Dave Chappelle Updates His 'Give Trump A Chance' Statement

Ahead of his residency at Radio City Music Hall, Dave Chappelle reviews comments he made at the then-President-elect back in November.
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[@civil_villain]

"The fear of poverty is a treadmill." -Dave Chappelle

[@benjaminorozco2886]

Lol.

[@liliethcameron7110]

Lol.

[@truestdude]

@Chase Venus preach lol

[@k3salieri]

Running but you ain't going no where.

[@nancybeveridgetaylor3256]

I was a music performance education major who switched to nursing, for me, best decision EVAH!

[@AethanDaniels]

I loved how the band knew that Dave loves Thelonious Monk and played ‘Round midnight as he entered. Quality people get quality treatment

[@cleverusername9369]

Jon Batiste and Stay Human are always on point.

[@Kriegtime101]

A black legend entering with legendary black music!

[@chiku40]

Beat me to it. That’s such a classic deep cut. Block party!!

[@michaelhoffman5486]

yes but damn thats got to be the most watered down pretty much unregonizable version of a monk song i have heard but what the hell monk is great!

[@shmales7023]

Dave Chappelle is my hero. Lol.

[@Sulueti]

"Well nobody really talks about oxygen until someone's got their hands wrapped around your neck"... So true

[@-jore7581]

@ no, no he's got a point

[@aydinjames5069]

chemists?

[@CameronTheHuman]

To be fair you can’t talk at all of someone’s got their hands wrapped around your neck

[@ItsNessaTho]

@sasholsuma 😑

[@dank_frank2580]

sasholsuma more like exits (it a joke plz don’t kill me ha second joke)

[@vudiphothisuk]

Anyone else looking back at this in 2020

[@XXgenderloveXY]

No

[@Marpaws]

Yup

[@richardnoriega1271]

It went from a bad DJ at a good party to comedy being the last place of rational discourse before the guns start going off of fucking course I’m nostalgic

[@MogajiMohammed]

@@maxx6526 It's really not their fault. Trump's on the news everyday, one scandal or the other. When Obama was President there wasn't so much of him on TV because he just did his job most of the time.

[@michaellangan4450]

Oh yea.

[@ronaldtinkham3245]

I live in the same town as Dave...he came in the local comedy club and hung out and spoke to 20 of us...it was awesome...will always have respect for Dave!

[@937boyz1]

yellow springs

[@hurricane8634]

Your so cool

[@aaroneusjames2342]

@@hurricane8634 *you're... finally got one.

[@heidis8713]

@@hurricane8634 You['re] so intelligent.

[@TheGamerN00b1]

can i live in your basement? Ill pay rent

[@videos4mydad]

"the fear of poverty is a treadmill" - response to being stressed from walking away from the show. Genius off the cuff remark!

[@hollycline2427]

videos4mydad Same!! Brilliant

[@tripodthreefoot2268]

Brilliant

[@TheDrexxus]

Dave has millions in the bank and still dreads ending up poor and with nothing. The nature of America has to change... So many people live with this fear every day and many others are already experiencing what it is like at the bottom with nothing there to help you or care about you. It is that fear of poverty that keeps people working tirelessly to try desperately to have a future for themselves and their families, but at an extreme mental cost that makes almost everything that happens feel so desperate, like any slight change in policy could ruin your entire life.

[@RayanKhan]

"He's like a bad DJ at a good party"

[@falemaa9187]

And the look from Colbert afterwards.

[@gerabadillo7889]

@@falemaa9187 What does that look mean? I didn't like it. I don't like him or this part it was like he wanted him to agree with his side, as if they owned his soul

[@silviaasantewaa5444]

@@gerabadillo7889 You could clearly see dave was holding back with his opinions. he kept all answers very short, a bit shallow but still deep...

[@silviaasantewaa5444]

*Dave

[@arkhadipustaka_]

so he's DJ .. T

[@dixshants1227]

"The fear of poverty is a treadmill" ~ Dave Chappelle

[@Allagi22]

"The fear of poverty is a treadmill"-Dave Chappelle. That's a fucking great quote.

[@Davethawave1999]

By uneducated, do you mean the US school system? LMAO

[@fay10999]

Universe Man what are your qualifications to call anyone uneducated? Please, inform us!

[@a.wiggins9154]

he's Universe Man

[@jurislilientals6239]

He's so famous that he needs to be his own security detail, and so rich that he gets 20% more shirt than regular people.

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@LCD LSD and it makes him look FABULOUS

[@sowell7525]

It's a blouse

[@johnhayesii6976]

All LLS XD

[@tatakainokaizen7140]

shkirt.

[@Maliceah]

I was thinking, Oh Dave, don't wear a mini dress over jeans. Just not a good look. One or the other. lol

[@alison4316]

I'm on a Chappelle binge after 8:46. This man is a legend. He's such an intelligent, deep person.

[@vladgina]

The video is 8 minutes long...

[@larryfisherman2625]

@@vladgina no its have chappelles newest stand up vid look it up

[@marvaff6878]

@@vladgina lol

[@vladgina]

@@larryfisherman2625 OHHHH THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE. haha thanks man. 847

[@BigJayKaner]

​@@vladgina Ah man that's a classic lol

[@TkbStl]

I like the way Dave's not polarizing but expresses himself and makes it clear he's a good speaker I like that

[@thefoxyllama]

Dave Chapelle waved at me from his car when I was in Yellow Springs and that shit was surreal

[@sirchango2665]

the foxy llama why does your avatar look like shrek lol

[@aafre]

Dave's costume designer to Dave: You want a dress or a T-shirt? Dave: Yes.

[@brianobegi4882]

Amit Afre you’re a smart person. May that’s not Dave. Clone ?

[@edgardovalencia2177]

So.... he IS wearing the dress.. interesting

[@samhollinger5054]

That's Rick Owens fam

[@jenniferwhitten1787]

After everything he has said about black men, dresses and Hollywood...

[@gquiros2457]

🤣

[@tishandmarkbacks4563]

' he's like a bad dj at a good party' - love it

[@chabilihicham7136]

Now he's a bad DJ at a bad party

[@Twonne1]

@@chabilihicham7136 Time to fire the DJ

[@xviperahmed8194]

Dave Chappelle > Kevin Hart

[@pussyeater69]

Dave Chappel, Louis C.K. and 2 other old time comedians >>>>>> every comedian ever!

[@codes5218]

Keven Hart shouldn't even be apart of the conversation. Dave is a legend. Kevin is a fad.

[@sabahbubbler]

The epitome of toxic youtube comments

[@jaybook1281]

Xviper omar Most definitely Kevin's gig is worn out and repetitive. "I'm short" or something along those lines every single time. He will never be a legend like Dave, Eddie Murphy, Bernie, Harvey, Cedric, hell even Will Smith and Chris Rock is funnier.

[@samkellman]

Goes without saying

[@paynemeads5940]

Dave Chapelle is one of THE GREATEST Living Comedians of All Time! Truly a living legend.

[@CoachingHigher]

Payne Meads why? I've seen his comedy and I truly don't get it. No hate here, just explain to me if you will why he's a living legend. Tina Fey or JLD are legends in my book for example.

[@paynemeads5940]

You get a car! No problem mate! I consider him like that because he is very down to Earth and bold with his comedy. He is not afraid to tread upon polarizing issues since those are his opinions. For example, he can make fun of rape and Bill Cosby without any hesitation or thought of offending people. That is why I consider him like that.

[@stewfu]

Payne Meads 👍 yes!!!!!!

[@Ranylyn]

Different people find different things funny, and that's fine. For example, I'm generally not a fan of "stoner humor" and very few attempts at stoner humor amuse me. Doesn't mean people can't love stoner humor; you're you, I'm me, and that cat over there is most definitely an alien scheming to skin us alive and wear our flesh like a suit, but the important part is that everyone is different, which means there's different comedians for different audiences.

[@janmedeus3070]

He would be if half of his material would not be about race or men/women conflicts.

[@Doyouloveyourmotherpodcast]

THE FEAR OF POVERTY IS A TREADMILL “ DAVE CHAPPELLE” 🙏🏿🛫🇸🇴

[@dennisbetito9206]

"Well nobody really talks about oxygen until someone's got their hands around your throat." On point until today...

[@cliffordWinder]

🤔

[@Sullaban]

Trump. I hope he is really, really gone. I give you my video link, I give you the link kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpqUl5ihnKeKbLM

[@abbazaba]

He the dangerous junkie died because of drug overdose (fentanyl etc), the original, real autopsy proves this.

[@mikegeiler2347]

Only Dave Chappelle could "accidentally" get buff

[@Wis_Dom]

Happens to a lot of Black people, especially when they reach a certain age and still stay active. I never worked out and people think I do because of good genes.

[@ahoymate5059]

Dave, you look well. Do I? 🤣

[@msimpson1973]

Lol

[@abbazaba]

Not a very good clone/actor of Dave. This man is not the same as that ---> kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWmQe2isrcejfas and it's not just aging.

[@indiag89]

“Marriage comes with snacks and naps” 😂

[@937boyz1]

Only the good marriages the other come with infidelity & irreconcilable differences..... 🤔

[@heatherdeladurantaye3121]

Yeah, unless you're a Mom.

[@kaylajoseph1374]

@@937boyz1 So true.

[@937boyz1]

@@kaylajoseph1374 yes ma'am

[@GingaZinny]

7:48 loved the wisdom by Dave chapelle and Steve's reaction. That expression rivals Keanu's answer about death 2 years later

[@pharris3388]

"Nobody really talks about oxygen until someone has their hands around your throat." Good one, Stephen. Even Dave had to laugh at that!

[@TheModernInvestor]

Chappelle is the true king of comedy

[@greywolf187]

Bill burr*

[@Sullaban]

I want to see this Dave has been away for a bit. Video link for my video take a look kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpqUl5ihnKeKbLM

[@abdelhadielhadia9346]

@@greywolf187 nope

[@CrystalMouse1]

I think he’s a brilliant philosopher

[@reggieoverton4437]

Tha TRUTH !!! G.O.A.T. THE LENNY BRUCE OF OUR TIME...

[@stillakilla]

Dave will always be a legend that deserves standing ovation from everyone.

[@suzieq0452]

With that DRESS he's Wearing he should have OVARIES.:>)

[@shubulaka27]

suzieq0452 HAHHH! clever!

[@mbatterham]

Charlie Murphy (RIP) once said that Dave Chappelle gets rock star love, not comedian love.

[@jeepman8842]

damn dude kiss his asss why dont ya. Hes a funny comedian no more no less. Wanna give some one a standing ovation go to the airport and wait on the soldiers to come home from fighting for our country.

[@stillakilla]

Jeep Man lmfao stfu with your soft ass. They get automatic standing ovations from everyone as it is.

[@pauld205]

We need Dave more than ever.

[@taniaalarcon3042]

I don't hear Stephen say he is "excited" about his guests very often. Dave is certainly deserving.

[@svengalilord]

Dave is higher than the front row of a Bob Marley concert

[@kathleenpapaleo8891]

Mark Kramm What's wrong with that!

[@heatherjnel9944]

Mark Kramm .....higher than giraffe pussy. -Joe Rogan

[@warpeace8891]

LOL... Great line Kramm

[@momentomori9262]

Heather J'nel literally read this comment then found another person who stole it...

[@audioartisan]

I was about to comment that, and saw this... Gawd he's so stoned LMAO

[@ArtesianWaterPourin]

Dave is baked as fuck!

[@Twunga]

I do wonder if he's either on some sort of benzo; or back on the weed

[@splurgabonnnephlhogg3000]

Twunga he was never off weed?

[@Twunga]

well there's degrees i guess

[@LouieV6]

That's nothing new lol

[@palasta]

Twunga Degrees indeed.

[@ohmyghost88]

"Nobody's gonna talk about oxygen until someones got their hands around your throat," ... that hit different now...

[@drunkpervertedmonk]

"He's a bad DJ at a good party." VERY WELL SAID!

[@Kobe29261]

This is what comedy really is - it's not just Dave, Robin Williams had it, Richard Pryor had it, your funny Aunt has it. Comedy at the heart is the awareness of how great and inexorable mans misery and suffering are coupled with the discovery that laughter trumps all of it, yes, hell itself! For every and anyone that's tried to make another person laugh - even for mundane and prosaic reasons, thank you!

[@exohexoh3948]

You are amazing

[@johnnydtractive]

Great comment & insight.

[@Kobe29261]

And you are too kind. I've been a joker all my life and every time I hear someone say - 'how can they joke with such-n-such, it's such a serious subject.' I feel so sorry because they completely miss the point of comedy. It's not everything is great, let's laugh - it's 'this is so depressing we must while we live find yet reason to smile, even laugh about it. You know like the woman who goes to have an abortion and discovers a tumor instead and exhales! "Thank God! I thought I was really pregnant!" All of it is almost suicidally depressing 'except these are the days of our lives!' Laughter is our eject-button.

[@jaykob2482]

Anogoya Dagaati Yes my friend! At least somebody gets the true intent of comedy and a real sense of humor. I hate to be redundant but the liberal left is destroying what makes comedy great: The ability to make fun of and laugh at anything, so as long as it's intellectually funny and said with the intent to make one laugh and not to degrade. This whole pc movement is ridiculous; it stifles creativity. It seemed like it had the potential to ruin Chappell's career when he made his comeback. Luckily he has an enormous core audience and he was able to adapt. Happy New Year, bro!

[@joshnippleton3449]

Amy schumer is the best comedian!

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

Dave I love you man but we need to talk about that shirt...

[@RetlawTheReaper]

TheRealBeatMaster you mean dress?

[@jayjones4412]

He's in good shape I think it looks good on him

[@SifuManhattan]

yea its down to his knees haha!

[@gianconde2705]

He shouldve just tucked it in his jeans man damn!!

[@mattslev]

Game, blouses!!!

[@Hobryan08]

Dave looks like he’s wearing a T-shirt dress.

[@alexsclewis]

that's what you get if you're black and support Trump, I guess..... 😬

[@manamal769]

That’s exactly what he’s wearing.

[@KingSlickJoker]

@@alexsclewis that’s the style from indoctrination of hip hop in the 90s/00s. Trump supporters are the successful people 😏🤫

[@alexsclewis]

@@KingSlickJoker what I'm saying is hollywood likes to put black celebs in drag in order to make them compliant and humiliated. is that what happened here?

[@braesidebikes4344]

@@alexsclewis probably not. it's just a piece of fabric either way. humiliation only works if your ego is attached to irrelevant stuff in the first place.

[@lore3457]

"He is a bad DJ at good Party" and right now its an understandment

[@elvisiwot5215]

USA made it's bed and now it's lying on it.

[@Lordpianz]

@@elvisiwot5215it wasn't the popular vote don't forget that...our electoral system fudge us..hopefully we'll fix this problem at the end of this year

[@yardbirdsweet]

I love the look Dave gives the band when he realizes they're playing Thelonious Monk

[@yardbirdsweet]

Jack Major Round Midnight

[@DangerousUrNot]

yardbirdsweet I studied Monk in a Jazz class once. That dude is crazy on the piano.

[@heatherjnel9944]

Cool I'm not the only one.....block party

[@creatingmyownhappinessjenk8145]

Marviin Gaye

[@lgoler]

Dave can play Round Midnight on the keys, so of course, he dug it.

[@frankies.4500]

I'm really glad Dave didn't placate to the outrage mob. That's why he's a legend.

[@stevenhart6788]

He lives in Ohio in a little hippe town right near I went to college. The town is liberal, but most of the surrounding countryside is not. I think living outside the bubble has given him more perspective.

[@williamlong8859]

@@stevenhart6788 loved his bit on this and buying a firearm.lmao

[@Ironclad6661]

@@stevenhart6788 I grew up too in a similar town and those small town liberals would be considered moderate democrats by Leftist standards too.

[@frankies.4500]

@J St. Angelo How so?

[@vanmichael6517]

He’s timeless, the only trend he’ll regret hopping on is those long shirts

[@nancyhoward7814]

Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius he's up there with all the greats

[@mushroom29]

Very smart, cultured and humble person. Not many of those around these days... Much respect from my end

[@zablonabay]

He is the GOAT

[@stephsmanicshenanigans8017]

The fear of poverty is a treadmill.. wise words

[@codes5218]

"The fear of poverty is a treadmill." Truth.

[@cockeyedoptimista]

"He's like a bad dj at a good party": still positive, Dave: bless you.

[@Nightis81]

You have no idea how good Trump is.

[@cockeyedoptimista]

Nightis81 I was only admiring Dave's refusal to join in reflexive negativity. I'm tired of the open hate from the entertainment industry. I'm no Trump fan, but I try to be open minded and won't blanket-hate nor lie about Trump. His critics can be hypocritical, too. At the same time, "how good he is"? We'll be lucky to survive him.

[@TheTriptamineDream]

I have a pretty solid idea about how terrible he is, was, and seems to be trying to be.

[@cockeyedoptimista]

EbonyEverything Hines I guess it is exactly that - and funny, as is Dave. But he didn't say the party was ruined and everyone went home.. I'm not a Trump idiot, b.t.w. But you must be a closed-minded left-wing reactionary. I'm a Democrat and voted for Hillary. I just don't believe in total hate and Dave has been more generous in his attitude than many. "Hear what you want to hear," indeed. I appreciate the "dear," though, dear.

[@byroncjohnston1]

Because he isn't

[@ruthhaught4296]

I love Dave and your right he is too good for this show!

[@danielmok3762]

0:16 that was the fastest arrangement of the famous jazz ballad "Round Midnight" I've ever heard lmfao.

[@julianblair757]

It's his favorite standard, heard Dave play it at the Blue Note with Rob Glasper and Yasiin Bey

[@--Paws--]

"...he's like a bad DJ at a good party." - Dave Chappelle

[@annemckenzie896]

_Paws_ travolta on fallon

[@Kallan007]

Best line about the Dotard ever and he's ruining the party. LOL

[@marthacvd]

that part....

[@elcuhh1231]

Legendary

[@sunkid02]

Simple yet genius

[@unlocked6352]

Dave Chappelle can wear whatEVER the fuck he well wants.

[@KingZealotTactics]

he sure can but if you look at his style from before it's completely different along with his personality and politics. he looks like a sell out now. : (

[@areyoudreaming6007]

I know right who the fuck cares

[@asong4thedead]

Drink EnemyBlood People change. Imagine that.

[@BullitCake]

the hate is strong in this one

[@frlouis3266]

well yeah, anyone can wear whatever they want, this doesn't cancel the fact that some stuff is just disharmonious. He would have looked much better with a tshirt that went to his waist, especially with this new muscular physique. More like a manly man than a dude in a mini skirt.

[@nancybeveridgetaylor3256]

Chappelle used to be so skinny! Now being married and well fed! Having a chef for a wife helps😁

[@jeremygrimes3984]

Na he still smoke it's helps with the appetite to eat all that protein

[@calisongbird]

‘Roids

[@fatbass311]

smoking pot helped him put weight on!

[@dontcopymystyle4469]

Facts.😝

[@Glorytoglorzo]

Dave’s the level of famous where he can come into your home and light a cigarette and you gotta run and get the man an ash tray

[@007nadineL]

No.

[@gagank478]

dave is so high here.... the glasses dave.... the glasses!! stoner to stoner

[@gagank478]

If you try to look through his glasses, you can see how low his eyes are! LMAO

[@dandygirl6]

Dave is like daddy to the universe, calmly saying truths, making a joke of everything, being mad always, and being loving deep down. How can you not respect him?

[@Syeal7]

Well, he is putting fuel on the entire "Vaccin causes autism" which is leading to death of people and making long gone diseases coming back. I mean, there is that. Otherwise, he is great.

[@aaronhumphrey2009]

Agreed. He's a remarkable talent. And not too high on his own supply ( that's where Tommy Chong comes in with a fresh bud salad!). Uda man, Dave!

[@jpnoobieeiboonpj858]

Hes a great comedian- prob my fave all time...but let's reel it in a lil on the daddy of the universe stuff lol.... The Way The Truth and The Life...

[@jpnoobieeiboonpj858]

Syeal7 illnesses are not coming back because people are opting to deny vaccines...they were never gone! These illnesses are not in countries where people are denying vaccines (like usa), they are in 3rd world countries...oh and btw- they do contribute to autism and other ailments. For Gods sake, the way we cure cancer is to kill you 90% of the way with radiation. No cure for a cold..have you seen how much of a spike in the autism spectrum the "west" has jumped? Oh young grasshopper, so much confidence in mankind...

[@uprightfossil6673]

@@Syeal7 if you research the incidence of vaccine related illnesses over the decades... As I did when studying to be a hospital administrator, you would know that the USA vaccine protocol had a statistically higher probability of causing illnesses than the European protocol. That all changed when we compromised the Europeans autonomy with globalism. Have a truth serum day

[@rvpstudioscanada3991]

"a bad dj at a good party.." .. GREAT Analogy.

[@Sullaban]

Yes, that is where I am at. Thank you and see my video see it NOW. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpqUl5ihnKeKbLM

[@BarbaraMishkov]

His laugh is still the same too, awesome hes hilarious 😂

[@mrzeuz8694]

It looks like he smoked a joint 5minutes before the show

[@Potato_n_Tomato]

That's why he's wearing sunglasses lol

[@ericalexanderson3442]

Probs did haha

[@justintime753]

He did I'm sure

[@tylermahoney3780]

Who cares if he did

[@dreamervanroom]

I would like to buy those kind of shirts toi.

[@Vondruke]

" [trump is like] a bad dj, at a good party" - perfect.

[@snowdjagha]

Yup. That pretty much sums it up.

[@uv10100]

Another show of the great talent that Dave has

[@lootjunior]

bad dj at the worst party would be more fitting, only americans think that america is a great country. The USA are only great if you compare it to the islamic state and even then it's not much better

[@jerminator8384]

Lootjunior McLoot America is and always will be the greatest country on Earth

[@JohnBarrylizard]

That was a great line!

[@tarass8737]

He's in the early 2000s when people wore jeans with a dress.

[@icarussmh9590]

Dave turned down 50 million from Comedy Central and Came back with $100 million from Netflix. Now that’s some baller shit

[@p1nesap]

Isn't it fun how host asks Dave a rhetorical question about prez and then host proceeds to interrupt / interject his own opinion? Saw this coming a mile away.

[@paynemeads5940]

"Trump is like a bad DJ at a good party." XD

[@billysoccerboypayne]

well.....the party is over, now the blacks will have to get a job.

[@TheOneWhoSimps]

Aleksandar Lazic Let's take a shot of vodka every time he says "maybe" (No offence, great post)

[@paradisepipeco]

What makes Chappelle so great is the depth of his intelligence. There are other ways to be really funny, but with Dave, behind his excellent humor is profound and mature wisdom and compassion e.g: the SNL monologue where he accentuated fairness and optimism contrary to what one might have expected. He is a treasure and we should be thankful that he has rejoined public life. He is a true leader.

[@laurakennedy1024]

Love love love Dave Chappelle!! Genius Man. Great to see the two of them together.

[@matthewstetson711]

Dave's been working out.

[@Mikeybmvp2006]

Matthew Stetson thinking the same thing, arms big as hell considering he was skinny years ago

[@DanGolag]

He's also working on an old blues singer voice.

[@blackphillip63]

Gal Dagon It's cigarettes

[@brendamalone3436]

REALLY ?????? what the hell trip you on ? Wake up and smell the rose. it's nice to be awake

[@n4d513]

Brenda Malone Was Dave abducted and cloned by the illuminati?

[@Kaviman503]

Damn they finally got Dave to wear that dress 😔😔😔

Kavi that ain't no dress bruh chill yo ass cuh 😂

[@stankvanfartnstein5590]

Kavi yeah WTF

[@mattyice1151]

Kavi Dam Dave sold out finally

[@trickycommandfool]

Kavi bro I was just thinking the same thing :( :(

[@isorokudono]

Fuck off zygote. He nailed it.

[@nataliemcmasters7379]

I want to see more of this interview please.

[@xro5841]

One of my favorite Motivational posters says, "Why do I work out? Because, "Damn, you look Great!" Never gets Old!"

[@jd3092003]

dave coming out wearing his night gown..

[@ExoShaman]

"He's like a bad DJ at a good party". Fuck, that's a brilliant analogy.

[@smartacious]

That rendition of round midnight when he entered was awesome

[@bijibadness]

every time - every time - i hear Dave Chappelle speak, i learn something or think about something in a different way. it's not that he's one of the best comedians ever, he's one of the best _entertainers_ ever.

[@tylercarlson2448]

I really love the level of optimism and respect Dave Chappelle shows for the American people as a whole.

[@iGrieFF]

Dave Chappell used to make fun of the media asking celebrities what they thought about politics and now they’re asking him about politics 😂😂

[@high_surv]

where is DAVE?!

[@jamesanderson6373]

*Chappelle

[@dstreamerii3958]

"he's like a bad dj, at a good party." (dave chappelle's characterization of the president). Dave's wordplay is always on another level. I've never heard it put so well and with such subtlety.

[@moppy1979]

The crowd reaction at the mere mention of his name! Living legend.

[@socrappyicoulddie]

"Nobody really talks about oxygen until someone's got their hands around your throat." That was a fucking great quote. Did he pull that shit out of thin air? Because I can't seem to source an earlier citation of it.

[@alejandrolopeztobon1643]

I actually think that Dave Chapelle is a genius and not only in comedy

[@elidames6889]

Yeah, he is a social genius. There are some people who just have no specific lense, and see everyone for who they are.

[@michaeledwards7967]

Yup, I came on here to say precisely that. Spot on Alejandro!

[@elidames6889]

@BADAZZTHANG IQ is arbitrary. It is just a number scale set up by prestigious universities that has zero real world application. I'm not denying in any way that Dave is a genius, but I damn sure wont disrespect the guy by talking IQ or comparing him to Kat. If it helps to get the message across of what I am getting at, I wouldnt even use IQ to compare you and I. How disrespectful would that be? You probably got skills I cant obtain, and visa versa.

[@paulpaden4386]

@BADAZZTHANG You're an idiot.

[@asd3262]

Bro you think?

[@mr13dog4]

Hands down this dude like created my sense of humour . Much aroha from NZ Dave you the man !

[@melhupby]

6:40 "No one really talks about oxygen till someone's got their hands round your neck" Foreshadowing.

[@lincolndasema6694]

Dave Chappelle got buff.

[@ajvanhovic]

lincoln dasema +20 dmg on his ult at all levels

[@CS-ui4qj]

He got fat. Then he tried to work it off and gained a little muscle while still eating snacks and taking naps. Lol

[@WireHedd]

Do you still smoke? Yeah, just a moment before I came out here. .....Dave was hitting the blunt before he came out. Drymouth, glassy eyed and grinning and slow. Yup. Dave was BAKED in this interview. LOL!

[@vaiddoh]

I believe he was only Half Baked... I'll let myself out.

[@WireHedd]

really? No, really?

[@brianshirazi373]

hes talking about cigarettes

[@pigdick2233]

He doesn't smoke weed you idiot he's even said so. He's no drug user

[@ske2376]

Naah its called blooow

[@kulkutha6148]

This is not Dave Chappelle anymore. He's totally something new.

[@wesleycristman3278]

Clone? MKUltra?

[@danilocatania5700]

Legend has it Dave Chapelle is still waiting for an intelligent question

[@dreid1127]

😂😂😂😂 Stephen has got a political Agenda and he's squirming in his seat because he knows Chappelle is a heavy weight and can take him down. It's like when the bully knows the tables are turned and he's about to be exposed for what he is. A paid trickster (in other words a useful idiot whose boss told him what his political target is lol).

[@danilocatania5700]

@@dreid1127 bro someone should put what you wrote in his wikepedia page

[@dreid1127]

@@danilocatania5700 you made my day! You might not have the money Chappell makes but you've definitely got the funny gene. You're rich in making people laugh. I appreciated your Joke!

[@danilocatania5700]

@@dreid1127 that was the good old is funny coz its true, what you wrote described the vast majority of industry puppets, Hey maybe we should be a duo!

[@gibbyrex522]

@@dreid1127 Colbert is just as much, if not more of a heavyweight than Chapelle. Chapelle was also high as fuck in this taping.

[@stef4305]

that dj comment is as the best metaphor i have ever heard of this presidency

[@realnewmetal]

Yeah, that guy never cuts spending as people wanted.

[@itswhip]

A well written joke indeed

[@juliantorres8818]

Stef I agree👍

[@thehonkening1]

itswhip Yes, a joke.

[@bud389]

Except it's not, because it doesn't make any sense. So far, Trump is one of the best DJ's this "party" has had in decades.

[@mypal1990]

One of the greatest comedians to ever grace the stage. He's an intellectual kind of a comedian.

[@radinsyah1574]

When you go on Late Night wearing your wife’s blouse, you know you’re a legend.

[@benheinz8817]

This guy just endorsed Andrew Yang for president!

[@XanderFrederick]

Yeah Free Money.....That's Always Worked.

[@benheinz8817]

@@XanderFrederick In _every single instance_ which I've found (though I could be missing something), UBI has been shown to have almost entirely positive effects. Other types of free money, like welfare or disability? They're a bit more complicated and have produced mixed results at best. Do note that UBI fixes some of the abuses of those two systems, though.

[@thomas420a]

Wolfang cutthroat stay strong on your stand and when Yang is potus, please don’t opt in the freedom dividend.

[@thomas420a]

Xander Frederick stay strong on your stand and when Yang is potus, please don’t opt in the freedom dividend.

[@consarge]

Xander Frederick it’s not just “free money”. do your research.

[@superalexgo]

I didn't realize there were so many conspiracies about Chappelle. Compared to his past self, he seems more relaxed and more self-assured, he's clearly worked out a bunch, and he is very open about his anxiety and nerves. I'm pretty sure he was depressed, because I've gone through depression myself and I see the exact same differences in my current self and my past self. Another cue is the fact that he turned down a huge sum of money, because I did the same exact thing (although not nearly as much) in 2013. Sometimes all the money in the world just isn't enough, you need time to figure yourself out and to heal.

[@dewaynethomas3122]

Ever since Trump got into office conspiracy nuts have been coming out the woodwork because they realized how gullible people actually are on a mainstream basis. It's like "hey, if you think Trump is a decent person then Dave Chappelle is clearly a clone!!!". And it will never end either. They're going to form a new and improved KKK i believe.

[@CS-ui4qj]

No, he is even more depressed. Like he said, fear of poverty is more stressful than selling out to “whitey, Illuminati, the man”. Like a caged wild animal, it’ll either die or give into its captor.

[@bentaylor10]

He dropped the deal because the producers wouldnt let him do his own stuff, i believe he’s a consiencious person but depressed? No

[@bentaylor10]

Also during his hiatus he would just randomly turn up at comedy clubs to do a set so it wasnt a legit break

[@metheme7893]

Wrong.... He wouldnt do what elite ordered him to do and talked to much about their sick ways so they destroyed him by making up stories in media .... Since they owned the media. They also stole most of his money .

[@jamesthomison4356]

You cant really blame him for hoping for the best. I was the same way. You cant root against the pilot of your plane

[@Avikpalui]

What do you think now? Do you believe that people and media kind of exaggerates his bad doings than it actually is..or is it really bad after almost 3 yrs of his presidency?

[@jamesthomison4356]

@@Avikpalui i would say its pretty bad. But thats just me

[@Avikpalui]

@@jamesthomison4356 in what way would you say its bad...i am nt an American citizen,so i am trying to understand it from an outside perspective. Now i understand his rhetoric is quite harmful(twitter and all), but thats just words..tell me in policies, in practice, what has he done. That are bad.

[@Avikpalui]

@@jamesthomison4356 you see..when i see shows like this, where Stephen Colbert just constantly bashes trump. But merely on either what he has said, or random accusations. Never something on policies. And weirdly enough, why is a talk show, constantly indoctrinating people, more than the news..

[@Rex69Rutherford]

@@Avikpalui it's about lazy intellects. People take headlines as gospel because they don't want to read/ research. Truth is, they don't necessarily believe the propaganda... they just read the headlines to confirm which side has a majority that they can safely hide within. It's very beta

[@avedic]

"He's like a bad DJ at a good party." Honestly.....yeah, that sums it up about as succinctly as possible. It's honest...brutally honest. Yet..not cruel. It hits hard. I'm stealing that. Giving credit of course....it's a good impulse to want to turn people on to Dave.

[@djbis]

here loving the DJ analogy. 👌🏼🤣

[@chevonkeller5089]

fear of poverty is like a constant treadmill

[@efebrahim]

Smokin the uuuuuuhm "ciggarettes"...just moments before i went out here. Subtle

[@brianshickey]

The GOAT (stand up, sketch comedy, and simply for his comedic mind). A mix between Richard Pryor, Eddie, and the wit of George Carlin, Dave makes everything better and always puts me in a great mood. You are a gift in every way Dave Chappelle.

[@xxx-ln9gv]

Dave, we still love you. Trump 2020.

[@1031E]

2020 is about the amount of votes Trump will get next time after the nightmare he has put this country through.

[@TheIronLion2024]

M.A.G.A. BABY

[@xxx-ln9gv]

Hahaha. You're funny.

[@C1aud1802]

Say no to tall tees, Dave.

[@MindCrime550]

They call that a tall tee? That's a friggin dress over jeans.

[@iamvonimmel]

He's revisiting his days that he portrayed Prince.

[@pointlessgimmickyusername9196]

Pretty sure it's just a short dress.

[@C1aud1802]

ChannelWes "Game, Blouses"

[@21972012145525]

That shirt would be great on leggings or white jeans.

[@juderaj8446]

"the fear of poverty is a treadmill" Dave Chapelle

[@sherylwating1924]

Dave is one of a kind person. He is full of wisdom and character. God bless you dude

[@Gikash]

Colbert so far has the best interview with chapelle.

[@xouf3028]

And Oprah had the worst definitely

[@dano2413]

Is it me or does Dave looking weird all buffed up?

[@Lindani_Mvano]

He does

[@bakeraqil3708]

You didn't know? He is a clone! src = youtube

[@jjjj5452]

it' the deeper voice that's weird for me

[@jbrice9847]

@@jjjj5452 smokes crack. Look up him on sway with hamonica player pt 2 at the end Michael blackson says a few words Liston to him

[@patricksullivan6483]

He looks even weirder wearing that mini skirt over leans LMAO

[@marccameron7127]

dave's baked forsure

[@rockclimber3045]

WAY baked!

[@alanisnotcool]

I know right but he handles it very well. I'm sure he knows by now exactly how many puffs he should take before he goes on, especially after getting boo'd while performing in Detroit several years ago when he got too baked. lol

[@iminyomommy7889]

Marc Cameron half baked

[@MrWay2Hard]

Marc Cameron straight facts lmao

[@Zero-ks3pc]

Patrick Prosper holy shit you are correct!

[@JesseLeeHumphry]

VERY underrated part of this video is Stephen asking Dave's permission to touch his arms. EVERYBODY should do that shit.

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

Trump=bad dj at a good party. That is about the greatest thing I’ve ever heard 😂

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

DAMN DAVE CHAPPELLE GOT JACKED !!!!!

[@kbjonesma]

Not sure if he has lung cancer or been cloned. HA. Had too. I hope neither.

[@stanleygoldsbyjr1212]

I was just saying Dave been in the gym