Daz Watches Women Divorces Husband Ghost

[@crystalmourning6579]

When he tried to kill her, he was just inviting her to properly move in with him

[@bobjohnson3109]

Thats a good one x3

[@z33ali]

I really didn’t even think of this😂😂

[@ii_angxlrxse]

Oh my god xD YASSSSSSSSS QQQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!! xD

[@aleah7746]

I'm mad I didn't think of this

[@jack_tout_court6486]

👁⭕️👁

[@tia.tonna_]

“how did you meet” Daz- ‘pirate tinder’ me, an intellectual- *”shiver me tinder”*

[@GabrielleBraswell]

😂😂😂

[@rivermoon1477]

I can’t breathe!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sidneydillon3976]

tia tonna I’m in tears!! Oml 😭

[@nicomoist5336]

Argh wasn't ready for that joke

[@caitlinbonnor343]

Ahahahahaha

[@crispygravy8358]

Me: eating cereal in bed with a double chin Daz: you are looking sexy

[@bronwenbarlow9868]

Omg. I was doing something similar I was sitting eating a bowl of pasta. Yes, just a plain bowl of pasta. with a double chin when he said it

[@dta690]

You're pic completes that

[@LucasTheBot]

Who defines sexy? No one... so you ARE sexy

[@plutopolite6288]

Same but me with a bagel lol

[@Sloan00x]

MEEEE

[@lottiemae9195]

Title: *Woman divorces ghost husband* Me: “....... Did he ghost her?”

[@kellymilly8938]

😂😂😂😂😂 no he scared her to ✨death✨

[@lily-suerawding8735]

@@kellymilly8938 🤣🤣

[@unknown-cv8pj]

Funny 👍😂

[@kxnz4049]

He was an invisible husband

[@xjxyden07x]

Your funny fr 😂😂

[@kaye8444]

“He speaks very good English!” “I’ve never heard him speak.” Me - *”w h a t ?”*

[@echiosansandpapsessister9333]

༼ಠ⌓ಠ༽

[@mochamilksubs]

- □ *believe* - ✅ *doubt*

[@er0ding.elli0tt14]

*c o n f u s i o n*

[@thepsychicgirllol2821]

NANI!!!!!!!!

[@iwannakms8848]

@@mochamilksubs *press X to doubt*

[@maddvlogger8123]

Her: never heard a physical voice Also her: hE’s a pIrAte aNd 300 yEaRs

[@donnellelee201]

MADD VLOGGER but she said that he spoke English quiet good haha

[@emmadavies1573]

This seems a little bit fIsHy 💗😂🧐🤔

[@keratree24]

Ik that’s exactly what I was thinking

[@We-are-all-strangers]

Also her: he speaks good English

[@elfie6008]

Wonder how they met..

[@Anne_The_Hamster]

Why is nobody talking about his Barbossa impression, it’s perfect!

[@bradburycharlie2985]

I thought so too

[@lindanicolausson6148]

it was amazing!!

[@rhirhix6377]

Ikr!!

[@daltonlorow8294]

AGRGEEEEDD MIS TURNER. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darklazer8321]

That is a sick impression

[@taylor4474]

"I'll resurrect you and slap you dead" All the spirits in Daz's house: 👁👄👁

[@madspectrelp992]

fucking banger my dude

[@GoldenMask669]

600th like wooooo 🎉

[@tamdam6200]

The woman: he actually spoke good English Also her: well there was no physical voice 😂😂😂

[@tapgamingsmilkischeese6289]

I came to the comments to see if anyone noticed she seems like spazmoid

[@MissesJinxx]

I was literally about to comment that too😂

[@xxemoboixx3491]

Tam Dam 😂😂😂😂

[@bethanymorgan6601]

Tam Dam well done because I actually didn’t pick up on that 😂

[@TheTinkers]

I was gonna say the same thing lol

[@azariaevans1996]

wait she said “he speaks good english “ then two seconds later “i never heard his voice” hold up-

[@rileylou9758]

*illuminati* 🔽 👀

[@uchibauki2515]

Why did they give this crazy delusional woman interview ? 😂😂😂

[@avidreader8792]

@@uchibauki2515 because people can't help but watch it!

[@jessicawilliams329]

You have a point

[@-belue-6697]

Uchiba Uki...Ratings and the fucks they give! 🤣

[@bossmaster7677]

Daz: You are all looking sexy as MMM. Me: "pulls out uno reverse card"

[@caranickel7010]

bossmaster767 omg 😂😂😂😂 ur humor is amazing 😂😂

[@vans955]

Ha my profile pic

[@janeruby1795]

Who lives under a pineapple under the sea. Me: The sad divorced pirate who tried to murder his wife

[@npc-333]

CaptAin JaAAck

[@BigBabyJonsey-21]

Its a tale as old as time

[@ironman20150]

@@npc-333 Jack the Pirate

[@aartemistic]

"If your going to get paint eyebrows on, why make it look like Pride Rock?" Why is this is the truest thing I have ever heard on KZbin? 😂

[@sasharohr1633]

Yas

[@catanalinacazenave130]

What's pride rock

[@EnchantedReader89]

@@catanalinacazenave130 From Lion King

[@ladypain7856]

Right he's so funny. I got a mental image of pride rock and the lion king movie when he said that

[@mnothing2123]

Women:*tries to divorce ghost* Ghost:you will always remember this as the day you almost divorced captain jack sparrow

[@elingeorgiacollier9904]

omg lmao😂😂😂

[@elingeorgiacollier9904]

😂😂😂😂

[@tanjaperathoner3087]

This comment made my day 😂😂

[@soreenloaf7519]

Yes

[@blossm9979]

𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳

[@tia-rex]

"Wheres the killer" *"Hes behind you"* "We need back up. She's gone insane"

[@mamacheesegrater1144]

So , we meet again mr trex

[@Sulo.theLabrador]

Tia-rex !!! *I AM SUUUBBBING TO EVERYONE* *WHO SUUUBBBING BACK* 🔥👍😊

[@Gryphen_]

Vlog Music sub to me

[@tia-rex]

@@mamacheesegrater1144 Well well well here we are, and its Miss actually😂

[@person7382]

the video: woman divorces ghost husband daz: fAaAKeE eYeBrOwSssS

[@alethea8854]

Daz: You are looking S E X Y Me: REVERSE CARD YOU FABULOUS MAN

[@arandomspider9563]

Lol

[@dill..n]

Reine Remi Ah The Uno Reverse Card Effect Nice move 😏👍🏻

[@JamesJohnson-cc2tu]

Uno!

[@miacatsss8545]

Reine Remi Nice profile pic, my favorite game

[@klaudiaklimczak6057]

@@dill..n don't you mean _outstanding move_ :3

[@Orangensaft420]

2:24 “Oh what he was in the Navy?” Her: “He was a pirate” ...”Close enough” 😂😂😂

[@Orangensaft420]

Whitefang 73005 shoot thx for the correction haha

[@Tayagaming2.0]

Lmao

[@blax140]

Who remembers this Daddy I'm playing with my new friend But we just moved in *ball rolls in frame* And we're moving

[@BabyPanda33]

Generic VR KZbinr I loved that vine

[@gabbymeserole3854]

Oh my god yesss

[@arcticbadger1]

Generic VR KZbinr REDRUM REDRUM 🔴

[@blax140]

i did not expect to get so many likes

[@Tori-dd3qz]

Yassssss

[@leo-ke1kk]

“How did you meet?” “ShivermeTINDER”- Lol I can’t with myself😭

[@hannahabert6259]

Really upsets me that Daz missed the chance to say ‘Shiver me Tinder’ tbh

[@misterfister5810]

“Shiver me timbers”

[@GMandMOfficial]

Mister Fister Tinder is a hookup site

[@remmilayne6153]

@@misterfister5810 Right...that was the inspiration for the joke...

[@yourmumabcdefg821]

Ha

[@abirose22]

i swear there’s always someone in the comments that doesn’t get the joke and instead of ruining it and leaving the comment to do its thing they have to correct lol

[@theparzivalfilms]

Been called sexy today. Daz you know how to dazzle me [Insert Daz laugh here]

[@loreleigerhardt1723]

Ahahah right when I saw this he laughed

[@revan8131]

Daz's laugh is iconic, tbh

[@marwamimi843]

Rhys Millington omg lol

[@theparzivalfilms]

@@revan8131 yess😂😂

[@theparzivalfilms]

@@loreleigerhardt1723 😂😂

[@saraa.9024]

Wife: **lights flicker** Wife: oh that’s just my husband *lipsmack*

[@alyssasvlogs6022]

It’s so funny that he watched these in the wrong order (I came from his newest vid where she married ‘Jack’ lol

[@Uncann7]

Daz: You are all looking as sexy as- *Me just sitting in my chair, finishing a subway sandwich most likely with mayo on my face*

[@heidi_1love]

Hahaha I'm eating a subway whilst watching as well.

[@heidi_1love]

Footlong or 6 inch?

[@topazzzzzzz27]

Ha! I was also stuffing my face when he said that

[@bobross7744]

Is it REALLY mayo

[@bubbles1564]

That's what she said

[@MsKerriishere]

Daz - you are sexy Looks In mirror of myself. Me- I am sexy Mirror- who told you that lie?

[@maxkennedy7430]

Kerri Brown *smash Mirror* You Son Of A Bitch!!

[@opmcmonn3380]

Lmao 😝 😂

[@teaparty3447]

Kerri Brown 😂😂

[@Mothpancakes]

Next time on Daz games: Daz: sir mirrorington we meet again The mirror: you may have won last time but this time will be different *5 seconds later* Mirror: how?!?! Daz: *picks up the pc* (Low disk space notification pops up) Mirror: nooooooooooo! *boom*

[@sleepykirby2761]

Me too

[@nisarojas2869]

“You are all looking sexy as... MMMHHH” Me, in my Subway uniform, eating chips and guac: “... thank you.”

[@feebweed]

“You are all looking sexy as... MMMHHH” me, feeling like shit because my curves make it impossible to pass as anything other than a girl: ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ “thank you”

[@feebweed]

Colt San thanks

[@abiouston457]

#Ialsowork@subway

[@nisarojas2869]

phoebe doering I’m sure you’re a beautiful human being

[@feebweed]

nisa rojas thanks

[@hamstercult1987]

Daz: “Or come back as a person with a computer that WORKKSSSS” Me: 😂😭😂😂

[@deanreynolds6854]

i died of laughter 🤣😂🤣😂

[@jessbrodie1464]

He was a man of the sea Daz: Oh so he was in the navy? Her: Yeah, he was a pirate Daz: o_O *close enough* 😂

[@joshjordan2094]

Why is no one talking about how good that Captain Barboza impression was!?

[@emopandaa]

YASSS

[@darlenestillwell8567]

IKR

[@sym8774]

I thought his impression was of gibs?

[@SkellingtonFan]

If you close your eyes you'd know the difference.

[@rawrbadkitty]

Its everything

[@ilikedadjokeseveryonesarew7010]

Daz: "Oh what, he was in the Navy?" Pride rock lady: "He was a pirate"

[@kerimckee2289]

Pride rock lady 😂

[@poppyw8753]

@@thiccumss sorry what you’re probably 6 yourself mate

[@thiccumss]

@@poppyw8753 Says a probably 5 year old.Mind your own business or is that another thing you can’t do?

[@poppyw8753]

@@thiccumss wow I can’t believe I’m actually arguing with a minor this is so fun

[@soreenloaf7519]

Wtf

[@dutchvanderlinde8619]

Isn’t this the same woman in the last daz watches?

[@FritsaAndFuritsa]

It is!

[@rileyyyy6666]

She looks so different that her voice caught me off guard. Divorce changes a woman

[@ariiannaa444]

No one: Daz’s Computer : low disk space Daz: I’m used to you by now

[@Cerberus8295]

Hes gunna marry the low disk space

[@jay_1177]

Windows update: hold my beer

[@emsafol7460]

Low disk space: I’m here Daz! Daz: you’re nothing to me

[@ariiannaa444]

Emsfol low disk space doesn’t get the credit she deserves

[@katiemcdonald9115]

I read this as he said it lolol

[@hejda6589]

09:31 ”We’re glad it turned out well for you and Whatever” 09:36 ”When you look at your weddingpictures and Whatever”🤣🤣 10:00 ”And they’re not mental health problems?” Danggg he savagee

[@xxemoboixx3491]

Hej Då ME

[@zxsouyt6382]

Stranger things : I am the best show of all time Billy season 2 : hold my beer

[@Liminal_Loomis]

Billy is in stranger things LOL (Ik its not the same Billy 😂)

[@mr.j3692]

Foxy_Draws _FNAF lmfao 🤣

[@tatyana6671]

Yes 🥳

[@Chesh_.]

zxsou YT True 😂

[@darcylilith246]

😂😂 love Billy, but stranger things will always have my heart♥️🤷‍♀️

[@Alex24-68]

What I like abt daz is that while he sees the funny side of things he also sees the serious side and that’s important and it’s one of the reasons I respect him.

[@weirdolucy647]

Faaaaake eyebrow!!!!!!!!!!! Her eyebrow lookin like Pride Rock. I love this man

[@maurabarrada3833]

“SHES been watching the pirates of the Caribbean and smoking something” -daz 2019

[@soupynuggets2622]

Her: "I've never heard physical voice" Also her: "He speaks good English" And still her: "He's a pirate and 300 years-" Hm.....something seems off 🤔

[@misterb9833]

WAY off

[@jmdtrilogy9984]

i said the same thing hahahaha

[@TheLoneWandererGuy]

His body is easy off for a start

[@zxn.splxffy]

The fact that Daz still empathized with her at the end gives me the slightest amount of faith in humanity... i love you♥️♥️♥️

[@christianchimmy1506]

No one: Absolutely no one: Daz's computer: *low disk space* Daz: im used to you by now *A few moments later* Daz's computer : *low disk space* Daz: *screams at the computer*

[@jaydengladura880]

Christian Chimmy nice profile picture

[@christianchimmy1506]

@@jaydengladura880 oh why thank you😌😂❤

[@abigailbreland7497]

HEHEHEHEHEE I SEE YOU BTS ARMY LURKING AROUND KZbin HEEHEHEEE I PURPLE YOU HAVE A AMAZING DAY OR NIGHT

[@jaydengladura880]

Christian Chimmy you’re welcome.

[@suedoyle3932]

Thats me.

[@tipcreel7950]

"AMON. MY MAN." I'm more dead than her husband.😂

[@loreleigerhardt1723]

Tip Creel HAHA I saw this right when it happened

[@theavocadowhisperer46]

*Divorced husband that she can't hear but speaks good English and can't see, but is a pirate*

[@mwsilence]

@@loreleigerhardt1723 wtf same

[@gemmacripps9801]

Interviewer= so as I understand jack was a man of the seas... Daz= oh so he was in the navy. Woman= yes he was a pirate... Daz= well close enough! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@crtzy9626]

Mystery Singer love this comment

[@iris9364]

Mystery Singer ikr 🤣🤣

[@joeys_brainzzzz]

Me: *just gets done crying for like an hour* Daz: *shows up on recommended* Me: 😌 the cure has come

[@milly8868]

Yes. Exactly me

[@Pandapung1]

Her wedding pictures show that she actually married "The ghost of Captain Jack Sparrow"😂

[@ariannalee2132]

Daz really missed the opportunity to say “shiver me tinders”

[@Kaizo888x]

Arianna Lee 😂💀

[@jasminecarlysle6388]

I know right I was saying that in my head like I wish i was there to tell him 😂 😂

[@evanballard6757]

So true

[@leafalcove3539]

Oml

[@randompineapple9615]

Or Plundr

[@help6884]

He needs a hoodie with “LINDA. FIX THIS LOW DISK SPACE.” written across it then on the back there’s the disk space sign with the caption “Jokes on you”

[@alexandraweaving7664]

Peaony温凯仪 he’s already don’t that leech already

[@jrbenelisha7779]

That is Tie-dye

[@help6884]

alexandra weaving oh...

[@kcday8082]

Please make this a thing

[@mollygudgeon9915]

Yeeessssssss. EVEYONE ONE LIKE HER COMMENT SO DAZ CAN SEE

[@Di017]

So she married a pirate ghost called jack, divorced him. Married a new ghost years later, which is also conveniently also a pirate called jack?

[@luznoceda2003]

he watched the vids in the wrong order 😭

[@christie3361]

He watched them in the wrong order

[@owomars]

“I don’t think Count Dracula ever sucked on an iPhone charger” - Daz 2019

[@kellymilly8938]

😂😂😂

[@theavocadowhisperer46]

*Divorced ghost husband that she can't hear but speaks good English and can't see, but is a pirate* VERY WELL DONE

[@jazzybean]

Daz: "You are sexy." Me: *on the toliet* Also me: Okey. 😌

[@darlenestillwell8567]

Woah

[@l0zer584]

JazzyBean 😂

[@CharlieHorse4363]

LMFAO ME TOO

[@TheCleverJoker]

I can just imagine like a cutout of himself with the camera sitting in a hole in the cutout, and that's why he said it.

[@emsfra7412]

I watched that bit as I was cleaning rabbit shit out of the pens at the pet shop I work at. I was just like... “mhm thank you”

[@kaepi3]

A whole year later and I’m still upset Daz didn’t say “shiver me tinders” in the pirate voice

[@allybugg]

Woman be looking like Mt Everest was printed onto her face

[@cookiecrumbs4236]

Carcino Genetisct her eyebrow be like _/\

[@tina2252]

Carcino Genetisct OMG I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THAT 🤣

[@tuannafiz3647]

HAJSHH BRO NAH

[@shrekscheesycrevice]

@@cookiecrumbs4236 do you mean, she be looking like she got hills for eyebrows....?

[@shrekscheesycrevice]

@@tina2252 army?

[@lucyfoley4228]

“If your gonna paint eyebrows on why make them look like pride rock”- this is now my new life motto

[@idkellie2060]

yes

[@Liminal_Loomis]

It's the eyebrow of liiiifeee!!!

[@Liminal_Loomis]

@Adrian Swafford something you live your life by like of your life motto is: never give up. You will try not to give up on things through life.

[@neosporin6272]

Adrian Swafford nothin what’s the motto with you?

[@strawberry_sadist8100]

Lucy Foley Hakuna matata!!

[@redgrapes1455]

0:31 Nobody: Literally no one: Not a soul: Daz: you are looking sexy as mmmm!!

[@jay_1177]

FBI OPEN UP!

[@rylieturman]

Your name. Your name is amazing.

[@rylieturman]

BubbleGum DumbDumb, no problem. 😂

[@raegan9543]

10:45 he is such a good parent. I think he is the perfect father and Sara (idk if that is how she spells it) is so lucky to have him in her family (yes I know most parents are like that but whenever he talks about her you can just tell how much he cares about her!)

[@veyamarie1506]

her: *has never seen him or heard him spoke* also her: ‘he actually speaks very good english’

[@catlady7536]

*speak

[@jodichristie8356]

Right

[@ohno7044]

*Is this the sequel to that woman who wanted to have a kid with her Ghost boyfriend??*

[@blacknoodle2748]

I was just thinking that!

[@TheWolfGirl1903]

TheEdgeLord THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING-

[@AsmrHoe]

Hehehe

[@tylerhackner9731]

Yeah I thought that was it 😂

[@kaslynn493]

I was thinking that too

[@d3pthpercepti0n96]

Who ya gonna call? THE DIVORCE LAWYER. Karen come back I miss the kids

[@emi-lz2bu]

No

[@violetmerkh8207]

This reminds me of Scrubs

[@afilthybarnyardanimal7742]

She's probably at the nearest store screaming for or at the manager.

[@Horrorenthusiast_forlife]

I loved his Pirates of the Caribbean impressions they were perfect

[@hellod7271]

Daz’s daughter: leaves the tap on. Daz: right we’re moving to Japan. Daz: Konichiwa welcome back to Daz games for another Daz watches, my old security footage. Daz: oh crap I moved for nothing. Linda get us a house in England! Yes I did make her move to Japan, she’s not getting away that easily.

[@angelv4801]

Hehe 69

[@Rubesbibbz]

Lol

[@georgit8514]

This is pretty accurate 😂

[@jatuliabuteojatu]

Gold 😹😹😹

[@xxlunofallxx2558]

"You all look sexy af" *My little sister watching with me, cowering in fear: im u n d e r a g e d*

[@Cinderlord7274]

In

[@izzynator146]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Daz: ♪Faaaaaake eyyebroowwwws♪

[@floraidhfinnie4906]

0:31 I WAS GETTING DRESSED WHEN YOU SAID THAT LOL

[@Nihilus_501]

“My point is that she’s been watching too much Pirates of the Caribbean... and smoking something” 😂😂😂

[@bright-_]

Nice profile picture ;)

[@taekook2497]

*Me:( came back from work tired wearing sweatpants and a big ass shirt eating a Big Mac)* *Daz: you look sexy*

[@thechristiancountrygirl4383]

me lol

[@taekook2497]

hopekook 4life ANNIIOOOO ARMY ☺️💜

[@thechristiancountrygirl4383]

@@taekook2497 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ARMY

[@taekook2497]

hopekook 4life ARMY💜FAMILY

[@thechristiancountrygirl4383]

@@taekook2497 ya lol

[@marinae2648]

Eye Brows- Arched Husband- Nonexistencet Pirates- of the Caribbean Hotel- Trivago From A Soon To Be A KZbin Gamer Girl ❤

[@JR-xy6br]

This comment is- bad

[@marinae2648]

@@JR-xy6br Thank-You 🤣

[@JR-xy6br]

spill it sis You’re- welcome

[@sadieadler8899]

This comment speaks the truth *bows*

[@OrphAKos]

Meme- dead Me- about to get roasted People- roasting me 😅

[@nejirehado9227]

Title: I married a ghost Me: the only ghost I’m marrying is the ghost from the chicken sandwich I had 2 mins ago

[@Meg_-pz3ge]

“He spoke very good English...... I never heard him speak” I’m so confused

[@audreyvt3]

Exactly what I thought

[@morphixmonarch]

@@audreyvt3 Right? Her: Never saw a physical form or heard a physical voice. Also Her: He was a pirate and spoke good English.

[@princ3ss04]

And somehow she knows his name😂

[@marinthornton6679]

Woman .. my ghost husband tried to kill me !! Me ... who you gunna call GHOSTBUSTERS 😂👻😂👻😂👻

[@army-atiny-stantalents2765]

I'm actually glad l found this comment 😂😂😂

[@riffatparveen3607]

Shhhhhh the ghostbusters might actually come😂

[@wolfwhisperer7540]

You mean ghostlayers

[@marinthornton6679]

ARMY-ATINY-stantalents I’m surprised no one else put it tbf

[@claracanny3409]

Daddy I'm playing with my new friend But we only just moved in *ball rolls into frame* And we're movingggg

[@erikkathomas4602]

👏👏😔rip vine

[@misterb9833]

Clara Canny lol

[@claracanny3409]

@@erikkathomas4602 rip😭😭

[@claracanny3409]

@Isaac Rainbow copied? It's a fecking vine. And I know I'm not the only one who made this comment but I don't copy

[@claracanny3409]

@Isaac Rainbow go away ya bot

[@sashaweston8142]

There is a rule of thumb that a parent should never have to burry their child. I used to be friends with a mother who lost all three of her sons of an overdose all at the same time. They were found together with empty pill bottles. Me and my mother haven’t seen her ever since then. I hope everyday that no one should ever have to go through anything like that.

[@helloperson9418]

Is it just me thinking. How will he sign the divorce papers? Edit: thanks for all the likes :P

[@rubingtonthesecond]

😂 definitely a one-sided marriage

[@RavenVargas27]

Hahaha I also thought how are they even doing a divorce, if she went to a court with it after the judge died laughing he'd put her in the crazy house lol

[@Chazzzy1994]

In invisible ink

[@shrekscheesycrevice]

How to ruin a good comment, "Edit: omg guys, thanks so much for the likes!!! ❤️👍☺️😘😂"

[@Tiktoked1tss]

Daz: (goes on rant about her eyebrows) Daz 10mins later: I think she looks good

[@uselessmouthbreather]

Her eyebrow is pointing to the North Star

[@thedudereduded5274]

her: he speaks good English also her: *i've never heard his voice* wait just a minu-

[@succbenson807]

aestaethically_ pleasing qujia

[@taylortanner50]

Me: in bed sick with greasy messy hair & bags under my eyes Daz: you’re all looking sexy

[@dr.fandom2648]

"Don't think Dracula sucked on an IPhone charger." Me: Denki

[@eddieshirar2427]

I love you man😂

[@rubyrishton5137]

Pika boi

[@perspectiveowul6624]

rawrs in pikachu

[@lakelynstuart641]

⚡🤤👍👍 Best boiiiii

[@Mochi-wl4vx]

Oml- amazing.! Best boi :)

[@xXxChristyMariexXx]

Me: *Sitting on toilet to pee* Daz: “You are all looking sexy.” Me: “Pervert!”

[@lei4moon]

lol same

[@BadTortoise430]

LMAO!!😂😂😂

[@rylieturman]

Lmao.

[@noah-hy5om]

tmi bro

[@shiannealexander710]

PhenomenalPrincessxX BAHAHAHA IM DYING

[@malicemew]

Her ex husband was a pirate & a vampire? Wow, she really left a man with two professions? Ungrateful!

[@BabsChannel]

Get you a man that loves blood and booty.

[@leahjones2474]

who came back after daz watched woman marries 300 year old pirate...

[@sirdurtle9519]

Barbosa: I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request Elizabeth: wot Barbosa: MeAnS nO

[@socklesssandy9945]

Daz: you are all sexy Daz’s fans being from the age of 9-20 FBI:🤨

[@uwudj_kittycat0072]

Lmao

[@Slimtailz]

Toe Cruncher 9-20 or 30,, my mum adores him so

[@chipmunk_moon]

Nope. 20's here. Lol.

[@yotengoyotengoyotengoyoten8032]

Toe Cruncher oml I’m 9

[@serenthetpsongslover3063]

THIS IS THE FBI WHERE ARE YOU DAZ!?!?

[@chipmunk_moon]

Wait, ghost pirate. The Flying Dutchman? Lol.

[@pandahorse]

I'm the flying Dutchman!

[@sofias4259]

YESSS 😂

[@laufxyson7960]

Omg yess, potc fans unite lmao

[@savannahburns4044]

I was thinking captain hook 🤣

[@sophie-kl5wb]

Lmao

[@eve7040]

8:40 I was expecting him to say 'A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD'

[@darcymoscrop]

Me: Watching video Daz:”just come back as somebody who has a computer that WORKS!!1!”😂😂😂

[@flabbergastedlolli7195]

*sees title* Me: IF SHE CAN DIVORCE A GHOST HUSBAND, WHY CANT I FIND MYSELF A BOYFRIEND?!?!?? It’s not a lot to ask for lol

[@Kaizo888x]

Flabbergasted Lolli SAMEEE

[@AnimeIsLife-im2ul]

Flabbergasted Lolli I get you 😂

[@crystalqueen1257]

Many people rocking in that same boat as you, including... myself 😂👏🏻 lol

[@mariamonkey0095]

Look into your imaginatiooooonnn

[@phoenixlerma478]

Same

[@lucaspereira9722]

"Or just come back as someone else that has a computer that WORKS!" Died 😂😂😂

[@lidalu_lots4277]

Lucas Pereira I read this comment exactly as he said it 😂😂😂

[@ribbs13]

He’s so amazing!! I love when he raises his voice and his banter is so so hysterical 🖤

[@Scp--wr4xv]

1918: we will stop world hunger 2019: woman divorces ghost

[@tiochfaidharla4151]

Jack was a man of the sea Daz:oh he was in the navy Her:yes he was a pirate This b!tch crazy😂

[@Bubblesxoxo2002]

I actually died laughing at his outro. Stay dazzling ARRRRRRGGGG

[@LAURENAURORA31]

“Omg did he try to possess her? That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase in a relationship when someone becomes possessive.”

[@eivah2404]

😭😭😭

[@eggsoup919]

1:51 "I think I'm used to you by now" thats worse then getting rejected. *OOF* 😂

[@soapy_.7367]

The Ghost in the back of daz’s room during the vid: 👁👄👁 oh no

[@hannahvossler3212]

Just gonna say that Daz complimenting his Dazzlers at the beginning of his videos is the most pure and amazing thing on this planet. Being called beautiful and sexy while in my pajamas, a towel on my head, and eating brownies is amazing. Thank you Daz!

[@ariyougood]

Plot twist: it’s a female ghost and the ghost is lesbian, then when she finds out the woman is homophobic she try’s to kill herons her cover is blown 😂

[@TP-mv6en]

Herons???

[@BeanieBabyXx]

I heard "ghost pirate" and thought of the guy from spongebob

[@me-tz8jt]

Blackbeard? Idk if that's his name-

[@MearcyLin]

THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

[@laurengaeta8686]

SAME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@travel_mist4152]

Well we all know why she is getting a divorce to her ghost husband! He told her that she was drawing her eyebrows to high. She looked surprised.

[@rileylou9758]

N then when he tried to kill her he said its called karma and its pronounced HA!

[@amayakhler1551]

so original.

[@rileylou9758]

@@amayakhler1551 😉

[@Matildalovesyou]

Her eyebrows look like they’re sponsered by Nike Edit: I mistakenly miss spelled Nike. I know how to spell Nike I just put a y there 🙃

[@SonicTheHedgehog007]

@john shelby exactly you don’t ride a bikey do you 🤣

[@1D_5sos_taylor]

@john shelby it does

[@unholychildrenofjesusgoing8599]

Have u been going to da Nike store 🤣🤣🤣

[@dudestopcallingmeanemo6225]

@@SonicTheHedgehog007 Its a british thing

[@dudestopcallingmeanemo6225]

@john shelby its a brotish thing. We dont say look ar my nikes we say look at my nikeys

[@hp2385]

"How did u meet" Daz: pirate bay Me: at tortuga Only pirate of the Caribbean fans will understand

[@shantiking2491]

lmao

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Lol

[@sakuratree8816]

XD