665 sure you can. It's the same shit for 10 years my wife this and my retarded kids that

[@Carol-D.1324]

I’m with you! Dave is the best of the best! 🎉

[@kamitube172]

A living legend.

[@Dniel098]

Facts

[@21stoner65]

Dave Chappelle > Kevin Hart You cant change my mind!

[@smokeyone]

No contest

[@Arlyndonnelly]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[@williammcleod8322]

1500 dollars in it for you if you change your opinion let's see how much of a fan you REALLY are

[@somebat8888]

Ur stating the obvious

[@jundies171]

who wants to change your mind?

[@AbdalaHersi]

The GOAT.

[@bradevand4818]

Fuck outa here bitch

[@casual5718]

Brad Evand Dave Is The GOAT, BITCH!!

[@felipepineda1585]

Love Chappelle. Bill Burr better tho

[@Calbenmike]

Eddie Murphy.

[@Mommascooking420]

Felipe Pineda good argument very debatable tho

[@TreachourusJdogg]

"HEY BABY! Stop sellin' weed aight, you got your whole life ahead of you"

[@notyou6573]

11 years ago

[@JC-wj7sb]

2 months ago

[@davidchang2148]

3 months ago

[@Ahyarn]

a month ago

[@frankthetank1369]

Today

[@KuroShiiiiro]

All of his jokes are so awesome. His use of commentary is golden, as he's serious yet makes light of the situations. IE Police Jokes at the beginning. That's hilarious.

[@rafaeltapia156]

Dave Chappelle is hands down the best comedian ever 💯 Nobody makes me laugh harder than he does

[@tibaazher2792]

Yeah, me too 😂

[@dominickwilliams3757]

Bernie Mac Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy are all on his level. All are just so funny

[@Shine-wb6ll]

@@dominickwilliams3757 id add Eddiie griffin to that list, no doubt

[@blackstar_1069]

Norm

[@qtippz]

"NIGGA DON'T DO THAT THATS 5 TO 10!!!"

[@CharlesB-NGNM]

Open and shut case Johnson......

[@wilmasariman3443]

Watch out!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChChCheckIt]

"HEY BABY!" lol

[@thijmen5307]

hey

[@notyou6573]

wow 11 years ago

[@ChChCheckIt]

@@notyou6573 long time Dave Chappelle lover here!

[@notyou6573]

@@ChChCheckIt oh wow ur still active on the account lol

[@chibitomato8656]

How are ya?

[@MattGreenleaf21]

how could you even thumbs down Dave

[@michaelstroman3721]

Matt G I know right

[@johnmalcolm9980]

All the down pointing thumbs should be white

[@magicmike6961]

coz hes black

[@chocolateloli6746]

Magic Mike why the hell are you even here?

[@chocolateloli6746]

Tom Smith ????

[@MAClamaire]

"It aint a real nice house but they would never believe i be livin in it" "Oh, hes still here!" hahahahaha

[@Dniel098]

😂😂😂 ong

[@jra5624]

So thankful to be alive during the Chapelle era.

[@DevyDev2004]

“Naw cuz I’m black ya see, NYAAHH” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pablox2371]

😹😹😹had to rewind that a few times holy shit

[@IamINERT]

Nyaaaahhh

[@paladin8052]

Stop talking like that

[@dhalbrohr]

NYAAAH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@glitch164]

"What the fu- Gun store, Gun Store, Liquor Store, Gun store; WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKIN' ME!?"

[@d0dgerdante]

this is without a doubt one of the best stand ups of all time (his whole "killing them softly")

[@GeneFOX70]

For What It's Worth plus Sticks And Stone, too.

[@dominickwilliams3757]

@@GeneFOX70 loved all of his work but this ones definitely his best work.

[@Frank7489]

I love his Clinton material from this set

[@sourensos]

if u don't like Dave Chappelle, there is something wrong with u

[@sparthans0]

sourensos and that is FACTS.

[@omikronweapon]

I'm waiting for Dave to approach me on the street to do a commercial. I'l do it for fréé, Dave!

[@alvinwine5665]

That is a fact .

[@akshanshchoudhary7397]

Good luck replying to a 8 year old comment.

[@rubensoares3943]

Amen!

[@adiraroasti]

2017 and this show is still my favorite

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

Adir Aroasti 2019

[@whocares11222]

2021

[@Luftmysza.]

2022

[@kirtisgranger7408]

Can't get enough of Dave Chappelle this clip kills me every time. ......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shatwood]

It really does NEVER get old. A True testament to this man's talent.

[@leeilich2876]

This has to be one of the best stand ups of his I would go and see him and have a good laugh all night long thank you Dave

[@plbeckman]

Dave is a comedy genius

[@datkidjay87]

This shit is still fucking hilarious to me

[@michaelireland7239]

amen brother

[@jgaa5045]

Dave Chappelle does THE funniest stand up. Only person that is somewhat close to him is Bill Burr

[@TheMplsboy]

JGAA. And Chris Rock

[@AznUzer]

I’m Dirty Dan he’s legendary

[@josephmcclain1043]

God damn I think I just found someone with the exact same fucking mind as me

[@gps433fool]

OMFG YES... BILL IS A FUCKING SAVAGE

[@SunG0D936]

I swear. Tom segura is pretty fucking hilarious too but in a different way

[@kikibaker101]

It had all the symptoms of a project lmao. This is like one of the best ones. He's the funniest man alive!!!!!!!

[@DC8BPTheGoat]

13 years ago...time flies.

[@literallylikedude9814]

@@DC8BPTheGoat dawg fr

[@Hintz6]

He's got the awesome talent to take a story and stretch it out over 6 minutes and make every second hilarious. He's gotta be one of the funniest human beings ever.

[@Mecharocca]

"I don't want to live no mysteries."

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

A 10-year old typo, amazing...

[@notyou6573]

10 years

[@JohnSmith-yr6je]

Nothing beats old Dave Chappelle lmao

[@rorycarter6948]

I love when he hits the mic stand with the mic

[@DamasBeats]

Hey baby! Don't sell drugs you go ya whole life ahead of you! He said man fuck you I got kids to feed. Holy shit I was dyin at this shit!

[@cheesydarkside]

don't you just love the way he tells the story, makes you actually want to listen.

[@ehszeriahbartels587]

The baby i got kids to feed lmao

[@equinox1185]

god damn this guy is a legend ...chappelle and jim carrey are the only ones that make me laugh....ooooo and eddie murphy..

[@xxCCBBxx]

Chapelle>Hart

[@Sky-ez5wp]

wtf is that disgusting flag

[@potus8719]

@@Sky-ez5wp what's wrong with it?

[@jabtrade]

Dave's a great entertainer, I miss him on Comedy Central :(

[@tfwnoyandere]

still alive?

[@Siickening]

15 damn years Jesus

[@tfwnoyandere]

@@Siickening ikr this comment would have been made in 2007

[@literallylikedude9814]

this comment is a decade and a half old…

[@jabtrade]

@@literallylikedude9814 Yep

[@andro1528]

His white voice 😂😂

[@tibaazher2792]

I know it's a legendary voice 🤣😏

[@zakiy3430]

When u watch Dave....Kevin become totally Dumb comedian....Love Dave

[@ricksanchez7393]

@Joseph wut

[@dominickwilliams3757]

There’s no need to disrespect Kevin to praise dave. They can both be great.

[@Pulsonar]

7:40 'The old baby on the corner trick eh!' I shouldn't laugh, but he kills me 😂

[@Catchingfaces]

"I dont wanna leave no mysteries" :D

[@Vaga365]

Pretty sweet to enjoy any artist at the top of their game. Thanks for posting!

[@DC8BPTheGoat]

I was 7 when you posted this. Now im 23.

[@PHNtM-rb2sf]

I was 0 when you posted this. Now I’m 17

[@alvinwine5665]

Dave was simply undisputably the best in the business none better.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

Louis CK

[@tytus9618]

@@fulltimeslackerii8229 Louis CK is shit to be honest

[@Sasan1297]

"IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA!" ahahahhhahahahaha

[@wesleydaub8002]

I remember my parents and grandparents showing me old video clips of comedians from the 60's ,70's and 80's and I even saw clips of Jerry Seinfeld when I was in grade school in the 90's but nothing beats seeing and listening to a high caliber comedian while they are in their prime and you are mature enough to get all of the jokes!! It's really weird seeing something that you and your high school buddies laughed your asses off to at the time becoming old and nostalgic. Now I know how grandma and grandpa felt when they showed me all of those 60's and 70's comedians that they watched the first time before I was born.

[@simonkidd2088]

Best comedian on the Earth

[@Rieses34]

Dave Chappelle is truly a remarkable comic

[@TackDr1ver]

Dave's "white man" voice is the funniest shit ever.

[@curtistinemiller4646]

He broke in and hung pictures up everywhere. LOL

[@אדםאיבנוב]

Damn 16 years up is crazy

[@matzomaniac]

"i don't leave no mysteries.." funny as hell :D

[@patriots9021]

"every dead black person the police find has crack sprinkled on em" lmfao died laughing right there

[@tokivialexawomi7921]

U still dead?

[@ManiacallyQuiet]

RIP

[@jd5726]

My favorite comedian 😂 classic stand up

[@YouTube_user3333]

2021 and this shit still cracks me up! Dave is a legend

[@jessicataulbee83]

He's hilarious

[@marylsanz]

"🤬 I got kids to feed" - baby 😂😂😂

[@IAMBENNYBLANCO.]

The best comedian of our time...period.

[@icanbelievesomeofitisbutter]

lmao! Seen this so many times and i still cant stop laughing!

[@GONETOLIFE]

I died laughing. The police found me and sprinkled some crack on top of me so it would look less suspicious

[@kykysmommy2]

I remember watching this special on HBO when it first came out and watched damn near every time it got repeated on there. Comic legend.

[@LeoDopeland]

"Hey Baby! Baby, go home man, it's 3 O'clock in the morning, what are you doing out?!" He said "I'm sellin' weed nigga!" i said "oh shit.. i wasn't expecting that.. i had to buy 2 bags of him!" HAHAH

[@PeteMrRod]

when i need a laugh i come to dave chappelle:D

[@xgodxjuice]

dave is the comedy genius of our time i hope he comes back

[@2fadedmike424]

Man i rember getting drunk in mexico in 95 and this guy there gave me some bud told me about this funny fool ever since then nutting but good times

[@AliRizwanMasood]

This title is so 2006, you can't help but love it

[@5El3ments]

Wow uploaded 16yrs ago and it's showing up today. BRAVO!

[@MrJMW007]

such a great white person voice

[@khuhhhhhhhhh]

"well, lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here" Dave is the shit.

[@Troncat80]

Legendary 😂😂

[@22zson]

ive never seen someone with this much talent just decide not to the it with the world anymore

[@vonnxvilluminati908]

Ahh ahhhh I shit on myself I can't stop crying no literally I can't stop fucking crying 😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭 👌

[@bradevand4818]

Calm down bitch. It ain't even funny.

[@TheBreadBeat]

"I know it was a hit and run 'cause the police did it."

[@RdubsProductions]

This is actually funny, I was at dane cook and I didn't even smile LOL

[@MLD.Ltd.]

This video was uploaded 13 years ago. Now is 2020 June, so it must have been uploaded right at the dawn of KZbin. Let that sink in. Legend.

[@onelast2147]

How can you be so fucking funny man this guy is a legend

[@daniel_0591]

Ayo baby, stop selling weed you got your whole life ahead... "shut up nigga! i got kids to feed!" LMAO

[@Time4View]

Baby on the corner always gets me😄

[@superbird4351]

640 cops disliked.

[@poopstain5216]

69Charger01 the south will rise!

[@birddaddydetta]

@@poopstain5216 Nah

[@sockondik12]

i can always watch a dave chappelle video for a good laugh no matter how many times ive seen it before :)

[@Wiz_Lord]

Getting recommended this 14 years later... damn

[@londell528]

Hey baby

[@michaelf4506]

This has aged very well

[@boulshyte8932]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store. ugh shits sad and funny at the same time

[@benzamg32m68]

Funny as hell, Dave has a way of making the unpalatable, palatable. But it makes you think after

[@Robert-tm4yj]

A new era is here 🤗 I love his comedy! Awesome 👍😎

[@hotasiangirlxo]

Dave Chappelle always does some funny shit! This one was just too hilarious, I'm dying her laugh and I almost pissed on myself! LMAO.

[@cpt.lando333]

sup katie

[@whocares11222]

Bro that comment is 13 years old

[@jaybutton3004]

Lmao, lando wyd!!?? ☠️

[@tarigilbert5694]

The funny part of this is that Reg Chapman really does talk like that.

[@bryandamkaer3646]

Ah yes.. the good ol' days when folks had a sense of humor and wouldn't get offended by a piece of paper... Dave is great.

[@MrJspec42]

Dave is probably the top comedian of all time, storytelling, delivery, everything

[@JeffreyChase-ri7vq]

I love his bit about walking into a police station to bail out a friend. His voice is so funny! 🤣

[@theBloodBank]

dave's white guy voice is actually right on lol