Day Trading and Cocaine Don’t Mix

[@imjusthere750]

When he’s not making millions, he’s writing promos for WWE.

[@Northstar2000]

Lmao

[@kobel1564]

This dude needs to talk to Vince McMahon

[@christiansarrazin4802]

So he's shit at writing promos then?

[@christiansarrazin4802]

@@chainsoar the wwe doesn't allow wrestlers to write promos outside of a few top stars

[@Angry11B]

"WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!!"

[@DrunkJackal]

He speaks in CAPS LOCK.

[@snooganslestat2030]

YES!

[@rutvikpachkawade3517]

Underrated comment lmao

[@carlahaiduk1878]

Caps lock bold italic

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sumgi1537]

comment of the year lmaoo

[@SpencerCornelia]

this was legit my favorite ad to watch lmao. i found it so funny

[@TuTataElDaddy]

Bro your video had me dying lmao

[@Jaden612]

Do some collabs love both your contents

[@AyoCoat]

I love spencer and coffe content

[@evanlester660]

Please Spencer expose this mindful attractions dude ! !

[@samteel342]

You sound rich Spencer !

[@GabrielPoliglota]

respect the pump

[@htsauce420]

Do you even lift bro?!

[@TT-jg8ju]

Trust pilot is the worst rewiew site. U can pay to remove neg or add pos

[@eduardoulises3504]

Respect da pump

[@Steelriter]

Bruh

[@ryanjones7543]

Do you mean bump....but probably lines....many many lines

[@bennystow3720]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

[@faisel8579]

I’m Rick James biatch!!!

[@RagingRugbyst]

it's fucking awesome until supply dries out. Then it takes it all back with interest.

[@thabonape5247]

Never mind who you thought I was, I'm Rick James... Bitch!

[@faroukhalbas1212]

Cocaine is good

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

Came here to say exactly this!

[@jwb9262]

I was convinced he was satire. The fact that he is selling courses makes it that much funnier

[@smoochesproduces]

Same here 🤣

[@Helleborre]

Maybe its just reaallyy deep method acting

[@camo_dactyl4561]

When you method act so hard you become the real thing ​@@Helleborre

[@Kaiukes]

Imagine being in the park that same day he recorded. He probably did at least 10 takes

[@serrajav]

Lol you'd probably end up as one of the ramdom dudes making $300 a day he screams at

[@Kaiukes]

@@serrajav end up?... I’ve been doing this for years.

[@ee1yd]

wouldn't see how he'd do 10 takes without losing his voice

[@OdinSonne]

and 10 lines...

[@nayannbg6314]

Doing a second take will not make it better, 10 takes?

[@fischputza]

Seeing this guy, my dealer clearly is ripping me off.....

[@blazer8602]

😂😂

[@fireonyxiaz]

Yeah, next time you meet just show the ad and say "I must be this high or I want a refund"

[@DOINKS702]

Hahahahah lol oh shitttt😂😂😂😂💯

[@ryanjones7543]

You get what I give you.

[@jasonisfamous6544]

@@ryanjones7543 thats cold haha

[@ryanhiggins3911]

The Coke Trader isn't the hero we deserve he's the hero we need

[@politicalfoolishness7491]

If there was a stock market secret, I wouldn't sell it, I'd take my profit and re-invest it in the method. Why share a successful method unless there is NO success?

[@agentcrypto7741]

“BeCAuSE yOu CaN MaKe MoRe SeLliNg tHe sEcRet”

[@modernlogix]

@@agentcrypto7741 and the secret has already been squeezed all of could be

[@providenceoyabure6687]

@@agentcrypto7741 no I disagree, that's not the smartest idea. Why ? Because the market adapts , don't forget there are humans in charge of the market. If a million dollar making strategy is out there and everyone gets their hands on it, the theory would be that Everyone would become rich, the market makers will notice this and adapt to it because they can't lose in their own game

[@agentcrypto7741]

@@providenceoyabure6687 u don’t get sarcasm do you?

[@providenceoyabure6687]

@@agentcrypto7741 I understand sarcasm, but what you said doesn't seem sarcastic. It seems bleek.

[@tomg5187]

I always trust the financial advice of people SCREAMING into their phone in public. So far it hasn’t led me astray 😂😂

[@FPSDIESEL]

FX mode is what happens when I run a fat line in a Miami nightclub called La Chica Loca: Discount Party House and then order a dozen tequila shots blacking out in the back of a cab on the way to the femboy hooters.

[@dronexfun8469]

a.k.a. Wednesday

[@JuanLopez-ss3mz]

A typical Wednesday

[@caiusKeys]

Femboy Hooters -- band name!

[@nxbis]

Shoutout Femboy Hooters

[@jasonisfamous6544]

I must be the only one that doesnt get like this after a line

[@idontevenknow9758]

This man scares me on a spiritual level. I don't know why but he does.

[@joshwarrey3728]

I don't even believe in spirits but you are absolutely right he is f0cking scarey in the most psycho way

[@dangerszewski9816]

There's something deep in our evolutionary psychology that makes us unnerved by other humans that are acting in highly unusual ways-- it's why body horror is so effective. Your primitive early-human brain takes one look at this guy and goes "whatever he has I really, really hope it's not contagious, and I shouldn't eat anything he's been eating in case it has some kind of brain fungus or something."

[@Nik.No.K]

It seems like a lot of people in this world have never heard the phrase “no such thing as a free lunch”

[@mikatu]

There are free lunches.... but you pay them with your body!

[@IkeFoxbrush]

That's why they have a subscription fee :D

[@jkd1975]

Magnifying glass is an especially nice touch for an internet detective.

[@SyntheticFuture]

It's to read the fine print, duh ;)

[@jn2477]

Scammer: EVERYTHING IS AUTOMATED, YOU DONT HAVE TO LAY A FINGER OR DO ANY WORK also Scammer: GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET TO WORK AND MAKE MILLIONS

[@jaredschmidt8013]

Pyramid schemes and MLM’s use the same methods. They’ll say things like “you can make thousands and thousands of dollars easily” and in the very next breath say “if you don’t make a lot of money it’s because you were lazy”.

[@FlavioGaming]

The reason why Fxmode has a 3.2 star average review rating is because of something known as Laplace rule of succession. 1 review isn't enough data to tell if they're actually 1 star or not, so what they do is they adjust the average by adding 5 reviews (from 1 to 5 stars) & then calculate the average by assuming there are 6 reviews & not just one. So the average would be calculated as follows: (5*1+4*1+3*1+2*1+1*2)/6 = 3.2 3b1b has a good video explaining this called 'Binomial Distributions'. I'll leave a link to his video under this comment so this comment doesn't get flagged

[@FlavioGaming]

Oops & the comment with the link disappeared already 🤣🤣

[@russiandrivers9986]

Someone took me to a sales pitch for these fools - the guy shows off his expensive house and then says "if you give me 299$ per month you can be rich too". When I said no he told me that when life gives you an opportunity you have to take it... so I said no again

[@Mishkafofer]

Opportunity to Ruuuuuuuun

[@garritgreen]

I refuse to believe that guy’s serious. It’s too funny

[@bien.mp4]

yeah hhahhahaha

[@atartup]

He’s not lmao he makes joke videos on tiktok

[@TheGameVerse]

@@atartup which he uses to scam people lmao. Just cause he's playing a character doesn't mean the scam he links to isn't any less real :P

[@evtimpapushev7137]

Interesting how those scammers forget that returns depend on the initial investment. Making $34,000 in a day is absolutely possible, just put $10M into stock. It is practically guaranteed that you'll either make or lose that money because of market fluctuations. 😂

[@ProfAzimov]

*$100M

[@mrriceman]

@@ProfAzimov it’s possible with 1m

[@jd.salgado]

​@@mrricemanno, avrg return 8-10% in the stock market.

[@tpespos]

As an engineer I have a lot of friends trying to write software to automate trading and they all fail, people don’t understand what an AI is and so they think it’s just magic

[@TheBarinco]

This dude took a page straight out of the monster truck show ads.

[@jsaplala1524]

GET YOUR MONEY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

@@jsaplala1524 FORGET CHURCH! GO WATCH THESE SICK TRUCKS DESTROY STUFF!!!!

[@johnphillipi.villamor314]

If his FX bot fail, he can work as a voice actor. The way he change voice, pitch and volume simultaneously is unbelievable that is a pro right there!

[@bloink3511]

I got these ads and was wishing someone could call out these losers. Glad I found your channel

[@astroemerald3175]

I imagine most of these get rich scammers are sociopaths . The tragedy is desperate people fall for these psychopaths and there lies .

[@desd1932]

No greedy people

[@astroemerald3175]

@@desd1932 Greedy sociopaths ?

[@victorochoa3662]

@@astroemerald3175 *Sigma Males

[@BlazeTrades]

This one almost made me break my brand new MacBook, so KZbin decided to make me watch this ad on every video I watched until I bought KZbin premium

[@MayorSom]

KZbin Red is up there with Electric tooth brush. Best thing ever

[@BlazeTrades]

@@MayorSom LMFAO

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

@@MayorSom lol I unironically love KZbin Premium

[@chrisg5219]

Yes the site is now utterly unusable without red tbh. Sad.

[@noelr1010]

Just get Adblock

[@burnerddr]

This kid is on TikTok too and it's even worse unfortunately.

[@Intelli-gent01]

It gets better than this? Give me a link. It’s the funniest ad I’ve seen. Golden..

[@burnerddr]

@@Intelli-gent01 Samteel1234

[@Intelli-gent01]

@@burnerddr hahaha, I just saw 4 of them. I’ve got a saw side from laughing at him. He is surely just taking the piss out of himself? Either way, it’s as funny af..

[@bgbbff]

This is a joke, it’s not serious

[@Intelli-gent01]

@@bgbbff yeah after watching 10 of them, I’ve realised it’s all a joke. It’s fucking hilarious..

[@emanuelsuarez9096]

"And remember kids don't do drugs" He-Man fades away...

[@rangeprincesa]

The fact that this dude is in public, presumably, and walking in circles… filming this… I’m speechless

[@adrians119]

Expert traders are gonna need a new word to separate the experts vs the real expert

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

You mean to differ legit from scammer

[@lifetimeofaspeculator5966]

expert traders likely dont care if some idiot calls himself expert ^^

[@persepolis4836]

Expert traders are usually too busy trading to run a financial advice service.

[@insiderperson18279]

When you hire that man as your life coach and this is your alarm: *raspy laughter brushing your ear* WAKE UP! YOU WANNA MAKE 34K A DAY THEN YOU BETTER FIX YOUR BED AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

[@caiusKeys]

That actually good advice!

[@GamingStepByStep]

I'm pretty sure he said 31k when 34k popped up on the screen

[@megichine]

Thank you so much for these videos, you're doing a public service

[@rebeccamueller5466]

Thank you so much for making these videos. It's saved me from falling into so many scams, I can't even count. I truly appreciate what you do❤

[@TokyoXtreme]

I’m running a deep-learning day trading bot IN A VAN - DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[@elaphone]

You'll have plenty of time to day trade IN A VAN- DOWN BY THE RIVER...When you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

[@johndesey3446]

I am an actual full time stock market trader. These scammers piss me off. They make it all sounds so freaking easy. It took me seven long very hard years to become profitable. I estimate that I invested over 20,000 hours into that effort. But hey just purchase my AI program and you become instantly rich yeah right

[@belhinaniabdelkhalek6481]

Futures market is the best in my opinion.

[@joshyoung1440]

At 6:45 I thought that shitty chart was a joke by Coffee and I was like "why did he draw that, where's this going?" And then the presentation starts playing and I'm like oh my God, this is the $295/mo content they're shilling

[@44godson]

😂 this was intense. Guy full of coke yelling with a 90s like ad.

[@BlekJamal]

BOOOOOOM

[@tristanstricker967]

Man you are a savior Mr coffee.

[@futzyy713]

This ad came up for me and I knew you’d report on it😂 outrageous

[@thechrisverhoeven]

I've seen this guy at Spencer's channel as well. I'm really surprised that people will actually buy stuff from this guy. Especially when he's shouting like that. Weirdo.

[@dotastillthebest5474]

And at the bottom of the site it actually said if you invest in a get rich quick scheme you deserve to lose all your money 😂

[@thechrisverhoeven]

@@dotastillthebest5474 yes, that small print is everything. lol

[@eldude123456789]

too many teenagers saw wolf of wall street and think thats how the finance world works.

[@thechrisverhoeven]

@@eldude123456789 Not just teenagers, even adults who should know better than to invest their money in a clown like this.

[@theinformedtrader6660]

Haha they do these ads just for Coffezilla to react at this point 😂

[@carlahaiduk1878]

Best comment

[@gloriousgospel8]

" This is a psychopath" 1:48 got me in tears

[@Soapia99th]

I’m sorry I can’t stop imagining him in his local park recording this and there’s just people around awkwardly try to ignore him

[@notice9218]

This makes sense to me. We've lampooned expertise as a culture, since anyone with it will make less extravagant claims, and because some have abused it. Therefore those with it have pulled back from the public eye, or are not trusted. The only mentors left that the public trusts are the beginners.

[@edwardhealey6783]

But if they dont mix how come they are always found hanging out together! lol Amazing content as always Skip

[@kidfisch]

Cokeboy: “We’ve been trading for a decade now” Coffee: “How is he even a decade old, let alone trading that long???” Me: “Must be Boss baby. Must’ve had it rough between movies...”

[@racerx4evr]

At one point I thought that I was watching those pre-match interviews at WWF. Lol

[@Economivision]

When you accidentally inject steroids directly into your heart

[@snooganslestat2030]

I think brain.

[@aariza88910308]

Yoooo I just found your page not long ago and love it! I was so looking forward to seeing this one!

[@calebray4168]

dude the look on your face when he did that little moan in the beginning was priceless. that needs to be on a t shirt lol

[@joshuaporterfield6774]

The guys selling you expensive plans or seminars didn’t make their money by doing what they tell you to do. They made their money from selling plans and seminars.

[@jointhefist1016]

Oh my gosh. I've seen that like a million times! Thank goodness someone did this one. But he does look decent with those glasses.

[@Hades-tw4ql]

Just imagine dealing with this guy in real life..

[@StarlightSoda]

I had gotten that exact ad on your channel like a few days ago, thought it was so ironic, lol.

[@MayorSom]

Clearly drank too much Mexican Coke _Ameeeeeen_ 🙌🏽

[@asolano]

@7:47 "the people you're following have no idea what they are doing"... so true, so easy to see, but those that fall for the scams will only believe this after the fact.

[@Lephz]

I NEED THIS MANS ENERGY

[@cesarjunior1313]

I was waiting for that a long time! Thank you Coffey!

[@REJECTCRAZY]

BROOOOOOO I SAW THIS GUY WEEKS AGO BUT BECAUSE HES A NOBODY I DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD MAKE A VIDEO ON HIM. BUT IM GLAD YOU DID 😭😭😭😭😭

[@taylorkim2400]

your videos are so satisfying to watch to take down these scammers

[@asfariachowdhury9554]

I've been watching your videos for such a long time - and the one question I couldn't understand is "Why do scammers scam?". Like, do they put in less effort in scamming? They have ads, presentational skills, selling off "attractive ideas" using simple language - like, why can't they use these techniques for goodness?

[@Helleborre]

Gotta pay those bills somehow

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

Cause they are awful people and only want to see innocent people throw their money at them

[@husainsariya4060]

Goodness can make you have a good simple life but to be a millionaire/bill you need to scam

[@husainsariya4060]

irony is, I am getting trading school get rich quick ads on your videos.😂

[@bbblahoo7]

THIS GUY IS THE ONLY GURU TO TRUST

[@MilanKazarka]

We called TrustPilot "AnythingButTrust... Pilot" in one unnamed job I worked at.

[@kirkjohnson9353]

I haven't seen anyone say that this isn't Tom Nash- so imma hold judgement .

[@adamgreenspan4988]

More like Kevin Nash

[@Sanchez981]

Doing the devils work my man, respect

[@crisprtalk6963]

They need to follow Mazini, go to people of the same church!

[@renegauthier4593]

Can you imagine being in that park and seeing this guy screaming at his phone.

[@enlacdmx4379]

Zilla's next step: Fully automated IA vidz

[@precisionsoundworksstudio]

Coffeezilla, your editing on this one is brilliant!!! 😂

[@dajilus2410]

Coffeezilla out here saving us from pieces of shit, one hilarious video at a time.

[@vicalan5955]

Coffeezille ‘ much love from Houston ,Texas !

[@ChubuscusGaming]

I respect the new title change lol

[@dwbdigitals]

One of his ads runs before this vid, I know you don't have any control but it made me smile. More power to your elbow!

[@AbdulRWatches]

Kids are now leverage trading starting from 3 years old, that is why we have 18 years old FinTech Gurus 😂😂 The number of underage FinTech gurus is too high.

[@SAMTHEILLUSIONIST]

Respect coffee love and light

[@vengateshs5704]

Gotta match this man's energy 😂🔥

[@iloveplasticbottles]

"using fully automated AI" You don't wanna use partially-automated AI.

[@RichardWatt]

The British government does: they blew the rest of the budget on backhanders...

[@SD-oi9gr]

People can’t lie on the internet! He must be telling the truth.

[@rethinkrich]

No questions asked for a refund “until” you ask for a refund.😆

[@kendallchaos]

Saying no doesn’t require any questions “I want a refund” “no” “But you said no questions asked” “Did I ask you for a reason why you want a refund? No, I just said no”

[@mrd8210]

You said pump zilla? @9:17. Ok I just placed an order for 1000 shares of ZILLOW. hold the line boys

[@RyRobio]

Lmao when I got that ad for the first time it had me dying laughing

[@JohnDoe-qt8wh]

Golden content! Thank you. I think I've binge watched 6 of your videos.

[@luizmelo8611]

According to agent Billy double OGenius this is just a guy trying to make a living by starting a business. Omg

[@arsh286]

Respecting the pump

[@startups]

you sure about that, chief?

[@jeel-7772]

yes

[@humphreyegwangu7086]

Seeing this dude makes me feel very...unsafe

[@plixie1]

Never go full cocaine.

[@t_ylr]

Please invite this guy on your channel lmao

[@brad2063]

I'm so glad you did a video on this guy😂😂 love his tiktoks

[@A.Campbell]

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE YELLING!!!

[@soda989]

GLAD UR BACK!!!

[@JeradBenge]

Bro went FULL COKAHEENA at age 7. He's pushing hard to join the 27 club.

[@juleswin7116]

The more I watch coffeezilla videos, the more guru ads I got from KZbin to watch coffee's videos

[@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN]

"i heard coffee/zilla tell me coke dont mix with trades but / that was where you lost me.... / llello while i'm buying options"

[@ee-rh3rb]

I got this ad yesterday and was lmao

[@nuttygold5952]

I honestly don't know why there isn't more coverage about KZbin/Google promoting scams, why don't we have beef with them???? If KZbin/Google were more diligent this would be less of a problem!!

[@ye6942]

Can you cover Biaheza? He does Day Trading, Forex, and Bot trading content, along with having courses

[@russsobti]

Idk biaheza seems pretty legit and is just a youtuber not a fake guru

[@ye6942]

@@russsobti I enjoy his content, but he does Forex courses and other potential red flags. I dunno, just thought ☕️ might want to look into him

[@ProfAzimov]

His content is more like challenges, and his courses are on ecomm, an industry he is experienced in

[@mryordanov]

i just love it when they say "This guy/person made", but there is no person there.

[@Flyingwalrus42]

6:22 lmaooo I laughed so much with this moment😂