Pork Florist - DJO

[@TakeWalker]

I love the idea that Data just stands outside the door to captain's quarters and screams until he's let in. Those old-timey commercials were the best. :D

[@magiclife1998]

Take Walker that’s so Data, right?!

[@jacobl.larson9198]

Brothel Seltzer! Fuck yeah! You want it to taste like Jizim!

[@GoggleEyedOne]

End credit production values went way up, must be all that sweet ad revenue from Listerine & Bromo. I am feeling this

[@27GX76R]

It's a game called BeamNG. Fuckin' awesome Shirley. Can I call you Shirley?

[@raven4k998]

taste's like jizzem

[@MLB9000]

The fact that Data keeps calling Picard ‘Jim’ just cracks me up

[@Gunnar001]

According to the TNG episode “Parallels,” there are an infinite number of quantum realities that exist. Meaning that anything that can happen, does happen in these alternate universes. So, these videos are basically canon. “A pistachio gave me herpes”

[@personzorz]

That's weird

[@jeniferirwin]

That way of looking at it is awesome. I realized it's also funny to imagine this as being the result of some kind of giant malfunction in the Universal Translator. Imagine an episode where they're desperately trying to fix it and everybody is just spewing nonsense and profanity at each other until they do...

[@negascoot23]

@@jeniferirwin There was an early DS9 episode where a virus gave almost everyone aphasia: They could only speak in nonsense, though they believed they were speaking perfectly normally...conversely, they heard normal speech as gibberish. Thus it was almost impossible to communicate with them, or they with anyone else. It wasn't quite as obscene as a DJO vid...but get rid of FCC limitations and it'd probably be more or less the same thing.

[@negascoot23]

*SCENE TWO: Lt. Commander Data enters the Ten-Forward lounge* "Guinan, would you please replicate a 'fruit basket'? The Captain has given me a most peculiar order..."

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Fuck a fruit basket”

[@Circuitssmith]

Fun fact: you can buy roses made of bacon, so there actually is an occupation of pork florist.

[@HaloInverse]

That _is_ a fun fact.

[@markden21]

Thank god guys, I was missing your regular TNG voice overs, thank you thank you thank you! "yeah I'm scottish"

[@voicetube]

Very few things in life other than a DJO video make me laugh this heartily (on top of helping make my day, if not my week) - you rockin' dudes are truly are a national/worldwide treasure!

[@AjarnDeeTeesut]

Geordi's Licorice problem is becoming a real issue.

[@zenmasterwannabe]

He should seek prayers from the styrofoam nuns. Fuckafruitbasket.

[@Circuitssmith]

I can’t keep my bedroom tidy for a week, how do you guys manage to keep producing spectacular Trek dubs for a decade with even better production value and comedy?!

[@bachterman]

a lot of effort for a new classic. well done, guys!

[@FennelQueen]

"Stiff a whale's ass with Old Luigi." - Geordi La Forge

[@lukefallon8276]

Bagels Are For Combat is one of the best alternate jazz albums of the decade, Jim.

[@kittykatBflat]

Can somebody glue my head it keeps falling off

[@elisarose1811]

Dying laughing. my son is worried for me. literally, tears streaming down my face. i love you.

[@badbirdkc]

Wow. I had been going on a DJO binge the past few days, and then this showed up. Awesome.

[@NEEDbacon]

I just randomly thought about DJO and decided to go to the channel and found they released a new video. Clearly I have a sixth sense for this.

[@CaptExpendable]

Either that, or you need to think about them more often so they update more. "I think about DJO often, so they update more" actually sounds like something that might appear in a DJO video.

[@raulsalcedo8332]

That sixth sense is called the bell notofication

[@voicetube]

"I see Apple juice"

[@voicetube]

"I see Styrofoam nuns…"

[@NEEDbacon]

+Raul Salcedo No legit, thinking about DJO, to looking up DJO, to seeing a new vid from DJO. Boy I sure could go for some Apple Juice.

[@erikneffca]

Man, this is the best DJO voice-over yet, so impressive!

[@carljames4862]

what the internet was made for.

[@RadioMylar]

Yay! I'm super glad you guys are still doing your thing. Been following you for years.

[@stevenberryhill3161]

You guys never fail to keep me laughing!

[@Jafromobile]

I just deposited $5, I want my sandwich.

[@raulsalcedo8332]

... Let's go dancing.

[@voicetube]

I think that whole particular scene is my favorite from this video. Including the fine print on the display.

[@MicrophonicFool]

I need some fuckin Apple Juice

[@nwotleets]

@@voicetube "Retrun [sic] to Main Menu"

[@SlideRulePirate]

Yeah... this is what we want.

[@vman339]

Pork fried waffels for 45 cents? Damn.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Only 45 cents?! I'd buy that for a DOLLAR!

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

22 1/2 cents. Half price.

[@Trev0r98]

That's right, Jim. Apple juice is extra.

[@ironworkerwelder]

40 cents even better!

[@ukstevengill]

Nice one guys! Please please do more next generation ones, they my favourite

[@chokewholeddotcom]

You guys get better and better, and the commercials add a lot to the episode.

[@homebody0089]

I love Geordi's explanation on what a dentist is. 😭

[@AjarnDeeTeesut]

Happiness is finding a new DJO video. "Fuck I was waiting for a new over-dub."

[@MirrorMonolith]

COBALT!!!

[@upcycledsoul3637]

I've pretty much been watching this for a week straight now ....

[@CraftyAndyLife]

Always a treat when a new one comes out thank you.

[@Penfold8]

Picard saying "bitching" never gets old LOL!

[@mulletzorz]

Data: "...who wants a thick brick of hash?" (Picard in the background) "you're giving me....woohhhd!" lol

[@mushroomsamba82]

Let's talk about something other than jizzum

[@zagnuy]

Thank you DJO. The only thing better then TNG is DJO. Apppppllleeeeee juuuuuiiiiccceeeeee!

[@ronin6158]

Steve gets the most action on this whole ship. I'd love to meet him.

[@voicetube]

I believe we finally get to find out who Steve is in their newer piece, "Jazz Bathroom!" :-)

[@richardgadberry8398]

For killing Paul, Listerine.

[@reezlaw]

I'm so happy that you exist

[@jsimon]

I'm Scottish. The rebooting of TNG is the best thing to happen to DJO.

[@voicetube]

I hope to God they do something with the new Picard series!

[@mrk45]

I'm Scottish, and I've had to make a living biting koalas for apple juice, ever since the whores stole my pet wino.

[@voicetube]

Partly due to how much I enjoy the interaction with Data and the "food machine," as well as a lot of other GREAT lines in this video, I am now officially putting this in my top 5 favorite DJO videos (and that is saying a LOT!)

[@voicetube]

Fine print alert: "Today's Special, Pork Fried Waffles; Precarious Latte with Hate" LOL!!

[@Bikewithlove]

Nice layering on the CHiPs scene. This one’s a masterpiece.

[@Aaronication]

F*@k CHiPs!!

[@andyman8352]

This should have wayyyy more than just 10k views. Brilliant applejuicing on this one, for sure!

[@DynamixWarePro]

Those random commercials...."Wanna go kill Paul?" "Bozo Seltzer" etc...threw me off when I saw the first one, but hilarious!

[@victoria-w9jyd-m2ftrans]

Yeah .... especially the Jack Klugman Bromo Seltzer... "Brothel Seltzer. F$€k yeah. You'll want it to taste like jizzum." Laughed all day.

[@dragonskunkstudio7582]

Listen to the great Dayjob Orchestra! They'll knock the balls right off of a zebra! Huge Fan!

[@Bigred88ftw]

This room right here? That's where I found Jesus.

[@sagaswp]

NAKED!

[@AjarnDeeTeesut]

After a fisting.

[@jackfisk2840]

“...and this room, riite here, is where I found Jesus!”

[@voicetube]

I love how KZbin is promoting the purchase of Star Trek:.Generation to the right of the subscribe button for THIS video - it makes sense... but it still HILARIOUS!

[@williambourque926]

"Has been, if you steal my drink, when I'm in the bathroom... I'll punch you in the head."

[@voicetube]

I LOVE how the whole scene starting at about 4:51 may have been written entirely around what TroI says (finally) at about 5:09 (lol!)

[@JonSmith-cx7gr]

I dont know why but these vids actually make me want to hang out with frineds and converse using just non sequiturs.

[@Ziplock9000]

Glad ur back. TNG was always your best stuff :)

[@mikicoal]

"Fuck Chips!" Laughing my arse off. She wasn't even in focus!

[@niamaru2]

this is one of your best in my opinion! -Norm

[@danhelll8768]

Top quality as ever

[@stevekathman1291]

No Data, I GUARANTEE you we need a pork florist.

[@baxizach]

password please Mum*KISS* accepted

[@XtremeMaran]

I wish I could set a password which would be a random sound only I can make. Seems like a high security protection.

[@aaronpollard7207]

CHiPs episode briefing is great! Lmao

[@Trev0r98]

Data: "Wanna have a boa for lunch?" Riker: "How?" Data: "Shoot Jimmy!"

[@GamingWithDrew]

4:02 -- lmao, I love how casually Data calls Picard a has been.

[@billyjackoff]

Get ready to lean the fuck back!

[@OldUKAds]

I love that Troi turned up just for that one line.

[@JD-jc8gp]

quality over quantity

[@badtownsound]

A dentist fucks with y'TOOTHS.

[@jstubbles]

Always a good day when a DJO dub drops :D

[@nickcarter4006]

Where can I go watch tv but it’s just DJO random shit all day? Then I can properly smoke myself into a coma and drown in apple juice like a proud Klingon

[@aeronomer8389]

"Fuck C.H.I.P.S." I'm crying

[@metazare]

3:28 You can't fool me, I'll bet this commercial was probably completely unedited from the original.

[@Trev0r98]

Hurst Olds 4-4-2, baby! Get ready to lean the f*ck back, and engage!

[@europa_bambaataa]

please enable auto captions for this if you get a chance, thanks

[@r0cket_penguin]

Wang

[@ReganMcKee]

Fuck. now *this* apple juice is really yum. Geordis password is fucking hilarious 👌😂

[@M4Production]

Keep your mouse and your apple juice close by.

[@Aquascape_Dreaming]

DJO's Data is always a weird amalgam of some talkative, yet edgy nerd who always has the last word, and a thug who is always threatening to beat everyone up 😂

[@abefinesse]

A dentist fucks with your tooths. LMFAO 🤣

[@dwayne0t]

@0:35 Picard "Fuck Me!" is too much

[@eval_is_evil]

Im getting married in 10 days. I will ask my future wife if we should hire a pork florist

[@TxDrivingGirls]

Welcome back DJO! God it's been a long time! Please continue to entertain us with the TNG! I seriously miss your awesomeness and to the haters, fuck a fruit basket! Apple juice for life!

[@ABR11hour]

I hate it when pistachios give me herpes

[@zenmasterwannabe]

I hate it when people with herpes give me pistachios.

[@ryant282a]

Don't we all?

[@LarryTheTubaBoy]

"Hoof me in the mouth, Maurice..."

[@HeretixAevum]

It's always such a pleasant surprise to see a djo upload! Also, Subterranean Jew Band is a great name. I'd listen to them while sipping apple juice with extra cold ice (on Geordie's recommendation)

[@zenmasterwannabe]

Mind faxing me some apple juice?

[@raulsalcedo8332]

I'm fucked on acid pffttt 😂

[@HeretixAevum]

I'd also like to add that the delivery of "A dentist fucks with ya tooths" is the funniest shit I've heard in a while, I was thinking about when brushing my teeth just now and I had to hear it again.

[@thecynicaloptimist1884]

"Password, please" "Mumwah" "Accepted"

[@Cumulonimbus82]

More! Please more of this!

[@NachtKaiser666]

Legalization is inspiring ain't it? 😂

[@dmk351]

holy ** your back? awesome!

[@gambitgrantt]

What the fuck is going on? Help me I have Asians throwing stuff at the ship..

[@iwanaGoFast2010]

Geordi as a crackhead is hilarious.

[@chriswilliamson9030]

I held it together all the way through, and then deana is all "Fuck ChiPS" and I lost it.

[@MultiReadify]

This was great!

[@exeterjedi6730]

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, Leslie Gore. Having to resort to Shazam to get those musical fragments.

[@McCaler]

Fresh material. Love it.

[@AlexReynard]

This was fucking great. Almost choked laughing a coupla times.

[@OldUKAds]

Can you choke from laughing?

[@roguecoder]

Thats the riverside expressway brisbane australia!

[@pronstorestiffi]

Where the hell do i buy that Bozo Seltzer. I need it ASA-STAB.

[@kahlzun]

Still nailing it.

[@ThorneDJO]

26 people with ol' Luigi

[@Twinfire]

BEAM (me up scotty) NG. Drive intro, FuckAFruitBasket. Lovin it The world is a better place now that a new DJO vijayo is here. Love your work

[@Otto42]

Damn, gotta get me some of that Wish-Bone.

[@Commack08]

Pork fried waffles sounds pretty good right now.. If I come visit you guys, will you make some?

[@Kairukurumi]

When you want to kill an @$$hole, Wishbone can do it!

[@GhostDisneyCompany]

hey. I'm watching this at speed 0.5 and in my opinion, this is a better sitcom than the original Star Trek TNG show. If you try to follow all the DJO videos like they are a novel or tv show plot line, it's like, the biggest brain fook ever

[@justinpetty7120]

All this technical jargon is why it’s so hard to get into Star Trek.

[@MirrorMonolith]

Wanna see me throw fruit loops at a museum?