4 Years Ago Today Arguably The Most Famous Pizza Review Of All Time - Joe & Pat's Pizzeria

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2 жыл бұрын

Revisiting what is maybe the most famous pizza review of all time, 4 years ago to the day.
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@valdezmaury467
@valdezmaury467 2 жыл бұрын
Dave being bombarded by NPCs is freakin’ priceless. He just can’t stop interacting with them 😂😂
@kevinleary8542
@kevinleary8542 2 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao such an under rated comment
@QueenLaQueefa
@QueenLaQueefa 2 жыл бұрын
NPCs lol
@brett6204
@brett6204 2 жыл бұрын
What are NPCs
@valdezmaury467
@valdezmaury467 2 жыл бұрын
@@brett6204 non playable characters, like pedestrians in video games like GTA or shop owners in Zelda
@adrienm3687
@adrienm3687 2 жыл бұрын
They are real people.
@raff998
@raff998 2 жыл бұрын
From the "plasteeek" machine guy with the bloody nose, to the two guys complaining about the service, to "I fought a war for youse", and the crazy lady demanding a piece but refusing to be on camera, this review had it all. Nothing will ever top this one
@christaylor3911
@christaylor3911 2 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate, almost missed it when watching the vid
@MrYouarethecancer
@MrYouarethecancer 2 жыл бұрын
You didn’t even mention the kid dabbing behind prez
@razrxo
@razrxo 2 жыл бұрын
Plastique
@suckafish2754
@suckafish2754 2 жыл бұрын
The review with the guy with no arms pulling the suitcase was pretty classic aswell
@dibsdibs3495
@dibsdibs3495 2 жыл бұрын
@@suckafish2754 also the little Cesar’s one, everybody’s fat pizza pizza!
@Patrick.Weightman
@Patrick.Weightman Жыл бұрын
This is ACTUALLY an accurate representation of a dream
@paulgreengod
@paulgreengod Жыл бұрын
NYC is more like a nightmare
@Beau4824
@Beau4824 11 ай бұрын
This is a melatonin dream 😂
@guardian8903
@guardian8903 8 ай бұрын
Life is a dreem❤
@Drak3_710
@Drak3_710 8 ай бұрын
Plasteek Machine
@aaronzigelbaum
@aaronzigelbaum 7 ай бұрын
my favorite is the guy with the dried flowers who sneers at the camera
@ParkorPlays
@ParkorPlays 8 ай бұрын
My absolute favorite part of this review is: “I was nice enough to give you that idea” “It’s not my pizza place!” 😂😂😂
@guardian8903
@guardian8903 8 ай бұрын
Lol tru
@mikeboshko2623
@mikeboshko2623 5 ай бұрын
I like the "plastique machine" guy coming out of nowhere 😅. It's all good stuff
@KMC1367
@KMC1367 22 күн бұрын
You are so right! You can’t make this up! This is gold!!!
@caedmander
@caedmander 9 ай бұрын
Fact is, food tastes better when you feel like you earned it, and this man fought a battle against chaos to eat a slice.
@vinny-zm5vo
@vinny-zm5vo 7 ай бұрын
nah that’s not a fact. makes no difference. but i guess you had to make something up so your punchline had a place to land.
@caedmander
@caedmander 7 ай бұрын
@@vinny-zm5vo umm, are you ok? You seem to have taken this throwaway comment a little personally. Tho I do agree, not my best work.
@Eveay195
@Eveay195 7 ай бұрын
​@@vinny-zm5voit's not that deep buddy
@fposmith
@fposmith 6 ай бұрын
Yes, but that time delay added to the "Pizza Flop" !
@uncklebuckle6859
@uncklebuckle6859 5 ай бұрын
@@vinny-zm5voc’mon, Vinny - that was actually a pretty good comment. Let me get you a drink.
@danielgrabowski5436
@danielgrabowski5436 2 жыл бұрын
Frankie is a PRO for not just keeping the camera on point, but skillfully transitioning between street creatures and Dave's reaction. If there's some kind of award for this type of production, give the kid a nomination.
@May2320101
@May2320101 2 жыл бұрын
Street creatures… most underrated comment ever!!
@1bls
@1bls 2 жыл бұрын
Street creatures bahahahahah, seriously that shit is funny
@ladscrimpton8590
@ladscrimpton8590 2 жыл бұрын
You picked the perfect words lmfao "street creatures" hahahaha
@synzofwar515
@synzofwar515 2 жыл бұрын
“Street creatures.” 😂😂
@lilslick72591
@lilslick72591 2 жыл бұрын
Frankie is a legend
@WoodnessGoodness
@WoodnessGoodness 10 ай бұрын
I am literally rolling on the ground. Dave just being himself gets me every time!
@guardian8903
@guardian8903 8 ай бұрын
Tru, dave is the glue to makes this project work
@bryanlosen3262
@bryanlosen3262 4 ай бұрын
You aren't literally rolling on the ground. You are figuratively rolling on the ground. Did you get all dirty and scuffed up from rolling on the ground? I bet not...
@_vakas
@_vakas Күн бұрын
​@bryanlosen3262 this guy some kind of observationalist?
@SpinningBacKflst
@SpinningBacKflst 8 ай бұрын
SNL writers could never storm up something so comedically fkng brilliant 😆
@zephead4835
@zephead4835 2 жыл бұрын
"I fought a war for you's." That takes it over the top. And thank you for your service sir.
@JonHop1
@JonHop1 Жыл бұрын
That old WW2 vet took 1 look at Dave and knew he was Jewish and help freed his ancestors lol
@StewartLucrative
@StewartLucrative Жыл бұрын
That guy was 100% lying, lol
@soso-mx8nb
@soso-mx8nb Жыл бұрын
@@StewartLucrative how do you 100% know that?
@MaximeTanti
@MaximeTanti Жыл бұрын
@@soso-mx8nb it's an internet 100%, which is about equivalent to a scientific 32%
@Syn410
@Syn410 Жыл бұрын
@@soso-mx8nb Because he would have to be over 100 years old for it to be true
@XXX.0X
@XXX.0X 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely the GOAT of all pizza reviews right here. Legendary. They should make a commercial for NYC tourism from this video.
@dnoloc
@dnoloc 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@owatajrkiam
@owatajrkiam 2 жыл бұрын
We just needed the armless guy pulling the bag to make it MOST Epic of all time!!!
@Powerule23
@Powerule23 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute GOAT...
@livebig6414
@livebig6414 2 жыл бұрын
@@owatajrkiam I don’t remember correctly, but I don’t think it was NY, I think that guy you’re talking about was a Florida Man🤣
@angelinagonzalez3543
@angelinagonzalez3543 2 жыл бұрын
Jajajaja jajajaja
@MC-dz8be
@MC-dz8be Жыл бұрын
I never noticed before but at 1:53 you can see the world war 2 veteran standing to the side lol almost like he's waiting for his que 😂
@thomaspaquette9991
@thomaspaquette9991 9 ай бұрын
When Dave looks down at the pizza after the guys said they didn’t get their food. Priceless
@bradleymcdonald6273
@bradleymcdonald6273 8 ай бұрын
When does that happen?
@MIgardener
@MIgardener 2 жыл бұрын
This has me rolling every time I see it. Holy cow it was chaotic.
@TheMindfulHomestead
@TheMindfulHomestead 2 жыл бұрын
Plasteek machine? 😂
@BrickTop06
@BrickTop06 2 жыл бұрын
Grow big ❤️
@seize3
@seize3 2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how NY is
@bigvito69
@bigvito69 2 жыл бұрын
Where did you roll to?
@7deadlysloths
@7deadlysloths 2 жыл бұрын
Then you have never been to NYC before. Wasn't a big deal at all tbh.
@karlmadl
@karlmadl Жыл бұрын
So much rewatch value with this one. Notice at 1:57 you can see our WW2 veteran who then takes almost a minute to walk 10 feet into the shot
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 Жыл бұрын
Dude, he fought for you’s.
@Thomipangang
@Thomipangang Жыл бұрын
He probably just stopped to watch what was happening as he walked pretty fast when he was in shot.
@vancearama
@vancearama Жыл бұрын
Actor was waiting for his cue
@DrayDrayn
@DrayDrayn Жыл бұрын
@@vancearama nuh he probably was having a conversation with those two guys who just came out wondering what the service was like cause he was about to go in. You could see him trying to have a conversation with the two as they were trying to go by.
@UnEviLGaming
@UnEviLGaming Жыл бұрын
NO WAY 😂😂😂😂😂
@aureliastone8671
@aureliastone8671 8 ай бұрын
“You shouldn’t hate homeless people, but that lady I hate her!” I’m dying
@TaylorONEism93
@TaylorONEism93 8 ай бұрын
There is so much going on in this review it’s great. The kid dabbing, the homeless people, the war veteran, the two people walking out. This is awesome!
@bobbyg7102
@bobbyg7102 2 жыл бұрын
Laugh my ass off everytime I see this review. Great cast of characters!
@Shroomunati
@Shroomunati 2 жыл бұрын
You kinda felt bad for Dave just a little
@frankrosemeck9898
@frankrosemeck9898 2 жыл бұрын
The difference between real life and fiction is - fiction has to make sense.
@charlesbarkley223
@charlesbarkley223 2 жыл бұрын
Dave loves the gays
@rabes1981
@rabes1981 2 жыл бұрын
Frankie, what's goin' on here?
@eddiez1247
@eddiez1247 Жыл бұрын
Its not a cast of a movie, those were real addicts and homeless people.
@Zarzar22
@Zarzar22 Жыл бұрын
Whoever did the casting for this really hit the mark. Fantastic actors, and none I've seen before. Definitely some diamonds in the rough in the indie scene
@clutchx5664
@clutchx5664 Жыл бұрын
Ur weird
@zoasis7805
@zoasis7805 Жыл бұрын
@@clutchx5664 your moms weird
@ramic7151
@ramic7151 Жыл бұрын
@@zoasis7805 he has two dads
@White_Wrath
@White_Wrath Жыл бұрын
Plastic machine
@georgegoughnour1509
@georgegoughnour1509 Жыл бұрын
@@ramic7151 makes sense
@lethrneck4
@lethrneck4 7 ай бұрын
The old guy out of no where talking about WW2 had me dying ..I can see why Frankie couldn’t contain himself after that haha “my pleasure”!
@nikolaecm
@nikolaecm 8 ай бұрын
how did i not discover you before, the first 3 minutes are a shakespeartype level of play, the old pal who fought in ww2 topped it off perfectly, thanks for cheering me up
@irsute8833
@irsute8833 Жыл бұрын
That review was really incredible. It feels like a scene at the theatre.
@insomnia20422
@insomnia20422 Жыл бұрын
Its like these scenes where people come into the frame from the left, say something, walk by. And then from the right. THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!! XD
@Umkarz
@Umkarz Жыл бұрын
David Lynch’s Pizza and Milkshakes is just in front... Could explain some of it.
@martinvanburen4578
@martinvanburen4578 Жыл бұрын
it had a WWII vet, a crazy zombie man with a bleeding nose and the woman adding a chorus, this was like a dream movie and the gay couple brought it all back to reality
@gurusheat3506
@gurusheat3506 11 ай бұрын
dont be suprised if it was .. anything for clout
@willoverdoseonmusic
@willoverdoseonmusic 9 ай бұрын
@@gurusheat3506 calm down
@Buzazu
@Buzazu Жыл бұрын
This is not just a review anymore, this is culture
@guardian8903
@guardian8903 8 ай бұрын
A most famous anthopologist portnoy is
@EllensCabinets14k
@EllensCabinets14k 3 ай бұрын
😂😂FACTS. First thing I do whenever I get a bloody nose is I go up to the first person I see and ask for Plasteek Masheen. Some well cultured individuals get it
@franciscogonzalezherreras550
@franciscogonzalezherreras550 3 ай бұрын
More like real scenery… bums crazies and freeloaders…
@Cookieboymonster1962
@Cookieboymonster1962 Ай бұрын
I've see this several times over the past few months and it actually gets funnier with each subsequent viewing. I love the WW2 veteran standing off to the side waiting for his turn in the spotlight.
@martyott671
@martyott671 2 ай бұрын
This makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it 😂😂😂😂😂
@mtuncrr
@mtuncrr Ай бұрын
lol this is one of the craziest videos Ive ever saw
@Woozlewuzzleable
@Woozlewuzzleable 2 жыл бұрын
There's no way plastique machine man is still alive but we have this video to remember him by forever, everybody knows the rules.
@hisroyalhighness8566
@hisroyalhighness8566 2 жыл бұрын
Rest easy Plastique da machine guy we hardly knew you
@jackmiddleton2080
@jackmiddleton2080 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that is the blood of a man who got black out drunk and fell on his face.
@tylerp3327
@tylerp3327 2 жыл бұрын
Up in Heaven, still looking for the plastique machine 🙏
@Woozlewuzzleable
@Woozlewuzzleable 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerp3327 I'd like to think that if there is a heaven then he found the plastique machine there.
@thewerd1982
@thewerd1982 Жыл бұрын
He was trying to tell the world about the machine he invented to solve the worlds plastic problem. This was his one shot to reach millions but the boys at big plastic got to him just before and beat him to an inch of his life. People say he was drunk but really he was just severely concussed and English isn’t his first language. Anyways without him and his wonderful plastic machine humanity is doomed. We could’ve had it all, our empire of dirt, but he let us down…. Everyone knows the rules….
@acanadianeh8344
@acanadianeh8344 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love a whole series of Dave just interacting with the public
@Jas-D
@Jas-D 2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much what half these reviews are anyway 😂
@candeezymarie9827
@candeezymarie9827 2 жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@NotoriousWhistler
@NotoriousWhistler 9 ай бұрын
Love this every time I see it. The most New York video of all time.
@kylemaynard3758
@kylemaynard3758 Жыл бұрын
This is probably my tenth time watching this one and I just laughed the hardest yut! The fact it happened to Dave makes it HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jays4946
@jays4946 2 жыл бұрын
This can be used as a time capsule 100 years from now. It has everything
@insomnia20422
@insomnia20422 Жыл бұрын
That is actually a very good point! All these old time capsule snippets have similar style with just random people walking by. This might be one of the few though where they just start talking on their own. Also compare this time capsule to one from the 20s. Yes now everyone is equal but most are just equaly poor. Its sad.
@pegtor700
@pegtor700 8 ай бұрын
This is the video we show aliens
@ryangies4798
@ryangies4798 2 жыл бұрын
Shows what it’s like to stand still on busy corner block in NYC. Most people are rushing to get somewhere, even the tourists who generally don’t know where they’re going…but if you stand back on a busy block and just observe, this is what you see in the span of 6 minutes. Honestly, it gets even crazier at times yet the interactions of interesting people are the same. 25 year resident, nearly my entire adult life in this madhouse of a city :)
@toeey1
@toeey1 2 жыл бұрын
Probably why I long for less and less city life as I get older.
@snakecat586
@snakecat586 2 жыл бұрын
Shit hole. to many assholes coming down to Florida from here.
@ColonelBloodyKurtz
@ColonelBloodyKurtz 2 жыл бұрын
New Yorkers are literally GTA npc's 😂
@jacobsmith6136
@jacobsmith6136 Жыл бұрын
I can’t even imagine living surrounded by concrete for 25 years without having been sentenced to prison.
@Impact009
@Impact009 Жыл бұрын
This is why I hate being in NYC. When I try to mind my own business, people go out of there way to bother me, sometimes physically. It's obviously a minority, but the sheer volume of people makes that minority happen every few minutes. It's like the physical ones are begging to be decked.
@tiffanyi5645
@tiffanyi5645 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo I’m only 2 minutes in and this is too classic!! The guy who said “Horirble! Worst experience of my life” took me tf out!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Appaddict01
@Appaddict01 3 ай бұрын
Underrated part.😂
@anthonycecutti4455
@anthonycecutti4455 Жыл бұрын
It’s because you had the box closed for too long (because of all the interruptions). It started to get soggy with all the steam being kept in the box. Once you opened it up, the soggy pizza evaporated and you had your perfect pie. Not the restaurants fault.
@strandyt6916
@strandyt6916 8 ай бұрын
Settle down bro
@chefalbert223
@chefalbert223 7 ай бұрын
@@strandyt6916forreal lmfao
@savedfaves
@savedfaves 6 ай бұрын
@@strandyt6916 Not only is he settled, but he's speaking facts bro
@steveismean
@steveismean 6 ай бұрын
@@strandyt6916 Daniels, is that you?
@nosteponsnek2617
@nosteponsnek2617 2 жыл бұрын
Its just like standing still in a GTA game long enough and hearing all the random NPC convos as they stroll by.
@marcoiacobuzio4075
@marcoiacobuzio4075 2 жыл бұрын
Dave could have done GTA missions around "Liberty City"(Manhattan) where he has to deliver 5 pizzas around Manhattan in like ten minutes......lollollol!!!!
@conorcasey7058
@conorcasey7058 Жыл бұрын
This is honestly hilariously funny. Was like watching a scene from the Office
@guardian8903
@guardian8903 8 ай бұрын
Portnoy is both Jim and Micheal at same time
@RogerGabbe
@RogerGabbe 8 ай бұрын
This review turned into a comedy show, it was awesome
@georgesagan
@georgesagan Жыл бұрын
That’s time traveller Dave. The plasteek Machina is the time machine. 0:50
@brantgrace9354
@brantgrace9354 2 жыл бұрын
I think there should be a revisit to this location after that roller coaster of a review 😂😂
@irvingmarmolejo9713
@irvingmarmolejo9713 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely 💀
@kinghitthisbloke9527
@kinghitthisbloke9527 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely not, got to know when to leave a memory a memory. Going back will have too high of an expectation and this was most certainly a once in a lifetime experience
@Herk_Derp_20
@Herk_Derp_20 2 жыл бұрын
No way. No revisits, everyone knows the rules
@tylerp3327
@tylerp3327 2 жыл бұрын
@@Herk_Derp_20 the place with the shitty hostess got a revisit lol
@NickTarterOKC
@NickTarterOKC 2 жыл бұрын
This was like a scene straight out of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Crazy!
@kind2311
@kind2311 2 жыл бұрын
_The Gang Reviews a Pizza_ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
@argonunya8751
@argonunya8751 Жыл бұрын
I grew up on Joe & Pat's pizza in SI. It was our local / "go to" pizzeria. I even worked there for a few months as a kid. Although I haven't had it in decades, I remember it being really good pizza. I always found it a little acidic. Mozzarella was (is?) placed on in chunks. Yum!.
@daviddeconinck499
@daviddeconinck499 9 ай бұрын
I went to Joe and Pats Staten island july 2023 its still phenomenal our fave in ny
@jbshbsskskhbs6713
@jbshbsskskhbs6713 6 ай бұрын
greatest review of all time, keep coming back to this every now and again when I need a laugh
@WillEatsPlants
@WillEatsPlants 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this review maybe 5 times and it still makes me happy
@SouthernSkeptic
@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын
"I love ghays."
@retroblue69696
@retroblue69696 2 жыл бұрын
plastic machine? is that okay?
@fuckclover9280
@fuckclover9280 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like he fell into the New York portal 🤣 this review always gives me a laugh
@ezzz42
@ezzz42 Ай бұрын
whoever staged this scene it was perfect, everyone hit there mark. From all the foot traffic zig zagging by to everyone getting there lines in at the right moment, no one really talked over each other, everyone interrupted dave at there assigined moment, was beautiful to see and Dave as always kept his composure and didnt get flustered and got it done. excellent job by the cameraman, even the laugh was cue'd correct, amazing, flawless execution. Bravo
@daviedukes1226
@daviedukes1226 Жыл бұрын
Only 2 mins 45 secs in, already the greatest youtube clip i ever seen.
@MakeMoneyOnlineWithEmma
@MakeMoneyOnlineWithEmma 2 ай бұрын
All characters from a GTA game 😂
@everythingnestalgia5873
@everythingnestalgia5873 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard, but when the war vet showed up I lost it. This was hilarious 🤣
@DaveS71
@DaveS71 8 ай бұрын
I fought a war for youse!
@yojimboflm
@yojimboflm 8 ай бұрын
My pleasure 😂
@zietara
@zietara 4 ай бұрын
He asked his question in Polish so not sure if a war vet
@geraltofrivia3344
@geraltofrivia3344 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this review over the last two weeks prolly ten times lmao it’s so crazy. It’s like a spawn point for npc’s in an elder scrolls game that talk automatically when you’re near them lmao I half expected somebody to walk by and ask Dave if he “gets to the cloud district very often” 😂😂🤦‍♂️
@zacknight9137
@zacknight9137 Жыл бұрын
So… you’re an alchemist then
@microtasker
@microtasker Жыл бұрын
I was once a pizza reviewer like you... then I took a plastic machine to the knee.
@guardian8903
@guardian8903 8 ай бұрын
The scrub fowls are hatching again
@markhill8150
@markhill8150 8 ай бұрын
Need something?
@rdonahu5
@rdonahu5 Жыл бұрын
I come back to rewatch this every six months. It’s up there with piss dawgs as the best barstool content ever made.
@thelastdadonearth
@thelastdadonearth Жыл бұрын
The first two minutes is the most perfect display of life in New York.
@dilladonuts8215
@dilladonuts8215 2 жыл бұрын
That war vet said “my pleasure” after being thanked for his service like he brought in his neighbors newspaper
@kind2311
@kind2311 2 жыл бұрын
dude was probably 10 years old in 1943
@sabrifilms198
@sabrifilms198 2 жыл бұрын
@@kind2311 Yeahh he looks kind a young for a ww2 vet but possibly vietnam
@jadong8989
@jadong8989 2 жыл бұрын
Old man swag off the charts.
@kind2311
@kind2311 2 жыл бұрын
@@sabrifilms198 He's even pushing it for Korean war age. Vietnam sounds more likely, although he'd have been one of the older soldiers/marines/airmen/sailors there.
@sabrifilms198
@sabrifilms198 2 жыл бұрын
@@kind2311 Yeah must have been cause WW2 was almost 80 years ago and he had to have been at least like 15 during the war so idk.
@kennethdunmire2218
@kennethdunmire2218 7 ай бұрын
That was awesome, every personality under the sun involved.
@krisap1635
@krisap1635 8 күн бұрын
This review was absolutely priceless. I kinda felt this was a set-up to see if Dave would have a meltdown. Best review ever!!!
@TheMillennialGardener
@TheMillennialGardener 2 жыл бұрын
I’m petitioning for a sequel. Same cast of characters. No re-casts. Let the pizza cool some more. Redemption Review 2.0. LET’S GO!
@RossoFormula
@RossoFormula 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows the rules.
@BostonsF1nest
@BostonsF1nest Жыл бұрын
The best part of this was the old guy: “I fought a war for you’s” “You did ? Thank you for your service” “My pleasure” 😂 😂
@MarudeR32
@MarudeR32 Жыл бұрын
He said: "OK. My pleasure." It's right there in the video.
@jack36afc18
@jack36afc18 Жыл бұрын
“Attaboy”
@nickpapagiorgio9872
@nickpapagiorgio9872 Жыл бұрын
@@MarudeR32 word Nazi
@IANFLEGAS
@IANFLEGAS Жыл бұрын
fist bump sealed it
@imkool51391
@imkool51391 Жыл бұрын
That guy did NOT fight in WW2 he would be like 95 years old that guy ain't that old
@MKF30
@MKF30 3 ай бұрын
Dave was probably thinking Good Lord Only in NYC... 😅
@alexsuarez7017
@alexsuarez7017 2 жыл бұрын
This was literally the first review I watched from barstool and I was dying laughing! I come back to this video every few months just to see the madness. I mean what in the random hell 🤣 "I fought a war for you's!" Like wtf is happening lmao "terrible pizza!" "Just offer me a slice!!" So much happened and I'm from Texas but I now understand a New York minute lol 😂
@seraphimvulture
@seraphimvulture 2 жыл бұрын
The way this score escalated from 8.4 to 9.3 on the next couple slices makes me wonder how many other places just needed one more slice to get a better score.
@ballin1394
@ballin1394 2 жыл бұрын
None..
@jjdjdub34
@jjdjdub34 Жыл бұрын
they could revamp the show as a second series. Second slice, everyone knows the new rules.
@nrdigitalstudios
@nrdigitalstudios 8 ай бұрын
Yo this just comes across as a skit lmaoo loved the chaos and all of the new characters just spawning in and out of the shot
@vantheman1238
@vantheman1238 2 жыл бұрын
This is the classic pizza review. It has everything and Dave handles it all like a pro. It is perfection from start to finish. ❤️ from Bristol, England.
@ShtanleyH
@ShtanleyH 2 жыл бұрын
Up the Bristol. What's your fav Pizza here lad? I'm allergic to cheese so can't even eat half of them ffs
@whipasnaper
@whipasnaper 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShtanleyH that's like an diabetic asking where's the best sweet shop
@vantheman1238
@vantheman1238 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShtanleyH try pizza on the park Berkeley Square 👍
@MedroffYT
@MedroffYT 2 жыл бұрын
Bristol is full of specks bums
@MeltedSundae
@MeltedSundae 2 жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t hate homeless people, but I f**ing hate that lady“ lmao
@BigHeinen
@BigHeinen Жыл бұрын
What a priceless video! I commend you for your calm demeanor.
@jimmyh453
@jimmyh453 2 ай бұрын
Dude the guy that randomly walked up and said “I fought a war for you” 😭😭😭
@Swoozy724
@Swoozy724 2 жыл бұрын
All time classic. I hope the “Plas-teek”machine man is doing okay 😂
@Woozlewuzzleable
@Woozlewuzzleable 2 жыл бұрын
There is absolutely no way he's still alive but we have this video to remember him by forever.
@Swoozy724
@Swoozy724 2 жыл бұрын
@@Woozlewuzzleable haha I must say I agree. His chances of still being alive are slim to none. God bless him, wherever he may be 😂
@109scooterman
@109scooterman 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the guy was Polish because he asks "to tutaj okay" which means is here okay for the plastic machine. Still don't know what the plastic machine could possibly be but he was looking for it around that area 😂
@flattywaxivonnocurve2659
@flattywaxivonnocurve2659 2 жыл бұрын
@@109scooterman probably a machine to put plastic bottles in
@109scooterman
@109scooterman 2 жыл бұрын
@@flattywaxivonnocurve2659 I think you are right probably looking for a deposit
@TortekMr
@TortekMr 2 жыл бұрын
We all miss Frankie, everybody knows this is an old time classic
@marcoiacobuzio4075
@marcoiacobuzio4075 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God Frankie was behind the camera for this one
@Frankymmaz9097
@Frankymmaz9097 2 жыл бұрын
What happened to Frankie
@GT-mn3bx
@GT-mn3bx 2 жыл бұрын
Where's Frankie?
@ZuutNewt
@ZuutNewt 2 жыл бұрын
@@Frankymmaz9097 starved to death
@Frankymmaz9097
@Frankymmaz9097 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZuutNewt that's horrible 😢! I love the Pizza review videos but I have never seen Frankie
@matto4993
@matto4993 5 ай бұрын
Gotta watch this one at least every couple months. Hilarious everytime
@gzo313
@gzo313 Жыл бұрын
You have to revisit this one every quarter. It recalibrates all scoring and expectations of a quality review.
@frankf4765
@frankf4765 2 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced this was all scripted and all those people are actors. The timing in this video is perfect. Hilarious
@BrickTop06
@BrickTop06 2 жыл бұрын
(New York, any day of the week)
@Liasos88
@Liasos88 2 жыл бұрын
1:57 The WW2 vet is waiting for his queue haha
@augustus8
@augustus8 2 жыл бұрын
@@Liasos88 lurking in the back like an npc
@robert039
@robert039 2 жыл бұрын
@@Liasos88 bro I’m Cracking up 😂
@mercuryfillings8576
@mercuryfillings8576 2 жыл бұрын
NY
@johngauthier725
@johngauthier725 2 жыл бұрын
This is an all-time great....probably the best review I've seen...you couldn't make this stuff up. What a classic bunch of characters
@mats77
@mats77 3 ай бұрын
LMAO, the chaos is amazing...Made my day!
@XOY321
@XOY321 2 ай бұрын
By some margin the best review ever. LIFE.
@craigmcalpin491
@craigmcalpin491 2 жыл бұрын
Everything you need to get that New York vibe is in this review! Perfect!
@misterwallace3479
@misterwallace3479 2 жыл бұрын
lmao ! True
@EMAN00619
@EMAN00619 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely great example of NYC wildlife.
@crunkalac
@crunkalac 8 ай бұрын
This is maybe the best video on KZbin
@elonchieftwatt
@elonchieftwatt Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 my God!! I was looking for the guy with no arms video and found this I love it even more 😂😂😂😂
@aprcuulestdude9076
@aprcuulestdude9076 Жыл бұрын
After all this time I just realized that the homeless dude was trying to find a recycling machine that gives money for donating bottles. Such wisdom but not articulate enough to pass it on. Hope you found the machine man, hope you found it.
@imdointhis
@imdointhis Жыл бұрын
The comment I was looking for. Had no idea what that guy was talking about. Thanks
@turnip5359
@turnip5359 Жыл бұрын
That's what I thought, think he was Eastern European or something
@lnt7819
@lnt7819 Жыл бұрын
@@turnip5359 he was talking in french I believe.
@tgvinfinite2607
@tgvinfinite2607 Жыл бұрын
oh thats actually a bit sad
@tgvinfinite2607
@tgvinfinite2607 Жыл бұрын
i too hope that he found the machine
@andrewc2388
@andrewc2388 2 жыл бұрын
You couldnt script something better than this, 10/10
@iloveyouamberappel
@iloveyouamberappel 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes you could. You could script anything
@jackmiddleton2080
@jackmiddleton2080 2 жыл бұрын
@@iloveyouamberappel Like this. You could script this.
@Walker-ow7vj
@Walker-ow7vj 2 жыл бұрын
iloveyouamberappel yeah but would it better than authentic craziness? Nope my guy
@NoName-py5xs
@NoName-py5xs Жыл бұрын
@@iloveyouamberappel the meaning of that sentence flew right over ur head....Ofcourse u can practically script anything, but he ment to say whatever u scritp, it cant be as good as this random authentic craziness
@iloveyouamberappel
@iloveyouamberappel Жыл бұрын
@@NoName-py5xs It didn't fly over my head. It's a stupid saying that doesn't truly make sense. I disagree that it "can't be as good as this random authentic craziness". I believe a person with enough creativity could plan this whole but and it could come off as authentic. I believe a person could come up with better craziness and it still come off as authentic to the viewer
@avamiller1245
@avamiller1245 8 ай бұрын
This is so chaotic. One of the best reviews 😂
@ATGbowling856
@ATGbowling856 Жыл бұрын
Each review for me gets BETTER AND BETTER, FUNNIER AND FUNNIER
@AndyPresto75
@AndyPresto75 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things I've seen in ages. It's amazing that he composed himself long enough to actually do a review of Lanza's, aka Joe & Pat's Pizzeria. 10/10!
@jboggs3275
@jboggs3275 2 жыл бұрын
Man that was wild as hell shit going on everywhere 😂 it was like a pizza flash mob 🤷🏻‍♂️
@FreeSpeechWarrior
@FreeSpeechWarrior 20 күн бұрын
"I don't know where the plastic machine is." 😂😂😂
@jimmieb2607
@jimmieb2607 Жыл бұрын
Classic. I love how this clip just randomly shows up every once in awhile
@ItsFrankieBoy
@ItsFrankieBoy Жыл бұрын
You couldnt write a better, more entertaining review. No matter how many times i watch this i die laughing lol
@edhernandez8523
@edhernandez8523 2 жыл бұрын
I've actually never seen this review but I will forever be a Dave P fan just because of how he kept this interview going and when he shouldn't have and the ending that was so funny
@robertrosse2998
@robertrosse2998 24 күн бұрын
God damn, I couldn’t breathe that had me laughing so hard lol
@martareitmajer
@martareitmajer Жыл бұрын
You know people say that the homelessness in America is a problem but I disagree. Look at the pure comedy gold that we get from these people. Yeah they might be on some drugs every now and then but my god are the interactions with them never dull.
@Jen-zk9se
@Jen-zk9se 2 жыл бұрын
This is another level of chaotic and I love it so fucking much 😂
@Swoozy724
@Swoozy724 2 жыл бұрын
“I fought a war for yous” 😂
@Straggler8
@Straggler8 7 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie - that WW2 vet seemed like a very chill dude
@brettescuriex5679
@brettescuriex5679 6 ай бұрын
I was crying laughing watching this video. Solid gold.
@boijorzee
@boijorzee Жыл бұрын
The best 5 minutes of film ever recorded. It had everything, comedy, drama and delicious pizza.
@marcoiacobuzio4075
@marcoiacobuzio4075 2 жыл бұрын
It is the greatest most fucking hilarious pizza review video ever I'm running out of words to describe it......it should be celebrated every year from now on!!!
@andymccardleofficial7615
@andymccardleofficial7615 Жыл бұрын
I duno how or why i’ve came across this but this is the best review ive ever seen in my life 🤣. Everything happening one after the other 🤣
@chuckn.1367
@chuckn.1367 Жыл бұрын
This was some of the funniest video I've ever seen. Ten of the best sitcom writers in the country couldn't have put that one together.
@AA38063
@AA38063 Жыл бұрын
Love the respect for the war vet he was clearly annoyed at the homeless women but held it together nicely to hear out the vet then showed respect great stuff
@sta
@sta 2 жыл бұрын
absolute classic
@calbonar211
@calbonar211 Жыл бұрын
The two old guys complaining about the service killed me
@TheShivaGroup
@TheShivaGroup 6 ай бұрын
I’m not even halfway through this and already it is hilarious!! Like a true sketch comedy, like SNL, lol, this is absurd. 😂😂😂
@user-bt3of1ye3d
@user-bt3of1ye3d 3 ай бұрын
Dave interacting with the scurrying creatures of city life is comedy gold.Its like a Seinfeld episode
@MakeMoneyOnlineWithEmma
@MakeMoneyOnlineWithEmma 2 ай бұрын
His personality is so friendly yet so argumentative at the same time 😂
@thebeesknees9954
@thebeesknees9954 2 жыл бұрын
Dave is one of the funniest people to watch have a strange interaction with somebody, trying to navigate himself thru all that was hilarious.
@darbybarker36
@darbybarker36 2 жыл бұрын
My Boy was so upset when Dave didn't know where the plasteek machine was. I felt that.
@MrNormallan
@MrNormallan 8 ай бұрын
he wasnt even laughing that much i woulda been dying, it makes it even funnier in a way
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