The Lawyer and the Rocket - Episode 29 || Dave Portnoy Show with Eddie & Co

On this week’s Dave Portnoy Show, Dave and Eddie bring on Jared “The Rocket” Carrabis to discuss his recent comments on Erika Nardini’s “Token CEO” podcast.
Dave is joined in his Miami rental by his parents for a reunion from pre-COVID days.
Eddie asks Dave about the recent TikTok drama, the PageSix article about Dave’s third sex tape, and the Guy Fieri auction.
“Inside Barstool” includes a Frank the Tank hospital bill rant for the ages and a Stu Feiner mulch delivery video gone right.
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[@vanessaxo2801]

Angelo Dave can yell at u just know we here in the comments respect the edits 😂

[@davidbrito909]

Damn. Rip Michael Angelo hahaha

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Then he couldn’t get the video uploaded

[@tkdiscgolf6184]

Mike Portnoy, Esq. is always welcome in my book. It’s always electric content with him there.

[@Dahk]

Every episode is just Dave finding new people to be mad at, and I'm here for it

[@lornemalvo4492]

Cousin Mike is one of my favorite people period. Also Dave calling out Trevor Noah is very relatable.

[@gunnarmichels3276]

Cousin Mike is one of the most unique people I have ever came across, he is spectacular in every way.

[@A_space_B]

Prayers up for MA. The nate dogg edit was a classic

[@jdix9598]

Dave is comin off a bender... def on edge. I recognize it because I've been there... too many times

[@jonathansirmons7932]

Or he's on an adderall lol

[@seanjohnson9401]

For sure

[@gbot3628]

Mr. Portnoy is the best content on the show by far!! Need him on every episode

[@jgo413]

i second this.

[@lisahaggett7998]

Thank you for fixing it!!!

[@dodda]

What was wrong with it?

[@Hollywoodhec]

@@dodda first upload, video would not play.

[@jacyfisher6170]

i watch barstool everyday and have never ONCE watched any of carrabis "7 shows"

[@ClanBBQ4life]

Kirk's show is great, but Jared is just a weekly guest who seems to think he is a co host.

[@tommy2putts]

He’s the WOAT

[@brockmartin3016]

Jared is awful Reminds me of YP

[@3232jrob]

I dig it...he knows baseball...If you like baseball you'll like his takes

[@ClanBBQ4life]

@@3232jrob He doesnt even know baseball though

[@louieb8413]

I dont think dave realizes how much we all love his dad and when hes included in content. dude is hilarious

[@bf9573]

True but compared to Leno?!?

[@deibtryin]

“His Mental Health” I don’t wanna do quotes but” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jensgronning4436]

As a 37 year old man I have less than zero interest in tik tok. I’m not however going to be the guy that say “back in my day”, or “these kids nowadays”. Dave getting a foothold in the tik tok world is a brilliant business decision. He’s successfully introduced barstool to an entire new generation of people. That’s what a forward thinking entrepreneur does.

[@Romanslost]

I think the only statement in that part that he made which was off base, was saying it's hard to get millions of views off an hour + long youtube video. Lol what?? But yeah definitely agree that it was a smart move, especially when it allows him to connect to several generations

[@Sirwastealot]

@@Romanslost You think you can do it?

[@Romanslost]

@@Sirwastealot think I could do what?

[@Sirwastealot]

@@Romanslost Make an hour+ video with several million views

[@Romanslost]

@@Sirwastealot yeah if I had any desire to be a youtuber with a strong following. But I genuinely don't. The point I was making is that he made it seem like making hour + long videos with millions of views per video isn't common. When it's the opposite there are tons of channels who do it often.

[@bobbybands1928]

Croakies on the mask is a wild move by mr Portnoy

[@Midwestrelax14]

Makes me sad how uninterested and annoyed Dave acts with his dad, bro is like 45 acting like a teenager

[@brycefernau1512]

If you watch the way he acts with Jared he’s just in that kind of mood. He actually changes so much with his dad.

[@Midwestrelax14]

@@brycefernau1512 I guess I can see that

[@tylerhayes5813]

Glad we can see it now!! El Presidente dominating KZbin as always!! btw PMT calling Big Cat “Barstool Big Cap” was awesome.

[@zjkingsley7]

8:28 Shakespeare's best piece IMO : " Much Tah Doh About Nuthin' "

[@justinskiles4824]

Love the comment”you might not believe this, but I’m not inside the patriots locker room.” 😂🤣

[@SB-tm6cm]

Workers back in NYC are slacking after Dave moved to Miami? Who didn't see that coming?

[@XxDanny80xX]

They all act like people who aren’t hired at barstool sports yet aren’t waiting to be up there and grind their A$$E$ OFF! really take a privilege for guaranteed. Just ask JP were he is

[@zackbell5497]

Give me the Cousin Mike Show immediately lmao

[@loganbronstein9456]

DAVE YOUR MY HERO

[@MahaneyMedia]

I would lovvve a show with Dave & his dad 😂😂

[@jaypers232]

I finished this podcast and pretty sure Mr, Portnoy is still telling a story

[@animeroomradio6799]

This is pure comedy. His dad needs a vlog camera crew following him around. Edit it like the office boom😂😂. “ I almost stopped because I saw them playing basketball and said well this can’t be it”

[@connorleary3080]

Mr Portnoy couldnt make a single word from 53:20 to 53:50 lmao

[@elcaptain4122]

Mr portnoy hit the nail on the head with the Letterman comparison.

[@bf9573]

Jared’s reason to not go to the office is “because I have to work, I have 7 TVs going, and a I built a shitty backdrop for my podcast”

[@quilly7377]

cousin mike was SPOT ON with that comparison of dave and letterman. wow

[@arodx34x]

I’m so jealous eddie gets to sit in on this specific convo with Dave and Jared

[@A_space_B]

53:24 eddie with an all time line "little sweaty around the collar over there"

[@jaradreiser8397]

dave for the win

[@ninjafofo72]

We need Mr Portnoy live on the show more often

[@CollectsHD]

I don’t think Dave’s happy, to be honest.

[@acidburner1981]

I would say he's rundown and miserable

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

He was happiest 3 years ago

[@StickyBandit22]

Dudes going on 50 should have a family, not doing tik toks and living in Miami. Of course he’s miserable on the inside.

[@stevemygoodman7809]

19:05 Dave knows. I was about to fall asleep

[@quilly7377]

lol i beg to differ, jared seems to have a lot more answers to questions than other barstool personalities with a lot less smaller podcasts and following and questions about them

[@walkerking3875]

Andy Roddick's FS1 show was called Crowd Goes Wild with Regis Philbin, I think

[@mitchgant]

When is the DR, Cuba, Venezuela and Puerto Rico tour with Donnie and Carrabis?

[@automateconstruction]

How come you guys never talk about 3d printed houses hit me up

[@overlandingturtle8480]

Mr. Portnoy is the best part of barstool!!! I miss listening to him everyday. The foundation of barstool. Fucking boss!!!

[@f1rma]

It's hard to blame someone for not being in the office when the owner of the company moves to Miami.

[@acidburner1981]

yup, this is going down a bad path. Dave not being around is hurting content in NY and his content is already going downhill. I mean these Florida pizza reviews are boring AF

[@chloejames6967]

Disagree completely. The owner shouldn’t need to hold people’s hands to do their jobs. Also when you’re the owner you can do whatever the fck you want- your employees can’t. NY is a fcking shthole, I’m glad to see him I’m Florida. I’d love him to move the entire company to Florida.

[@f1rma]

@@chloejames6967 Wrong. But you're used to that.

[@bf9573]

Agreed where this specific reason would make better content, but you expect any owner of a hundred million dollar company to not live in Miami?

[@quilly7377]

@@bf9573 yea no it makes sense 100% but i dont think dave realizes/maybe just isnt sayin it, but content on all aspects will go down. him not being in the office on day to day things, or the rundown, will hurt bad. on the other hand, dave basically just being by himself and doing the same things will just get old after awhile and be boring. dave thinks he could survive without barstool but i think both would crash and burn after awhile if they’re their own entities

[@hmd6202]

The look @ 30:15 sums up the entire show!!

[@geoaerorider4589]

The cocaine comedown is rough so I’m told.

[@user-tn2ym5hd5g]

That Mr Portnoy interview was electric 😂

[@esforex]

Underrated Chirp @ 25:38 | Mr. Portnoy: “You can’t hurt me”

[@joshuawells4932]

Baseball is hard to do for podcasts. You need more visuals. Look at Jomboy, this guy created a massive following by looking at highlights and making it fun. In depth analysis of games and players doesn’t lend itself to a more general audience.

[@KAP81]

Michael Angelo, its been a good run, you will be missed

[@quinnleavey8603]

Jared saying “well KFC radio and PMT have their own backdrop” yeah.. compare it to those lol

[@MrBernaln2]

Meandering philosophies! Hahahaha 😂

[@wilko3017]

This clearly shows we need a weekly portnoy podcast with his dad!

[@Mrbink01]

After the playoffs, there needs to be a Dave Portnoy, Mike Portnoy, and Stu Feiner team on "The Dozen"

[@chipplylar7006]

This is good content..

[@jamesbochichio9467]

I love how Dave gives his dad shit

[@clv9056]

Dave flexing w the watch

[@walkerking3875]

Mr. Portnoy in Miami once or twice a month for DP Show would be very entertaining

[@toddpacker9818]

This is definitely the beginning of the end... Prez moving to Miami and blaming people for not knowing what’s going on in his own company. Wtf u expect??? That’s what happens when you’re not in the office.

[@Bierwirth01]

You want your Biz, sign the Canadian baseball version.. Brett Lawrie = great content

[@SomeJustice19k]

El Pres is turning into a Diva....

[@charlieseets9434]

Literally sittin there stewing in anger whenever someone else speaks

[@jacyfisher6170]

imagine losing to WSD in pitching comp when your name is the Rocket

[@erictheplumber9516]

I appreciate Michelangelo taking criticism head on

[@nickfruch1491]

Jared dude thoughts and prayers hope you’re okay!

[@rcoray]

What if it was Goodell that paid $70k for the Meet Dave experience

[@jda671]

It would the first logical thing he has ever done.

[@Thedums]

Mr. Portnoy is hilarious

[@8agames973]

Dave looks like he was coming off a bender lol

[@ThatKidMiguel22]

"im his idol, hes not going anywhere" LAWL

[@fgarcia1115]

I would listen to Jared’s shows if mr. portnoy did them instead

[@tonyvalencia6935]

Dave and his Dad need a debate segment

[@griffindozier3081]

I’m all in on a cousin mike podcast give cousin Murray a whole episode too

[@chrisjamison8881]

Eddie struggling at the 16minute mark to stay awake....

[@Tmink7]

Mr Portnoy brought up Chris Elliot or whatever his name was because he was trying to say like Letterman took him from coffee guy to star Thats what Davey Boy does

[@rocketbalboa5485]

been a starting 9 subscriber since day 1 go Jared

[@azzurri5940]

Please more TikTok talk, super interesting.

[@bradroot3137]

“That’s the comfortable stuff”

[@jamaicangirl2000]

I love Schitt's Creek.

[@quilly7377]

dave’s favorite late night is tucker carlson

[@KuKuMcKuFace]

For a minute I thought this was another Portnoy Sex Tape - The way THE ROCKET DOMINATED Dave in this podcast...Damn...

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Prez says here that things that happened last summer made him want to move to Miami and "they need me more than I need them." Y'all think he's talking about PFT, Woke Cat and others turning on him?

[@Clivetinker]

100%. Don't think he ever got over the office (comprised of workers he hired) not defending him when some of the employees called him a racist. Can't blame him

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@Clivetinker i definitely don't blame him. Not only that I think it's hilarious. Screw those wokesters.

[@quilly7377]

dave acting/thinking like he’s 100% innocent and didn’t make any mistakes last summer is almost just as bad imo

[@Clivetinker]

@@quilly7377 reciting a rap lyric doesn't equate to creating and enforcing a racist institution like Black Brandon suggested

[@quilly7377]

@@Clivetinker and i never said it did either

[@michaelmiller7927]

bring back Mr Portnoy every ep

[@spellman2250]

Mr Portnoy is just to fucking funny bro hahah

[@mikel3649]

I have been following Barstool on and off for a couple of years. Before I could take a break, jump back in to watch an episode and get entertained. Have watched a couple of episodes recently and something is off. Dave seems to be more testy and disconnected. Then I watched an episode of BFF....

[@NC-do7fv]

@42:07 you can see pres heart shatter 💔

[@CarlosGarcia-tw8yw]

Whoa, michaelangelo getting scolded... Dave must be really mad about doge growing without him being any part of it.

[@asee7117]

So next week it is just the "Portnoy show" Mike Portnoy just interviews Eddie and then talk about the state of Barstool from someone close/inside knowledge of the company and where future of talent wind up

[@guccimane623]

Dave’s got classic upper stimulant irritability

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Mike Toilet Tissue Portnoy

[@DevunWalsh]

So why did he build a studio in Boston when he lives and work in New York City? Weird.

[@quilly7377]

trysta has an nba podcast and can’t even break 100 views yet erika won’t say a word about her. dave literally said nba fans listen to podcasts yet noone listens to trysta’s. makes ya think 😂

[@geoaerorider4589]

Dave got her fired from her last gig. Guilt hire.

[@bf9573]

“THIS LEAGUE”

[@quilly7377]

@@geoaerorider4589 yea i remember the whole usa today thing n her goin on radio, did he reach out to her originally or did she reach out to him? feel like if she reached out to him, this was all a show cuz she knew she’d get fired for talking to dave and barstool and there’d b a chance she could get hired from barstool/someone would notice her and hire her off meeting with dave

[@beartrillz7591]

Over under on Dave getting skin cancer after moving to Miami. This man already looks like one of Brady’s deflated footballs

[@charlieseets9434]

THIS SHOW WAS GOOD AT FIRST

[@chipplylar7006]

Just don't know how Dave crams all this in his 🧠.

[@ewenwilson6568]

Had no idea the rockets been around so long

[@jtintheuk297]

Not a rocket fan but feel like he's been hard done by. He's doing what seems like decent baseball content across different platforms and now he's getting bagged for not being involved as a character in NY doing random stuff.

[@hunterp5252]

New York City is dying

[@quilly7377]

esp when you compare his output to a bunch of others in that office

[@hokiehi11]

Dave blaming others for not paying any attention to his own company... All tik tok now. Losing touch.

[@Jchasser]

Dave looks like a young Derek Chaviun

[@michaelbobadilla]

Why’s Dave so pissed

[@0to60in1day]

Stopping your bender to do a video podcast under bright lights with your dad could put any party animal in a cranky mood.

[@jtintheuk297]

Exposed as not being fully up to speed

[@quilly7377]

@@0to60in1day dude films dps once a week, you’d think he could jus let it chill for a night before lmfao, dude doesn’t care about actual content in the slightest anymore

[@hacksawjimthuggin4957]

Dave tryin to tell us all something at 48:10 if you listen carefully.

[@mason678w]

Mr. Portnoy is the only person I like who likes watching Trevor Noah and Jon Stuart

[@seanjohnson9401]

Dave a little testy today

[@brennandoyle3514]

LFG ROCKET 🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[@andrewadmire3104]

Can someone tell me a great nba podcast that barstool has?

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Haha they don’t. Coley Mick just quit doing it because the other guy quit Barstool.

[@charlieseets9434]

18 year old social media drama takes precedent over the national basketball association for barstool SPORTS

[@joemaldonado3034]

@@charlieseets9434 I’d say half the NBA acts like they have 18 year old drama so what’s the difference

[@charlieseets9434]

@@joemaldonado3034 hahaaa classic

[@quilly7377]

trysta the only one on the network and its a joke. for how big they are as a company, to have no real pod in the field of basketball, a podcast heavy listening audience, is lunacy. for a half a billion dollar company, there’s so many things they could be doing better

[@jyegavin1661]

Whats Dave drinking

[@noahneon]

It won’t play