4 Years Ago Today Arguably The Most Famous Pizza Review Of All Time - Joe & Pat's Pizzeria

[@raff998]

From the "plasteeek" machine guy with the bloody nose, to the two guys complaining about the service, to "I fought a war for youse", and the crazy lady demanding a piece but refusing to be on camera, this review had it all. Nothing will ever top this one

[@christaylor3911]

Cheers mate, almost missed it when watching the vid

[@MrYouarethecancer]

You didn’t even mention the kid dabbing behind prez

[@razrxo]

Plastique

[@suckafish2754]

The review with the guy with no arms pulling the suitcase was pretty classic aswell

[@dibsdibs3495]

@@suckafish2754 also the little Cesar’s one, everybody’s fat pizza pizza!

[@valdezmaury467]

Dave being bombarded by NPCs is freakin’ priceless. He just can’t stop interacting with them 😂😂

[@kevinleary8542]

Lmmfao such an under rated comment

[@QueenLaQueefa]

NPCs lol

[@brett6204]

What are NPCs

[@valdezmaury467]

@@brett6204 non playable characters, like pedestrians in video games like GTA or shop owners in Zelda

[@adrienm3687]

They are real people.

[@caedmander]

Fact is, food tastes better when you feel like you earned it, and this man fought a battle against chaos to eat a slice.

[@vinny-zm5vo]

nah that’s not a fact. makes no difference. but i guess you had to make something up so your punchline had a place to land.

[@caedmander]

@@vinny-zm5vo umm, are you ok? You seem to have taken this throwaway comment a little personally. Tho I do agree, not my best work.

[@Sarku1995]

​@@vinny-zm5voit's not that deep buddy

[@fposmith]

Yes, but that time delay added to the "Pizza Flop" !

[@uncklebuckle6859]

@@vinny-zm5voc’mon, Vinny - that was actually a pretty good comment. Let me get you a drink.

[@ParkorPlays]

My absolute favorite part of this review is: “I was nice enough to give you that idea” “It’s not my pizza place!” 😂😂😂

[@guardian8903]

Lol tru

[@mikeboshko2623]

I like the "plastique machine" guy coming out of nowhere 😅. It's all good stuff

[@KMC1367]

You are so right! You can’t make this up! This is gold!!!

[@Chitown312]

I never been to NY but this is exactly what I imagine when I think of NY, I wouldn’t be surprised if everybody needs xanex smoothies to start the day 🥤 🍊 💊 😂

[@DeShawnGreen2001]

4:56

[@Patrick.Weightman]

This is ACTUALLY an accurate representation of a dream

[@paulgreengod]

NYC is more like a nightmare

[@Beau4824]

This is a melatonin dream 😂

[@guardian8903]

Life is a dreem❤

[@Smok3_710]

Plasteek Machine

[@aaronzigelbaum]

my favorite is the guy with the dried flowers who sneers at the camera

[@aureliastone8671]

“You shouldn’t hate homeless people, but that lady I hate her!” I’m dying

[@MIgardener]

This has me rolling every time I see it. Holy cow it was chaotic.

[@TheMindfulHomestead]

Plasteek machine? 😂

[@BrickTop06]

Grow big ❤️

[@seize3]

This is exactly how NY is

[@bigvito69]

Where did you roll to?

[@7deadlysloths]

Then you have never been to NYC before. Wasn't a big deal at all tbh.

[@zephead4835]

"I fought a war for you's." That takes it over the top. And thank you for your service sir.

[@JonHop1]

That old WW2 vet took 1 look at Dave and knew he was Jewish and help freed his ancestors lol

[@StewartLucrative]

That guy was 100% lying, lol

[@soso-mx8nb]

@@StewartLucrative how do you 100% know that?

[@MaximeTanti]

@@soso-mx8nb it's an internet 100%, which is about equivalent to a scientific 32%

[@Syn410]

@@soso-mx8nb Because he would have to be over 100 years old for it to be true

[@WoodnessGoodness]

I am literally rolling on the ground. Dave just being himself gets me every time!

[@guardian8903]

Tru, dave is the glue to makes this project work

[@bryanlosen3262]

You aren't literally rolling on the ground. You are figuratively rolling on the ground. Did you get all dirty and scuffed up from rolling on the ground? I bet not...

[@_vakas]

​@bryanlosen3262 this guy some kind of observationalist?

[@mrdgg949]

Doubt it

[@westonsmith7772]

you rolled on the ground? For what?

[@karlmadl]

So much rewatch value with this one. Notice at 1:57 you can see our WW2 veteran who then takes almost a minute to walk 10 feet into the shot

[@justincoleman3805]

Dude, he fought for you’s.

[@Thomipangang]

He probably just stopped to watch what was happening as he walked pretty fast when he was in shot.

[@vancearama]

Actor was waiting for his cue

[@DrayDrayn]

@@vancearama nuh he probably was having a conversation with those two guys who just came out wondering what the service was like cause he was about to go in. You could see him trying to have a conversation with the two as they were trying to go by.

[@UnEviLGaming]

NO WAY 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielgrabowski5436]

Frankie is a PRO for not just keeping the camera on point, but skillfully transitioning between street creatures and Dave's reaction. If there's some kind of award for this type of production, give the kid a nomination.

[@May2320101]

Street creatures… most underrated comment ever!!

[@1bls]

Street creatures bahahahahah, seriously that shit is funny

[@ladscrimpton8590]

You picked the perfect words lmfao "street creatures" hahahaha

[@synzofwar515]

“Street creatures.” 😂😂

[@lilslick72591]

Frankie is a legend

[@thomaspaquette9991]

When Dave looks down at the pizza after the guys said they didn’t get their food. Priceless

[@bradleymcdonald6273]

When does that happen?

[@BillyHudson1]

@@bradleymcdonald6273 dog its a 5 minute video what happened to your barin

[@zachporter8864]

"barin"​@@BillyHudson1

[@thegreatgonzo6073]

@@BillyHudson1it literally didn’t happen. That’s why he asked.

[@irsute8833]

That review was really incredible. It feels like a scene at the theatre.

[@Umkarz]

David Lynch’s Pizza and Milkshakes is just in front... Could explain some of it.

[@martinvanburen4578]

it had a WWII vet, a crazy zombie man with a bleeding nose and the woman adding a chorus, this was like a dream movie and the gay couple brought it all back to reality

[@gurusheat3506]

dont be suprised if it was .. anything for clout

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

@@gurusheat3506 calm down

[@DeltaAssaultGaming]

Theater

[@bobbyg7102]

Laugh my ass off everytime I see this review. Great cast of characters!

[@Shroomunati]

You kinda felt bad for Dave just a little

[@frankrosemeck9898]

The difference between real life and fiction is - fiction has to make sense.

[@charlesbarkley223]

Dave loves the gays

[@rabes1981]

Frankie, what's goin' on here?

[@eddiez1247]

Its not a cast of a movie, those were real addicts and homeless people.

[@Zarzar22]

Whoever did the casting for this really hit the mark. Fantastic actors, and none I've seen before. Definitely some diamonds in the rough in the indie scene

[@clutchx5664]

Ur weird

[@zoasis7805]

@@clutchx5664 your moms weird

[@ramic7151]

@@zoasis7805 he has two dads

[@White_Wrath]

Plastic machine

[@georgegoughnour1509]

@@ramic7151 makes sense

[@Buzazu]

This is not just a review anymore, this is culture

[@guardian8903]

A most famous anthopologist portnoy is

[@EllensCabinets14k]

😂😂FACTS. First thing I do whenever I get a bloody nose is I go up to the first person I see and ask for Plasteek Masheen. Some well cultured individuals get it

[@franciscogonzalezherreras550]

More like real scenery… bums crazies and freeloaders…

[@Cookieboymonster1962]

I've see this several times over the past few months and it actually gets funnier with each subsequent viewing. I love the WW2 veteran standing off to the side waiting for his turn in the spotlight.

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

There's no way plastique machine man is still alive but we have this video to remember him by forever, everybody knows the rules.

[@hisroyalhighness8566]

Rest easy Plastique da machine guy we hardly knew you

[@jackmiddleton2080]

Pretty sure that is the blood of a man who got black out drunk and fell on his face.

[@tylerp3327]

Up in Heaven, still looking for the plastique machine 🙏

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

@@tylerp3327 I'd like to think that if there is a heaven then he found the plastique machine there.

[@thewerd1982]

He was trying to tell the world about the machine he invented to solve the worlds plastic problem. This was his one shot to reach millions but the boys at big plastic got to him just before and beat him to an inch of his life. People say he was drunk but really he was just severely concussed and English isn’t his first language. Anyways without him and his wonderful plastic machine humanity is doomed. We could’ve had it all, our empire of dirt, but he let us down…. Everyone knows the rules….

[@ryangies4798]

Shows what it’s like to stand still on busy corner block in NYC. Most people are rushing to get somewhere, even the tourists who generally don’t know where they’re going…but if you stand back on a busy block and just observe, this is what you see in the span of 6 minutes. Honestly, it gets even crazier at times yet the interactions of interesting people are the same. 25 year resident, nearly my entire adult life in this madhouse of a city :)

[@toeey1]

Probably why I long for less and less city life as I get older.

[@snakecat586]

Shit hole. to many assholes coming down to Florida from here.

[@ColonelBloodyKurtz]

New Yorkers are literally GTA npc's 😂

[@jacobsmith6136]

I can’t even imagine living surrounded by concrete for 25 years without having been sentenced to prison.

[@Impact009]

This is why I hate being in NYC. When I try to mind my own business, people go out of there way to bother me, sometimes physically. It's obviously a minority, but the sheer volume of people makes that minority happen every few minutes. It's like the physical ones are begging to be decked.

[@SpinningBacKflst]

SNL writers could never storm up something so comedically fkng brilliant 😆

[@animal0mother]

SNL has been pretty rarely funny in >10 years.

[@ikekissel572]

@@animal0motherindeed

[@andrewferguson8032]

One interruption per second, everyone knows the rules

[@acanadianeh8344]

I'd love a whole series of Dave just interacting with the public

[@Jas-D]

That's pretty much what half these reviews are anyway 😂

[@candeezymarie9827]

Same!!!

[@jays4946]

This can be used as a time capsule 100 years from now. It has everything

[@pegtor700]

This is the video we show aliens

[@lethrneck4]

The old guy out of no where talking about WW2 had me dying ..I can see why Frankie couldn’t contain himself after that haha “my pleasure”!

[@WillEatsPlants]

I’ve seen this review maybe 5 times and it still makes me happy

[@SouthernSkeptic]

"I love ghays."

[@retrobluemusic]

plastic machine? is that okay?

[@conorcasey7058]

This is honestly hilariously funny. Was like watching a scene from the Office

[@guardian8903]

Portnoy is both Jim and Micheal at same time

[@martyottmba]

This makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mtuncrr]

lol this is one of the craziest videos Ive ever saw

[@brantgrace9354]

I think there should be a revisit to this location after that roller coaster of a review 😂😂

[@irvingmarmolejo9713]

Definitely 💀

[@kinghitthisbloke9527]

Definitely not, got to know when to leave a memory a memory. Going back will have too high of an expectation and this was most certainly a once in a lifetime experience

[@Herk_Derp_20]

No way. No revisits, everyone knows the rules

[@tylerp3327]

@@Herk_Derp_20 the place with the shitty hostess got a revisit lol

[@MC-dz8be]

I never noticed before but at 1:53 you can see the world war 2 veteran standing to the side lol almost like he's waiting for his que 😂

[@soccerfc123]

Waiting for his cutscene to start

[@manhalen7046]

I thought that was Robert DeNiro lol

[@afridgetoofar1818]

Maybe this was staged

[@1jencapo]

@@afridgetoofar1818 I was thinking the same thing from the start

[@DavidMcCoul]

Is nobody mentioning the kid who dabbed at 2:28? Everything else’s happening in the video but that puts the icing on the cake for me.

[@nosteponsnek2617]

Its just like standing still in a GTA game long enough and hearing all the random NPC convos as they stroll by.

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Dave could have done GTA missions around "Liberty City"(Manhattan) where he has to deliver 5 pizzas around Manhattan in like ten minutes......lollollol!!!!

[@NickTarterOKC]

This was like a scene straight out of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Crazy!

[@kind2311]

_The Gang Reviews a Pizza_ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

[@ezzz42]

whoever staged this scene it was perfect, everyone hit there mark. From all the foot traffic zig zagging by to everyone getting there lines in at the right moment, no one really talked over each other, everyone interrupted dave at there assigined moment, was beautiful to see and Dave as always kept his composure and didnt get flustered and got it done. excellent job by the cameraman, even the laugh was cue'd correct, amazing, flawless execution. Bravo

[@fuckclover9280]

It’s like he fell into the New York portal 🤣 this review always gives me a laugh

[@alexsuarez7017]

This was literally the first review I watched from barstool and I was dying laughing! I come back to this video every few months just to see the madness. I mean what in the random hell 🤣 "I fought a war for you's!" Like wtf is happening lmao "terrible pizza!" "Just offer me a slice!!" So much happened and I'm from Texas but I now understand a New York minute lol 😂

[@nikolaecm]

how did i not discover you before, the first 3 minutes are a shakespeartype level of play, the old pal who fought in ww2 topped it off perfectly, thanks for cheering me up

[@everythingnestalgia5873]

I was laughing so hard, but when the war vet showed up I lost it. This was hilarious 🤣

[@DaveS71]

I fought a war for youse!

[@yojimboflm]

My pleasure 😂

[@zietara]

He asked his question in Polish so not sure if a war vet

[@do_yeets]

@@yojimboflm Thats the part that has me rolling lmao like he works at chick fil a "My pleasure" lmao

[@vantheman1238]

This is the classic pizza review. It has everything and Dave handles it all like a pro. It is perfection from start to finish. ❤️ from Bristol, England.

[@ShtanleyH]

Up the Bristol. What's your fav Pizza here lad? I'm allergic to cheese so can't even eat half of them ffs

[@whipasnaper]

@@ShtanleyH that's like an diabetic asking where's the best sweet shop

[@vantheman1238]

@@ShtanleyH try pizza on the park Berkeley Square 👍

[@MedroffYT]

Bristol is full of specks bums

[@chandler6443]

3 straight minutes of non-stop interruptions this video deserves an award

[@TheMillennialGardener]

I’m petitioning for a sequel. Same cast of characters. No re-casts. Let the pizza cool some more. Redemption Review 2.0. LET’S GO!

[@RossoFormula]

Everybody knows the rules.

[@dilladonuts8215]

That war vet said “my pleasure” after being thanked for his service like he brought in his neighbors newspaper

[@kind2311]

dude was probably 10 years old in 1943

[@sabrifilms198]

@@kind2311 Yeahh he looks kind a young for a ww2 vet but possibly vietnam

[@jadong8989]

Old man swag off the charts.

[@kind2311]

@@sabrifilms198 He's even pushing it for Korean war age. Vietnam sounds more likely, although he'd have been one of the older soldiers/marines/airmen/sailors there.

[@sabrifilms198]

@@kind2311 Yeah must have been cause WW2 was almost 80 years ago and he had to have been at least like 15 during the war so idk.

[@soulbound4998]

“I fought a war for you!” “Atta boy!” 😂

[@seraphimvulture]

The way this score escalated from 8.4 to 9.3 on the next couple slices makes me wonder how many other places just needed one more slice to get a better score.

[@ballin1394]

None..

[@jjdjdub34]

they could revamp the show as a second series. Second slice, everyone knows the new rules.

[@BostonsF1nest]

The best part of this was the old guy: “I fought a war for you’s” “You did ? Thank you for your service” “My pleasure” 😂 😂

[@MarudeR32]

He said: "OK. My pleasure." It's right there in the video.

[@jack36afc18]

“Attaboy”

[@nickpapagiorgio9872]

@@MarudeR32 word Nazi

[@IANFLEGAS]

fist bump sealed it

[@imkool51391]

That guy did NOT fight in WW2 he would be like 95 years old that guy ain't that old

[@jackpytleski7750]

Hilarious!!! Frankie cracking up behind camera had me belly laughing!!😂

[@craigmcalpin491]

Everything you need to get that New York vibe is in this review! Perfect!

[@misterwallace3479]

lmao ! True

[@geraltofrivia3344]

I’ve watched this review over the last two weeks prolly ten times lmao it’s so crazy. It’s like a spawn point for npc’s in an elder scrolls game that talk automatically when you’re near them lmao I half expected somebody to walk by and ask Dave if he “gets to the cloud district very often” 😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@zacknight9137]

So… you’re an alchemist then

[@microtasker]

I was once a pizza reviewer like you... then I took a plastic machine to the knee.

[@guardian8903]

The scrub fowls are hatching again

[@markhill8150]

Need something?

[@NotoriousWhistler]

Love this every time I see it. The most New York video of all time.

[@mattenice024]

its just missing the ninja turtles popping up from the sewer

[@MeltedSundae]

“You shouldn’t hate homeless people, but I f**ing hate that lady“ lmao

[@deletedwaffles]

The first two minutes is the most perfect display of life in New York.

[@jbshbsskskhbs6713]

greatest review of all time, keep coming back to this every now and again when I need a laugh

[@johngauthier725]

This is an all-time great....probably the best review I've seen...you couldn't make this stuff up. What a classic bunch of characters

[@andrewc2388]

You couldnt script something better than this, 10/10

[@iloveyouamberappel]

Yes, yes you could. You could script anything

[@jackmiddleton2080]

@@iloveyouamberappel Like this. You could script this.

[@Walker-ow7vj]

iloveyouamberappel yeah but would it better than authentic craziness? Nope my guy

[@NoName-py5xs]

@@iloveyouamberappel the meaning of that sentence flew right over ur head....Ofcourse u can practically script anything, but he ment to say whatever u scritp, it cant be as good as this random authentic craziness

[@iloveyouamberappel]

@@NoName-py5xs It didn't fly over my head. It's a stupid saying that doesn't truly make sense. I disagree that it "can't be as good as this random authentic craziness". I believe a person with enough creativity could plan this whole but and it could come off as authentic. I believe a person could come up with better craziness and it still come off as authentic to the viewer

[@RogerGabbe]

This review turned into a comedy show, it was awesome

[@AndyPresto75]

This is one of the best things I've seen in ages. It's amazing that he composed himself long enough to actually do a review of Lanza's, aka Joe & Pat's Pizzeria. 10/10!

[@TortekMr]

We all miss Frankie, everybody knows this is an old time classic

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Thank God Frankie was behind the camera for this one

[@Frankymmaz9097]

What happened to Frankie

[@GT-mn3bx]

Where's Frankie?

[@ZuutNewt]

@@Frankymmaz9097 starved to death

[@Frankymmaz9097]

@@ZuutNewt that's horrible 😢! I love the Pizza review videos but I have never seen Frankie

[@jentealwaves]

This is a fever dream. And I cannot stop laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boijorzee]

The best 5 minutes of film ever recorded. It had everything, comedy, drama and delicious pizza.

[@tiffanyi5645]

Lmaooo I’m only 2 minutes in and this is too classic!! The guy who said “Horirble! Worst experience of my life” took me tf out!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Appaddict01]

Underrated part.😂

[@MichaelTPyle]

I love it when you get all-shook-up and adlib your words super fast. Lollollollollol... It's the funniest attribute you possess. Lol!!! 😂🤣

[@anthonycecutti4455]

It’s because you had the box closed for too long (because of all the interruptions). It started to get soggy with all the steam being kept in the box. Once you opened it up, the soggy pizza evaporated and you had your perfect pie. Not the restaurants fault.

[@SeamlessFab]

Settle down bro

[@chefalbert223]

@@SeamlessFabforreal lmfao

[@savedfaves]

@@SeamlessFab Not only is he settled, but he's speaking facts bro

[@steveismean]

@@SeamlessFab Daniels, is that you?

[@Swoozy724]

All time classic. I hope the “Plas-teek”machine man is doing okay 😂

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

There is absolutely no way he's still alive but we have this video to remember him by forever.

[@Swoozy724]

@@Woozlewuzzleable haha I must say I agree. His chances of still being alive are slim to none. God bless him, wherever he may be 😂

[@109scooterman]

I'm pretty sure the guy was Polish because he asks "to tutaj okay" which means is here okay for the plastic machine. Still don't know what the plastic machine could possibly be but he was looking for it around that area 😂

[@VaxWax-z5y]

@@109scooterman probably a machine to put plastic bottles in

[@109scooterman]

@@VaxWax-z5y I think you are right probably looking for a deposit

[@crunkalac]

This is maybe the best video on KZbin

[@DzekoVelez]

This is why frankie is the GOAT. Because he always captures every moment PERFECTLY.

[@souldesire5932]

goodness..Wow, almost shocking..I can only imagine how things are when the camera is off. Why are people watching this channel, for someone to talk about pizza? Didn't offer a homeless guy bleeding a slice, nor a person that seems to be really hungry unless they got on camera..You have to be on camera to give someone a slice? Goodness, that's a bit cold. Didn't offer, and didn't even try to give even when that person was practically begging.. Forcing someone who is homeless or doesn't want to be on camera to give them a slice..All you care about is a show reviewing pizza and clout..You truly need Jesus and need to repent, you may be gaining followers in this world, but not heading to a good place spiritually based on this video. We all can be selfish and of course sin and have our own motives, but this a painful to watch as an example to others.

[@frankf4765]

I’m convinced this was all scripted and all those people are actors. The timing in this video is perfect. Hilarious

[@BrickTop06]

(New York, any day of the week)

[@Liasos88]

1:57 The WW2 vet is waiting for his queue haha

[@augustus8]

@@Liasos88 lurking in the back like an npc

[@robert039]

@@Liasos88 bro I’m Cracking up 😂

[@mercuryfillings8576]

NY

[@joshdelf3515]

I will always watch this clip when it comes up.... It's literally gold

[@johndamario2546]

Dave and Frankie really delivered one of the best food/pizza reviews to ever touch the internet 😂

[@guardian8903]

❤

[@Jen-zk9se]

This is another level of chaotic and I love it so fucking much 😂

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

It is the greatest most fucking hilarious pizza review video ever I'm running out of words to describe it......it should be celebrated every year from now on!!!

[@EMAN00619]

Definitely great example of NYC wildlife.

[@spursnation4737]

Dave: "Joe & Pat's" Dude walks out behind him at the most perfect timing: "HORRIBLE!" LMFAO that kills me 🤣🤣🤣

[@kylemaynard3758]

This is probably my tenth time watching this one and I just laughed the hardest yut! The fact it happened to Dave makes it HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aprcuulestdude9076]

After all this time I just realized that the homeless dude was trying to find a recycling machine that gives money for donating bottles. Such wisdom but not articulate enough to pass it on. Hope you found the machine man, hope you found it.

[@imdointhis]

The comment I was looking for. Had no idea what that guy was talking about. Thanks

[@turnip5359]

That's what I thought, think he was Eastern European or something

[@lnt7819]

@@turnip5359 he was talking in french I believe.

[@tgvinfinite2607]

oh thats actually a bit sad

[@tgvinfinite2607]

i too hope that he found the machine

[@jasonian328]

lol. Dave Portnoys reactions are classic! This is my first actual video of Dave and it’s awesome!

[@thebeesknees9954]

Dave is one of the funniest people to watch have a strange interaction with somebody, trying to navigate himself thru all that was hilarious.

[@AA38063]

Love the respect for the war vet he was clearly annoyed at the homeless women but held it together nicely to hear out the vet then showed respect great stuff

[@TaylorONEism93]

There is so much going on in this review it’s great. The kid dabbing, the homeless people, the war veteran, the two people walking out. This is awesome!

[@kamphychair]

whens the kid dabbing?

[@TaylorONEism93]

@@kamphychairlmao at 2:28

[@kamphychair]

@@TaylorONEism93 incredibly fast answer thank you

[@beesea105]

The way dude just walked up asking for plastic machine 😂😂😂😂

[@egomaniac247]

Guessing he was asking Dave to take him to a ATM to get him some cash lol?!

[@Swoozy724]

“I fought a war for yous” 😂

[@sta]

absolute classic

[@calbonar211]

The two old guys complaining about the service killed me

[@henkmeyer1960]

Loved all the people giving commentary , makes this just an awesome review

[@ItsFrankieBoy]

You couldnt write a better, more entertaining review. No matter how many times i watch this i die laughing lol

[@jboggs3275]

Man that was wild as hell shit going on everywhere 😂 it was like a pizza flash mob 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@2rthseeker]

That was awesome, every personality under the sun involved.

[@edhernandez8523]

I've actually never seen this review but I will forever be a Dave P fan just because of how he kept this interview going and when he shouldn't have and the ending that was so funny

[@morrid17]

This has always been my favorite review! I had no idea it was this popular with everyone else. Dave needs more quality interruptions like these!

[@BrokeMalone]

thats like saying u didnt know the song u listen to all day is #1 on the billboard top 100

[@XOY321]

By some margin the best review ever. LIFE.

[@baxter326]

Most action-packed pizza review in history!

[@adriana2567]

"Plasteek machine" Guy was 100% from Poland and said "is it here, ok?"

[@GusFogle]

That actually raises even more questions...

[@citrine65]

"Thank you for your service" "My pleasure" 😂

[@JBugz777]

Best spontanous moment in internet history.

[@1dog2cats5]

At 3:23 a girl walks by and says “Ya well your a cheater” This review has absolutely EVERYTHING

[@kierancallaghan5819]

Watch this video 100 times, always makes me laugh 🤣

[@toadsage4061]

This is legitimately the review that got me to watch every review before and after.

[@darbybarker36]

My Boy was so upset when Dave didn't know where the plasteek machine was. I felt that.

[@tomhull1276]

Casting director gets an A+ for all the extras and bit-part/struggling actors hired for a scene and maybe a line or two in this review. Authentic NYC street life on display, tucked inside another great pizza assessment. Only thing missing was Dave losing his mind and punching out the homeless lady while repeatedly shouting "take that, Goodell" as he roughed her up.

[@bruiser22j]

Best part of the video to me is when the two guys are walking off you see the old man standing there frozen like he’s just waiting to make his move 😂

[@brennandownhill]

To this day I am convinced this episode was directed by David Lynch.

[@eamonwright7488]

The bag lady screams randomly: "Nothing I hate worse than a warm coke, MAKES ME WANNA FUCKIN PUKE!"

[@tkrueger007]

Epic. I remember seeing this one a few years back and immediately became a fan.

[@georgesagan]

That’s time traveller Dave. The plasteek Machina is the time machine. 0:50

[@kodiak138]

I wouldn't have been able to keep the camera straight, I would have been worse than Frankie with the laughing. Just watching this state hospital review has me crying with laughter.