If I Were A Girl (Beyonce Parody - Dave Days)

This is what it would be like if I were a girl. Get this song and more on iTunes! itunes.apple.co...
Lyrics:
If I were a girl even just for a day
Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no dont tell me theyre real.
Yeah I think theyre real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15?!
If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.
If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!
If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.
Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
No I dont really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt?!
Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.
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[@RockerChicktv1]

I watched this for the first time when I was 11. Now like 6 years later this is still probably my favorite parody you have ever made

[@ismanparrish7]

It's only been 5

[@RockerChicktv1]

i said like which is an estimate. So see I was only 1 off

[@bob1234881]

Jenn Belair does that mean you don't know how many years ago you where 11? (:

[@RockerChicktv1]

yes because I'm super shitty at math as well as i wrote this comment at like 2 in the morning so it was too late/early to get the math right

[@bob1234881]

Jenn Belair maths is all about confidence.

[@luckylove775]

I miss the old dave days recording in his mom's basement wearing the green shirt and doing parody videos

[@maria-zl4cf]

Same

[@stussikun]

well fucking said

[@mehakm9962]

i came back to see this. i miss this era sm

[@loldy3]

@@mehakm9962 missing this era of youtube in general holy shit 😭

[@whisperhername]

15 years ago it weas a bop and is still a bop

[@maddycavanaghmc]

It feels like all of daves old videos are kinda like time capsules for all of us #memories

[@Callemos7]

I was 16 at the time. I’m 25 now and I still love this song! 😄

[@jaydee700x]

12-21 😍

[@drconfuso4710]

Same

[@qtip4881]

congrats on being 28 now. We all gonna make it, brah.

[@frjcde9392]

@@qtip4881 Don’t lie to people. Everyone most definitely isn’t going to make. Just the reality of life.

[@FoxtaleHi]

Egg

[@nut1909]

I MISS WATCHING THIS EVERYDAY IN 2009 AHH THE MEMORIES

[@saintjohnalabama]

I was 15 years old when Dave made this :( Nostalgia man..

[@sarahforeverago4926]

+saintjohnalabama I was 7. i didnt even know it existed then XD

[@EpicRainbowLollipop]

+saintjohnalabama i was 11

[@harleyxoo]

I was 8

[@bekk8384]

13...

[@somerscott8315]

I was 8...

[@CharleyLouiseArdley]

This was the first youtube video I ever watched, I was 10, still love it

[@jesscajane]

Charley Ardley me tooo ommgmgmgmgmgmgmgmggm

[@catm.3428]

I'm 10 and this is my first video I watched O.o

[@honeyb4729]

Lol I was 3 but I watched it when I was 5 I was so confused like "what is bo0bs?" What is that body part he was touching the part under her pants? Why dose a girl have a beard?will I have a beard? Now I'm just like WTF YOUR TALKING ABOUT BO0BS LOL I PUT A 0 NOT O

[@AnnaGraceCorbett]

+Charley Ardley Yeah, one of the first youtube videos. Mine was one of my own videos, but this was my first youtube videos that was not my own

[@massyfamily514]

I was five

[@BishBaroniee]

LMAO where is my pen15 ah I wish Dave Days was still huge

[@RedFlyer411]

I remember back when KZbin first put up the subscribe button I thought it was a scam. But after seeing this video I was like Worth the Scam! And Dave Days was the first person I subscribed for on KZbin! I have yet to undo that decision.

[@humayunali5663]

Watching it after 9-10 years later

[@Beatthewillow]

I was listening to Beyonce and thought of this video randomly after all these years 🤣 pen15 😂 I get it now!

[@nut1909]

hahah the same thing happened to me a few years ago. after not hearing this for years, the pen15 thing suddenly clicked out of nowhere 😂

[@jordanh2039]

Currently 2 am and just randomly remembered this song.

[@Mrscutienumberone]

It's been 10 years and I still love this parody.

[@Ben-616]

I remember watching this when I was 14... time really flies...

[@jessicarenee6442]

Oh God. I used to binge watch this dude when I was 8 lmao. I had the biggest crush on him haha. Now I’m 17 and looking back through his videos and am just as hooked as I was NINE YEARS ago! Keep up the good work. ☺️

[@lightforyourpath8396]

Same!!!

[@dawnfranchezka4610]

I’m watching this for the first time after 7 years qwq I would be lying if I said this wasn’t one of the best memories I had

[@pej95]

i was 17 now 30 i miss old days...

[@StrangeActions]

I remember three years ago when I watched this. It was the first of many I've seen of DaveDays. Now I coe back to find the memories.... Where did these friends go?!?!

[@lordzephyrus6494]

These videos cured my depression. Thanks Dave

[@fanniea4507]

I watched this for the first time when I was, like, 8 oh my god

[@elforest1808]

I was 11-12 when I watched it first

[@CaptianApe]

Daw you so young. I was 18 6 years ago when I saw this.

[@123eppe3]

Fannie A i was 13. Still good tho!!

[@juciekiss]

I was 10

[@yeeterbone8020]

oh god! I'VE FOUND IT! i swear i have been looking for this for YEARS

[@444stick]

Holy shit this is still on KZbin, I was 12 when I watched this. Still one of the best parodies made!

[@naughtius_maximus8243]

I've been taking a stroll down memory lane. Visiting old videos I used to watch. I must say you bring back a lot of good memories so thanks Dave.

[@suzietoanoneart]

Its 2018 and this was the first video I ever saw from Dave Days and I am watching it since high school 😂 wow, so much nostalgia !!!!! This video still makes me laugh !!! DEFINITELY my favorite !!!

[@shawnmcquate4178]

Rip the old YT. I still come back for classics like this

[@camnicole900]

Can't believe this was 6 years ago 👍😱

[@kotoura-san5654]

Camryn Jensen can't Believer this was 8 years ago!!

[@thomasforness8776]

Camryn Jensen can’t believe this was over 10 years ago

[@eastenders4k251]

11 years

[@devinhill2842]

I like Tacos, even after all this time

[@goldbowl9547]

12years OMG ㅠ.ㅠ

[@strawbalien]

I remember this 😭 I was like 9

[@becky6345]

Same

[@rebekahszekely8469]

Same. My mom discovered it 😂😂

[@lilzombiegurl6431]

I was 14 lol

[@aurorathehedgehog5985]

Same I loved this, hot problems and gangnam style lol i was at least 5th grade

[@AWKWARDCONFIDENCE]

I was 10😂

[@ftc786]

I was like 12 when I watched this time goes by so fast woah

[@CrystalGlowGaming]

and your now how old

[@lorden95]

Heyo now 4 years have gone by since you wrote that :O

[@MrNetsrac]

Ah yes, the good old days of YT.

[@jumpstylerqim]

2023 here

[@Midnights_hangout]

It's weird going back and finally getting all the dirty jokes like PEN15

[@nemo0036]

Oh man, I love the mid to late 90's feel of this song!

[@offbeatkids1716]

stumbling upon all my childhood videos, wow. I was 11

[@r0xaLP]

you act like you are 30 now.....this video is just 5 years old.

[@Proxinem]

You're still a child.

[@liambaker3419]

I'm using this for my secret santa hint LMAO!

[@MichaelGetson]

Incrível como sinto hoje a mesma coisa que eu senti quando assisti essa paródia pela primeira vez quando foi lançada. Dave Days forever

[@kelliwyld2113]

this was the very first Dave days video I've ever watched. tbt

[@meghanferguson919]

I miss growing up on this 💕

[@DannysHits]

Your voice is so fuc*ing great! :O Best cover I've ever heard :3

[@kayla1160159]

My parents used to never question what I was watching on the internet and I was watching this when I was in like middle school 😂😂

[@menacinghydregion8893]

I was like 8 when dave days released this song

[@bellabells3648]

I miss this! 😢 10years ago i was so addicted to all of ur videos.. How are u doing? Godbless davedays

[@Akikofuma]

My sister is your biggest fan! I bought your CD as a Christmas present for her. Greetings from Germany!

[@smoothkillaofficial3516]

2022 still missing dave days❤️

[@johannaalumbro1206]

I WAS TEN WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS OMG HAHAHA

[@jazzyparamonster]

This will always be your best parody! :D

[@ahheck6800]

Anyone else like me, and likes this better than the original? ;D

[@dianaalaniz420]

yes

[@Twighlight21fan]

I WATCHED THIS WHEN I WAS 9 WHY

[@cellerysandwich]

wth, i watched this when i was 10

[@jillbuote4865]

Same here! :)

[@isabelafechina4857]

I love your videos but, just saying, you have just one shirt?

[@jasperyong3258]

I think that to

[@fictionalizedreality2025]

I was 18 when this was out. 10 yrs later it is still funny

[@thatgirl0642]

I was 2 now I’m 14 😭

[@archanadnaik6245]

who is scrolling down the comments while watching the video??

[@vegardgarstad6806]

Who is here in 2024 ?

[@wideunicorn722]

Good times

[@candybrine6423]

Nostalgia trip soooo bad! XD I think it's been 5 or 6 years since I last heard this.

[@ThePakiSpice]

I keep telling myself this'll be the last davedays video I'll watch because it's 2am, but then I click on another one! xD

[@XxMehnaz786xX]

This was the first ever video of DaveDays I ever watched =')

[@nbmiata9507]

Omg this hit home in 2021 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️ much love

[@hannahmattson6529]

I watched this video a long time ago and didn't understand but now I get all of it and its hilarious

[@aidangertson3190]

I was 7 when this came out. The memories 😭

[@madisonelyse6517]

was trying to watch the real music video in 7th grade when i found this and watched every single one of his videos, im literally 23 now and completely forgot about my whole present life while watching this hahah

[@haeleigh]

My friend showed me this when I was about 10 or 11. I just came back to it today. :)

[@ximenaanleu6782]

Jesus I used to wach these channel with my brother when I was like 9 😂 I just remember a minute about it

[@Ladyd3cay]

Omg, 15 years. I remener when it came out!! ❤

I feel a wave of nostalgia😦

[@shirileygarzon9128]

I was full on laughing when she (he) dropped the pen and the guys get freaked out on the face!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@MintyCrusader]

woaw, this brings back memories

[@hayleylovesfatcats]

I heard this when I was 11 and this is still my favorite parody song I can't believe even tho I'm 16 and I'm addicted to KZbin this is my favorite parody. I love this.

[@satan3763]

Bro, do you even weird al?

[@lightforyourpath8396]

I had such a crush on him back then!! I loved his voice & thought he was the cutest!! I'd still love to meet him!!! 🩷

[@queeniekepoor2993]

I watched this when I was like 7. My principle showed it to us on a Friday when we were singing xD 6 years later it still makes me laugh.

[@ksmall0790]

Legit I used to watch this EVERYDAY FOR LIKE 6 YEARS

[@sarahwallace8599]

When I was 10 this was my all time favorite video

[@totorotodile3057]

when i was younger i saw this video and wanted to watch it again but i didn't know his name and i am finally reliving my childhood

[@chazzamalfoy]

Ahhhhh the first ever video I saw of dave! It brings bak memories lol

[@LindseyRox]

I remember watching years before I hit puberty. I had no knowledge about it. When he sang "I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me." I was like What? What is he talking about? My poor innocent self. 😂

[@Grosspenismeister]

So today this video gets exactly 8 years old. The nostalgia is real.

[@blueeyesaf]

THIS is why I love Dave days. His parodies are what I always liked. I want more.

[@wininaphe5104]

“YO ZAC CHECK OUT THAT………OH MY GODDDD” my fav part 😂😂😂

[@RileySarah115]

omg! dave you do not know how in love i am with your videos keep it up dude! btw you ware awesome on so random

[@kimmayeet]

The guys like my my my my my my face. HAHAHAH. Lolol. Love you Dave.

[@madisonfelan8759]

my first ever youtube video i ever watched still love it so much :)

[@annikanal03]

11 years later and I finally UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD!!!!!!!!!

[@hi1000ish]

Hard to believe that in a couple months this will be 10 years old I was 10 when this came out I vividly remember watching this at my cousins house

[@crampertv2536]

I was 8 when i heard it and now i happened to remember this song from you

[@buddhadawn98]

God 3 years later and we still are listening.

[@missmunk119]

I love looking through all Dave's old vids....

[@i8ET]

This was so long ago, and it still cracks me up! I love Dave

[@xXxXshirinXxXx]

why I can't stop watching it and can't stop laughing?! ☺

[@domenicazubay7356]

Oh my gosh.. I haven't watched dave days in FOREVER!!!

[@MsLockerLuver]

This is the first dave days video i watched hahaha!

[@torirose6099]

just found dave on tiktok and had to revisit this gem 😂

[@InezDeG]

First Dave Days video I ever saw! Loved you ever since!

[@JulieWhiting]

I remeber watching this so long ago haha its still amazing

[@meganfizzy2024]

my cousin showed me this song years ago and I just realized I already knew it when I clicked it!!!!!!

[@stephg4134]

Omg!! I was 11 when I watched this! It was the best. I was searching up Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus stuff and he popped up lol.

[@DennisJeppesen]

i was 14 when i heard this! miss those days!"

[@xoxSelenaGomezFanxox]

Pen15 ... I never got it when I was little but I knew what it meant 😂😂😂

[@guhada2162]

Dude, you're totally awesome :B and your friends as well! Greetings and laughs from Argentina :D

[@Moonoceanandmusic]

this was the 1st vid i ever watched by him 3 years ago and i thought he was crazy but i stayd watching his videos

[@kathyrose8750]

I first watched this 7 years ago and became obsessed with this hilarious parody - I think I've heard the original song once so I only know the Dave Days lyrics!

[@Aaliya_519]

i used to had dreams like changing into a girl after waking up in a dream then all of my problems vanishes away and i'm always filled with joy and smile but then suddenly i wake up to reality from my dream , i check my body and i find that nothing has really happened that was just a dream and i go back to my usual fake smile and depression life😔

[@cheapy1195]

Wow I was like 5 and I remember seeing this come out and I loved it