Daz Watches Teen Wannabe Music Videos

[@wormophobia968]

"I'd eat the box." ..." *nom* "

[@AsmrHoe]

Nom nom nom

[@zoeymiller605]

Did it taste good

[@lordharry5994]

bangtanpink Rosé😍

[@ripjiminjams7875]

Daz be like: LEtS KiLl ThIs LOvE

[@aapanimations5232]

Care to share *nom*

[@katiestrelley6354]

“Is she giving birth too a smurf”😂😂 “Is she pissing colours”😂😂

[@saintshrooms9424]

Katie Strelley lol

[@typical8007]

Katie Strelley time 😂

[@aledongo3615]

We can tell your European

[@froggykarma9692]

Neon Edit how tell me how

[@apple__bee__tree9155]

Ash Woof- on how they spell colours/colors

[@MB-sf2wd]

"i can't dance. I MUST GO TO THE WOODLANDS."

[@angelsweeping2007]

M B I pictured the bird from your profile pic saying that.

[@alexfeighan9154]

Cato Potato so did I lol

[@TheMan-tn4jk]

I was born to the woodlands.

[@clownbites2290]

M B TO THE WOOOODS

[@littlemilkshake889]

I made this 1k likes and I dknt know how to feel..

[@ValentinaVariety]

First of All, she was talking about liking Chinese food, but had Japanese garments in the end 😭

[@anidiot9575]

I love your pfp 🤣

[@ValentinaVariety]

@@anidiot9575 ty

[@anidiot9575]

@@ValentinaVariety Ur welcome

[@hugoyes9019]

true. guess asian cultures are just hard for some of them to tell

[@waffle4377]

yeah - but also the "Japanese culture" is just a shitty rip off of chinese culture - so its not that far off

[@sudaksha_subba3849]

"Chinese food" Has japanese clothing on

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Thought I was the only one who noticed

[@buberrycrunch]

I was wondering while the other girls has white paint and she didn't

[@Sillycipher]

I thought I was the only person who realized that XD bruh it trigger me tbh-

[@allegramanini8794]

Lol ikr

[@melody657]

Wow

[@haymitch4president895]

"UM I'M SORRY DID I MISS SOMETHING!? IS SHE GIVING BIRTH TO A SMURF!?" I am literally crying

[@haymitch4president895]

Also, when you realize 13:12 is him singing in the colorful vagina droplets xD

[@singtolyrics1046]

Haymitch4President i fucking died

[@imainternetexplorer5227]

Teenager: *(exists)* Daz: *Isn’T sHe LiKE TwO*

[@Abby-qo7rm]

😂😂

[@Max-gw5ne]

He wanted to say 1 tho XD 1:44

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Very true

[@memeweemetters6547]

And the younger ones are 4😭

[@arandommaggot4963]

And 9 year olds are fetuses lmao

[@sdrawkcabemanymdaer7002]

Anyone under 25: exists Daz: I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH “FETUS”

[@LJONeill1997]

I'm turning 24 tomorrow I'm still a fetus😂😂

[@amethystgrace]

@@LJONeill1997 ayee happy belated birthday

[@LJONeill1997]

@@amethystgrace Thank you💗

[@silh3345]

@@LJONeill1997 I’m 20 and I’m still a fetus and I definitely look like it. Like I look younger than my 16 year old sister.

[@LJONeill1997]

@@silh3345 I get that too. I'm still asked what year am I in secondary school and I 24. I always need my ID for proof😄

[@mizzpqh4458]

I love how half the things they named aren't even Chinese lmao

[@kitsune0008]

@@burna3165 nobody was assuming anything all he was saying that half of the things the music video had wasn't chinese food.

[@kaylahs2231]

@@burna3165 calm down man you got way to uptight about a comment

[@bloobloo7493]

@@burna3165 ok

[@Xoxo20106]

Ooft Taehyung is handsome lmao

[@zoe3934]

@@Xoxo20106 yes I agree with u💜

[@iiJayBear]

I love how in "chinese food" the captions change language every line.

[@brittanypritchard7567]

@Evan Darkly if you liked your own comment stahp

[@brittanypritchard7567]

Did the song actually change language once?

[@7CubedFilms]

@@brittanypritchard7567 Yes, yes it did Brittany

[@momentomori9454]

@@brittanypritchard7567 the language itself didn’t change but the lyrics at the bottom of the screen did

[@Pandabandit209]

“This was the script for the lion king, before Disney changed it” 😂😂😂

[@sadiakhanum796]

Ik that was funny

[@_ayesha-erotica_]

OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER

[@_broke_611]

So your the panda in this video-

[@katsukibakugo5270]

“The dads gonna eat the box. That’s what I’d do. 𝗡𝗢𝗠“ - Daz 2021

[@mplullies5512]

I was looking for this comment. I died when he said that lol

[@armandorocha3137]

It's 2016

[@katsukibakugo5270]

@@armandorocha3137 uh no it’s not?

[@luna-senpai8712]

@@katsukibakugo5270 It was susposed to be "-Daz 2016"

[@CharlieFoxtrot128]

@@katsukibakugo5270 the video was filmed in 2016 therefore the quote is from 2016 not 2021

[@WanderingJellyfish_0081]

Daz: They’re on a bridge, he’s gonna go for it. Me: *push her...*

[@pleasantdwarf571]

that would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more intresting

[@KillingLonliness]

Honestly same

[@schildkrote5816]

yeah same EDIT; who the fuck would like my comment

[@victoriagiraldo9459]

YOOOOO SAME 😂😂

[@erhhhh27]

Same 😅😅😅

[@trollzous]

*subtly cancels panda costume amazon order*

[@doctaproductions6452]

What the were you gonna do with a panda costume? 😉

[@pavelselenyi8370]

+PadmanPlays Prey on little girls and their friends singing about chinese food. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@annahasapotato]

I feel so fucking offended right now.

[@doctaproductions6452]

+StrapOnBuddy - I think we all saw that coming 😁

[@surfbored.]

Your channel sucks

[@gothsharpayevans]

MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA IM CRYING

[@Jana-ri9gc]

Kit Kat Quarter SAME😂😂😂😂😂

[@neskatxaaa]

Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana😂😂

[@anikathatweirdo423]

kinda over it I honestly thought daz was gonna be like “THEY’RE ON A BRIDGE, HE’S GOING FOR IT OMG HE’S GOING FOR IT HE’S GONNA PUSH HER OFF THE BRIDGE”

[@Sarcasm69420]

I like how Daz sees a 10 or 9 yr olds and says “they were just born” I understand he’s joking nobody’s talking about it

[@Sarcasm69420]

@@bleinadano that’s why I said “I understand he’s joking”

[@Sarcasm69420]

@@bleinadano I’m done arguing with people over the internet

[@aliceramdom.s]

@@bleinadano wtf

[@SkyRied1]

There's hundreds of people commenting the exact same thing but sure "nobody's commenting about it". 🙄

[@gamingwithcyt3925]

Sensitive as, it's a joke. People nowadays are too soft

[@edgelordusername]

The last one was really disturbing..

[@gracecaroline9138]

Agreed

[@invadernari9374]

I agree but also can't stop laughing about it

[@lazypotatoforever2283]

Very disturbing

[@brokensoulx6234]

@@invadernari9374 same, dazs reaction made it that much better tho

[@babydang2.0]

yes

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

My boyfriend put ALL OF THESE on our "road tunes" playlist...I'm wondering where I'll hide his body.

[@chickennuggets3657]

Hey at least it's not everyday bro😂

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

He is literally trying to torture you

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

If you drive to Mexico most of the way there’s just a place with a bunch of sand and I never see anybody there so I don’t think anybody would find him wow I would be a great serial killer eh? I’m to Canadian to do that

[@TheJayHenderson]

Amber Sweet in a box

[@the_randoms7742]

I have woods in the back of my house, you can use those

[@S7Cameron]

"She's giving the box to her dad to eat! Nom" I'm dead 😂😂

[@nevawt]

Nommmmmmm

[@froggykarma9692]

randon things why do you say that

[@froggykarma9692]

Girl I died too

[@kaylaschannel5802]

S7 Cameron I’m dead too hun 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@kaceyvlogs6083]

@@froggykarma9692 because he can

[@Ruben-yb5vi]

“Did she eat a pack of crayola or something” 😭😭I’m crying😭😭

[@star3674]

I love Daz's mentality on ages, 14=2 and 6=a fetus

[@breakfastburrito77]

Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! How old is 18 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@star3674]

Alex W. idk you would have to ask Daz

[@breakfastburrito77]

Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! 6=fetus 14 = 2 So hypothetically 18 should = 3 1/2 So yea Why did I respond?

[@hamiltonatthedisco8823]

Alex W. I have no idea, but it's alright Alex, don't worry.

[@ghostly6175]

Alex W. I didn't know she was 3 1/2, she told me she was 18

[@dolan.avenue4004]

I died when he said "Hey babe if you go to prom with me I'll show you what's under this tuff of hair... my fucking eye" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭👌🏼👌🏼

[@princessykitty4585]

Dolan. Avenue I’m laughing so hard I couldn’t even click the like button right😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@macanacat6687]

I died when that happened!😂😂😂

[@singtolyrics1046]

Dolan. Avenue i chocked again

[@courtneyhine5711]

Dolan. Avenue ikr! 😂😂😂😂

[@Bugwithatophat]

Dolan. Avenue I read this comment just as he said it

[@ABC-lq7nu]

Question: "what club has she gotten into?" Answer: Mickey mouse clubhouse.

[@littlepoodle316]

Aqua Roses I just sang the last line 😂

[@violetmerkh8207]

I love this comment *way* too much

[@Glowbaries]

Dayum. That Is Hilarious. I Thought Her Saying She Goes Clubbing Was Funny, But Looking At This Comment, All I Can Imagine Is Her Walking Into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Then Getting The Sh*t Kicked Out Of Her For Not Having 4 Fingers. XD

[@April-vz6by]

club penguin

[@theconspiracyterrorist4412]

It's the mickey mouse clubhouse come inside its warm inside

[@burntbread12]

"I go clubbing, and I'm hugging" Me in 2020: *Sounds like paradise..*

[@yourmomsgrandma7310]

For real

[@lilywatson3455]

The third song is called "Beautiful" While the more accurate title should be, "I'm attempting to look as sexy as possible, yet fatherly, so I can knock more chicks up to eventually raise an army of children"

[@trashcan_clikkie6225]

An army of children XD

[@alicorns4life557]

😂😂

[@nightmaregamingyt1723]

JUST AMAZING

[@animegurrll__1824]

Smurfs not children xD

[@elementalalphas1913]

I love you.❤️

[@blu9718]

Daz: "call batman she just kicked over a barrel"

[@kingofmeatballs763]

*calls Batman*

[@juno1395]

"That's what you do when your an aeroplane.." *...."neww"...*

[@olahasa9612]

Why did I actually find that bit cute XD

[@tristantolkamp4991]

Me: KZbin i want to enjoy a old daz video. KZbin copyright: nuh uh

[@Cozzey_Kid]

ahhh is that why the videos sound keeps cutting out? makes sense honestl

[@tyleridfk4900]

girl kicks over a bin over at the bat cave: alfred: master bruce we have reports of a dangerous criminal wandering the streets

[@samflower123]

Hahaha

[@oliviahashem9370]

I SMELL UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@cameronmcdonald3514]

Via THE SEEKER I SMELL chocolate because I’m eating a biscuit right now

[@oliviahashem9370]

@@cameronmcdonald3514 LUCKY

[@laceydunn1629]

BUT IT WAS ME DIO (sniff sniff is that a jojo fan)

[@benmitch5416]

The only club she goes to is club penguin

[@rizzardbro]

Bruh XD

[@jellytime7531]

bravo XD

[@misterbananaduck5218]

Lol

[@misterbananaduck5218]

She orders milk. Holy milk. 🍼🍼🍼

[@justyouraverageotaku8346]

LOLZZZ

[@lisafischer5040]

*_MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA_*

[@tyyonnawoods91]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bekah8412]

nolan le geimer oof

[@adriannafischer1792]

HANNAH MONTANA HAS SPOTTED TUMBLR BOY

[@mikeywayism]

Lisa Fischer change it to mrs tumblr has spotted another mrs tumblr.....that’s me with my crush XD

[@alexjackson4029]

Mr Tumblr (actor, not character) is gay. I can tell.

[@billybobjoe3978]

“This 4 yo.” “Dating another 5 yo.” “Again, dates a 6 yo.” “This girl is ten” Me: **how old are they!? 😂 **

[@mouthbreather3590]

“Uh hey babe if you go to prom w me I’ll show you wuts under this tuff of hair it’s mah flippin eye” I CANT BREATHE BRO IM DYING LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@jessicawilkinson9868]

"THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL... that shirt is not" Like same

[@thaolyy4538]

ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ carat or army? lol

[@jessicawilkinson9868]

taetae BOTH

[@zojagorjanc1221]

ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ 😍😍😍 tae

[@jessicawilkinson9868]

Zoja Gorjanc yes the precious Taehyung I love him 😍 (not as much as Hoseok tho)

[@다가져가가]

v is my bias hes ADORABLE I LOVE MY TAE HYUNG

[@jackchampion1455]

"Did she eat a pack of crayolas or something?".. fucking lost it XDDD

[@joycemassawe5658]

Ikr.😂😂😂

[@dontevenknowanymore3667]

Jack Champion OMG SAME

[@coffiteaa]

Same. xD

[@HarleyQuinn-bt7ep]

Jack Champion oh that not normal *eats crayon* HELP

[@kemzieplanit]

Jack Champion same

[@Bowl_of_ramen__]

“That’s what you do when your pretending to be a airplane at 5...neeeeewng”

[@Kwiyagat]

"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf!" *Oh sweet Virgina I am dead*

[@brontasaurusrex5118]

Goodbye world 😱

[@remytherat6027]

Lmao I live in Virginia 👀👄👀

[@levachan5610]

@@remytherat6027 same 🥲

[@remytherat6027]

@@levachan5610 ayyyy let's go finally somone else that lives in virgina

[@levachan5610]

@@remytherat6027 Hello fellow Virginian 😂

[@saryahfish]

Did anyone notice how in the first music video the subtitles kept changing languages

[@halfpicklehalfrick6091]

I noticed lol 😂

[@marieke.g]

that was the point lol

[@irishpride2993]

Was wondering what the point to it was

[@elinahcruise8204]

Hell yeah

[@jessicaf6190]

It goes from German to chinese like wtf

[@daismoos]

“ I’d grab that boy off that mirror and I’ll eat the picture. GONE!”

[@monsterboi5589]

Daz making fun of children gives me life.

[@VerchielxKanda]

"Did she eat a pack of Crayola?!" I love your commentary so much!! XD

[@diorawesomeness3938]

"Why is she pissing colors on his face" 😂😂

[@MuntedHoon]

I loved how Daz refers to anyone under the age of 18 as 2 years old. 😂😂

[@kyleighfixico420]

😂😂😂

[@anderrrrrrr]

I’m two years old

[@salazargaming4353]

@@anderrrrrrr then your 18 sir

[@oKayVa]

If ur two then I’m -56

[@PhorkysSeal]

“She’s giving birth to a smurf!” Had me dying🤣

[@novadearest]

"Oh shit, Mr. Tumblr has spotted Hannah Montana"

[@jackfox6793]

skii w mee you got 666 likes my doOd

[@vincentowen2158]

Fourty 4Times who fucking cares you satanist fuck

[@madib5984]

Hannah Montana has spotted mr tumblr

[@royalblanket]

@@vincentowen2158 666

[@graysen7500]

nova is here ya I’m still waiting for the t shirts

[@sk1b1di_s1gmaa]

Lol I died when he said there are a million perverts on amazon buying panda costumes xD

[@an4rchysin258]

Daz: He’s gonna go for it. Me: No, he’s gonna throw her off it.

[@caidenroshia7253]

Daz and I made the same face at the same time when they gave birth to weird fluids 😂😂😂

[@worldwidehandsome7084]

"The dad's gonna eat the box" i'm laughing so hard, i just found this guy's videos and i already love him

[@magdieldexter]

Welcome, enjoy the hilarious way's of Daz lmao

[@sayamuhamad2569]

Samee i just found him and i love him soo much hes soo funny

[@popsfergie6733]

I'm legitimately having a heart attack right now from laughter

[@popsfergie6733]

+PastelxHolly thank you

[@nathanweaver3378]

laughing to hard to type this comment

[@benw3924]

Me also, omfg his reaction to the guy taking off the panda mask

[@alexismaagdenberg3653]

HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE

[@waddlesgraymysenpai2380]

my either I died of laughter at the part where he's like yah look up to the sky I can't dance

[@frootlooop]

I like how he thinks every one under the age of 14 is 2 xD

[@blxckluv5796]

Same tho

[@stephanieann6622]

They look like babies! Lol

[@A4ple2060]

Im a bwaby then! Hug me!

[@emmacurrie6094]

Lol

[@HeartStruck333]

“I love Chinese food” Wears Japanese clothing and names most foods that aren’t Chinese... ✨LoGiC✨

[@emilyabbiss8505]

I really must say that the Dazzlers, just the community here, are the best. There are just a few communities that are this nice. I rarely see any hate comments or arguments. I really love coming here, enjoying Daz Videos (he is really one of the funniest, realest KZbinrs out there...) and reading the comments. I am really glad i am a part of this.... love you guys and Daz. Have a nice day

[@pissapocalypse]

We love you too

[@elanor5080]

I love it as well, you included

[@droopycactus5260]

Aww This needs moRE LIKES

[@aliciaj2988]

That’s a nice thing to say it’s another example of how the Daz community is Also the Shane Dawson community is nice too but again that was nice of you to say

[@venomflaresoreno6075]

Awww we love ya too!

[@Destinee_15]

I lost it when he was smelling food in the air. I can't 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Arby.]

Ikr 😂

[@phoebehunt3158]

+DxDVelox Devon Xd

[@karapagas]

sub me i am close to 50 subs

[@technopeasant9779]

well watching a trash can would not be entertainment

[@alaylasudsberry9388]

lol me to

[@xspiritwolf200]

I LOST IT AT "Mr. Tumblr spotted Hannah Montana" 😂😂

[@bee_boy_9079]

"Oh shit they're on a bridge-" "He's gonna do it-" Daz, I hate to break this to you, but this could be taken 2 ways

[@Mydisastrouslife]

Oh fuck

[@mariellataia5211]

"I would grab that boy off the mirror and eat him" I laughed so heart XDDD

[@dovacraft5772]

"why is there a rainbow coming out of the food" i mean you've got to taste it somehow

[@phillipjames5829]

I love this

[@royal3524]

*T A S T E T H E R A I N B O W*

[@zedanmoosa4996]

it wasn't skittles though

[@gabe_itch24]

TASTE THE RAINBOW

[@fourearwolf3315]

@@zedanmoosa4996 It’s skittles in disguise

[@evadoodles7460]

I wasn't even laughing at the video I was laughing at you 😂😂

[@frankieslavienrose]

Eva Doodles same 😂😂😂

[@gatrademebee745]

Eva Doodles 📦🍴🍴😆😆😆😆😆

[@gatrademebee745]

Eva Doodles 😆😆😆👱👁👈😆😆😆

[@ShadowPosture]

Thats the point fucktard

[@evadoodles7460]

SmallEdits 滅 excuse me?

[@burntbread12]

"Then I'm hugging.." Me in 2020: **sprays Febreeze** *Hah, stay the fuck away-*

[@lil_tingler4317]

I love how much u laugh at your own jokes

[@thepandahero3606]

+MUSTERIOUSTROUSERS Lol I do it all the time, idk if it proves i'm funny or just a fucking idiot XD

[@zyioneo]

+ThePandaHero ikr xD

[@maryyouth4601]

Dad jokes

[@faydonia2399]

+Led Zeppelin Haha lmao

[@fienmeuleman7389]

So, my mum walked in my room and saw the last music video when the woman's "giving birth" and she thought I was watching porn and began freaking out. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't porn and clicked play on the video, but it only got worse. I'm scared, now. Doesn't help my KZbin was in dark mode and on my next to watch it has some doki doki literature club shit on there....

[@kaylinhansen1510]

rip

[@calreeGAZA]

And that's why when I hear people walking upstairs or coming near my room, I exit KZbin immediatly before something weird in a video happens or if a KZbinr in a video swears XD

[@kaylinhansen1510]

@@calreeGAZA Same the only thing is sometimes if I'm too late to close out yt I just pause the vid and get scared that my mom/dad will ask to see what I'm watching and somehow the one time they'll actually look at what I'm watching, something bad will happen. Thankfully nothing like this has ever happened to me... yet

[@umfiyml0354]

its at 69 likes, so i cants like it

[@nathanwilliams3131]

annnnnnd gone for a year

[@tordlarsson3564]

*sees a 16 year old girl driving* Me: lucky Daz: SHES A TODDLER DRIVING A CAR THIS FETUS SHOULDN'T DRIVE

[@elly4141]

Its 17 to drive over here lol

[@criminallyautistic8372]

Well hes a dad so I don't blame him

[@carter7404]

I think I literally almost passed out from laughing at the second one, I could t breathe

[@reecemason2231]

"Hey baby if you go prom with me ill show you what's under this tuff of hair, it's my fucking eye" Pmsl 😂😂😂😂

[@reecemason2231]

I meant babe

[@marapenna7199]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@hariswasim6192]

Reece Mason doesn't make much of a difference no offence

[@crapofdawn3940]

I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Daz is such a fucking Read More

[@hannah2793]

"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf" 😂😂😂

[@arustyspoon5331]

The sad thing is i have seen places called Chinese food

[@IamMissPronounced]

arustyspoon Spoon it's usually because their native language isn't English so they can't translate the shop names directly

[@lizardspittmiku2097]

arustyspoon Spoon I’ve eaten at a place called China Buffet

[@randomspaghettibowl8374]

Okra Winfrey Yeah same

[@carolinebrogdon9991]

"she's gonna give it to her dad to eat, that's what i would do...NUMM" im dead

[@Z0mb1exox]

Literally anyone under the age of 18: *Lives peacefully* Daz: THEY ARE 2 YEAH UH HU I SAID IT THEIR 2

[@tbhgykblohagkrofnridfnfidn2074]

"Did she eat a pack of crayola or something" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicaemery3934]

Wait.. wasn't the dude in the panda suit, the same guy who wore the turkey costume in the Thanksgiving video? XD

[@IamMissPronounced]

Jessica Emery yeah his name is Patrice Wilson and he's a fucking maniac 😂 I recommend watching H3H3 react to Patrice Wilson videos, they're hysterical

[@strawberrybob7488]

Yeah people think he's a pedophile and I think he is too

[@0riginaljim]

He was in the Friday - Rebecca Black video aswell 😂

[@ダットビッチビアンカ]

Jessica Emery yup

[@thebriancrew5747]

Jessica Emery yeah lol

[@Rana-zh7yx]

Lmao when he said he’s gonna eat that picture, “she’s gonna give it to her dad so he can eat it” lmao

[@kiwaiiavacado4176]

8:40 "is the dad gonna eat the box? That's what I would do NOM" -daz games

[@nicolebuyakov]

he just said:"nyuuu" *pretends to be an airplane* and then my fairylights fell off the wall :c

[@wafflestomp191]

Why the fuck are the subtitles in so many different languages?

[@berbtheherb]

You have a fabulous profile picture my sir

[@Jana-ri9gc]

Longworth ikr!

[@yeiiid6633]

And wrong. The ones in spanish make no sense.

[@jomausw]

Because the editor drank too much

[@cookiemonster6897]

I am Jade the one in Arabic is actually written wrong and is gibberish as well

[@helenacullen3682]

Daz's airplane motion was so cute and funny! It made me think of a little boy.

[@kaleray3474]

Your laugh is so pure lol

[@yeehawgaylord7655]

Kaylei Ray ikr XD

[@MiaMao_]

"Ow she's taken the photo of the mirror. What's she going to do with it? she is going to give it to her dad to eat! OH SHE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE. she going to put them in a box. Where's she going to put the box? She is going to give it to her dad to eat. That's what I'd do. NOM" MAN DAZ YOU CRACK ME UP.

[@gastonsbelle9829]

daz *complains about the boy being 4* sees another guy *he's way too old!* 😂😂

[@TrishaMitchell101]

Did anyone else experience some parts in the video where the audio stopped and it went silent?

[@spoodertea]

Probably copyright as usual, it’s happened in quite a few of Daz’s videos sadly because people have nothing better to do then complain about old content

[@HabibaBegum-g2o]

same

[@TrishaMitchell101]

@@spoodertea oh

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

" if i were her dad i would eat the picture and GONE" 😂

[@spigle1125]

"She's giving birth to a smurf" 😂

[@yeahlemon478]

The first video when she entered the "Chinese food" it turned night all of a sudden. Did anyone notice that?

[@frankiefrench1481]

Yea

[@Qwerty-kn8nm]

Dylan Winters She was standing there for hours waving her head around because she smelled the food...

[@lauraunicorn765]

yeah

[@emilyroberts4128]

Qwerty 123456 SCREAMING

[@thubbythubs9492]

7 years and this still never fails to make laugh

[@pam9799]

I just keep replaying the last part where the girl starts pissing colors in his face 😂😂

[@puck6782]

Crybaby fam 💖

[@InsectOverlord222]

XD TASTE DA RAINBOW

[@legoanimator8396]

ink sans XD

[@georgiarussellreadx]

Laughing so much at this, I literally need to stop watching these at night...

[@synysterrock3982]

OMG same!!

[@gabihernandez1964]

Agreed

[@abrartomlinson5105]

+georgia Russell-Read Samme omg

[@jaztchi]

Same

[@jorjahdaws9848]

😂

[@yam7607]

I was eating cereal when the last one played I almost choked

[@KarolRodriguezIlostmysanity]

Jimins high note in LetMeKnow nice profile picture and username 👀

[@ohheygamers4828]

Min Yoonjis armyyy

[@rooroys]

no one can escape bts or army omf yes i love

[@multijxde1855]

Rooro Y YASSSSSSS

[@lillianbaldwin-dickey8728]

Ya know Daz, an abusive ex introduced me to you, and I avoided so many of your videos because of that. And now I'm a subscriber and everytime I see an update I scramble to watch. You keep the joy in everyone's lives, and were the happiest thing in my life then. I'm glad I stayed, I'm glad you keep going. Your views, your amazing laugh and comments and everything. Keep doing what you do and keep the depresso away for many others younger than me, not TOO young but you know what I mean. Keep going Daz, and I'll see you in your next video 😊

[@user-ul3hu5wp9w]

Hope you’re doing better now

[@eagerskink7283]

shes cheated on him with a member of the blue man group

[@pleasantdwarf571]

oh mah gawd

[@krazykaleb7585]

I’m blue daba Dee daba die

[@marianahak9918]

"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf!" RIP me.

[@kermitstea3048]

Kids act like adults and adults act like kids

[@yuri_amazing1667]

At the song ‘Beautiful” skittles weren’t messing around when they said “taste the ✨rAiNboW ✨

[@silly3601]

OMG NO- 🤣

[@erin1172]

When they were both on the bridge my first thought was “push her off!” Idek why 😂😂

[@phillipjames5829]

Same

[@badwolf6065]

"The dad's gonna eat the box! That's what I'd do, nom!" Haha :D

[@kristinadechert9397]

I neerly pissed myself, THAT LAST ONE THO 😂😂😂

[@cheese7353]

Ikr "she's giving birth to a smurf!!"

[@linseygracee943]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

[@lindsayburns1377]

I don't care if this video is going on 5 years old, Daz's reaction around the 4:56 mark will remain timeless! That shit makes me laugh every time!

[@lindsayburns1377]

Ok, but also at 14:58 LOL😂 That reaction is f'ing hysterical too!

[@-screee9222]

OH SHES GIVING BIRTH TO A SMURF” “Me: “congratulations sleepy the topless smurf is your new child :)”

[@sheelayuan2443]

The fucking airplane noise made me lose it, and the smurf birth didn't help when I had to explain why I was laughing uncontrollably at midnight to my parents

[@eathalynch8312]

Yeah I'm sitting in a library trying not to lose my crap right now it's terribly hard

[@ckdancer9730]

Same

[@sybil2980]

lol

[@itzarchie1k79]

Lol

[@InsectOverlord222]

" Someone call Batman, She just kicked over a Barrel!!"

[@jasminpacindoguiza894]

We need a T shirt with this quote

[@kristensimon4921]

bro 😂 he called him a pervert before he even knew he was 😂✋🏻

[@lydiawheeler1566]

IM WATCHING THIS AT 1:15 AM AND EVERYONES ASLEEP SOZ I HAVE TO LAUGH SILENTLY AND I CANT HELP

[@lydiawheeler1566]

MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING

[@lydiawheeler1566]

OW

[@carysredford4141]

THATS HAPPENING TO ME RN

[@pyro5308]

Lydia Wheeler do I care?

[@pyro5308]

If you weren't asking me then who were you, and if you weren't asking anyone then why even post that? I mean its common sense.