Assistant Principal Roasts David Lucas, Instantly Regrets It

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David Lucas

David Lucas

7 ай бұрын

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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
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@DavidLucasComedian
@DavidLucasComedian 7 ай бұрын
Catch me in a city Near You Nov 3rd -Dallas Nov 4th-5th- Ft worth, Tx Nov 10th-12th -St louis,Mo Dec 6th-Tulsa,Ok Dec 7th-OKC Dec 8th- 9th -Las Vegas Dec 13th- Louisville,Ky Dec 21st- Ft Wayne, In Dec 22nd-23rd- Appleton,Wi
@tmay9707
@tmay9707 7 ай бұрын
Bro you funny as a fuck
@kimanijames4451
@kimanijames4451 7 ай бұрын
When you coming back to Atlanta
@ItsDaGoblin
@ItsDaGoblin 7 ай бұрын
Damn I just moved from st louis
@ohhaiJess96
@ohhaiJess96 7 ай бұрын
Come to Florida 😭
@Tracyminor1223
@Tracyminor1223 7 ай бұрын
I’m definitely catching stlouis
@codenameclutch3906
@codenameclutch3906 7 ай бұрын
She’s ready to throw the whole relationship away over fifteen minutes of attention.
@SiNestEr691
@SiNestEr691 7 ай бұрын
fr fr she would of been walking home
@yokill1233
@yokill1233 7 ай бұрын
Yeah when she yelled out i knew it lol
@Sneakdisscommentbelow
@Sneakdisscommentbelow 7 ай бұрын
After that exposure and breakup, she's in for a bunch of smash and dash 😂
@chiefsupreme7
@chiefsupreme7 7 ай бұрын
He gay Brody 😂😂😂😂😂
@blifekeepgoing
@blifekeepgoing 7 ай бұрын
😂U did dat☮️
@ImPrismuh
@ImPrismuh 7 ай бұрын
I was the guy in the front who looked her up for you 😂😂 that was the best show I’ve ever been to
@BentleyVB
@BentleyVB 7 ай бұрын
Trthanks bro - Dave is the straight beast at roasting
@mamabearthrives7815
@mamabearthrives7815 7 ай бұрын
Whaaaat? 🤣🤣 that was hilarious! 💯 fact checked 😂
@AxewPR
@AxewPR 7 ай бұрын
That’s awesome 😂😂
@ModernDayDepo
@ModernDayDepo 7 ай бұрын
W Mans
@jeremyphillips6229
@jeremyphillips6229 7 ай бұрын
Not all heros wear capes, my man's checking the facts on the facts he checked and the smoke shop guy thought he got receipts lol.
@shaynelewis1587
@shaynelewis1587 6 ай бұрын
The dude took those jokes on the chin though and had enough balls to stand up! Good sport 😂
@wariocheats9701
@wariocheats9701 6 ай бұрын
Men have no other choice. A woman would’ve cried and make herself a victim
@elcheleloco
@elcheleloco 6 ай бұрын
@@wariocheats9701 FACTS
@RottedDollface
@RottedDollface 6 ай бұрын
​@wariocheats9701 I guess you didn't see the video of some Latino dude trying to attack the comedian for roasting him. It should be commonsense that many can take a joke, not just dudes. Jfc.
@LMesina29
@LMesina29 5 ай бұрын
He takes more then jokes on the chin and hes a bitch str8 up for entertaining that
@RottedDollface
@RottedDollface 5 ай бұрын
@@thecaricature yea....no shit. So then maybe they shouldn't goto comedy shows.
@zearr0
@zearr0 6 ай бұрын
On a real note she needed more. She 100% went home thinking she was a key part of the show and will do this to the next comic but with more unnecessary confidence.
@CertifiedZoony
@CertifiedZoony 7 ай бұрын
the fact that Lucas has his stomach resting on his lap and he's still winning the roast battles is crazy to me
@DM-3000
@DM-3000 7 ай бұрын
Shouldn’t be too surprised. He’s got the body of a God.
@maidenful
@maidenful 7 ай бұрын
It’s like if niggas went to see jabba the hut to get roasted
@gamernate5244
@gamernate5244 7 ай бұрын
​@@DM-3000😂
@GreyBush_Gaming82
@GreyBush_Gaming82 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂pure talent and confidence lmao
@ohmyv3gatron
@ohmyv3gatron 6 ай бұрын
Correction…that’s the reason why he’s winning. A good comedian has had it hard and finds humor in the darkness.. hell is it Damon Wayne’s that was blank man….he said he made that because he actually has disfigured feet….so he made handicap jokes
@nataSsAkciS
@nataSsAkciS 7 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why people think they can battle with professional comedians.
@kamrenp
@kamrenp 7 ай бұрын
Just for fun bro , I would’ve tried and I know I would’ve got flamed up but would’ve also loved every minute of it 😂
@nataSsAkciS
@nataSsAkciS 7 ай бұрын
I can see both y’all’s point and I guess I wouldn’t want the attention unless I was ready enough with better material than that. I would have to be confident enough that I thought the comedian would be slightly impressed
@1999_reborn
@1999_reborn 7 ай бұрын
@@user-2Hteyasizyc Can you teach me how to read minds?
@Splatteringram
@Splatteringram 7 ай бұрын
When you’re listening to a show you think you could be hilarious because none of the attention is on you. Then when u actually start heckling you’re brain stops.
@eddiebaraza3628
@eddiebaraza3628 7 ай бұрын
Tbh without those people the show isnt near as good so kudos to them
@Kippzy
@Kippzy 6 ай бұрын
The guy didn’t deserve that man. He was innocent. Go after the assistant principal not the guy he wasn’t heckling.
@FilmVega
@FilmVega 6 ай бұрын
Hell naw, I’m glad he got roasted too. That man is soft with a dominant female.
@kylekennedy9212
@kylekennedy9212 6 ай бұрын
Nah I think he just got a rude awakening, and I hope it resulted in him breaking up with that insufferable drunk
@ace464
@ace464 6 ай бұрын
@@kylekennedy9212this right here💯
@its_jimbooh_no6572
@its_jimbooh_no6572 6 ай бұрын
Felt bad for the boyfriend. His girlfriend started it all with her terrible jokes and they weren’t even jokes she was just like …you’re fat.
@azure5584
@azure5584 6 ай бұрын
@@FilmVegaAnd it works for them, what's your problem with it? If you dominant and she submissive and that works for both of you that's fine, ain't no need to be putting down others how they livin yo.
@Roxon321
@Roxon321 6 ай бұрын
I love the way he roasted them, then at the end , he layed off em and let then down easy, and even fist bumped her to seal the whole thing! Hes a real class act.
@OneTonDolphin
@OneTonDolphin 7 ай бұрын
I feel bad for that guy! Not only is she his girlfriend, he ended up getting roasted worse than her😂
@herbogarcia3022
@herbogarcia3022 7 ай бұрын
And bro keeps calling his girl a bitch LMFAOO
@thetruthhurts131
@thetruthhurts131 7 ай бұрын
It's his fault for being a cuck.
@robn1y2
@robn1y2 7 ай бұрын
I almost prayed for homie even though I’m an atheist. That’s how brutal that roast was.
@madlad1.
@madlad1. 7 ай бұрын
Yeah when he stood up you could see the pain
@whodamanme_
@whodamanme_ 7 ай бұрын
That moment when you take an ace whoopin for your girl 😂
@Morg100
@Morg100 7 ай бұрын
Aw man, I definitely have second hand embarrassment for the guy. He was innocent. Don’t feel sorry for the girl though, she asked for it.
@zeebo8965
@zeebo8965 6 ай бұрын
I hate that fucken comedian for attacking that poor guy... he was so embarrassed when he was forced to stand up smh
@daMillenialTrucker
@daMillenialTrucker 6 ай бұрын
thats why you dont sit up front lol
@zeebo8965
@zeebo8965 6 ай бұрын
@daMillenialTrucker yeah I know... I always sit at the back in the dark...
@ZaydeGG
@ZaydeGG 6 ай бұрын
He's not innocent...he brought her. That's his own fault.
@zeebo8965
@zeebo8965 6 ай бұрын
@@ZaydeGG omg she forced him to take her! He didn't even wanna go!
@DCToonTime
@DCToonTime 6 ай бұрын
Assistant principal. This is the caliber of person we have leading our public schools.It's no wonder our society is dying right before our eyes.
@rageagaintstheNWO
@rageagaintstheNWO 3 ай бұрын
She's like Dwight in The Office. Assistant manager.
@dfredankey
@dfredankey Ай бұрын
I mean she is out / on an off day
@dfredankey
@dfredankey Ай бұрын
As long as it’s not OF I think it’s fine because we’re all human and work jobs as an excuse to purpose/ calling or simply as a means to an end
@locustbl8z
@locustbl8z Ай бұрын
What is someone not supposed to go to a comedy show because of their work life, give me a break lmao
@ScoutersRUS
@ScoutersRUS Ай бұрын
⁠@@locustbl8z the comment is talking about how straight up dumb this chick is. not about her being at the show lmaoo
@InfernalGeneral666
@InfernalGeneral666 6 ай бұрын
An assistant principal trying to be a bully outside of her day job tells you how she treats those kids and probably shouldn't have her job is all I'm saying
@israymervalentin-arias6313
@israymervalentin-arias6313 6 ай бұрын
she was also extremely quick to join in on having her boyfriend get crapped on. Absolutely no defense and all out agreeing with everything the comedian said.
@QnA22
@QnA22 4 ай бұрын
They are having fun and taking the insults as champs. Let people have fun whatever job they have.
@donalddonald348
@donalddonald348 3 ай бұрын
“Bully” It’s a comedy show dweeb
@Yaruandromedano1111
@Yaruandromedano1111 3 ай бұрын
Im 25 years old and she reminds me of a babysitter I had almost 20 years ago I can’t imagine someone like her being in a school.
@shanaperry2210
@shanaperry2210 3 ай бұрын
Really ? How is she bad at her job for having fun with a comic. Could be his friends for all we know.
@HashbrownGokusan
@HashbrownGokusan 7 ай бұрын
Bruh that assistant principal was sooo quick to embarrass her dude smh lol
@markelraya10
@markelraya10 6 ай бұрын
Females don’t like being embarrassed, they will deflect any bad attention to someone else😂😂
@arneliashort4647
@arneliashort4647 6 ай бұрын
Right. She threw him under the bus and ran him over 😂
@theconsciousobserver6829
@theconsciousobserver6829 6 ай бұрын
Disassociating from embarrassment
@pierrefab7185
@pierrefab7185 6 ай бұрын
Yea she’s corny AF for that
@soxandsandalspodcast2949
@soxandsandalspodcast2949 6 ай бұрын
He’s living in her house, she already doesn’t respect him 😂
@EastSide_LB
@EastSide_LB 7 ай бұрын
Chad went home that night and choked the shit outta homegirl for getting the attention on him like that. 😂😂😂
@Sneakdisscommentbelow
@Sneakdisscommentbelow 7 ай бұрын
I didn't, just handed the ho off...
@trayjohnson7065
@trayjohnson7065 7 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@jasonhaberski6843
@jasonhaberski6843 7 ай бұрын
I don’t think so. The bills in her name and she paid for the condo. If anyone is getting choked it’s him 🤣
@michellelong5081
@michellelong5081 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dalaanibombina8822
@dalaanibombina8822 6 ай бұрын
@@jasonhaberski6843🤣🤣🤣🤣
@loveylove337
@loveylove337 6 ай бұрын
I find it incredibly rude when people do this at any show! He handled it like the rock star that he is!
@vivresaviva
@vivresaviva 6 ай бұрын
6:42 the “that boi ZESTY” after he asked if the man looked gay, got me rolling on the ground in tears 😂
@kop85
@kop85 7 ай бұрын
You can tell all the kids at school hate that assistant principal lmao
@triptank7857
@triptank7857 7 ай бұрын
She prob emaculating the boys at her school jus like she does her husband, we all know what kind of crisis american schools are going through rn..
@kurokaizen1889
@kurokaizen1889 7 ай бұрын
Why? She seems chill
@ItIsYouAreNotYour
@ItIsYouAreNotYour 6 ай бұрын
She's having some fun, relax. Made the show better.
@ajknote3347
@ajknote3347 6 ай бұрын
@@kurokaizen1889 not at all lol, she acts exactly like my old assistant principle that everyone in our school hated.... it's a type.
@MeanStreamFraudCast
@MeanStreamFraudCast 6 ай бұрын
She's cooler then david lucas. Atleast she ain't a liar!
@eddiebaraza3628
@eddiebaraza3628 7 ай бұрын
Lmao my cousin is the vape shop owner . He said he was blacked out drunk and doesnt even remember the show. 😂😂😂😂😂
@roroo3045
@roroo3045 7 ай бұрын
That explains why dude thought it was a good idea to step on the stage 😂😂
@jeromegreen3654
@jeromegreen3654 7 ай бұрын
Bet y'all say nigga to each other in private 😮
@janethoward1161
@janethoward1161 7 ай бұрын
We can tell😂😂😂 he was just enjoying life
@CSgof___yourself
@CSgof___yourself 7 ай бұрын
His girl seems like a liability
@mrstree6504
@mrstree6504 7 ай бұрын
Tell his broad to get a real hair stylist. Her extensions are obvious in the dark😮
@PrayingPanda
@PrayingPanda 5 ай бұрын
Giant red flags that she turned on her man and cosigned a comic calling him gay instead of sticking up for him. Leave her on the corner.
@Ucantbseriousdawg
@Ucantbseriousdawg 28 күн бұрын
Word
@dustinsanity85
@dustinsanity85 6 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed at crowdwork that hard I don't think in, ever. The immediate clapbacks were perfection. If this guy hits up anywhere near San Antonio I wanna go.
@unc9106
@unc9106 7 ай бұрын
The last place I’m ever sitting at a David Lucas show is front row. Buddy be cutting people down 😂
@skrrtfranklin
@skrrtfranklin 7 ай бұрын
Right hahaa
@mamabearthrives7815
@mamabearthrives7815 7 ай бұрын
💯And she wanted to be there 😭😂planned it and everything!!
@tomsims8825
@tomsims8825 7 ай бұрын
Only thing really protecting the front row is that stool!
@taborgreat
@taborgreat 7 ай бұрын
With a nose as large as mine, I’d be fucked
@jamesrath25
@jamesrath25 7 ай бұрын
I though everyone has seen The Nutty Professor when Dave Chapelle Roasts Eddie Murphy. Thats what to except..if it doesnt happen be you get lucky.
@MrSmith-bw5qk
@MrSmith-bw5qk 7 ай бұрын
She threw her man under the bus so fast damn 😂😂😂😂
@israymervalentin-arias6313
@israymervalentin-arias6313 6 ай бұрын
seriously after the first joke she was all on him shitting on her boyfriend.
@PH33R3D
@PH33R3D 4 ай бұрын
lol to deflect her embarrassment. @@israymervalentin-arias6313
@franklinbond3334
@franklinbond3334 4 ай бұрын
Talking some he was gone a lot 😂😂😂😂
@akeemayeni156
@akeemayeni156 6 ай бұрын
The best roast is when you say something funny and can't stop laughing at it 😂😂😂 it just adds soo much..
@Zilllon
@Zilllon 6 ай бұрын
That genuine thank you at the end for being part of the show ❤
@platinumSKATERS
@platinumSKATERS 6 ай бұрын
I know her boyfriend was mad asf she put the spotlight on them like that🤣🤣😭😭
@jumahbrady670
@jumahbrady670 6 ай бұрын
Facts 💯
@sweatysack9103
@sweatysack9103 29 күн бұрын
A hump and dump if I’ve ever seen one
@tenup471
@tenup471 10 күн бұрын
Bro if my chick disrespecting me like that I’m airin her out
@eddiesimon6779
@eddiesimon6779 7 ай бұрын
The “I bought it!” was brutal.. right after dude claimed to be the man in the house.. sheesh
@Alione
@Alione 7 ай бұрын
He replied "Damn, right!" with his whole chest, too! *lol*
@penpad5555
@penpad5555 7 ай бұрын
Unnecessary info
@eddiesimon6779
@eddiesimon6779 7 ай бұрын
@@penpad5555 what?
@penpad5555
@penpad5555 7 ай бұрын
@@eddiesimon6779 her additional of “I bought it” was unnecessary, unless she wanted to embarrass him. And she did.
@eddiesimon6779
@eddiesimon6779 7 ай бұрын
@@penpad5555 oh I agree. I was hoping you didn’t mean the guy claiming to be the man of the house, when he was actually asked. But I had to make sure before making a comment. But Yea she was definitely out of line. She was doing everything to emasculate him
@Legacy_125
@Legacy_125 6 ай бұрын
That was a Hot Mess! I’ve never laughed so hard. Back to back laughing. Maaannnn, I need to get my tickets now.
@jposika540
@jposika540 4 ай бұрын
She comes to a comedy club, fully intending to be part of the show. Talk about desparate to be noticed!!
@JP-yf7hr
@JP-yf7hr 7 ай бұрын
David, that's a real talent you have, being able to balance a coffee cup on your thigh like that
@DonaId_J_Trump
@DonaId_J_Trump 7 ай бұрын
I mean... he's working with ample surface area.
@FairTheGod
@FairTheGod 7 ай бұрын
Y’all wouldn’t go to his show and say this.
@DonaId_J_Trump
@DonaId_J_Trump 7 ай бұрын
@@FairTheGod He's a roast comic. We speak the same language.
@JP-yf7hr
@JP-yf7hr 7 ай бұрын
@@FairTheGod it's just jokes man. It's not like we're talking shit about mma fighters. Calm down, buddy
@FairTheGod
@FairTheGod 7 ай бұрын
@@JP-yf7hr you do know there’s no tone in text, so telling someone to calm down makes 0 sense. Lol, I’m calm. Just jokes like ya said.
@S_Walk1
@S_Walk1 6 ай бұрын
The fact that he is loosely calling her bitch and they laughing.. she deserves it 😂😂😂
@dec1slh
@dec1slh 6 ай бұрын
Loosely? There was nothing loose about it.
@jaefrmbk2k
@jaefrmbk2k 6 ай бұрын
she started it so...
@richy2132
@richy2132 5 ай бұрын
He called the smoke shop owner that too. Equality😂😂😂
@ganjalfcreamcorn8438
@ganjalfcreamcorn8438 4 ай бұрын
he called her a bitch like 3 times what do you mean loosely? lol
@Pota-lc4pe
@Pota-lc4pe 4 ай бұрын
@@dec1slh yes there was. it was casual. rolled off the tongue like he didn't even think about it
@Icant88
@Icant88 6 ай бұрын
Comedy can be difficult when someone takes it personal but you created a light and comfortable space for people to laugh.
@meowmeow6640
@meowmeow6640 6 ай бұрын
Man these videos make me want to keep watching your content, but NEVER go to one of your shows lmao no way I’m paying some dude to talk to me like that 😂
@walteranthony6184
@walteranthony6184 7 ай бұрын
Smoke shop owner roast was too accurate 😂😂😂😂
@SH1FTYSmokes
@SH1FTYSmokes 7 ай бұрын
Lesson learned. Don't sit in the front row of a comedy show 😭😂💀
@SubieNinja
@SubieNinja 7 ай бұрын
*if you dont want to be roasted
@Flaxon-Waxon
@Flaxon-Waxon 7 ай бұрын
No front row and definitely don't be late. Have seen a few comedians destroy late people.
@j.kyol.4499
@j.kyol.4499 7 ай бұрын
Just compose yourself. If you’re drinking yeah you’re a walking bullseye.
@chumps7974
@chumps7974 7 ай бұрын
Or just be quiet
@DM-3000
@DM-3000 7 ай бұрын
I’ve sat seven feet away from Aries Spears while he was on stage. No heckling from him. Just can’t wear anything or do anything that would draw unwanted attention to yourself really.
@YoungCharlieMack
@YoungCharlieMack 6 ай бұрын
Damn this just showed up on my recommended and I NEED SOME MORE!!! LMAO. He had me DEAD.
@dainer108
@dainer108 6 ай бұрын
Maaaan Dave you are a great comic.. Very comfortable. Quick with the comebacks and amazing crowd control.
@stand4truth830
@stand4truth830 7 ай бұрын
That's cold😂😂😂 wife starts n husband deals with the repercussions. "Does he look gay" crowd😂😂
@douse89
@douse89 7 ай бұрын
If she talks to adults this way as an assistant principal, I know she lowkey disrespects the kids. Smh
@sarimira
@sarimira 7 ай бұрын
Think how many kids she disrespected for being fat!
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 7 ай бұрын
@@sarimira Thats a crying shame, she should be disrespecting the parents of those fat kids.
@pmxgaming
@pmxgaming 7 ай бұрын
you right. teachers and administrators would NEVER gossip about one of the parents or twerk.
@JohnArinze1
@JohnArinze1 7 ай бұрын
High key**
@berenic90
@berenic90 7 ай бұрын
You do know a lot of people do not behave at their jobs the same way they would on their personal time.
@ricardogalindo8794
@ricardogalindo8794 6 ай бұрын
😂 damn! In my head was the mortal kombat voice "BRUTALITY!' 😂 Every roast!
@rosemarykennedy5430
@rosemarykennedy5430 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant interaction with the audience. This man has talent ❤
@smoknloudbluntsslb3385
@smoknloudbluntsslb3385 7 ай бұрын
Assistant principal and you wonder why schools are screwed !! The way she acted and presented herself I hope the man left her and moved on
@kingswordisbodoubleS
@kingswordisbodoubleS 7 ай бұрын
Women need to stay home or do non profit organizations… Society is getting worst with couples like that
@smoknloudbluntsslb3385
@smoknloudbluntsslb3385 7 ай бұрын
@@kingswordisbodoubleS I wouldn’t say the woman belongs just at home ! I do though think woman need GOD more than most and need him to figure out what truly being a woman is all about ! That is actually really important and powerful if done correctly. Praise Jesus and pray for the lost one’s brother !!! GOD bless
@slaptheconsole9301
@slaptheconsole9301 7 ай бұрын
@@kingswordisbodoubleSbro what
@eddiebaraza3628
@eddiebaraza3628 7 ай бұрын
I see why the vape shop owner aint believe her 😂
@maillardsbearcat
@maillardsbearcat 7 ай бұрын
You should see the trans teachers with blue hair
@k7l3rworkman97
@k7l3rworkman97 7 ай бұрын
David Lucas: Professional Roaster Everyone else: Drunk asses 😂
@ni_wink84
@ni_wink84 7 ай бұрын
Truth!! 😂😂😂
@bettadayshelladaze4012
@bettadayshelladaze4012 6 ай бұрын
Shelter Puppy-I'm Hollerin🤣📢I'm Dyin⚡⚰️
@Jacayrie
@Jacayrie 2 ай бұрын
I really like that he interacts with the audience. It makes everything so much funnier 😂
@markelraya10
@markelraya10 6 ай бұрын
I love the owner of the smoke job guy, he didn’t take anything personal😂😂
@ilike2watchvideos
@ilike2watchvideos 27 күн бұрын
owner of the smoke job guy
@commonsense5489
@commonsense5489 7 ай бұрын
“I love to see white people turn on each other” 🤣🤣🤣
@mariamataleo6784
@mariamataleo6784 3 ай бұрын
Funny. I read your comment and was cracking up. But before I heard him say it. 😂😂 So to me you’re very funny 😁
@ethanwatene6655
@ethanwatene6655 6 ай бұрын
Bro was just there chillin and got violated 😂
@dalaanibombina8822
@dalaanibombina8822 6 ай бұрын
I couldn’t sit at the front of his show for a roast session; I’d die of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
@devilsson1ify
@devilsson1ify 7 ай бұрын
Patrice O'Neil would've grilled her so bad she would start crying lol😂
@KCJaguar8-6
@KCJaguar8-6 7 ай бұрын
Facts
@richardpayton9671
@richardpayton9671 7 ай бұрын
Most definitely!!
@johnjack902
@johnjack902 6 ай бұрын
True ive seen video.
@JaRW7
@JaRW7 6 ай бұрын
She would love him for it too
@beardedrake9983
@beardedrake9983 6 ай бұрын
Very true. Hopefully David can get there one day
@lilDsmoke765
@lilDsmoke765 7 ай бұрын
“Don’t do that , we’ve been through a lot” 😂😂
@eddiebaraza3628
@eddiebaraza3628 7 ай бұрын
Lmfao i thought i was only one who heard that
@platinumSKATERS
@platinumSKATERS 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@coltonyeoman-reed5564
@coltonyeoman-reed5564 4 ай бұрын
Good to see everyone actually have fun and have a good time
@trunkzl740
@trunkzl740 6 ай бұрын
The amount of times he kept calling the guy a batiman in front of his own chick, that’s wild 😂😂
@iMsOiNsO
@iMsOiNsO 6 ай бұрын
I’d be so salty if I got roasted cuz someone else 😭😭🤣🤣
@aleco678
@aleco678 3 ай бұрын
She took it well tho lol
@mathis_da_barber5582
@mathis_da_barber5582 7 ай бұрын
Bro the fact that dude actually stood up tho🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kurokaizen1889
@kurokaizen1889 7 ай бұрын
Bruh should've stayed sitting down.
@mathis_da_barber5582
@mathis_da_barber5582 7 ай бұрын
@@kurokaizen1889 I wouldn’t even moved💀💀💀
@juugstar321
@juugstar321 7 ай бұрын
It’s all in fun ! Shit why not fuck it
@hhhllkk88
@hhhllkk88 7 ай бұрын
It makes you look like a closet gay if you stay sitting bro, don't do it
@geminienergy
@geminienergy 6 ай бұрын
I thought he was talking about the smoke shop owner the whole time
@PapaEATSYOMama
@PapaEATSYOMama Күн бұрын
I love David Lucas bruh🤣
@peteroderick104
@peteroderick104 5 ай бұрын
The boyfriend took the roasts like a man bless him.
@SincerelyVIIProductions
@SincerelyVIIProductions 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 this was gold she deserved every second of that roast and more
@kurokaizen1889
@kurokaizen1889 7 ай бұрын
Sounds like she was chill and wanted to participate lol
@albertol9654
@albertol9654 6 ай бұрын
Anyone can be an assistant principal apparently 😂
@steventaylor6881
@steventaylor6881 3 ай бұрын
Being pretty helps alot sadly. She may not be gifted up top, but that doesn’t always matter if other areas are doing good
@1776WillCommenceCanada
@1776WillCommenceCanada 7 күн бұрын
Anyone can be a techer, nurse babbysitter and any of these jobs females have. Why do you think men let them take the jobs? They are easier to do and the males want/need eye candy 😂.
@joediditde
@joediditde 6 ай бұрын
he in the field for real, good attitude
@zer08927
@zer08927 2 ай бұрын
Keep the crowd work coming! 😂
@CRL365
@CRL365 7 ай бұрын
That “damn” before the sip of coffee killed that man 😂
@TheATHLETE420
@TheATHLETE420 7 ай бұрын
Damn she served her man up on a silver platter. That dude got roasted roasted
@phatvibez2049
@phatvibez2049 6 ай бұрын
I love this lol he’s quick. With the comebacks
@maha77
@maha77 5 ай бұрын
05:37 the fact that he can make the audience laugh just from taking a sip of water, true comedian!
@richardjonas3956
@richardjonas3956 7 ай бұрын
If he keeps on going like this no one is going to have the courage to buy tickets in his front row lol
@pmxgaming
@pmxgaming 7 ай бұрын
this is a sadistic group not so sure about that
@kurokaizen1889
@kurokaizen1889 7 ай бұрын
Yeah cause at some point it was just mean and could've affected her job/relationship. Dude could've moved on after a couple roasts.
@richardjonas3956
@richardjonas3956 7 ай бұрын
@kurokaizen1889 Well, when you bring a literal list of fat jokes to his show you're asking to get obliterated.
@steventaylor6881
@steventaylor6881 3 ай бұрын
Are you kidding?? People get front row tickets because they want to attention, they just act like bitches most the time once reality sets in lol
@TheTrill334
@TheTrill334 7 ай бұрын
David is truly earning his rise in comedy. I remember win he first came to all def and nobody respected him . But he pushed to compete and is fearless. Now he's touring . Eventually he'll start doing theatres and arenas .
@pharaohonthetrack9544
@pharaohonthetrack9544 6 ай бұрын
Love how he involves his crowd and I love how his fan doesn’t react to jokes in a negative way
@tcwhite0104
@tcwhite0104 6 ай бұрын
OMFG The best laughs I ever just had over you calling out the audience.. hahahahahahahaha I've got to find a show you're doing!!
@JSpade85
@JSpade85 7 ай бұрын
My dude got instant splash damage bc of his lady hahah
@finally_dorian
@finally_dorian 7 ай бұрын
A tsunami of splash. Shit 😂
@zacharyradford5552
@zacharyradford5552 7 ай бұрын
He didn’t get splash damage he got the full fucking wave meanwhile she just made herself look ignorant as hell.
@saintplayer86
@saintplayer86 7 ай бұрын
Goddammm, when David Lucas come to your city, bring your vest, helmet, and seek out shelter, because that man's roasts coming for your life! 😂🔥
@danteprice1874
@danteprice1874 6 ай бұрын
Bro the whole crowd was roastin they ass 😂😂😂
@enzodagawd
@enzodagawd 7 ай бұрын
Roasted the hell outta both of them lol they definitely argued when they got home 😂
@djcarmack
@djcarmack 7 ай бұрын
If I go to a David Lucas show I'm trying to sit in the back to avoid all this
@targetedlion
@targetedlion 6 ай бұрын
David is one of the few comedians I would pay to see
@Focalcaribou
@Focalcaribou 3 ай бұрын
this was funny lmao everything you buy come with a receipt what ya store different 😂😂😂
@dand33911
@dand33911 7 ай бұрын
Assistant principal is one of those jobs where they say it backward to make it seem more important. Like. Assistant principal sounds way more official than Principals Assistant
@SeanNova
@SeanNova 7 ай бұрын
If she loses her job for trying to roast him because of his size, she flunks her whole life.
@jamesstone6507
@jamesstone6507 5 ай бұрын
Damn, he really did look zesty! 😂😂😂😂
@cmccollum51
@cmccollum51 6 ай бұрын
The genuine surprise on his face when he saw she was the actual assistant principal
@backtoobasics
@backtoobasics 7 ай бұрын
Your ruthless man😂😂😂 so happy to see comedy go back to normal.
@ClowntownUSA
@ClowntownUSA 7 ай бұрын
"200,00 steps in the month of June..." 🤣🤣🤣
@iFuzev
@iFuzev 10 күн бұрын
Amazing video bro, first one I’ve watched and amazing!
@denis700d
@denis700d 6 ай бұрын
David is one of the smartest comedians out there. He should write a show. Amazing.
@farhanjaffer3913
@farhanjaffer3913 7 ай бұрын
Roasting David Lucas as an audience member is going to be a LONGGG DAYYY for you 😂😂😂😂😂
@russellny8086
@russellny8086 6 ай бұрын
This was funny lol they were good sports about it lol. The dude said you get a receipt had me dying 🤣
@SabertoothSB
@SabertoothSB 3 ай бұрын
Lol, he was like, y'all wanna play? Let's play.
@saint508
@saint508 6 ай бұрын
Being on Roast Me, “DAAAAAVID LUCASSSSSS”, you can’t beat this guy 😭
@beatrocka5
@beatrocka5 7 ай бұрын
When he laughed at the school website, I lost it!! Hilarious!!
@williamvedder1991
@williamvedder1991 7 ай бұрын
I love watching David Lucas. A legend. 😆
@bryanstellfox8521
@bryanstellfox8521 5 ай бұрын
When his legs start bouncing hahahaha like a little kid on a swing lmao
@LoveMcNilldotcom
@LoveMcNilldotcom 5 ай бұрын
I love she was having fun until she wasn't! LOL good times!
@texasoutlaw4222
@texasoutlaw4222 7 ай бұрын
That dude left the show questioning his sexuality. 🤣🤣🤣
@joelsantiago9148
@joelsantiago9148 7 ай бұрын
Dang, he is a master, she gave it away that she has notes and he asked her to say her "best" roast line so she doesnt have anything else better lol (if she had anything good). He knows the science of roasting. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alanwilliams4862
@alanwilliams4862 6 ай бұрын
Bro u wild af😂😂
@protegegym9992
@protegegym9992 Ай бұрын
How’d he act in June “he was gone a lot” like damn why are you still talking 😂
@mamabearthrives7815
@mamabearthrives7815 7 ай бұрын
😂 damnnnnn!!!! That got “zesty” .... 😆 looking good David! Keep it up! 😘 💪😎🏋️
@shugatoast7844
@shugatoast7844 7 ай бұрын
It takes real skill to be so fast to spit fire like this . Love this dude 👍👍
@danielspicer2441
@danielspicer2441 5 ай бұрын
Great video. What is that outro? I love that sound
@3rdchildtrey
@3rdchildtrey 6 ай бұрын
That try it in the store line was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 cause they do say that 🤣🤣🤣
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