Dave Portnoy Gives His Lowest Ever Pizza Review Score

Just because Lebron isn't about fairness doesn't meant Dave won't be when reviewing his pizza. #shorts
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[@scottb4767]

I really felt he was objective there, no bias what so ever!

[@maxd7565]

Everybody knows the rules

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

1 apology everyone knows the rules

[@AshtrayAnnie]

You’re right he was. Lebron sucks at basketball, he also sucks at pizza franchise ownership.

[@CarterH1998]

Idk why he got their worst pizza there, he should’ve got the meat lovers pizza or the build ur own option that everyone gets. They are known for their toppings

[@AshtrayAnnie]

@@CarterH1998 They’re known because Lebrons an owner…not for their pizza😂. And just like everything Lebron touches, the legacy is instantly lost. People like integrity, Lebron has NONE of it.

[@alejandrovillegas3836]

Im crying😂😂😂 the quick “0” and jets out

[@frankwaldeck2359]

I think this is my favourite video of his. 😂

[@brockthroton3535]

Want that funny

[@Narxes081206]

I legit lol 😆

[@54kev1n]

Bro that shit had me dying 😂

[@Pizza21002]

dropping the pizza makes it 😂

[@scansin77]

Fair review. Seemed legit.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

Well, he only got the cheese. They have so many topping options like roasted garlic and balsamic drizzle.

[@gc6888]

@@IWantToPetYourDog- zero

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

@@gc6888 What an intellectual answer.

[@gc6888]

@@IWantToPetYourDog - I’m curious; are providing other topping selection ideas available because you think Dave’s score was based on the cheese only topping review?

[@wbharvey504]

​@@IWantToPetYourDogdoesn't matter 😂. That pizza is trash and I'm mad because I love pizza

[@jessegreene4553]

Best take on LeBron I’ve ever heard.

[@KMC1367]

My favorite pizza review ever 😂!

[@jessegreene4553]

@@KMC1367 same. This one and his Little Caesar’s one.

[@MANwPLAN101]

Honor, integrity, pride Zero dude your a legend

[@derfrosch1487]

You're*

[@MattCN83]

@@derfrosch1487you must be fun at parties

[@scottjones8406]

​@@derfrosch1487 always that one tool

[@xertive8503]

​@@derfrosch1487 your is correct

[@Jays-ug9bd]

@@xertive8503 go back to elementary pal

[@mototoad1242]

"not even say hello to Undertaker when you wore his shirt " Fuckin top notch materal here. 😂

[@user-gh9pe3yb4h]

material*

[@mrjohneeviedean]

Probably just polyester

[@dixonuranus8099]

LEBRON JAMES. REST. IN. PEACE.

[@chrisxavier3147]

Seriously, that was so low. Undertaker was famous before he was

[@wbharvey504]

​@chrisxavier3147 his fans can't see how much of a clown he is

[@CJ0923]

Best one yet. The immediate drop at 0 is what does it for me.

[@wjsaxton]

🤣🤣 s-s-see ya! lmfao I’m new to Mr. Portnoy and his 🍕 reviews.. he’s such a character!

[@aidenban5694]

Homeless man: 🏃‍♂️💨

[@VerbilKint]

And eat that shit? Doubt it.

[@c.e.b.underpar1746]

I make 85k, im eating it!!!!!!

[@theredcomet844]

The homeless guy probably wouldn't even be able to rate it either.

[@driftertravelerman6893]

Dave: "i can almost see lebrons face in it" the small burn spot on the pizza: "watch it now davey boy"

[@oblivionwalker8611]

Bro I’m dyinggg 😭

[@kristopherlavancher2048]

He shouldn't have been so nice. LeBron looks just like that pizza, ugly, cheesy and burnt up like his hairline

[@TheGeneral_LUFC]

Hahahahah

[@nobodynomi1064]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hagaras82030]

If lebron was a white person and he said the same thing, y'all wouldn't even consider the cheese on the pizza as racial undertone. It's just color bruh. 😂

[@raphaeldelaghetto9349]

The only time I’ve ever seen him take one bite 😂

[@aniakiyama]

Lol😊

[@JoshPeterson]

Haha most of the time he's saying, "One bite, everyone knows the rules," while taking multiple bites 🤣 I always crack up at that

[@derrickwarner9578]

Haha for real though. His knee bite is always the whole piece

[@Anonymous-ru8ud]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JayBurris100]

Everybody knows the rules 😂

[@venom00112]

Thats right always say hi to the Undertaker

[@MostlyAwesome]

I wanna see some high school cafeteria pizza reviews

[@josho8888]

lol i looked up the rectangle pizza from elementary school. u gotta order a box of like 150 but damn that pizza was good

[@MelvinMansoor]

Such an honorable man I wish I could have this much integrity

[@michaelturley3457]

lol to be fair it is absolute shit, I just had it the other day. Can’t believe he invested in that trash, but he was also dumb enough to think Russ would be a good fit with him and Davis

[@SagaTheFunniest]

Facts he’s so sincere

[@andocando8734]

Wow the first actual one bite pizza review.. and a rookie score to boot..

[@jaybeazy4978]

O isn't a number an definitely not the first one bite review.....plenty of one bite review 9 years ago when it's started as one bite

[@DXOWNSNWO]

He said 0 isn't a number ?? What an ass clown lol 🤣

[@DXOWNSNWO]

Rookie score for sure though

[@CubsWin2012]

@@jaybeazy4978 He said zero, not the letter O.

[@jaybeazy4978]

@@CubsWin2012 dam it ya got me there .. 0 O ...still close enough when ya had a few 🍻 🍺 🍻

[@lawrenceweston922]

I thought you were unfair, but now that I know LeBum I agree with you.

[@_cheefieG]

Lmao he probably beat yo team in the playoffs

[@iwishiwasthomasshelby]

@@_cheefieGlow IQ alert 😂

[@tbjb009]

Damn, did Lebron pipe your girl or something?

[@smacknm3843]

bbbrrrooooooo im dead he fucking said zero bblaahhhahhhaaaahaaaa

[@kencolvin8613]

That rant just earned my loyalty

[@idkjames]

Blaze is pretty terrible as well frfr

[@Redditor6079]

Well yeah LeBron is even more unlikeable than Dave.

[@joeymuhleisen1759]

Mine as well

[@Patrick_Nguyen]

The only review that’s actually one bite

[@SnappingTurtle444]

🍕😁ikr ... But the ZERO score was straight cap 🧢... Dude just couldn't admit that Bronny's pizza joint was legit 😭

[@bread6235]

@@SnappingTurtle444i like bron. but blaze pizza blows 💀

[@7jugo]

​@@SnappingTurtle444that's the rule!

[@lynch42o]

@@bread6235 screw them both!

[@taylee2702]

@@bread6235however that’s true if he didn’t hate lebron he would’ve scored it around a 6.1-6.2 respectively.

[@murrayfreeman3027]

The only time Dave ever took only ONE bite in a "One Bite Review"!

[@akapabs108]

One nibble.. everybody knows the rules.

[@VincentVincent_89]

Dave was born in Massachusetts, lebron is also coincidentally the owner of the Boston Celtics so that explains the score

[@user-vj3qy3rg9p]

He’s a investor in Fenway sports ,Fenway sports one of many investments they have . He has no direct control over the team .

[@ItaThe3rd]

He is not the owner. He is invested in the group that owns them. It's like saying he is the owner of Liverpool FC. I personally own stocks of Juventus. It obviously doesn't mean I'm in control of the club

[@everydayvacaytaj]

He pretty much thoroughly explained what he doesn't like about him

[@kevink6420]

I respect anyone who disrespects Lebron James. I’m all in.

[@komi8628]

rent free

[@andrewwhite9302]

@@komi8628”rent free” 🤓🤓🤓

[@wastedwifi]

Tell me you're white without telling me you are white

[@kevink6420]

@@wastedwifi I’m white, proud of it too.

[@derekconstantino7759]

​@@kevink6420damn right

[@straycat2253]

Now that’s a review I can get behind 😂😂

[@gageboone1885]

You must be racist then

[@elpri553]

*tf did lebron do to him*

[@knottchu6159]

LeFraud James gets a zero. Love it

[@JordanCantFight]

Jesus is lord. Repent of your sins, be born again, and turn to him to be saved from Hell! Turn away from all your sins before its too late. I love you and God loves you🙏🏼❤️

[@AKFF320]

​@@elpri553 fk a lebrow

[@RAZGR1Z]

LeBron didn't "found" Blaze Pizza. He just invested in it.

[@kriskquinn.68]

Holy shit that setup was amazing 😂

[@gitouttamyway7611]

I have to say that was truly... a one bite review

[@mausegetlit363]

313 likes, Detroit pizza has entered the chat

[@canubeetquad]

Dave's best moment ever

[@michaeloneill3797]

This guy is a prick! Yeesh

[@ericx4124]

Lebron can kneel and clean up that mess.

[@michaelbutler218]

Dave keepin it REAL!!! Callin out Coward's one Pizza at a time! Truth 👍🏾💯

[@stefanmccurley5951]

Such a fair and balanced review love it.

[@jimbobakabrutus1230]

That was the best review ever Prez.

[@jaybeazy4978]

The oldest review ever shits 5 years old but good kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2LcZXyYoa2Vi9U

[@bowlman_]

Why you simping for a dude lmao

[@jaybeazy4978]

@@bowlman_ iam dead 💀 🤣 😭 😂

[@champer1290]

@@bowlman_ same reason you probably simp for the black supremacist lebum James

[@bowlman_]

@@champer1290 what the fuck kinda drugs are you on chief?

[@AL.BUNDY.]

Zero seems fitting for LeBum. Should've spat out the pizza too lol

[@JASHALL10]

When I went to Blaze, they were smearing the topping bar with an old rag and the “juice” from the rag was going back into the containers of toppings. Needless to say, I just left.

[@chloebelle4923]

ewwwwwwwww --- horrifying.

[@MikeySkywalker]

I call BS. No way that would be allowed with the standards modern day restaurants are held to.

[@JASHALL10]

@@MikeySkywalker nope. I wish it was. A bunch of teenagers just doing what they assumed was the right thing with the manager not paying attention. I didn’t sick around to figure it out. Restaurant standards mean nothing. People making your food in the back of restaurants aren’t much better when nobody is looking. Quite horrific.

[@mattingegneri1077]

@@MikeySkywalkerif the ref doesn’t see it, it’s not a foul. As a plumber, I do a lot of work in commercial kitchens, you’d be amazed by “the standards” 😂

[@MikeySkywalker]

@@mattingegneri1077 I do too. The ones I have worked in are very clean. Maybe we work in different states.

[@TD1021-]

That was incredible 😂 the undertaker comment the tiny nibble immediate 0 n dropping it. Fuckin top notch

[@robertfraser7199]

One of the best episodes. Even the drop was perfect. Pizza looked good, though.

[@SIMPLESIMPLE22]

Wish it tasted as good as it looks, I live next to one. It's pretty trash.

[@chillbro4601]

@@SIMPLESIMPLE22 it’s good bro?

[@brotherben4600]

It somehow looks like pizza pizza.

[@jaimep3432]

Irs cardboardy

[@nicolejacobsoncovers]

Trash pizza isn’t real pizza

[@noobsley1757]

bro gave the most in depth speech of 2023 and gave the pizza a zero

[@bored8715]

Glad he handled the review with so much professionalism and maturity

[@cowboybowfishingoutdoors5013]

So I take it Jacks Frozen Pizza holds a higher score 😂😂🤣🤣

[@koreypaul6698]

😂😂

[@Jay-407]

Jack has integrity

[@mscivil1159]

@@Jay-407 T

[@esgreen0000]

.08?

[@theraf8100]

@@esgreen0000 Is that the minimum you have to blow to enjoy it?

[@JimmyTwoTimesGTPx2]

Literally takes one bite: “ZERO.” *FLOP* - 😂😂😂

[@benb4343]

You mean *FLOP* ... in honor of Lebron & all lol

[@JimmyTwoTimesGTPx2]

@@benb4343 very true, fixed it

[@jab11110]

“One bite - everyone knows the rules - Blaze Pizza - ZERO !!!” 😂😂😂😂Stage left😂😂😂😂

[@buttermepancake3613]

His feelings on LeBron totally didn't effect the score 😂😂

[@bryan6434]

I think Dave is the guy that changed his entire personality when he had his first sip of beer

[@ChaosArchives667]

Lebron jock rider spotted

[@leglistux20]

This made me cackle omggggg

[@zacchbecker5252]

Dave is a legend.

[@castnerscutthroats9297]

The absolute best pizza review of all time. Meanwhile the pizza is crying in Mandarin.

[@daltonyoung3853]

He's acting like the girl who never got called back after the 3 date 😉 😂😂😂

[@sfz0161]

Cringe af bruh

[@daltonyoung3853]

@@sfz0161 as long as I think it's funny I'm ok if you think it's cringe 😬 😂😂😂

[@sfz0161]

@@daltonyoung3853 whats funny is that you give off strong incel vibes.

[@-Flabbergasted-]

​@@daltonyoung3853 yo cringe af..

[@almightypush4173]

cringe af

[@ActivEthan]

I FOUND A HUMAN TOOTH IN MY PIZZA HERE, HAVNT BEEN BACK SINCE. I was scarred bro I never use all caps

[@joeLULW]

hope you didnt have to pay for extra toppings

[@ActivEthan]

@@joeLULW Joe I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty sure I got a couple extra. They really did get one off on me. Luckily I noticed the tooth and picked it out, I thought it was a little mushroom! Which I also hate! I was also stoned outta my mind so it is forever ingrained in me. An actual scarring experience 😂

[@ThaFashionAssassin]

Who’s tooth was it?

[@ActivEthan]

@@ThaFashionAssassin I’ve never figured out, the guy making the pizza I swear was like giving me the eye, in a threatening way not a sexual way… but maybe I was just high. Still baffles me to this day. It’s like one of those unsolved mysteries in movies that will haunt until death. I have a witness that was with me, a good stoner buddy of mine. He was so sad for me. A human fuckin tooth man like how does that happen. I guess I’ll never know

[@diychad7268]

I wonder whose it was, I'm sure they were kind of surprised when they realized it was gone

[@brandon72399]

Guy who made that pizza probably cryin 😂

[@HappyBosh]

I just want Lebron to come hug this guy. He clearly needs it!😂

[@diogenes9312]

I will love Dave forever for this moment! He said a lot of things I felt.

[@johngotti3487]

Because you a weirdo in real life 🤣

[@stickstigley]

I felt he held back. I feel he could have definitely said more.

[@StephenShaw107]

Haters I'm not lebron fan but he lives rent free in yall heads

[@mmafyasco]

jealousy..?

[@thes7519]

That’s crazy😂 he’s a basketball player

[@stevenbrace8579]

Most honorable and mature take on a rivalry I’ve ever witnessed. Well done, and much respect to you sir.

[@taylordeitzlankford]

Legit thought that pizza was LeBron flopping right there

[@seanjay2162]

My mom loves Blaze pizza but they closed down because nobody goes there 😂 she gets upset everytime she drives by the building it used to be in

[@USMCVETTE]

LeBron couldn't even hold Michael Jordan's water

[@jakewaldman6243]

Straight facts

[@kevink3975]

@Magic mike honcho Michael didn’t have to change 4 times to win like the coward de bron

[@Only2GendersCommonSense]

Or jock

[@anthisrogers]

What does that have to do With Pizza lol

[@Only2GendersCommonSense]

@@anthisrogers maybe the dude drinks water with his pizza? 🍕 💧 🚰

[@AwesomeRicoGaming]

The Drop was Funny always like when Dave rate the pizza. One Bite is all You get. 😂

[@bentotc5097]

Im mistaken . He actually finally did one bite

[@jasonpsutherland]

No WOOD Oven Dave! It's GAS!

[@JimmyMoultray]

In the past few days, I’ve watched probably 100 or so of these reviews. This.. this was the review that got me to subscribe 😂

[@X3nophiliac]

and your comment pushed me to sub as well😅

[@HFFCANADA]

​@@X3nophiliacah shit I will as well. This was funny

[@jshadeproductions6026]

May the South rise again!!! Lol what a bunch of non-conceptional Netanyahu's 😂

[@JustJohn805]

Not gunna lie I just subbed to because of this comment lol

[@neils185]

Same!

[@kingofalltrades-vs5qm]

you wrong dead wrong 😂😂😂😂

[@mypoliticaltruth6435]

Dave waited his whole life for that moment

[@highl4nd3r85]

This ending has broken me I can’t stop playing it over 🤣🤣🤣

[@robmemeoverlord6399]

The thing I like most about David is his impartiality.

[@JoelCercas]

Come on he gave Little Caesars a better rating

[@edallen4936]

I think I died laughing.

[@YourCommonSinner]

How did you type this comment then? 🤡

[@edallen4936]

​@@YourCommonSinnerfrom my grave quite obviously.

[@MikeStand11]

You knew it was coming, but still hilarious delivery 😄

[@rangeoflight]

Best review ever. Not just pizza review, but best review of all time. Labronda flops more than this pizza.

[@MrJayZand]

The goat of pizza reviews 😂

[@gamblingguru2235]

Give it a 0.01 next time

[@adamberndt1136]

That’s how I felt after trying the frozen pizza you made.

[@michaelfisher934]

oooohhhhhhh Gottem

[@jonathanbailey4904]

Worse frozen pizza ever

[@calebniederhofer6529]

I was pretty shocked myself. His frozen pizza is mediocre at best. It is pretty bad.

[@BUNN_O]

But it’s like 2 bucks at Grocery Outlet, so I still choke it down 😅

[@MrNewpatchtech]

Because it’s a one bite pizza, you can’t stomach the second bite….

[@sethsaracoglu3360]

Best pizza review to date

[@jaybeazy4978]

This was 5 years ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2LcZXyYoa2Vi9U

[@mattcook2853]

The first time hes actually only taken one bite.

[@taylormusgrave21]

He always gives a fair trial

[@ryancampbell6510]

I was confused on why he hated him so much but then I figured out why like three seconds later😂😂

[@johnpennington9200]

can you tell me why he doesn't like lebron

[@joeboy4229]

That pizza dropped faster than a LeBron flop

[@terryallen9546]

No pizza could compete with how in love Dave is...with the sound of his own voice.

[@mat11tt33]

You drop the pizza on the floor that’s what made me die😂😂😂😂

[@vaporware666]

Shit was far from funny, are you 12 or from India?

[@mat11tt33]

@@vaporware666 this shit was funny

[@charleshemphill6923]

Awesome review I bet that pizza cost like 15 bucks too!

[@juliopadilla7346]

Like 10 but you were close

[@stevel7553]

That’s was one of your best scores yet 😂

[@tbjb009]

He would be on his knees if he ever saw Lebron in person....chill out Dave 😂

[@momanda481]

This was hilarious 😂 truly a one bite review

[@hey_mr_wallace2323]

Honestly blaze could be worse for a chain pizza place lol. Better than pizza hut, dominos, etc

[@lilmandee4315]

Until jet's pizza comes thru the door

[@hey_mr_wallace2323]

@Every Little Thing not ingredients wise. You eat domino's, the hut, lil cesars etc and you're in bathroom for a while the next day haha 😄

[@hey_mr_wallace2323]

@@lilmandee4315 no jets near me. Marco's is probably the best chain pizza in my area.

[@hey_mr_wallace2323]

@Every Little Thing Agreed. I get Marco's if I want something for a game. A neighborhood place if I want a traditional pie.

[@hey_mr_wallace2323]

@Every Little Thing no shepherds pie or boxty here though. And you're closer to seeing good football games than I am haha 😄

[@cjbrown1979]

Some people drop the mic. Dave drops the pizza.

[@missinglinc5459]

Great undercarriage, no flop that's a 7.8

[@stewscratchalot639]

Dave’s only one bite review 😭😭😭

[@DXOWNSNWO]

By far the single greatest pizza review that he has ever done !!!

[@havuseenmymonkey6663]

Once he said zero i busted out laughing

[@TheRealtor247]

Stop holding back and tell us how you really feel Dave😂

[@Domm_Diggity]

The Adderall was hittin different today huh Dave?

[@ChaosArchives667]

Lebron sucks

[@wardengentles53]

I have no clue about the pizza, but he's spot on about LeFraud James

[@kb5509]

Ew

[@adamharmon6815]

He was so objective he broke his only rule. An even score......

[@orangelimesky]

This is the only review where he actually only has one bite.

[@Jayandhis25cents]

Sees burnt cheese on the Pizza and he said I see LeBrons face😂💀

[@soulreaperx7x]

Zooms on the dark spot on the pizza "I almost see his face when I look in it"

[@zacharypounds6099]

I’ve been to blaze pizza three times and I agree with this scoring.

[@TheCpadron19]

But you went back two more times? I guess ya gave em three strikes to improve, sounds fair.

[@zeusb0i344]

Well….Dave used to be impartial.

[@johnfiorvento6416]

THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!!

[@davidsimonovic8700]

Greatest review ever

[@user-qo1gk2kj3e]

I was expecting Dave to spit it out, but it turns out Dave is a swallower.🤣

[@BuckyBarnesATL]

I worked so many events in Cleveland while living there. I was working there for the Cleveland Cavaliers Championship party at Calfee Law Firm. Everyone complained how he was the cheapest tipper and I’ll tell you this. I’m a huge Cavs fan but will never be a Lebron fan because he was so rude that night. He wasn’t a nice guy to us normal people.

[@MILITARYSPECIMEN]

Fair score fair judge

[@SemperSalam]

Remember when Lebron said “free hongkong” and then his masters told him to STFU because money is more important than human rights?

[@koreypaul6698]

I don't remember him pretending to support Hong Kong...

[@calvincalvin3132]

Yep

[@calvincalvin3132]

Korey Paul he basically told Morey to shut the fuck up 🤣🤣🤣

[@SemperSalam]

@@koreypaul6698 ok. Not my problem if you have a shitty memory.

[@sneakyalmond]

@@SemperSalam You wanted to know if anyone remembered an incident you think you remembered. Don't get mad when people tell you their answer.

[@WrestlingNPyro]

I felted that undertaker line