DAZ WATCHES LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE

[@WolfgangHood8404FMF]

His humor is definitely what we all need these days.

[@antisocialidiot7162]

remember me when this becomes top comment

[@aidenachenbach242]

Random Gay Girl well it did

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

That, and his kindness

[@kaylieb1376]

In all honestly Daz makes the world a lot brighter doesn’t he???

[@moistweasel6196]

Precisely whilst we all eat turkey

[@unfinished_sentenc-7646]

8:45 “The Fwuuuack” is now my favorite line.

[@zqwarzz]

omg-that is so true that's the funny thing

[@TylerPCoyne]

That’s the only reason why I keep coming back to this video!

[@deeadeea4419]

Um dying 💀

[@GenesisHillman]

2 weeks later it's still funny 🤣

[@thebuddychristkenobi]

Why did he say it like that I can't breathe 😭

[@Gfreak250]

Nevermind the fact that she's making Watermelon slices with her Son's History Homework. How did she cut into the Watermelon without a Knife?

[@meru7004]

Gfreak250 well .... danm 🤪

[@hannahmaria4611]

Some places sell pre sliced watermelon

[@mrpurple_7933]

Dang bro I put this down without scrolling to see that you put it so if you see my comment I did not try to steal it

[@Gfreak250]

@@mrpurple_7933 That's ok dude 👌

[@Gfreak250]

@@hannahmaria4611 Pretty sure at that point, you could also just buy chunks of watermelon. Why am I trying to question the logic of a "life hacks" channel? 😂

[@phantomplasma1]

the way he said 'THE FOWK' at 8:45 never ceases to make me laugh 😂

[@AkumeiDev]

shi had me dyin 🤣

[@its712pm]

LMFAO💀

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

I'm rewatching this video and surely glad that this moment never left my mind to keep enjoying 😂

[@camillegossett]

“Did you remember to bring everything we need to go to the beach?” “Yup I’ve got my ladder!”

[@broisfruity]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?😈😏

[@kygodragon4782]

Erm why not? It ptotects you from sharks 🤔

[@ThatAs1anMan]

KygoDragon4 epic bruh moment

[@abc3890]

KygoDragon4 ummmmm who goes past the safe zone??

[@wakeup1789]

@@broisfruity I laughed way too much at this

[@WorldOfRPG]

No one: Daz : Laughs Everyone watching: smiles

[@brewnol8612]

Arran Straw Freddy wassup

[@Sophia-qd7wl]

Not smiles, more like hysterically laugh with him :)

[@venomouszebr9755]

Arran Straw dead meme

[@_argh.1]

The real Freddy hi Freddy XD

[@katabna]

VenomousZebr actually it’s been going for almost 2 years (or more) now, won’t be dead any time soon just like knock knock jokes

[@Apple_Crumble404]

History teacher: “Tyler, why does your homework smell weird?” Tyler: *”My mum used it to cut her watermelon.”*

[@astridshadowkitty5677]

😂

[@Roblox-Msp]

Why’s the teacher even smelling the homework anyway😂

[@whyamigae9666]

Roblox x *They like little people smells* ~insert Hannibalector hissing scene*

[@arifgharib]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/anrdiZyDiJ2nfMk...

[@miaclinch386]

i love how he finds himself so funny

[@Camden-vc5ff]

“How much butter per cubic meter do you need?” Had me dying 8:15

[@dino2574]

"OH NO! I don't have a knife I guess I'll just use my son's history homework." 😂😂😂

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Hilarious 😂😆🤣

[@AR-zc4ln]

Surely they used a knife to cut the slice out the melon???

[@jamiebarker07]

@ A R they probably used the maths homework

[@XLentGrowth]

The school teacher will not believe Little Timmy when he tells them about it

[@jackbrowne8527]

I cracked up lol

[@Nameless_2004]

Lady puts a bag over her head. Daz: I was going to suggest it.

[@myaandsharonbff7014]

😂😂😂👁💧👄💧👁

[@jacobkim3690]

I was laughing so hard that i almost had that laugh where I couldn’t talk

[@izuku2606]

😀😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Rcheek2299]

Jacob Kim 😂

[@reganh5223]

“Fuck, where’s my knife? You know what, I’ll just use my son’s history homework!” The fact that this dude dies laughing at his own jokes makes this all the more enjoyable.

[@yourinsanitydemon6085]

Imagine explaining that to the teacher though. Teacher: Timmy, where's your history homework? Timmy: Uh, about that... My mom used it to cut watermelon. Teacher: Timmy, is your mom on drugs or something? Or are you lying? Timmy: I wish I was lying...

[@DJTHEFREAK]

@@yourinsanitydemon6085 💀💀💀

[@thelittlespanishgirl]

@@yourinsanitydemon6085 they'd call childline 🤣

[@JoyBoy0606]

Even he knows how funny they are. What made it so funny was how specific he was 🤣

[@joannafarley1931]

True

[@thatonehamstergirl259]

"I wash my hands with 100% pure radiation, and so can you!!" he never fails to make me laugh. I started crying and my mum thought I was injured 😂😂

[@FortniteSX]

Imagine a child going into school without their homework and their explanation was “sorry miss, my mum used it to cut up my watermelon.”

[@dripaliousbatman]

If i was the teacher i would give him all A's even if that was fake

[@kerrydagley2584]

Dazs laugh should be a sound and then hes goes WhEreS My CheEse grAtEr I burst out laughing

[@itsgacha411]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD😂

[@kerrydagley2584]

@@itsgacha411 ikr 😭😂🤣

[@ellakennedy7161]

🤣😂😂😅😅

[@heknahbro5133]

“Passta...and Strawberries... the FoAcK”

[@kericasja5668]

@John Radford Who made that?

[@theaxolotl377]

And why

[@trev4326]

Im dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bubbabubba9636]

No it's ✨sturoberries✨

[@jasondavis2804]

@@kericasja5668 Who thought of that?

[@matisonwalsh7661]

“Watching these people exist is hard”. I’m with you, I live in America.

[@eloisejenkins2045]

Oh dear🤣🤣

[@ebullience4647]

I agree with you. This place is..... something else

[@noahspalding4748]

5 minute crafts is a different breed

[@dmitrymolotov6428]

Especially California. And their defunding of the police

[@throughthepieandflames3321]

it’s the speaking the english language wrong for me

[@toribug1899]

I’m halfway through a 16 hour shift and my sciatica is killing me, but watching this during my break helps put a gap in the misery. Cheers Daz!

[@t51helmet68]

“What’s the brand of that soap? Chernobyl?!” I can’t get over that.

[@deja_1117]

6:38 btw

[@lyndance5409]

Its not chonobly its chonoble

[@aph99]

@@lyndance5409 no it is chernobyl

[@adelynshaurette9734]

I was crying

[@el-oq7he]

@@lyndance5409 IM DYING OML

[@v1_Slime]

8:40 The way he says "let's talk about the meal shall we" in a British concerned accent really killed me😭😭😭

[@tazzmazz]

the FWOOAK

[@yung_freaks]

the _F O C K._

[@Cugy_2345]

Phwoaq

[@cristianemaria9320]

*THE FWOACK*

[@luvlyanya]

*THE PHWOCK*

[@aussiekid8459]

“Pasta and strawberries” The faaaaaaawwwwwwk -daz 2020

[@Ronnyipm]

I read this when daz said that

[@cccctrrrllllll]

Its the FOOOOOAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK

[@jamms9055]

I was dying for 3 hours

[@marley7901]

💀💀💀💀

[@yh.99999]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 omg its the little crackle at then end of 'the foooaaaawwwwww*K*'

[@AuggieHeartz]

10:46 This just reminds me of when he I'd go shopping w/ my mum as a kid and we'd see all those chairs and toys w/ white on them, ah the memories

[@emeryromano211]

“Watching these people exist is hard” - Daz 2020

[@millie3096]

Emery Owens he said that exactly as I read it

[@emeryromano211]

Millie 😂😂😂

[@emeryromano211]

Omg he hearted my coment!! I’m screaming 😆😆

[@ZAUCEi]

Millie same lol

[@lia1144]

I had to unlike your comment because when I liked it, it went from 665 to.....yea I think it’s a sign

[@iixoxichiithewitch7015]

Friend: "Idk man, I've been really depresse-" *Hands them a cheese grater* Friend: "....What...?" Me: *it helps* (Edit: Omg thank you for 488 likes I have never gotten this before!)

[@Brainjarmen]

Well it can help but it’s a pretty cursed way to help

[@s44hir_a32]

C H E E S E G R A T E R

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2SthpagqLyMf8U Definitely not a rickroll Definitely not... (^_-)

[@arifgharib]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/anrdiZyDiJ2nfMk...

[@toxiqsinss_4097]

👾👾👾👾

[@riamarru_1760]

“ you s t u w h p i h d b i h t c h” shits got me in tears

[@yourmother6233]

💀💀😭

[@aizawasensei1738]

😂

[@christopherhawkes729]

Same 😆😆😆

[@Hii38130]

lol same

[@tiddlez7379]

i rewound that part like 7 time💀💀

[@Fn2222tomi]

8:44 "pasta…..and strawberries….the fUuOoOkK" actually had me dying for a while😂❤

[@CaptainMeep-zl4qq]

Teacher: billy where’s your homework Billy: I don’t have it Teacher: let me guess your DOG ate it Billy: no my mum cut a watermelon with it Teacher:...

[@kerzyi8399]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGWXlWyMadZjnNE daz 2

[@yuhhh4960]

LMAOOO

[@mouseavery2028]

Lmao poor Billy

[@alexs.9593]

Lmaaaaaaaaoaoo

[@yara7735]

LMaOOOOOO 💀😂

[@officiallykayla5682]

Alright everyone get out their history homework Timmy: umm I don’t have my homework Teacher: *sighs* did your mum cut up watermelon again Timmy: *silently nods

[@negativezeru5729]

How tf do you loudly nod

[@officiallykayla5682]

Shadowcat7800 .-. You mean you don’t?

[@ll-zc8ph]

Shadowcat7800 .-. IM- 😭😭

[@ac-felocity4912]

OMG this is so Stupid😂😂

[@carlwebber4094]

@@negativezeru5729 bash your head on the desk when you nod or just nod so fast that you make a sonic boom

[@littlepunktroll]

I love how he makes a joke, then realizes how funny it is and starts laughing

[@absolutkurrybigmanting1909]

@@aadyasharma7352 tf

[@nic4rc]

@@absolutkurrybigmanting1909 Leo as in the star sign, they are supposedly one of the most funny zodiacs

[@juststuff8742]

@@nic4rc oh it's star sign crap

[@aadyasharma7352]

@@nic4rc they are tbh

[@Moetron_V2]

@@nic4rc that star sign bs is honestly the most stupid stuff I’ve heard of.

[@No1carescora]

4:05 My favorite parts of daz’s videos is when the video plays and it’s just his laughing 😭😭😭😭

[@alisoneee]

They’re like: “can’t swim?” “Well lucky for you we can make it easier” “So first cut an ice cream cone in half.” “Then put in a bag.” “Put it on your hand” and you’re done!

[@cheeckypeach1538]

True😭😂😂

[@kerzyi8399]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWnZiKeVpKuIfKM daz 2

[@alicequeenofmadness9995]

Why is this so true!!! lol

[@cheeckypeach1538]

@@kerzyi8399 hmmm

[@st4rrxby]

omg lol im laughthing my head off aaaahhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhh

[@caitlinhill5530]

When you're watching at 2am trying your hardest not to laugh so you end up looking like a wheezing tomato to the monster in your cupboard

[@ch4rl0tt3x]

ITS 2am FOR ME RN R U STALKING ME I-

[@caitlinhill5530]

@@ch4rl0tt3x idk what time zone you're in but I literally posted my comment at 2am 😂😂

[@bxttsy2517]

haahahahahahha

[@caitlinwilde643]

Its 2am help me

[@caitlinwilde643]

Its 2:12qm

[@althaia8348]

“Watching these people exist is hard.” That’s a mood.

[@alexreinhardt671]

Definitely

[@xblccdx]

Caite Lou and it is true

[@kailanibrown3118]

Facts

[@DeeDeejars]

Karens

[@UrsulaK-lj6td]

12:18 HIS DIRTY MIND REACTION HAD ME ROLLING

[@MyThoughtsAndCuts]

Teacher: where’s your homework Student: it’s a long story... but would you like a slice of watermelon

[@phinksu]

THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@hqrlow__3121]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@ellabellaboom4537]

Looooool

[@theshrimpylivevods4850]

Omg this made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emilygay6714]

AHAHAHAHA BROOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED OMG IDIED

[@JJ_Samuel]

Daz is literally the most humble person he deserves everything he has earned

[@Navi.i]

I agree

[@Quitacc000]

Defo

[@WorldOfTobi]

No cap😤😤😤😤😤

[@kaytlynlittwin4818]

True

[@tombrown3434]

Agreed

[@anthonyferreira4232]

"lets talk about the meal, shall we? pasta, and strawberries. THE FOOAAAK!"

[@LilNate-kb1bk]

My fav line in the whole video

[@TheYoungcashtro]

😂😂😂

[@stitch8650]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂im crying

[@rosalin7747]

in my country we eat pasta with strawberries and sugar so-

[@anthonyferreira4232]

@@rosalin7747 well im sorry, didnt mean to offend you

[@KittyGacha_12.-4]

2024 anyone??

[@holland2144]

Yup

[@izzygrimson3907]

Yep

[@ZZ_soop]

Yasssss🎀

[@OliviaWalker-nr8ug]

Yes

[@dainamoncevica2791]

Here

[@islacater2604]

Everyone mediately feels better when they hear daz's laugh Thanks for 1k likes everyone x

[@act1veee]

yes we do :)

[@katie-xr6un]

God I-

[@cadencerobinson2704]

Lolll

[@oliversawyer5861]

True 😂

[@elizabethburns6074]

For real

[@chillflowergaming8084]

"Let's talk about the meal." A few seconds later: "The ✨FOACK✨"

[@katywood8593]

haha i found that so funny

[@ryk206]

Got me dying

[@Thesil.]

Gatcha be-gone

[@anormalcouchpotato3684]

@@Thesil. bro not everyone on gatcha is bad or weird 😁😑

[@bloodtalon616]

@@anormalcouchpotato3684 you are correct, the retarded ones ruined the whole community

[@tiasdiary1]

"Aww Fuck! I dont have a knife to cut me melon!" "I Know, Lets get my sons History Homework!" ~Daz Black

[@jessicarabbit3166]

Yes

[@jessicarabbit3166]

So yes

[@audra_kazz]

But how did they get the slice out of the watermelon?

[@doriedellquillopo8017]

@jeremy hirujo HAHAHA SO FUNNY

[@esperanzact8520]

XD

[@knoxcornwell]

His wheeze laugh is funnier than the videos 😭

[@2bit156]

“It’s like buying an ice cream without having a freezer” *_chuckles in eating a pint in one sitting_*

[@FreakingPlane]

*chuckles in sweet tooth*

[@ollycfc368]

Chuckles in diabetes

[@amyrulesamy1578]

Chuckles in joe mama

[@Blu3_R4ZZ]

I ate a whole gallon tub of ice cream in one day

[@Blu3_R4ZZ]

@Alexis Quealey I didn’t

[@zachyboy0_045]

Someone: just throws things in a lunchbox Daz: lets have a look at what is there Lunchbox: pasta and strawberry Daz: THE FÔÖOUÜKKK

[@sir6588]

So nobody's talking about how the watermelon paper isn't soggy??

[@averyblaineharris3081]

I was looking for this comment 🤣

[@g4by262]

it was already cut thats why apparently

[@alyssacarroll3746]

it was probably card stock

[@JackJawFish]

Physics: *aight imma head out*

[@Ballz2U2]

I'm confused as to how one would get to the watermelon slice without means to cut it first

[@airjojo0936]

3:50 😭😭 2024 and still gets me lmao

[@KiyomiGhosty]

Same 😭

[@meghan8761]

Teacher: "What happened to your history homework?" Student: "My mom used it to cut the watermelon." Teacher: "Whelp can't say I've heard that one before..."

[@spyderenby6875]

9:32 "THERE'S NO FOOD IN THERE!!! You got 3 pieces of tomato, 7 pieces of pasta and a fackin strawberry!" The accent makes that so much better

[@aiza214]

Ikr

[@patrickstars1929]

Well yh he is british

[@CorbinPickett]

"7 pieces of pastar and a f***ing strawbree."

[@mellisa3359]

Strohbry

[@RapWeasel22]

“What’s the brand of that soap???? Chernobyl??” I DIED

[@livcrumb2628]

me too

[@BDK001]

Same

[@Soapypoo]

SOAP

[@Ashplaysrobloxxx-]

The way he said “NWOOO“ 👹 while talking abt the spoon had me lmao

[@susanoopara4478]

When a joke isn't funny, his laugh makes it funny

[@hennerz4562]

So true

[@weasel1822]

This should’ve been titled, “Daz Gets Triggered by Life Hacks”

[@-belue-6697]

weasel1822...I swear to the gods I thought the title was going to be..."LIFE RUINING HACKS!" 🤣

[@ロロノアゾロ-h4m]

"Everyone Getting Triggered Over People Who Can't Use Common Sense And Pretends To Call It A Life Hack" is better, tbh.

[@kenleighwareham7806]

"fuck wheres my knife oh i know i'll use my son's history homework." Got me in tears

[@shysher3997]

That really got me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@little_mor0n69]

This is great

[@kenleighwareham7806]

Me and my best friend watching this part on loop crying. Lol

[@unicornlover33armstrong70]

Same💀

[@miisoma]

LMAOOOOO

[@ClassiccGamerr50]

daz is the only youtuber who actually understands how life works

[@furqy3849]

daz is probably the only person you’d never get bored of

[@thomasphillips9565]

Facts

[@jessicaluyiima3149]

Absolute FACTS

[@thomasphillips9565]

@Jasmine Ruiz ?

[@mrjimjim1114]

Soo true I could watch this fucking vid 20 times and still laugh my ass off

[@berries5340]

true i get bored of myself at this point..

[@FuuwaMosuboi]

I immediately laughed when he said “A SPOON!!”

[@xxtimo_titanxx7189]

Same😭😂😂

[@kitadeshou]

Yo I choked😂😂💀

[@kailanihernandez1709]

Same😂

[@lordsticketh]

I laughed at “you’re making it harder for YOSELF”

[@vo1kk662]

I did to 😂💅✨👌🏻

[@claraliljeberg5265]

"Let me guess your dog ate your homework." "No sir, my dad used it to cut a watermelon."

[@arsonpena5101]

Okay that's good😂😂

[@twilightmidnalovesyou]

LMAOOO

[@millie-leighellis6132]

Lol so true

[@maisiehunt4416]

Bahhhhaahahaha

[@ej7325]

My dog actually ate my homework one time when I young

[@SilverCat-u9f]

5:42 most daz games iconic scene 😂😂

[@briebaker3390]

"pAsta, and Stawberries" Daz: "ThE FAOWK"

[@danielbedingfield9630]

No no “STRawBREEzs”

[@solitaire11037]

@@danielbedingfield9630 tHe FuoAwK

[@angiejatkin]

Ikr

[@emclaughlin5032]

It’s honestly the best part for me bc it’s hilarious the way he swears

[@brayenfendelet9298]

no no no,StrAberEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

[@Jay_Leaf]

“IS SHE GONNA PUT THE SHIRT OVER THE BA-“ immediately dies

[@Mixzzing]

😂😂

[@Luvv.Starzx]

JLeaf RBLX I cant tho- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aneditor3665]

😂😂😂

[@midteirgamer]

😑

[@yvengeace]

@@midteirgamer no life

[@fishy.z]

“I wash my hands with 100% pure radiation, and so can you” - Daz

[@Puppetter402]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@Denden1-x1u]

3:51 "f**k where's my knife I know I use my son's history homework"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@-teasippersimp-4422]

“Who goes to the beach with a ladder” Karen: *coughs*

[@nainoafartado5903]

Big bombahs Hawaii jokes iykyk

[@may.z525]

Karen got coronavirus for not wearing a mask, eh? (If you don’t get it it’s because you said cough)

[@mancityfan2004]

749th like

[@sally-cas]

the “pasta and strawberries.... THE FAAAWWKKK” killed me

[@rtjordie2654]

same

[@kaiteesmith6806]

Me2😂

[@sophiedavies2594]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katie0xox85]

I was 💀

[@fishyfish8332]

Šträwberrieş

[@oldgregg3157]

Teacher: Timmy, where's your homework? Timmy: My Mother used it to cut watermelon... The whole class: ....

[@kawaahmad6019]

hhha

[@evnvfx3907]

Teacher : Stop lying Timmy : Showing the video to the teacher Teacher : What the fu-

[@bendia82]

Lol

[@cassidyjones7787]

Dont press read more Told you

[@jennamiller1449]

Omg pahahhahahahahaha 😂

[@kurtistownresident9743]

I actually had a gym teacher who froze sticks of butter, and dipped it in sugar and called it a death stick and ate it. Regularly. My gym teacher, who was also my health teacher who taught me about nutrition.

[@gillianfleischer5620]

Is he dead? Cause that would probably kill anyone if you ate that for years on a regular basis

[@misslynn3908]

😅🤣

[@devilmarii]

Daz saying "you stupid bitch!" never fails to make me laugh

[@Squishmallowslife-up8iu]

200 likes

[@YouTubePlusOfficial1]

390

[@kayleebyrom1127]

558

[@AriyanaMC]

619

[@jaedaparis7595]

same

[@mxri.c]

“If food falls on the floor just season it anyway” -Daz Black 2020

[@CalmWithTheWorldAtLast]

4:51 I use sandpaper to the bottom of my high heels to stop me slipping- works really well!

[@thejayfun721]

Me: uhh teacher The teacher: lemme guess, ur dog ate ur homework Me: no uhh my mom kinda used it to cut a watermelon 🤣🤣🤣

[@slushy1614]

stealing comments isn’t very nice

[@KIAMIABABIA]

@@slushy1614 w h a t

[@SM11Football]

Dont read my name.

[@soulmerger4748]

150 Subscribers With no videos challenge? Kk

[@KIAMIABABIA]

@@soulmerger4748 XD

[@johnnnnnnnnnnnn9588]

at this point he isnt even a youtuber to me he is my therapist

[@randomchild175]

Same here😂

[@cobrithecobra6818]

Same

[@Monky2402]

Same

[@Satanic_System]

Yup so true

[@baka90abdi89]

y

[@lilymeasedgwick2280]

The best parts were “It’s like buying ice-cream but not OWNING a freezer!” And “Oh shit I don’t have a knife. Oh I know! I’ll use my son’s history homework!” 🤣🤣

[@Tristan_McClure]

252 likes and no comments.

[@lilymeasedgwick2280]

xRxvenge oml I didn’t know XD

[@gimmiekiwi]

5:37 the laughing is so contagious 🤣

[@kciee6258]

When she put the T-shirt over the bag and Daz couldn’t stop laughing was the funniest thing

[@rosehird1105]

Frrr it was hilarious

[@Lordheehee2]

LOL

[@leonardodavinci2222]

Yea I was like a hyena

[@keniaponce1041]

"YOU STUPID b**** *wheezes"*

[@lunes16]

Why's it so funny tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ivy_h]

9:08 ‘tHe FoUcK’ That sent me flying into outer space 😂🤣

[@SoloXxd]

Wrong time

[@jahziyatheexpediametlifekf7257]

*8:46

[@nateahmcgimpsey9104]

“Let’s not talk about the dirty lunchbox” *starts clapping* “let’s talk about the meal shall we”🤣😂

[@kerzyi8399]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWnZiKeVpKuIfKM daz 2

[@oisincasey3710]

The FWUEQCK

[@rubyxoxoxoxo3961]

Gordon Ramsay’s bro up in here

[@tothebatcave673]

OMG. At 5:53 I laughed my ass off! “You Stupid Bitch!’ 🤣🤣🤣. Daz your hilarious 😂

[@nothingbutintroverted4372]

“watching these people exist is hard” - daz black 2020

[@iismonster9248]

OMG I READ THIS EXACTLY WHEN HE SAID IT IM DYING 😂

[@Quanice815]

Nice pfp

[@kris....99]

@@Quanice815 cap

[@Quanice815]

@@kris....99 fight me

[@sophiesingh6034]

@@Quanice815 ikr

[@mollypowellx]

“Wheres my knife, I know I’ll use my sons history homework” I acc can’t deal😭😭

[@jubbushub3323]

Hilarious 😂😂😭😭

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Lmfao great comment 🤣

[@emymonroe4906]

How did they cut the water melon slice in the first place Is what I want to know 😂

[@frnnzy_]

Lol that’s just facts

[@frnnzy_]

History homework works thooo 😎

[@mollyrichardson5857]

Reminder: don’t watch at 3am when everyone’s asleep, I’m waking people up by laughing😭😭

[@malin552_7]

Lol same I actually got in trouble 😂

[@gracehughes348]

Malin552 _ same just then😂

[@musiicismylife4]

It's 3:20am and I'm trying to stay quiet while watching this wish me luck

[@izuku2606]

SAME

[@RyanYoung-br1iz]

Same 😂

[@Bubbledazwood]

Daz quote book: 7 pieces of pasta and ✨STRAWBERRIES✨ ✨90 PENCE✨ got any spoons? AHA Where’s my cheese gratah? I wash my hands with 100% pure ✨radiation✨ THE PERSON EATING THAT MUCH BUTTER IS ✨DEAD✨ Scissors SCISSORS 😂😂 I love this man

[@burgermcgee1542]

the Girl :" i forgot to get dressed before i put my makeup on.. hmmm." " *GET ME MY WALMART BAG STACY* "

[@lilliancook6342]

GET YOUR OWN GROCERIES GWENDALA

[@Arjunify]

OHHHH FUCK STACY THE BAG RIPPED

[@mishall386]

*linda

[@ToxicGamer-ig6tf]

YES XD

[@Q_ueen257]

YES XD

[@avahquinn574]

I love the way he can’t handle his own jokes

[@spikes0123]

Tbh i have gotten so lonely i started doing that

[@Black_Cat-eo6wo]

Yeah this is what corona has done to society.

[@brokenguillotine6988]

Yeah

[@caydenwhitney9728]

Example A: 3:48

[@avslillymon9524]

Hes sorta like digital next😂

[@wally9998]

“It’s like buying ice cream without a freezer” Who said anything about eating it later?

[@kerzyi8399]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWnZiKeVpKuIfKM daz 2

[@rxpl8065]

I love it yt channel name bc I LOVE pigeons I have a latex pigeon head 🐦🕊

[@wally9998]

Waddle Frog nice

[@basicspolitics6331]

He's probably talking about tubes of ice cream

[@kutorinota4165]

Most likely means ice pops or the tubs of ice cream you put in the freezer

[@amelias.vlogsxo]

“PASTA AND STRAWBERRIES? THE FAWWWWWKK 👹” I’m dead 😂 his Humor is everything 😂

[@lotusmorris142]

When he says “watching these people exist is hard” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m laughing so hard.

[@lotusmorris142]

These hacks are just hacks on how to make your life harder and make you look stupid.

[@neeeom1]

😂😂

[@Fortnitegamesss7115]

Daz is the Gordon Ramsay of youtubw

[@charliejunior6789]

@Joel Covetz Yup

[@parkerdormer6210]

when he says “life hacks” 🧐🧐🧐 i thought of life hacks

[@desibritton5410]

“I wash my hand with 100% pure radiation and so CaN yoU”

[@catra_0880]

Wheeze

[@winnieskyy]

🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🥲🤣😂😂

[@EggBedTheWriter]

@@winnieskyy i like ur pfp

[@miagamingandmiavlogs2307]

"Rubbing a spoon on your can it's not Harry potter I'm sure it won't open"

[@chayse136]

It's how he says "SO CAN YOU" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@icantthinkofausername4553]

9:00 Daz: let's talk about the meal shall we "THE FYUQQCKKK" I wheezed

[@alyssamae7865]

Funniest part of the video!!😂

[@kerzyi8399]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWnZiKeVpKuIfKM daz 2

[@vvswany3599]

This finna cracked me up ngl 😂🤣😂😂

[@fabzproducer5158]

I've been laughing for 10 min straight, omg

[@luce1740]

@@notjason1362 I CANT IM LAUGHING TOO HARD RNNNN

[@TrinityHume]

His laugh makes me laugh and the out of pocket things he says omg this man saved my life 😂

[@AYEitsAvaLynn.]

Daz-“oh no the can lid won’t open what do I do life hack” * a few seconds later* “A SPOON? A SpOoN”

[@princecarmon5674]

Yes Daz a spoon!

[@mono9578]

The second I read this he got to that part I'm dead 🤣

[@hUh--]

A SPOON

[@Musicalboyo]

"What you got in your lunchbox?" *counts pasta* "7 pieces of pasta and a strawberry" 😂😂😂😂

[@gh0st_alf]

“Fuck wheres my knife? I’ll just use my sons god damn history homework” BYE 😭😂

[@ellie-mayx8212]

The fact that ur was already cut aswell into the parts

[@senceyrselfyt51]

@@ellie-mayx8212 hi

[@badremake]

BAHAHAH

[@youre._.local._.mushroom9580]

I fucking died laughing

[@_.curiousbloos._2586]

Can we all just agree that Daz’s laugh is just too funny 😂

[@lilchecky1016]

Me: Laughs in class. My teacher: "Why are you laughing?" Me: Oh nothing." 12:31

[@adamcaro3246]

Hahaha no one cares

[@Dina-ml1ut]

AcYt hahaha none cares about u

[@kidmember3523]

Dina Hirniak lol

[@adamcaro3246]

Hahahahahha no u

[@bunnytoesboy1946]

Lmao I cant

[@firecatcher5168]

The way Daz said "The Fawk." when he was looking at the Strawberry and pasta made me die for like 5 minutes

[@User-NOT-Taken]

"What's the brand of that soap" ."ChErnoByl" 😂😂That had my dead

[@PrinceEmeraldMoonstone]

Strawberries and pasta sounds like a pregnancy craving

[@finiket5436]

God imagine that excuse at school “where’s your homework” “My mum used it to cut a watermelon” 😂😂😂

[@toxmaster3057]

lol

[@butterflyprincess5816]

I just wanted to say #BLM

[@laineysheets4958]

😂😂😂😂😂lol

[@lxskylinezxl8085]

@@butterflyprincess5816 were past that and I respect all races

[@hwasfleur5716]

lxSkylinezxl Yeah ok YOU in particular respect all races but what about all the other racist police officers and people hmmmm

[@wolfchans]

“pasta... with strawberries... *tHe FoCk* ”

[@solarteddys6033]

0-0 i tried making it I uhh failed heh😂

[@utterly977]

🤮

[@solarteddys6033]

@@utterly977 ty bro want a teddy owo🧸?

[@solarteddys6033]

@@xphoebe_hx oki u get a teddy🥳🧸 hands teddy*

[@solarteddys6033]

Your welcome 🦋🧸🌻🏳️‍🌈🥳😉🥺

[@moose.does.things]

Reasons I keep rewatching this video: 1. Daz is funny 2. The way Daz says ‘chocolate’

[@revilyns7174]

"chahklut" 🤣

[@That._.TherianBoy_ALT]

Shoklot is how he says it lol

[@IDCSarcasticSam]

Likes for stating the obvious? I'll keep note of that for future reference.

[@Lovinia1]

Shocklet and Strawbreez

[@rr0binx]

@@IDCSarcasticSam people can comment whatever they want, so hush and leave them alone.

[@Unk0wn-shyz]

2025 anyone?

[@EmmBaddie]

mee

[@B.A.Mxario12oHZ]

Yesir

[@sammy112001]

Me: “get a can opener” Daz two seconds later: JUST GET A CAN OPENER Me: same wavelength

[@kerzyi8399]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWnZiKeVpKuIfKM daz 2

[@kerzyi8399]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGWXlWyMadZjnNE actually daz 2

[@killerpumpin763]

That's called common sense but ok