[Highlight] How the Police Found My Stolen Car

[@edgarexas123]

"Got into the car, hit the steal button and then drove off into the sunset" sorry, but i lost it there :D

[@thehound9370]

edgaras peamdsa Me 2 Exactly there 😂😂😂

[@GoPlayMLP]

edgaras peamdsa yeah me too lul

[@JB-md7db]

yeah i had to pause it I was laughing so hard! lol

[@KafshakTashtak]

Best Hollywood cliche scene ever.

[@MrDabodufus]

I’ve left my car at work a few times now. I usually walk to work, but I’ll drive if I am running late. At the end of the day, I’ll forget that I drove here and just start walking home.

[@Obligatorial]

Maybe the real car was the memories you made along the way

[@astroemi]

Maybe we all are forgotten cars

[@colindruce-mcfadden9026]

Fucking hilarious

[@VillemR]

How can cars be real, if our eyes aren't real?

[@kevinyang7006]

Dude... that's sooooooooo deeeeeeeeep...

[@yelljayjay]

Well you could probably convince Sean that Memories are cars.

[@Avetarx]

"Sir, is that your car?" "Me too, thanks."

[@TheAzertjuh]

What?

[@NotExplosive]

i get it. i like it

[@fancyncv110]

Louistje when u don't speak their language

[@MrSequiro]

I really wish Honda would start leaving that steal button out of the their newer models.

[@merp5152]

“When you’re an adult and you’re pissed off, you get too cordial.” I lost it there. Way too ACCURATE. 😂

[@Madhattersinjeans]

It's probably the better of the two evils though. If you have to act pissed it's better to try and be more professional than become a jerk. I think day9's sunny disposition probably shielded him from actually really upsetting the clerk beyond just giving a bit of snark.

[@Anolaana]

12:03 "Thank you. Please inform me of the results as soon as you can!" hehe :)

[@StarWindEnergin]

This cop sounds like an awesome guy. Super serious, professional, then forgiving and understanding when you admit your fault. Absolute unit.

[@michaelbarrington3650]

"Oh yeah, people forgetting where they parked? Happens all the time." -Ron Howard voice "It didn't"

[@La_sagne]

think of how organized the average person is.. Half the people are less organized. And all of those have bad days once in a while too. seems very likely that this actually happens all the time

[@gtrashy6325]

“Part of me wants to look about the window and see a meteor hurtling towards earth and go oh thank god at least all humanity is gonna die” I LOVE YOU DAY9

[@Hebdomad7]

.... well i mean 2020 did happen.

[@DavenH]

@@Hebdomad7 hueheu good joke bro

[@Toranaga]

This Highlight has the best Plott

[@artemalexeev8011]

Toranaga424 I've seen a similar Plott. It was Tasteless though.

[@NotExplosive]

Artosis ya sure?

[@cosmoceratops]

RotterDAMN, son

[@LookAtTheBacon]

You're being a bit MrBitter about it though.

[@joeygutierrez7518]

Sean's ability to tell a story is SO GOOD. It's SO entertaining. He honestly has SUCH a good vibe while doing it too. Honestly, it's hard to describe but he's so engaging and captivating but casual.

[@Nirea74]

As a front desk person I can tell you we deal with this type of thing all the time. Trust me, a kind email goes a long way in the journey from ‘THAT guy’ to ‘he’s really a nice guy just in a stressful situation.’ And I guarantee you this is not even in the top fifteen weird / annoying tenant issues they’ve dealt with 😉.

[@alastairvanmaren5243]

For real, I'd bring them some cookies or something the next day, lmao.

[@Feeble_cursed_one]

>Car shaming

[@soapboxer2000]

Whew!!! I needed that! Honestly, after a long, stress-filled day, this is a powerful reminder how humor and empathy can ease the sting of a perfectly unpleasant situation. Seeing through your lens helped me to see and appreciate the humorously human moments of my day. I’m still laughing (with you, not at you).

[@nomydev]

Oh. My. God. Every time a Highlight video drops, I am very hyped about it - it's probably the only thing that I instantly click, and certainly the only thing that immediately teleports me into the amazing storytelling reality (in this case of one and only Sean Plott)! And what a damn story! The jokes, the beats, the way you present the information is exceptional! Damn it, Day9, thank you very much. It's one of those moments of sincere excitement and joy that barely happen anymore in my dull reality of melancholy. If anything, your shame has made my day truly better. A special thing!

[@Bigbaddude3]

How the hell did you become such a good story teller? I can’t go four words without stumbling...

[@IdleAtre]

He has been doing that for years and years

[@ex_interp]

Start by imitating your heroes. Mine were stand up comedians. They are amazing storytellers, even if the actual events are actually mundane. If Sean is your hero, start by trying to recreate what you like about his storytelling. You can do it, too.

[@Madhattersinjeans]

He's done a lot of videos. A LOT. Along with streaming and being an official to cover starcraft/hearthstone tournaments. He's been there and done that. You speak enough you'll get at least somewhat proficient at it.

[@KitZunekaze]

Agreeing with the other repliers here, but just want to throw in. ANY skill in life simply requires a huge amount of practice to become proficient, and even more to become great. Those with strong skills worked to get there. Even speaking in normal conversation is such a skill. Don't neglect any opporunity to practice the things you're bad at.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Pickle Z The secret is to be able to run your mouth while you're thinking about your story thread. Whiiiiich is tricky.

[@louieberg2942]

It's been a while since I last consumed Day9's content... I've been missing out. This is on par with stand-up.

[@AndrossUT]

FYI: Hondas are easy to steal due to a bad ignition lock. Saturns have the same issue. Most of the time you can just jam a spoon in there and they start.

[@erichall090909]

Spoon is not the utensil I was expecting there

[@LootFragg]

@@erichall090909 Do not try and unlock the Honda with a spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth: There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the Honda that starts, it is yourself.

[@ValanceJ]

Full-on, real-life Seinfeld episode right here! XD

[@Liwet.]

Do they even drive cars though?

[@5chr4pn3ll]

This was hysterical to watch live. Chat was amazing

[@ehkesoyo]

This man is probably the most relatable human being ever.

[@xelhaku]

5:30 Honda TESLA rofl

[@MakiMaki.]

I suppose that's not a thing then. Might have about equal to less knowledge about cars as Day9.^^

[@KingOfBlades27]

It really is the best thing that these kind of accidents happen to those people who can tell it like Day9 can :D

[@Cuix]

4:30 "I didn't even dangle the preposition" MY HERO

[@TheLolPoster]

Omg i've just noticed Sean's grey sideburns coming along, GREY9!

[@tomc.7243]

Dad[9]

[@HelpfulFlyingpig]

This is one of my favorite videos ever.

[@chaerilins]

At least the Magic cards are okay.

[@Madhattersinjeans]

But his mail problem hasn't been solved, sounds like he would be better off ordering things to a friends address where they don't have rampant theft. 20% of your mail going missing is a huge deal.

[@Kaanfight]

Mad Hatters in jeans porch pirates are more and more common nowadays...

[@midnight_commander]

"I'm so embarrassed I wish everybody else was dead." - Bender Bending Rodríguez

[@Naga27]

Dude, where's my car?

[@MentatOfDune]

Where's your car, Dude?

[@GusNStuff]

And then?

[@avalonyennefer4470]

AND THEEEEEN?

[@tkprov]

I laughed way too hard at this joke!

[@ifatreefalse]

"Sweet!"

[@RedBairnMedia]

This could've only been better if you had been drinking from the very same mug with the bear waving at you whilst telling the story.

[@mohammadobeid9526]

RedBairnPhotography ikr 😂😂

[@WorldBurningTime]

Sean can always make me smile. Even though I knew this whole story from Twitter it was still amazing.

[@deathwing1059]

DangerCrow vvg

[@davidmercer5637]

I love the part where he tells the front desk the car was found

[@blupengu]

oh my god i haven't watched day9 in a while... but his storytelling is as amazing as it always is lmao

[@pramitpratimdas1071]

Day9 is such an excellent storyteller. I can listen to him talk all day.

[@R2robot]

LOL, it does happen. I worked with a guy that thought his car was stolen from work. After yelling at the building manager, security and calling the cops, he then remembered that he didn't drive his car to work that day.. he had driven his parents car. Good times!

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

R2robot it's kinda the same thing with "losing" your keys, run through the whole house, just to suddenly notice that you're holding them in your hand

[@TheMuffinMan73]

10:48 "Equifax already made all my information public. I don't need to worry about that. Boom, gottem." I fucking lost it.

[@Naga27]

"A SERIES OF EVENTS" LOLLLLLLL

[@armandbester2061]

A man with salt and pepper hair and a tattoo of an eye on his ankle came by... I think he might have tried murdering three orphans with your vehicle...

[@Mike_416]

You are an incredible story teller. I wasn’t bored at all throughout this whole story. Hilarious. Right when they told you it was at the grocery store I laughed so hard.

[@PetersaberHD]

But did he get Shadow of the Colossus Remaster?

[@pirat87pl]

I guess we'll know tomorrow.

[@pirat87pl]

Actually he's playing that right now so he did get it!

[@stevenrichardbarnett]

This is absolute PEAK Day9. This is amazing! Thanks for this, sir. I needed this laugh today.

[@theparkour]

Honda Teslas are my favorite

[@GearType2]

I know it's easy to beat yourself up about this. But last year my truck was stolen under almost the exact scenario you described and I went through the same process you did. They found it four days later in a ditch filled with trash and missing a stereo and my tools. Try not to feel awful, you reacted appropriately and I'd rather have people react quickly than not report their car stolen immediately and it be used in a crime.

[@wobblysauce]

That happens when you drink.

[@daim905]

I laughed so hard. love u day9.

[@Neshkan]

Man...Im sorry to say i have not watch your videos in years. Honestly i forgot how funny you really are. I lost it several times during that story. Gonna resub. Keep em coming!

[@godseeker9]

I swear Sean makes my day every single time! you are great man!

[@KeppyKep]

I was so looking forward to this. Did not disappoint. Day[9] is still the greatest storyteller ever known.

[@mrjingles77]

Backed out in to a pole. Crunched in the front fender... Ok.

[@Charlesbn88]

This is such a great story. I really feel sympathy for your sitaution and can really relate, I am also a quite easily distracted person easily forgetting stuff and maybe a bit to creative about what others could have done with it, while it was me all along just fucking up.

[@ltsarunas614]

Great to hear it was not stolen. I have to say, Sean is propably the best story teller i have ever seen/heard

[@SumChange]

Man, you are so good at telling stories, had me laughing throughout. Thanks for sharing this with us

[@ScoutingTacos]

Now I need to rewatch Ocean's Eleven

[@Bendredge]

Ive watched two of your videos, thank you, great story telling. You are the man.

[@zaxtonhong3958]

17:41 Turns out that officer is poker faced god-at-lying legend

[@trixmtll1393]

The end of a joy ride is often ended with a near miss. Such as a near miss with the cops or fender bender and a feeling of sudden realisation, this isn't your car.

[@PinoShroom]

I normally dont watch these little highlight/story time things day9 posts, but after watching this one Im starting to think I missed out on some great things

[@rey4191]

I followed the Twitter situation live AND STILL laughed as hard as I've ever laughed in my life watching this video. day9 from daily ep1 to now....Love you

[@WaffleShortage]

i know about that creature of habit deal... i go to the grocery store like 5/7 days per week, and in the entire large grocery store parking lot, i always park in the same spot within like, 2 or 3 spaces out of a whole big kroger parking lot. ALWAYS in the same row on the same side. it's way at the back, so it's usually pretty empty back there... and it's right next to furthest a cart return from the store. it's casual, and i don't have to walk far to return my cart.

[@Liwet.]

When I had my car stolen, it took a week for it to be found and only because it was dumped in a parking lot 3 days previous and had some towing sticker warnings on it which a passing police car spotted.

[@JammyPajammies]

Walks up to the officer in a slight panic, and BANG. Timmy pops out.

[@zebedeesummers4413]

Jammy Pajamies +

[@francoistrempe]

Day9 story time, best type of video!

[@mrsnuffleupagus6863]

I think a bunch of flowers and choccies for the girls on reception would be a nice gesture to say sorry for wasting their time. Great story though lol.

[@trevorfilipiak1247]

It's a silver Honda... Something

[@Karasin1983]

this is absolutely hilarious, thank you Day9

[@xDactyl]

Sweet Jesus this has been the most entertaining and hilarious story, you have a great attitude.

[@tkprov]

You're such a character! I love listening and watching you talk!

[@bombshellblonde544]

This is one of ny favorite clips of all time. This past week, I've been dealing with my car being stolen. I'm pretty sure I just lost it in a massive net of parking lots and couldn't find it in 45mins of searching. I had to come back here to feel better 😂

[@musicalcolin]

this is the funniest video ever. Day9 is my hero

[@rostyloco1]

I think it happened to me as well. drove it across the street to the mess hall one morning and walked back.

[@peterkrygersrensen1283]

Great story Day9 :D Happy you got your car back!

[@althaz]

This exact same thing happened to me. Except that I realised what was going on halfway through dialling the police (who were the first people I was going to tell). Even though nobody else knew, I was still really embarrassed. This actually does happen all the time :).

[@kibbledd1]

I once got all the way to the point of getting in to someone else's Honda Civic, using my Honda Civic's keys, before I realized that I didn't own a car seat, and this wasn't my car... My car was two rows over... Freaked me out too. It's funny how adults have the same moments teenagers do, when they've not really sat down and thought about what they're searching for... You know, those moments when it's, "Mom, we're out of milk.. ", "No, we have some honey. Just bought it yesterday", "I don't see it", just on a grander scale.

[@eluadyl]

We all knew Sean could tell a story but this is just legend. Sean, sir, you deserve everything you achieved in life and more. Cheers.

[@AlwaysAFKing]

"I can't even be looked at by an organism." love how everyone else is commenting their favorite lines, here was mine.

[@valzyf2]

I've ALMOST done this. I have a very similar situation where I walk to a grocery store that's only a couple of blocks away. On, at least. one occasion I stopped at the store when I was driving home from an appointment or something. I came out from the store with my bags and started walking down the sidewalk, like I do 99% of the time. The difference being that I caught myself after a couple of hundred feet or so, but I could have very easily ended up going through the same thing.

[@GK-gy3ps]

A very good storytelling. I listen to this video over and over, to improve my English.

[@Flashks]

I love it when Sean gets in we trouble, because we get a story! :)

[@kunstderfugue]

"dumped after a joyride" sounds like my dating history :p

[@kaimanic1406]

OMG, i'm in tears! You are the damn best story teller on this planet!^^

[@cjwatson3967]

this is the purest highlight ever

[@KafshakTashtak]

Now imagine every character in that story watching you telling this story here.

[@Miss_Marisa]

I wouldn't be able to handle that. The shaaaaame. I too would want a meteor.

[@Madhattersinjeans]

Having to call back to the banks and shit would piss me off so much, it really would feel horrible.

[@danielbennett4655]

A meteor? Now i have to go down with you too? Nice, great...

[@jolomies]

Have done exactly this with a bicycle and a bar that is 2 blocks away. Multiple times. Bike there and when i'm little tipsy i forget all about the bike.

[@TheWandererPlays]

Damn and I thought I was bad about cars, but Sean didn't even know what type of car he drives lol.

[@Inople901278]

"I'm really relieved because I've been holding in all these different lies that I'm going to have to perpetuate with law enforcement for decades..."

[@marcaurel3934]

After all this time... still the best and most relatable stories!

[@teeds88]

This is so great! Almost the same thing happened to me a couple of years ago (only with a bike), with all the same feelings and everything. I feel happy that I can relate to this :) Chin up, it's gonna get better. Some day in the future you'll laugh about it all, like I do :D

[@Golgaphail]

Thannk you Sean! Life is so much easier when you know others make mistakes as well.

[@wakaflaka3320]

Dude Day9 you could honestly be a stand up comic, you are so damn funny.

Nice to hear you extemporise again, glad you're well :)

[@drillnauticus]

Long video, but the twist made it worth every minute.

[@NiclasFagerholm]

Thank you day9 for existing

[@vincentauronward347]

My favourite line (summarised) "Now, I don't know what taking a 'joy ride' means. To me, that kinda sounds like what happens to everyone after they've had a happy meal" 2 levels to the humor, I love it

[@avatarfalcon]

That Terry Benedict visual is so absolutely perfect.

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

Wow, that was the nicest police officer. All of the cops everyone I know have dealt with would have been mocking the hell out of you.

[@redwings13400]

I am in awe of your storytelling abilities.

[@dandunning7731]

That policeman’s response! ❤️

[@Zminchu]

13:25 I can feel the Curb your Enthusiasm music coming on

[@DMindGaming]

I think Day9's my favourite comedian. You know come to think of it we could probably make a comedy TV series just based on Sean's life XD

You should have bought a bouquet of flowers and have gone and give it to her with apology and the story.

[@deadpenguinss]

You are a terrific story teller, Sean

[@Yukova]

Best thing since the number J.