Daz Watches Diss Tracks

[@gusolmy1302]

Editor: so how much auto tune do u want? Jake: yes

[@jamesmaddock9678]

😂

[@sheep2134]

to true

[@lanaeha3896]

I so thought that said auto tuna 😂

[@sonnysanchez1589]

I can’t breathe 😅😂😂😂

[@brennann9081]

Let’s go Celtics

[@itsjustJD_]

Daz: doesn’t like distracks 3 years later: makes one on the vegan teacher 😂

[@louismorgan2679]

I was waiting to find a comment about that 😂

[@Heluvsactivlr]

Ikr 😅

[@charlieholloway2072]

He made a diss track against Cassidy boon to

[@jathinrao8032]

@@charlieholloway2072 that one was amazing lol

[@thehellbeast3483]

I was about to comment that :(

[@LB06_]

2016-dab 2017-diss tracks 2018-boxing 2019-Weird clothing 2020-gas masks and gas suit

[@lukejames8446]

No bcs boxing was on 18 and 19 and 17

[@LB06_]

@@lukejames8446 ok but it was more noticed in 2018 and 19 and this is just an example so it's not needed to be corrected.

[@lukejames8446]

@@LB06_ well why weird clothing on 19

[@LB06_]

@@lukejames8446 Because did u not see the fashion and I thought I said this convo is over it doesnt need a response

[@lukejames8446]

@@LB06_ so sym

[@thatonerandomgirl8355]

“We can’t go shopping anymore” That has 2020 written all over it

[@thegayone1911]

Hahaha! Thank you for the joke random girl!

[@itisiz2]

XD

[@promenade8599]

Who else is bored in quarantine and is just watching Daz

[@RJ-ji2tl]

StormBeast Playz me

[@promenade8599]

@@RJ-ji2tl k

[@adamm8268]

Me

[@rondlargengi8496]

Me

[@ironkai4282]

Me

[@JakeHockley]

Daz Black - Time For A Tea Party?!? (KZbin Disstrack)

[@yuripiIIed]

Jake's Reptiles ooh

[@dylan-ob9es]

Daz disses coffee

[@MrsCurioCheerio]

Jake's Reptiles I can already see the thumbnail as Daz wearing sunglasses and shadily sipping tea 😂😂

[@qtalo4246]

Fucking brilliant

[@brikenzie]

quite honestly the best comment I've read on here in a while

[@jamescarter3028]

I agree with all your opinions apart from W2S diss track. W2S diss track was noiceee

[@mrzombiestitch2463]

Faxxx

[@summergrosvenorlong]

straight facts

[@topgeezers1744]

Your not wrong

[@lancewilkes5258]

W2s is the goat tbf

[@forfa7645]

True

[@maxwell6074]

Daz is like the dad that everyone wants

[@Muscle_n_metal]

And the dad that one person has

[@sergepaquet7819]

Yessir

[@LIVI2835]

@Random Dude Ok random dude

[@LIVI2835]

@Random Dude I don't 😑 I actually hate it

[@LIVI2835]

@wethang gurl True 😊

[@carolynneperry6484]

Daz: * talks about how bad Jake's behaviour is * Me: Just wait till 2020!

[@steelforge6637]

What’s that mean

[@Ratoola.M]

@@steelforge6637 he said that anxiety doesn’t really exist,attacked Zayn Malik for no reason,said he feels bad for young stars when he became a “star" at 16 and he was charged with misdemeanor,trespassing and vandalism after looting a mall he posted photos and vids about it,the mall was in Arizona I’m not sure what he stole though

[@alten1426]

@@Ratoola.M and now he thinks he can fight Connor McGregor

[@rjbbvids5780]

@@Ratoola.M you forgot the forrest

[@georgia5139]

@@Ratoola.M what happened with Zayn

[@FaetriaArt]

"I guess I'll have to make a Diss Track at some point!" Cassidy Boon: Hell- Daz: *Darth Vader Noises*

[@pipfinn007]

I ligit just commented about that as well 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@caspiroo23]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@harmonyluttrull5744]

haha best part about seeing this :) is that that as the video next up

[@jumanjipineapples630]

IMO he sounded more like kylo than Vader

[@rayzeeb5759]

daz: "I don't like diss tracks" daz 2020: "I'm about to end this vegan's career"

[@agentdiabetes6639]

Ayooo

[@xolio1993]

at least say the dead meme right. "whole career".

[@noahknightdrumming5741]

And now it’s Tate

[@spoon.doggle5506]

"GOOD AFTERNOON! YOUR MUM LOOKS LIKE KIM JON UN!" who remembers that?🤣🤣

[@tod0rokinugget956]

ME LMAOOO! ALSO I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@spoon.doggle5506]

@@tod0rokinugget956 ah thanks man!😂

[@equinelife5837]

iconic

[@darrenforsyth666]

yeh hAAAAAAAaaAaAaaaaa

[@whatthehell3041]

W2S the god of disstracks

[@joegrogan1124]

“Word I can’t say as a white man” 😂😂

[@poisonedpear5192]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@cianoneill_]

😂

[@aislingparker2216]

I laughed much

[@THEGamer-lx2fh]

The N word

[@kzneverlack]

@@THEGamer-lx2fh no shit sherlock

[@play4ryt670]

Daz: "Mothers worst nightmare is driving without hands" Me: "Jake IS THE worst nightmare of a mother"

[@erinwatts1798]

Hi

[@play4ryt670]

@@erinwatts1798 Hi?

[@play4ryt670]

@@jordanm8563 No, it really isn't did you even listen to what was in the video?

[@softie7904]

@@jordanm8563 This was not the slightest harsh, it was also a phrase said in the video. I guess you didn't fully watch the video?

[@play4ryt670]

@@softie7904 lmao he deleted the comment

[@immediocrefruit3593]

No one: Daz: “Poo-dee-pie” I’m dead 😂

[@breebillingsley9877]

funnyboijason • i know i scrolled all the way just to find someone who noticed it

[@musicforlife2736]

Yay I thought i was the only one who heard that😂🤣

[@bilsbeanz2255]

funnyboijason • Fly high

[@parkerp5470]

I rewatched that part so many times LMAO

[@wizardry4242]

Dude I was wondering the same thing, if I was the only person that heard him say “Poo-Dee-Pie.” 😂😂

[@ems3267]

I'm sorry the Sidemen disstracks were class

[@ebonyhare3640]

I binge watch them every month

[@mxnaq9051]

@Kristian Mijic yes ikr

[@eforster9480]

Fax

[@eforster9480]

@@ebonyhare3640 ye I’m sure all sidemen viewers

[@cheddarcheese5308]

Vikkstars was the only one that was any good.

[@eli_cameron2824]

“Could start a wild fire bigger than your imagination” Australia in 2020. That didn’t age well

[@mattptheguy]

At least Australia is free from the bushfires now

[@eli_cameron2824]

Matthew the Guy it is nice not being on fire

[@isaacweeny]

Australia said “ Bet “

[@2p_adobe493]

.

[@mycatnoirmrs.agreste3656]

And the amazon

[@warrenryan6484]

1900s Man: I bet there will b flying cars and cures for cancer in the future 2018 Diss tracks, Paul brothers, people setting fires, idiots and the beautiful dazzlers

[@warrenryan6484]

Yay I was the first to like my comment and comment on it cuz no one else will;)

[@samstraff954]

Warren Ryan don’t forget about having to actually tell people not to eat tide pods. 😂🤦‍♂️

[@henjoh69]

And 2018 has also tryhards, and FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD FORTNITE RAGING KIDS!!!

[@henjoh69]

Kiley Toti da fucks wrong with you?

[@lulu2056]

Warren Ryan 😂

[@TheFunnyGuy9000]

We have tea parties. We react to videos. We are Dazzlers.

[@jemy4091]

TheFunnyguy9000 ew shut the fuck up (I’m just kidding)

[@lloydsmith9542]

Yeah we are the dazzlers he such watch finished by bazinga because it's awesome.

[@clwvlohs9060]

TheFunnyguy9000 every 1 loves tea

[@harveymensah1729]

TheFunnyguy9000 True dat

[@ninjareddawn5002]

why would i tell you nah

[@quantumcelt]

Daz: “Why do youtubers rap?” A year later: Makes a rap song called “Clickbait”

[@yaqubmiah92]

It's not really a rap song it was a jokey song that wasn't serious

[@myahrain6457]

This youtuber is my shit he's like hella funny and I dig his content. Keep doing what you do best Daz and never give it up. :)

[@juxhy8094]

N1ght Mvres agreed.

[@DudeImStoned]

He's never gonna give you up, he's never gonna let you down..

[@chloe-rw4xw]

N1ght Mvres You sound like an edgy 12 year old but NoN OfFEnSE

[@myahrain6457]

Paint Au Chocolat I'm 14. I'm pretty sure a twelve year old couldn't obtain as much maturity as of how I act. I mean I know we don't know each other throughly and you've checked my content but don't go straight into the picture and assume stuff you have no recommendation in. Thanks, and this isn't an insult I was clearly stating my opinion on how I feel about his channel.

[@stitchowi]

N1ght Mvres Why DO people diss Exactly 12 year Olds? THEY CAN BE MATURE. (Im not 12)

[@kendal1944]

"Poodiepie" If daz days it like that, we all do.

[@hazeltree7738]

NightcoreFreak It you days it like that we all do I day that it isn't the right spelling though

[@idonz6915]

It was a typo chill out damn

[@hazeltree7738]

Caleb Berry I was joking Chill out

[@puririiin]

Pivot Animations _says 'chill out' but was the only one getting bent out of shape about spelling_

[@hazeltree7738]

Sofia 'Chiara' Vargas You completely ignored the part right over chill out where I said "I was joking" Therefore I wasn't getting bent out about it.

[@benmcbride7269]

Only OG’s remember when KZbin was for tutorials

[@ct83oldaccount43]

Only og’s remember when youtubers used to say “like, subscribe and FAVOURITE the video 😂

[@caspiroo23]

Has nothing to do with this comment, but your name is so close to my dad's I genuinely got kinda scared-

[@beanborne6949]

I can remember fax emailing me 3 years back when I emailed him that I was suicidal, he helped out so much, now I’m at Harvard med as happy as ever, thank you daz

[@auzyc]

The indian tutorials

[@simply4buddies89]

Random fact: KZbin was originally made for dating

[@Vbbbbbb2121]

Daz: Y are there disstracks 3 years later: makes a disstrack on the vegan teacher 👩‍🏫

[@benjaminroderick8937]

He made one on Cassidy Boon before this

[@mars_lol.69]

🦀That vegan teacher is gone🦀

[@Vbbbbbb2121]

@@mars_lol.69 yea

[@robynd4546]

Daz: ugh, why do KZbinrs rap? also Daz: *HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIED TO BEFORE* *BY A KZbinR YOU ADORE...*

[@kalesifae]

I love you for this lmao

[@neuroticgurl0295]

Robyn D Now we have...

[@savsybunny7955]

If he didn’t do it then he would’ve died by now

[@jinnouchii]

Eh, at least it rhymes.

[@user-if2hg9om8k]

Robyn D daz can rap though have you heard the Vader diss track 😂😂😂😂 straight fire 🔥

[@Itsbxby.drizzy]

3:40 worlds best impression of jake paul 😂 Daz is 100% accurate

[@icedfin1261]

Lmao

[@bonsterplayz3025]

Yeah totes accurate

[@Gacha_x_Misty]

@@bonsterplayz3025 He is! Xd

[@milkssiah]

everyone's making diss tracks, all I wanna do is review milk

[@icedcoffeehoe]

Anxsty Tea Bags I praise you in so many ways

[@caitlinskurrrtx1910]

Anxsty Tea Bags oh hi it's me I'm subbed to u and commented on ur vids 😂💙x

[@AproudphilLester]

Ask ryan ross he has a good one

[@yuripiIIed]

KANEDGY The emo ghoul then go on his channel

[@yuripiIIed]

Very gay Child yES

[@jordyt1700]

If Daz loves lyrics, I would love to see him react to NF, he's incredible.

[@avawalker9269]

NF really is amazing.

[@madisonbrowder43]

Agreed!! Intro 3 I think he would really like!!

[@dakotablack9338]

OMFG he really should.

[@dilaraongan]

When your food tastes disgusting 5:00

[@justinpettit8282]

Dilara Strawberry SOO TRUEE

[@likeAboss98765432345]

Yeah just like my grandmas cooking

[@flux3942]

XD ded

[@Fmwthn]

daz games is the best youtuber in the universe

[@Fmwthn]

its tru he is

[@rebeccahurst3558]

Why did you reply to yourself

[@rebeccahurst3558]

Rebecca Hurst yeah i hate that too

[@shalomrai4494]

I hate the fact that there is only 23 likes 😹

[@Fmwthn]

:]

[@nickneusch]

Guys remember how all of this madness started... it all started from "It's everyday bro" and then everything escalated from there

[@cliffsenac2825]

NCN Sports it's really stupid tbh, childish at most

[@mahirahmed2803]

NCN Sports nope the spark that caused the fire was rice gum

[@nickneusch]

Mahir Ahmed um... didn't jake paul diss alissa violet in its everyday bro... oh yeah im right

[@dashaottley9931]

Mahir Ahmed no jake paul started it

[@zeno7396]

NCN Sports it's not Jake's fault that people can't take a fucking joke

[@hallethomas1038]

me: *sees w2s, ksi, behz, and deji in the thumb nail* *casually puts in air pods and smile to myself*

[@jasixonise2785]

maybe not deji and jake but everybody else *indeed*

[@STALKirby]

@@jasixonise2785 just jake not Deji he’s chill

[@elle6345]

@@STALKirby agreed mate.

[@GebronLames]

Daz: driving without hands is dangerous Tesla: am I a joke to u

[@bodkinpop5505]

This is the only guy who’s gonna get me thru quarantine 🥴🥴

[@brianomeara1842]

Ya that's so true

[@icyylol376]

Yea same

[@holzryan2077]

So true tho

[@calleedowns8192]

@vicnel 443 ummmmm...

[@calleedowns8192]

@vicnel 443 OH nothing..

[@z4in987]

3:40 The perfect impression of jake singing or rapping(can’t really tell)

[@flaming_croc]

Z4IN my god

[@No_One_Here9025]

I like Daz's version better

[@logixalspeed6923]

ear rape

[@georgia_4029]

Daz: I don’t like diss tracks Also daz: makes a diss track about that vegan teacher

[@baileyueheh]

So

[@AloneInThePark]

Sorsha, Cassidy Boon

[@vanessashrek]

I wanna drink tea with Daz ;-;

[@savannahsmiles5263]

Vanessa Esslinger same 😂

[@CloroxBleach-rf6fn]

Vanessa Esslinger take a sip

[@vanessashrek]

Nvm i rather drink bleach XD

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xP

[@themessiah8365]

Vanessa Esslinger I wanna drink daz

[@austintoth2181]

This dude is fucking hilarious

[@justvibin7576]

This dude? This is the Dazzling Lord himself man.

[@machielludik6505]

Austin Toth tooo true!!!

[@adwoaboateng4673]

Austin Toth lol tell me about it!!!

[@saphfire4002]

Austin Toth i totally agree!

[@ShirinMaryam]

Guys this guy has just found dazz like we all came here cos he was fucking hilarious did we so we should welcome him into to being a dazzler Dang i sound like the sensible one in the friend group 😂

[@ItsDaLRB]

he stopped Harry's diss track right before what is probably the best bit

[@wiilwsp4r60]

“We’re was y’all at when I was on email, stopping fans from killing them selves” You shouldn’t expect people to praise you for doing good deeds

[@DepressedMC]

Exactly, If your gonna do good expecting to be praised for it then dont bother doing good at all

[@springtrapsyeetland]

Your not the only one watching this in quarantine.

[@unappealingairbender]

Good to know that I'm not alone

[@your_mum_9121]

I know 🤣

[@bonsterplayz3025]

BonsterBunster love your username but that’s lefty not bonnie

[@snickers8872]

You're*

[@eckerdee]

@@snickers8872 gooooooooood

[@epicgirlygameryt-robloxmor5011]

2016 -dab 2017- diss tracks 2018- boxing

[@jc87234]

*sigh* I wonder what will be like in 2019

[@jamiechetwynd3813]

EpicGirlyGamerYT -Roblox & more unfortunately you are probably right.

[@bailey1361]

2019 - egg 😂

[@kennyforbes8948]

2019: the thotiana dance

[@NeverOhVer]

2019 - The end of the world

[@Poppypimp]

I think we can ALL agree diss tracks are the reason aliens don't bother contacting us

[@ivanarias5979]

Philscrustytreats lol

[@latishajaneatcha8950]

“That word as I can’t say as a white man” had me dead😂😂😂

[@nola3724]

5:34 'poo-de-pie' I died omg I'm sorry but- 😂

[@ds010870]

Poo not pew

[@Withered_Rose_Thorns]

“You want me in a noose” Coincidence, I THINK NOT

[@gacha_nora278]

LMAO

[@george-nt4ge]

wrong brother but i forgive you since they’re both wet cabbages

[@mialolahill5399]

@@george-nt4ge wet cabbages??😂😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna use that 🤣

[@yndrako]

Daz would make the best diss track 😂

[@class7427]

Stop YES

[@jakefoster8870]

Stop why have you got matthias eyes as your banner? 😂😂

[@jakefoster8870]

Stop you violated the law pay the fine or you will be sentenced

[@yndrako]

Jake Foster *I named my channel after Matthias too* 😂 *he use I say stop a lot*

[@jakefoster8870]

Stop 😂😂😂

[@harrison5569]

Little did he know, he would be making one on the most hated Vegan in the World!

[@star3shimmer536]

yeh 😂😂

[@not.kakashi2916]

Daz always laughs at his own jokes so easily and he makes me laugh to hard especially on the “Make me look like a llama”

[@beeguile6659]

“Want me in a noose” Well at least Logan would get on the news again

[@imdyingliterally2474]

dude now it’s like old news

[@JD-hx7yd]

Yeah

[@aqua_wt7472]

@@imdyingliterally2474 he commented that a year ago...

[@imdyingliterally2474]

the real one is here I know

[@lexiebee5018]

IM DYING literally not old news, just to you

[@panteautomatenpåmeny]

Eminem we need you

[@glaptoper]

Eminem is the best

[@theodoratepes2473]

Let's have a tea party with NF and eminem

[@THEDONSTR8Fightah76]

Not NF

[@THEDONSTR8Fightah76]

Eminem only.

[@hayden5399]

@@THEDONSTR8Fightah76 why?

[@coleplays1365]

Me here just finished listening to his song Clickbait Daz: soo it’s Clickbait is it

[@jtpitta]

The diss track trend is even worst than fidget spinners Edit: Wow 100 likes I'm famous

[@gtrfanboi5841]

Killer Assault fuck yes

[@mansandersson2743]

Killer Assault why? It's fun

[@TigerBears11]

Måns Andersson it's not. It's all this fake/overblown drama that takes the attention away from good KZbin content.

[@masonkinsella5379]

Killer Assault that's the most wrong thing i think I've ever heard

[@mansandersson2743]

Makenna sartorius even if it's fake it's still fun to see people diss each other

[@jessylangton8723]

OMG daz, you make me laugh so much! 😋💩😂

[@fatboi2181]

Jessy Langton .~.

[@jessylangton8723]

Nah I'm gay I was just leaving my opinion on the video after I saw it, so um, what's your problem?

[@zaonth1414]

Jessy Langton why did you put a poop emoji :|

[@jessylangton8723]

zaonth um.. do you have a problem with emojis or something because if you get fussed over something that small then you have a problem..

[@icouldntthinkofaname3984]

11:55 “a Word I can’t say as a white man” 😂😂

[@lexie6863]

Ur username same

[@ellashaw3253]

“Why do you think I do so well on You Tube” *licking the air * 🤣🤣🤣 Can’t get anymore Daz than that!

[@danielchamorro7084]

3:39 if anyone can survive this with volume all the way up with headphones, u r god.

[@Nemisis007]

same

[@xx0tavish0xx9]

Im a god

[@sellers..]

Imma god yay now i can spawn in a hearing aid No offence if thats rude

[@reesehale967]

I'm God

[@_._ciaran_._8237]

Daniel Chamorro no 1 can

[@lilililil7240]

This is why I'm British🙏

[@whatsup5914]

all of the sideman plus jj and deji are british

[@deeznuts-kb3vt]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🥚🥚🍞🍞☕☕

[@aktn8029]

You don't choose to be British muppet.

[@LB06_]

@@Lizzyhasrizz That doesnt matter! If you are in Britain and you have spent you life here then you are british 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@willowsbabychannel467]

🇬🇧🥚🥚🍞🍞☕️☕️🌧🌧

[@colethemole4847]

That insect joke got me sooo hard

[@theazrael9511]

Hey man keep it in ur pants

[@erintyson]

Daz: That wasn’t even a joke Daz: *Laughs right after* 😂😂😂

[@bessilloyd]

Daz you need to make a diss track about coffee because tea is life!!!!!

[@hidanjashin5613]

😂😂

[@kennyforbes8948]

bessi lloyd I know right

[@indigoflame7681]

I am drinking coffee rn but tea is my life. Tea is the best thing that ever happened, but coffee is a better source of caffeine.

[@kennyforbes8948]

NatTheCat :3 yasssss BITCH #TEASQUAD

[@gacha_nora278]

BOOOO NOOOOOO >:c

[@dag3014]

"want me in a noose" Logan Paul foreshadow.

[@jnightmare0]

Da G 😂

[@liamgrey7974]

It really be like that sometimes

[@gamingwithcharl6394]

Da G not cool dude

[@thegamingpanda6104]

Damn

[@jacobnovak2350]

Oh shit

[@Adam-vg8gs]

Logan Paul: Sets pool on fire Daz: That shit could have wiped out LA Australia: Am i a joke to you

[@Lunaria_Io510]

Well yes but no cause this is posted in 2017 soo :/

[@masterquasy4942]

Only in 2020

[@mrhaz8939]

@@masterquasy4942 No, you guys clearly aren’t from Australia because 2020 was not our only serious fire. Our most serious fire is called Black Saturday, search it up. We always have really bad fires out in our countryside/bush land areas. I don’t know why you think it’s only in 2020? Why do you think that?

[@mrhaz8939]

@@Lunaria_Io510 And? Australian fires still existed then lmao

[@rosiederhoter]

What about that gender reveal eh?

[@yoana4798]

Director: How many autotune do you want? Jake: YESS

[@sveinningigudjonsson]

You stole that joke

[@sveinningigudjonsson]

Shame

[@avawalker9269]

@@sveinningigudjonsson If you really think about it, all comments are stolen. It's pointless to say it.

[@savannahmarino2321]

when I try to flirt 5:20

[@ventix1348]

Not Named Marino

[@courtneylightninghope8290]

Not Named Marino lmao

[@gracieking9586]

you suck

[@gracieking9586]

at least i have on

[@gracieking9586]

i will i have chikens all around

[@amandalynn236]

Daz your not fat, your just the perfect size for hugs.

[@rickygee1233]

Amanda Lynn plump

[@theflyingpicklejar4137]

He’s like a teddy bear 😁

[@armyjhope5053]

tonight_bts ARMYY

[@homeskillet7423]

Lol not what a man wants to hear

[@carmen7207]

I rlly wana be friends with him 👉👈😔

[@keziamar7856]

DAZ PLEASE MAKE A FAKE DISS TRACK IMPERSONATING YOU TUBERS PLEASE

[@marisaqn]

Kunicørn Stevenson yassssss

[@brogansmith8868]

He did one on Cassidy Boon

[@Luna-dv5uz]

Tardis Media I remember that IT WAS SICK

[@brogansmith8868]

+sophie stewart The 1st non-cringy disstrack

[@legitelrac]

I agree

[@fetsangatsac5612]

Daz: why do youtubers rap?😅 A year later: “makes clickbait and raps”

[@killingeveedits8228]

So

[@killingeveedits8228]

@rick astley tbh I think he kinda did when saying ppl do use click bait a lot but other than that yeah he was joking, btw I wasn’t saying so to u

[@killingeveedits8228]

@rick astley exactly I completely agree

[@flamingogang743]

I would have liked this comment but it has 69 likes so I didn't

[@oceangames2460]

@@flamingogang743 POV: you’re a social reject.

[@rusef6795]

i don`t even care how old his reactions are, I just watch all of his videos in quarantine

[@velvetlight6222]

England is my city, Bitch no, mcdonalds is my sexuality - plus we need part 2! 🔥

[@whateveritsjustkay725]

Phantrash Asia is my Taco Bell

[@erineraa]

Phantrash Why, because it's open 24/7?😂 Jokesss, I don't even know if McDonald's is open 24/7 tbh

[@jeffzzzz1955]

Phantrash Bamboo Coffee Filter is my gender

[@riffturner7415]

Phantrash 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@The-vn5dw]

Phantrash Russia is my potty

[@crownedcreature1908]

Sooo, are we just gonna act like that diss track that Daz made against Cassidy Boon never happened??? (Lowkey the best diss track ever)

[@nitisharma8929]

It was pure fire, but you're right

[@AudenAdler]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5XCqah8idyHa9U

[@vintageazf1191]

JHOPE IS MY HOPE JIMIN HAS NO JAMS BTS ARMY!!!!!!!

[@aestheticbarbwire]

I just watched, what a coincidence 😂

[@z.j1551]

JHOPE IS MY HOPE JIMIN HAS NO JAMS well hello army

[@kwamisbetter]

Watching this In 2024

[@Herobrine-qj2xe]

Daz: why are disstracks so bad Eminem: 😢

[@lexie6863]

Eminem raps he doesn’t do diss tracks

[@Herobrine-qj2xe]

Actually he did a diss track on machine gun Kelly and Nick cannon. But good try just good try. He also came out with the kamikaze album which was a album to come back at machine gun Kelly.

[@nobody-fo9px]

Car looking like insects 😂😂😂

[@quakepls2845]

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@fluffyunicornstopmotionsmo2888]

Patrik the Gamer what?that's not even the person in the photo the person is a member of BTS

[@kendabreish2493]

Patrik the Gamer hahahahaha😂😂😂😂

[@makennagordon3556]

I'd die if Daz and Shane did a colab....SHOOKETH...lmao

[@unicornlover625]

Makenna sartorius YESSSS!

[@whateveritsjustkay725]

Makenna sartorius SHOOKETH IS DEAD

[@tokyo6017]

Makenna sartorius omg yess

[@antisocialomnivore5686]

Makenna sartorius sameeee

[@jeannettelarke4821]

Makenna sartorius YESSSDDDSSSHsnava

[@ieatpineapples9742]

12:12 I literally choked on me laughing way to hard in front of my mom Which made her question my existence even more.

[@tunnelthe_ttv]

Daz can you remember Captain cornflakes (your biggest hater!) do a diss track on him 😂😂

[@idkellie2060]

*Captin Cornflakes here* 😂😂

[@skylerkey8548]

Happy random Guy I agree lmfao

[@dylantaylor5861]

No a box with his face on it

[@alexmeza1835]

Good idea DAZ will crush him with his stomach lol

[@leongray9158]

Happy random Guy. Ill join u on that one 😂😂😂

[@harveycs4710]

3:39 when he said "hyesyhieaghidsregh" i really felt that

[@terrimcelhaney__]

😂😂😂

[@harveycs4710]

@@terrimcelhaney__ mate had no idea i got 21 likes rofl

[@Th3Bishop3]

and I loved the fact that you came to Australia, I COULD FINALLY MEET THE ULTIMATE TUBER (cringy joke, i know)

[@grey1580]

I saw Harry, Ethan and KSI in the thumbnail and as the Daz and Sideman obsessed child I had to watch it 😂😭🖐🏻

[@marydaydreams]

you were in AUSTRALIA and i found out now

[@keegan4854]

Mary Kakinda Ikr blink twice and he's gone

[@marydaydreams]

Squall Leonheart I really wanted to meet him maybe next time 😭😳😊💛

[@marydaydreams]

johny aardvark he said at the start of the video that he was filming things here in Australia

[@zely525]

Mary Kakinda me 😂😭

[@basketballismylife1936]

Mary Kakinda ikr but I'm inWA and he was in Brisbane /Melbourne

[@subscriberswithvideos-jo7lb]

Have you ever thought about it, a diss is about two men In a room writing poems about each other.

[@Donteventry..11]

3:40 pissed my pants😂😂 Edit: thanks for the likes♡♡♡

[@MAVORlC]

Izzyyy You look familiar ʕ●ﻌ●ʔ

[@Verrypeachy]

Izzyyy 😂😂😂😂

[@theedge9528]

looool

[@X_X21]

Izzyyy lmao I skipped over that part, thx for commenting it 😂😂😂

[@dirtyfuck3r844]

I'd buy your pants

[@mias5015]

director: so how much cringe should this have? jake: yes

[@ffionevans7492]

Daz is right KZbin is a place to make people laugh (mainly at Daz screaming and shitting himself while playing a horror game!)

[@shindig2563]

Daz, you've helped me through a lot. I helplessly watched my bestfriend take her life and I had no where to go. I turned to KZbin to make me laugh. I watched a compilation of your Vines. Then watched your KZbin Videos and you brought me out of a state of severe depression. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME!!!!!!!

[@shindig2563]

My name is Issac Elisaia, and you have done so much for me! I was on the brink of suicide many many times. I've had friends leave because of it. When you start your videos and say "How you doing Dazzlers?!?" I smile because being a Dazzler makes me feel like I'm part of a community. When I watch your videos I know that no matter how much people take from me, no matter how bad the pain gets, you make me happy. I feel I'm part of a bigger family. They can never take that away from me. Daz, you saved my life! I'm happy to be a Dazzler. I love you so much man. So keep making people happy and get them through struggles. And STAY DAZZLING!!!!🔥💯🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@aminathliu]

The Panda Gamer You have no idea how much i want Daz to see this because he would feel so happy to know that he is the reason why you laugh when you're going through so much

[@harryandliv9116]

The Panda Gamer awe well done for battling through it ❤️❤️

[@joesasmr3053]

He’s a watchful protector. A silent guardian. A Dazzler. Dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[@r.e.m.02]

KZbin constantly muting shit is pissing me off 😒

[@azruFN]

Daz: that's not even a joke Also daz: proceeds to laugh

[@clh5661]

3:40 RIP HEADPHONE USERS 😂

[@kaitlintierney6697]

Shooketh I have that picture as my contact

[@theroastduck7464]

3:40 is the sound I make when I remember nobody likes me

[@JD-hx7yd]

Yeah I died.

[@catygrey838]

DAZ YOU MISSED A DISS TRACK DanIEL Howell's diss track

[@in_dyy]

Caty Poppy YESS OMG HE HAS TO REACT TO IT

[@basicskellie]

Caty Poppy YES I SAID THIS TOO I AGREE

[@snazzysquid3381]

My son

[@elizabethorla3700]

Caty Poppy cringe

[@macybywaters166]

I only came for Dan. And he wasn't here :(

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

Daz: I don't care for diss tracks Also Daz: Makes a diss track about That Vegan Teacher

[@brick__wall__6588]

OMG. I feel the same. If they rap it has to RHYME.

[@joeyday9520]

For the love of God someone tell me what a GOD CHURCH

[@Falcon13377]

God church is my city

[@joenuts1034]

Falcon13377 This joke is terrible

[@jennyxo18]

100% not about religion. Probably about money or gibberish.

[@rainbowduck5870]

Joey Day well church was all he could think of to rhyme so the lyrics are actually 'god, church' ...he's already an idiot we know this

[@jorjA.F]

U are actually so entertaining, thx for everything. ❤️

[@noodledong5289]

Jorc Gud I know

[@katiegrace13]

Everyone: PewDiePie Daz: PooDiePie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aneiram]

Tell you what tho, am I the only person who can see in the many years I've watched daz that's he has lost loads of weight ! Congrats to you man♥️

[@serenmaze8290]

Does he actually know the sidemen 😯

[@ilpalot1917]

He just said he’s watched them for yrs💀

[@sadie-maryguy2375]

They’re literally the biggest UK KZbinrs ofc he has 🤣

[@AloneInThePark]

Yes no shit he's met them before too.

[@cheshirecat2179]

Spot on with singing for jake

[@caitlinbyrne6842]

It’s lovely to see how Daz has grown and changed as a person since this video ❤️