Daz Watches Australia Isn't Real

[@Grxcee_173]

'If I'm not Australian and I'm an actor I deserve a fucking oscar ' - Lazerbeam

[@Dylanp.09]

It’s LazarBeam

[@monikakarabazhakova7590]

@@Dylanp.09 itsthe same

[@Dylanp.09]

@@monikakarabazhakova7590 that’s just not his channel name though

[@SlightMishap]

@@Dylanp.09 weird how you still recognized who he’s talking about, maybe because it’s a fucking letter

[@Dylanp.09]

@@SlightMishap sorry I’ll shush

[@rhiangillman2903]

You may insult my country... but you call me DUM DUM and *mate Ima chuck endless Vegemite jars at you with the force of Steve Irwin*

[@lolalolita3537]

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thenameisjace]

i love this comment

[@deleted9327]

what the fuck is Vegemite?

[@zachadacha8742]

Sans the Skeleton the best tasting jar of salt in the world

[@deleted9327]

@Captain Zach Oh so it's Marmite? XD

[@lilydian59]

If Australia isn’t real and everyone is an actor THEN WHERE IS MY MONEY

[@tianaskyelegg6201]

SAME

[@nicoleblackwell2845]

Lily Dian yeah! Where is my pay check!

[@Womble1252]

These guys are working on uncovering it all kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXiXqoapjduib8k

[@sippinthetea]

Been a hot minute since I got a paycheck for being a full time Australian actor

[@SUPERMAN-os9hd]

EXACTLY!!!

[@Brodie850]

4:32 as someone born in Scotland and moved to australia i can confirm i am 200% not real

[@sixthdegreesunburn]

Person: “Australians are all paid actors!” Me: checks my wallet Also me: it’s blank...

[@honeybee8813]

😔😔 So sad. Destroy the government

[@sunflwr3721]

lazar beam tho

[@clickstatgaming]

Was just thinking the same thing

[@320dlman4]

Was that a kung fu panda reference at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@sixthdegreesunburn]

@@320dlman4 in fact it was, good job on pointing it out

[@leeloo87]

"Australia isn't real" People who live there: "I'm just an illusion, i was never there"

[@alyshasyoutube]

Australia- "I'm just a dumb dumb, I'm just an illusion, I was never there"

[@OddTubb]

Ah yes time to go back to the realm of nothing

[@yesiexist7113]

Yep that me lol

[@Clarakroger]

I'm an illusion l?!?!

[@idkfu2781]

Ah yes, I did disappear for 7 years, I experienced the blip.

[@jordie9360]

As an Australian if I’m not real then why am I paying taxes

[@liv6256]

Xd ikr

[@iced-tea2k178]

Jordy101 Lol yeah why?

[@rakimsailor9235]

Df

[@Chloe4656.]

Yeah

[@jeff21killersep54]

Jordy101 you’re just being straight up robbed

[@EllieHaines-h6k]

HELP NOT THE DEMI LOVATO IM DYING, BRO WHEN SHE JUST CLIMBED OUT OF THE WARDROBE I WAS PISSING MYSELF

[@amaia_rblxx1530]

Him: “Australians are paid actors” Me: *checks my wallet* Me: “Nope I’m still broke”

[@fucktheusername5103]

Yep pretty much how it goes

[@Simmycow]

Superannuation 💫

[@alphabetabcdefghijklmnopqr1417]

I’m still waiting for those pay checks I need money for steam gift cards

[@tammeemitchell78]

🧐🤨🥶

[@hayleyschloithe4651]

Sameeeeee

[@Near2Future]

Plot twist: he's an Australian. Plot thickens: He's an Australian living in new zealand.

[@DankMemes-ko1ws]

Plot thickens even more: he’s Australian living in New Zealand living in the ocean

[@dsm6255]

Dank Memes plot twists: he is australia

[@DankMemes-ko1ws]

DSM_Lightning plot twist: why is Australia?

[@thatoneperson126]

Plot twist again: where is Australia

[@DankMemes-ko1ws]

Random guy plot twist: how is Australia

[@vezifs]

RagReynolds : *"I cant Speak today"* Daz : *"YOU CANT THINK"*

[@amyishere0923]

mmmm, As an Aussie myself. I can confirm that I dont live on an Island. I live in the Ocean, mhm I just float all day wand Magically can use Wifi.

[@Sky_Thoughts]

Ah yes we swim in the ocean all day and we have evolved into fish

[@Justcallme-sharky]

Paid fish actors with their empty fish wallets 😂

[@unavailablechannelaccountsorry]

I'm Scottish, we do not claim this man - apologies on behalf of Scotland.

[@rosiemiller832]

ahahahah

[@jacklewis4233]

Apologies accepted from Australia

[@betskeser]

Apologies accept

[@clickstatgaming]

Thank you for the apology 🧡 Australia thanks you

[@reececlarke9861]

He’s actually welsh pretending to be Scottish

[@thatpers0n511]

What he thinks: he went to Australia and he was drugged What really happened: he sat on his bed and got drunk

[@sanswichfeemur6737]

*applauses* I laughed hard at this😂🤣

[@elliecarr8610]

Or high , lol 😂

[@broseidon1658]

He got high. And REALLY drunk.

[@rebekahslade7039]

XD

[@lemonnboi]

420th like congrats

[@hawtpinq3315]

*“You’re telling me I didn’t hug a koala? ShE ClAWed MY nIpPlE WAs ThAt NoT REaL?!”*

[@owendenson]

Hahaha

[@lvrkiki]

Fat Fluffy Birdie 🗿

[@airwaycear8557]

Fat Fluffy Birdie b

[@anonincognito6618]

Yeah ofcourse 6

[@MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie]

333 likes beautiful

[@devilsdiamond5898]

As an Australian I can safely say that I laughed throughout majority of this video

[@d1ng046]

I just got to this comment and I have been laughing soooo much because of the true comments

[@chloexo1036]

Him- They are dum dums Me- 😂😂😂 he must be joking right? Daz- what are we five Me- we must be 😂

[@kelciwarren5520]

Australia has left the group chat

[@alficc5848]

Kelci Warren what is this, ‘Australia’, you speak of?

[@anannonymouscoverartist]

Hang on, would that not be called a GLOBAL CHAT!!!???

[@katieewatkinss]

Kelci Warren 😂😂😂😂

[@madi_boyd0301]

Kelci Warren 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kelciwarren5520]

Holy likes...

[@ellaharkensee1051]

Him: Australia isn’t real! Me: so where tf have I been living? *disappears*

[@mooptom2599]

ella harkensee 😂😂*disappears*

[@smexydior9575]

Lol true

[@thatshome5931]

she hasn't replied because she disappeared

[@mooptom2599]

@@thatshome5931 🤣

[@lightningbolt7804]

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol,lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[@bkproductions6839]

“Australia isn’t real” 3:01 me who is australian: NOOOOOOooooo…… (fades from existence) LOL

[@graciegrant4387]

"everyone in Australia is a paid actor" The homeless Australians: *laughs in poverty*

[@chazza6447]

HELLLOOOOO IM AN OZZIE

[@strikerbowls791]

They're still paid just in coins instead of notes

[@iosefoleilua5302]

dark joke but ok

[@jessicaquittenton5473]

I have an Australian actor HUGH JACKMAN😂😂😂😂😂

[@thepuzzler317]

My cousins live in Australia are they fake?

[@bubbegxm_.8322]

He- I- what?- Imagine being this guy’s geography teacher

[@randomchild175]

I would book a class trip to Australia and show him all the koalas and bushfires😂

[@MissAstroBlade]

😐

[@inkoses2539]

That would be so hard

[@armycadet2091]

Damn

[@MS-nb2zg]

He doesn’t believe in education

[@Alec-vc1qz]

Damn,he must HATE hearing about the bush fires in Australia.

[@pea_soup8457]

As australian I can confirm.....i am infact.... A PAID ACTOR!!!!

[@Thecosygammer]

How much do they pay you? 😂

[@chloegrimson4743]

"australia isnt real" * me sitting in my house IN AUSTRALIA rn so shocked*

[@Login949]

Same lol

[@pigeon4157]

Yeah same. xD

[@jay3444]

Same bro 😂

[@cfulwiler2791]

Chloe Grimson in New Zealand you mean?

[@SineadH2010]

You hear that Australia your a dum dum and a idoit (I joking I just got this from the vid)

[@Ellie-lq5nd]

“Australia isn’t real” Where does my cousin live then? Flipping Asgard?!

[@tamap8260]

I've been to Australia and I hv many family members in there. Well I guess they don't exist. I guess I was in new Zealand even tho nz is way different

[@tatertottehe4630]

Maybe Australia’s real name is Asgard. Do I live in Asgard 🤔🤔🤔

[@theathea3988]

IM DEAD💀

[@clickstatgaming]

Welcome to Asgard my friend!

[@gjwilliams8651]

I live in QLD, and this man's telling me I'm not real

[@KyraAddie]

Could you imagine this guy taking a geography test? The test: draw a circle around Australia Him: *draws circle around New Zealand*

[@blondebitch_xo2163]

Imagine how fun geography class would be with him as our teacher

[@WilTimms]

Lmfaoooooo

[@rutherhood5961]

And he just loses his shit everytime he sees Australia on a map

[@Peanutter123]

He’d have a whole new globe made renaming Australia to New Zealand

[@realkomic]

Nice

[@Pedrothos]

He would implode when he see Australia

[@AJ-on9vk]

Though I’m Australian. I’m not real. I’m an artificial intelligence robot sent by the government.

[@Boggler1]

AJ my name is Connor I am the Android sent by cyberlife

[@opps.]

Corky B Roll I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@kianaappleyard8771]

Same

[@avagooch2431]

Yep. Same here

[@darkshadow7843]

Government: you weren't supposed to say anything, we have to terminate you all now.

[@clickstatgaming]

Guy: “I started seeing this in my head almost” Me: because you were on drugs?

[@clickstatgaming]

@Kyler Rogers true

[@EarthAuto]

You mean to tell me that I wasn't suffering in this Christmas heat all these years? That I don't get swooped by magpies? So christmas has been cold all this time, instead of hot? I'm just dumbfounded

[@tiaangove7583]

Rag : I can't speak today Daz: YOU CAN'T THINK Me: (laughing) I CAN'T BREATHE

[@giocattolo0126]

Can confirm, as an Australian i watched this video, immediately walked outside to check and fell through the floor! that was three days ago... i only just respawned

[@unidentified_user8653]

😂

[@Afxoxoxoxo]

Omg this is so funny

[@nabzisi3928]

I'm in not Australian but don't worry I know you you guys are real.

[@GhosterGames]

Lmao 😂

[@tully23]

Omg😱

[@gemmalow6515]

Love how he can fathom New Zealand, but Australia just blows his mind.

[@dallasfrost1996]

Literally.. like how? I'm a kiwi and found this hilarious.

[@ryanburgess7438]

@@dallasfrost1996 kia ora 🇳🇿

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960]

@@dallasfrost1996 your a kiwi? Omg a talking fruit, this is crazy

[@dallasfrost1996]

@@ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960 Lmao, I see what you did there! Nice one. Not the first time too.

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960]

@@dallasfrost1996 teehee, it's probably an overused joke but it was definitely funnier than a little brown ball of a bird.

[@Ivy-px9wr]

Me being Aussie: 🎉I THINK IM SPECIAL❤

[@kraiaikrai8962]

"Every Australian is a paid actor" **Shows empty wallet** Sorry I don't enough money to buy you some brain cells 😂🖐️

[@viktor681]

If we're paid actors then why don't I have any money. Am I being ripped off? Where do I get my paycheck?

[@tia5827]

i want my money, Gon

[@denisemahon7181]

Roasted

[@juniormeafua3288]

Why has nobody told me we we’re getting payment

[@lumbagogaming2129]

If it weren’t real than where would we put our prisoners

[@xplo8950]

"everyone who is living in Australia is not real" Me, an Australian: Contemplates life

[@The_Slayer-dh7bt]

Australia: Mr Stark I don’t feel so good

[@clouds3002]

The Slayer 😂😂😂

[@DarkninjaJustin]

I from Australia we know Butter

[@ciara6138]

*anime gasp* your a holograph!

[@sataniccat-girlwithagun3300]

You are real, you koala kangaroo spider man U.U

[@m00nie58]

Australian gov-*sweats nervously* American gov- is it true? 'Australia'? .... Australian gov- left the chat

[@lfs8600]

Lol

[@McMaceymeal]

As a “so called” Aussie I can confirm we are not existent

[@TiagD-d7s]

Lucky

[@cayla_echo]

Him: Australia isn’t real Me: mr stark, I don’t feel so good.

[@veronicaransom9751]

That hurt

[@randomgurl5530]

*we did it Mr.Stark, we won*

[@alastorangeldust4354]

I smell a very underrated comment

[@v4mpyy.]

Tony stark is the best meme. What would the world of memes be without him 😂

[@alastorangeldust4354]

@@v4mpyy. he's not the best meme actually

[@megancollier9945]

“Someone needs a therapist, someone needs a therapist...” God dammit Daz!!! You made me spill my tea😂😭❤️

[@megancollier9945]

Julious Lucas ???

[@glassman1419]

I saw this comment and then a second later Daz said that

[@theodormyhra3302]

Melody 22 oh no the tea

[@CinnyCinnamon_]

Melody 22 oooh spill that tea buddeh

[@towiiiaany7436]

The kangaroos are *tRiGGerED*

[@karkatpark1328]

How do you save comments 😉

[@heywassupweirdos4383]

U are a genius commentator

[@ellisehughes1963]

So is jazzadraws the very popular Australian youtuber

[@thedarkenedangel1332]

Daz: how did we get here Me: it’s called the rabbit hole of KZbin 😂

[@elerirobinson5857]

When I clicked on this I was like wtf ? .... then when I watched this I’m still like wtf ???

[@leahhegarty3400]

Eleri Robinson same

[@zuzu6864]

Same mate

[@toastiester772]

Eleri Robinson Same eh.

[@ParsnipParsely]

The title had me more confused than the person

[@maddieokefefe4874]

Aren’t we all

[@myc_luck2353]

Rag Reynolds: "Australia isn't real" Captain Cook: (Rolls in his grave)

[@Hi-Fitxt]

Rolls over in the stomachs of aborigines lol

[@Hi-Fitxt]

Big up the teesside legend himself lol

[@tillishaj3017]

OMG RIP CAPTAIN COOK LoL🥲

[@spedxmus1513]

Lol

[@amour3849]

rolls over onto his genocide creation

[@mariekaylor1007]

This whole time I was thinking I was Australian, guess I’m a “dumb dumb”? 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@tiffanystevens1304]

ToTheWindowToTheWall well you know the truth now 😂😉

[@disturbanceatthedancingpla7740]

Yep, we're all dumb dumbs😹

[@poppyrogers2690]

Same 😂😂

[@aleksi2331]

You sthooopid

[@dawndere1026]

You idoit 😂

[@abismith1043]

Do you wanna know the truth... Daz - YES I take that back..... Daz - OKAY

[@victorruel4186]

Australia: doesn’t exist Their bushfires: allow us to introduce ourselves. Edit: plz stop commenting this post I’m trying to sleep

[@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD]

Yeah I almost made an Australia dosent exist joke them remembered that. Australias really taking a beating. Cant wait to go there one day

[@Lovelylyly5778]

You should go to Australia I live here and without the bushfires and stuff it’s beautiful

[@deannetattam2482]

Yea dude

[@WOWWORLD9845]

My dad was a volunteer firefighter in the fires, he was getting a family out of a house and was so close like an inch away from being crushed by part of flaming roof

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

I think Australia: "doesnt exist" Would've been a better thing to say

[@deletedsorry2441]

"Australian is actually New Zealand" Steve Irwin: Badger hold my beer

[@16xthedetail76]

Steve irwin: Hold my crocodile!

[@sazsaz1615]

Billy T James: bro hold my afro

[@hudsonlloyd2146]

Deleted Sorry no it’s not I live in Australia

[@mugetsu8580]

Adriel Human Crocodile holds him in his mouth RIP Steve Irwin

[@thread7539]

I live in Australia, yet i am told i am in New zealand. YET WHERE IS MY GOOD WIFI

[@leahballantynemusic]

Guy: They're actually landing in New Zealand Me: chokes on milo

[@Chrissyboyoyoy]

𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚣𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛

[@soumitramondal3076]

I feel like this guy drugged himself...or is just like those flat earthers.....sorry if I am offensive

[@fargurubunga3444]

Soumitra Mondal i kind of feel flat earthers are just people who took a joke too far but they already got too deep into it to turn back.

[@soumitramondal3076]

@@fargurubunga3444 that's true.... They are highly misinformed.....

[@SomRandomGuyOnline]

someone takes him to Australia. guy: This isn't Australia. Australian: really let's see, look at that spider over there. its bigger than you! the guy:

[@erinkenney8553]

Guy: Australia isn’t real Daz: LINDA call the asylum

[@wetaftem7771]

im an aussie and his full of shit

[@mariojudah9865]

tim Leahy But are you real?

[@wetaftem7771]

@@mariojudah9865 yeah mate true blue

[@katm7879]

@@wetaftem7771 same mate

[@hayleymarieharris7228]

Vekezeus Ow yea mate.

[@anotherrandominternetuser1149]

10:43 Daz: How did we get from Australia not being real to here? Me: it's called down the KZbin rabbit hole its dark down there

[@itachiuchiha1526]

Read this as it was said.

[@ingridgersbeck7813]

I'm Australian, and I'm just laughing. Is he really being serious? I can't tell. 😂

[@funnyvideobudspageandb.w6867]

Same

[@Matthewp8661]

XD same

[@eclipsemoonlight1341]

Ingrid Gersbeck how dare he speak so badly of my home country

[@ingridgersbeck7813]

I honestly think we're being trolled. I can't take this person seriously. Lmao

[@tryme190]

Samee

[@Yassified_Shoto_Todoroki_]

As a New Zealander I can confirm we are actually Australia

[@vrstappen]

it doesnt exist tho

[@snrg_klaus]

@@vrstappen really ?? 😭😂

[@alfieh9286]

The guy telling us Australia isn’t real: They drug you on the plane Me: this guy don’t need to be drugged, he already did it

[@siennacarloff4950]

I was born is Australia and I’ve never been drugged and I don’t eat when I go on flights around Australia, LOL a drug does not last for over 10 years, this guy is so stupid, LOL

[@siennacarloff4950]

And that’s true that guy is is drugged

[@randomuzer266]

I’m Scottish, we don’t claim this person as one of our own.

[@xemmaharrisonx9919]

Nope nope we don’t

[@forestwombat3456]

Turns out he's actually Walsh, living in Wales and pretends to be Scoctish...an Australian content creator researched him and has called Mr. Dumb Dumb out on his lies and weak attempt at trash talking.

[@randomuzer266]

@@forestwombat3456 well then we definitely don’t claim him lol.

[@danyrose1697]

Indeed we do not, Idc where he is but if he’s pretending to be Scottish. How dare he 🤣

[@whiterose_9461]

Must be on drugs I guess XD

[@kobesrejectedcuts7574]

“Is this the real life?” Is this just fantasy?” “Caught in a landslide” “No escape from reality”

[@eceaydin1274]

Open your eyes... Look up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeee AUSTRALİA

[@nj7115]

this is hilarious xD

[@bryce33]

Open your eyes and see The truth you f**king idiot

[@theadventuresofarlo_]

Kayla Blue ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESN’T REALLY MATTER TO ME.. TO ME- I love Queen but this song was made for him.. he should listen lol 😂

[@Nina-is-here-2024]

…IF AUSTRALIA ISNT REAL, WHERE TF AM I FKN LIVING!? AREA 51!?

[@ttatomixyt]

😂

[@saramason8362]

me, a 18 year old: vibin in australia him: australia isnt real and they're all 8 year olds me: oh tea

[@erinwatts1798]

Aussie life for life

[@emmamccarthy178]

We ‘Australians’ are exsposed oh shit

[@zenetenergy4347]

Australia is the monster under his bed and he’s telling himself that it’s not real

[@katechamberlain8501]

That made me laugh

[@warmpepsi9956]

@Sam HIGGINS hahaha

[@erhhhh27]

@Sam HIGGINS Good one 😂

[@shel8573]

Omg yes 👍

[@toker_poker420]

Lmfao like beggar

[@syurcic]

Daz: "i hugged a koala, it felt so real...he clawed at my nipple" Me: chokes on my coke and dies of laughing.

[@SinewyParrot]

Rip

[@veronicah9965]

Just ignoring the "Australia isn't real" thing.... the "Demi Lovato thing has me thinking that someone needs to call the cops and bring K-9s to his house to make sure he isn't holding anyone hostage.

[@MrIcarusEl]

As a fellow Australian, I find this the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. I guess I'm not real!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Hahaha better to find out now, I suppose.

[@hello.princess7773]

Lol me too

[@funnyvideobudspageandb.w6867]

Lol AUSSIES ARE PEOPLE TOO

[@moi.morgan]

Same

[@jaidaalicia9116]

we all arent real D;

[@brentonspry5608]

I had no idea my life is a lie I have grown up in Australia for 16 years and now I don’t exist dear god

[@valerievillacorta7968]

yeah that's really shocking. Oh man I hope you find a new place to live. All those memories just gone.

[@redgachacat1014]

YOU ARE REAL IT'S JUST THIS GUY IS STUPID!!

[@kaylaanne3281]

blueberry Sans female it’s called sarcasm😂 they’re being sarcastic

[@user-vf5kv5yg9x]

You may not be real, but you can be a dumb dumb.. But you're very smart! 😂

[@kentrosvlogs7496]

Brenton Spry lmaooooo

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

First Canada. Now Australia? What's next? America? 😂

[@MadiBendy]

It’s already not real. Lol

[@jensoop]

despicable scum of society I wish it wasn’t

[@tylerjameslapointe5383]

despicable scum of society no it’s Japan. You really land in a place called Tokyo

[@saraheast2726]

No, mars

[@iidkbreezii]

despicable scum of society nothing is real anymore 🤦🏻‍♀️ mAnDeLLa EfFeCtS gUyS

[@eva_xplr13]

the fact this dude responded to this is insane 😭

[@imga_ayuwu4657]

Thiis is the result of CRACK HEAR ME CRACK Rag Reynolds: their all dum dumms Daz : DUM DUMS?!? WHAT ARE WE FIVE !!!!

[@chelseastevenson3702]

I thinks he's on more then just crack

[@imga_ayuwu4657]

@@chelseastevenson3702 lol yeah

[@imga_ayuwu4657]

@@chelseastevenson3702 its more like he's taken every drug

[@benjifallout4903]

@@imga_ayuwu4657 Its not crack its something worse... *CRACC*

[@weatherreport587]

XD I read this when he sed it

[@chelseapotts2100]

Him: Australia isn't real Me: then how the f*** am I breathing

[@lordofgraphite]

DiDnT yOu WaTcH tHe THe VIdEO?!?! you're actually in new zealand high off your face!!! XD XD XD

[@hermionebeifong9285]

Same then how I’m breathing

[@Mysticphishphan]

Chelsea Potts me to

[@markis030209]

I live in Australia if u actually believe that’s it’s not real come to the country. And we are not dumb dumbs < that’s being a child.

[@lobiseja3517]

You are on new Zealand 🤡

[@iguessimfabulous1529]

Dude: “Australia isn’t REALLLLL!” Me: *literally siting in Australia, eating a vegemite sandwich, looking at the koala in my tree and the kangaroos in my yard.* “Oh shiz wow, guess I don’t exist.” *me realising I have friends from New Zealand who tell me they can’t talk cuz it’s “too late”* “OH SO THEIR LYINGGGG! IF IM IN NEW ZEALAND THEN WERE IN MUCH MORE SIMILAR TIME ZONES!”

[@caleburquhart2265]

ツᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ʙᴏx in my 15 years of living in Australia I have never seen a koala in the wild

[@primelxcify]

ツᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ʙᴏx i wish I was u I love koalas and then just eating a delicious sandwich and kangaroos jumping around me that’s the dream! And he sucks what a f*cking idiot

[@Mildred._.]

ツᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ʙᴏx lol

[@primelxcify]

How did u get that smiley face?

[@michaelscott5217]

Caleb great gaming Urquhart it is all just an elaborate scheme by the government

[@2Bored2Name]

Him: Australians are paid actors Me:🤨 Me still broke as af:❌💵

[@melo8582]

So i'm not real? *SNAPS FINGERS* Crikey i don't feel so good

[@landoneidson6294]

DuBsTeP Mister Stark I don't feel so good

[@francoiamlercs386]

noice

[@meganyogurt6471]

@@landoneidson6294 now thats just too far

[@landoneidson6294]

Megan Muffin Haha theres no such thing

[@wolfbld4040]

DuBsTeP 😂😂

[@tomstank3776]

"Most of the are 8 years old" Aussie's : at least we don't have an egg for a head

[@woody8238]

Cool family vlogs trur

[@Walshy1817]

Cool family vlogs hahah

[@georginahoward20]

Good one

[@corynelson8030]

Good one lol

[@cjfc5]

Cool family vlogs I'm 10

[@ballsniggah]

*rag in his room*: "AUSTRALIA IS NAWT REAL!" His parents downstairs: "That's it Karen, he's getting put up for adoption"

[@johannagry8270]

Lmao

[@michellegemima7585]

XD

[@shan0901]

fw.tjayy__ 07 this comment made my day 😂😂😂

[@binslvr1024]

Mate it would be like this “damn it Karen this kid is getting thrown in the Australia bush fires” Bushfires: I might stop now Parents: Karen we are starting new bushfires idc he’s dying -throws him in- Australia doesn’t exist eyyy

[@leonmarshall8727]

What a smeg head

[@mysterymagic2650]

As an Australian I love the truth guy, he’s so funny 😭

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

“Australia isn’t real.” The British that literally used it as a free jail for hundreds of years: “............”

[@charliee128]

.............................................

[@magicmia1358]

True

[@grandmasterbiff9716]

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@Zackislivid]

*welcome to the penal soilder, fight your way out to get a 2nd chance for redeployment*

[@Semicon07]

Not 'hundreds of years' 80 to be exact. 1788 - 1868

[@ni4m_h]

'they drug u, australia isnt real' me: then what happened to you?

[@NoName-ls5py]

He looks like his on drugs

[@cadrejeff]

who tf is that in your pfp

[@annie7253]

As a fellow Australian, I have a message for this dude "Are you saying I was born on a fooking shark ?!?"

[@IbrahimAli-ck3lt]

I'm dead XD

[@notjahseh4425]

🤣💀

[@Ok-zc1uu]

Ibrahim Ali no you’re not

[@IbrahimAli-ck3lt]

@@Ok-zc1uu i have revived

[@bread_1013]

@@IbrahimAli-ck3lt 😂🤣🤣

[@oscarclay7689]

This guy is The perfect example of what not to grow up to be😂

[@nelly-phae7868]

When I heard him say “They actually land in New Zealand” I died 😂💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@williamseery9535]

I thought it was the United kingdom

[@evierameri5791]

Landing in New Zealand Hahahhahahha

[@nelly-phae7868]

No Dor_i_tos 😂😂😂

[@nelly-phae7868]

Evie Rameri 😂😂

[@luvelina8451]

Same, saying Australia is NewZealand well i never new i lived in two different countries at the same time.

[@wolfsdontcareyz9174]

Daz: Is it in the orange juice Daz: Someone needs a therapist someone NEEDS a THERAPIST

[@deadfish1593]

I’m Australian. So you know what that means! I’m a dum dum actor!

[@morgansmith8074]

Are you being paid because I’m not ☹️

[@deadfish1593]

I thought I was the only one!! Finally someone else who’s not getting paid!!

[@morgansmith8074]

😂

[@kycic9449]

I just died...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mapletrea]

Trashpanda08 and milo and fairy bread are imaginary foods lol Do ppl still think that Komodo dragons are native to Australia? Also my Australian af keyboard almost autocorrected komodo to kookaburra lol how

[@Psycholover554]

Its not in the orange juice Daz, its in the water 😂 Love your Channel!!

[@TWOCAPTAINS]

i'm surprised he thinks australia ain't real, usually people think my country, new zealand, doesn't exist. i mean we're already excluded from 70% of world maps

[@dinaamjad9854]

I always forget that new zealand exists 😂

[@TWOCAPTAINS]

wow i'm ashamed

[@dinaamjad9854]

life's a cup of tae nobody told you to live in a ghost country that looks like Australia. 😂😛

[@rainbowflowerpower4464]

Haha, poor New Zealand, always being forgotten even though it’s a pretty cool place

[@GreenyAU]

MATE new Zealand is real, but did you know it has it's own tectonic plate, scientists only recently found this out But sadly new Zealand is my little brother/sister (I'm Australian) Really new Zealand isn't on many maps

[@MrZombieGuy]

*Australia has left the group chat* America: Oh shit, where's Australia gone? Europe: Whats Australia?

[@KrissaKween707]

Im incredibly offended i am English- which is in Europe- and i know exactly what Australia is!!... Btw this is a joke 😂

[@lgrask1762]

Lowkey America: Oh, Australia isn’t real man.

[@oliviagalaxiaaa]

*Scotland

[@avsgaming03]

its more like opposite, americans doesnt know where anywhere is

[@fag9073]

England discovered Australia

[@thecosmicone2878]

Me:*looks out window toward gum tree* *whispers* my life is a lie

[@haymaypay]

I always watch daz when I'm studying or completing assignments, for some reason I find it really easy watching and even stressing about course work I can just sit and watch it haha

[@meme_queen_1576]

If Australia isn’t real.... Then how am I real? Illuminati confirmed.

[@confusedspiders8897]

Meme_Queen _1 you’re not real illuminati confirmed 😂😂😂

[@charlizerae8810]

I’m not real.. *cries* My life has been a lie. 😭😭

[@confusedspiders8897]

Charlize Rae no your life has been a hoax😂😂

[@amycampbell8177]

You aren’t real, youtube bot

[@spookysushicat]

Im not real either 😔

[@carlypetrak7520]

He’s claiming Australia isn’t real and then 2 seconds later he’s crying and pretending to be Demi Lovato and a piece of bacon so idk what’s happening anymore tbh😂

[@ThinMints420]

Mhmmmm bacon

[@ThinMints420]

TheBigOnion big pp moment

[@kiwileste141]

😂

[@Shishio7512]

Anime Co hi Saitama

[@ThinMints420]

Gon do I have to be your master?

[@scp19751]

Rag renalds: I took the drug, and I started seeing things *its called being high*

[@SpectreSouls]

Alex Price Acid trip much?

[@Lizzy-Chan]

Then where tf is my pay check!? I’m waiting for cash bro 😤

[@erin983]

When that guy started singing I was tryna figure out how Daz wasn't laughing-

[@kantofilms9167]

Cause it wasnt funny

[@erin983]

@@kantofilms9167 Then I guess my sense of humor is broken😀

[@bluboi2424]

@@kantofilms9167 yes it was l o l

[@annaleisecooke3087]

What time?

[@kayleecaple3955]

@@annaleisecooke3087 10:21 mark

[@keithkogane2351]

Daz: "How do you define real!?" Socrates: "to do is to be" Plato: "to be is to do" Scooby: "do be do" Edit: omg so many likes excoose me?

[@eviebrown3244]

That made me chuckle

[@MorgansShithole]

*HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK*

[@keithkogane2351]

@@MorgansShithole??? 😂

[@askiqkwaawllq2055]

You dropped something. ‘👑’

[@nobody_08-c8h]

That was a good one

[@50shadesoffactsandlogic3]

I think the magic mushrooms are getting to him...

[@BaconTowel]

Im sick of these people saying an entire nation doesn't exist like what level of stupidity do you have to be on to believe this

[@prehz]

Him: AUSTRALIA IS NOT REAL!! Me in my house in Australia: *disapears*

[@DucksAreCool_AF]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@willllljd]

haha 😂

[@christopherbetancourt4643]

Mr ambassador I dont feel so good

[@FortBuscusNathanielXVI]

Damn he spoke you out of existence. RIP

[@Jg-rp5eg]

It's all lies you're in New Zealand

[@eriktitchener1522]

When he started singing someone need a therapist I just died.

[@pastelgre12]

same i liteally fell on the floor and started laughing

[@maiya3192]

"Australia isn't real" "Me sitting in an Australian house eating crakers and drinking tea thinking":Then were the f#@k am i !!??

[@sevonos1164]

Iceland

[@chillout4439]

New Zealand,where do you think?

[@cartii.]

Sevonos you 👏 arent 👏 funny

[@DucksAreCool_AF]

Your a Georgia productions. Haha

[@DucksAreCool_AF]

@@sevonos1164 you are at the bottom of the ocean

[@harrisonlol09]

As an official Australian resident, I must go see a therapist about my strange beliefs of living in australia

[@tammysporry7076]

“They’re all drugged” Me: SO IVE BEEN HIGH SINCE BIRTH THEN YOU ABSOLUTE PILLOCK

[@sadiesof]

Pillock is such a good word

[@mollyypop_0]

This made me laugh so hard Not many comments make me laugh as much

[@tammysporry7076]

@@mollyypop_0 damn thanks. Glad you liked it

[@mollyypop_0]

@@tammysporry7076 np lol

[@big_dingo8149]

I searched up keratin it's in Fucking nail polish this guy is a lunatic not proud of him as a scot.