Dayshift at Freddy's 3- Part 20: Salad and Strippers and Death row, oh my!

Opening that strip club might've been both the best and worst idea this diner's ever had. I'd almost thing it would help secure our freedom, what with Dave's plan, but it seems I'm destined for jail regardless. At least I finally get to eat my well-earned salad.
But salad tastes a lot better when it's forbidden. Perhaps Phoney is up to a little roleplay. B3
...So, this is life now. Huh. Thankfully, it's not going to last long.

[@authorlacey]

Dear God when Dave was talking about how Oscar touching him would somehow make him pregnant I had war flashbacks to the Springtrap impreg Fazbear Fright book story *shivers* Those writers need some therapy

[@QualifiedGoblin]

Wait what- 😭😭

[@NintendoNerd64]

5:32 This is a new side of dave I never knew even existed

[@Apotheosister]

"We WILL have to sleep in different beds TONIGHT" This line implys Dave and Old Sport sleep in the same bed normally.

[@TheLibermania]

@@Apotheosister That he still brings up "the dicktouching of 1987" is annoying as fuck

[@kyle0114_from_roblox]

Dave gay

[@iceybluemoon6558]

@@kyle0114_from_roblox DirectDoggo actually said Dave was pansexual so c or r e ct

[@simpvegito5953]

Wait dave is pansexual

[@AsperGoat]

Auber*theme* in kazoo is beautiful

[@NintendoNerd64]

Aubergine man’s atrocious theme

[@Lord_Freeza1410]

**aggressive kazzoo and death will ensue for 10 minutes**

[@tonymcgrath1613]

Why hello there old sport

[@AdamDeOldSport]

Hello there, old sport

[@TopTierTrashman]

Have fun with the death penalty, Old Fuck.

[@lilyblossomchan369]

Can I have some?

[@closedpermanently9723]

@Dave Well hello there, Old Davey.

[@Le_Sploingus]

Let's take a moment to appreciate the spoopy scary skeleton theme being played

[@ceo_reuben]

"You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'" is my new favorite Dave line

[@oldsport]

that never happend

[@GengUpinIpin]

That happened

[@GengUpinIpin]

@damn boi did*

[@wertsy]

Noval Chan *didnt

[@GengUpinIpin]

@@wertsy did*

[@sleepdeprivedscorner7448]

@@GengUpinIpin *didn't

[@benjaminpriddy7827]

I’ve wondered what every Phone Guys’ reactions are to that whole salad thing.

[@benjaminpriddy7827]

“EMPLOYEE, DON’T EAT THAT SALAD OR YOU’RE FIRED!”

[@bacon.syrup4116]

the fact that you can see oscar's eyes through the mouth of the foxy suit is going to haunt my nightmares

[@Roy-ze8eo]

Sometimes I just like to get drunk and watch some DSAF. Never fails to make me laugh

[@Jacob_G9]

13:00 Here we go, TRIPPIN TIME

[@derphater6140]

nice pfp

[@Jacob_G9]

@@derphater6140 thanks.

[@QualifiedGoblin]

‘Does he lick windows or something’ got me dying 💀💀 (I also think Oscar is way scarier then matt, to be honest)

[@SomePerson_Online]

Challenge: Everytime Dave says the word Fuck/Old Sport take a shot

[@phillipec]

I'm nearly 18 so I'll try that Imagine how intoxicated you would be if you did that

[@Nater_Marson]

@@phillipec you'd be dead

[@fleshdadbot6852]

@@phillipec how did it go

[@crazymartin526]

@@fleshdadbot6852 they couldn't handle it

[@GlitchedPhi]

I wonder what would happen if you frame the stripper? Phone guy? Matt?

[@angxl_dxll7729]

I tried it actually nothing the only thing that happens that Phone guy can't talk to you before the officer that's all !

[@Flam_Is_Cool]

Frame matt.

[@cloudthecat]

5:32 UH- That.. that says alot XD

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Is Oscar a furry? He says OwO and uses w instead of r

[@oregonrailfan7046]

Probably I wouldn't be surprised

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

Yeah he is,

[@lunar_proxy]

nah, man. he's a _very specific_ type of furry.

[@SomePerson_Online]

Music Man! Huzzah!

[@phillipec]

Aye you watch him too

[@SomePerson_Online]

*DEMONETIZED MONETIZED* yeppers :3

[@GlitchedPhi]

What would happen if you do have BB and use the cocaine? (BB is Balloon Boi.)

[@dr.potatoz1199]

yeet

[@AdamDeOldSport]

12:56 cocaine intensifies

[@siutszching]

11:47 what happens if you choose “ can you bring back the dead? Can you undo death?” Option

[@panicwolf8586]

Disappointment happens (They can't).

[@siutszching]

@@panicwolf8586 oh

[@phillipec]

Stripper music men

[@Leostar-Regalius]

what if you choose to snag matt?

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

Meeh, they should have done him,it be better, since lot of them hate him

[@puncake8945]

I was really triggered when you didn’t chose matt

[@justchillin7462]

9:20 when my mom says I can’t have ice cream

[@analogcity8827]

12:33 IM SO F00KING HIGH RIGHT NO GIMME DAT FAX GIMME UR MONEY

[@Raventhebug]

Old sport has issues

[@ceselte7413]

Rip salad

[@imakegachaclubvideos6323]

This ending is GLORIOUS!

[@glazeddonuts7063]

*really should’ve been Matt*

[@TopTierTrashman]

*YES.*

[@kilachiki538]

@@TopTierTrashman Don't do that to me ever again! OldSport!

[@TopTierTrashman]

@@kilachiki538 *YES, OLD SPORT.*

[@kilachiki538]

@@TopTierTrashman your scaring me sportsy!

[@CowboyHimself]

Princess Peach the aubergine man agrees old sport

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

What happens if you do the soapy ending where you did salvage BB

[@synRdave]

Ok, the only gay relationship I am somewhat ok with is Dave and Jack. (By the way, I'm ok with gays, I just get uncomfortable around them)

[@jesusbesus6755]

Why are you uncomfortable with them? (just asking)

[@synRdave]

Jesus besus Probably because it's odd seeing two people of the same sex being in a relationship.

[@ay7164]

Isnt that homophobia anyways? Maybe subconsiously, but still

[@synRdave]

ælen To a degree, that could be Homophobia. But again, I don't hate gays, I just feel uncomfortable around them.

[@simpvegito5953]

Same here Idc if someone is gay I don't mind it

[@nigthmare7188]

Wow that crazy jack kill child and shoot foxy and go to jail that crazy and i mush try this game ;W;

[@shiftysoffline]

Azzam Momo yes

[@notesme52]

5:30 i really had to remember this part exists aaaaaaaa

[@knockknocked475]

Mmm salad

[@NintendoNerd64]

"Let's LEGALLY fuck over oscar"

[@MykeGG]

5:32 lol

[@Ru_a_person]

7:53 *Spooky Scary Skeletons starts to play in the back*

[@essie3741]

I really hope Mpreg isnt existing in dsaf 3

[@Flam_Is_Cool]

Kazoo Augine.

[@callieabbott-kilpatrick9538]

i love how its playing spooky scary skeletons doe

[@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon]

13:00 Ayooo it's my theme song!

[@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV]

12:50

[@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV]

12:51

[@urlocalnerd3582]

best. ending. *e v e r*

[@shut_yo_ass]

dave, no cocaine in the pizzaria (i am aware that jack owns this hecking place this is for my entertainment and probably yours too ig)

[@shut_yo_ass]

And stop wearing that suit. You smell like a decaying corpse.

[@shut_yo_ass]

Jack what the freddy fazbender- No drugs. Your fired