DAVE PORTNOY FUNNIEST PIZZA REVIEW MOMENTS

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[@murph-n-turph]

"how's he pulling that?" always gets me

[@Treeybandz]

That shit had me dying for a cool minute😭

[@natenobles4372]

That looks like a scene from a movie 😂😂

[@mikedagostino6767]

How's he pulling that, is it hooked

[@kevinbooe4123]

That has to be staged right?

[@OutlawPiRu420]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@david.5273]

Joe and Pat's will never be beaten.. It was like a comic sketch.

[@c_pal05]

🤣

[@livebig6414]

guy with back spasms ain’t bad either

[@calebray4168]

The real fuckin guinea shit

[@tjay1156]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@flockawaka1017]

@@calebray4168 😭😭😭

[@JayTaki]

Daves social skills with the public its what makes this a true legend

[@bidmcms3]

Yet he’s so dumb he doesn’t even know the US wasn’t under “imperial rule” in 1863

[@johnthechosen1123]

Love the old vet peacocking everywhere he goes “I fought a war for this!” As he walks in to eat some pizza!

[@mr.brenman2132]

Good for him. What a legend. He should be doing thar.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

I'm surprised he's still alive. In 2023, World War II vets are usually at least 95 years old (due to being 18 in 1946, when the war ENDED... so that's about the minimum age). If the guy showed me his driver's license and he really was born in 1928 or before, I'd buy him a pizza. And some beers.

[@morganfreeman2102]

@@hxhdfjifzirstc894that review in particular was from 2016 I believe

[@lukewalker4813]

​@@hxhdfjifzirstc894there were 16 year olds who lied about their age to go fight.

[@bluetextonwhitebg]

he said it because dave is jewish.

[@Mich-jk2ze]

The joe and pats review has got to be the funniest sequence of events ever. Bleeding “plastic machine” man, interrupting Karen lady, 2 men dissing tf out of joe and pats, a Pissed off ww2 vet. All one after another.

[@unfortunate27]

don’t forget about some random kid dabbing in the background😭

[@b4lt1m0re_jay]

I don’t laugh hard often and I’m dying over here. Omg 😂

[@Jacksonn985]

thats new york

[@despicableone4495]

Team work

[@erikbondarenko5304]

There’s no chance that guy could have been in world war 2 lmao he’s probably 80 years old max

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

The review where Dave is standing outside Joe and Pat's with the characters mysteriously showing up was fuckin hilarious

[@rabbitphobia]

Agreed, and you couldn't plan it if you tried.

[@vdiddystudios8043]

so many npcs just appearing

[@andrewjohnston609]

@@vdiddystudios8043 exactly

[@thomdejong462]

Oblivion Npc's

[@joeyricefried9621]

GOAT

[@FLEXZILLAGAMING]

the sadness on the mans face looking for the plastic machine always hits me

[@canlib]

He needs money, i think a plastic machine is an ATM

[@aelx69420]

I thought he was talking about a recycling machine for plastic bottles@@canlib

[@cricri8022]

@@aelx69420 ahahaha me too

[@gagnarork]

@@aelx69420 definitely what he is looking for

[@brianangarola8779]

Amazing how ass backwards Portnoy’s priorities are

[@remorse3875]

"I'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm not even talking to you!" 🤣 Joe and pats was comedic gold

[@havok9807]

joe and pats was a bunch of npc’s walking past him. he had so many chances to do side missions 🤣

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Havoc.........exactly!!!!!......lmao!!!!!!!!!!!.......this could have been Grand Theft Auto and Dave does a side mission where he has to deliver five pizzas around Manhattan in like ten minutes.......lololol!!!!!!

[@captainstubbing1]

Bro best comment

[@McChimpy1]

@@marcoiacobuzio4075 There was a mission in the PS2 Spiderman game where you literally did exactly that hahaha

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

@@McChimpy1 .......lol......I've played the PS2 spider man game but it was like over twenty years ago I don't remember that mission??

[@theonewhoknocks96]

Mission 1- Craft pizza sign for restaurant Mission 2- Help homeless guy find the plastic machine Mission 3- Get satisfactory food service for the two unhappy gentleman leaving the restaurant Mission 4- Pay proper respects to a WWII hero

[@carlcat]

Dave's true talent is attracting all the nutcases. As for the 2,000 dollar pizza, they tried to feed it to the pigeons but they refused to eat it.

[@danteduck9518]

While we not gonna take it is playing in the background

[@carlcat]

@@danteduck9518 funny

[@DrZaius]

North America is one big disgusting looney bin

[@XDARINDAX]

@@danteduck9518 what did u do ? i am genuinely curious

[@beluwuga]

1:48 Dave Portnoy : 1863? U mean when we still got dinosaurs and all the cavemen u mean 💀

[@qcdoomqc]

"Score it, 1 through 10" "Compared to what?" "Pizza!"

[@hockeyshot999]

Joe & Pats will definitely go down as one of the best…hard to believe this wasn’t curated somehow

[@jeffnorvell967]

I fought a war for yous

[@ghosty3871]

There’s just so much going on 😂

[@christopheribanez7005]

Stand in a corner long enough in New York and this happens.

[@KronStaro]

it probably was. everything on youtube is fake nowdays

[@davidkunkle3262]

It's like that door was a portal to bizarro world

[@SnipeXSniper]

Joe and pat's has got to be the most hectic review ever LMAOO

[@indygolf777]

This guy has great attitude towards the craziest homeless people ive ever seen. He actually tries to talk to them respectfully and is funny at same time.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Bring back mental asylums... these people shouldn't just be roaming the streets. They're ill. WTF!?!

[@josephspagnola9884]

when those guys come out and say "horrible worst experience I ever had" lmao best moment ever next to the guy dragging the suit case with no arms.

[@mr.brenman2132]

Two twins by the look of it lol. They just keep on walking lol.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

I get the idea that it must be their restaurant, or their buddy's restaurant.

[@michaelortiz3154]

i love him immediately understanding the no pizza on the floor dispute.

[@sharinglungs3226]

It was the owner thinking Dave was being disrespectful to his pizza. Dave did a good job deflating that situation. Still have no clue what the other guy was talking about.

[@NaptownClassic]

@@sharinglungs3226 I think the other guy had aphasia.

[@tylerstanley7155]

@@NaptownClassic Did you guess this because the disease aphasia was in relevant news after Bruce Willis was diagnosed with it?

[@Big_AlMC]

​@@tylerstanley7155yes

[@MatthewRichardsonVlogs]

dead ass spit out my mac and cheese when he was trying hard not to laugh "hows he pulling that? Listen todays the day where we appreciate everything" LMAO

[@bluetextonwhitebg]

well, make sure you're not eating before reading this lmao. that same guy got arrested for stabbing someone and my instant reaction was, "...how did he do that?"

[@Powney888]

Who lost it on the last one like I did? 😂😂 The blank expressionless stare from Dave as he’s just standing there is golden! 😂

[@Assetwork]

SAME!

[@Assetwork]

That shit had my dying 😂😂

[@pulakification]

He really tried to listen to him and make some sense lol

[@ramsaybushnaq516]

Everyone continually interrupting that review was honestly hilarious 😂

[@oocloudoo1549]

The hooters one has me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@holibash7282]

It was kinda gross, 😆 lol

[@danteduck9518]

It's the best one lol

[@danteduck9518]

The weed one too lol

[@chriskolb3105]

That disgusting ‘groid makes me want to vomit.

[@BigDicTRP]

It's disgusting I had to skip it

[@GetThereB]

The girl who doesn’t know what affiliated means 😂😂😂

[@jfraz_7720]

id hit

[@jeromeinthehousesowatchyam4237]

@@jfraz_7720 same

[@ATR-_]

100% drunk too

[@Aria432]

Average american IQ

[@vantheman3857]

She was 4 Martini's deep, wanted to take lil dave home, squish him, then finish the pizza

[@jamess.931]

the Joe & Pats will always be my fav, the end where Franky just cant stop laughing behind the camera makes it even better cause it just gets ya going see the camera jiggle with his laugh

[@shawnthibodeau189]

The amount of chaos that can be caused by the simple action of someone filming another person in public is scary to me

[@calvinquitevis2291]

I remember when this guy helped raise millions of dollars for struggling small businesses during covid. GOD BLESS THIS MAN.

[@salvagemonster3612]

How? Begging for companies to send him free pizza?

[@Rowsy91]

nah he actually did do awesome stuff during covid @@salvagemonster3612

[@fedfreds832]

⁠@@salvagemonster3612it’s called reviews and putting local small business on his social media platform that gets millions of views everyday. He’s pays for his pizza also😂😂🤡

[@t0ny1189]

​@@salvagemonster3612I'm sure they made their money back for sending one free pizza lol

[@astralnight3493]

@@salvagemonster3612 wtf you talking about?

[@emergeblade2796]

When Dave’s dad says “I knew that”, I die everytime😂the way he looks at Dave, the way Dave just looks around. It’s the perfect clip

[@redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887]

Omfg that explains everything I didn’t know it was his dad

[@emergeblade2796]

@@redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887 yuppp hahahaha an he stands there so nonchalant in the back

[@dylanthevillian5342]

The dude walking by with no arms at 0:12 just got arrested the other day for trying to $tab someone

[@adamwilliams4670]

With his feet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluetextonwhitebg]

i'd give just about anything to see the dumbfounded cops asking themselves _...how'd he do that?_

[@stevenlopez6629]

“What do you rate it 0-10“, “compared to what ??” “Pizza!” Lmao

[@princessa792]

"My first instinct was to shove it in his mouth because I don't think he has arms" That was COLD

[@theAMrecords]

People in America love walking round stating facts😂 “I don’t smoke or drink” “ I was in the war”😂

[@turkeyman631]

Lol thats just in big cities where all the crazies live.

[@beluwuga]

NPCs ... 💀

[@beluwuga]

Respect to the guy who was in the east tho ✊🏿

[@Nana-sx3ep]

New York lol

[@tobe1207]

@@beluwuga "in the navy!"

[@josephschrader1793]

WW2 guy goes my pleasure😂. That had me crying. Dudes definitely done some shit😂

[@mr.brenman2132]

And he deserves some damn pizza lol.

[@skyheart9245]

9:54 😂 This review is so crazy, I can’t wrap my head around it!

[@jameshampton80]

“You just made $50 off my joke” lmao might be more than that bud💀🤣🤣

[@jordanshott556]

That gibberish guy knew what he was saying that’s why he was laughing😂

[@akhilkathi6807]

Do you know what the original video is called

[@Demention94]

Joe and Pat's one had me in tears...just kept going on and on.. 🤣

[@Starkiller_G36]

This has to be one of the funniest videos of KZbin, I enjoyed every single second

[@NoEnemiesRahim]

That hooters one with the fire alarm going off the whole time 😂😂

[@guydreamr]

The woman set it off.

[@zachblaha766]

Joe and Pat's is absolute gold. It's like a scene straight out of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@mr.brenman2132]

The two old twins come out and start trashing the place to the camera 😆

[@904Anonymous]

Joe and Pat's was fucking hilarious. Absolute mayhem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rphilly6644]

Joe and Pats was the definition of GTA 5 NPC characters

[@andrewjohnston609]

It’s so perfect that Frankie was behind the camera for the joe and pats review

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Andrew Johnston.......absolutely!!!!..... like a great point guard in basketball who handles and distributes the ball......Frankie handles that camera and distributes the moments in pictures and makes everybody (including Dave) around him better.......lol

[@ryan6881]

The dude looked so disappointed when Dave didn’t know where the plastic machine is.

[@GeneralP123]

Plasteek Machin.

[@mr.brenman2132]

​@@GeneralP123 What are the odds he was looking for an ATM lol?

[@GeneralP123]

@@mr.brenman2132 lmaoo

[@alh5470]

Yeah I felt that too

[@timnik2902]

​@@mr.brenman2132 He had a bag of plastic bottles and showed dave

[@KronStaro]

"i served in WW2" -"thank you for your service" "my pleasure"

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

“I fought in the war for yous” 😂😂 “Thank you for your service” I love this interaction

[@LHG-Chuds]

That last guy had Dave on the hook LMAO he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time 🤣

[@george_MF_washington]

Na dude you’re blind. I know a troll when I see one

[@LHG-Chuds]

@@george_MF_washington must be blind then because he was wasting his time like no other completely aware of what he was saying the entire time. That’s why he walked away making sarcastic ass jokes about what he was saying 🤡

[@george_MF_washington]

Go outside bro

[@LHG-Chuds]

@@george_MF_washington I do and I do that shit to people all the time Miami is the best place to fuck with the drunks cuz they’re either really chill or really mad. My guy you’re just mad you don’t got friends and got project you’re own issues on me. Go outside and make some friends,

[@ATR-_]

@@LHG-Chuds That's actually kinda meta bc he probably did make a lot of ad revenue from that video

[@Damon-me8cs]

The Joe & Pats one is just absolutely hilarious hahaha

[@ricwhite612]

"can i say something to you... your shoes untied" " i know they are not my shoes" classic

[@Deeznutseighthundredthirty]

“My instinct was shove it in his mouth because I don’t think he had arms, yet he was pulling his suitcase through his…” god I laughed so fucking hard

[@MissterX]

"I don't know what your saying, I'm totally lost!" Dave says that at least three times a day.

[@discordye4825]

"How's he pulling that?" I can't fucking breathe 🤣....

[@alienresearchlab]

Dave is the best. I love the reviews that go sideways while he's just eating pizza outside.

[@JMMACxXxSHELZ]

"How's he pulling that" should be the universal response to explainable in practice but ethereal to the senses.

[@Y4NNI]

That armless guy looks like Dave from an alternate reality

[@Deeznutseighthundredthirty]

Holy crap you’re right

[@lukebrandal2118]

12:36 “compared to what?” “Pizza” LOL

[@Not_Today101]

I love all the surprises co-stars he has on this show

[@creagandubh4411]

A suitcase pulling magician? Nice plant, Portnoy. 🤣 Too perfect.

[@samh7982]

joe and pats is comedic gold. we got to see every part of nyc in one video.

[@joshmccarty8586]

Joe and pats always has me rolling. Just everything. It's like a crazy scene in a movie but some of that shit would be next to impossible to script and act out. Oblivion npcs everywhere

[@amandas.4127]

That Joe and Pat’s one was pure comedy gold.

[@rhondibannach4885]

OK these are the best of the best, laughed my ass off, LOVED EM ALL!!!!

[@toddlash4782]

Pat and Joe's, plus the last guy= pizza review glory. So much amazing, lol!

[@mattmontana9273]

Bro the Joe and Pats clip had me dying i swear 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@AJ-ot1ho]

How's he pulling that...I cried. Didn't even need to watch the rest of the video😂😂

[@mwii__]

“Why you wearing sandals?” “Because I’m from Cali.” ☠️☠️☠️

[@rynebalentine7883]

Dave is down to earth I love it, he will talk to anyone lol

[@Stevawn33]

The 1 dollar slice that he gave a .01 had me rollin 😂 “this guy should be thrown in jail”

[@Nick9Three]

That lady “oh my god” after those two gentleman come out of Joe and Pats and said “horrible”. She sounded appalled and disgusted 🤣

[@yoshigolfer1512]

Wow…thanks for putting them all together…so much love for Dave…

[@tylerricker230]

the first clip immediately has me crying laughing

[@jakerodriguez5452]

0:06 aint that the guy who chases a guy down the street with scissors on his feet.

[@puprilla]

😂 Dave's got that real life reviews

[@TheRealKalEll]

This was THE MOST refreshing, unscripted, funniest weirdest thing I've seen since FOREVER.❤ Thank Q and God bless ❤

[@alexcharney6412]

I can't remember the last time I laughed this much OMG!! LMAO 😂🤣

[@salvagemonster3612]

That’s sad

[@alexcharney6412]

@salvagemonster3612 yeah... I'm aware smh lol

[@scott6368]

Joe and pats is a legendary review and I couldn’t even tell you the score

[@MichaelLopez-rw7pi]

Joe and Pats was the most chaotic couple of minutes ive ever seen in my entire life.

[@ProxCQ]

That first clip, 1000 thoughts going through his head about avoiding being cancelled 🤣

[@smokegbabylbc]

That one girl was soooooo affiliated

[@TheLillink]

Joe and pats review was like "distraction news" giving me crashbox flashbacks 😂

[@stephenclark15]

the $2000 pizza had me dying haha

[@jono4034]

“How’s he pulling that” lmao I swear I spit out a cloud of smoke when he said that lmao

[@getikeqa4120]

That dude at the end was plastic machines brother 🤣🤣

[@mierdadeburo303]

His comfort on screaming at a homeless is fucking hilarious

[@mr.brenman2132]

That's probably why they don't attack him. The fear pheromones aren't going lol.

[@akashchennuri4642]

i love the slight shaking of the camera when frankie's silently laughing

[@shadowthagreat]

3:22 this whole thing was chaotic!😂😂

[@matthewjswider]

“Compared to what?” “Pizza!”

[@desculvscalf]

I love Dave. He’s just a normal dude that got famous. He seems like a good dude to go have beer with.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

I think he'd be a good neighbor to live next to.

[@mmm0513]

When he said score it 0 through 10....... i felt that

[@Saltfly]

Joe and Pats is absolutely nutso

[@Kaotizzz]

The joe & pats one 😂😂 literal walking AI

[@23snacKs]

12:55 sound just like borat when he said CNN

[@thelastdadonearth]

The chaos in the Joe and Pat's review is the epitome of NYC.

[@Tyronshoelaces]

The random craziness at Joe and Pat's was classic

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Blue cities are filled with nutcases. You can't swing a dead cat, without hitting a nutcase square in the face.

[@Hinja18]

Nah joe and pats was the best ever 🤣 I remember seeing it on Instagram and losing my shit at work 🤣🤣

[@XxJimboxXJwZ]

Dude, I'm so happy this got in my algorithm. Holy shit haven't laughed like this since forever XD

[@GOCHIEFSJMB]

Daves face was hilarious!! Im still laughing.

[@ronaldwestbeal2269]

Dave is really good at controlling him self dealing with these random situations I’m flabbergasted by half these people that gravitate towards him during his pizza reviews lmao I’d just be speechless all the time if it was me

[@JoeRogansForehead]

Flabbergasted

[@jessemonroy9895]

These pizza reviews are almost unbelievable, dialogue straight out of a video game with the nonsensical randomness 😂

[@leviyouler3362]

Joe and Pats I don’t know what’s funnier the people and the whole bit or the fact that he gave it a “real” 9.4 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@CavSc0ut19D]

Not even a full minute in I'm already ❤❤loving it he got me with" listen, today's the day where we just appreciate everything all right?"

[@BenDover-ms9st]

I would like everyone to thank franky without him there’s no pizza review