David Cameron joke gets Commons roaring with 'pleasure'

[@Euphoniumstar]

Man, The British Parliament looks like a hell of a good time.

[@pegasusted2504]

I just wish they enjoyed following the instructions given them by the people as much :~)

[@aminaalicealic9769]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 British parlament is irreplaceable

[@XanVer20]

"We note the admirable self restraint the prime minister has demonstrated, and we're grateful for it" Lol icing on the cake.

[@epic924]

This is top notch banter right here

[@Jefferges100]

i live in the U.S. and I never miss an "episode" of pmq's.

[@zubairibrahim3795]

I hope you enjoyed the 4 seasons specials of Brexit 🤣🤣🤣

[@Xeno389]

Sorry to hear that

[@dewok2706]

@@Xeno389 Piss off

[@Xeno389]

@@dewok2706 no

[@dewok2706]

@@Xeno389 Understandable. Have a nice day.

[@FF-qv8en]

When one of the most powerful leaders of the modern world makes sexual innuendos at work. Only in our glorious country lool

[@TheBarnem13]

Most powerfull what with our 80,000 troops are 2 ships 2 aircraft carries (under construction) our 6 typhoon's and 1 friggate oh and don't forget our 2 Tanks come on in Vladimir your welcome. Most powerful don't make me laugh

[@thevoiceless8567]

TheBarnem13 He rightly said, *one* of the most powerful, not *the* most powerful...

[@lachlanchang8345]

In Australia people call eachother cunts in parliament hahaha

[@thevoiceless8567]

Lachlan Chang Lol

[@TheSlyMiner]

I do believe that currently we have no aircraft carriers currently but have two being built (HMS Queen Elizabeth and HMS Prince of Wales) by BAE systems which will both be finished within the next few years.

[@pierzing.glint1sh76]

This is as stereotypically English as you could possibly get hahah

[@jreiland07]

And then there's that guy that said "I know what you mean" XD

[@WakandaBabe]

I love watching the House of Commons.

[@badleatherlad]

Long may it stay EXACTLY the way it is! May they NEVER, EVER sit in a boring fucking c i r c l e. Fuck THAT shit!

[@QueenJneeuQ]

I hate it, they are running the country and acting like children

[@Isleofskye]

Yes should have a cool,calm,charming,comedic FEmale leader like er..................

[@legionxiii8055]

+Queen jneeuQ It kept the British Empire together for a couple of centuries,

[@monsieurboks]

Queen jneeuQ PMQs are very different to the actual debates. Try watching more than just highlights on KZbin please.

[@Airbii]

UK parliament looks so cozy...

[@Matt-cz6ti]

It’s deliberately too small

[@famia1070]

Humour with the most utter respect for all fellows. Perfect example of how to poke fun without closing the line.

[@AB-gb6zz]

Crossing the line*

[@ronch550]

*cruising the line

[@ya00007]

Cameron is a very funny MP. I rather enjoyed this light hearted play with words. His last speech as PM when addressing Corbin was also delightful to my ears.

[@big_slurp4603]

Wonder if you still feel that way about him now

[@CeruleanSword]

His legacy is that he left a disaster. He will be forever remembered as the prime minister that unnecessarily divided Britain in a failed political gamble. That’s what he’ll be remembered for and history won’t be kind to him or his supporters.

[@ya00007]

@@CeruleanSword still better than Blair's and Browns legacy combined. Iraq war?

[@CeruleanSword]

@@ya00007 No. Definitely not. The Iraq war was an unjustifiable disaster for the people of Iraq but the crisis left by Cameron is a disaster for *this* country. As a British Prime Minister, he has successfully split Britain down the middle. How the hell can you make a comparison to Blair and Brown?

[@ya00007]

@@CeruleanSword The Iraq invasion was just as devastating for the British soldier's who lost their lives in vain, not just the Iraqi civilians. The EU referendum was promised by Blair but never delivered. Nigel farage was gaining support that put pressure on Cameron to deliver a referendum. How is a referendum EVER a comparison to lost lives? The 7/7 bombings in London were a direct consequence to the Iraq war. Blair is a war criminal no better then Saddam Hussein or any terrorist. He should be locked up at the very least. How can you even compare Cameron actions to Blairs?

[@asphyxiafeeling]

Cameron was a pretty chill dude looking back

[@luciancrosby6331]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the speaker's tie?

[@guydreamr]

'Tis his trademark.

[@publius6004]

This is British politics? Well than, American politics is dull and boring.

[@AngloSupreme]

Far too serious in America,everything is such a drama.

[@szarvaskoppany]

Well now watching from the outside...

[@jarquontre]

Excellent stuff! Parliamentary democracy is a serious business but it's good to see there can be friendly banter as well.

[@burghilll]

tooo right

[@tomlawson5893]

I for one am glad that these people take the time to have a little humour in their lives. They're only human after all and I think it probably makes them better people for it. Why is everyone commenting on this video so miserable about the world and everything in it!

[@burghilll]

I agree with you

[@AlchemyAtLarge]

Finally! Someone with a sense of himour!

[@davidm90143]

Because David Cameron is a fucking Bellend

[@Harvester236]

He can laugh because he's never gone hungry or been in debt his entire life. Meanwhile, we all lose jobs, suffer from endless cuts and get frowned upon whenever the peoples' voices are heard. Fuck every political party.

[@elizabethramsey1443]

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[@firesteel1]

I gotta say Cameron has to be the far better leader for our country. Ed Miliband would be an embarrassment on the world stage.

[@burghilll]

he already is

[@davidm90143]

I guarantee you either live in a rural area or london

[@Harvester236]

Cameron is obviously going to win again next year unless they get a far more charismatic and engaging leader for Labour. Too bad the Labour cabinet are nothing but dull, uninspiring idiots.

[@Isleofskye]

Ed lives in Islington, don't you know.In the posh part and his SOCIALIST neighbours ( they live,literally) next door to each other are Corbyn and his right hand Woman: Emily Thornberry. Cozy.

[@baronsionis6855]

Ed Miliband you say? What about Boris Johnson

[@MzLoathsome]

They seem like a bunch of drunks.

[@Yimello]

+Loath some There are around 8 bars inside the palace of westminster, so that's probably true.

[@ZlaD0S]

Suddenly im interested in taking up politics ;) FANCY A PINT PM!?

[@onionring2399]

Loath some the fuck

[@MichaelGarner108]

they are

[@albear972]

As they would say, drink up a couple of pints mate, and that'll fix you up.

[@cryptonics1234]

This is the exact scene in my class when half the class is absent and the teacher says do whatever you want.

[@hughthompson4846]

Dude in the cream suit got immaculate drip

[@Rjknight65]

The great leader we know in Britain.... Is making sex jokes about other politics. XD

[@FrenchPonens]

They made the fist "House of Cards" with old british politicians... They should make "House of Drunks" with these new ones.

[@FrenchPonens]

Alright, I get that. It's okay to have a good laughter from time to time, anyway.

[@tomlowe8563]

Go drink some cider you card!!!

[@dewok2706]

fine wine, this comment.

[@Harvester236]

Magnificent banter Dave!

[@mlee7290]

Such exquisite bunter right hior, missed that kind of thing during my gup yah.

[@charlie_charldon]

What if Cameron's wife now refers to his phallus as 'Mrs Bone'? 😂

[@Pivot-Shorts]

This is great actually. It makes it a lot more tolerable seeing them not take themselves too seriously.

[@Shannmeister]

We say humour, you say humor, that's the beauty of language and its development.

[@davidshillaker7578]

I love British Parliament. Always looks like they are having a good time

[@9Iamthewalrus]

These are the people in charge of this country folks.

[@WirlWind494]

What, humans?

[@Harvester236]

WirlWind Knobheads.

[@portly2496]

91amthewalrus: indeed and I'm grateful for that - never trust a person without a sense of humour

[@TheAmericanPrometheus]

The guy in the beige suit 0:12 behind Bone knew where this was going.

[@PhillyO1983]

With the EU heading towards oblivion, I'd say getting out of the EU completely isn't a bad thing at all.

[@portly2496]

Too true. A body like the EU lacking a sense of humour can't ride the many future vicissitudes and will collapse.

[@dagukmonster]

This is why I love David Cameron.

[@tanveerhasan2382]

Sad

[@angied8919]

@@tanveerhasan2382 not so! I love him too 🥰

[@WakandaBabe]

This is very entertaining. Thanks to whoever posted this look into British political workings.

[@josderbos9571]

Poor Mrs Bone being married to this.

[@peterhogg762]

I think that, knowing what we know now about Peter Bone, this feels more than slightly creepy

[@0truckmafk]

Man. I'm from Canada and I just stated tuning in to British parliament question period because its just as funny and entertaining as Canadian politics.

[@dlpz2063]

I love how funny can be without everyone feeling deeply ofended. In Spain, he would have been forced to resign straight after. Love it.

[@barath4545]

The British HoC is so much more entertaining than my local equivalent, noone is allowed to speak out when someone else is speaking with the microphone here.

[@AHighPwner]

You know, quite frankly, I wish we had this system in the states. In Congress they just make speech after speech and it goes nowhere. In Parliament you guys talk (and sometimes yell) it out. I know not all of you agree, but at least your politicians are a lot more down to earth then Obama and co.

[@wallywoodwally5877]

That wouldn't be allowed today.

[@SleepExports]

Are we any better for it?

[@wallywoodwally5877]

@@SleepExports In a word "no."

[@inco9943]

@@wallywoodwally5877 yes it would be ..

[@Gazzthemightyarseole]

guy fawkes had the right idea

[@pierzing.glint1sh76]

LOL!

[@Harvester236]

Guy Fawkes was a hero.

[@philipians1635]

oh so you want catholic dominance in england too?

[@Gazzthemightyarseole]

Liam Cunliffe glad someone else knew it wasn't guy fawkes he was just their scapegoat...any kind of dominance isn't healthy for anyone :( this conversation is getting a bit out of control from a silly comment :)

[@TheMonster2142]

***** As opposed to the thousands dying every year thanks to failing governing parties?

[@Catofminerva]

great banter

[@Pixelkvist]

Haha, what is everyone complaining about? One wantes PEOPLE to rule a country, not robots. A joke now and then is necessary!

[@00utub00]

having watched about 10 commons debates through related videos cameron actually stands out so blatantly as the best mp in there and i actually rate him for this joke it was well handled and he is very professional in his buisness more than a majority of the time

[@EyebrowsGaming]

There's a difference between being the best MP and the most well-spoken MP. Honestly the man is scum of the earth, and his legacy will live in infamy from now until the end of the Britis history as one of the worst PMs we were ever subjected to

[@AlphaBiggitz]

They're still human. Who here wouldn't be laughing in that situation.

[@danielxu647]

I'm not from UK, wondering why are there so many empty seats

[@Tobberz]

Parliament is divided up into mainly debating sessions, and sessions to review new bills etc. These are not compulsory - but the entirety of the parliamentary week is taken up by them. MPs can't be expected to attend all of them - just the ones that they need to, or are interested in. They often have other parliamentary business to attend to. The chamber is only ever full during PMQs - when the PM is open to questions from the opposition and other MPs.

[@danielxu647]

Tobberz today i leant. thanks.

[@dingopisscreek]

Cameron, Hague & Osborne a far better front bench than the lot we have at the moment in 2020. Boris isn't a patch on Cameron & Hague's European speech is hilarious.

[@angied8919]

So very true

[@MrOzzy281]

For all you labour voters. 1. they start taxing at £6,500........ compared to the coalition's £9.,500..if they represented the working man why tax low-paid workers so harshly forcing them onto benefits as they are better off on them?????) 2. they didn't regulate the banks in 13 years. (Blair now a banker worth upwards of 60 MILLION- and he started the new labour movement…..) Google "Peter Mandelson on yacht with Nat Rothschild" "Google Brown at Bilderberg" etc. 3. more tax has been paid by top earners EVERY year under the coalition than ANY under labour. 4. They want to increase debt BY £3,200 per person 5. spend 11.6% more than they take in tax. 6. they destroyed our economy. Labour presided over the slowest growth in 50 years, they produced the fastest decline in British manufacturing since manufacturing began, they left us mired in the longest recession since the war, they bequeathed maybe the largest deficit in peacetime history, and they handed over a debt so huge we will still be repaying it when the earth is swallowed by an expanding sun, a cosmological termination which might therefore come as some relief. 7. they want to continue to send 57million a day to the EU 8. they want higher immigration (last time allowed the biggest mass immigration into the United Kingdom in our nation’s history: three million people, possibly more than entered these island in the preceding 1,000 years combined.) 9. they have destroyed the NHS in Wales (where they are currently in power, why wouldn't they do it here too?????- the coalition have ring-fenced our NHS budget so they CAN'T cut it, but labour will.) Our last labour government blew £250,000,000 on private surgery because their NHS was so bad1,200 died in Mid-Staffordshire Hospital alone, that’s more than died in Mid-Staffordshire during the Black Death. along with their gagging orders on whistle blowers within the NHS 10. they raid the pensions. 11. Iraq+Afghanistan. 12.They sold off 400 tons of UK gold reserves and invested the money elsewhere (including in euros, compare the change in the value of gold to the change in the value of the euro in recent years if you have some free time). 13. run by the unions 14. They bloated the welfare budget. 15. They didn't keep up with house building when demand rocketed, allowing house prices to triple 16. They failed to build a lot of necessary infrastructure such as power stations. 17. they didn't invest in infrastructure (despite borrowing 1 trillion and taking 13 years of tax) Well, yes: they built the Millennium Dome. It’s easy to forget the Millennium Dome, because, after all, who would want to remember it, but this thing burned up 800 million pounds, was maybe the greatest marketing flop in recorded time, and it turned out to be a great big dirty tent where queueing families could pay £60, just to look at uplifting representations of litter. 18. They continually increased fuel duty, harming motorists. 19. They signed the Lisbon treaty, giving vast amounts of power to the EU and going against their own manifesto in with they specifically said they would give the people a referendum. 20. Allowing rich people to buy peerages. 21. Started HS2 22. And the icing on the cake, they left us with the largest budget deficit in the G20 relative to GDP. 23.They lumbered the NHS with vast PFI repayments which are coming out of Foundation trusts and straight into the pockets of the private sector. £50 Billion's worth of loans which are costing us £300 Billion in repayments-genius!……. 24. Housing waiting lists DOUBLED under Labour 25. Europe. labour’s biggest achievement in Europe was to give away half our precious rebate, won by Thatcher, at a cost to you and me of £9 billion so far - and in return they got precisely nothing, unless you count a chortling, after-dinner promise from Jacques Chirac, that he’d make Tony Blair President of the EU, which he didn’t. A small mercy. 26. Education. ensuring English youngsters are amongst the worst educated in the western world, and closing the grammar schools preventing the poor from achieving. 27. giving everyones personal information to america 28.google "labour MP wants muslim prime minister" 29. they can't even run their party finances ( lost 2 million recently in banking) 30. The party is almost identical to the previous labour government who got us in to this mess (ed balls). 31. Google "labour25" 32. Medi Hassan wrote Miliband's biography is a militant muslim who described westerners as animals (a video you can find on here) As for the Labour Party right now, they've opposed every cut that aims to tackle the deficit their party created and are not offering a plan of what they would do differently. Apart from keeping all the cuts (which they are opposed to)

[@MrOzzy281]

thankyou feel free to keep them to use against labour apologists

[@SamMitchell90]

Not to mention the fact they DOUBLED the income tax of the poorest people by scrapping the 10p tax rate! Labour aren't for the poor.

[@edwardnigma3775]

DavEd CamerBand There's a difference between supporting the actions of Blair and Brown and thinking that Miliband's cabinet will do a better job than Cameron. Is it perfect? Far from it, but I'm sure both liberals and conservatives can agree that neither of the two major political parties fully represents their views. Of course you can never fully trust a politician, but Miliband does seem to be scraping new Labour ideals, and replacing it with more traditional leftist views. Ed Balls said that they are going to go back to the 10p rate as the basic rate, but increase the upper rate to 50, maybe 60p. I know it's a contested issue, but I think a progressive tax system is needed, as wealth inequality to me is the biggest issue right now. Keep in mind, it was Labour MPs that predominantly made the decision for us not to intervene in Syria, Miliband also opposed the war in Iraq. Afghanistan is a very debatable issue, I think it made sense to begin with, it definitely doesn't now. I'm not even going to bother addressing any of your latter points, nor am I going to defend Blair or Brown, I think Cameron has done a better job than both of them, even though I think many of the austerity measures were unnecessary. Your latter points, such as Labour want a Muslim PM, that seems odd considering the head of their party is an atheist, either way, so what? I'm about 99.9% sure they're not talking about putting a Jihadist as PM, what's wrong with a Muslim PM? I'm sure they are a larger part of the population than people who actually identify as atheists. Do you honestly believe that Labour supports paedophiles? Are you honestly going to tell me you believe that? Don't be so bloody absurd. There's slandering your political opponents, and then there's that.

[@MrOzzy281]

Vote UKIP

[@MrOzzy281]

And that will ensure a labour victory!

[@Master1906]

@TheKenfig You talk about irony, and arrogancy, yet your last sentence is composed entirely of it. Bravo.

[@rebengas889]

Brilliant hahahaha loved that. David's good at those sort of jokes

[@lucasg5190]

Jealous because you don't have one?

[@voodoomay]

Ohhh... now I get it (excuse me) ahemmm

[@Lb8068]

Comedy is a really great way to get a point across.

[@portly2496]

Informality is also more conducive to arriving at agreement.

[@123brownjames]

this is really funny :) if only humourous debates were compulsory!!!! :D

[@Gabson9]

if we only had cameras and mics back in the days when britain was controling quorter of the planet to see and hear all the disputes and jokes.

[@BloodMoonASMR]

Misread as “David Cameron gets House of Commons roaring with pleasure” as if there was gonna be a mаsturbаtіоn party

[@rings-cn1yn]

LOL and even the guy's name is "Bone"

[@Jacob-sh4ym]

The "Good Old Days" !!!

[@WillScarlet1991]

Posh jokes that peasants like us don't find funny.

[@burghilll]

get a life you sad person

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Don't worry, we can bring out a cuddly toy tied to a stick and wave it around a bit. More your type of humour.

[@andrewhyde4708]

I would never vote Conservative but some of Cameron’s repartee was delightful to my ears.

[@simonjohnhinton1938]

You dirty boy dave! Lol.

[@jameswallace7091]

Shame he didn’t have the foresight to back Brexit. Best leader we had since thatcher IMO

[@gnackattack]

Actually English has several dialects with different spellings of the same words - none of them are wrong. I can't believe I'm having to tell anyone this outside of a preschool.

[@MassimoCavicchioli-o7s]

These are the conditions in which our politicians decide the fate of millions, it's indistinguishable from a primary classroom

[@SempiternalScientist]

I'm so glad I have ITN news to give me all the pertinent political news of the day. This was almost as entertaining as your last clip, 'MP comes to Commons without his tie.'

[@iJoker39]

A camera is not going to stop them from being human. Your saying if you where in there position you would not have laughed? Please don't say you wouldn't because you would.

[@n3nshat11]

Right im from america and these guys are pretty down to earth. Try having a convo with Obama, hes like a robot.

[@downtownford2]

I am really tired of these youtube commercials

[@FocusReborn44]

This is the fruits of our ignorance, ladies and gentlemen. We have a bunch of comedians running the nation.

[@JckSwan]

@Kozzy06 They have to be extra careful not to offend anyone. Humour is nearly always enjoyed at someone else's expense.

[@ravensmead]

i'm as cynical about politicians as everyone else ...but it was very funny !!

[@BangingMash]

I know what that is. I know people not in government have power, but that doesn't mean these guys have none.

[@BigDon62]

♦ Can imagine some members of The Greek Parliament might retort : “Beware of British Prime Ministers bearing pleasure.” ♦

[@formulacountdown]

Actually, Cameron's shown, with the veto, that we can be a part of Europe and maintain our national interest.

[@xli.]

Great banter!

[@nocta0893]

like an English man would say. that sir was splendid

[@elijahjohnston-ligesha]

half of them slump like drunkards!🤣🤣

[@LynxluresRS]

1:01 'I know what you mean' hahahahaha!

[@Vazzalmighty]

They still get a lot more done than most countries outside of Europe.

[@callahan9119]

Teenagers should know the difference between they're and there.

[@Beyonder1987]

If politicians said any jokes like this in my country it will end in civil war

[@LFCNATHAN]

i know that, but its abit different when your debating on the laws of a country.

[@RoslevZtar]

This is so much better than Congress!

[@3NUNS]

@Enerjee : You are so right ! The average MP is exactly like that. He / she has done nothing really and has no basic firm personal political philosphical platform form which to argue from on behalf of their constituents. For if they did, then they would not be scrapping effluient from the gutter for their humour. SUCH 'EMPTY-HEADS'.

[@The_McRib]

Look at all those empty seats. Those are people we are paying to be there.

[@chikubichan]

@mrwho995 The misunderstanding is probably from my use of the word 'benefit' which I meant in the sense of 'remuneration' (not welfare) like economists use the word 'utility', to describe anything from money to leisure time when studying people's decisions about whether to work or take time off.

[@OliverRPendle]

Thats John Bercow, the Speaker, it's his job to do it.

[@mohammedalitalha281]

Britons have good sense of humour in their genes.

[@joshwilliams8661]

I do miss PM Cameron

[@mrwho995]

@ruideng111 I completely agree with on on both of your comments. Nice to see we can come to an understanding there.

[@GrymligastPS4]

Oh David. I do miss your top bants.

[@jamiebishop504]

Love Peter Bone!! think his hilarious in the way he works, his a down to earth person which is unusual for an MP!

[@Master1906]

@TheKenfig I write 'quite the opposite' because that is simply correct. No other way of saying it, unless I am writing a thesis which requires more thought. I tell you things that are completely obvious because it seems slightly less obvious concepts in which you amongst others, fail to comprehend.

[@Janbees]

You mean, an alliance-led nuclear capability? Kind of how we have an alliance-led nuclear capability in NATO? I'm not denying that nuclear weapons have a place in international defence. What I am arguing is that, as a country, Britain specifically does not need to waste money on it when we have long-term allies with similar capabilities and a stronger willingness to maintain and advance it.

[@megarockman]

I cannot believe he said that. Man, Parliament knows how to have fun, don't they?

[@DerekBiryani]

What's with the bloke at the end who clarifies that Cameron just made a joke and exclaims how grateful they all are for it? Who does that at the end of a joke?

[@boffinboy100]

Choose your words with care,

[@TheIbroxPreacher]

Q) Why is the British tax system so complicated? A) So those whom are rich enough can avoid paying any with the expert help and advice of a good accountant, while those whom are to poor to pay for the services of an accountant pay full whack on everything.

[@Therighthanddon]

Brits really are the kings of humour

[@TheIbroxPreacher]

I was expecting the joke to be "We're all in it together".... :/